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>> No. 61623 Searchfag
22nd September 2018
Saturday 9:11 am
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I want to check my understanding of science is correct.

The universe is continually growing and expanding. This is evidenced by the fact that human beings in the past were much shorter than they are today. Therefore, it stands to reason that this continued expansion will mean it won't be uncommon in the centuries to come for people to be around the 7ft mark. Eventually we will all become giants, relative to today.
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>> No. 61627 Anonymous
22nd September 2018
Saturday 12:48 pm
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>>61626
>THE RATIO BETWEEN HUMANS AND TAPE MEASURES IS A 1:1 UNIVERSAL CONSTANT. EVEN WHEN HUMANS WERE SHORTER IN THE PAST THEY WERE STILL THE SAME HEIGHT, AND WHEN THE UNIVERSE TEARS IT SELF APART AND WE ARE 5 MILES TALL, WE WILL STILL ONLY BE THE SAME HEIGHT.

Have you ever heard of a thing called compound growth?
>> No. 61628 YubYub
22nd September 2018
Saturday 8:25 pm
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Is that a disembered penis being winched up? Some pun on block & tackle?
>> No. 61629 Moralfag
23rd September 2018
Sunday 11:06 am
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>>61627

I have, have you ever heard of a fish called Wanda?
>> No. 61630 Ambulancelad
23rd September 2018
Sunday 11:50 am
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>>61629
I have. Have you ever heard of a town called malice?
>> No. 61631 Ambulancelad
23rd September 2018
Sunday 12:43 pm
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>>61630

I have, have you ever heard of a crazy little thing called love?

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>> No. 61618 YubYub
18th September 2018
Tuesday 11:25 pm
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I think someone has been enjoying a little too much Country life butter.
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>> No. 61619 Are Moaty
19th September 2018
Wednesday 12:02 am
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What was Lydon thinking, bringing all that weight on so early?
>> No. 61620 Paedofag
19th September 2018
Wednesday 12:07 am
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Thing about his Arsenal bag is, he always tries to walk it in.
>> No. 61621 Ambulancelad
19th September 2018
Wednesday 2:20 am
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WHAT'S MORE PUNK THAN GOING AGAINST EVERYONE'S EXPECTATIONS OF WHAT A PUNK IS SUPPOSED TO BE?

HE'S FIGHTING THE SYSTEM ALSO, BY BEING A CONSIDERABLE DRAIN ON IT WITH ALL HIS MEDICAL COMPLICATIONS
>> No. 61622 Crabkiller
19th September 2018
Wednesday 6:23 pm
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God save the cream
The full fat, i mean!

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>> No. 61111 Auntiefucker
17th July 2018
Tuesday 9:41 am
61111 The fat woman
I actually tried out some fat girls. I thought, hmm, maybe they get a bad rap. I am an independent thinker. I will find out for myself what a fat woman is like just as Balboa discovered the Pacific. I will not listen to my fellow man's bleating. I will explore the land of the fat woman and come to my own conclusions. And so, with courage, I ventured forth.

What did I find?

First, I thought the fat woman would be soft and pleasant. But she was hard and firm like a man.

Second, I thought the fat woman would appreciate my attention. Instead, she was haughty and obnoxious.

Third, I thought the fat woman would be good at giving blow jobs. But the skinny bitches have had much more practice.

Fourth, I thought the fat woman would be rather virtuous, if only by necessity. But she turned out to be an utter whore.

Finally, I thought the fat woman would take care to wax her moustache. But she wears it like a badge of pride.

In conclusion, the fat woman is reprehensible. I have returned shaken but intact from this nefarious hell land, and never shall I return there.
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>> No. 61607 Anonymous
16th September 2018
Sunday 7:10 am
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>>61606
I suppose you're a blind cunt then.
>> No. 61608 Crabkiller
16th September 2018
Sunday 8:27 am
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>>61607
Funny cos I managed to find my way to your mum's fanny last night just fine.

Wasn't difficult to be fair, she was advertising it quite widely.
>> No. 61611 Paedofag
16th September 2018
Sunday 1:39 pm
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>>61608
That's a bad post by /iq/ standards. Have a word, lad.
>> No. 61613 Samefag
16th September 2018
Sunday 7:35 pm
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>>61611
U a madlad, ladlad?
>> No. 61616 Paedofag
17th September 2018
Monday 11:28 am
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>>61613

No one nose wot its like to be the badlad,
to be the sadlad,
behind blue eyes.

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>> No. 60378 Auntiefucker
30th March 2018
Friday 9:34 am
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The Novichok was found on the front door of the skripal's house.

