>>66739
My hands weren't always this big, the habit persisted into bighandulthood. 60% of the time, my 4 square fold method works every time. You're acting like half the time I have shitty hands, but it's only 40%.

What next, you going to tell us all I should be using a fake tan mitt? The extra washing my missus would have to do would be unconscionable.

THE BEST TOILET PAPER

RINGPIECE CLEAN AS A WHISTLE

I wonder what the loo roll raiders are doing with their paper thrones, now?

ITZ

>>66746
Pack yer rice lads.

>>66732
Longcat is long dead.

>>66742
Long live dead cat.
Wait, fuck. No.

>>66742
LONG CAT IS NO LONGER

>>66725

Not them but it is an absurd expectation and it shifts the burden of responsibility for investigating mafia ties on to the man in the street for all aspects of their life from the various bodies that should be investigating such organisations.

>>66727
We seem to be interpreting it quite differently. My understanding was the opposite - if ethical consumption in capitalist markets is impossible (due to the opaqueness inherent in global supply chains), then it follows that individuals should worry less about their individual purchases and instead demand more regulation and enforcement at higher levels.

When you say "it is an absurd expectation", what exactly are you referring to?

>>66728

You can look at it in both ways if you want to.

Either it's a cop out and gives you an excuse to buy everything from Nestle and Monsanto because what's the point worrying if you can't avoid it, or it means every company you buy from is up to no good at some point down the line even if you try do your homework so the system itself needs uprooting.

still not sure which side the original lad meant it from mind.

>>66728
It is an absurd statement. What it should have called for is investigations and more regulations. Would you be okay with a report on hospitals killing people ending with, "patients should chose better doctors"?

It's a cancerous brand of capitalism that expects the consumer to fix all the world's problems by being informed and moral consumers. Buy electric cars if you don't want global warming. Don't eat at Nandos if you care about the welfare of chickens. Don't buy from Nike if you don't agree with Uyghur slave labour. The government doesn't need to step in.

>>66730
>Buy electric cars if you don't want global warming.
Even in the example you gave, the consumer is uninformed. Electric cars are still really terrible for the environment. I'm not criticising you, this just underlines the point you're making.

>>66712

Because then you'd have to defrost the whole thing to use any of it. Unless you fancy going at it with power tools.

>>66714
Oh. I see. I thought there was some other reason.

>>66714
You can cut the cheese beforehand and have frozen treats ready for a hot day. Serve with dip at your next party.

>>66716
> HAD A FIVE CHEESE PIZZA

>66714
BECAUSE THEN YOU'D HAVE TO DEFROST THE WHOLE THING TO USE ANY OF IT. UNLESS YOU FANCY GOING AT IT WITH POWER TOOLS.

>66716
YOU CAN CUT THE CHEESE BEFOREHAND AND HAVE FROZEN TREATS READY FOR A HOT DAY. SERVE WITH DIP AT YOUR NEXT PARTY.

Q anons are right /boo

>>66717
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Learn how image boards work.

>>66682
>MY WORRY IS THAT WE’VE SHOWN IT’S POSSIBLE TO GET EVERYONE OFF THE STREETS
This line is just amazing.

>>66689

>>66688
Oh? I thought you needed an address. How do you register if you're sleeping rough? Who is your MP when you have no fixed abode?

>>66691

You need an address, but you can perfectly legally use the address of a homeless hostel, a day centre, or even something like "The Bins Behind Currys, High Street". As long as a postman can find you, it's a valid address. Most homeless people aren't registered to vote, but most are claiming benefits and often have to give an unconventional address in order to do so.

Bring to bear the full weight of a sharpened blade descending along wooden runners, having been suspended and released from a rope. Comrades.

>>66640

I remember learning "joined up writing" as they called it in our school in the mid to late 90s - but I didn't quite get it and joined all my words together too. I remember it because my teacher seemed so angry about it, while I didn't really get why - I remember thinking "okay fine I'll just not join the words up then, settle down"

Jokes on her, though - I've only ever had to write in block capitals for work.

>>66641
>JOKES ON HER, THOUGH - I'VE ONLY EVER HAD TO WRITE IN BLOCK CAPITALS FOR WORK.

Next you'll tell me that you've never had to throw a javelin.

>>66642

Obviously not, my job is javelin testing - the notes are for the night shift.

𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭,

𝓘 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓸𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓽𝓸 𝓮𝔁𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓻𝓮, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓻𝓮𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓸𝓯𝓯 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓭𝓲𝓮 𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮. 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓭 𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓻𝓾𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓪 𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓽𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓼𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓸𝓾𝓻.

𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓮𝔁𝓱𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂,

𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮

>>66640

piece of piss if you work in the medical sector in any position that requires you to interpret doctor's notes. are ted was a very good writer by comparison to what our surgical consultants will scrawl on request forms and such.

