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>> No. 62741 R4GE
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:21 pm
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Vorderman from the front.
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>> No. 62826 Moralfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 10:47 am
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Op is a ledge and this thread must never die.
>> No. 62837 Searchfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 8:59 pm
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Pilot Vorderman
>> No. 62838 Billbob
23rd March 2019
Saturday 9:07 pm
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You're doing god's work, son.
>> No. 62840 YubYub
24th March 2019
Sunday 1:49 am
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She's an honorary Group Captain no less. Probably the best Group Captain since Ian 'Chunky' Gilmore.
>> No. 62841 Ambulancelad
24th March 2019
Sunday 6:43 am
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There's something about the airwoman's uniform that does it for me, I'm not sure why. Possibly all of my grandad and his friend's stories about waafs.

>> No. 59246 YubYub
3rd January 2018
Wednesday 7:40 pm
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>A homeless man who stole a purse and a phone from victims of the Manchester Arena attack has admitted theft.

>Chris Parker, 33, was initially dubbed a hero after claiming he comforted a seriously injured girl. CCTV footage played to Manchester Crown Court showed him wandering between stricken victims. He kept returning to injured Pauline Healey, whose granddaughter lay dying nearby, before leaning over her and taking her handbag to steal her purse.


I don't get why bleeding heart do-gooders bleat on about the homeless. They're all scratters who are on the streets through choice, usually because they choose not to stay in a hostel as they know they wouldn't be allowed to do drugs there.
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>> No. 62831 YubYub
23rd March 2019
Saturday 6:48 pm
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If you talk the talk but don't walk the walk then I'm going to call you a coward forevermore. If you can't get a story about this place in the press by the end of the month then you have failed.
>> No. 62832 Billbob
23rd March 2019
Saturday 7:22 pm
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Why do I get a horrible feeling I'll be seeing this comment again as the press blame it for encouraging "the atrocity"
>> No. 62834 Ambulancelad
23rd March 2019
Saturday 8:31 pm
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I'm telling the world about the crabs, and none of yous can stop me.
>> No. 62835 R4GE
23rd March 2019
Saturday 8:39 pm
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The crab killing happened so long ago that you'd probably have to re-enact it to provide tangible proof.
>> No. 62839 YubYub
23rd March 2019
Saturday 10:20 pm
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I'm not sure how telling the world you've got crabs is supposed to reflect on us, m7.

>> No. 62789 Samefag
22nd March 2019
Friday 11:21 am
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Seriously, what's going to happen to him in prison?
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>> No. 62821 Are Moaty
23rd March 2019
Saturday 8:33 am
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Probably multiple factors. The judge in the video states that he was not found to have any mental health problems, but to me the fact that someone is capable of a murder without feeling regret is in itself a dysfunctional state of mind.

It could also just be plain ignorance and callousness. People generally, but especially young people (moreso males), can be senselessly violent. It may really be a case of not being fully emotionally aware of what he's done. You can't force someone to value human life.
>> No. 62827 Searchfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 10:51 am
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I'm aware of that, but psycho teenagers usually at least go around glassing people outside Spoons at 2 am or get a bit stabby with other teenagers. Kidnapping, assaulting and murdering a 6 year-old girl is on a completely different level though, to me at least it presents something far more pathological than your typical callous teenage bastard.
>> No. 62828 YubYub
23rd March 2019
Saturday 11:34 am
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Yes, that's why your use of the term 'psycho' is flippant. A true psychopath is more than just someone quick to anger.
>> No. 62829 R4GE
23rd March 2019
Saturday 11:51 am
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Where do you think we are right now?
>> No. 62833 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 7:23 pm
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At Brendan Fraser's funeral?

>> No. 62830 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 3:57 pm
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>> No. 62836 YubYub
23rd March 2019
Saturday 8:41 pm
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It's the younger, asian version of Topsy from king of the hill.

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>> No. 62795 Samefag
22nd March 2019
Friday 5:09 pm
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>Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
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>> No. 62804 Samefag
22nd March 2019
Friday 7:30 pm
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It'll be exactly like real custard cream filling, but with a bit more oil/fat in it to make it spreadable.

Custard cream filling is literally just sugar and fat blended together, with some favouring. It's probably quite nice, like eating icing.
>> No. 62813 Billbob
23rd March 2019
Saturday 12:44 am
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I am interested in understanding the appeal of eating icing.

Also, could anyone experienced in enjoying buttercream and the gritty stuff on top of carrot cakes please enlighten me as to the reasons for their existence.
>> No. 62814 Moralfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 1:16 am
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It's carbs and fat combined, the two things our cavemen brains crave more than anything, and reward us for eating it with huge hits of dopamine. It's not that difficult to understand.
>> No. 62815 Searchfag
23rd March 2019
Saturday 1:32 am
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But the pathway to pleasure is more easily obtained via more pleasurable textures and accessible methods.

