Op is a ledge and this thread must never die.

Pilot Vorderman

>>62837

You're doing god's work, son.

>>62837

She's an honorary Group Captain no less. Probably the best Group Captain since Ian 'Chunky' Gilmore.

>>62837

There's something about the airwoman's uniform that does it for me, I'm not sure why. Possibly all of my grandad and his friend's stories about waafs.

>>62825
If you talk the talk but don't walk the walk then I'm going to call you a coward forevermore. If you can't get a story about this place in the press by the end of the month then you have failed.

>>62831

Why do I get a horrible feeling I'll be seeing this comment again as the press blame it for encouraging "the atrocity"

>>62831>>62832
I'm telling the world about the crabs, and none of yous can stop me.

>>62834
The crab killing happened so long ago that you'd probably have to re-enact it to provide tangible proof.

>>62834
I'm not sure how telling the world you've got crabs is supposed to reflect on us, m7.

>>62817

Probably multiple factors. The judge in the video states that he was not found to have any mental health problems, but to me the fact that someone is capable of a murder without feeling regret is in itself a dysfunctional state of mind.

It could also just be plain ignorance and callousness. People generally, but especially young people (moreso males), can be senselessly violent. It may really be a case of not being fully emotionally aware of what he's done. You can't force someone to value human life.

>>62821
I'm aware of that, but psycho teenagers usually at least go around glassing people outside Spoons at 2 am or get a bit stabby with other teenagers. Kidnapping, assaulting and murdering a 6 year-old girl is on a completely different level though, to me at least it presents something far more pathological than your typical callous teenage bastard.

>>62827
Yes, that's why your use of the term 'psycho' is flippant. A true psychopath is more than just someone quick to anger.

>>62828
Where do you think we are right now?

>>62829

At Brendan Fraser's funeral?

It's the younger, asian version of Topsy from king of the hill.

>>62801

It'll be exactly like real custard cream filling, but with a bit more oil/fat in it to make it spreadable.

Custard cream filling is literally just sugar and fat blended together, with some favouring. It's probably quite nice, like eating icing.

>>62804
I am interested in understanding the appeal of eating icing.

Also, could anyone experienced in enjoying buttercream and the gritty stuff on top of carrot cakes please enlighten me as to the reasons for their existence.

>>62813

It's carbs and fat combined, the two things our cavemen brains crave more than anything, and reward us for eating it with huge hits of dopamine. It's not that difficult to understand.

>>62814
But the pathway to pleasure is more easily obtained via more pleasurable textures and accessible methods.

You can get yer liver to metabolise your own cannabinoids by gorging on chocolate, or opioids by swigging some habanero tabasco, for example.

You can't even get cuffed for it!

>>62802
>blueberry muffin flavour milk

That sounds amazing. Is it a nice bluey-marpley colour? I'd love to be disappointed by that.

Don't want to sound like 'that guy', but what has she actually done wrong?

>>62807
Not made it easy to find any trace of her jubblies on the internet.

>>62805
Thanks, now I'm clued up on all the latest far-right workout hashtags, this is exactly how I wanted to spend my Friday.

>>62807
She was a member of National Action and personally involved in their recruitment. NA are a prescribed organisation who advocate militant daft woggery in the UK.

Of course, it's all just banter and memes, so they're not really a thread, *wink wink* *nudge nudge*.

>>62805
>straight edge

Close the thread, we're done here.

>>62809

Is the organisation still a threat if they are indirectly advocating the genocide of countless zygotes? [5 marks]

>>62734

I'm fully convinced that the 'bait' women that talk dirty to the paedos are the most sinister part of the whole operation. They spend all day having cyber sex with weirdos, I bet they're diddling themselves constantly while doing it. They all look the type. And then the blokes just clearly love wielding the hard cock of street justice. If anything the paedos are the least offensive part, particularly because all they've actually been doing is flirting with a 45 year old wifey.

>>62736
Just exactly like this one, in fact. The manager of a kids nursery, was in the news last week.

>>62736>>62737
It just wouldn't be Britfa.gs without reverting to woman bashing.

>>62733

This kind of mob outrage is at best just plain stupidity.

