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>> No. 28270 Anonymous
30th March 2019
Saturday 1:39 pm
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Hey lads, I'm what you would call a late bloomer likely to have (free) sex for the first time this weekend. Can you give any advice on doing the sex? I finally got my life in order these past couple years and recently met a lovely girl but being an effective virgin at 31 I'd like to give this the best possible shot so I don't accidentally put it up her bum or something.

You all seem like you know your way around a woman so I thought I'd best ask here rather than trusting Google.
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>> No. 28271 Anonymous
30th March 2019
Saturday 1:44 pm
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Relax, don't worry, and don't be afraid to ask her what she wants.
>> No. 28272 Anonymous
30th March 2019
Saturday 1:51 pm
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Remember to lick her minge.
>> No. 28273 Anonymous
30th March 2019
Saturday 1:59 pm
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Foreplay, foreplay and more foreplay. I cannot stress this enough.

Some of my most successful attempts at sex have been where I've got her so turned on and wet that she has orgasmed almost immediately after putting my dick in. One of the worst things you can do sexually is be too eager to stick your dick inside her too early. Arouse her mind and your chances of a good performance increase exponentially.
>> No. 28274 Anonymous
30th March 2019
Saturday 2:28 pm
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Some lasses are weird and don't like oral.

Working up to it is essential though, you need to take it slow. Kiss, some heavy petting. Kissing sensitive areas of her body, like her neck and breasts. Work your way down, by the time you get to the crotch, she'll tell you if she doesn't want you down there.

If you goes down on you, make sure your arse crack is clean.

React to her wants and needs, if you speed up or slow down ask her if she likes it. She'll say speed up/slow down or yes. Porn is not an accurate representation of sex.
>> No. 28276 Anonymous
30th March 2019
Saturday 2:51 pm
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Solid advice from these lads. Don't get too caught up on the p-in-v business - kissing and cuddling and giggling are really important. Think like a lesbian and you can't go far wrong.

Also, it's worth bearing in mind that most straight men are actually pretty crap at shagging, so the bar isn't very high. They're too caught up in worrying about their "performance" to actually pay attention to the woman they're with. Intimacy isn't rocket science, but you can't be intimate if you're stressing out over trying to prove your masculinity. Being in bed with someone you like is nice, and that's the main thing.
>> No. 28277 Anonymous
30th March 2019
Saturday 2:57 pm
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Don't forget to rub your mucous membranes against hers
>> No. 28278 Anonymous
30th March 2019
Saturday 8:30 pm
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>Also, it's worth bearing in mind that most straight men are actually pretty crap at shagging, so the bar isn't very high. They're too caught up in worrying about their "performance" to actually pay attention to the woman they're with.

I can't stress this enough. Quite a lot of lads are so in their own world about how it should be that they forget to pay any attention to the lass. Simply taking it slow and doing foreplay for more than 1 minute puts you in the above average category.
>> No. 28279 Anonymous
31st March 2019
Sunday 12:52 am
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Fuck sake, I guess I jinxed it by making a thread. Maybe next time.
>> No. 28280 Anonymous
31st March 2019
Sunday 5:56 am
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What happened, lad?
>> No. 28281 Anonymous
31st March 2019
Sunday 10:08 am
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I think he means he ended up not getting any.
>> No. 28286 Anonymous
31st March 2019
Sunday 11:54 am
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I think the other he was asking for extrapolation.
>> No. 28288 Anonymous
31st March 2019
Sunday 12:42 pm
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She was tired. I guess it is fine, I got a nice text when she got home and that. The level of intimacy is starting to worry me now as we only kiss on the lips but that's just me over-analysing things.
>> No. 28290 Anonymous
31st March 2019
Sunday 1:09 pm
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Have you tried taking the lead in such matters?
>> No. 28291 Anonymous
31st March 2019
Sunday 1:13 pm
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They're only at the kissing stage, he probably hasn't bought her a leash yet.
>> No. 28295 Anonymous
1st April 2019
Monday 5:43 pm
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Piss in her arse, OP
>> No. 28296 Anonymous
1st April 2019
Monday 5:55 pm
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He never said she was fat.
>> No. 28297 Anonymous
1st April 2019
Monday 11:11 pm
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Bit advanced for a first timer. It takes practice to be able to piss with a hardon, for one.
>> No. 28299 Anonymous
1st April 2019
Monday 11:46 pm
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I guess I could push it more. I'm starting to suspect I've ended up with a 'no sex before marriage' religious girl.

