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>> No. 67577 Anonymous
30th November 2020
Monday 5:13 pm
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>> No. 67578 Samefag
30th November 2020
Monday 7:02 pm
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self-dolphin rape
>> No. 67587 Billbob
3rd December 2020
Thursday 8:53 am
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>> No. 67572 Searchfag
30th November 2020
Monday 10:42 am
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so what are we going to do about this?
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>> No. 67579 Samefag
30th November 2020
Monday 9:55 pm
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quality footpath
>> No. 67580 Ambulancelad
30th November 2020
Monday 11:43 pm
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Acceptable Avenue
>> No. 67581 Ambulancelad
1st December 2020
Tuesday 12:08 am
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alright A-road
>> No. 67582 Moralfag
1st December 2020
Tuesday 12:32 am
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>> No. 67583 Samefag
1st December 2020
Tuesday 9:57 am
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>> No. 67544 Samefag
29th November 2020
Sunday 8:46 am
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>> No. 67566 Searchfag
29th November 2020
Sunday 9:59 pm
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Some of them probably had their jaws shaven. The pointy chin look is apparently considered quite beautiful over there.
>> No. 67567 Moralfag
29th November 2020
Sunday 11:06 pm
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It is more likely a phone filter. Most chinese phones use these beautify beautify apps by default which whiten skin, embiggen eyes, and narrow jaws. I'm a pure pro at spotting them on Tinder or Tantan or whatever.
>> No. 67568 R4GE
29th November 2020
Sunday 11:39 pm
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It's very obviously plastic surgery and shedloads of make up.
>> No. 67569 YubYub
30th November 2020
Monday 12:43 am
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In my, uhh...empirical research, I've noticed that a lot of East Asian (mostly Korean and the Chinese) gender benders use these face filters for their videos. They're impossible to wank to because they give off strong uncanny valley vibes. The skin is too smooth and the eyes are too robotical. The Japanese were really on to something with their whole imperfect perfection/wabi sabi thing.
>> No. 67571 YubYub
30th November 2020
Monday 3:59 am
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My goodness, that is a stomach churning video.

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>> No. 67545 Auntiefucker
29th November 2020
Sunday 11:06 am
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What kind of mental gymnastics do you have to engage in to call yourself gay and eskimo at the same time? Do they actually abide by the teachings of the snow or are they like atheists who call themselves cultural Christians because they were in a nativity play once?
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>> No. 67556 Crabkiller
29th November 2020
Sunday 1:13 pm
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>> No. 67557 Searchfag
29th November 2020
Sunday 2:42 pm
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This thread is pretty gay.
>> No. 67558 Anonymous
29th November 2020
Sunday 7:07 pm
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The bit you tend to miss as an atheist is that most religious people know on some level that religion isn't real, they just like it. you focus on all the absurdities and contradictions, because you take at face value what they know is just a weird collective live action role play.

eskimocs tend to be a bit more serious about their religion than the average Christian, but that really isn't saying much when you consider how watered down of a religion Christianity is nowadays. most of it is cultural etiquette, i'd argue most muslanders don't drink for roughly the same reason you didn't want your mam and dad finding out you smoked when you were 15.

acknowledging this though i think religious institutions/interest groups should be afforded less political clout. imagine if there was a political lobby for Warhammer enthusiasts or furries.
>> No. 67559 Samefag
29th November 2020
Sunday 7:20 pm
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Humans constantly try to exploit or harness any sort of natural forces they know exist; I think it's a fairly solid argument that nobody actually believes in YWH if they don't spend all their time trying to figure out how to hogtie him like Gulliver and force him to act as their own personal genie. Yeah people pray but you can pray to a river and it won't generate power until you put in the graft and build yourself a hydroelectric dam.
>> No. 67570 Moralfag
30th November 2020
Monday 1:41 am
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Are you mad that the girl in your OP identifies as eskimo and gay, or are you mad that you think the eskimo community accept her as a eskimo?

