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>> No. 68338 Paedofag
25th March 2021
Thursday 8:24 am
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About 15 years ago it wasn't uncommon to hear the saying "[person] is in a little boat, all on their own."

You just don't hear it anymore.
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>> No. 68359 Are Moaty
25th March 2021
Thursday 6:04 pm
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You've got to ask people if they've dropped their gay card and then see if they look down.
>> No. 68360 Paedofag
25th March 2021
Thursday 6:32 pm
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Only because I saw him on a list show or maybe that thing on Channel 4 about how mad it was being at school in the 70s or 80s.
>> No. 68361 Are Moaty
25th March 2021
Thursday 8:57 pm
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Post-Brexit bananas are bent, just like you
>> No. 68362 Searchfag
25th March 2021
Thursday 11:19 pm
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It's amazing people still don't know this.
>> No. 68363 Moralfag
25th March 2021
Thursday 11:53 pm
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I think we need to drastically rethink our approach to offensive words and profanity in general. When I was youngerthisbeliefwas littlemoretthan an edgy, doug Stanhope-esque freedomto offend principle, but as I've got older I think it's really far more important than that.

It's not vital that I should be able to yell "nigger" when someonekills me on call of duty, nor essentialtthat I be able to scream "retard" at the div who just cut across two lanes in front of me. But I think as these words become less commonplace, we reinforce their taboo, and we make them more powerful. Remember when you were a kid and saying "shit" in front of a parent or teacher felt like the absolute maximum possible transgression?

We will soon find ourselves in a dystopian world where people are driven to assault and murder because somebody said "slag", like it was a 12th century blasphemy. I really think it will get that bad.
>> No. 68364 Searchfag
26th March 2021
Friday 12:49 am
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My extremely optimistic attitude is that it's something to be negotiated in the battle for equality. For as long as disableds earn less on average than whole people, you're not allowed to call them spastics or cripples or mongs or genetic parasites. Once every building is wheelchair-accessible, that's when we can start laughing at the Paralympics again. And sure, you will get thought-policed into the wrongthink gulag if someone asks you what NWA stands for and you tell them, but that just serves to encourage each and every one of us to hurry up and stop black children and nurses being shot by American police. If you want to ask why there isn't a KFC at the zoo even though that's where monkeys normally live, you'd better get to work voting for black MPs and supporting black-owned businesses, because only when dolphin rape has been eradicated can we once again ask such questions.
>> No. 68365 Anonymous
26th March 2021
Friday 3:15 am
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Well that's really the thing, my extremely pessimistic take is that we will never take real world material action against dolphin rape, ableism or anything like that Because to do so would inherently necessitate the destruction of class inequality and upheaval of the economic structure of society so people will just bend over backwards to use increasingly convoluted euphemisms instead of speaking plainly, and pretend it has acheived the same thing.
>> No. 68366 Searchfag
26th March 2021
Friday 4:54 am
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I watched something yesterday were a disabled couple had a child and effectively treated her like a slave. She was about 8 and she was doing all of the cooking and cleaning in the house plus helping them move around. It was selfish in the extreme.
>> No. 68367 Moralfag
26th March 2021
Friday 6:58 pm
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>> No. 68368 Moralfag
26th March 2021
Friday 8:25 pm
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Better get to work destroying class inequality then, so we can all call each other gaylords again!

Ignore this shirtlifter he is ruining things
>> No. 68369 Paedofag
26th March 2021
Friday 8:35 pm
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An uncle of mine always calls people "knob jockeys", which just sounds too jolly to be an insult. A little Irish fella in brightly-coloured silks having a whale of a time on someone's knob? Fair play to him.

Also they've got lady jockeys these days.
>> No. 68371 Paedofag
26th March 2021
Friday 9:40 pm
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It's surprising there aren't more lady jockeys. As far as I'm aware the best jockeys are short and light so many women would fall into that category plus I reckon Dem birthin hips would mean they can straddle a horse better.
>> No. 68372 Auntiefucker
26th March 2021
Friday 10:27 pm
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I think this misunderstands how most words have become taboo from perfectly normal terminology or specific contexts. Then they either move to the replacement or fall out of use entirely.

It's a conveyor belt.

