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>> No. 438993 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 1:13 pm
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Lads, I've just had a letter from the taxman saying I'm due a refund of just over £50. How should I blow this money? It's money I didn't know I had and I don't need it for anything in particular so I'm happy to squander it.
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>> No. 438995 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 1:24 pm
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Scrounge another tenner of someone in the Tesco car park and then use it to buy a gram of cocaine.
>> No. 438996 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 1:25 pm
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>>438993
Invest in a couple of Australian eucalyptus saplings for the garden lad, but only if you have a garden hose. I have it on good authority they're mightily tricky customers to stop from spontaneously combusting.
>> No. 438998 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 1:40 pm
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>>438996
I'm not sure if I can wait 100 years for them to explode.
>> No. 439000 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 1:50 pm
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>>438998
They might kill your grandkids one day and that's a comforting thought. You're guaranteed to be remembered for generations, immortalised by curses and foul oaths.
>> No. 439001 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 1:54 pm
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A gram of midrange cocaine.
>> No. 439003 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 2:16 pm
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>>438995>>439001
How do you even buy drugs these days? I'm well out of the loop.

This is why we should legalise it. Easy access.
>> No. 439004 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 3:15 pm
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>>439003
From what I read in the media a local twelve year old being threatened with violence should be able to hook you up.
>> No. 439005 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 3:51 pm
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>>439003

Same as always- You ask your mate who knows people to buy drugs off to get you some.
>> No. 439006 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 4:42 pm
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>>438993
RICH LAD

Given Lockdown 2.0 is almost here, I would spend the lot on digestive biscuits and loo roll. You can't have enough of either.
>> No. 439007 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 4:49 pm
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I just got nearly two-and-a-half grand from a PPI claim. What's the equivalent of Auto Trader for luxury yachts?
>> No. 439008 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 4:50 pm
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>>439006
Might be worth stocking up on these before Brexit.
>> No. 439010 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 5:43 pm
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>>439008
If I'm honest I don't like the look of it one bit. Chocolate chips AND coconut? What's that about?

Its like a mix of a Bounty bar and an otherwise perfect biscuit.
>> No. 439011 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 6:28 pm
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>>439007

>What's the equivalent of Auto Trader for luxury yachts?

The oddly compelling Apollo Duck. Two and a half grand will buy you this delightful Jouet 24 cruiser, a distinctly manky Conway 26 motorboat or approximately 0.01% of a 700ft cruise ship.

https://www.apolloduck.co.uk/boat/jouet-24/604388

https://www.apolloduck.co.uk/boat/conway-26/641994

https://www.apolloduck.co.uk/boat/commercial-vessels-cruise-ship/641332
>> No. 439012 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 7:13 pm
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>>439007

A boat is a hole in the sea into which you throw your money. A two and a half grand boat will cost you at least 10k in upkeep, fees and repairs.
>> No. 439013 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 7:15 pm
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>>439011 Cruise liners are coming down in price a bit.
https://commercial.apolloduck.co.uk/boat/commercial-vessels-cruise-ship/643994
All chip in a bit for $19M, and we've got a nice WFH platform once we can get fast enough satellite internet from Elon. 1,856 total guest berths, so if we rig it for, say, 300 autists, should be able to pay the mortgage, Don't run the engines too often - even at current prices, bunker crude adds up fast.
A life of run & sodomy beckons.
Can't possibly be worse than post-brexit, Covid-riddled Blighty. As I understand it, one of you two is dead keen on sodomy, too.
>> No. 439014 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 7:20 pm
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>>439010
Trust me, lad. They're ridiculously moreish.
>> No. 439015 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 7:22 pm
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For 50 quid, you should have no trouble getting a proz to nosh you off. Even in these trying times.
>> No. 439016 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 8:26 pm
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>>439012

Sounds like the start of a lifelong and productive hobby.

>>439011
>apolloduck

Thanks, BoatLad. I think I'll be glued to this site for the rest of the evening.
>> No. 439017 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 8:43 pm
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Think I've found my next house.

https://apolloduck.com/boat/starline-60-widebeam/618770

https://apolloduck.com/boat/house-boats-barge/509852
>> No. 439018 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 8:51 pm
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I take that back, I want whatever the fuck this is.

https://apolloduck.com/boat/waterside-properties-land/636888
>> No. 439019 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 8:58 pm
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Yours for $7m, oilfield not included.

https://commercial.apolloduck.com/boat/commercial-vessels-drilling-rig/628926
>> No. 439020 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 9:00 pm
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Isn't Sealand still for sale?
>> No. 439021 Anonymous
14th September 2020
Monday 10:49 pm
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>>439019

Time to take up a new hobby.

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