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>> No. 441416 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 2:04 pm
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[b]Lockdown: Clap for Carers to return as Clap for Heroes[\b]

Clap for Carers is to return under a new name of Clap for Heroes, the initiative's founder has said. The weekly applause for front-line NHS staff and other key workers ran for 10 weeks during the UK's first coronavirus lockdown last spring. Founder Annemarie Plas tweeted that it would return at 20:00 GMT on Thursday.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55561108

NOT AGAIN, LADS. I THOUGHT WE WERE FREE FROM THE CLAP BUT IT KEEPS COMING BACK.
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>> No. 441418 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 2:30 pm
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>>441416
>Heroes
Fuck off, no, I am not applauding Are Boys. That's the inevitable conclusion of this terminology.
>> No. 441419 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 2:35 pm
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>>441416
Is this a covert government operation, or are people just dumb? Wouldn't it be better to ask for these claps, but also better work conditions, pay rise, etc?
>> No. 441420 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 2:36 pm
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>>441419
>overt government operation

All of the NHS worship in this country is to avoid paying them well, nothing covert about it at all.
>> No. 441422 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 3:44 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXgkuM2NhYI
>> No. 441424 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 3:55 pm
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Oh for fucks sake, it was bad enough the first time.
Can we just skip all this clapping shite and start burning people in effigies draped in "ARE NHS" banners?
>> No. 441425 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 4:09 pm
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I really hate how the NHS is treated as some sacred cow and that comes from someone who has a wife working within it. I'm grateful to have it but it is a healthcare service, that's it. Better than many but worse than others out there. It isn't some fucking alter that everything else must be sacrificed upon.
>> No. 441426 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 4:11 pm
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>>441425

Which ones are better than it?
>> No. 441427 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 4:13 pm
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>>441425

The point is that the NHS either is or is imagined to be in danger of going private, and people imagine the alternative can only be the nightmarish US model.

Whether that's true or not, I won't comment on (cannot be arsed to argue that one) but you can understand why people might feel compelled to talk up nationalised healthcare if they think it is in danger of disappearing otherwise.
>> No. 441428 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 4:13 pm
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>>441426
Germany?
>> No. 441429 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 4:26 pm
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If this is inclusive of full-time mums and the elderly then won't people just be clapping themselves?

>>441425
I held off on commenting on this but yeah, the NHS is already getting special treatment from a bigger pay rise a few months back to no freeze this year. The latter being a kick in the teeth for the rest of the public sector that doesn't get rainbows in people's windows.

I'd caveat though that it's nothing that will solve the long problems because that would be hard and possibly controversial. As we all know, we only have 24 hours to save the NHS, those can be safely ignored.
>> No. 441430 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 4:34 pm
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I work for the NHS and these fuckwits can suck my dick.

I'm not a hero, it's my job, and while I would like some recognition that out of any, my job has probably been one of the most grindingly miserable over the last year and a half, standing and fucking clapping doesn't really do much to address that.

I don't doubt some of the people doing it will be sincere, but I can't escape the notion that most of it is just tossers making themselves feel good while doing absolutely nothing of consequence, as usual.
>> No. 441431 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 4:40 pm
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>>441429

This year's announced pay rise along with May's pay package only just puts NHS wages in line woth where they should have been if they'd kept up with inflation since 2010. I wouldn't call that special treatment, I'd call it finally getting what they're owed.

Of course what the government give with one hand it taketh away in the other, so that payrise has gone alongside real terms pay cuts such as making the NHS pension no longer tax exempt salary sacrifice, and reducing anti-social hours enhancement pay.
>> No. 441433 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 5:08 pm
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>>441430
POTY
>> No. 441434 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 5:09 pm
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>>441428

It's literally always a class thing isn't it.
>> No. 441435 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 5:10 pm
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>>441430
Well I'm going to clap extra hard for you ladm8.

Not really, I won't be clapping.
>> No. 441436 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 5:18 pm
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Going to play Death Grips out of my window to celebrate the NHS/for annoying me with pots last year. They might like it. Hope not.

>>441428
Utterly demented. Worth noting that he's not a medical doctor, by the by.
>> No. 441444 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 7:25 pm
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>>441433

>POTY

Bit early to call, but yeah, otherlad has a point.
>> No. 441445 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 7:34 pm
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>>441425
The most interesting idea i've seen for this is that the NHS is the last lingering vestige of a coherent British national identity. One which has been progressively collapsing since the end of the postwar consensus and has never seen a proper replacement. Once we built our identity on empire, then as that waned we put greater emphasis on our institutions (including our parliament, the welfare state, and public services like British Rail), and then we gave up on that but never really decided what was to come next. From Land's End to John o' Groats if you fall over and break something you'll be going to an NHS hospital, you can't say that for much else in this country. It's all either regionalised or internationalised or grotesquely unhelpful.

