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>> | No. 427053
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New weekend thread. |
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Just vibing on that "can't get out of bed to get a drink because what's the point" shit. |
>> | No. 427056
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I've got some housework to do tomorrow, then the next 2 days I plan on doing sweet fuck all. |
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Getting up early tomorrow to see my parents over the bank holiday. I don't mind the change of scenery but, between their insistence that I come up now and my brother seeing them later in the week, I know I'm going to be put to work on whatever project my mum has decided upon. |
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birthday.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>427060 A strap-on. (c) Spacemoose. |
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My girlfriend has just told me off for pissing in the sink. I don't see the harm in it; I had the tap running. |
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Hooray for extra bank holidays! |
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My Facebook sponsored ads are 50/50 for gay dating or Shamanismic investment/zakat apps. |
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I really like the sounds optical drives make. |
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Sleeping a lot. I have trouble getting enough sleep on working days again. |
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fifa.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() A while back I was talking to a lad I work with about videogames. He said he only played FIFA, specifically FIFA 2010. I'd since wondered what it was about that version that was so great, but it turns out that it's literally the only PS3 game he's got and he's incredibly tight-fisted when it comes to spending money on games/entertainment in general. That strikes me as a bit odd, I mean even with a budget of a fiver you can walk out of any CEX in the land with literally weeks of fun if you don't mind last gen games. |
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I'm approaching the age when MILFs aren't MILFs anymore really. |
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3-pornhub-insights-2018-year-review-gender-female-.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Speaking of porn, I found out the other day that Chris Crocker now does it. It's a funny old world. |
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alan-partridge_zps3rp6h1u5.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>427097 |
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cvyttuihj.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>427099 |
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ntMI8.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>427100 |
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I've got a pretty bad cold at the moment, with a throat infection that feels like I'm swallowing razorblades. My sinuses are starting to become affected as well. |
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alter to yellow.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() i visited the yellow brick road and done shrooms with a octogenerian |
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Screenshot_2019-05-26-19-21-42-274_org.adaway.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>427107 |
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Just be a friendless weirdo and don't use Facebook, idiots. |
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I was in a second-hand book shop today and they had the entire Flashman Papers, but the majority of them were in an absolutely terrible state. Flashman had a number of pages which had fallen out so I'll see if I can find it for cheap on eBay as I bought Royal Flash and Flashman's Lady. |
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Is 2AM too late for a crisp sandwich? I don't care what you say because I won't be refreshing /*/ until I've eaten it. |
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5 months without fizzy drinks. |
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Done: New trellis up the side of the garden shed as the honeysuckle's overgrown the first one. 2 lavender plants, 1 sage plant, 1 lily of the valley & 3 camellia in the ground. 3 tomato plants strung up in pots. Birdfeeder up, full of seeds. |
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Had a look online, seems sugar water isn't good for bees. Never mind that then. |
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Morris dancers are weird. Some of the lasses look like they'd be utter filth in bed, though. |
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Having a bit of trouble with the roofing in >>427293 it's not rotten in places so I'm not able to take up the wood as easily. I managed to to maybe 1/4 of the thing, not sure how to proceed. |
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>>427308 .gs resident gardener-with fire here. |
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1559418110395.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() What an absolutely shite Champions League final. |
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Watching Sarah Millican's most recent show, Control Enthusiast. I'm not sure if it's just the dress she's wearing, but she looks quite a bit thicker around the middle and it's really giving me the horn. |
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I have Emmental slices which need using up. I'm planning on using them in a pie between the filling (veggie mince) and the pastry but I can't work out whether this is a good idea or not. It's either that or use them with mushrooms and breadcrumbs to make Glamorgan inspired sausages. |
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Bought some Golden Delicious apples tonight in Sainsbury's that really taste of nothing. Just very watery and flavourless. I don't remember where they came from, I bought them loose and not in one of those bags. They seem crisp enough that they didn't spend six months in storage or something. But the lack of flavour is really disappointing. |
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I heard yesterday that rain is forecast for the next ten days! |
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Screenshot 2019-06-09 at 15.00.15.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>427513 |
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23014735._SX540_.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>427524 |
