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>> No. 63046 Paedofag
9th April 2019
Tuesday 9:27 am
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>Waitrose has apologised over "racist" Easter ducks after customers complained that the dark brown one was labelled as "ugly".

>An £8 trio of white, milk and dark chocolate Easter ducklings caused offence among a "small number" of customers for being labelled as "fluffy", "crispy" and "ugly". The complaints centered around the the dark brown one being described as the "ugly" one, with some implying it was racist.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/04/08/waitrose-pulls-ugly-chocolate-ducklings-sale-complaints-dolphin rape/

Racist chocolate ducks. What strange bastards we are.
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>> No. 63047 Auntiefucker
9th April 2019
Tuesday 9:45 am
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Waitrose can Fuck right off.
>> No. 63048 Billbob
9th April 2019
Tuesday 10:17 am
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I bet they're hollow as well.

At least they didn't remove Easter from the name on the packaging, otherwise all hell would have broken loose.
>> No. 63049 Are Moaty
9th April 2019
Tuesday 10:31 am
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I wonder if anyone would have noticed if the one named Crispy had been yellow.
>> No. 63050 Anonymous
9th April 2019
Tuesday 10:49 am
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The question I ask myself is would the people who would complain the most about the absurdity of these things be up in arms if the only white one was labelled ugly. I think the answer is Yes.
>> No. 63051 Paedofag
9th April 2019
Tuesday 11:06 am
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I think you're on a hiding to nothing by calling any of them crispy.

What you called the yellow one crispy because chinalings all work in takeaways and love crispy duck?

What you called the brown ones crispy because their skin is all dark and burnt from the sun?

Either way you'll be committing hate crimes.
>> No. 63052 Moralfag
9th April 2019
Tuesday 11:19 am
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I would have assumed it's because many people don't like dark chocolate. But then again I'm not on the official twitter dolphin rape patrol.

Personally I love dark chocolate but can't stand the white stuff. Goddamn honky-ass sickly shite.
>> No. 63053 Anonymous
9th April 2019
Tuesday 11:35 am
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White Chocolate isn't even chocolate. It was invented by Nestlé when they decided to mix vitamin enriched condensed milk with cocoa butter and other byproducts from making proper chocolate. It was only intended to be a solid tablet of vitamins that'd been sweetened up to make them appealable to kids.

You watch, it'll turn out Jaffa Cakes were an attempt to trick kids into eating haliborange.
>> No. 63059 YubYub
10th April 2019
Wednesday 6:01 pm
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Am I literally the only person in the world who can see the speckling on the Ugly duck? Isn't that why it's labelled Ugly? Not because it's fucking meant to represent an African person or whatever? The speckling hasn't been mentioned either in this thread or in the article.
>> No. 63060 Anonymous
10th April 2019
Wednesday 6:04 pm
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Cygnets aren't speckled, though.

You're clearly a plant from big posho going into damage limitation mode.
>> No. 63066 Searchfag
10th April 2019
Wednesday 6:15 pm
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It's not a cygnet, it's a duckling.

Are you a bit fick m8?
>> No. 63067 Anonymous
10th April 2019
Wednesday 6:20 pm
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The ugly duckling is actually a cygnet, which turns into a beautiful swan when it grows up.

Wait a minute, what actually is the moral of that story? If you're ugly and it turns out you're the same species as the people calling you ugly then you're shit out of luck?
>> No. 63076 R4GE
11th April 2019
Thursday 5:13 pm
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When will this madness end?!?!?!?!?!?
>> No. 63077 Are Moaty
11th April 2019
Thursday 5:18 pm
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They won't stop until they can chop off our dicks.
>> No. 63078 Billbob
11th April 2019
Thursday 5:36 pm
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I always assumed the man in gingerbread man was short for mankind - humanity in general rather than being gendered.
>> No. 63079 Crabkiller
11th April 2019
Thursday 6:09 pm
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I too don't understand why companies continue to put questions like this out to the public.
>> No. 63080 Billbob
11th April 2019
Thursday 6:19 pm
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Free advertising, like when fashion companies (allegedly) create dolphin rape controversies.
>> No. 63081 Moralfag
11th April 2019
Thursday 6:45 pm
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Oh, yeah, I forgot.

