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>> No. 66116 Samefag
4th August 2020
Tuesday 9:08 am
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Woman furious after being fined £120 for feeding a Greggs vegan sausage roll to pigeons in Piccadilly Gardens

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/woman-furious-after-being-fined-18707079

Phwoar! Move over, Sophie. She could nibble on my sausage roll, IYKWIM AITTYD
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>> No. 66117 Moralfag
4th August 2020
Tuesday 9:23 am
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Shouldn't this be in the non-news thread in /news/?
>> No. 66118 R4GE
4th August 2020
Tuesday 9:28 am
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>>66117
Objectifying women on /news/ doesn't seem right to me.
>> No. 66119 R4GE
4th August 2020
Tuesday 9:50 am
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I don't know how antisocial/unsanitary or whatever it is to feed pigeons, but it's pretty obviously not littering. Fucking councils, man.
>> No. 66120 Are Moaty
4th August 2020
Tuesday 10:30 am
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>>66118
Yet not only has that thread done it several times, they've even done the exact same joke.
>>/news/19757
>> No. 66121 Ambulancelad
4th August 2020
Tuesday 10:38 am
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>>66120
Well Alice cutter has set the precedent that they're fine to have their own thread on /iq/ if they're fit enough.
>> No. 66122 YubYub
4th August 2020
Tuesday 10:39 am
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PHWOAR I'D THROW MY SAUSAGE AROUND HER GARDENS IYKWIM
>> No. 66123 Searchfag
4th August 2020
Tuesday 10:40 am
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>>66120


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzLT6_TQmq8
>> No. 66124 YubYub
4th August 2020
Tuesday 10:50 am
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>>66119

Indeed littering requires callousness this was an act of malice of forethought. Her intent was clear, to support the population of street vermin plaguing the City of Manchester. A fine is too good for her, she deserves a right good spanking.
>> No. 66125 Ambulancelad
4th August 2020
Tuesday 10:54 am
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>But 3GS, on behalf of Manchester City Council, came over and 'demanded her ID'.

3GMARCHOFTYRANNY more like.
>> No. 66126 Anonymous
4th August 2020
Tuesday 11:03 am
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>>66125
If they were called 5GS they could have implanted a microchips in her.
>> No. 66127 YubYub
4th August 2020
Tuesday 11:04 am
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>>66126

I'd like to implant my microchip in her IYKWIMAITYD
>> No. 66128 Paedofag
4th August 2020
Tuesday 11:13 am
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>>66127
Wots Bill Gates doing on a forum for shed enthusiasts?
>> No. 66130 Anonymous
4th August 2020
Tuesday 11:15 am
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IT'S HER OWN FAULT FOR GIVING HER DETAILS. IT WASN'T A POLICE OFFICER. SHE COULD'VE JUST FUCKED OFF.
>> No. 66131 Anonymous
4th August 2020
Tuesday 4:02 pm
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>>66130
Is that true? Are accredited persons trained to just do nothing if the person walks off?
>> No. 66136 Billbob
4th August 2020
Tuesday 5:41 pm
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>>66131

What can they do? Citizens arrest?
>> No. 66137 YubYub
4th August 2020
Tuesday 5:57 pm
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>>66116
She is unironically the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
>> No. 66138 Samefag
4th August 2020
Tuesday 5:59 pm
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She reminds me of someone we used to know.
>> No. 66139 Crabkiller
4th August 2020
Tuesday 6:09 pm
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>>66137

It's a redhead wearing makeup, lad. She looks just as human as you underneath it, calm yourself down.
>> No. 66140 Billbob
4th August 2020
Tuesday 6:41 pm
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>>66138
I wouldn't say she's too dissimilar to are Sophie.
>> No. 66141 YubYub
4th August 2020
Tuesday 6:43 pm
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>>66140
Not her - I can't remember her name, but she was all over the IRC years ago. Looks just like her.
>> No. 66142 Auntiefucker
4th August 2020
Tuesday 6:46 pm
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>>66141
The pictures of Sophie when we found out she posed in the nuddy?
>> No. 66143 Moralfag
4th August 2020
Tuesday 6:50 pm
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>>66141
Is it Andro?
>> No. 66145 YubYub
4th August 2020
Tuesday 8:06 pm
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>>66116

Scrolling down, I saw the top of this bungy's head and I thought it was Diane Morgan. Imagine my disappointment when I had to zip my pants back up.
>> No. 66147 R4GE
5th August 2020
Wednesday 12:56 am
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>>66137
*tut* Men.
>> No. 66148 Crabkiller
5th August 2020
Wednesday 8:54 am
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>>66147

There's no need to be envious. I am sure you are equally beautiful in your own special less obvious way.
>> No. 66149 Anonymous
5th August 2020
Wednesday 11:01 am
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>>66148
I'm secure in my identity as a beautiful man, I just think men in general could maybe tone it down a little from pronouncing every twentysomething woman they see eating a sausage roll as the most beautiful they've ever seen.
>> No. 66150 YubYub
5th August 2020
Wednesday 11:08 am
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>>66149