Some percentage of the population are carpet-baggers to some degree. It's probably somewhere in the region of 2%, but it could be as high as 10% depending on your definition. Most of those people will never diddle kids and will keep their carpet-baggery predilections secret. Not everyone who diddles kids is a carpet-bagger and we don't really know why some carpet-baggers diddle kids and some don't.

We could just execute anyone convicted of diddling kids, but that's a hugely high-risk option, because then kiddy fiddlers have nothing to lose. If you abduct a kid, you might as well kill them, because you'll get strung up either way. If you've been diddling your niece, you might as well kill her if it looks like she might grass you up. The death penalty might be a marginally stronger deterrent, but it's not as if we're soft on kiddy fiddlers at the moment but it doesn't seem to stop them. Same goes for locking them up and throwing away the key.

You can persecute convicted carpet-baggers, but that just drives them underground. If you're living in a tent under a bridge as a social outcast, you've got very little left to lose and so very little reason to keep your nose clean. If you chase them out of town, they'll just move to somewhere they won't be recognised.

If everyone knows that there's a carpet-bagger living at number 32, he poses very little risk to anyone. The whole community will be keeping an eye on him, everyone's kids will have been warned to keep away, the old bill will be round if he so much as glances at a school bus. If he has a job and a home and some semblance of a social life, then he has reasons to keep his nose clean. It doesn't make intuitive sense, but the best way to reduce the risk posed by carpet-baggers is to integrate them into the community to the greatest extent possible.

>>62739
You seem to have given this some thought, paedolad.

>>62706
I bet it's those fucking clangers. They're always up to shit.

>>62707
If anyone needs more proof that the Moon has a dark side you only have to remember it's connection to the BBC in the 1970s.

>>62702
I think that's how Dead Space 3 ends, except monsters did it instead of gravity.

Deffo nothing dodgy going on on the Far Side of the Moon, lads

It's also striking how many of the shots in the video look like old paintings.

>>62701

DRAMATIC SCENES IN LOOKING LIKE PAINTINGS OF DRAMATIC SCENES SHOCKER

>>62704
There are lots of dramatic scenes that look nothing like paintings.

>>62705

There are lots of paintings that look nothing like dramatic scenes too. So I guess we'll just sit here in silence.

>>62708

Yeah but the paintings that look nothing like dramatic scenes look nothing like the dramatic scenes that look nothing like dramatic scenes.

>>62664
China controls parts of Kashmir so I think they might.

>>62666
Indian Randy quaid.

>>62666
I like that all this very serious news is revolving around a man with such a silly moustache, it's like something out of Father Ted or the IT Crowd without the transphobic undertones.

>>62677

It looks like he's been worked over right good too, but everyone's still just laughing at his tash. War is hell

>>62678

The Times of India reported that a mob of locals kicked his head in; the Laplanderstani military may have saved his life.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/pilot-swallowed-papers-fired-in-air-before-capture/articleshow/68210256.cms

>>62670
https://www.newssniffer.co.uk/articles/1745620/diff/0/4

Not really buying it. Who the fuck knows who was justice secretary six years ago? Referring to the year instead serves to contextualise the changes and their timeline far more effectively.

>>62671
Did grayling and may used to shag?

>>62672
Why not mention both grayling and the year they started?

>>62673
I think Grayling might have tried to shag her, but being so incompetent he got his cock stuck in her ear.

>>62673
How do you square your conspiracy theory with the BBC's decision to write and prominently feature a story on nothing but Grayling's "record of mishaps and mistakes"?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47419505

>>62675
Deflecting the blame from the government solely onto failing grayling.

>>62649
Exactly.

Nissan and now honda are shutting plants in Britain and moving production to Japan thanks to the fucking EU signing up to a free trade agreement with the fucking Nips so that they can make the cars over there and not have to worry about import tariffs when they bring them over here.

>>62650
Bloody free trade, eh?

>>62645
I think it was a significant factor that Ed kept having awkward photographs taken of him that the press were able to exploit.

>>62652
He was just a second-rate Michael Gove in that respect.

>>62651
I know, right. Moggy is right to push for WTO terms.