[ rss / options / help ]
post ]
[ b / iq / g / zoo ] [ e / news / lab ] [ v / nom / pol / eco / emo / 101 / shed ]
[ art / A / beat / boo / com / fat / job / lit / map / mph / poof / £$€¥ / spo / uhu / uni / x / y ] [ * | sfw | o ]
logo
BADASSES

Return ]

Posting mode: Reply
Reply ]
Subject   (reply to 64097)
Message
File  []
close
>> No. 64097 Are Moaty
21st September 2019
Saturday 3:21 am
64097 spacer
I think I might have solved the energy crisis. Whenever someone dies, bury them between magnets, and fit them with coils of wire. That way, whenever they turn in their grave, we can literally power the country with outrage.
Expand all images.
>> No. 64098 Samefag
21st September 2019
Saturday 3:48 am
64098 spacer
>>64097
The locomotive force created by electromagnetic induction opposes the EM-orthogonal movement that it creates. That's why these magnet-based perpetual motion/energy machines cannot work.
>> No. 64099 Searchfag
21st September 2019
Saturday 8:06 am
64099 spacer
>>64098 This doesn't seem to be perpetual motion, it's powered by the rage of zombies.
>> No. 64100 Auntiefucker
21st September 2019
Saturday 8:08 am
64100 spacer
>>64099 Note that I think you'd extract more zombie rage energy by digging them up and putting them in big hamster wheels / rickshaws government, though.
>> No. 64101 Are Moaty
21st September 2019
Saturday 9:28 am
64101 spacer
>Researchers have found dead bodies move significantly during decomposition in a groundbreaking study at a human body farm in Australia. Experts who analysed the decomposing corpse outside Sydney found it kept moving throughout the 17-month trial.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/13/decomposing-dead-body-did-not-stop-moving-for-more-than-a-year-10740290/

OP's plan just might work.
>> No. 64102 Are Moaty
21st September 2019
Saturday 10:12 am
64102 spacer
You should stuff the magnets into the corpse, and have the coils stationary. That way, you don't need slip rings or commutators, which would be difficult to keep clean in a grave full of spinning zombie.
>> No. 64104 Searchfag
21st September 2019
Saturday 7:20 pm
64104 spacer
>>64102
You're right, that would be much easier. What was I thinking? The undertakers already take a lot of care in preparing the body, so lining the magnets up the right way will just be another thing to check when they're dressing the deceased.
>> No. 64105 Billbob
21st September 2019
Saturday 8:25 pm
64105 spacer
Transport would become tricky, unless you make the coffin the outer housing and keep it magnetically shielded.
Otherwise, you'll be prying the stiffs off the roof lining of the hearse, which probably isn't that dignified.
>> No. 64106 Samefag
21st September 2019
Saturday 9:31 pm
64106 spacer
>>64105
They're dead, they're not going to care.
>> No. 64107 Moralfag
21st September 2019
Saturday 9:50 pm
64107 spacer
>>64106 We've established they're undead. They may care.
>> No. 64108 Moralfag
21st September 2019
Saturday 10:01 pm
64108 spacer
>>64107
It might cause outrage, which just means more turning and therefore more electricity.

Return ]
whiteline

Delete Post []
Password