Well I think they shouldn't. Maybe you should try making a bit of effort into your appearance and eating a vegan sausage roll one in a while yourself, rather than complaining about that people notice the people who do, bucket crab.
>> No. 66151 Searchfag
5th August 2020
Wednesday 1:39 pm
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>>66150
I know you can't speak from experience because you've never talked to one but most women don't like to be obsessed over, not matter how many vegan sausage rolls she or anyone else has eaten.
>> No. 66152 Searchfag
5th August 2020
Wednesday 1:45 pm
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>>66151
>MOST WOMEN DON'T LIKE TO BE OBSESSED OVER

I bet if Kerris was shown this thread she'd be delighted.
>> No. 66153 Anonymous
5th August 2020
Wednesday 1:46 pm
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>>66149
I see hundreds of twenty something women on a daily basis. I have probably seen over two million twenty something women. But the woman in the OP is truly the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She has at all.
>> No. 66154 R4GE
5th August 2020
Wednesday 2:36 pm
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>>66151

Oh please! Women are as vacuous narcissists, much like the rest of humanity,.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rKE8g-nLhU


You've either made this assumption because they don't want you specifically and have extrapolated a false general conclusion about greater society.
Or you lack the self-awareness to critique your own behaviour, and are trying to wish away the truth.
I'll tell you what women don't like, the idea that someone has sussed out how they think because they like the ideal rather than the reality. You could tell a women her deepest desires and she would never admit to it, because the idea that you were right and figured her out she would resent. Anyone who says ‘I am not one of those girls’ is exactly ‘one of those girls’.


Mrs Fenn absolutely wants someone to grab her and tell her they will give "hot vegan guilt free sausage rolls and that she knows what they mean", the only question is 'who?'.
>> No. 66155 Searchfag
5th August 2020
Wednesday 2:51 pm
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I think we need a second picture of her before we can make further judgment.
>> No. 66156 Ambulancelad
5th August 2020
Wednesday 2:55 pm
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>>66154
What makes you so sure she's not an objectophiliac?
>> No. 66158 Anonymous
5th August 2020
Wednesday 2:58 pm
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ITT: Men being men
>> No. 66159 Billbob
5th August 2020
Wednesday 2:59 pm
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>>66158
The OP was a bit of a clue.
>> No. 66161 Anonymous
5th August 2020
Wednesday 3:33 pm
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>>66156

Mrs Fenn? There is high attention to detail in her appearance and a picture on her wall of an idea female form both specifically for invoking a 40s style these run counter to the hallmarks of the object focused who are not concerned with their appearance as they dismiss them having value, you can rule out the usual being done up for the papers as it is apparent this is a lockdown picture, taken with her own high quality camera, she has that camera for a reason. She cares about how she looks and what you think about how she looks. Do you think that people who go on date their washing machine sculpt their eyebrows?
>> No. 66189 Anonymous
10th August 2020
Monday 10:28 am
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>>66142

Why was I not informed of this at the time?
>> No. 66190 YubYub
10th August 2020
Monday 10:38 am
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>>66189
We did, lad. We definitely did.
>> No. 66191 Samefag
10th August 2020
Monday 10:42 am
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She's also looking for somewhere to live if you're interested.

https://spareroom.co.uk/flatmate/4204702
>> No. 66192 YubYub
10th August 2020
Monday 10:55 am
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I'd certainly eat her out to help out.
>> No. 66195 Ambulancelad
10th August 2020
Monday 11:06 am
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>>66191
>I'm ... normal

Uh... huh.

>Total budget: £500 pcm

In London? Hahahaha.
>> No. 66197 Anonymous
10th August 2020
Monday 11:35 am
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>>66195
You saying you wouldn't subsidise her rent to live with an art hoe?
>> No. 66198 Billbob
10th August 2020
Monday 11:43 am
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>>66197
Not a criminal, no.
>> No. 66199 Paedofag
10th August 2020
Monday 12:09 pm
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>>66195
There are many shared rooms in London on Rightmove for <= £500.
>> No. 66208 Billbob
10th August 2020
Monday 1:10 pm
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>>66191
IF I HAD A SPARE ROOM I'D GIVE HER ONE IYKWIM
>> No. 66209 Ambulancelad
10th August 2020
Monday 1:11 pm
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>>66141
Face blindness is a sign of autism.
>> No. 66211 Auntiefucker
10th August 2020
Monday 1:13 pm
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>>66209
Saying this online is a sign of being a tedious shit.
>> No. 66213 Billbob
10th August 2020
Monday 1:15 pm
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>>66189

We did. She's got an onlyfans and everything.
>> No. 66216 Searchfag
10th August 2020
Monday 1:28 pm
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>>66211
Says a guy who cries when he cums.
>> No. 66217 Ambulancelad
10th August 2020
Monday 1:35 pm
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>>66216
Can hardly blame him if you were there.
>> No. 66753 Billbob
25th September 2020
Friday 8:13 am
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Still would.

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