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>> No. 62754 Ambulancelad
20th March 2019
Wednesday 10:47 pm
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>A neo-Nazi terror suspect entered a "Miss Hitler" beauty contest in a bid to attract new members to a far-right extremist group, a court has heard. Alice Cutter is alleged to have won the competition organised by National Action after taking on the nickname Buchenwald Princess in reference to the Nazi death camp.


To be fair, I'd have voted for her. I'd preserve the future of the white race with her, IYKWIM.
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>> No. 63348 Are Moaty
21st May 2019
Tuesday 7:53 pm
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Looks like she might stab you in your sleep


Looks like she might enjoy a day at the Castle Howard traction engine rally
>> No. 63349 YubYub
21st May 2019
Tuesday 8:04 pm
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Looks like she owns a lizard


Looks like she has a keen interest in the Tumuli of the Lizard Peninsula
>> No. 63350 Are Moaty
21st May 2019
Tuesday 11:44 pm
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Looks like she hates Jews


Looks like she believes they're inner-earth lizard people in disguise
>> No. 63351 Auntiefucker
21st May 2019
Tuesday 11:57 pm
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I look nothing like her, I'm not even a women or gay, and taken. But if you took me on a date to castle Howard traction engine rally I'd probably put out.
>> No. 63352 Billbob
22nd May 2019
Wednesday 12:43 am
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Don't know about fully put out, but I would certainly allow my (inappropriate) partner a crafty feel.

>> No. 63327 Searchfag
17th May 2019
Friday 10:44 am
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>> No. 63332 R4GE
18th May 2019
Saturday 3:30 pm
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Pilot wave theory; thanks for posting this. It's helped me feel intelligent despite not actually knowing what quatum means.

>> No. 63290 Crabkiller
14th May 2019
Tuesday 7:00 am
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Jeremy's the name.

Having people kill themselves after they fail one of my lie detector tests is the game.
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>> No. 63325 Crabkiller
17th May 2019
Friday 9:07 am
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The test says you're lying.
>> No. 63328 Are Moaty
17th May 2019
Friday 11:07 am
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I prefer gardening.
>> No. 63329 Samefag
17th May 2019
Friday 11:32 pm
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How exactly does Jezza motivate people to fight for the truth?
>> No. 63330 YubYub
18th May 2019
Saturday 12:31 am
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I feel like you started a crowdfunding project to build a rocket to fire him into the sun* it would get considerably more interest and backed within a month.

The star not the newspaper. But I could see the virtue of killing 2 birds with one rocket.
>> No. 63331 Are Moaty
18th May 2019
Saturday 11:25 am
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just signed it

>> No. 63226 Searchfag
9th May 2019
Thursday 12:05 pm
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Broken Britain.
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>> No. 63285 Crabkiller
13th May 2019
Monday 9:41 am
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I think part of reaching a truly mature understanding of politics and the impact of sensitive, controversial, and divisive subjects like race, is reaching an understanding of why and how otherwise decent people can come to hold beliefs you find abhorrent. my younger self, and it seems in similar way you, would have found it irreconcilable to think that people with opposing beliefs to my own might have an equally valid position, but morality is entirely relative.

i think i reached a kind of self-discovery during a debate about cultural imperialism. would it be wrong of the west to intervene in a country such as saudi arabia, where a great many things we would see as human rights abuses are just part of daily life? the present day mainstream western aversion to race issues can be perceived as nothing more than a wish to stuff the issue in the back of a cupboard, out of sight and out of mind; and like white people always have done, we feel like we have the right and the duty to impose our way of thinking on everyone.

i'm not saying you should have let your uncle be racist, but i reckon you might find it easier to interpret and navigate those situations if you give some consideration to how the mind of a racist works, without the presupposition that they are indeed just a nasty old racist. i've spent time with many people of different ethnic persuasions over the years, thanks to working in places full of asians or living in areas of high immigration- and the one thing they all seem to have in common is a much less precocious attitude about race than your average middle class white person, who is terrified that they might one day do or say something that could be seen that way, and expresses shock or concern on other people's behalf.

