Well, they were right about the wages.

One of the worst things about the housing crisis is that even when you get on the property ladder your home is still ugly and likely sitting on a Barratt housing development. I can practically hear the A-road through the image.

Maybe if Herman had pulled his finger out and made a Directive on affordable housing instead of how bendy my banana is we wouldn't have left.

>>71143
Not if you work in the public sector it's fucking not.

Haha, yes, I remember the 70s. Offal and jam sandwiches, dad dressing up as a gollywog for crimbo and no women in pubs, them were the days.

They might want to be careful with that reference.

Bloody Labour MPs, joining the strikes. Bloody other Labour MPs, not joining the strikes. Why can't they oppose / not oppose the strikes?

>>71135
If one (1) opinion forms in Keir Starmer's head it could destabalise his positronic matrix and kill him in seconds.

He's only gone on TV naming James connelly as his political hero, the fucking idiot.

The right wing press will have a field day with that. What is it with British lefties constantly giving their opponents open goals?

Well it's not a person, so no. Not that I don't think even a confused border terrier wouldn't make a better PM than our present one, but I don't want to give the Tories the race to the bottom they so desperately want.

Yes.

Democracy is an over-idealised dead end, and we would be better off ruled by technocratic management software programmed to allocate resources and maintain infrastructure based on deep learning algorithms designed to predictively model the best net outcomes for all people, independent of ideological motivations, regardless of social class, race or gender.

Some people might not like it, but fuck them, but we can send them to live in Australia or something where they can have all the twitter arguments they want and enjoy living under shite incompetent human governments who don't do anything, while the rest of us transcend to a higher plane of unity and scientific advancement.

AI is shit too. We should just alternate between governments. Let them take it in turns. They won't implement foolish populist bollocks because they don't need to win votes, and they won't turn massively corrupt because they will spend half the time in opposition. And because they know they will win the next "election" each time, they can plan what to do when they are in power.

We could even have a method like the Conservative Party has for its MPs now, where everyone submits letters asking for the other party to take over, and if more than a certain percentage of the country does so, then the changeover happens earlier. But that might be democracy then and all my brilliant plans would be ruined.

I wish Raab would follow Dorries' lead and whore himself on a competitive TV show. The Krauts already have a template that won't require much translation: Schlag den Raab. It might take fewer than six episodes to find out if he's actually good at anything except being a fucking mong though.

>>71126
The older I get the more in favour I am of sortition. Which, I will add, is what Athenians originally meant by democracy given all candidates are equal as opposed to the corrupt oligarchy that arises with voting.

Give us a driving interest in making every citizen aware of and capable of participating in the system, officials with real skin in the game of what happens to the rest of the population. Or at the very least the candidates we deserve who will hang all the paedophiles, make the anniversary of Dianna's death a national holiday and have political pundits turn to reading entrails to divine the future makeup of government.

Look how many of them are doctors and nurses. That requires a bit of training at least.

>>71103
Yet none of them will do non-penetrative surgery.

>>71093
What do you mean "instead of" hipsters? Are people not still hating on hipsters?

>>71094
I don't think hipsters exist anymore. They're certainly not bête noire du jour.

Woke snowflakes.

Either evangelist christian korean youtuber people, non-binary people, or people who hate those people, depending on who you fraternise with.

>>71096
>>71097

Almost. The truth is they are exactly the same people.

if you scratch the paint and look just under the surface of the average pronoun snowflake, you will find it's just plain hipster underneath. being a hipster was about being cooler than everyone else and staying ahead of the curve in your circle of urban, gentrified, pretend bohemian mates. it was an arms race to see who could grow the silliest moustache or wear the tackiest jumper.

same goes for being a vegan pansexual demi-spirit genderfluid relationship anarchist with a feeld profile. it's a highly advanced form, barely recognisable, but the dna is 100% pure hipster.

>>71083

I wouldn't expect any different from that mucky Dutch lot.

Nobody has mentioned yet that the statue also has three arms. Perhaps that was the real message all along.

>>71088
Two and a half.

>>71084
Despite posting myself, I'm not actually involved in this discussion and was merely trying to effect more shit-hurling by pointing out the existence of the statue to the person who was saying OP was trolled to tears.

Have fun figuring out that third arm.

