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>> No. 26793 Anonymous
8th June 2018
Friday 6:24 pm
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An incredibly attractive girl joined my team at work and for some reason picked me to flirt with.

She has been following me around, when I go for a break, when I get lunch, she always comes with me.

She's made a point of trying to sit next to me all the time and making me feel like the funniest man on planet earth by laughing at literally everything I say. She's been messaging me outside of work with inside jokes and just, in general, being a relentless flirt.

I bit the bullet and asked her what she was doing at the weekend over messages and she said that she was doing absolutely nothing, so I invited her out to which she just ignored it and moved on.

She's just messaged me again now asking me to Whatsapp her and give me her number but I'm in too much of a bad mood.

Not really sure where this is going but I stepped way out of my comfort zone and got a good kicking. It's weird how much flirting she has initiated for her to turn me down.

It's kind of ruined my Friday. Thanks for reading.
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>> No. 26794 Anonymous
8th June 2018
Friday 6:29 pm
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Could be that she wasn't quite ready to accept an invitation just yet, but clearly she still likes you. Easier said than done, but don't overthink it.

I am a bit confused as to how someone can just gloss over a message and just continue the conversation.
>> No. 26795 Anonymous
8th June 2018
Friday 6:32 pm
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>>26794

I mean she's literally spent the day messaging me saying how she's sad I sat somewhere else and asked me to sneak out to lunch so we didn't have to invite anybody else. If it was me making half the effort I'd be more reluctant but it's basically all been her.

It basically went:

>Random topic 1
>Invite her out for drinks here

She responds to:

>Random topic 1

And then moves on from there
>> No. 26796 Anonymous
8th June 2018
Friday 7:18 pm
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>>26794

>I am a bit confused as to how someone can just gloss over a message and just continue the conversation.

A lot of people do this, it's infuriating but quite common, especially with girls you don't know all that well, they'll just completely ignore entire questions.
>> No. 26797 Anonymous
8th June 2018
Friday 7:22 pm
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>>26796

Fair enough, I stick by my original interpretation that she's probably just not ready for an invitation like that yet.

>>26795

If you like her, OP, just keep spending time with her and try not to stress about little things like this. There are infinite reasons why someone may not reply to an invite, and it's not worth speculating about.
>> No. 26798 Anonymous
8th June 2018
Friday 7:38 pm
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and say she is interested but she's playing silly buggers because of some idea about 'the chase'. Or, she just likes knowing men are into her and not responding to it to give her ego a thrill, especially when she's new in a workplace and hasn't got many mates yet.

I'd suggest carrying on talking to her, but also making it known that you've got a Tinder date. Or, just be civil but tell yourself you'll get over some girl's fickle flight of fancy very fast if you focus on other...fings. Plenty more fish in the sea and all that. Handled properly, you'll be over this by this time next week. Godpseed.
>> No. 26800 Anonymous
9th June 2018
Saturday 1:40 am
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>>26798
Yeah I guess that's not bad advice.

>Godpseed
More like god hope he seeds her amirite.
>> No. 26801 Anonymous
9th June 2018
Saturday 8:06 am
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>>26793

She sounds like a cocktease, she may not actually be interested in you at all. She mostly just wants your attention to feed her ego. The less interested you are, the more keen she'll be, and the more interested you are the more indifferent she will be. If she is really as attractive as you say, and young enough to never have got burnt, then this is a power game she is used to playing. That said nothing ventured nothing gained, if you want to pursue this don't let me talk you out of it, but proceed with caution at the risk that she is just using you.
>> No. 26802 Anonymous
9th June 2018
Saturday 8:21 am
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Thanks lads, agreed with everything.

I don't intend on pursuing it and am only being cordial to avoid looking bitter.

I made the mistake of thinking that because she was ignoring the legions of other people desperately trying to get her attention and still pining over to me all the time it might be different.

I'm happy enough with life to move on.
>> No. 26803 Anonymous
9th June 2018
Saturday 9:03 am
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>She's just messaged me again now asking me to Whatsapp her and give me her number but I'm in too much of a bad mood.

Why is everyone ignoring this part? She's clearly still ripe for the dicking.

If you go and sulk and ignore her because she ignored your invitation you're never going to get far. She was probably a bit flustered over it herself.

