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I actually tried out some fat girls. I thought, hmm, maybe they get a bad rap. I am an independent thinker. I will find out for myself what a fat woman is like just as Balboa discovered the Pacific. I will not listen to my fellow man's bleating. I will explore the land of the fat woman and come to my own conclusions. And so, with courage, I ventured forth.
What did I find?
First, I thought the fat woman would be soft and pleasant. But she was hard and firm like a man.
Second, I thought the fat woman would appreciate my attention. Instead, she was haughty and obnoxious.
Third, I thought the fat woman would be good at giving blow jobs. But the skinny bitches have had much more practice.
Fourth, I thought the fat woman would be rather virtuous, if only by necessity. But she turned out to be an utter whore.
Finally, I thought the fat woman would take care to wax her moustache. But she wears it like a badge of pride.
In conclusion, the fat woman is reprehensible. I have returned shaken but intact from this nefarious hell land, and never shall I return there.