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|>>|| No. 68338
About 15 years ago it wasn't uncommon to hear the saying "[person] is in a little boat, all on their own."
You just don't hear it anymore.
|>>|| No. 68377
no it's not. the problem is you're a primitive monkey who can't differentiate the base urges caused by your testicle juices/ovary rotations from rational thought.
|>>|| No. 68378
"Ethically, someone telling me I shouldn't drive an SUV or live on steak is the same as having to spend your entire life as a helpless dependent only being pitied or resented". I guess you would know what it's like to be a total spastic.
|>>|| No. 68379
banned from posting on all boards for the following reason:
Being a faggot towards that other faggot, according to the faggot who reported this.
Well you banned me so congrations on doing your job I guess, justice served, but I feel like you haven't understood why you should have.
|>>|| No. 68380
I realised I typo'd congratulations please don't put me back in the box for that!
|>>|| No. 68381
Are you seriously mansplaining to the mods right now, fagbreath? These starfish enthusiasts sure are uppity.
|>>|| No. 68382
Maybe if you stopped constantly wanking off strangers in your communal living yurt then you'd be able to concentrate on things like spelling and shame.
|>>|| No. 68386
She kind of reminds me of a girl from the year above at school that had a thing for me but I never pursued it because her entire family were windowlickers.
|>>|| No. 68387
The only people I'd believe if they asked me to kill them, are the people who are too ill and crippled to ask. If some fit and healthy young lady in a wheelchair asked me to give her the old Kevorkian pillow, I imagine we'd all agree that this was a mental health crisis rather than a physical one, and we shouldn't do it because she'll probably change her mind later on.
And Harvey Weinstein was limping around on a zimmer frame for his trial, and his career's in tatters, plus he's a millionaire. Perhaps he should do the honourable thing and Dignitas himself before it's too late. Just sign this new will before you do it, Harvey.
If we all peer-pressure him we could score a million quid each from this "voluntary" eugenics
|>>|| No. 68397
I can't speak for Harry Enfield, but I posted it mostly because I still fancy the arse off Catherine Shepherd.
|>>|| No. 68398
>The only people I'd believe if they asked me to kill them, are the people who are too ill and crippled to ask.
What a conveniently impossible set of conditions.
How do you feel about people like karen quinlan, terry chiavo, or paul lamb? people for whom asking for the mercy of death is just about the only fucking thing they can do?
Nah, must be a mental illness that, how can they not be grateful to have their own sons and daughters wiping their arse for the rest of their miserable days.
|>>|| No. 68399
You should have directed this at >>68386 because I have no idea why you are spitting pleghm at me in particular.
|>>|| No. 68401
Are you the same thicko who cannot read timestamps and accuses people of necroposting?
|>>|| No. 68402
i'm very confused i will admit that much.
i quoted a post and someone responded as though the post i quoted wasn't them. which is... i'm not sure what I'm supposed to make of.
i was specifically responding to a statement that post in particular made, i'm not sure what you think it has to do with you.
|>>|| No. 68407
Someone definitely replied to a post I made, and someone else replied to that as though they were me. They aren't.
I also made one of the snooker necroposts, so I will sage this. Are you happy now?
|>>|| No. 68416
>Jimmy Loveit, born with shortened arms due to thalidomide, is a talented kick boxer despite his handicap.
Can't fault them for originality.
|>>|| No. 68495
To respond with an utterly retarded question, by that logic, shouldn't virgins be forbidden to use any word with 'fuck' in it?
It would very satisfyingly mentally damage quite a few 12 year olds.
|>>|| No. 68496
>To respond with an utterly retarded question, by that logic, shouldn't virgins be forbidden to use any word with 'fuck' in it?
Shaggers aren't a protected class, benders are.
|>>|| No. 68497
What about if you're shit in bed? I'd rather be a bumder than shit in bed.
|>>|| No. 69005
Nobody says bab instead of poo anymore. You've babbed ya pants.
|>>|| No. 69035
I saved it until working hours for the thrill of this post being grounds for immediate dismissal.
|>>|| No. 69255
I can't remember the last time I heard someone say "oh, bollocks" for something going wrong.
Is bollocks dying out?
|>>|| No. 69256
The Irish use it to mean someone nasty or unpleasant, much how we'd use prick. "He's a bollocks" never fails to get a giggle out of me.
|>>|| No. 69258
Prick is probably used even less these days.
I worked with someone who'd say "you can bollocks" instead of fuck off.
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