In my workplace we sneak onto people's computer if they leave themselves logged on, and send horribly lewd messages about sexual acts to the person we reckon they fancy/fancies them. Think yourself lucky.
>> No. 26808 Anonymous
9th June 2018
Saturday 12:00 pm
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>>26803
>Why is everyone ignoring this part?

I wasn't and I don't think anyone else was it just strikes me as behaviour to keep leading him on when she thinks he is losing interest.
>> No. 26809 Anonymous
9th June 2018
Saturday 2:38 pm
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>>26808

He'd probably be wise to keep it that way to be fair. The chase is invariably better than the catch.

If the lad is working with her then the very fucking last thing he wants is to get involved with her in any serious capacity, but there's nothing more fun that having that bird you share a wire-snapping level of tension with and both know you're going to end up falling in bed if the circumstances present themselves.
>> No. 26810 Anonymous
9th June 2018
Saturday 4:21 pm
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>>26802


The beauty of this approach too, is that once she sees you stop showing interest, if she does fancy you she'll only want to shag you more. And if she doesn't fancy you she'll just move on to an easier source of attention.
>> No. 26821 Anonymous
11th June 2018
Monday 8:11 pm
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Not that any of you care, but you were right.

I played it slightly cooler today and she's been messaging me all day and AGAIN came to lunch.

She also came up to me to tell me how lovely and blue my eyes were. I just shrugged it off.

Some people really do thrive off of the attention.
>> No. 26826 Anonymous
11th June 2018
Monday 11:12 pm
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>>26821
We do care mate, we enjoy the vindication.
>> No. 26832 Anonymous
12th June 2018
Tuesday 12:35 am
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>>26821

Jesus Christ, lad. Arrange a works night out and mention it to her in passing, then nail her. You have a legitimate excuse to make awkward conversation with each oter until one of you leaves or dies after that, like God intended.
>> No. 26851 Anonymous
13th June 2018
Wednesday 11:24 pm
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>>26821 I care.
>> No. 26852 Anonymous
14th June 2018
Thursday 9:34 pm
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>>26851

Tupac cares, if don't nobody else care.
>> No. 26854 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 12:19 pm
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After your update in >>26821 I've been reminded that you work together, and that >>26809 is actually now the best advice. Don't shit where you eat etc. etc., but keep her dangling as much as she's trying to keep your dangle dingling and enjoy an absolutely outrageous few months of workplace flirtation. Then if you ever hand in your notice, finally give her the link and shag her silly. Sorted.

And obviously we care, mate. How else do we get to relive our misspent days of shagaluf youngladding about than vicariously through your posts? It's probably one of the more innocent threads /emo has ever had, quite sweet really.
>> No. 26855 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 6:45 pm
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Flattered by your kind posts lads, the saga continues.

Her level of flirting has stepped up considerably to the point where she keeps asking me to touch her hands, making jokes about how all these other lads who fancy her are always around and off handly said 'oh are you jealous?' or whatever.

She still keeps coming to lunch, but not before making me wait whilst she reapplies some make up, and even suggested going for drinks one day after work. She keeps Whatsapping me through the nights and weekends too.

She also keeps getting really close to me in the lift and leaning against the wall then ruffling her hair and has made jokes about how people probably think we are together because one time she got really close and the doors opened and a colleague saw and jumped in another lift.

Anyway, she commented again on my eyes by joking how somebody probably fancied me in the team 'because of my beautiful blue eyes'. I'm never sure how to respond to those compliments so I just laughed it off.

Anyway I was at the pub and some mates brought her up on Facebook because I don't use it and it looks like she may in fact have a boyfriend that she has conveniently NEVER mentioned in all of the time we spend chatting.

I'm not a cunt so I think that's an end to it. Sorry for the disappointing end lads.
>> No. 26856 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 7:03 pm
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>>26855
Oh and she also started asking me about how I like to have sex and the noises she makes when she does. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a tad uncomfortable though considering we were sat in the middle of work.

It's almost like the racist speaking to you on the bus, you want them to stop doing it so everybody stops looking over at you but they seem completely oblivious to how awkward they're making you feel.
>> No. 26857 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 7:19 pm
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>>26855

Oh Christ lad. Good luck.