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Screenshot 2019-06-09 at 16.59.31.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>427525 |
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>>427526 fuckety fuck. Still, finished putting up a fence today, and cut all the grass, so I'm as ready as I'm going to get. Plenty of TEACON rations already in place. Even bought a generator last week... |
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I hear thunder. |
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Ossett_Town_Hall_2008.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>427529 |
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It just fucking pissed it down here. |
>> | No. 427532
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Down to my last two Club bars. I shalln't live to see Tuesday at this rate. |
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Had a mini reunion with some old uni mates, I'm way past the point of drinking to excess and purposefulyl drinking too much, staying out as late as possible and then feeling like shit the next day as if it couldn't have been seen coming. That's okay though, because I appreciate not everybody is like me and would rather have one or two then call it a night and wake up fresh in the morning. |
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For Mother's Day my daughter's primary school made cards and fudge. For Father's Day they've only made cards. Strikes me as a bit of a double standard. |
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I am very excited that the wheelbarrow in my garden is this close to overflowing with rain water. Can't wait. |
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>>427596 It's finally stopped raining here, after a solidly wet week, had 5-6" since Monday. Standing water in the fields, soggy animals everywhere. Still, nice bit of sun this afternoon, just in time for shearing. Job done. Ready for the weekend's rain and shit now. |
>> | No. 427605
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My chin keeps spasming, I can feel the very end of it twitching. It's really annoying. |
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>>427599 |
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>>427610 Yep. Rams are foul, apparently, especially around (or just after) shagging season. Boar taint is also a thing. |
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Also, nadless boys grow faster and run around less, so you get more. more tender, meat, from animals that are less likely to kick the crap out of you. From a farming perspective, testicles aren't a bonus. |
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Watching The Last Leg on catch-up. How is Lorraine Kelly still so fit? She's 60 this year and absolutely peng. |
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I'm still devastated Esther McVeigh isn't going to be prime minister. She's not quite fit, but she's fit enough to get me out of my early-morning funk when I instinctively check the news first thing. |
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Why is Ghostbuster's 2016 so weird? It's uncanny. I'm watching it on Film4 I keep forrowing my brow in confusion then punctiuating that by doing a little "exhale through my nose" laugh. Was it made by aliens? Aliens making films about ghosts? Even if that was true it wouldn't be the weirdest thing to happen this decade. |
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>>427606 |
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I've just had a tin of sausages and beans. I don't know whether the inclusion of the sausages makes up for the fact the beans taste a lot worse than usual, especially with the cost differential. |
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My girlfriend's mum has invited herself over for the week and they've decided to try Gentleman Jack. Is there full on lezzing in it? I don't think they realise, if there is. |
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Apparently Alexander the Great of Macedon had an older half-brother with learning difficulties. I got really sad reading about how he was exploited and eventually killed after Alexander's death. |
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I toyed around with CSS (cascading style sheets) tonight during what is my first attempt in over ten years of coding a web site layout. |
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I have started drinking again. It's difficult being eskimoc. |
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135683164938.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm watching Back to the Future for the first time in years. I think this place might have ruined it for me. |
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135683221618.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>427871 |
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bumrag.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>427873 |
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EngvCam.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Shout out to the .gs lad on a filming gig at the Women's World Cup! |
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I've had pasta kotha with my takeaway tonight. I don't think I'll be having Indian pasta again in a hurry. |
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They had a burger with dill relish on. I distinctly remember the way the dill relish tasted but nothing else about it. It's been decades. |
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I was asked by one of my neighbours today if I wanted to join the new whatsapp group that he was trying to start of all the tenants in this block of flats. |
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Having half of my flat trashed due to heating system being re-done. Had to move my chair and my table from near the window. |
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The Facebook group for Eastmoor is a right laugh. |
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The way Gordon Freeman swings his crowbar makes it look like he's just using his wrists. Can't be good for his joints. |
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I'm about to have my first pint of beer in over six weeks. |
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Today I have been to Wentworth Castle Gardens, which re-opened to the public about three weeks ago. Someone has etched the anarchy A symbol into the castle. I think that's the most teenlad thing I've seen in quite some time. |
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9780091905590-us.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I got this for 50p in a charity and gave up on it two thirds through because of the way she makes her own stupid problems and expects you to feel sorry for her. What was interesting to me though (same with A Piece of Cake) was learning that people genuinely enjoy alcohol. |