i'm not sure where i was going with this so i'm saging.
>> No. 63286 Anonymous
13th May 2019
Monday 2:15 pm
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What's with all the lengthy shitposting on this board lately? How am I supposed to show my badass genius in response to such diatribes?
>> No. 63287 Billbob
13th May 2019
Monday 3:58 pm
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We have always encouraged a better class of verbose, grammatical, polite shitpost. It's our raison d'etre.
>> No. 63288 Auntiefucker
13th May 2019
Monday 4:18 pm
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>> No. 63289 YubYub
13th May 2019
Monday 4:44 pm
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>> No. 63191 Are Moaty
6th May 2019
Monday 2:05 pm
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>Overweight survivor of Russian plane inferno 'blocked others from escaping' as hero stewardess pushed people out of jet which bounced down runway before bursting into flames, killing 41 people


Imagine being unable to escape from a burning plane all because you're trapped behind some fatty blocking the aisle.
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>> No. 63221 Auntiefucker
7th May 2019
Tuesday 7:30 pm
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You are Sam from Wendover and I claim my £5. Or a free year of whatever you're selling this month.
>> No. 63222 R4GE
7th May 2019
Tuesday 8:46 pm
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>> No. 63223 Moralfag
7th May 2019
Tuesday 8:52 pm
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I genuinely know of someone moving from Ossett to Flockton because there's too many non-white faces in Ossett. That's 98% white British Ossett.
>> No. 63224 Anonymous
7th May 2019
Tuesday 10:21 pm
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Afraid not. Tell me about this Sam though. Sounds like a character.
>> No. 63225 Are Moaty
8th May 2019
Wednesday 1:24 pm
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you'd have thought he wants to get further away from huddersfield/dewsbury if it's the browns he hates. is he dense?

tell him he wants to move to wakey. we don't have many of them here at all, but all the shops sell tyskie.

>> No. 62222 YubYub
19th December 2018
Wednesday 11:09 pm
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Toblerone have only gone and made themselves halal. I hope you'll all be doing the right thing and boycotting them.

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>> No. 63185 YubYub
3rd May 2019
Friday 7:47 am
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You've got to head to Poundland for proper British confectionery. At least, I'm assuming their knock-off Percy pigs are made in this country.
>> No. 63186 Paedofag
3rd May 2019
Friday 8:28 pm
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I don't care how many quavers you're offering. I'm not putting a dog dinky in my mouth.
>> No. 63188 Paedofag
5th May 2019
Sunday 8:04 pm
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They're not meant to go in your mouth, you div. There's not nearly enough muscular tension in your tongue to truly appreciate a good knot.
>> No. 63189 Crabkiller
5th May 2019
Sunday 9:19 pm
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I'm surprised you can't get vegetarian pork pies yet. Quorn scotch eggs are the only processed veggie food that actually taste similar to the real thing, although you can make your own kind of passable ones if you wrap sosmix around a boiled egg and cover it in breadcrumbs.
>> No. 63190 Anonymous
5th May 2019
Sunday 9:34 pm
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There's a certain firm toothsomeness in a pork pie that I'm not convinced you could replicate with a vegan solution.

>> No. 63170 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 3:58 pm
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Ed Balls
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>> No. 63172 Samefag
28th April 2019
Sunday 6:57 pm
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>> No. 63173 Auntiefucker
28th April 2019
Sunday 7:00 pm
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>> No. 63174 Paedofag
28th April 2019
Sunday 9:03 pm
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I don't believe this is really a photo of Ed Balls.
>> No. 63175 Anonymous
28th April 2019
Sunday 9:09 pm
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>> No. 63176 Crabkiller
29th April 2019
Monday 12:42 am
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Amazing. Balls for PM.

>> No. 62370 Auntiefucker
3rd January 2019
Thursday 6:39 pm
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Seaborne Freight's the name.

Copying our terms & conditions from a takeaway website and winning multi-million pound shipping contracts whilst having no ships because we donate to the Tory party's the game.
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>> No. 62674 Paedofag
1st March 2019
Friday 1:02 pm
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I think Grayling might have tried to shag her, but being so incompetent he got his cock stuck in her ear.
>> No. 62675 Auntiefucker
1st March 2019
Friday 2:50 pm
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How do you square your conspiracy theory with the BBC's decision to write and prominently feature a story on nothing but Grayling's "record of mishaps and mistakes"?

>> No. 62676 Ambulancelad
1st March 2019
Friday 3:01 pm
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Deflecting the blame from the government solely onto failing grayling.
>> No. 63168 R4GE
26th April 2019
Friday 1:00 pm
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P&O Ferries is suing the government over its £33m settlement with Eurotunnel, in the latest controversy over the Department for Transport’s fraught no-deal Brexit preparations.

