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>> No. 69588 Paedofag
24th September 2021
Friday 9:18 pm
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How's the panic buying going, lads?
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>> No. 69655 Anonymous
26th September 2021
Sunday 8:11 pm
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>>69653

https://auto.howstuffworks.com/fuel-efficiency/fuel-consumption/gas-pump-full-tank.htm

>Near the tip of the nozzle is a small hole, and a small pipe leads back from the hole into the handle. Suction is applied to this pipe using a Venturi. When the tank is not full, air is being drawn through the hole by the vacuum, and the air flows easily. When gasoline in the tank rises high enough to block the hole, a mechanical linkage in the handle senses the change in suction and flips the nozzle off.
>> No. 69656 Moralfag
26th September 2021
Sunday 8:44 pm
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>>69655

That little tidbit made my day, I fucking love mechanical systems.
>> No. 69657 YubYub
26th September 2021
Sunday 9:21 pm
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>>69656
DID YOU CATCH THIS GEM?

>> No. 69658 Samefag
26th September 2021
Sunday 9:30 pm
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>>69655

I wonder how informed about this the average forecourt worker is. Could a band of environmentalists shut down a petrol station for a considerable amount of time with just a few tiny balls of blu-tac or tape? (or whatever wouldn't quickly be melted by the residual petrol)
>> No. 69659 R4GE
26th September 2021
Sunday 9:30 pm
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>>69657

I very much enjoyed this, also. much appreciated.

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>> No. 69586 YubYub
23rd September 2021
Thursday 5:29 am
69586 Unluckiest Lad of the Year
https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-man-poos-out-of-penis-and-ejaculates-from-bum-due-to-rare-condition-20210922
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>> No. 69587 Paedofag
23rd September 2021
Thursday 12:08 pm
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>> No. 69577 Billbob
14th September 2021
Tuesday 2:48 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC__o1UxDl8

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>> No. 69568 R4GE
12th September 2021
Sunday 10:59 pm
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wtf is a melon professor?
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>> No. 69573 Searchfag
13th September 2021
Monday 10:50 pm
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Most likely, it refers to Carnegie Mellon University.
>> No. 69574 YubYub
13th September 2021
Monday 10:56 pm
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>>69573
Almost. It refers to Andrew W Mellon, of the Mellon family whose institute merged with Carnegie's to form Carnegie Mellon University.
>> No. 69575 Billbob
13th September 2021
Monday 11:02 pm
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>>69574

Or that. I was not aware of Carnegie Mellon's history. But as we have now established, Ibrahim isn't a botanist.
>> No. 69576 Billbob
13th September 2021
Monday 11:48 pm
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>>69575
Pomologist.
>> No. 69578 Moralfag
14th September 2021
Tuesday 10:17 am
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It clearly says "mellon", not 'melon'. He's saying "friend professor".

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>> No. 69558 Auntiefucker
9th September 2021
Thursday 1:01 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlIaTYteQrY
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>> No. 69562 YubYub
9th September 2021
Thursday 5:50 pm
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>>69561
Didn't say anything about telling you what not to do though.
>> No. 69563 Ambulancelad
9th September 2021
Thursday 7:41 pm
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SHE WANTS TO GET THAT FACE RASH LOOKED AT. LOOKS WELL RANK.
>> No. 69564 Samefag
9th September 2021
Thursday 8:37 pm
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>Do not drink tea, the English drink
>If you must drink tea, do not share it with others at a cost of several pence a time
Typical Scots.
>> No. 69565 YubYub
9th September 2021
Thursday 8:46 pm
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How did she get Slimer's ectoplasm all around her mouth?
>> No. 69566 Are Moaty
9th September 2021
Thursday 9:58 pm
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Preferred her earlier work.

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>> No. 62741 R4GE
19th March 2019
Tuesday 3:21 pm
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Vorderman from the front.
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>> No. 69549 Moralfag
3rd September 2021
Friday 10:09 am
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Vorderman off to some awards show.
>> No. 69555 Auntiefucker
4th September 2021
Saturday 12:39 pm
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Vorderman with a travel mug.
>> No. 69556 R4GE
4th September 2021
Saturday 12:40 pm
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Vorderman and her big bazungas.
>> No. 69559 Anonymous
9th September 2021
Thursday 1:15 pm
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Bedhead Vorderman.
>> No. 69560 Moralfag
9th September 2021
Thursday 1:15 pm
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Vorderboat.

