Set up a load of webcams, probably 100 would do it, and try to film the resulting dribble from enough angles that you can stitch together a decent bullet-time slo-mo epic. Then delete it.

The fuck are you asking? I'm assuming this is more low quality pasta from elsewhere.

I recorded myself jizzing once with the slow motion mode on my phone. My knob is apparently a natural performer as I jizzed harder and farther than I ever had before - I heard it hit the ceiling.

It was so inpressive I did actually show it to a couple of girls, I wasn't even really interested in them, it was just such a good video.

Sand down your bell end.

You need to find some use for it. That will impress the ladies.