>>19672
I bet you're some kind of noob that can't even use signals properly.

>>19673
He probably doesn't even use a patched version, the pleb.

Great feedback, guys.

We do like a bit of floopy doopy and some visual wankery, but you've made me realise perhaps game reviews aren't the place for it.

We did have some ideas for sketches and web shows, so maybe we'll keep it more confined to that.

So far I'm thinking the next 'episode' needs to be punchier, quicker to the point with less fluff, agreed? Any more suggestions?

The presenter is a bit rubbish. The way he narrates is just a bit flat and the stuff he talks about switches between what sounds like reading the back of the CD case out and pointlessly in depth mentions of why the game got removed from Steam or some other rubbish. That's all pretty much irrelevant to the gameplay experience.

I'm pretty impressed by the way the videos are cut, though. Your Premiere guy has potential. Not that the presentation is terrible. But in both cases you're trying to imitate what already exists. Doing a decent job of it, but don't do that, you can't master someone else's style. It's already been done. Explore your own.

>>19676
> We do like a bit of floopy doopy and some visual wankery, but you've made me realise perhaps game reviews aren't the place for it.

(War Thunder Review)
Very much so. Floopy doopy works in let's plays (sort of), but in a review I expect information first, entertainment second (just for reference, I'm the kind of snobby prick that watches the 10 minutes TotalBiscuit spends fawning over FOV sliders because I care about options). I watch game reviews to answer the question "Is it worth my time to play this game?" Floopy doopy witty banter that isn't embedded in information about the game is worthless to me though shame on you for not mentioning Sopwith the game, therefore not feeding my personal nostalgia. In all it seemed almost like a journo trying to expense a day out at a museum by doing a bit about it than a genuine review.

On the plus side the camera work was in keeping with the theme, the sound was good, the elocution of the speaker was very occasioanlly a bit mumbly but otherwise great.

>>18928

>GTAV managed to make my PS3 do a surprisingly good impression of my PC's GPU

Get the same game on PC when it comes out and compare again. Wait a few months for the mod scene to get on the case and compare again.

>>19302

Seeing as this is the official shitty ports thread, Dead Rising 3 is the latest to be added to the list.

Minimum specs:

CPU: Intel Core i5-4570 or AMD FX-4100
RAM: 8 GB
Video Card: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 670 2GB or AMD Radeon 7970 2GB
File size: 30 GB

I mean, come the fuck on Capcom! Reports are coming in from people saying a GTX 780ti can't even max it with a stable frame rate.

http://steamcommunity.com/app/265550/discussions/0/613935404006290641/

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>>19470

8 GB of RAM minimum! For one of those crappy Nipon looking games too? Jeez.

>>19470

Speaking of Capcom, fuck Capcom ports.

They suggested I disable services to try and fix it, which would render steam unfuckingusable anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN8tQmozzfg

>>19471

I'd imagine they want to increase the number of zombies on screen at any one time.

These days, most of my time spent playing DF is on the embark screen trying to come up with interesting combinations of skills and items for my expedition party. When I actually get into the game I remember why I stopped playing in the first place. Before you know it 30 minutes has gone by designating tunnels, buildings and various other jobs, only to hit space and realise none of it has actually begun yet.

You've got to be in the right mood to start a new fortress. Once you've settled into the right mindset, you find the patience you need.

The new version still has some annoying bugs that leave it less playable on fort mode than the previous one. Adventurer mode too is left a little wanting. Both still have fun new features though (trees are great!)

>>19460
I tend to do the early stuff like and entrance hallway and then let it play until the first jobs are about halfway plus done, then plan the next move.

>>19462

Yeah you never want to lay out too many new jobs at once. Or too many on the right.

test if country is ranebanned

(A good day to you Sir!)

>>19345

Tried turning the sensitivity down?

>>19426

Not even hats. Virtual cards. You can't even play games with them.

It's no more stupid than any of the other bizarre shit people do. Some people juggle geese.

>>19428

If you get all the cards you can combine them into things which you can showcase on your profile, it helps raise your level too.

What is the game in OPs pic?

>>19458
FTL.

I have friends on Steam, we never talk though. There's a couple of people I know IRL, but umm, we're not really friends anymore.

There are some people I met on Steam I've been talking to for nearly 5 years now. But I don't really feel that pressure because I tend to speak in a group chat rather than one on one.

My 13 year old brother had some trouble with Steam 'friends' lately. One of them kept hassling him to buy him games and threatening people who didn't comply. I told my brother to stop talking to him as he's trying to take advantage. This kid then posted a video on YouTube saying that if my brother didn't buy him a particular game, he'd tell everyone about my brother (fuck knows what he knows about my brother but not worth the risk). Anyway, gave this guy a firm talking to and told him to never speak to or about my brother again or there will be consequences. I don't know what those consequences would be to be honest, I'm not Liam Neeson in Taken.

>>19407

Are you any Liam Neeson? He's pretty hard in The Grey.

>>19408
Liam Neeson in Love Actually is as hard as I can be.

There is nothing wrong with saying "no".
Take these chances to practise, you may need this very useful skill in RL.

>>16886
As a few people have said, EVE is the type of game that even non-players can find stories of entertaining.
If you have the time, please do regale us of your old-times.

All I'm really doing at the moment is mining .6 systems and the occasional worm hole (which don't seem to be nearly as dangerous as they say).