There are photos of countless police officers guarding the house and standing right by their front door yet not a single one of them has fallen ill.

When litvinenko was poisoned there were countless images of him in his hospital bed, yet there are none of the skripals.

They supposedly fed ducks and birds after being contaminated but there have been no poisoned ducks. Not a single quacker.

There has been no visit from Theresa May or Amber Rudd to thank the staff at the hospital.

There has been no police appeal for people who know the skripals to come forward.

The police searched the skripals house an hour after they had collapsed and no officers have been contaminated in this way.

Neither has their post man.
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>> No. 61597 R4GE
15th September 2018
Saturday 8:41 pm
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lads they were tourists, here's the proof, jeremy corbyn was right about a deep state conspiracy with jews to control the world
>> No. 61598 Anonymous
15th September 2018
Saturday 9:29 pm
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>>61597
Seems like a malicious communication to me.
>> No. 61599 Samefag
16th September 2018
Sunday 12:10 am
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>>61598

reckon jeremy is sat with them drinking tea and talking about the jews

before he gets novichoked
>> No. 61614 R4GE
16th September 2018
Sunday 9:34 pm
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Fresh drama in novichok city: Police in hazmat suits seal off Prezzo restaurant in Salisbury after two diners fall ill as woman sitting next to them claims they were RUSSIAN

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6173939/Restaurant-Salisbury-sealed-man-woman-fall-ill.html
>> No. 61615 Auntiefucker
17th September 2018
Monday 5:36 am
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>>61614
I guess I know now why train tickets from Bristol to London are cheaper via Salisbury. Longer journey, and a risk of nerve agent contamination on the rail replacement bus service.

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>> No. 61600 Crabkiller
16th September 2018
Sunday 12:37 am
61600 PUROLE AKI
LOLZ BBC FAKE NEWS


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>> No. 61609 YubYub
16th September 2018
Sunday 9:19 am
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What's with all the tedious shitposts made last night? The Kathmandu lads briefly got internet again and making up for lost time?
>> No. 61610 Samefag
16th September 2018
Sunday 1:31 pm
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>>61600
Thanks for cheering me up on my birthday.
>> No. 61612 Crabkiller
16th September 2018
Sunday 6:22 pm
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>>61610
DAD?
>> No. 61617 Billbob
17th September 2018
Monday 11:45 am
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>>61612
Tarquin?

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>> No. 61572 R4GE
13th September 2018
Thursday 1:49 pm
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>> No. 61574 Crabkiller
13th September 2018
Thursday 5:19 pm
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>>61573

A joke so good they already printed it!
>> No. 61575 Crabkiller
13th September 2018
Thursday 8:35 pm
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i have become comfortably bum(med)
>> No. 61601 Auntiefucker
16th September 2018
Sunday 1:02 am
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>> No. 61602 Anonymous
16th September 2018
Sunday 1:08 am
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>>61601
If I wanted to listen to a live cover version I'd have just put the original on and jammed sponges over my ears.
>> No. 61603 Moralfag
16th September 2018
Sunday 2:09 am
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>>61602

mong



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>> No. 61580 R4GE
14th September 2018
Friday 10:28 pm
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>> No. 61588 Are Moaty
15th September 2018
Saturday 8:53 am
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>>61587
>peculiar ebonics

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-43693708
>> No. 61589 Crabkiller
15th September 2018
Saturday 8:58 am
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>>61586
Except that isn't true because you could end up with herpes, HIV etc. for life, and thanks to stupid kids like themselves soon antibiotic resistance will mean gonorrhoea and syphilis are permanent conditions again.

Education should always address the unreality of 'common sense.
>> No. 61590 Paedofag
15th September 2018
Saturday 9:51 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQJ2_T24JqY
>> No. 61592 Ambulancelad
15th September 2018
Saturday 9:53 am
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>>61590

YOU SHOULD USE A CONDOM OR YOUR MATES WON'T RESPECT YOU, INNIT.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VpX4ZWDviM
>> No. 61593 YubYub
15th September 2018
Saturday 10:04 am
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I remember when I had my baby and the stiletto, lipstick and game console confiscating squad came around.

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>> No. 61568 Paedofag
13th September 2018
Thursday 1:47 am
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Some cultures have a rite of cutting down trees to get married. Why are people so strange?
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>> No. 61571 Anonymous
13th September 2018
Thursday 1:05 pm
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>Why are people so strange?

Because we accept the behaviour and values of the generation that raised us without questioning. Some of this is really useful that we never challenge, like not eating random mushrooms we find and only crossing the road when the lights are the right colours but other stuff gets absorbed along the way, as long as there is nothing directly harmful about the behaviour we adopt there is no reason to question it.