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>> No. 69557 Moralfag
6th September 2021
Monday 7:58 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXy1Zn75WnQ

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>> No. 62754 Ambulancelad
20th March 2019
Wednesday 10:47 pm
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>A neo-Nazi terror suspect entered a "Miss Hitler" beauty contest in a bid to attract new members to a far-right extremist group, a court has heard. Alice Cutter is alleged to have won the competition organised by National Action after taking on the nickname Buchenwald Princess in reference to the Nazi death camp.

https://www.halifaxcourier.co.uk/news/crime/halifax-neo-nazi-terror-suspect-won-miss-hitler-beauty-contest-court-told-1-9662061

To be fair, I'd have voted for her. I'd preserve the future of the white race with her, IYKWIM.
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>> No. 69546 Are Moaty
3rd September 2021
Friday 1:58 am
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>>69542

I think the natural variation from fanny to fanny outweighs the deviation of smoking and non-smoking on the same fanny.

in a controlled double blind test, I don't think you could reliably tell smoker fanny from non-smoker fanny.
>> No. 69547 Paedofag
3rd September 2021
Friday 7:13 am
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>>69546
I bet you'd be able to whiff smoke before you even tasted anything.
>> No. 69552 Auntiefucker
3rd September 2021
Friday 12:07 pm
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>>69544
My piss smells and tastes distinct when I smoke regularly.
>> No. 69553 Searchfag
3rd September 2021
Friday 12:46 pm
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>>69542
I went down on a chain smoking woman, and her fanny wasn't particularly unpleasant. Kissing was another matter, like kissing an ash tray. Luckily I was also a smoker at this time, and had no issue with the taste of stale fags.
>> No. 69554 Paedofag
3rd September 2021
Friday 3:06 pm
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>>69553
Guess she didn't either.

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>> No. 69550 Billbob
3rd September 2021
Friday 11:13 am
69550 dogs and buses
Does anyone else get the feeling that smaller buses are more aggressive and their drivers angry? Relative to a double decker where the drivers are always friendly or at least don't give a shit.
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>> No. 69551 Paedofag
3rd September 2021
Friday 11:23 am
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>>69550
There is something very doleful about a double-decker. If they were a dog, they wouldn't bark but just lick you to death.

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>> No. 69313 Paedofag
8th August 2021
Sunday 12:25 am
69313 Geronimo must die
I think he should be put out of his misery.
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>> No. 69521 YubYub
2nd September 2021
Thursday 12:47 am
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>>69520
Anotherlad here, but yeah, even 10 years leaves a huge culture gap between people nowadays, I'm in my mid 30s and have yet to come across a lass in their 20s who isn't over some sort of issue, and more importantly, has the same sort of cultural relations or framework that I grew up with. After dating and a couple of shags, there's nothing in common left. Makes me wonder about all these guys in their 60s who go get a Thai bride who rinse them of their money, apart from the occasional shag, what do they get? You wouldn't be able to chat with them about the Bay City Rollers being fucked over by their boss, or pit closures, or freddos being a marker for inflation.
>> No. 69522 Samefag
2nd September 2021
Thursday 12:48 am
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>>69521
Addendum

Fucking alpaca cunt evading justice for 4 years. Should've capped the twat immediately. No sympathy.
>> No. 69523 Anonymous
2nd September 2021
Thursday 4:18 am
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>>69521

>even 10 years leaves a huge culture gap between people nowadays

Play up to it. For young women with absent fathers, going out with a man who has a vinyl collection and knows how to do woodwork is basically a protracted roleplay scenario. Pretending to be young and cool looks completely pathetic, but being mature and self-assured goes down a treat.
>> No. 69527 Samefag
2nd September 2021
Thursday 11:24 am
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>>69521
>HAVE YET TO COME ACROSS A LASS IN THEIR 20S WHO ISN'T OVER SOME SORT OF ISSUE

There is a whole industry around telling people in their 20's that they have some sort of issue. Learning to ignore it is part of the challenge of being an adult.
>> No. 69530 Auntiefucker
2nd September 2021
Thursday 12:17 pm
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>>69523

You're not wrong, in that women seek out older men usually for their maturity, for the fact that they have their shit together, and that they are just a lot more secure in their own personality. And, well, let's not kid ourselves, also a bit because as a middle-aged man, you tend to be more financially stable than in your 20s. A crippling divorce that will leave some men almost penniless notwithstanding.

What I can say about life in your 40s is that you have come to accept yourself, and you no longer try to be somebody just to fit in or please people around you. You feel like you are what you are, and whoever doesn't like it can go sod themselves.

On the other hand, being 40 and trying to act 25 is just sad, and it also isn't what a certain kind of woman who is into older blokes is looking for. They don't want a manchild who refuses to grow up. And why shag a 40 year old who is pretending to be 25, when you can shag an actual strapping 25-year-old lad in the first place. That isn't to say that some residual youthfulness at 40 won't go a long way. If you are 40 and you are fat, bald, grey and just worn out by life, then trying to get the attention of 25 year olds will be a losing proposition. But if you keep in good nick, watch your weight and get your exercise, then that's definitely a plus.

I'm still not sure I would go that route. Ten or fifteen years age difference, as >>69521 lad said, means there is going to be a huge cultural gap between you, and I am not sure how you would bridge it. It's not just that a 25 year old will have no concept of your favourite Britpop bands from back in the day. The whole way of thinking is bound to be vastly different in ways you can't even imagine while casually fantasizing about bonking a younglass.