>> No. 62741 R4GE
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:21 pm
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Vorderman from the front.
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>> No. 67511 Samefag
24th November 2020
Tuesday 1:33 pm
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The blur makes her worryingly look like my mum.
>> No. 67512 Moralfag
24th November 2020
Tuesday 1:53 pm
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Is your mum single?
>> No. 67513 Auntiefucker
24th November 2020
Tuesday 1:56 pm
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No, but my dad is definitely punching with her.
>> No. 67525 Searchfag
25th November 2020
Wednesday 4:25 pm
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She's dead
>> No. 67543 Anonymous
28th November 2020
Saturday 7:15 pm
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Carol Vorderman with my future wife.

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>> No. 67540 Are Moaty
28th November 2020
Saturday 1:13 pm
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>A government minister fears traffic jams sparked as a result of a no-deal Brexit could lead to an unlikely surge in... dogging.

>The cabinet member is said to have confessed his worries for Kent's lay-bys and quiet car parks at last week's Conservative Party conference, The Sunday Times reports.

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>> No. 67541 Samefag
28th November 2020
Saturday 1:45 pm
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We know, lad. We discussed it when it was actually in the news last year.
>> No. 67542 Samefag
28th November 2020
Saturday 2:26 pm
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It is a particularly British thing to mentally link up "bored truckers" to "going dogging".

I've never been dogging, but is it a favourite of truck drivers?

>> No. 67160 YubYub
2nd November 2020
Monday 12:29 pm
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>The Covi1984 fear spell is a planned social engineering program intended to bring humanity even deeper into bondage

Sounds pretty convincing to me.
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>> No. 67533 R4GE
25th November 2020
Wednesday 8:52 pm
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Appropriate for Labour then.
>> No. 67535 YubYub
25th November 2020
Wednesday 9:17 pm
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Would still make the sex to and/or with both of them.
>> No. 67536 Crabkiller
26th November 2020
Thursday 7:14 pm
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They've cancelled some of her fines. The magna carta works!

>> No. 67537 Auntiefucker
26th November 2020
Thursday 7:48 pm
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How much does a hairdresser's make? I imagine it's a fair bit as they all seem to charge £40+ per haircut. I suppose she must have enough overhead to actually pay the 17k and this is an elaborate marketing scheme, otherwise her business partners/employees/parents/friends would have rugby tackled her to the ground and stuck a sock in her mouth by now.
>> No. 67538 YubYub
27th November 2020
Friday 8:57 pm
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>> No. 67438 Anonymous
22nd November 2020
Sunday 8:28 pm
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Are the younger generations more immune to the horrors of war, or is he just particularly honest and open about his experiences? He talks about them as if they were one long Call of Duty session.

>I aimed my grenade launcher at him and fired and I watched my round go right in and just nail him right at his feet. It was just *fart noises* guts. It was pretty rad.

>The war was awesome. It was so primal and deep. It felt like ancestors were inside me.

>There's nothing more manly than watching helicopters fly overhead as you shoot a bunch of dudes, or shooting a goddamn missile at a person. That's awesome.

>You know how many times I've gotten laid? A lot. Chicks dig that shit.
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>> No. 67516 Auntiefucker
24th November 2020
Tuesday 2:29 pm
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We're both citing the same study.
>> No. 67517 Moralfag
24th November 2020
Tuesday 2:34 pm
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But which one is correct? There's only one way to find out...
>> No. 67518 Are Moaty
24th November 2020
Tuesday 3:05 pm
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The one in >>67488 is a lot older.
>> No. 67519 Auntiefucker
24th November 2020
Tuesday 3:37 pm
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Why has soldiers going mental gone up in six years when we haven't even done a war in this time? Do we need to keep blowing up brown people to keep them sane?
>> No. 67520 Are Moaty
24th November 2020
Tuesday 5:22 pm
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>Do we need to keep blowing up brown people to keep them sane?

>> No. 67490 YubYub
23rd November 2020
Monday 10:10 pm
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Is the typical straight man (ie someone who is exclusively attracted to female women) turned on by the sight of a vagina?