You can get yer liver to metabolise your own cannabinoids by gorging on chocolate, or opioids by swigging some habanero tabasco, for example.

You can't even get cuffed for it!
>> No. 62816 Anonymous
23rd March 2019
Saturday 2:25 am
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>blueberry muffin flavour milk

That sounds amazing. Is it a nice bluey-marpley colour? I'd love to be disappointed by that.

>> No. 62754 Ambulancelad
20th March 2019
Wednesday 10:47 pm
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>A neo-Nazi terror suspect entered a "Miss Hitler" beauty contest in a bid to attract new members to a far-right extremist group, a court has heard. Alice Cutter is alleged to have won the competition organised by National Action after taking on the nickname Buchenwald Princess in reference to the Nazi death camp.


To be fair, I'd have voted for her. I'd preserve the future of the white race with her, IYKWIM.
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>> No. 62807 Samefag
22nd March 2019
Friday 10:15 pm
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Don't want to sound like 'that guy', but what has she actually done wrong?
>> No. 62808 Billbob
22nd March 2019
Friday 10:21 pm
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Not made it easy to find any trace of her jubblies on the internet.
>> No. 62809 Auntiefucker
22nd March 2019
Friday 10:37 pm
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Thanks, now I'm clued up on all the latest far-right workout hashtags, this is exactly how I wanted to spend my Friday.

She was a member of National Action and personally involved in their recruitment. NA are a prescribed organisation who advocate militant daft woggery in the UK.

Of course, it's all just banter and memes, so they're not really a thread, *wink wink* *nudge nudge*.
>> No. 62810 Crabkiller
22nd March 2019
Friday 10:44 pm
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>straight edge

Close the thread, we're done here.
>> No. 62812 YubYub
22nd March 2019
Friday 10:55 pm
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Is the organisation still a threat if they are indirectly advocating the genocide of countless zygotes? [5 marks]

>> No. 62714 Billbob
14th March 2019
Thursday 7:56 pm
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There's a paedo about
Get him out

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>> No. 62736 Samefag
16th March 2019
Saturday 7:40 pm
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I'm fully convinced that the 'bait' women that talk dirty to the paedos are the most sinister part of the whole operation. They spend all day having cyber sex with weirdos, I bet they're diddling themselves constantly while doing it. They all look the type. And then the blokes just clearly love wielding the hard cock of street justice. If anything the paedos are the least offensive part, particularly because all they've actually been doing is flirting with a 45 year old wifey.
>> No. 62737 YubYub
16th March 2019
Saturday 8:25 pm
62737 Alison Whateley
Just exactly like this one, in fact. The manager of a kids nursery, was in the news last week.
>> No. 62738 Are Moaty
16th March 2019
Saturday 8:39 pm
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It just wouldn't be Britfa.gs without reverting to woman bashing.
>> No. 62739 Moralfag
16th March 2019
Saturday 8:50 pm
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This kind of mob outrage is at best just plain stupidity.

Some percentage of the population are carpet-baggers to some degree. It's probably somewhere in the region of 2%, but it could be as high as 10% depending on your definition. Most of those people will never diddle kids and will keep their carpet-baggery predilections secret. Not everyone who diddles kids is a carpet-bagger and we don't really know why some carpet-baggers diddle kids and some don't.

We could just execute anyone convicted of diddling kids, but that's a hugely high-risk option, because then kiddy fiddlers have nothing to lose. If you abduct a kid, you might as well kill them, because you'll get strung up either way. If you've been diddling your niece, you might as well kill her if it looks like she might grass you up. The death penalty might be a marginally stronger deterrent, but it's not as if we're soft on kiddy fiddlers at the moment but it doesn't seem to stop them. Same goes for locking them up and throwing away the key.

You can persecute convicted carpet-baggers, but that just drives them underground. If you're living in a tent under a bridge as a social outcast, you've got very little left to lose and so very little reason to keep your nose clean. If you chase them out of town, they'll just move to somewhere they won't be recognised.

If everyone knows that there's a carpet-bagger living at number 32, he poses very little risk to anyone. The whole community will be keeping an eye on him, everyone's kids will have been warned to keep away, the old bill will be round if he so much as glances at a school bus. If he has a job and a home and some semblance of a social life, then he has reasons to keep his nose clean. It doesn't make intuitive sense, but the best way to reduce the risk posed by carpet-baggers is to integrate them into the community to the greatest extent possible.
>> No. 62740 Samefag
16th March 2019
Saturday 8:58 pm
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You seem to have given this some thought, paedolad.

