>>64828
No, because it generally only recommends what you've been watching.

LOOK AT THE FILTHY BITCH. I BET THAT'S WHAT SHE'S INTO.

You need to bundle it up in an empowering message.

Smash the fash
Splash your gash

>>64817
The yanks have #Hotgirlsforbernie and the Canucks have Mexie https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCepkun0sH16b-mqxBN22ogA

>>64817>>64820

Who are these women and/or what side are they on?

I want to know if I'm having a subversive wank or a righteous one.

>>64823
Necklaces are a bit of a clue, m8.

>>64824

Ah. Got it.

righteous wank it is then

>>64731

he needs a neckbrace to complete the look

>>64732
Suggesting that disability is something you have to 'buy', or that someone has to meet your moral standards before you will acknowledge them as disabled, is a discriminatory position to take.

fucking fat fuck

>>64743
I'm sure you've enjoyed this intellectual exercise, but the bloke was kicking around just fine until he went to trial. Stress can do funny things to a person, but the timing is undoubtably suspicious.

>>64789
I look forward to your Sopranos review.

>>64809
No need to have a teary, mate.

Lads, I'm going to reserve judgment on Planet of the Apes until I've seen it, but I think it's really unlikely for astronauts to go into space and then just happen to land on a planet where apes and humans have their roles reversed but are otherwise exactly the same as on Earth, and not only that but speak English too.

Like I said I'll reserve judgement until I see it but I understand why this heavy-handed metaphor just doesn't land because it stretches the bounds of believability.

>>64811

https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/a30456703/1917-movie-based-on-true-story/
>1917 Is Based On a Harrowing True WWI Story From Director Sam Mendes's Grandfather

https://inews.co.uk/culture/film/1917-true-story-film-historical-accuracy-first-world-war-sam-mendes-accuracy-explained-1358467
>1917 is something of a true story, loosely based on a tale the director's grandfather - Alfred H. Mendes, who served with the British Army during the First World War - told him as a child.

http://www.historyvshollywood.com/reelfaces/1917/
>Though much of the World War I movie 1917 is fiction, it is loosely based on an account that director Sam Mendes' paternal grandfather, Alfred Mendes, told to him when he was a boy.

Some bloke down the pub.
>No mate for the last time Planet of the Primates of Hair was not based on a true story, now fuck off, you're barred.

My hairdresser.

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>>64812
>PLANET OF THE PRIMATES OF HAIR

These word filters are getting out of hand.

So, true to my word I went to see 1917 so i can pass judgement on it.

fucking great film actually, i can only fault it for one slow scene that felt somewhat forced in the middle of an otherwise consistently tense runtime. even the two chavs in the back corner of the cinema shut their gobs after five minutes and i'm convinced i heard one of them sniffling in the emotional bits.

as for our out of place sikh, it really wasn't distracting from the film. he is dressed in regular tommy attire, but he's clearly shown as a foreigner with basic english and one of the other lads even gives him a jibe about barely knowing the language. i've not bothered googling it to see how many sikhs there actually were in british regiments as opposed to colonials, but in this film it didn't feel out of place. it could have been done badly, but it wasn't.

>>64814
We should raise that to 60% before rejoining the EU and letting Johnny Foreigner back in to harvest our vegetables.

>>64717
PROPER NIGHTMARE FUEL, NOT THE JUMPING, JUST THE CLAMBERING AROUND UP THERE

There's another one of him jumping The Shard.

Lad's got some big ones for sure.

>>64721

I know I'm now solidly middle-aged, because watching stuff like that just makes me roll my eyes and tut.

>>64721
NUTS OF STEEL

>>64726

I was wondering what his thought process was on the way down. Is it really possible to aim that precisely on the descent to end up exactly where he got to? Seemed like someone was waiting for him judging from the news article. He mentioned that when he said 'Hello' it was to a woman eating her breakfast that waved at him from the window.

I accept the possibility it could have gone wrong and many people could have gotten hurt, but just like when on Primrose Hill this bonfire night passed a couple of groups of lads were setting off their own fireworks before a police van rolled round to stop them, it brought so much joy to people that a little bit of risk has surely got to be worth it.

Would I be saying the same if one of them had gone off in my face or this chap had landed on me? No, I guess not. But maybe.

>>64722

@1:37: Noticing the gang of yooves that threw the blue thing seen at 1:38.

>>64723

Now I understand why arseholes in white vans lob stuff at me when I'm out for a ride. If I saw someone riding that monstrosity and had a half-finished can of Monster in my hand, I don't think I'd be able to resist.

>>64724

Also I'm amused that they describe tyre sealant as a "new bike invention" when it's been around since the 80s.

>>64725
Because these people are scraping around for anything to chuck in a clickbait video and that'll earn a few pennies.

>>64725

The video in the OP assumes that no-one has ever heard of Monkey Lights, so there you go.

Back in the 90s there used to be a site called stump-something that was literally just this bloke who'd had his hand amputated basically forarm-fucking a bunch of birds. It was a proper professional (for the time) paid for site with regular releases of seemingly normal porn lasses getting their insides rearranged. I was crushed, when years later as an adult I found that it had disappeared from the internet entirely and I would never get to see the content.

>>64711
Before I knew about the existence of vaginas I thought that babies came out of womens' arses.

Need I say it's not safe for work?

https://str8upgayporn.com/amputated-leg-gay-porn-maverick-men/

>>64713
Indeed, I also thought girls peed out of their bums.

>>64715

funny really, when as an adult, you learn girl's bums are actually for peeing in.

This is exactly why I don't like tomatoes.

>Lads, I've been having a think.
We've warned you about this kind of thing.

>I'm going to start eating the apple whole, core and all, and then do all of my defecations outside.
See.

>>64702
As aviation engineering jokes go, that's pretty good.

>>64702
DESPITE THE POSSIBILITY THIS IS NOT YOUR ORIGINAL CREATION and may have been stolen from elsewhere on the internet, I approve.

>>64691
You didn't get the joke, poor thing.

>>64695
Didn't send it by Hermes by any chance, did you?

>>64696
True Hueligans know they use DPD for deliveries.

>>64697
I see you, playa.

>>64699
PURPHUEL/WHOEVER, WE NEED PROPER JPEG/EXIF SUPPORT FOR THE THUMBNAILER.

Put the new budget to work.

>>64682

Bloody hell.

>>64666
I am playing no part in this, and only hope we have a fucking affiliate tag on all the links so we make a couple of quid.

Highly amused by it though.

>>64669

I thought we all knew his real name anyway?

_{Simon Bennett isn't it}

This Huel joke has been one of the most quality ones going here in years.

Thoroughly enjoyed it.

>>64673

JOKE?

>>64674
HE IS EXPERIENCING A PAUCITY OF PERTINENT INFORMATION PEPELAUGH