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>> No. 62060 R4GE
23rd November 2018
Friday 3:38 pm
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How do you do, fellow kids?

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>> No. 62061 Samefag
23rd November 2018
Friday 4:03 pm
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In today's age of science and enlightenment, surely there has to be some kind of blood test or something that gives at least a rough indication of biological age?
>> No. 62062 Searchfag
23rd November 2018
Friday 4:19 pm
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>> No. 62063 Anonymous
23rd November 2018
Friday 4:37 pm
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This isn't fair, the amount of wanking and drinking Dr Pepper I did as a teen will have aged both of these massively.
>> No. 62064 Anonymous
23rd November 2018
Friday 6:39 pm
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I'm not saying I believe that's a child but there was a lad in our high school who was a 16-year-old farmer's son and looked literally 30. In first year, one girl was 11 years old and 5'9 already and looked several years older than everyone else.
>> No. 62065 R4GE
23rd November 2018
Friday 7:19 pm
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>> No. 62066 Crabkiller
23rd November 2018
Friday 7:40 pm
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You could just, you know, look at them.
>> No. 62067 Billbob
23rd November 2018
Friday 8:02 pm
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You could cut him in half and count the rings.
>> No. 62068 Crabkiller
23rd November 2018
Friday 9:33 pm
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Apparently he's an immigrant so there's every chance he doesn't even know how old he is. If he's 30 he probably has a good idea he shouldn't be in school, but I worked with an Afghani lad who was recently told he's about five years older than he thinks he is.
>> No. 62084 Paedofag
24th November 2018
Saturday 7:40 am
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I love it when you get these sort of Chinese whispers bollocks.

>According to playground gossip, Siavash even confided to one contemporary that he was a married father of two who had decided to pose as a teenager because his academic qualifications weren’t recognised in the UK. The parent of a GCSE pupil was told the Iranian had confessed to being in his mid-20s. ‘My son asked him how old he was and he replied that he was aged 25 and married with two kids,’ she told the Daily Mail.

>‘So my son’s school now let’s [sic] in 30-year-old men,’ wrote a woman calling herself Hollie Dayinn on Facebook. ‘That’s some huge security breach. Apparently, he sits on a bench at break times close to where a group of girls hang out, just looking.’

>Desmond Newby, a 51-year-old father of two Stoke High pupils, was one of several reported to have removed their children from the school. ‘In one of the pictures I’ve seen of him, he has more of a beard than I do. I don’t want my kids there any longer until he is out.’ A third parent observed: ‘It’s not a nice thought that this man is around children and sitting with them at lunch.’

‘He started FaceTiming my friend [using an online video link], sending her messages, asking how close she lived to the school,’ said one GCSE student. She was a bit concerned because he seemed so old. He kept messaging her during the night, and in the morning he texted her saying, “Hello, how are you?” She told the maths teacher and was taken to the safeguarding teacher who looked at the messages and said there was nothing sinister about them.’

>Serious questions were also raised about the school’s handling of the case, amid claims that complaints about Siavash had been blithely dismissed by staff, who in some cases had claimed the objections were motivated by dolphin rape. ‘I went in [to] complain but I was fobbed off. They are deluded and seem more worried about how the bloke might feel,’ said a father of two girls from Stoke High. ‘I am not aware of this lad having done anything inappropriate, but it’s clearly wrong that he should be in a class with children.’

>> No. 62090 Samefag
24th November 2018
Saturday 5:22 pm
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Poor lad's clearly too shy to say he can get served. Broken Britain.
>> No. 62096 YubYub
24th November 2018
Saturday 10:54 pm
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If a bunch of twenty-somethings can convincingly play a bunch of 15 year olds on TV I suppose it isn't without the realms of possibility that it can happen for real, even if Greg Davies isn't around.
>> No. 62097 Crabkiller
24th November 2018
Saturday 11:06 pm
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You're just more willing to suspend your disbelief for films and such, but you can still get a chuckle out of elderly "teenagers".
>> No. 62098 Are Moaty
24th November 2018
Saturday 11:33 pm
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There's a reason I referenced The Inbetweeners and not fucking Grease you mong. Partly because they're supposed to be 18 in that film.
>> No. 62099 Moralfag
24th November 2018
Saturday 11:53 pm
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I've never seen the INBETWEENERS so had no idea who GREG DAVIES was.
>> No. 62100 Anonymous
25th November 2018
Sunday 12:17 am
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>> No. 62101 Are Moaty
25th November 2018
Sunday 1:00 am
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He's been in other things.
>> No. 62102 Are Moaty
25th November 2018
Sunday 1:18 am
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Let me rephrase: I last watched TV in 2008 SO HAD NO IDEA WHO GREG DAVIES WAS.
>> No. 62103 Moralfag
25th November 2018
Sunday 1:37 am
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He's done other things.
>> No. 62104 Are Moaty
25th November 2018
Sunday 1:57 am
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I LAST WATCHED TV IN 2008 and don't follow stand-up a great deal and HAD NO IDEA WHO GREG DAVIES WAS?
>> No. 62105 Crabkiller
25th November 2018
Sunday 2:35 am
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Inbetweeners was on in 2008?

Explain yourself
>> No. 62106 YubYub
25th November 2018
Sunday 4:52 am
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Wikipedia tells me it first aired on E4 on the first of may 2008. I don't remember the specific month I last watched TV nor whether I had E4. Was that on Freeview?
>> No. 62108 Billbob
25th November 2018
Sunday 6:32 pm
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I for one, do not own a television.
>> No. 62109 Samefag
25th November 2018
Sunday 6:48 pm
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Christ I'd almost forgotten this one, what a blast from the past.
>> No. 62110 YubYub
26th November 2018
Monday 6:46 pm
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I actually don't own a television and have not been watching live programming for at least 10 years.
>> No. 62111 Ambulancelad
26th November 2018
Monday 6:49 pm
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I've got an old CRT in a box I haven't looked at since 2008. Ditto for my skybox and freeview box. I have an RF modulator so reckon I could get it working. I'd have to retune everything. The digital switchover has happened in the meantime.
>> No. 62112 Anonymous
26th November 2018
Monday 8:47 pm
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I've been looking for a CRT for a while, I wanted one for playing retro games on but so does every other cunt these days so they actually cost a fair bit when you spot a good one on ebay.

I was rather salty when I found out my parents have thrown out the one I had as a lad. As well as all my fucking space marines the bastards, i knew they didn't love me
>> No. 62144 Ambulancelad
5th December 2018
Wednesday 5:48 pm
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I've got a bank of four black and white Sony monitors, only cost me a tenner

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