And yet if I asked a 21-year-old girl to cover me in her piss and shit, I would be the weird one.

>>71349
The Mail tracked down her dad, who said she dropped out of uni in order to be a full-time eco warrior. No mention of how she's being funded.

Anyway, it appears she did it to promote a zoom meeting that end uk private jets had organised. I wonder if it was as much of a car crash as this was:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89w8y5aSCqk

Looks like a ridiculous amount of roZzers were sent out to arrest her.

Fucking hell lads watch this.

https://twitter.com/cold957/status/1576689288770899970

She is a full blown mentalist.

>>71364

The Sacrifice For Survival lot are "controversial", although what they're actually doing is fairly tame compared to say, Wynn Bruce in April this year.

>>71366
I'm fairly certain kids know how to set their arm on fire with lighter fluid without actually hurting themselves, but that's evidently beyond the capabilities of maddie budd.

>>71352
I'd probably pull that face too after several weeks with constant diarrhoea like she has clearly just been through.

>>71356
It's an actual memorial

>>71354
Despite this place being slow as fuck it happens a fair bit. Someone makes a post about something then a day or so later someone else posts about the same thing because they couldn't be arsed spending literally 10 seconds on /*/ to see if it's already been brought up.

>>71361
It was posted within some other thread I think. Does your magical 10 seconds include checking every thread as well?

>>71362
Considering you wouldn't need to open the thread as the words "maddie budd" and "IF I ASKED A 21-YEAR-OLD GIRL TO COVER ME IN HER PISS AND SHIT" were both clearly visible on /*/ at the time this thread was made, no.

Carol's currently making posts promoting sun cream. I wonder how much she costs.

I am saging and hiding this thread.

>>71306
Those tits are ridiculous

>>71307

But definitely not fake, she hasn't had any work done, honest!

Walls!

>A woman accused of pinning her online date down and forcing him to have sex has been cleared by a jury after telling them she is too ‘lazy’ to stay on top.

>Imogen Brooke, 31, was said to have yanked her alleged victim onto his back and straddled him when they got into bed at her flat in Southampton. The port city’s crown court heard she weighed 24 stone at the time and was ‘quite a lot bigger and stronger than him and he couldn’t move her’. She was also accused of giving the man a love bite that ‘looked like he had been strangled’, telling him during the alleged attack: ‘You may be saying no but your dick is saying yes.’

>She told the jury she never would have got into the position the complainant described because she was too self-conscious. Brooke said: ‘I’m not comfortable with my body, because I’m bigger than most people.
I’m a big girl and I’m not confident of my weight, or any part of my body.’

>The college student recalled: ‘I let Lexi my dog out, put some onion rings on and put the TV on because that’s what I usually do – and because I like food, especially when I’ve drunk. ‘We sat on the bed, and we were kissing and that’s when the love-bite happened.’

>She told the court that after they kissed, she went to check on the food, during which time her alleged victim fell asleep. Brooke continued: ‘After kissing, I went and sorted the onion rings out – I would’ve checked if there were cooked or needed a bit longer and put mayonnaise on the plate. I ate them all to myself because he was asleep.’

>Defending, Audrey Archer asked whether she had tugged at the man’s arm to get him to lie on his back in the lead up to the alleged assault. She replied: ‘No, I’m not Superwoman.’

>Asked whether she had sat astride the complainant for 15 minutes like he alleged, she said: ‘No, 15 minutes on top, I wouldn’t – I’m very lazy. I had no sex on top for any duration.’ Of the love bite, she told the court she couldn’t have done that ‘because I can’t multitask’.

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>>71333
Pleading incompetence is an unusual strategy but it seems to have worked for her.

>>71334
People tend to think poorly of the obese and this played into their hands.

In fairness it does sound like a typical case of regretting it in the morning and crying rape. Let it never again be said that I am a sexist for saying that about lasses.

>>71333

I think I understand why birds like 50 shades of grey.

I'm not proud about getting a semi from reading the proceedings of a rape trial, but at least it was an acquittal.

>>71325
I thought I was seeing things. Were a lot of comments deleted?

>>71326
The whole bloody thing has gone now. I specifically asked you both not to get the thread deleted till I'd had a chance to learn who some of these bellends are. I certainly shan't be searching for them myself.

>>71326
It was just a bunch of

"It's shit."
"No it's not! You're shit"

Tedium.

>>71325
God, that image makes me shudder.

>>71329
She's just so fit. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of her with a normal looking male though.

>>71318
What has your mum been up to now?

I love how they pronounce the letter R in Albanian. It sounds like English, while most other European languages pronounce R very differently, either rolling it like in Dutch or Spanish, or choking it like in German or French.

Anyway, I don't really like the idea that these women presumably announced the death of the Queen a couple of weeks ago:

It's been over an hour and it's still here. You're a filthy liar.

Just go for a walk, and everything will be just fine.

>>71304

Just don't take a wong wrong turn.

Did Kieth and Luke the Nuke finally bum each other?

>>71294
Why would they want to do that? They literally risked getting run over by a boat in the busiest shipping lane in the world to escape the French. Who can blame them? I wouldn't with the French upon my worst enemy.

>>71296
When you put it that way maybe you've got a point - I should soften my heart a little. But if they've travelled through the Netherlands and passed up on that then my sympathy has evaporated.

>>71297
Yeah, if you've willingly left a great sex industry and legal weed, there's no helping you.

>>71295

Nah, you'd have to be a top lad to think that Rwanda is like France. If the lack of rioting didn't give it away, eventually you'd catch on to the shortage of Congolese and Algerians.

I think given all the organised crime in the Netherlands it's probably a horrible place to be a down and out migrant.

>>71251
The 1101 is just an arbitrary order but 6 is 00110110 in binary.

>>71252
Close enough. I am sold. 666 in Arabic, and Engl... Arabic, and Binary.

>>71251
1101 is binary for the notoriously unlucky number 13. That's spooky too. Sage because I've been away for a week and this site doesn't load overseas, so you're all about to get a shedload of saged replies to every conversation you've both had since Monday.

>>71260
Did you at least go somewhere nice and get a hooker?

>>71261
Not especially, but I did have a genuinely wonderful time. My parents worked for the EU and still live in Belgium, where I was born and raised. Usually, they come to England for my dad's birthday, and I go to visit them in Somerset where my dad grew up. As a family, the only holidays we ever go on are visits to where someone else grew up. It used to be visiting grandparents, but they're all dead now and we still do it. Anyway, my dad has come down with some moderate illness and I'd already booked the week off work, so I went to visit them in Belgium instead since he was in hospital.

Private, or insurance-funded, healthcare is very different from the NHS. My dad seems basically fine (he's getting a pacemaker fitted) but they put him in the intensive care department just to make sure he wouldn't die for a few days, and he's been chilling out there. The only horror stories are the hospital food. Whatever else you do in life, I strongly recommend you be rich. It looks fantastic.

>>71258
It's a no from me.

I really can't get over the fact that Darius was married to known woman Natasha Henstridge. He really comes across as someone who wouldn't be interested in Natasha Henstridge, the woman. My gaydar must be overactive.

>>71203

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-62184978

>Major incident declared in London as fires burn

let's burn down all the thermometers so this never happens again

>>71209

Oh THINK about it you fucking idiot, raising the temperature is exactly what they want from us.

You've got to show them who's boss and stick them in the fridge and get those numbers down. Use the freezer if you have to, but there's no need to go from 60 - 0 celsius straight away.

lol wut?

>>71256
When the Sun appears, hail!