Traditional and rituals are most interesting not for why they perpetuate, but why they start. Sometimes it is obvious - like in Turkey there is a tradition where men slap the groom on the back and push him towards the bridal suite - this obviously comes from reluctant arranged marriages.

Other times it is clearly magical thinking, 'we didn't do X this time and bad thing happened, or we did Y this one time and good thing happened'; and I can't put enough quotes around this ''''open-mindedness'''.- the Romans had a very simple meta philosophy for over a thousand years 'might makes right' if one side won a battle the gods were obviously in their favour, after all that is why the Romans were on top, so when Constantine a professed Christian in a time where most weren't started winning all his battles against other roman factions, well there must obviously have been something too it. Never mind that there is nothing about that concept in the new testament and Jesus would have probably strongly opposed Constintines actions given the chance, but that was the core of the pre-existing belief so that is how it became the dominate religion.
>> No. 61578 Moralfag
14th September 2018
Friday 1:31 pm
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Not to immediately turn into my granddad upon posting this, but it makes more sense than spending a gorillian pounds and inviting people you've barely spoken too in years to a party.
>> No. 61579 YubYub
14th September 2018
Friday 5:32 pm
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>>61571
>LIKE IN TURKEY
Our wedding traditions are great. There's the bit where all the guests pin money to the bride's dress so she is covered in notes. And there's the bit where the groom dances with a clay pot filled with sweets, eventually smashing it on the ground for all the children to come and gather up.

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>> No. 61576 Samefag
13th September 2018
Thursday 9:55 pm
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>> No. 61511 Billbob
9th September 2018
Sunday 6:36 pm
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>Britain's first gender-fluid family are preparing for total transformation as both parents are set to have gender reassignment operations. Louise and Nikki Draven, who are parents to five-year-old Star Cloud, are planning to undergo the surgery and be in their 'ideal bodies' by the time their son is ten.

>The couple from Middlesborough - whose son is free to play with any toys he likes and paint his nails at home - said they worry 'like all parents do.' Star is being raised as gender neutral - with his parents focusing on raising a 'person' not a 'boy' - is said to have a 'five-year-old's understanding' of the families situation.

>Although describing Star as well-adjusted Charlie did say he has started asking questions. 'Recently he asked why I had to wear a swimsuit at the pool and not trunks like other daddies. I tell Star mummy is going to a special doctor who will take away her ducky, which is Star's word for penis.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6147827/Britains-gender-fluid-family-prepare-total-transformation.html

U fuckin wot?
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>> No. 61552 R4GE
11th September 2018
Tuesday 1:00 am
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>>61532
You'd be wrong. I'm a child of "interesting" parents and a resting actor though I do no blame my parents. Just swings and round abouts. Dickhead.
>> No. 61553 Samefag
11th September 2018
Tuesday 2:28 am
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>>61552
What did the swings and roundabouts do to you?
>> No. 61554 Samefag
11th September 2018
Tuesday 2:55 am
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>>61553

they gave him the booze, then they took it away and gave him a hangover
>> No. 61555 Samefag
11th September 2018
Tuesday 3:30 am
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>>61554
Kids today have no fucking patience.
>> No. 61570 R4GE
13th September 2018
Thursday 12:00 pm
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>>61551

If you have to ask, you probably shouldn't be allowed to breed either

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>> No. 61536 Searchfag
10th September 2018
Monday 1:06 am
61536 BREAKING NEWS
RICO IS IN LONDON
REPEAT, RICO IS IN LONDON

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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>> No. 61558 Crabkiller
11th September 2018
Tuesday 10:31 pm
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Be honest, he's not some newsreading messiah. He's just the guy from Singapore with an American accent.
>> No. 61559 Paedofag
11th September 2018
Tuesday 11:02 pm
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>> No. 61561 Anonymous
12th September 2018
Wednesday 6:49 am
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>>61559
This lad got the reference!
>> No. 61562 YubYub
12th September 2018
Wednesday 8:16 am
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>>61561
Well done to him. It was quite ban obscure one too, one that only a true badass would understand.
>> No. 61563 Searchfag
12th September 2018
Wednesday 10:03 am
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>>61561>>61562
I didn't, actually, I just thought he'd done it by mistake.

