>>69063
>aimed to "stir up a race war", through a Twitter account
Dumbest thing I've ever read.

>>69064

I dunno, Trump nearly managed it.

>>69065

U WOT M7

>>69063
>DYMOCK WAS ALSO FOUND GUILTY OF STIRRING UP RACIAL HATRED AND HATRED BASED ON SEXUAL ORIENTATION

Can we just ban twitter then?

>>69068
>CAN WE JUST BAN TWITTER THEN?

It's an internet thing run by a man called Jack, he's very left wing and uses his platform to manipulate speech alongside people that run the big computers. His aim like most communist billionaires is to make people stupid then obey. Just give twitter to Elon Musk.

Begone, frag it

>>69052
Wouldn't you put the metal shoes under the spokes, though, rather than between them? Surely that's where the wheels are most likely to get damaged.

>>69054
I don't think they were ever practical.

Very disturbing legs Vorderman.

vorderman fanny

>>69062

sit on my face voderman

>>69056

Is it though, or is it a deepfake of a dog?

>>69057

The depth-of-field looks convincingly real.

>>69036
She's not wrong though, BLM as long as it's outside the palace. Harry wearing a nazi outfit would presumably mark him as a hypocrite. Not sure what Meghan's done other than be generally annoying.

It just seems a bit weird. Imagine if a 18 year old Royal got pictured in that dashing regalia today, they'd be absolutely eviscerated. While I do remember the press having a field day with that, it was more of a 'We all know it's not that serious but it looks bad so let's ham it up', whereas now it'd be taken as an admission that one has a Zyklon-B button in the shower. So I'd say she's justified in her assessment.

>>69056>>69057>>69058
I saw it on Twitter. I think the post said the dog was on benzos after an operation. I am not qualified to prove its veracity one way or another.

>>69050
What a magnificent beast! I say, have you knotted it yet?

>>69011

ARSE BANDIT!

Turd burglar.

>>69013

Tank-topped bumboy!

>>69014
yellow-bellied popinjay

>>69015
Fart-knocker

I saved it until working hours for the thrill of this post being grounds for immediate dismissal.

>>69027
The first time I heard of Cameo was a girlfriend showing me that Ice T had wished her a happy birthday. Only he pronounced her name wrong. This wasn't a £20 lark but instead his fee currently sits at £377.50.

I just don't know sometimes. Maybe I should just be a gigantic twat on youtube and retire the next day to a mansion made of shiny Pokémon cards.

>>69026
I think it's £75 for a 30-second message from Nidge El Fridge. I paid £25 for a snooker message from competing website Memmo, and the target really enjoyed it. It's certainly a laugh unless you look too closely at some of the worse celebrities, begging you to pay their bills for them and offering to do literally anything for £50. That's undeniably depressing. Almost as depressing as when someone off Love Island thinks they're worth £800.

>>69030
What do you reckon, is £75 too much to have a go at trolling Nige getting him to say some pro-EU stuff. maybe if the three of us put in £25 each

>>69032
We should get him to read out some gs memes. He'd definitely be in favour of a fisherman's breakfast.

>>69030

Anyone you see on the telly has always been a whore who will just do or say anything for money. You just haven't realised it until now.

You think superhero movies and sci fi movies are great because you see the finished product. Imagine the dumb shit you have to do and say on a half built bright green set to a man wearing a gimp suit covered in ping pong balls who you have been reliable assured is a triple headed xanax from the noggydon cluster. Anyone who had dignity would presume the whole thing to be a prank and refuse. Those are your heroes your heroes are whores.

>>68988 it's a loaded term.

>>68984
Back in the day we were taken over by rabid Harry Potter fanfic writers.

I get it lads. It's pronounced 'pause' in an American accent. It's for septics. We aren't the target market because we don't have any problems with mobile phone addiction in our youth.

Achievement unlocked: Give each member of your family at least one beefy load during sunday lunch

I'll wean your kiddies off computer games by gamifying everything else they do in the house.

Nice one.

https://captainplanet.fandom.com/wiki/Duke_Nukem

Apparently Duke Nukem was a character on Captain Planet. I don't remember the character's names from watching it in the early 1990's.

We got Duke Nukem 3D in about 1996 and I've had no idea until now.

SHAKE IT BABY

He's pretty fucking cocky for a protagonist from a dead franchise.

The rozzers have dropped the rape case against francois.

https://twitter.com/JAHeale/status/1337874312762707969

>>67691
I am genuinely disappointed - would have been an excellent end to the year.

Fuckin l

>>68973
If someone's parents call them "Robert Roberts" what else could you expect of them.

>>68973
Imagine being a gay twentysomething Conservative activist, and being told, "Nope; you're still too alluring." It would be like Bruce Willis winning Hair of the Year.

>>68839

This sounds like a repetition of the thesis of a book called 'From Time Immemorial' by Joan Peters, which was popular on its release in part because it worked in service to justify what's happening in Palestine.

This was back in the 1980s, so the book was basically discredited by the time it reached UK reviewers and scholars. Then Defence Secretary Ian Gilmour pointed out that it essentially ignores Arab sources in his London Review of Books article. It was even dismissed by an Israeli historian as a "forgery".

A lot of the actual work in exposing the fraud was done by Norman Finkelstein, and this is just one of the reasons he's now unpopular in American intellectual circles (which are often quite firmly pro-Israel).

I personally haven't read the book nor the ample criticism, and have only heard of the argument through my study of Chomsky. He talks about it here in an excerpt from his book, 'Understanding Power': https://chomsky.info/power01/

>>68839
Whereas I suppose every Israeli is indigenous.

>>68841
Seppos innit, to be taken with a pinch of salt. People who claim to be Irish because their great-great-grandad once drunk a pint of Guinness.

>>68816
Forged any new marriage certificates, George?

>>68825
>ISRAELIS HAVE NO GOOD REASON TO BE THERE IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE

Well, surely most of them were born there these days and those before migrated under British law.

We need to trick them into getting killed.

>>68959
We need our top men looking into this.

That's what happens when you don't hire De La Rue.

>>68958
They're made in France, what did you expect?

The new passports are made with special colour-changing covers. The more patriotic you are, the bluer the cover is. I'd explain more but I refuse to speak to traitors.

They'll shaft you every time.

>>68951

Shouldn't film students be better at making films? I suppose it depends how far into the course they are.

>>68952
I suppose so, but then would you let a student dentist in your mouth?

>>68953
Depends how fit they are.

Hold on a minute. Isn't one of these lesbians the same lesbian from this old /x/ thread?

>>>/x/33433

>>68953
isn't that one of the only ways to get reasonably priced dentistry in this country?

>>68942
>There’s a white car and a black car who are best friends and love to race. Chase, the black car, is a better car racer than his best friend, white car Ace.

Come on, this has to be satire.

>>68948
Try this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWPMJwHrWFU

>>68931
>I'M MORE INTELLIGENT THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON

Fucking hell.

>>68955
Rmemebr where you are.

>>68956
That's what makes it so unlikely!