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>> No. 68970 YubYub
24th May 2021
Monday 11:54 pm
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>> No. 68958 Crabkiller
21st May 2021
Friday 9:28 pm
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My new passport arrived today and it's not blue, it's black.
At best it's a very very very dark blue.

It's also as flimsy as fuck compared to the old one, the covers way thinner and the pages are like tissue.

And the artwork on the stamp pages is naff, just a load of geometric squiggles.
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>> No. 68960 Are Moaty
21st May 2021
Friday 9:59 pm
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>>68959
We need our top men looking into this.
>> No. 68961 Auntiefucker
21st May 2021
Friday 11:08 pm
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That's what happens when you don't hire De La Rue.
>> No. 68962 Auntiefucker
21st May 2021
Friday 11:36 pm
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>>68958
They're made in France, what did you expect?
>> No. 68963 Paedofag
22nd May 2021
Saturday 1:53 am
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The new passports are made with special colour-changing covers. The more patriotic you are, the bluer the cover is. I'd explain more but I refuse to speak to traitors.
>> No. 68966 Samefag
22nd May 2021
Saturday 9:25 am
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They'll shaft you every time.

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>> No. 68922 Billbob
21st May 2021
Friday 1:05 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAapqOyfe1o
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>> No. 68952 YubYub
21st May 2021
Friday 3:06 pm
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>>68951

Shouldn't film students be better at making films? I suppose it depends how far into the course they are.
>> No. 68953 YubYub
21st May 2021
Friday 3:29 pm
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>>68952
I suppose so, but then would you let a student dentist in your mouth?
>> No. 68954 Auntiefucker
21st May 2021
Friday 3:30 pm
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>>68953
Depends how fit they are.
>> No. 68964 Anonymous
22nd May 2021
Saturday 2:38 am
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Hold on a minute. Isn't one of these lesbians the same lesbian from this old /x/ thread?

>>>/x/33433
>> No. 68965 R4GE
22nd May 2021
Saturday 5:48 am
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>>68953
isn't that one of the only ways to get reasonably priced dentistry in this country?

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>> No. 68902 Anonymous
20th May 2021
Thursday 3:27 pm
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Do five year olds need to be read books on white privilege?

https://www.booktrust.org.uk/books-and-reading/have-some-fun/competitions/race-cars-win-this-picture-book-that-explains-white-privilege-and-dolphin rape-to-young-children/
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>> No. 68949 YubYub
21st May 2021
Friday 1:20 pm
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>>68942
>There’s a white car and a black car who are best friends and love to race. Chase, the black car, is a better car racer than his best friend, white car Ace.

Come on, this has to be satire.
>> No. 68950 Auntiefucker
21st May 2021
Friday 1:24 pm
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>>68948
Try this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWPMJwHrWFU
>> No. 68955 Paedofag
21st May 2021
Friday 8:22 pm
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>>68931
>I'M MORE INTELLIGENT THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON

Fucking hell.
>> No. 68956 Anonymous
21st May 2021
Friday 8:23 pm
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>>68955
Rmemebr where you are.
>> No. 68957 Auntiefucker
21st May 2021
Friday 9:13 pm
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>>68956
That's what makes it so unlikely!

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>> No. 68802 Anonymous
18th May 2021
Tuesday 12:23 pm
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I've thought of an idea for a TV show.

Bargain cunt. Two teams race off around various red light districts around the country and see who can buy the most number of sex acts for £200. I'd have to fine tune the details but there would be a scoring system that would be affected by things such as how many teeth the prostitute has.
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>> No. 68907 Are Moaty
20th May 2021
Thursday 4:18 pm
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>>68901
Always wondered about 'The Dark Destroyer'. Is there a Guardian opinion article on this?
>> No. 68908 Moralfag
20th May 2021
Thursday 4:40 pm
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>>68907
He's called that because he's black. Black people have dark skin, hence 'Dark Destroyer'.
>> No. 68914 Searchfag
20th May 2021
Thursday 5:48 pm
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>>68908
He's called that because he's got a large knob. Black people have large knobs. Hence 'Dark Destroyer'.
>> No. 68915 Auntiefucker
20th May 2021
Thursday 5:50 pm
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>>68914
I bet being black and having a small knob is worse than being white and having a small knob.
>> No. 68918 YubYub
20th May 2021
Thursday 6:29 pm
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>>68914
>>68915

Don't make me post the penis size study again lads. the bbc is a racialist myth.