It doesn't hurt that the NHS is an unambiguously good thing: We used to be proud of the cradle to grave welfare state in general before we decided most of the people it helped were undeserving scroungers, but it's much harder to resent the sick for having the gall to fall ill, especially when you've got the knowledge that you were born in an NHS hospital and stand a reasonable chance of passing through one in old age as well, so you might as well take some pride in it. It's not like we've got many better candidates for sacred cows as a nation. We can't even choose actual cows, it's been done before.
>> No. 441448 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 8:03 pm
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>>441445

It was established less than a decade after THE WAR - we've been fighting the consequences of deep-fried pies and bifters ever since.
>> No. 441456 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 10:19 pm
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>>441445

Relax, we've got aircraft carriers now. We might even have planes for them one day!
>> No. 441460 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 11:02 pm
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>>441436
Congrats stick it to (insert target)

Meanwhile I'll continue going to work trying to stop peeps with learning dis hurting themselves while simultaneously putting myself at risk of a virus that may kill me while large parts of the population sit at home patting themselves on the back for doing the right thing while ordering shit they don't need from Amazon while not seeing the irony

Never mind a few more witty disparaging comments will make it ok
>> No. 441461 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 11:30 pm
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>>441416
Every Friday at 8pm, we come out with Boomboxes and blast out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKOo8rd6T7s
>> No. 441462 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 11:31 pm
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>>441460

What would you have us do instead?
>> No. 441463 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 11:38 pm
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>>441462

At the very least stop ordering shit you don't need online
>> No. 441464 Anonymous
6th January 2021
Wednesday 11:38 pm
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>>441461
This is the first time I've actually listened to this. It's shit.
>> No. 441465 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 12:08 am
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>>441463

Ironically I would have ordered you a few beers and curry off uber eats. Out of interest, why/how does people ordering shit they don't need off Amazon negatively impact NHS workers (or health workers in general)?
>> No. 441468 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 9:55 am
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>>441461
When are you going to stop posting this manchild?
>> No. 441470 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 10:24 am
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>>441461

Can you carry a boombox with limp wrists like that?
>> No. 441474 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 1:00 pm
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I've indicated the Clap for Carers period on the graph of UK covid cases in red. As you can see, rate of increase in cases levels off as clap participation rose from March through April. This levelled of April 7 following Clap for Boris and then greatly declined.

Nobody has been clapping during the spear and as you can see, the number of cases are astounding. Nobody has clapped for Boris since April of last year to the detriment of the Public Health of the UK.
We basically have a Reverse Tinkerbell effect here and you all need to clap for Boris on your doorstep at least once a day.

Now, I'm no scientist, but if I were I would probably suggest trying to clap daily instead of just on Thursdays in order to see if it's possible to ramp up the ameliorative effects of clapping on covid spread.

Determining a mechanism is also important. One may speculate that the force of hands slapping together is effectively destroying the virus better than soap and water which is admittedly a lot softer than a good hard British clap.
It remains to be seen whether the latest abominable mutant super skunk UK strain of virus is susceptible to clapping but we can only hope and pray and clap
>> No. 441488 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 8:06 pm
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I didn't hear a single clap. The founder of the clap has deleted her Tweet and distanced herself from the clap after loads of NHS staff responded saying they'd rather have a pay rise instead.
>> No. 441489 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 9:06 pm
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>>441488

>distanced herself from the clap

She'd have been better off seeing a doctor for some antibiotics, ironically enough.
>> No. 441490 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 9:46 pm
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>>441488
Good. I hope she realises how stupid her bollocks was/is.

"There are other channels to protest..." You can fuck off.
>> No. 441491 Anonymous
7th January 2021
Thursday 10:31 pm
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>>441490
My favourite part of her statement is saying she doesn't have the authority to cancel it, when she decided she had the authority to bring it back in the first place despite no demand for it whatsoever.
>> No. 442224 Anonymous
13th February 2021
Saturday 6:06 am
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>>442223
Is this post what the young 'uns would call "based" and "sissifyed"?
>> No. 442225 Anonymous
13th February 2021
Saturday 6:45 am
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>>442224
they've never had it so easy as they have during this pandemic
>> No. 442226 Anonymous
13th February 2021
Saturday 12:39 pm
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>>441488

Everything about this post makes me sick. The self importance, the persistent implication that she's in the right, the idea that "We're just trying to show our appreciation" through a fucking *clap*, it's all shit, all bollocks, she doesn't deserve to be getting threats but something tells me she's not gotten no more abuse than being called 'cunt' in a variety of ways.

Why do people who use "I'm just trying to do something nice" get in my arse so much? There's something so insidious about it, like because it seems like a nice thing it *must* be good. But it's not, it's a fucking distraction and a waste!
>> No. 442227 Anonymous
13th February 2021
Saturday 3:50 pm
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>>442226

Because it’s a true example of the shipping forecast. The cause is always irrelevant to these people and they’re not there to provide meaningful support, rather just the public appearance of support for the purpose of their own self satisfaction and/or gratification from the people too stupid to recognise what is actually going on.

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