>> No. 62702 Samefag
11th March 2019
Monday 7:12 pm
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If gravity is real then why hasn't the moon crashed into the earth yet?
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>> No. 62709 Paedofag
11th March 2019
Monday 9:56 pm
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I bet it's those fucking clangers. They're always up to shit.
>> No. 62711 Paedofag
11th March 2019
Monday 10:10 pm
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If anyone needs more proof that the Moon has a dark side you only have to remember it's connection to the BBC in the 1970s.
>> No. 62712 Anonymous
11th March 2019
Monday 10:46 pm
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I think that's how Dead Space 3 ends, except monsters did it instead of gravity.
>> No. 62713 Crabkiller
13th March 2019
Wednesday 7:00 pm
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Deffo nothing dodgy going on on the Far Side of the Moon, lads
>> No. 62719 Paedofag
16th March 2019
Saturday 12:08 am
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>> No. 62681 Anonymous
9th March 2019
Saturday 7:21 pm
62681 Atherstone ball game


Good grief.
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>> No. 62701 Crabkiller
11th March 2019
Monday 12:07 pm
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It's also striking how many of the shots in the video look like old paintings.
>> No. 62704 R4GE
11th March 2019
Monday 8:28 pm
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>> No. 62705 Ambulancelad
11th March 2019
Monday 8:34 pm
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There are lots of dramatic scenes that look nothing like paintings.
>> No. 62708 Paedofag
11th March 2019
Monday 9:55 pm
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There are lots of paintings that look nothing like dramatic scenes too. So I guess we'll just sit here in silence.
>> No. 62710 Are Moaty
11th March 2019
Monday 10:05 pm
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Yeah but the paintings that look nothing like dramatic scenes look nothing like the dramatic scenes that look nothing like dramatic scenes.

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>> No. 62680 Auntiefucker
7th March 2019
Thursday 8:38 am
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>> No. 62656 YubYub
27th February 2019
Wednesday 6:40 pm
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Now I like India and I like laplanderstan, but which is better? There's only one way to find out....

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>> No. 62667 Auntiefucker
28th February 2019
Thursday 8:21 pm
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China controls parts of Kashmir so I think they might.
>> No. 62668 Ambulancelad
28th February 2019
Thursday 9:05 pm
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Indian Randy quaid.
>> No. 62677 Billbob
1st March 2019
Friday 11:18 pm
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I like that all this very serious news is revolving around a man with such a silly moustache, it's like something out of Father Ted or the IT Crowd without the transphobic undertones.
>> No. 62678 Samefag
2nd March 2019
Saturday 7:03 am
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It looks like he's been worked over right good too, but everyone's still just laughing at his tash. War is hell
>> No. 62679 Billbob
2nd March 2019
Saturday 11:36 am
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The Times of India reported that a mob of locals kicked his head in; the Laplanderstani military may have saved his life.


>> No. 62370 Auntiefucker
3rd January 2019
Thursday 6:39 pm
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Seaborne Freight's the name.

Copying our terms & conditions from a takeaway website and winning multi-million pound shipping contracts whilst having no ships because we donate to the Tory party's the game.
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>> No. 62672 YubYub
1st March 2019
Friday 12:51 pm
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Not really buying it. Who the fuck knows who was justice secretary six years ago? Referring to the year instead serves to contextualise the changes and their timeline far more effectively.
>> No. 62673 Auntiefucker
1st March 2019
Friday 12:56 pm
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Did grayling and may used to shag?

Why not mention both grayling and the year they started?
>> No. 62674 Paedofag
1st March 2019
Friday 1:02 pm
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I think Grayling might have tried to shag her, but being so incompetent he got his cock stuck in her ear.
>> No. 62675 Auntiefucker
1st March 2019
Friday 2:50 pm
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How do you square your conspiracy theory with the BBC's decision to write and prominently feature a story on nothing but Grayling's "record of mishaps and mistakes"?

>> No. 62676 Ambulancelad
1st March 2019
Friday 3:01 pm
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Deflecting the blame from the government solely onto failing grayling.

>> No. 62655 YubYub
26th February 2019
Tuesday 8:40 pm
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Yer mam shops at nettos.

>> No. 62640 Anonymous
18th February 2019
Monday 7:41 pm
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"There's a special place in hell, for people who piss in my ice cream."
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>> No. 62650 Paedofag
19th February 2019
Tuesday 6:01 pm
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Nissan and now honda are shutting plants in Britain and moving production to Japan thanks to the fucking EU signing up to a free trade agreement with the fucking Nips so that they can make the cars over there and not have to worry about import tariffs when they bring them over here.
>> No. 62651 Auntiefucker
19th February 2019
Tuesday 6:20 pm
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Bloody free trade, eh?
>> No. 62652 Ambulancelad
19th February 2019
Tuesday 6:31 pm
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I think it was a significant factor that Ed kept having awkward photographs taken of him that the press were able to exploit.
>> No. 62653 Moralfag
19th February 2019
Tuesday 6:55 pm
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He was just a second-rate Michael Gove in that respect.
>> No. 62654 Anonymous
19th February 2019
Tuesday 7:02 pm
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I know, right. Moggy is right to push for WTO terms.

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