>>71091
If the statue was as good bait in its original context, the troll account wouldn't have had to recontextualise it. QED.The third arm is because the person is merged with another.

>>71074
> an extreme media luvvie
Mate you have a "favourite royal" you don't get to criticise anyone for appearing in the media. Your preference for bumholes to vaginas doesn't seem relevant either.

>>71075
Sorry, Meghan. You also give your kids stupid names.

>>71074
>luvvie
>favourite royal
>sjw
Tosser spotted.

>>71076

Giving the general impression you're envious of her marriage to Harry.

>>71074

Remember that time he dressed up as a Nazi for that party?

so does she.

>>71048
That's one of the most well-known "fun facts" on the entire Internet. But from the germs angle: you never heard about Romans with asthma, did you? Perhaps it's a good thing to give yourself the occasional spruce with a stranger's faeces.

>>71047

>IT'S ALWAYS SO OBVIOUS WHEN ONE NEWBIE DECIDES HE'S GOING TO START CHATTING ON AND ON ABOUT THE SAME SHITE

did ambulancelad survive?
Am I getting a hefty love and cherishloadz?
i saw the chair years ago
purpz is boris johnson

>>71048
Going by the picture they apparently made water flow uphill though.

>>71052

>GOING BY THE PICTURE THEY APPARENTLY MADE WATER FLOW UPHILL THOUGH.

Are you a blackm7 because that'ts the type of logic and voodoo that blacks believe in.

>>71049


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y-yH_Qyipc

Walk your fucking dog. Take care of your dog, deal with its needs. Like a hamster wheel a running cage can work, but if you cannot build one yourself... learn to handle your dog!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlVBeuzRQxM

the electric ones should be fucking banned

I thought forgiveness could only be given if one repents?

>>71025
He does repent. Prince Andrew has to sit with a doddery old lady all day who sits on a throne that will never be his. Also, he can't go out committing statutory rapes on the reg any more. He is almost certainly incredibly remorseful.

Church Of England is a joke. So are the kiddy fiddling idolaters in the Vatican. Only weird evangelical churches that play Christian rock while shunning gays are what the REAL Jesus Christ would sanction.

>>71029
Yeah but do they havt funny hats with fishes on and a pimping stick with a wolf(?) trying to rim a goat?

>>70928
I guess we'll just have to refer to the bloke that got arrested in Russia as just "Bankrupt" from now on.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61373057

>>70931
He's reclaiming the slur. He's clearly very passionate about the men's rights movement, just as everyone always suspected.

Also, I know we assume this is another Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe moment, but didn't Bald & Bankrupt do a gang rape or something once?

>>70932
If even the Russians are calling it "illegal acts" you know it's something serious.

What about slaphead? Is that also discrimination?

>>70934

Yes. Also "where's the other Mitchell brother?", "Fuckin' 'ell, it's Right Said Fred" and singing anything from Rocky Horror.

I'm pretty sure this video is now a hate crime:

>High Street chemists have run out of some hay-fever drugs, as a UK industry-wide shortage hits supplies. Stocks of chlorphenamine maleate, the active ingredient in brands such as Piriton, are limited, Boots says. Pollen counts will remain medium to high across much of the UK this week, the Met Office says.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-61377521

I hope neither of you were planning on going outside anytime soon.

>>70923

>I hope neither of you were planning on going outside anytime soon.

No, no, that's the real people world. We can't be out there!

>>70923
Sounds like a perfect opportunity to start selling my hippie remedies made from whatever I have in my kitchen. Hayfever got you down? Just half a pint of my patented horseradish sauce, cumin and fenugreek powder, for the low low price of just £19.99, and I guarantee you will see see results of some sort.

>>70923
Might be a good thing if people with hay-fever die out. Survival of the fittest.

>>70923

Only effects about 1/5 of Hay-fever meds apparently. Any of the types which don't make you drowsy are dandy.

>>70915
How do I count numbers without counting numbers?

Try counting up from 0 instead, see what happens.

zero doesn't exist, it was invented by eskimos.

Zero is a weird number to say. It's not only two-syllables for a single digit number but when it combines with other numbers it makes a -ty and -dred sound. I don't like zero, it reminds me of myself.

>>70919
Numbers are just wierd. It's like calling someone wearing glasses a speccy four eyes cunt. They've only got two eyes tho.