I've always been neutral toward vaginas. They're not ugly or aesthetic; they're simply a hole into which you stick your benis. I like gender benders as well as women though, so I hardly have a straight take on things.
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>> No. 67504 Paedofag
24th November 2020
Tuesday 9:19 am
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I think it depends on the vagina. The same way not ever pair of breast or legs turns me on. In general I am about the total composition. Face i think over rides all other body traits for me. It is the window of emotional expression and personality and those are stronger factors than how a vagina looks.

I don't think I would ever see a vagina and think wow look at that vagina I want her. But then social rules are set up in a way that that doesn't happen maybe there is a woman out there with a perfect one that I would fall in love with just by the look of it I don't know..
>> No. 67505 Are Moaty
24th November 2020
Tuesday 10:33 am
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>because they'd keep bringing it up unprompted
That's unfair, I've rarely seen that. Lassmates who lurk here seem content to lurk here.
>> No. 67506 YubYub
24th November 2020
Tuesday 10:38 am
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We're talking years and years ago here. I have trouble distinguishing between what was posted here 10 years ago and what was posted 10 weeks ago. It might have been why they created /bint/, who knows? My find is too fuzzy to remember.
>> No. 67507 Billbob
24th November 2020
Tuesday 11:11 am
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Oh and there was also that fat lass that pissed in a shower on pictures of Are Si but that might have been Britchan.
>> No. 67508 Billbob
24th November 2020
Tuesday 12:07 pm
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That was here but I am 90% certain it was something posted by her dom and she had no idea what any of this was. Assuming my guess work of who posted it is correct.

>> No. 67392 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 4:39 pm
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>> No. 67393 Anonymous
19th November 2020
Thursday 4:56 pm
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Lol they're interdimensional beings made of energy traveling in intelligent plasma ships, you absolute rub. Miss me with this hybrid shit.
>> No. 67409 Auntiefucker
21st November 2020
Saturday 9:30 pm
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Lol no, they're definitely hybrid with brand loyalty.
>> No. 67474 R4GE
23rd November 2020
Monday 5:40 pm
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>> No. 67475 Samefag
23rd November 2020
Monday 5:46 pm
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Is that Michael Gove? He looks different without his glasses.

>> No. 67424 YubYub
22nd November 2020
Sunday 6:27 pm
Lads, i recently installed tinder to romp back on the horse as they say. I had nary a match for weeks, perhaps one swipe per day and almost all were 4/10s. Out of curiosity i changed settings to MEN SEEKING EVERYONE. Within 2 hours I had 45 swipes. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON LADS. I'm getting a like/swipe every few minutes at the moment.

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>> No. 67465 Billbob
23rd November 2020
Monday 7:27 am
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If you're more of a bumder encourage her to visit r/GrowYourClit. The bigger the clit, the more it's like a dick.
>> No. 67466 YubYub
23rd November 2020
Monday 10:17 am
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Good god.
>> No. 67467 Crabkiller
23rd November 2020
Monday 10:39 am
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Why grow your clitoris?

[/I]Two reasons seem to be of greatest interest: to make it easier to find by the owner or partner and to make it easier to stimulate. Some want to orgasm quicker, some want stronger orgasms, and a few just want to be able to orgasm. Finding that tiny sensitive organ can be a serious matter because about half range from rice grain to small pea size – most of the remainder are no larger than a corn kernel (about ¼ inch). Many women have never seen their clits because they are simply too small and buried under or in other tissue – another reason to enlarge your clit. A few want a “mini-penis” that can be stroked similarly to an intact penis. The good news is you can grow a much larger clitoris and you can do it reasonably quickly.[/I]
>> No. 67468 Ambulancelad
23rd November 2020
Monday 12:02 pm
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Yes, that's probably it. I'm in my late 20s but If I shave clean I'll get ID'd for energy drinks.
>> No. 67469 Anonymous
23rd November 2020
Monday 1:13 pm
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Weird to read this after all the discussion on clits. Was thinking you have to present your vag at the bar.

>> No. 67304 Searchfag
16th November 2020
Monday 8:02 am
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Who is the most famous britfa.gs poster? Is it you?