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>> No. 68772 YubYub
15th May 2021
Saturday 1:03 pm
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I could have sworn it was "catch the pigeon" but apparently it's "stop that pigeon". Someone is playing tricks on me.
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>> No. 68777 Samefag
15th May 2021
Saturday 3:25 pm
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>>68775
I dare not check youtube since their latest terms amendment. One of you, venture forth!
>> No. 68784 Samefag
16th May 2021
Sunday 7:53 pm
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Everything is unfolding exactly according the the principles delineated by Yuri Bezmenov in the 80s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9TviIuXPSE
>> No. 68785 Auntiefucker
17th May 2021
Monday 12:19 am
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>>68784

I got about half way through that hoping for a nugget of insight but the dude was clearly struggling with a lot of personal prejudices and dressing it up as received wisdom to pay the rent.
>> No. 68786 YubYub
17th May 2021
Monday 12:45 am
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>>68784

NOBODY IS IN CHARGE AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ANYTHING. THE WORLD HAS BECOME TOO COMPLICATED FOR ANYONE TO PURPOSEFULLY INFLUENCE; ANY ACTION IS AN INFINITE CHAIN OF BUTTERFLY EFFECTS WITH COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE LONG-TERM CONSEQUENCES.

CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE JUST FAIRY TALES FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF CHAOS. QANON-ESQUE CONSPIRACIES ARE THE MIRROR IMAGE OF THE STRONGMAN COMPLEX; BETTER THAT A BASTARD IS IN CHARGE THAN NO-ONE IS IN CHARGE.

WE TELL OURSELVES STORIES ABOUT CAUSE-AND-EFFECT, BUT WE'RE LIKE DOGS BARKING AT THE POSTMAN. THE DOG DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE POSTMAN CAME OR WHY HE GOES AWAY, BUT BARKING SEEMS TO WORK EVERY TIME.
>> No. 68787 Searchfag
17th May 2021
Monday 1:53 am
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>>68784
Bezmenov has never passed the smell test for me: He's always presented as having these universal principles of subversion, but he was a relatively low ranking guy (I'm sure I've seen it claimed he was basically just the Soviet version of an RT journalist) in India.
Even if you assume he was mid-ranking and fully informed of the techniques for subverting 70s-80s India, the idea that any of those techniques (except trivial shit like "play opposing groups against each other!" that even your mum knows) applied to then-contemporary western societies, let alone modern extremely-online ones, stretches credulity beyond breaking point.

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>> No. 68778 Auntiefucker
15th May 2021
Saturday 9:55 pm
68778 https://twitter.com/bmay/status/1391178794875199489
it's 2021 and we still can't post webms
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>> No. 68779 YubYub
15th May 2021
Saturday 10:03 pm
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This is why I support the vote for 16 year olds. People say "well they won't know what they're voting for, they aren't informed", but I've spoken to more middle aged morons than I want to think about who didn't know their arse from a parliament.
>> No. 68780 Billbob
15th May 2021
Saturday 10:21 pm
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>>68779
We've already had this thread and uncovered that he was exactly right in these opinions for the context of Hartlepool's local politics. Something he is able to talk about as he's not only more informed but also is a real person from the area.

I think it's only right that you now reverse your opinion given young people have, yet again, run their mouths on issues they can't be bothered to understand. Votes for 30 year olds I say. And set a land ownership requirement to disenfranchise the South East of England.
>> No. 68781 Anonymous
15th May 2021
Saturday 11:24 pm
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>>68780

6/10
>> No. 68782 Crabkiller
15th May 2021
Saturday 11:28 pm
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>>68780
What does that have to do with the MP then?
>> No. 68783 YubYub
16th May 2021
Sunday 1:07 pm
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>>68782

If they can't even be arsed to run your town properly then why would you reward them with your vote for national power?

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>> No. 68758 Crabkiller
11th May 2021
Tuesday 11:11 pm
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pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting

open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work

open the door

yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre

sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)

put up my feet on the IKEA table

whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty

perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
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>> No. 68759 Crabkiller
12th May 2021
Wednesday 12:02 am
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>SEND A CHEEKY SNAP TO SMITHSTER AND DEANO
Is he sending it to himself, or are they both called Deano? Wouldn't Smithster get confused knowing two Deanos? Surely they would at least need to distinguish themselves with adjectives. Fat Deano and Gay Deano, for example.
>> No. 68760 Ambulancelad
12th May 2021
Wednesday 2:10 am
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Nonsense, millennial girls don't make you dinner, even from a Jamie Oliver recipe.

