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>> No. 68338 Paedofag
25th March 2021
Thursday 8:24 am
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About 15 years ago it wasn't uncommon to hear the saying "[person] is in a little boat, all on their own."

You just don't hear it anymore.
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>> No. 68377 Moralfag
27th March 2021
Saturday 10:18 am
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>>68376

no it's not. the problem is you're a primitive monkey who can't differentiate the base urges caused by your testicle juices/ovary rotations from rational thought.
>> No. 68378 YubYub
27th March 2021
Saturday 10:38 am
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>>68377

"Ethically, someone telling me I shouldn't drive an SUV or live on steak is the same as having to spend your entire life as a helpless dependent only being pitied or resented". I guess you would know what it's like to be a total spastic.
>> No. 68379 R4GE
27th March 2021
Saturday 11:39 am
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>>68344
banned from posting on all boards for the following reason:
Being a faggot towards that other faggot, according to the faggot who reported this.

Well you banned me so congrations on doing your job I guess, justice served, but I feel like you haven't understood why you should have.
>> No. 68380 YubYub
27th March 2021
Saturday 11:43 am
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>>68379

I realised I typo'd congratulations please don't put me back in the box for that!
>> No. 68381 R4GE
27th March 2021
Saturday 12:23 pm
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>>68379
Are you seriously mansplaining to the mods right now, fagbreath? These starfish enthusiasts sure are uppity.
>> No. 68382 Auntiefucker
27th March 2021
Saturday 12:27 pm
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>>68380
Maybe if you stopped constantly wanking off strangers in your communal living yurt then you'd be able to concentrate on things like spelling and shame.
>> No. 68383 YubYub
27th March 2021
Saturday 12:36 pm
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>>68381>>68382

I can't help it, I'm just too much of a faggot.
>> No. 68384 Are Moaty
27th March 2021
Saturday 1:50 pm
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Nobody says 'thicko' these days.
>> No. 68385 Samefag
27th March 2021
Saturday 2:41 pm
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>>68384

How did you know my nickname from school?


>> No. 68386 Anonymous
27th March 2021
Saturday 3:09 pm
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>>68385
She kind of reminds me of a girl from the year above at school that had a thing for me but I never pursued it because her entire family were windowlickers.
>> No. 68387 Crabkiller
27th March 2021
Saturday 3:35 pm
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The only people I'd believe if they asked me to kill them, are the people who are too ill and crippled to ask. If some fit and healthy young lady in a wheelchair asked me to give her the old Kevorkian pillow, I imagine we'd all agree that this was a mental health crisis rather than a physical one, and we shouldn't do it because she'll probably change her mind later on.

And Harvey Weinstein was limping around on a zimmer frame for his trial, and his career's in tatters, plus he's a millionaire. Perhaps he should do the honourable thing and Dignitas himself before it's too late. Just sign this new will before you do it, Harvey.

If we all peer-pressure him we could score a million quid each from this "voluntary" eugenics
>> No. 68394 Samefag
28th March 2021
Sunday 11:06 am
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>>68385

That was refreshingly vicious social commentary. Spot on.
>> No. 68395 YubYub
28th March 2021
Sunday 11:13 am
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>>68394

That aired 14 years ago.
>> No. 68396 Auntiefucker
28th March 2021
Sunday 12:02 pm
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>>68395

He tried to warn us, but we chose not to listen.
>> No. 68397 R4GE
28th March 2021
Sunday 12:21 pm
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>>68396

I can't speak for Harry Enfield, but I posted it mostly because I still fancy the arse off Catherine Shepherd.
>> No. 68398 Crabkiller
28th March 2021
Sunday 3:45 pm
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>>68387

>The only people I'd believe if they asked me to kill them, are the people who are too ill and crippled to ask.

What a conveniently impossible set of conditions.

How do you feel about people like karen quinlan, terry chiavo, or paul lamb? people for whom asking for the mercy of death is just about the only fucking thing they can do?

Nah, must be a mental illness that, how can they not be grateful to have their own sons and daughters wiping their arse for the rest of their miserable days.
>> No. 68399 Are Moaty
28th March 2021
Sunday 3:55 pm
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>>68398

You should have directed this at >>68386 because I have no idea why you are spitting pleghm at me in particular.
>> No. 68400 R4GE
28th March 2021
Sunday 3:59 pm
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>>68399

Why, can't you read?