We went out again. She went for a hug at the end of the night when she walked me back to the train station and I made sure I got a kiss...Fucking hell, I'm just spending time and money here. Help, lads.
>> No. 28300 Anonymous
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 12:09 am
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That's how dates are supposed to go, you berk. You seriously expected her to shag you on the first date? Jesus wept.

The 3rd is usually the magic number. A lot of women who aren't slags will wait until then to see if you're actually interested, also if it's costing you money maybe offer to split the bill with her rather than saying "No, I'll get it!", because that winds certain types of women up.

So far, we know she wanted to go out again and that you kissed on your second date. That's good news. Keep going, after the next date if it goes well invite her back to yours if she doesn't make the first move. Some people still play by the old rules when it comes to courting, m8. Don't be a prat, this isn't just about sex and if you make it that, in the most constructive way possible, you're a bellend. Play by the established dating "rules" and you'll probably be fine, lad.

Be patient.
>> No. 28301 Anonymous
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 12:21 am
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We've been on 5 dates and always split the bill.
>> No. 28302 Anonymous
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 1:27 am
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Then why are you complaining about wasted time and money?

Backround info might help, lad. Like what's her ethnicity, etc. Surely after 5 dates you would know if she was religious? Has she ever brought it up? 5 dates is a good sign, you've shared a kiss, she obviously enjoys your company.

Make a move. Make overt gestures of intimacy, hold her hand when walking, tell he she looks beautiful and kiss her when you meet again. That shows you're keen and also that you want further intimacy, which lowers the bar. 5 dates is also long enough for a house date to be appropriate and if she agrees then that is a good sign she is keen on being alone with you. Make her dinner, make her laugh, make sure you have plenty of wine. Be confident. Tell her you are having a great time, be flirtatious; caress her hand, say "Stay over." Instead of "Do you want to stay over?" The question is implied, but it's more direct. Haggle, but don't coerce. If she offers to help with the dishes flick bubbles at her, stuff like that.

Just make it clear you want to be more intimate and look for ways to ignite a moment of passion, which should easily bring things to a head.
>> No. 28305 Anonymous
2nd April 2019
Tuesday 1:05 pm
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I mean let's be honest mate if you're five dates in and there's not enough chemistry to be sending each other naughty pictures from the work toilets, you might want to look elsewhere. I'm not saying the lad above isn't giving good advice. He absolutely is. Very good advice which you should definitely listen to- But allow me to offer a different point of view.

In every serious relationship I've ever had, sexual chemistry and flirting about it has been present from the very start. That unspoken acknowledgment that you'd definitely fuck each other's brains out is the foundation of any lasting intimate partnership, in my view. I don't think I've ever been on a date with someone if that wasn't already the case- What's the point if you're not clearly both attracted to one another? It seems like a very businesslike approach to love.

It sounds like one or probably both of you are a bit shy about it all. But the absolute worst thing you can do is end up in bed with a lass you've never even sent a flirty text about eating her muff to. You've no idea how awkward it is to get things started when there's no momentum there in the first place. Start it gently but you need to turn up the flirt- Make some slightly dirty jokes,ask her some suggestive questions that get her mind onto those subjects... I assure you, you might think she's prudish but under the surface nearly everyone has a pervert.
>> No. 28308 Anonymous
3rd April 2019
Wednesday 12:05 am
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She's from a strict Christian background and is a sensible girl.

>Then why are you complaining about wasted time and money?

Because going to a restaurant or spending all night at a bar isn't cheap.

I think you might have hit the nail on the head with chemistry. We get along fine but it's like we see eye to eye on things rather than this being anything else. If we didn't call it dates and end the night with a kiss you could just as easily say we're hanging out as friends. This doesn't feel like other relationships where we've just been able to natter for hours and have that certain tension you can feel.

Maybe I'll try taking her out one more time to something out of our comfort zone and see if it breaks down barriers. My flats tiny. Then if it's still nothing I'll break it off.
>> No. 28311 Anonymous
3rd April 2019
Wednesday 11:44 am
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Why don't you take her on a date that doesn't cost a lot of money?

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