God why did I dump the only one that could cook, what was I thinking.
>> No. 68761 Are Moaty
12th May 2021
Wednesday 12:07 pm
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>>68758
This is copypasta straight from brit/pol/.
>> No. 68762 Billbob
12th May 2021
Wednesday 1:03 pm
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>>68761

No shit.

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>> No. 68743 Anonymous
7th May 2021
Friday 9:11 pm
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I bummed a fox and I liked it. I sucked on his cherry chapstick
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>> No. 68749 YubYub
9th May 2021
Sunday 3:31 pm
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>>68748
Why did they put so much effort into making a cartoon lioness genuinely sexy? #notfurlad
>> No. 68750 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 7:27 pm
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>>68749
We've had this conversation a few times and it always seems to be on /iq/. I think Disney probably invented furries.
>> No. 68751 Are Moaty
9th May 2021
Sunday 7:33 pm
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>>68750
I'm not comfortable discussing Chip 'n' Dale: Rescue Rangers on the human-women board. It feels like a step too far.
>> No. 68752 Samefag
9th May 2021
Sunday 9:25 pm
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>>68743
He probably needed a bit of TLC after polling below that YouTuber, you did a good thing.
>> No. 68757 Billbob
10th May 2021
Monday 7:28 pm
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>>68752
Poor fella even finished behind the Lib Dems.

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>> No. 68715 Searchfag
2nd May 2021
Sunday 11:25 pm
68715 no blondi
it is wrong, gas the ching chongs

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>> No. 68723 R4GE
3rd May 2021
Monday 7:28 am
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>>68715

I'm surprised the explosion wasn't large enough to take out the camera man. Does China just not have any health and safety, or is it just a large enough country you can find someone on an industrial scale who just doesn't give a fuck.
>> No. 68727 R4GE
3rd May 2021
Monday 1:48 pm
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>>68723
Chinese government/society simply doesn't place value on individual lives beyond their value as a worker.
The arguments there for implementing higher safety standards come down to a matter of financial costs vs demand for rapid growth and industrial output.
>> No. 68728 Paedofag
3rd May 2021
Monday 3:19 pm
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>>68727

The thing is it extends well beyond the industrial. They will poison baby formula with toxic plastics if they think they can get away with it. It seems like a mega corporation hellscape that operates on not being the person holding the hot potato when the music stops.
>> No. 68729 Are Moaty
3rd May 2021
Monday 5:49 pm
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Sometimes when I'm feeling misanthropic I wonder if this is just supply and demand in action. That if Britain had a billion people, we'd ignore all the safety rules too. That a lot of the things we take as coming from our good nature or different culture have always had amoral pragmatic justification as well.
Like how public health became a big issue in 1900s Britain because about half the volunteers for the Boer war were turned away on medical grounds. Not out of charity and shock at the state of the poor, but out of fear for how we'd run an empire with hardly anyone fit to be a soldier. But Britain isn't that big of a country, China is. It's not such a big deal to reject 50% of soldiers if that still leaves you with 750,000,000+ candidates, so of course you'd leave the cuddly public health interventions until later...

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>> No. 68716 Searchfag
2nd May 2021
Sunday 11:38 pm
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As an experiment, I decided to stop using the internet as a source of entertainment/boredom relief, and to only use it for very specific purposes. I've found that I now have around 14 or so hours of free time a day.

I've been doing a lot of walking, cycling, and reading, but what are some other ways to spend my time? It's almost surreal how much of a timesink the internet is, and how much of what you consume is "in one ear, out the other" ephemera.
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>> No. 68722 Paedofag
3rd May 2021
Monday 3:47 am
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>>68718

When I were a lad, we mainly just sat around on street corners looking sullen. Sometimes we'd aimlessly wander about looking for something to do, sometimes we'd persuade a bigger boy to buy us a bottle of cider, sometimes we'd just kick a can around or lob stones at something.