I look forward to the hilarious Co-op Twitter bantz to follow.
>> No. 63083 Paedofag
11th April 2019
Thursday 7:12 pm
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McGuckin Gingerbread men 6-L.jpg
Big ginger controlling the public debate.
>> No. 63084 YubYub
11th April 2019
Thursday 7:32 pm
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Why though? I find it hard to believe they've been slapped with a D-notice given the story's on the BBC main news page.
>> No. 63085 Paedofag
11th April 2019
Thursday 11:49 pm
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It is. But this is such an easy choice for pretending to be progressive in or current toxic climate in that it actually requires you to do nothing, got them free advertising on the Beeb, and britfa.gs too.
>> No. 63086 Moralfag
12th April 2019
Friday 7:56 am
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Yeah but it's co-op. Nobody shops there unless they've got an nus card or literally no other alternative. Not at those prices.
>> No. 63087 YubYub
12th April 2019
Friday 10:27 am
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They are the "ethical" brand of super market. And that's what you are paying more for.
>> No. 63088 Billbob
12th April 2019
Friday 10:47 am
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I can't find my anus card anywhere.
>> No. 63089 YubYub
12th April 2019
Friday 11:16 am
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What's actually ethical about them?
>> No. 63098 Ambulancelad
12th April 2019
Friday 12:59 pm
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They have an 80% UK market share in Fair a Trade products.
>> No. 63099 Are Moaty
12th April 2019
Friday 1:32 pm
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Your mum has an 80% UK market share in sucking cock.
>> No. 63100 Crabkiller
12th April 2019
Friday 8:45 pm
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Well fucking played mate! Belting comeback
>> No. 63101 Anonymous
13th April 2019
Saturday 12:05 am
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This is the sort of witty, end-to-end repartee that keeps me coming back year after year!
>> No. 63104 Crabkiller
13th April 2019
Saturday 9:33 am
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I've been reading up on hans christian Anderson. He was the 19th century equivalent of an chronic masturbator.

He was bullied throughout childhood and teased for his looks. He didn't have any luck with women. He tried striking up a friendship with Dickens but blew it by coming on too strong and being too much of a massive sperglord.

>In Andersen's early life, his private journal records his refusal to have sexual relations.

>Andersen often fell in love with unattainable women, and many of his stories are interpreted as references. At one point, he wrote in his diary: "Almighty God, thee only have I; thou steerest my fate, I must give myself up to thee! Give me a livelihood! Give me a bride! My blood wants love, as my heart does!"

The ugly duckling is about himself and being bullied throughout childhood. It's one of those shut-in fantasies about the friendless loser growing up and becoming a big success, shoving it in the face of all the chads and Stacey's who wronged him. If Hans Christian Andersen had been born about 200 years later then chances are he'd have written something along the lines of Elliot Rodger's manifesto.
>> No. 63105 Crabkiller
13th April 2019
Saturday 12:59 pm
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>Belting comeback
... in your mum's face
>> No. 63106 Paedofag
13th April 2019
Saturday 1:12 pm
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When Jimmy Carr is on the telly he says a lot that when he has hecklers during his stand-up shows he tells them "if you want my come back you'll have to get it from your mum's teeth." He says that line a lot, Jimmy Carr does.
>> No. 63107 Are Moaty
13th April 2019
Saturday 1:19 pm
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It's not unusual.
>Dante's courtly love for Beatrice continued for nine years, before the pair finally met again. This meeting occurred in a street of Florence, which she walked along dressed in white and accompanied by two older women. She turned and greeted him, her salutation filling him with such joy that he retreated to his room to think about her.
>> No. 63108 Searchfag
13th April 2019
Saturday 2:08 pm
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Seems like he turned his frustration into a healthy drive for success and that obviously worked out for him even if he was still, at heart, an awkward speg. Good for him.
>> No. 63109 Crabkiller
13th April 2019
Saturday 3:02 pm
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I bet he was "thinking about her" all night long.

Christ it must have been weird to fancy a lass in the olden days. You wouldn't even be able to talk your way into their pants on whatsapp. I'd have no chance.
>> No. 63110 Ambulancelad
13th April 2019
Saturday 3:11 pm
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The olden days were much weirder than you might imagine.

>> No. 63111 Searchfag
13th April 2019
Saturday 3:25 pm
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To be honest, a lot of the issues with īncels stem from the fact that they've been mollycoddled by their parents and are used to having things handed on a plate to them so they struggle when they've got to start looking after themselves. If their parents could organise for them to lie in bed with a lass tied up in a bag then that'd solve some of their problems.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 63120 Moralfag
15th April 2019
Monday 8:10 pm
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Mods = gods. Banning's too good for people who use the word 'chronic masturbator'
>> No. 63121 Moralfag
15th April 2019
Monday 8:41 pm
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That's two words.
>> No. 63132 R4GE
16th April 2019
Tuesday 3:19 pm
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It's a wordfilter.

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