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>> No. 69474 Searchfag
31st August 2021
Tuesday 9:06 pm
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Is it normal to have bloody snot and crusty chunks of bloody bogies come out of one's nose for about 3 days after doing copious amounts of cocaine? Asking for a friend.

Also, said friend tells me that cocaine is a rather overrated drug.
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>> No. 69477 Anonymous
31st August 2021
Tuesday 9:52 pm
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>>69474
It is normal, and you're right. It is the most over-rated drug. It's useful for two things - if you're feeling very drunk, a quick line and you get right back to normal, secondly, it makes everyone talk, particularly women.
>> No. 69480 YubYub
31st August 2021
Tuesday 10:25 pm
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>>69477

I USED TO THINK COKE WAS OVER-RATED TOO, BUT THEN I REALISED THAT AS YOU GET OLDER, THOSE TWO SPECIFIC QUALITIES ARE EXACTLY WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT IT. I HAVE NOTICED THAT PEOPLE TEND TO GET MUCH MORE INTROVERTED AND RESERVED AS THEY AGE, NOT TO MENTION YOUR TOLERANCE FOR LONG DRINKING SESSIONS STARTS TO WANE, SO WHAT WAS ONCE OVER-RATED BECOMES A LEGITIMATE WONDER DRUG.

FOR ONLY £60 AND THE MORAL WEIGHT OF KNOWING YOU'RE A DIRTY DRUG PUSHER, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR GROUP OF MID-30S WORK MATES OUT, PASS A BAG AROUND, AND SHOW THEM THE KIND OF NIGHT OUT THEY HAVEN'T HAD SINCE THEIR FIRST YEAR OF UNI.

I LOVE DRUGS ME.

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>> No. 69342 Billbob
10th August 2021
Tuesday 10:37 pm
69342 THINGS FROM THE INTERNET
I feel like a trip down memory lane. Post things you remember from the internet of long ago.



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>> No. 69445 Anonymous
28th August 2021
Saturday 6:50 pm
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>> No. 69449 Paedofag
28th August 2021
Saturday 9:51 pm
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>>69444

Are you basing that on the fact he used to be called Fagottron or something else?
>> No. 69450 R4GE
28th August 2021
Saturday 10:24 pm
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>>69440
It's to have a good time.
>> No. 69451 Crabkiller
29th August 2021
Sunday 2:14 am
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>>69449
> I’m going to be totally straight up with you… I came up with Fagottron because I’ve always had a very thorough dislike of homosexuals

Yes, basically. He's undeniably in terms of his musical ability, but I don't think I'd ever want to meet the guy.
>> No. 69452 Searchfag
29th August 2021
Sunday 3:59 am
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>>69451

I don't know anything about this bloke other than these videos that have been posted, but if his music is mostly based on sampling fucking disney princesses, then I think he doth protest too much.

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>> No. 69372 Crabkiller
24th August 2021
Tuesday 12:20 am
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Environmentalist chebs.
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>> No. 69435 Moralfag
28th August 2021
Saturday 8:59 am
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>> No. 69438 Auntiefucker
28th August 2021
Saturday 1:06 pm
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>>69435
He's checking for weapons. You never know where these naked ladies might be hiding them.
>> No. 69446 R4GE
28th August 2021
Saturday 7:05 pm
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SHE'S TOP TIER VIRTUE SIGNAL
BEATS THAT HAIRY FANNIED BREXIT MENTALIST THOUGH
>> No. 69447 Paedofag
28th August 2021
Saturday 7:05 pm
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>>69434
Why has she got a sticker on her smallpox scar?
>> No. 69448 YubYub
28th August 2021
Saturday 7:07 pm
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>>69447

Dunno. Can't imagine she's vain or anything.

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>> No. 69332 Auntiefucker
10th August 2021
Tuesday 12:27 pm
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Will we ever escape the clapping or is it here to stay in one form or another?
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>> No. 69334 YubYub
10th August 2021
Tuesday 12:40 pm
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I don't think there is any point now that we are not all necessarily on our doorsteps at the same time due to not being confined to our homes.
>> No. 69335 Searchfag
10th August 2021
Tuesday 2:20 pm
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>>69333
It's dormant, but it's like a volcano ready to erupt.
>> No. 69336 YubYub
10th August 2021
Tuesday 8:24 pm
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>>69335
This comment being immediately above the vorderthread on /*/ is very fitting.
>> No. 69337 Ambulancelad
10th August 2021
Tuesday 9:33 pm
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I'll clap when Boris is gone.
>> No. 69338 Auntiefucker
10th August 2021
Tuesday 9:42 pm
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>>69332
I never did like the "clap for carers" thing. Covid is bad enough but now they're supposed to deal with gonorrhoea as well?

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