I'm not sure how you get rid of her at this point, especially because her angle could still be pure attention, or revenge sex against her boyfriend, or somewhere in between.

I'd suggest just moving to a different city, or maybe telling her you're gay.
>> No. 26860 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 9:31 pm
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>>26857
> or maybe telling her you're gay

This. Tell her a sob story about how your boyfriend's hung like a donkey and keeps going on about wanting to find out if women's arses feel as good as mens do.

If she jumps at the chance of having her arse ripped in twain by a monster cock from hell then just marry her and get it over with. Enjoy your new life in fetish clubs watching her getting fisted by tubby bankers from Leamington Spa and pissed on by Russian hookers with thousand cock stares. By that point it'd obviously be your manifest destiny. Best to just bite the bullet. Or the pillow.
>> No. 26867 Anonymous
17th June 2018
Sunday 12:04 pm
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>>26855

You just have to learn how to play her lad.

I made a post a while back about how we have a similar young lass in my lab- She's the only "hot" girl so she likes to think she can flutter the eyelids and make cure little giggles to manipulate all the men.

What I have learned to do is feign indifference at the precise moments she's trying to work it, and turn up the flirtatious banter at the points she isn't quite expecting. It's all a game to her, after all, and what really flusters her is when somebody starts playing back. It's become my favourite time waster over the years many makes work far more appealing of a place to be.

It is important to note that although this nets me some grade A wank bank material, I wouldn't shag her if you paid me. You don't cross that line, you appreciate what you have, because the can of worms you'd be opening is simply not worth it.
>> No. 26873 Anonymous
17th June 2018
Sunday 1:04 pm
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>>26867

I agree wholeheartedly, apart from the bit that you (and everyone else on the planet) says about never shagging a co-worker. To me that is part of the fun, it's fun to have a shag buddy at work, and usually it doesn't actually end in the career ending drama most people say it does, and even when there is drama its nothing I haven't been able to handle/secretly enjoy the excitement.

I do work in a fairly fuck-friendly industry so maybe it's a disaster in other careers, but I can't say that it seems to apply in mine.

Still, your playing of your colleague is absolutely spot on.
>> No. 26877 Anonymous
17th June 2018
Sunday 3:10 pm
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>>26873

It's not really about the drama. It's more that after you actually do fuck, and the inevitably mediocre performance this kind of cock-tease tart puts in, all of the previous tension evaporates. You might have got your dick wet, but soon after that you'll find yourself yearning for the days you'd just endlessly tease each other instead. In my experience, at least.
>> No. 26879 Anonymous
17th June 2018
Sunday 3:15 pm
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>>26877

Ah yeah, I get what you mean. I agree with that, too.
>> No. 26884 Anonymous
19th June 2018
Tuesday 7:13 pm
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Ah fuck, work drinks this week.

She won't go if I don't apparently, but she wants me to ditch my car and get drunk.

Apparently I should ask somebody to stay at theres or stay at hers, but if I stay at hers 'won't people think something's going on?'

Here we go.

On a side note I'm mildly worried that my cataloguing of this will somehow come to her attention and I'll look a twat. Do fit girls read britfa.gs?
>> No. 26885 Anonymous
19th June 2018
Tuesday 7:16 pm
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>>26884
There are no girls on the internet, lad.
>> No. 26886 Anonymous
19th June 2018
Tuesday 7:46 pm
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>>26885
There's at least one lass who posts here and she doesn't try to draw attention to herself. Much better than the fat lasses who posted on Britchan and when we had a few years back on here a few of them who tried to memeforce referring to themselves as "ladylads" even though "lassmate" is the far more logical wording.
>> No. 26887 Anonymous
19th June 2018
Tuesday 7:47 pm
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>>26884
>Do fit girls read britfa.gs?
You're confusing us with britsla.gs m8
>> No. 26888 Anonymous
20th June 2018
Wednesday 3:18 am
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>>26884
Do not, I repeat, do not ditch your car.

Why does no one seem to have enquired as to the unknown mental and physical state of her probable-boyfriend? Do you really think you can take some crazy roid-raged lad called Darren who does MMA on the weekends and used to, I don't know, drown kittens for his dad for pocket money? You're the one on britfa, mate. You know it can't end well for you.

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