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|>>|| No. 419462
I can only assume someone cocked up the mods' leave and had them all booked off on the same day again.
|>>|| No. 419474
I had to put an old shed out of it's misery last week lads.
|>>|| No. 419476
I actually managed to settle the whole thing in a moderately satisfying way. Not too good but not as bad is it could have been.
That laddie I had accused of cutting corners, thankfully wasn't. More like being tired (frankly he had a fair share of trouble at work too, about a month ago) and scared he'd get taken for a ride regarding his paid leave. I had a talk with the boss who showed me an IM log on the topic.
I ended up putting them both on schedule too. Spent about half a day adjusting everything, gave myself two additional days off in September. A-class PITA. But considering some other news I heard two days ago and the overall direction the department seems to be taking, maybe I should heed the /job/ folks' warning and abandon the ship.
Sage for office bollocks. Now it's about time to open that cognac bottle.
|>>|| No. 419493
I've just pissed all over my legs in my bathroom cos it was dark and got splashback from the rim, had to get the mop out. Was wearing shorts so just a quick wipe with a wt tea towel. I reckoned perverts would pay for this, Reckon I should set up my piss dungeon on Adult work. Gimp mask 30 quid from ebay, let people get pissed on in my dungeon 50 quid a wazz.
|>>|| No. 419496
I already had a wank at the thought of it and cleared my head, good luck with your other possible clientele though pissboi.
|>>|| No. 419499
Shut door toilet lock in after piss extra £20
Solo dirty toilet in the dark in my gimp mask as commander extra £100
Clean my toilet covered in pss / scat £100
|>>|| No. 419508
My mate was telling me this is a whole scene, there's blokes that like to piss in grey sweatpants specifically.
|>>|| No. 419510
I've got a bad feeling it's going to be one of those "blink and you miss it" Sundays.
I just avoided doing exactly that.
A friend of mine told me one of his uni mates got paid to do some rich bloke's house keeping in his undies, week in, week out. He was at such pains to stress "it wasn't sexual" I began to think it was him.
|>>|| No. 419511
He might be into it himself, or perhaps it's just something that's mentioned often on Grindr.
|>>|| No. 419588
I think the gay lad who works at the supermarket round the corner here has a crush on me. He seems to be very happy to see me every time he's working the till and I queue up to pay for my purchases. And disappointed when I happen to be in a different queue.
And yeah, he's very probably gay. He's one of those effeminate gays with a very girly demeanour. Nice chap really, can't say bad things about him. But I just don't swing that way.
|>>|| No. 419594
There's something very flattering about that, possibly even more than when a woman is into you. I'm not quite sure why I feel this way, I think it might be because most gay lads I've met tend to be quite good looking, or at the very least work on their appearance more than many straight blokes.
|>>|| No. 419598
> or at the very least work on their appearance more than many straight blokes.
One of my exes went to a gay pride parade once as a spectator, and she said she was stunned at some of the men she saw there, and that she felt that it was almost unfair that she didn't have a chance with any of them.
She said some of them were so handsome and well groomed and meticulously dressed that they were "any woman's wet dream".
I care about my appearance as a straight man as well though. Even when I just pop around the corner to my newsagent's, I make sure my hair looks right and my clothes are clean and look decent. You will not see me outside the house in a track suit ever.
|>>|| No. 419599
>I think it might be because most gay lads I've met tend to be quite good looking, or at the very least work on their appearance more than many straight blokes.
I'll try to bear this in mind when I get asked if I'm gay for the millionth time.
|>>|| No. 419600
I just killed a wasp again with my trusty tin of bug spray. Pesky buggers keep flying into the room.
Is it just me, or are wasps particularly aggressive this summer? I can't remember them following you around like they seem to do this year. I've been stung twice this summer.
|>>|| No. 419609
I apparently just got Laurie Penny banned from a Facebook group with no real effort or work on my part, so I'm quite pleased with how my day has ended.
I apologise in advance for the self-aggrandising, martyring thinkpiece she's going to write about it now.
|>>|| No. 419621
>"Bizarrely, adult wasps cannot digest the food they catch because their gut is so constricted by their thin 'wasp waists'," the charity adds. "Instead the workers chew up the prey and feed it to the larvae. In return, the larvae produce a sugar-rich spit that the workers can drink.
|>>|| No. 419625
Never had a problem with a wasp. They're loud and clumsy and look cool, which basically makes them dogs, which almost everyone likes.
|>>|| No. 419626
She is one of the most socially awkward people I have ever met she seems to have a mix of anxeity and living in her parents shadow. I feel like her politics are a direct result of this insecurity, and what she really needs is a sensitive lover to hug her and tell her she's done good and they are proud of her and she doesn't need to fight anymore.
Of course that is my interpretation of why most femmarxists behave the way they do, so this could be a projection. Maybe I have a 'fuck them back to sanity' fetish.
|>>|| No. 419629
>On the comments section of a website following politicians and journalists, it's been proposed that she be stoned to death - "my favourite would be a Public Hanging or Decapitation ... Perhaps she should be Circumcised, only sew up her mouth." She's been trolled and stalked, sometimes afraid to leave the house, eventually calling the police and moving to a safe house. A photograph of her head has been pasted on pornographic images and posted online, alongside cartoons of her being beaten up.
As much as we all enjoy bants about Are Laurie, the above paragraph might be usefully re-read applying a bit of empathy.
|>>|| No. 419630
If every person who ever had their head badly photoshoped onto pornographic images had a complex about it we'd never hear the bloody end of it.
|>>|| No. 419632
The very idea of Laurie Penny getting her clit cut off gives me a proper stonk on. I know it's wrong but I don' care. Goof grief.
|>>|| No. 419633
I'm sure your heart doesn't bleed for Piers Morgan and Katie Hopkins and they get that level of abuse on a daily basis.
|>>|| No. 419635
It's an innate hazard of being a professional irritant.
Speaking of hounding on social media, does anyone know if Bobby Madley is really a dog carpet-bagger?
|>>|| No. 419636
Or for Baron Trump after that image of his father being decapitated was published.
Heartless fucking commie bastards.
|>>|| No. 419637
> It's an innate hazard of being a professional irritant.
Translated: I like Laurie Penny but I don't like Piers Morgan or Katie Hopkins so I'll apply one law to one and another law to the other two. Because I'm a fucking idiot.
|>>|| No. 419640
You see this sort of mentality in the comments section of the Guardian a lot; abuse is completely unacceptable, unless it's made against people I don't like because they deserve it as then it doesn't count.
|>>|| No. 419641
>It's an innate hazard of being a professional irritant.
You mean like Laurie?
The only difference is she's paid to irritate people you don't agree with.
|>>|| No. 419643
I don't really like that shit either. It's a fucking ugly side to human nature dumping on people they don't know who has an opinion different to theirs.
"We have observed that most of the trouble in the world has been caused by ten to twenty percent of folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus."
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