Ever been on the telly? Do you host an unpopular comedy podcast? Were you the main speaker at the third most popular amateur stationery appreciators' conference? Did you shag someone who shagged Lembit Opik?
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>> No. 67349 Paedofag
16th November 2020
Monday 10:38 pm
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Why would Emily reappear now, at this stage in the ILL CULT game?
>> No. 67410 Auntiefucker
21st November 2020
Saturday 9:58 pm
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I've only just come across her just now.

She seems relatively sane to me.

>> No. 67417 Ambulancelad
22nd November 2020
Sunday 3:02 am
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Richard Herring doesn't blog this much, Jesus.
>> No. 67419 Crabkiller
22nd November 2020
Sunday 4:07 am
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That's not her only blog either - there are many many others. Poor lass is disturbed.
>> No. 67422 Paedofag
22nd November 2020
Sunday 11:05 am
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>Poor lass is disturbed.
Oh, really?!

>> No. 67351 YubYub
17th November 2020
Tuesday 1:55 pm
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>BBC Today programme replaces 'fishermen' with 'fisherpeople'. The BBC style guide says 'men' should be left out of job descriptions unless only males are involved.


So... Err... Britfa wordfilters are seeping into real life now?
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>> No. 67407 Anonymous
21st November 2020
Saturday 3:56 pm
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I've never once heard anyone being called a captainess, it might be a real word but it is never, ever fucking used - and yes I do encounter females with the title of captain, daily.
>> No. 67408 YubYub
21st November 2020
Saturday 6:44 pm
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>That's not how people work no matter your relative wealth and it presumes that rational actors are at work when people are perfectly willing to play against their own interests.

I have absolutely nothing to back this up but I'm willing to bet that if you could somehow study it, people from a wealthier background are better at pursuing "rational" self interest than people from poorer backgrounds, whatever the definition of rational self interest is.
>> No. 67411 Ambulancelad
21st November 2020
Saturday 10:11 pm
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Where do you work, either the forces or somewhere that processes lots of ships/planes?
>> No. 67416 R4GE
22nd November 2020
Sunday 2:44 am
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Is there even much demand for fisherman these days? I looked into it and it turns out that only a significant portion of the elderly are getting their recommended two portions of fish a week while there's a decline every year in other demographics.

Turns out you're supposed to have two portions a week for your health which I've certainly not been doing. I should look into this but aside from baked Salmon really don't know where to start.


Well that explains your politics.

Thing is the biggest determining factor in altruism isn't wealth but community inequality and relative distance. I'd guess that all of us here would save a drowning child (and tut at anyone doesn't) but the amount of good you could do with even a modest western income is shameful. It's a tired argument but there's much more going on when we're all the global 1% and something philosophies of life continually smash into like a brick-wall because we don't operate consistently or rationally.

To return to the point, the ineffectual solutions pushed by the bourgeoisie is one thing but to call it a deliberate plan or suggest that they don't care at all is nonsense. I'm sure if there was a magic fanny-trawler wand they'd use it but the real solution is hard and with all gender politics liable to get you burned at the stake. Certainly harder still than some 'eat the rich' solution aimed at giving people bennies until they hear the call of the sea.
>> No. 67418 YubYub
22nd November 2020
Sunday 3:48 am
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>Well that explains your politics

And what would those be then, based off one post to make assumptions on? you great big berk.

>To return to the point, the ineffectual solutions pushed by the bourgeoisie is one thing but to call it a deliberate plan or suggest that they don't care at all is nonsense

I'm fairly certain that was actually the point of the post you are so laboriously disagreeing with mate. Good grief.

For my own view: I wouldn't call it a stretch to say throwing all this shite out and starting with cold hard measurable quantitative inequalities like income disparity across the board, would both do a lot more to address all the soft, wishy washy inequalities that only exist qualitatively as well as be much, much easier than any of the current crop of people in charge would ever like to admit. it is not at all conspiracy talk to suggest that the ruling class of our time is committed to prevent material solutions to inequality being implemented, hence why so many meaningless gestural ones must be found.

>> No. 67403 Samefag
21st November 2020
Saturday 2:59 pm
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It's surprising there aren't more female archaeologists.

They're fucking experts at digging up the past.

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