>> No. 63169 YubYub
26th April 2019
Friday 4:58 pm
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>P 'nd O
>Pee 'nd Ohh

They 'ferry' children into international waters, where the laws of man don't apply.

>> No. 63163 Samefag
23rd April 2019
Tuesday 10:24 am
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seriously, i'm colourblind. what does this say?


i think i can make out an f
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>> No. 63164 R4GE
23rd April 2019
Tuesday 10:54 am
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It says Fuck You. I'm not colourblind so I don't really know if this would work but can't you put it into an image editor then shift the hues until it gets to a wavelength you can see?
>> No. 63165 Anonymous
23rd April 2019
Tuesday 12:14 pm
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This is the kind of thing your mum sees on Facebook and gets into hysterics over before finally showing you her phone only to leave you wondering if you're really related at all.
>> No. 63166 YubYub
23rd April 2019
Tuesday 2:02 pm
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It took me the longest time to see the number on my first test for colour-blindness. I thought the number they were asking me to look for was going to be printed in a little black font in one of the circles.

>> No. 62741 R4GE
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:21 pm
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Vorderman from the front.
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>> No. 63141 YubYub
19th April 2019
Friday 12:22 am
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Where do I go from here?
>> No. 63142 Moralfag
19th April 2019
Friday 12:23 am
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What am I doing with my life?
>> No. 63143 Anonymous
19th April 2019
Friday 9:39 am
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You can't stop now. This thread ends when either you or Vorderman are dead.
>> No. 63144 R4GE
19th April 2019
Friday 11:07 am
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Vorderman died when she abandoned Whiteley to the wolves.
>> No. 63145 Ambulancelad
19th April 2019
Friday 2:30 pm
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Take the bank holiday off, kid, you've earnt it.

>> No. 63134 Moralfag
18th April 2019
Thursday 9:22 pm
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>> No. 63135 Crabkiller
18th April 2019
Thursday 9:43 pm
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There's no way anyone's going to grass up that absolute hero

>> No. 63131 Are Moaty
16th April 2019
Tuesday 5:58 am

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>> No. 63133 Crabkiller
17th April 2019
Wednesday 10:09 pm
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It's missing Tommy saying "ya bent bastard."

>> No. 63046 Paedofag
9th April 2019
Tuesday 9:27 am
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>Waitrose has apologised over "racist" Easter ducks after customers complained that the dark brown one was labelled as "ugly".

>An £8 trio of white, milk and dark chocolate Easter ducklings caused offence among a "small number" of customers for being labelled as "fluffy", "crispy" and "ugly". The complaints centered around the the dark brown one being described as the "ugly" one, with some implying it was racist.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/04/08/waitrose-pulls-ugly-chocolate-ducklings-sale-complaints-dolphin rape/

Racist chocolate ducks. What strange bastards we are.
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>> No. 63110 Ambulancelad
13th April 2019
Saturday 3:11 pm
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The olden days were much weirder than you might imagine.

>> No. 63111 Searchfag
13th April 2019
Saturday 3:25 pm
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To be honest, a lot of the issues with īncels stem from the fact that they've been mollycoddled by their parents and are used to having things handed on a plate to them so they struggle when they've got to start looking after themselves. If their parents could organise for them to lie in bed with a lass tied up in a bag then that'd solve some of their problems.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 63120 Moralfag
15th April 2019
Monday 8:10 pm
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Mods = gods. Banning's too good for people who use the word 'chronic masturbator'
>> No. 63121 Moralfag
15th April 2019
Monday 8:41 pm
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That's two words.
>> No. 63132 R4GE
16th April 2019
Tuesday 3:19 pm
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It's a wordfilter.

>> No. 63116 YubYub
14th April 2019
Sunday 2:46 pm
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I donut understand Americans.
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>> No. 63119 Searchfag
15th April 2019
Monday 3:26 pm
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The logic goes like this; "if I have a dumb, melodramatic, overreaction to this popular film trailer then I might become a viral star and make some money". Look how red his eyes are at the beginning of the video, it's clearly not his first take. Maybe he has allergies, but to my mind he's just play-acting. He might even carry that on to his real life too, but I still don't buy that kind of emotion for a bland, tired, space romp like Star Wars. I suppose I don't understand either.

Nice to see he dressed up for the occasion, mind you. I mean come the fuck on, I go to bed in a nicer get up than that and I sleep in my underwear.

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