>>16987
>All I'm really doing at the moment is mining .6 systems and the occasional worm hole (which don't seem to be nearly as dangerous as they say).

You say that, but then Vladmir and Boris uncloak their 3bill T3's and chase you down for the sole purpose that you are in "their" hole.
But, you're never, ever, ever safe in a wormhole. Wormholes can be worse than 0.0 in the sense that people bring their biggest shiny most expensive PvP built cloakies because they make a ton of isk from the wormhole and can afford to lose faction fit command ships and slaved clones everyday. If you've truely found a wormhole with no player presence whatsoever, its probably because it isn't very high-yield and people have moved onto bigger and better things, or the owners recently left.
None of my stories are really interesting, usual corp drama and some 0.0 fights, nothing worth reeling off

I'm bumping this because I know a few of you play Eve and I want to hear your stories. Even if it is guild bullshit.

>>19395
>>/e/12794

>>19340

Ah sorry mate that O was meant to be a Q

>>19338

UK codes don't work on the Yank Club Ninty, do they?

I assume you are a Yank, because the UK catalogue has shit all worth cashing your stars in for unless you want a Yoshi branded wank rag.

>>19341
Still doesn't work, but thanks anyway.

>>19342
No, I'm in the UK, and there's a couple of little things I'd like. Thanks for stopping by though, lad.

>>19343

>there's a couple of little things I'd like.

As far as I can see, the only things worth the hundreds of pounds I spent earning stars is the CDs and the Yoshi egg bag.

If you are begging for coins you either don't have too many to begin with, and I worry any I gave you would be used to buy a Pikmin keyring or something, or you are only a couple short of that Yoshi bag and are looking for a cheeky freebie which also, sort of, annoys me.

If it is the CDs, they are up on PirateBay and you can save the stars for something more worthwhile. They last for 2 years anyway, so they aren't going anywhere.

>>19344
>They last for 2 years anyway, so they aren't going anywhere.
That's what I thought, then as the Mario Kart thing came around I remembered years ago I entered in all my old Gamecube and DS codes, every one I could find which took hours and had a few thousand stars. Couldn't decide what to get, then lost them all.

After watching some lets plays, the over feel is meh... Using an outdated engine, it looks average at best. The convoluted story and setting add more to me not caring.

>>19327
Lad, sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.

>>19326
ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴀʀʀɪᴏʀ ᴏʀ ꜱᴜꜰꜰᴇʀ!

Just had a go with the fucking minigun on that CQB level in the abandoned mine. Jesus Christ, what a fucking beast. It's like playing Space Hulk.

I never thought it was that great to be honest, the fact that so few weapons are armor piercing really limits your choices. Apart from that it was a lovely experience, I'm pretty sure heavily influenced by french sci-fi.

>>19204

http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/phones/cheap-broadband

>>19189

If you want to learn an ancient game that is simple, surprisingly deep and entirely down to skill, try Go.

>>19214
How about Nine Men's Morris?

>>19228
You need evens for Morris, m8.

>>19214

Snakes and Ladders is better.

>>19295
Hey, so do I. Or rather, I did. The game's a massive rig-killer, so I'll wait until I get a better one before jumping back in.

>>19280

Should nay fucken' run at shites wha' got tha' guns, daft pricks.

Doubly so when there's a swamp in the way. Oh, those silly Scotch, and about to make the same mistake come autumn.

I thought I was being clever but history repeats.

I have a rule about not buying early access, but in the three and a half years when the creator has finally moved past version 0.999... then I'll probably pick this up.

I like that Darth guy too, no one else has let me kill quite so many Spaniards. His Napoleon mod is alright too! Hahey!

>>19285

I don't see there being much wrong with the idea of independence. The prospect of a government that hasn't spent the last 50 years covering up paedophiles in cabinet is rather alluring, so I'm voting yes.

Having our own All-Gold Olympic team is just a juicy bonus.

Anyway, I digress.

>>19290

He has said that early access will last 30-40 days, it started around the 20th of last month and basically all that needs going in is multiplayer and the odd patches.

I am downloading it now, was meaning to try it out.

>>19074

It's been a lovely, sunny day, video game types don't like that sort of thing. The smell of BBQ's, the sounds of laughter, bloody glare, it's a right pin to the urethra when you're trying to level grind.

Pin.To.The.Urethra.

>>19080
You've been reading too much Crossed lad.

>>19081

It's weird I'm a minority in finding comic-ised snuff films being so popular, umm, weird.

>>19083
I thought they were just shitty.
Horsecock was funny though.

Hurrah, I leave this place for one day and miss yet another fifty-post cunt-off, and all because some prick has difficulty accepting the twin realities that demanding payment for something that's already been paid for is a cunt's trick, and hardware-accurate emulation is so fucking hard sometimes it's cheaper to just put the guts of what you're emulating inside the box.

Never change, .gs. Never change.

>>18278
That's awesome.

I tried this. I spent about ten minutes wandering around a forest trying to find anything while my character complained about being hungry, found a village with some food, he became hungry after a minute or two no matter how much veg I ate. I found a pitchfork, a crossbow and some ammunition. He complained about having a stomach ache. That was about it.

>>18717

Did you ever consider looking at a map, or perhaps following the roads?

>>18851
I had map? There were no roads until I found the village.

does .gs like cozy overpoch servers?

5.9.145.239:5802

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