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>> No. 23126 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 2:25 pm
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Hello both of you. It's IOS 8 day, as if you cared.
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>> No. 23127 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 2:49 pm
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I genuinely thought 'for fucks sake, a third of this userbase is an apple fanboy.'
>> No. 23128 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 2:52 pm
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>>23127
Three users! Wow!
>> No. 23129 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 3:18 pm
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>>23128
You must be new here, so I'd politely suggest you pay attention to the 'no faggotry' sign before the mods wake up and insist.
>> No. 23130 Anonymous
17th September 2014
Wednesday 3:25 pm
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>> No. 23138 Anonymous
24th September 2014
Wednesday 6:34 am
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>>23130
Fuck.
Come on lad... you spent 4 months getting that CCNA, think...

Alright, hows this.
What's the difference between Apple IOS and Cisco IOS?
One is used on a flashy new phone that a company account paid for.
The other is used on a plastic piece of shit with an apple logo stamped on the back.

What do I win?
>> No. 23147 Anonymous
24th September 2014
Wednesday 3:54 pm
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>>23138
You win a 'i' letter.
>> No. 23148 Anonymous
24th September 2014
Wednesday 4:00 pm
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>>23147
I'd be careful if I were you. Apple have a trademark on the letter "i" - they even sued when people used iScotland in referendum coverage, because it may have caused confusion with its own products which were mostly white, cost too much and typically didn't work.
>> No. 23150 Anonymous
24th September 2014
Wednesday 4:50 pm
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>>23148

Only difference between the two is that one runs on electricity and the other runs at the first sight of polis.
>> No. 23151 Anonymous
24th September 2014
Wednesday 9:51 pm
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DA NU IPHONE IS 4 BUMDERZ M8

ITS WELL BENT LOL
>> No. 23152 Anonymous
24th September 2014
Wednesday 10:04 pm
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Absolutely irrelevant to the thread, I'm sure, but I was using Lumosity on my phone recently, a pretty little app designed as one of those 'brain trainers'. As I was dutifully solving arithmetic tests and swiping in the correct direction that a cluster of little virtual leaves drifting on a stream were pointing (not moving), I thought of a comment made by Brooker in an ancient article for the Guardian before he, too, sold himself to Apple products . He was talking about Macs, but I think this extends to a lot of tech including smartphones; they really are Fisher-Price play centres for adults. I now use my phone to inform me of meetings, tasks, check communications with people, to manage my finances, and it's all presented to me with lovely colours and sounds. I'm not sure I like the 'gamification' of my entire life.

The latest set of ads where Apple try to present the act of making music as another product also irks the shit out of me. The enrichment that music can bring to your life is in the creative act itself, not in the means you use to make it. In fact, the only person I know who downloaded 'MyFitnessPal' hasn't been to the gym with me since March. Beware the mindtrickery of these little machines, they can convince you that you're doing something when all you've actually done is blown smoke up your own arse.

Massive sageru for talking about nothing in particular.
>> No. 23159 Anonymous
25th September 2014
Thursday 3:28 pm
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>>23152
> I'm not sure I like the 'gamification' of my entire life
I concur.
> Beware the mindtrickery of these little machines, they can convince you that you're doing something when all you've actually done is blown smoke up your own arse.
As my older bro has always been saying, 'If you are going to do something, do it, don't waste your time on nonsensical banter and shite'.

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