Not sure it matters how comfortably a mong lives, I'd still rather not be one m8. The way you solve this slur is either by curing it or just not having any be born but people have gotten mad about the latter.


I mean, that almost feels like the default.
>> No. 68373 Crabkiller
27th March 2021
Saturday 3:11 am
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I've always thought it's a bit wierd how when the family pet starts to become incontinent or there's an injured bird or a mangy fox turns up in our garden, we recognise the humane thing to do is put them out of their misery. But when it's a human we're determined at all costs to make sure they live through til the very bitter end in the most selfish way possible.

Most people don't even have a concept of the ethics, they've never thought for five minutes about the more philosophical aspects of the question. It's just that human life is somehow sacred and that's the beginning and the end of it. Like those lads in the environment thread who are absolutely convinced we've all got to go vegan by 2025 and scrap all forms of transport, but suggesting we have less kids means you're some kind of malthusian neo-nazi.

We should really care more about quality of life than just life itself at any cost.
>> No. 68374 Billbob
27th March 2021
Saturday 6:05 am
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One of the things that gets overlooked when people go on about how wonderful the scandi countries are is that they abort pretty much all of their defective children, which means the state doesn't have to spend billions supporting them. It's probably too snowy and icy there to get about in a wheelchair or on crutches anyway.
>> No. 68375 R4GE
27th March 2021
Saturday 9:00 am
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At least one of us (me) was advocating neither. I think probably the only real hope we have is major political change that'll reform our economic system.
>> No. 68376 Are Moaty
27th March 2021
Saturday 9:15 am
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That's a stupid comparison and so are you.
>> No. 68377 Moralfag
27th March 2021
Saturday 10:18 am
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no it's not. the problem is you're a primitive monkey who can't differentiate the base urges caused by your testicle juices/ovary rotations from rational thought.
>> No. 68378 YubYub
27th March 2021
Saturday 10:38 am
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"Ethically, someone telling me I shouldn't drive an SUV or live on steak is the same as having to spend your entire life as a helpless dependent only being pitied or resented". I guess you would know what it's like to be a total spastic.
>> No. 68379 R4GE
27th March 2021
Saturday 11:39 am
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banned from posting on all boards for the following reason:
Being a faggot towards that other faggot, according to the faggot who reported this.

Well you banned me so congrations on doing your job I guess, justice served, but I feel like you haven't understood why you should have.
>> No. 68380 YubYub
27th March 2021
Saturday 11:43 am
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I realised I typo'd congratulations please don't put me back in the box for that!
>> No. 68381 R4GE
27th March 2021
Saturday 12:23 pm
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Are you seriously mansplaining to the mods right now, fagbreath? These starfish enthusiasts sure are uppity.
>> No. 68382 Auntiefucker
27th March 2021
Saturday 12:27 pm
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Maybe if you stopped constantly wanking off strangers in your communal living yurt then you'd be able to concentrate on things like spelling and shame.
>> No. 68383 YubYub
27th March 2021
Saturday 12:36 pm
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I can't help it, I'm just too much of a faggot.
>> No. 68384 Are Moaty
27th March 2021
Saturday 1:50 pm
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Nobody says 'thicko' these days.
>> No. 68385 Samefag
27th March 2021
Saturday 2:41 pm
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How did you know my nickname from school?

>> No. 68386 Anonymous
27th March 2021
Saturday 3:09 pm
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She kind of reminds me of a girl from the year above at school that had a thing for me but I never pursued it because her entire family were windowlickers.
>> No. 68387 Crabkiller
27th March 2021
Saturday 3:35 pm
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The only people I'd believe if they asked me to kill them, are the people who are too ill and crippled to ask. If some fit and healthy young lady in a wheelchair asked me to give her the old Kevorkian pillow, I imagine we'd all agree that this was a mental health crisis rather than a physical one, and we shouldn't do it because she'll probably change her mind later on.

And Harvey Weinstein was limping around on a zimmer frame for his trial, and his career's in tatters, plus he's a millionaire. Perhaps he should do the honourable thing and Dignitas himself before it's too late. Just sign this new will before you do it, Harvey.