>>66629

Oh, there's worse.

>>66628>>66630

Those are hilarious. But today I love how outraged people are getting over this dude exposing the "secrets" behind Wetherspoons dining..

I PUT MY BREXIT IN THE OVEN I SAID TO ARE JANET WE NEED TO GET AN OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEAL AND SO SHE MADE ME GO TO ASDASES TO GET SOME OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEALS AND THEY HAD OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEALS ON OFFER SO I RANGS HER UP AND SAID HEY JANET THEY GOT SOME OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEALS ON OFFER SO SHE SAYS TO ME WHAT'S THE OFFER ON THE OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEALS SO I TURNED ROUND AND SAYS TO HER IT'S 3 FOR A TENNER ON THE OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEALS SO SHE TURNS TO ME AND SAID RIGHT MAKE SURE YOU GET SIX OF THOSE OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEALS BECAUSE WE'VE GOT ROOM IN THE FREEZER SO I ENDED UP BUYING NINE OF THE OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEALS BECAUSE I WOULD NIP BY MY MATE FLASH TONY'S PLACE ON THE WAY BACK FOR A BIT OF HIS FRESHLY PREPARED BREXIT MENU DEAL BUT ITS SHIT SO I THOUGHT I MIGHT AS WELL GIVE FLASH TEL A COUPLE OF THE OVEN READY BREXIT MENU DEALS. GAVE THE OTHER TO ME MAM.

>>66644
Look, it's the middle of the night and I undertstand that you need to rehearse for PMQs tomorrow lad but get some fucking sleep, you're drunk and the country is going to shit.

>>66644

>so she turns round and says

She never

CLARKSON

As if we're almost at the 20th anniversary of 11/9.

>>66609
I've been doing this for nineteen years
Wanna fight me, fight these tears

>>66609
7-11 was a part-time job.

Slags.

>>66606
ALRIGHT BIG SOCK

Your shoes you are regularly wearing are probably more padded than they were before. It is more socially acceptable to just wear trainers for everything than it ever has been. When I think about the hard shoes and itchy clothes of my youth it seems like something out of the post war years now.

Lamington Cake is the only other thing that Aussies rave about. Looks disgusting, but then I'm really not a fan of dried coconut in any context.

I kind of get the natural resources angle, but then we don't have a bunch of national industries which regularly need access to those raw materials.

The only thing we could do with Australia is sort out freedom of movement between us and them - seems like a pretty good place to retire (or work as a student) and I know there is a healthy amount of them that come here to work in their twenties. But I dunno, it's not going to be game changing to our trade numbers, or replace any of the freedom of movement we're losing.

Also, he does seem like a cock, even by Australian standards.

>>66561
>LAMINGTON CAKE IS THE ONLY OTHER THING THAT AUSSIES RAVE ABOUT

What about the pie floater?

>>66561
Lammos aren't half-bad. The trick is it's all about getting a good vanilla sponge but really you're just making a Victoria spongecake for upside-down people (obviously the lid of our a cake would fly away).

>THE ONLY THING WE COULD DO WITH AUSTRALIA IS SORT OUT FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT BETWEEN US AND THEM

Personally I think there's potential just because we've never really given it a good chance in recent history. We do still have a manufacturing industry after all and Australian mining runs from the cities finance.

And they can grow tea which is a huge plus.

>>66562

fuckin yes make it a sargent

thas only 2 things tha'l survive t'comet comin of doom

yorkshire an straya

>>66550
The man knows his onions.

fat

>>66402
I believe they use saline and silicone these days.

Vorderburger

Vordersquats

Vorderman

>>66536

There were worse problems than a poorly-placed clock - BL made an entire training film about how their cars were complete deathtraps.

>>66538

Fucking wendy. the moral of this story is clear lads.

>>66539

Women: know your limits.

>>66540
Oh come on, that video is hilarious, and for the later sixties, fairly unsexist.

>>66541

At least they broke up the actual maritime issues with a bit of casual dolphin rape, like an amuse-bouche between courses.

>>66508
There were LGBTQIA+ folk on those trains too.

>>66507
Maybe because the problems facing those communities are kind of different. It's about visibility. I think an all-disabled train would work because they similarly face the problems of visiblity and acceptance - for Black and Jewish people, I'd say their cultural struggles are more about overcoming stereotypes. If this makes sense.

Pride
the king of sin
my sin

Here we bloody go. PC gone mad!

Why are they shoving it down our throats?

Where's the straight train?

>>66531
Most trains are straight trains. It's the bent ones that are the problem.

>>66505
I could watch that all day.