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I'm not saying I'm dead against the idea, but I don't think I'd do well as one of those "last of their kind" trope aliens who gets woken up long after the rest of my species is dead. They always seem to end up topping themselves or just crawling back into their space sarcophagus. I'm unsure if I have it in me to buck that trend. |
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Why does the BBC wank off over Glastonbury so much? |
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I had a piss after dinner and accidentally got hot sauce on my bell-end. It's not something I recall ever happening before. For the next 20-odd minutes, I had a throbbing, rock-hard erection. I'm not sure what to do with this information. |
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My mates who'd definitely spend the whole festival on a polydrug cocktail always invited me to go to things like that but I tended to say no on the grounds that the posh side of my family would also be there and definitely not be on anything stronger than the occasional evening cocktail. Fuck that. |
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The missus and the boy have gone away for a week to visit her folks, so I'm likely to wank myself silly. |
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Need to stop casually browsing Twitter, I don't even have an account, I just check up on a couple of users now and then and before long I'm looking at pure nightmare fuel, to borrow a phrase. |
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The only reason I compared him to Spartacus in the first place was because I've been intending to watch the film for the past few days, but at three hours it's a bit of a hassle to fit in. That changes now. |
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Well chuffed with myself for restoring a compost box that my dad built almost 40 years ago. The galvanised cast steel frame with poured concrete foundations looks like it was built yesterday and hasn't shifted a millimetre. It would very realistically survive a nuclear attack. Only the wooden planks on it need replacing every few years even though I always get those pressure treated weatherproof ones. |
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img_6251.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>428515 |
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I've bought a couple of Set For Life lottery tickets and I'm not entirely sure why; I don't play the lottery. |
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Isn't that Set for Life thing haw even the normal lottery jackpots work in the States? |
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>>428582 |
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The one thing about the lottery is that, unlike other types of betting, you can essentially brute force it. |
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I've won £5 on Set For Life. What do I do now? I could buy three tickets with that or make the most of my £2 profit. |
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Di-deitl.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>428659 |
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i238fprb9wz11.png ![]() ![]() ![]() >>428661 |
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My phone's mic has decided to give up the ghost. Couldn't have happened at a better time, fuck me. |
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>>428698 they're (or at lease used to be) one of the more swappable bits of a phone, if yours comes apart. Worth a search for modelname microphone replacement on youtube? |
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My Steve's Dave died too. |
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The sounds my stomach makes sometimes are a dead ringer for the imps from the original Doom. |
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At the cinema. Advert for Mentos came on. Won't describe it but fucking hell lads it almost made me throw up it was so sickening. |
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0_MAIN-FAB.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() I am too warm. I bought some doughnut flavour Fab lollies as they were on offer but they taste awful. |
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Nestle_3x1m_Maxibon_Icream_Sand_63356.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>428748 |
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>>428751 |
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428756
340105--solero-exotic--ice-cream.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>428750 |
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428758
>>428734 |
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428759
>>428756 |
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428761
>>428758 |
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428762
>>428761 |
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428763
>>428762 |
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428764
>>428762 |
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428765
Can I get a brief rundown of this disdained Mentos advert? Is it some kind of minty video nasty? |
>> | No. 428766
428766
My local charity shop sells paperbacks five for £1 so I've ended up buying a certain book by Vladimir Nabokov in order to bulk up the numbers. I do most of my reading during my lunch break; if I take it into work would everyone start thinking I was a proper wrong 'un? I mean, I can't even post the title of it on here because it gets blocked. |
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428770
>>428765 |
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428771
>>428770 |
>> | No. 428773
428773
>>428766 |
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428780
Someone in one of the houses nearby has been in his garden telling off his kids for several hours. |
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428795
>>428780 |
>> | No. 428798
428798
Woke myself up with a fart this morning. |
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428799
therealityisbritainisbroken.png ![]() ![]() ![]() Could .gs have saved him? |
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428800
>>428795 |
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428814
Bolt-modded my Model M. |
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428843
>>428814 |
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428900
>>428814 |
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428925
>>428726 |
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