If we all peer-pressure him we could score a million quid each from this "voluntary" eugenics
>> No. 68394 Samefag
28th March 2021
Sunday 11:06 am
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That was refreshingly vicious social commentary. Spot on.
>> No. 68395 YubYub
28th March 2021
Sunday 11:13 am
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That aired 14 years ago.
>> No. 68396 Auntiefucker
28th March 2021
Sunday 12:02 pm
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He tried to warn us, but we chose not to listen.
>> No. 68397 R4GE
28th March 2021
Sunday 12:21 pm
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I can't speak for Harry Enfield, but I posted it mostly because I still fancy the arse off Catherine Shepherd.
>> No. 68398 Crabkiller
28th March 2021
Sunday 3:45 pm
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>The only people I'd believe if they asked me to kill them, are the people who are too ill and crippled to ask.

What a conveniently impossible set of conditions.

How do you feel about people like karen quinlan, terry chiavo, or paul lamb? people for whom asking for the mercy of death is just about the only fucking thing they can do?

Nah, must be a mental illness that, how can they not be grateful to have their own sons and daughters wiping their arse for the rest of their miserable days.
>> No. 68399 Are Moaty
28th March 2021
Sunday 3:55 pm
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You should have directed this at >>68386 because I have no idea why you are spitting pleghm at me in particular.
>> No. 68400 R4GE
28th March 2021
Sunday 3:59 pm
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Why, can't you read?

Off to the sterilisation camp with you, thickolad.
>> No. 68401 Paedofag
28th March 2021
Sunday 4:01 pm
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Are you the same thicko who cannot read timestamps and accuses people of necroposting?
>> No. 68402 Moralfag
28th March 2021
Sunday 4:10 pm
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i'm very confused i will admit that much.

i quoted a post and someone responded as though the post i quoted wasn't them. which is... i'm not sure what I'm supposed to make of.

i was specifically responding to a statement that post in particular made, i'm not sure what you think it has to do with you.
>> No. 68404 Are Moaty
28th March 2021
Sunday 4:47 pm
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>> No. 68405 Are Moaty
28th March 2021
Sunday 5:14 pm
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>Faye Tozer

Oh how the shite have fallen
>> No. 68407 Anonymous
28th March 2021
Sunday 5:21 pm
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Someone definitely replied to a post I made, and someone else replied to that as though they were me. They aren't.

I also made one of the snooker necroposts, so I will sage this. Are you happy now?
>> No. 68408 YubYub
28th March 2021
Sunday 5:39 pm
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Fat Claire > the other women in steps.
>> No. 68416 YubYub
28th March 2021
Sunday 8:59 pm
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>Jimmy Loveit, born with shortened arms due to thalidomide, is a talented kick boxer despite his handicap.

Can't fault them for originality.
>> No. 68417 Anonymous
28th March 2021
Sunday 9:06 pm
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Mat Fraser is a ledge, wish he'd made more films like that.
>> No. 68418 Billbob
28th March 2021
Sunday 9:23 pm
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Fat Claire is thin again. It's a tragedy.
>> No. 68458 Billbob
3rd April 2021
Saturday 2:57 pm
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"What time is it?"

"Half past yer mam."
>> No. 68495 Moralfag
5th April 2021
Monday 9:50 pm
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To respond with an utterly retarded question, by that logic, shouldn't virgins be forbidden to use any word with 'fuck' in it?

It would very satisfyingly mentally damage quite a few 12 year olds.
>> No. 68496 Ambulancelad
5th April 2021
Monday 11:06 pm
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>To respond with an utterly retarded question, by that logic, shouldn't virgins be forbidden to use any word with 'fuck' in it?

Shaggers aren't a protected class, benders are.
>> No. 68497 Moralfag
5th April 2021
Monday 11:34 pm
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What about if you're shit in bed? I'd rather be a bumder than shit in bed.
>> No. 68498 Samefag
6th April 2021
Tuesday 12:01 am
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You can be a bumder and shit in bed.
>> No. 68499 R4GE
8th April 2021
Thursday 1:19 am
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Hey, guess what I just watched!


You can watch it too here:

It wasn't very good, and the film is on for a good 40 minutes before the disabled martial artists successfully win a fight instead of just getting battered by everyone.

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