It's impossible to communicate the sheer intensity of pre-internet boredom to someone who has never experienced it first hand. Internet boredom is a different thing, it's a vague beige paste of mediocrity that isn't bad enough to be irritating but isn't memorable in any way. Pre-internet boredom was having literally nothing to do, a void that gnawed at you like hunger.


>> No. 68724 Billbob
3rd May 2021
Monday 9:56 am
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>>68719

Am I being thick and missing your sarcasm or are you really not familiar with TikTok?

I'm being thick aren't I
>> No. 68725 R4GE
3rd May 2021
Monday 11:37 am
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>>68724
Dunno, but I've never used? Seen? Partaken of? Sucked at the teat of? tiktok.
If you just get a stream of things, how does it tune for your tastes? Is there a 'bail out' button? I assume so, but this has to be the first major internet thing that's completely passed me by. Well, that and twitter.
>> No. 68726 Moralfag
3rd May 2021
Monday 11:41 am
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>>68724

He's describing television.
>> No. 68730 Auntiefucker
3rd May 2021
Monday 10:14 pm
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>>68716
Why the fuck are you posting this in /iq/ you utter fucking carpet-bagger case?

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>> No. 68117 YubYub
19th February 2021
Friday 9:06 pm
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Can vagine bleach penis?
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>> No. 68670 YubYub
29th April 2021
Thursday 7:04 pm
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What does a woman actually feel when she gets turned off?

I mean, a man can feel his throbbing erectuon go flaccid so is it like they can feel their clit/flaps shrink and their wetness drying up?
>> No. 68671 Ambulancelad
29th April 2021
Thursday 7:18 pm
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>>68670
> IS IT LIKE THEY CAN FEEL THEIR CLIT/FLAPS SHRINK AND THEIR WETNESS DRYING UP?

Well, yes.
>> No. 68674 Moralfag
30th April 2021
Friday 9:08 am
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On the subject of menstruation, is it true that period mood swings are more of a cultural phenomenon than a physical one? I heard that East Asian women act normal during their periods because the mind virus of "period=bad mood" never took hold over there. Perhaps women in the west just use it as an excuse to act unreasonably.
>> No. 68675 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 9:21 am
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>>68674
Chinks have weak periods because they have feeble children. Western women have heavy periods to reflect stronger birthing stock.
>> No. 68676 Billbob
30th April 2021
Friday 9:26 am
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>>68674

It's definitely made up. There's nothing inherently making a woman unstable when she's menstruating, just the fact she's likely to be in a shit mood because of the cramps and such. It's basically just an excuse to take it out on the people around them.

Western women enjoy lots of excuses to act like cunts, when you think about it. Pretty whale poacheric of us to keep on indulging it. Nobody gives me a free pass to be a knobhead if I have a headache.

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>> No. 68652 Moralfag
26th April 2021
Monday 4:48 pm
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'S club (Tina & Brad)' may be the saddest thing I've seen in quite some time.
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>> No. 68656 YubYub
26th April 2021
Monday 5:44 pm
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Weren't Tina & Brad (and also Hannah) the ones who didn't actually sing the songs? Didn't the S Club members only get paid like 20k per anum? Remember when Paul left to form a nu metal band?
>> No. 68657 Auntiefucker
26th April 2021
Monday 5:55 pm
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>>68656
Bradders and Jo were the only ones really singing on Don't Stop Movin'. No idea about their other songs.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm262cXxRrU

There's at least one song on Visions by Grimes, can't remember which one off the top of my head, that I always expect to burst into Bradley's rapping on Don't Stop Movin'.

Also, 5ive are now 3hree.
>> No. 68658 Anonymous
26th April 2021
Monday 8:26 pm
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Imagine being the legends behind Let Me Be Your Fantasy, a song that defined a generation, and getting lower billing than Blazin' Squad and two of S Club 7.

Also, where's Kelly Llorenna? She nearly always does these things.
>> No. 68660 Samefag
26th April 2021
Monday 9:04 pm
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>>68658
Blazin squad weren't even a 90s band, their first single was out late 2002.
>> No. 68661 YubYub
26th April 2021
Monday 9:14 pm
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>>68660

Bloody hell, Kenzie got ripped.

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>> No. 68659 Ambulancelad
26th April 2021
Monday 8:58 pm
68659 Taking bets on how long this will be up
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>> No. 68662 Crabkiller
27th April 2021
Tuesday 2:47 pm
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Not very long at all.

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