>>63724
This isn't his first run in the slammer. So I don't think he can 'only just discover' that.

The only new angle here is most of the people who watch him are too stupid to understand the point of contempt of court, therefore it was a conspiracy by the state who have it in for him, so one will presume this will lead into him forming a political party.

>>63725
>The slammer

There's a distinct lack of kids TV these days that's watchable as an adult.

Nearby van's got a custom liscence plate with "TOMMY" stuck on the windshield and a big Union Flag on the back window. Pretty sure it's outside the house that let off an absurdly big firework that scared by dog shitless, prick.

Wish they'd stop ruining the flag too, it's decent flag.

>>63726
He's Jerry the Berry, Perry!

>>63728

SHABBA!!!

>>63683
Pics or it didn't happen

Bit hard to masturbate if you're not up.

I know a bloke whose bedroom was in a converted attic, and such was the nature of his room, the position of his computer, and the limited ceiling height, he found the best way to have a wank was kneeling on his bed. As he spent most of his teenage years doing this, he got so used to it that he finds it very difficult to spunk in any other position even to this day.

>>63688
Shit. This happened to me the other day during sex. How do I fix it?

>>63720 I think you're going to have to wank yourself straight. Should only take a decade or so. Godspeed.

>>63710

Okay, I'll bite. This is an interesting take. What do you mean?

>>63711
It's the sense of camaraderie and community. Think of it like a hobby. Instead of going to a wood turning class you join a group where you're objectifying camwhores.

has she shown her minge yet?

>>63714
That'll be $100,000.

>>63714 No penis? Surprised.

he has a youtube

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdDBTzbfMnCRvwBv-ZaVsIg

he's taken down a video of him ranting at a shop keeper who asked him how tall he was

>>63657

found a backup

rant starts at 38:00


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNj2NhlNTG8

>>63661
He can't even hold a camera the right way up so fuck him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzCpYB2M7T4

Either of you lads seen are Andy about?

>>63627
I'm not spellchequing shit for an /iq/ thread.

>>63628
Okay lad I was making fun, don't panic.

>>63629
Panique

>>63629
>>63630

All right lads, let's not turn this into a qunt-euff

>>63594
see what you need is that ESPER machine from Blade Runner that can scan a photo and look round corners n shit!

Just fuckin imagine it, you could take any photo in history and change the angle of the shot, all that never before seen minge, cheeky upskirts, a bit of side boob and sweaty baps.

I heard NASA's working on something like that.

Dirty buggers.

>>63662
https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a18428/camera-sees-around-corners/
It's like echolocation but with light.

>>63651
I couldn't be bothered to go beyond the first link that came up for "Boris Johnson racist remarks".

>>63650
Rather unfortunate time to bring up the third one, a bunch of Papua New Guineans hacked over two dozen people into pieces recently over some tribal feud. Canniabalism is well documented there.

I wouldn't lump it in with the other comments, I think we're all so far removed from actual savagery now that we refuse to believe it actually exists anywhere.

Simon was long gone seven years ago but was stormfag still around?

>>63643


You're a fucking long way off, every single thread is a cunt off between left and right, racist and not racist, climate activist and climate denier/apathist.

If anything it's more divisive now than it was then. Back then we all used to just gang up on the certified webmaster.

>>63659

Oh searchfag!

My mum always sings it as "autoglass repair, autoglass replacement". Now when I hear the proper jingle it doesn't sound right and I have to add "-ment" in my head in order to finish it off.

I love the fact that they obviously couldn't find a real pothole anywhere, so they dug a nice and square one just to film that.

>>63635

That's just how potholes look in Germany. Even their road damage is organised.

If it's any consolation I still get aggressively upset about the Manchester Arena bombing.

>>63622

Ariana Grenade

>>63618
Hi /uhu/2542&2544

>>63618
Oh lad.

>>63612
How much do you think the prozzies in the brothel would charge to dress up as a furry?

>>63614
Not sure how I feel about that photo, the distortion is so uncanny.

Also it was taken in Oss*tt lol

>>63613

Only about a tenner above the usual rates
I'd imagine.

The lead balloon Pat Sharp jokes, the cheerleaders hands down the little girls pants, that music every 10 seconds. That's the most uncomfortable thing I've watched in a long time.

I'm genuinely a bit sad that bouffant mullets aren't socially acceptable any more. The world became a slightly less colourful face when Pat Sharp got a proper haircut.

>>63601
Be the change you want to see.

Sadly I've got a hairline like those bikinis that have the straps high on the waist, also from the 80's, so my options are limited.

>>63602

With my hairline, the best I could manage is a Stringfellow.

"get the boys all coveverd in foam and make them change their clothes, then get those sexy cheerleaders to reach down the gir's tops and have a rumage around" - 1980s head of childrens television.

bet his postman loves him

>>63579

How could Pat have been in the US army? He's from the lake district

>>63580

Exactly. Fucking Seppos.

>>63580

I thought it was referencing jacob's ladder until the end

I've seen this thread three or four times, and only now I realise I misread it as "man posts dog poo in his letterbox for two years".

I thought they might have just let him get away with it due to his advanced years.

>>63556
Out of interest, is she bottle fed or do you manually pump her?

>>63553
Biathlon sounds like a neat way of encouraging cold-climate combat training under the guise of a sport and I wouldn't be at all surprised to hear that's how it came about.

It looks like cracking fun too.

>>63575

Yup, it's military training turned sport.

I've always wanted to see urban biathlon - a combination of moped racing and 25m rapid fire pistol. If we're going to be plagued with gang violence, we might as well get an Olympic medal out of it.

>>63557 bottle m8 once tried filling a s16 got a hernia

>>63577
Ghetto Olympics huh?