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>> No. 61556 Ambulancelad
11th September 2018
Tuesday 11:07 am
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Post pictures of iq IRL

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>> No. 61440 R4GE
6th September 2018
Thursday 1:22 pm
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>> No. 61540 YubYub
10th September 2018
Monday 7:59 am
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>>61539

One of the little shits bit me and it wouldn't stop bleeding for half an hour. I was afraid I'd have to go to A&E and tell them I'd been bitten by a hamster.
>> No. 61541 Searchfag
10th September 2018
Monday 8:01 am
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>>61480

His two brothers died within two weeks of each other. We thought he'd go soon after. That was over a year ago. He's pretty old now though so we think he won't last much longer. Also, we don't want to keep getting guinea pigs to keep other guinea pigs company otherwise we'll always have guinea pigs, and we can't really give them all the attention and space they deserve.
>> No. 61542 Crabkiller
10th September 2018
Monday 8:04 am
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>>61539

Why are chickens mean though? My parents' neighbours had chickens which would just wander about all over the place and never cause problems. They all got wiped out by a virus apart from one which hung out with the grouse thereafter and thought it was one.
>> No. 61544 Samefag
10th September 2018
Monday 8:06 am
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>>61541

I SEEM TO REMEMBER HEARING OF CAT OWNERS ARRANGING "PLAYDATE" TYPE SITUATIONS.
>> No. 61545 Paedofag
10th September 2018
Monday 10:16 am
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>>61542
Pack mentality.

I have a friend who lives on a farm and they said if any of the chickens are injured or ill then they must be separated from the rest or they will kill it. A pigeon managed to get in the chicken coop once; they pecked off all of its feathers and were slowly torturing it.

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>> No. 61223 Are Moaty
8th August 2018
Wednesday 8:23 pm
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>If you tell me that the burka is oppressive, then I am with you. If you say that it is weird and bullying to expect women to cover their faces, then I totally agree – and I would add that I can find no scriptural authority for the practice in the northern lights. I would go further and say that it is absolutely ridiculous that people should choose to go around looking like letter boxes; and I thoroughly dislike any attempt by any – invariably male – government to encourage such demonstrations of “modesty”, notably the extraordinary exhortations of President Ramzan Kadyrov of Chechnya, who has told the men of his country to splat their women with paintballs if they fail to cover their heads.

>If a constituent came to my MP’s surgery with her face obscured, I should feel fully entitled – like Jack Straw – to ask her to remove it so that I could talk to her properly. If a female student turned up at school or at a university lecture looking like a bank robber then ditto: those in authority should be allowed to converse openly with those that they are being asked to instruct. As for individual businesses or branches of government – they should of course be able to enforce a dress code that enables their employees to interact with customers; and that means human beings must be able to see each other’s faces and read their expressions. It’s how we work.

>All that seems to me to be sensible. But such restrictions are not quite the same as telling a free-born adult woman what she may or may not wear, in a public place, when she is simply minding her own business.

>I am against a total ban because it is inevitably construed – rightly or wrongly – as being intended to make some point about Shamanism. If you go for a total ban, you play into the hands of those who want to politicise and dramatise the so-called clash of civilisations; and you fan the flames of grievance. You risk turning people into martyrs, and you risk a general crackdown on any public symbols of religious affiliation, and you may simply make the problem worse. Like a parent confronted by a rebellious teenager determined to wear a spike through her tongue, or a bolt through her nose, you run the risk that by your heavy-handed attempt to ban what you see as a bizarre and unattractive adornment you simply stiffen resistance.

So what's bozza meant to be apologising for? Has he actually done anything wrong or is it people pretending to be offended for political capital?
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>> No. 61529 Auntiefucker
9th September 2018
Sunday 9:51 pm
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>>61527

Fuck off with your petty whining m7. /iq/ is strictly for serious talk about serious business. That's why it's got its own special colour and font and everything.
>> No. 61530 Ambulancelad
9th September 2018
Sunday 9:52 pm
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>>61527
Do you think I care, or nah?
>> No. 61531 R4GE
9th September 2018
Sunday 10:02 pm
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>>61527
That's untrue. We had a discussion about this about four years ago and it's fine, I remember it well.
>> No. 61534 Crabkiller
9th September 2018
Sunday 11:17 pm
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>>61528
It's not really an employment tribunal if it's volunteering for the scouts is it?

Choice language, but he's got a point. It's completely impractical for someone in a niqab to try and supervise a bunch of kids in canoes.
>> No. 61535 Anonymous
9th September 2018
Sunday 11:53 pm
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>>61534
No, but it still costs them money all the same. That sort of money basically says "here's your money back, now drop it before it costs us both even more". In a case like this, if you're awarded costs, you don't get everything. You get somewhere between half and two-thirds depending on what things you're claiming, what court you're in, what judge hears your case and the closing price of small haddock in Peterhead on a Wednesday. You can reclaim every penny spent if and only if the other side have been a complete shower of cunts.

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