Off to the sterilisation camp with you, thickolad.
>> No. 68401 Paedofag
28th March 2021
Sunday 4:01 pm
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>>68400

Are you the same thicko who cannot read timestamps and accuses people of necroposting?
>> No. 68402 Moralfag
28th March 2021
Sunday 4:10 pm
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>>68401

i'm very confused i will admit that much.

i quoted a post and someone responded as though the post i quoted wasn't them. which is... i'm not sure what I'm supposed to make of.

i was specifically responding to a statement that post in particular made, i'm not sure what you think it has to do with you.
>> No. 68404 Are Moaty
28th March 2021
Sunday 4:47 pm
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>> No. 68405 Are Moaty
28th March 2021
Sunday 5:14 pm
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>>68404
>Faye Tozer

Oh how the shite have fallen
>> No. 68407 Anonymous
28th March 2021
Sunday 5:21 pm
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Someone definitely replied to a post I made, and someone else replied to that as though they were me. They aren't.

I also made one of the snooker necroposts, so I will sage this. Are you happy now?
>> No. 68408 YubYub
28th March 2021
Sunday 5:39 pm
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>>68405
Fat Claire > the other women in steps.
>> No. 68416 YubYub
28th March 2021
Sunday 8:59 pm
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>>68404
>Jimmy Loveit, born with shortened arms due to thalidomide, is a talented kick boxer despite his handicap.

Can't fault them for originality.
>> No. 68417 Anonymous
28th March 2021
Sunday 9:06 pm
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>>68416
Mat Fraser is a ledge, wish he'd made more films like that.
>> No. 68418 Billbob
28th March 2021
Sunday 9:23 pm
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>>68408

Fat Claire is thin again. It's a tragedy.
>> No. 68458 Billbob
3rd April 2021
Saturday 2:57 pm
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"What time is it?"

"Half past yer mam."
>> No. 68495 Moralfag
5th April 2021
Monday 9:50 pm
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>>68358
To respond with an utterly retarded question, by that logic, shouldn't virgins be forbidden to use any word with 'fuck' in it?

It would very satisfyingly mentally damage quite a few 12 year olds.
>> No. 68496 Ambulancelad
5th April 2021
Monday 11:06 pm
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>To respond with an utterly retarded question, by that logic, shouldn't virgins be forbidden to use any word with 'fuck' in it?

Shaggers aren't a protected class, benders are.
>> No. 68497 Moralfag
5th April 2021
Monday 11:34 pm
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>>68496
What about if you're shit in bed? I'd rather be a bumder than shit in bed.
>> No. 68498 Samefag
6th April 2021
Tuesday 12:01 am
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>>68497
You can be a bumder and shit in bed.
>> No. 68499 R4GE
8th April 2021
Thursday 1:19 am
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>>68404
>>68416

Hey, guess what I just watched!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crippled_Masters

You can watch it too here:


It wasn't very good, and the film is on for a good 40 minutes before the disabled martial artists successfully win a fight instead of just getting battered by everyone.
>> No. 69005 Ambulancelad
3rd June 2021
Thursday 11:50 am
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Nobody says bab instead of poo anymore. You've babbed ya pants.
>> No. 69006 Anonymous
3rd June 2021
Thursday 12:12 pm
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>>69005
Who the fuck said it in the first place?
>> No. 69007 Auntiefucker
3rd June 2021
Thursday 12:58 pm
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Not heard chutney ferret in a while.
>> No. 69008 YubYub
3rd June 2021
Thursday 2:43 pm
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>>69006
Never met a constipated Arab? Mustafa Babba.
>> No. 69009 Ambulancelad
3rd June 2021
Thursday 2:55 pm
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>>69007
pillow biter!
>> No. 69010 Auntiefucker
3rd June 2021
Thursday 3:21 pm
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>>69009
UPHILL GARDENER
>> No. 69011 R4GE
3rd June 2021
Thursday 5:10 pm
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>>69010
Marmite miner!
>> No. 69012 YubYub
3rd June 2021
Thursday 6:27 pm
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>>69011

ARSE BANDIT!
>> No. 69013 R4GE
3rd June 2021
Thursday 6:31 pm
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Turd burglar.
>> No. 69014 Auntiefucker
3rd June 2021
Thursday 6:45 pm
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>>69013

Tank-topped bumboy!
>> No. 69015 R4GE
3rd June 2021
Thursday 7:23 pm
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>>69014
yellow-bellied popinjay
>> No. 69035 YubYub
7th June 2021
Monday 1:23 pm
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>>69015
Fart-knocker

I saved it until working hours for the thrill of this post being grounds for immediate dismissal.
>> No. 69255 Crabkiller
21st July 2021
Wednesday 3:50 pm
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I can't remember the last time I heard someone say "oh, bollocks" for something going wrong.

Is bollocks dying out?
>> No. 69256 Auntiefucker
21st July 2021
Wednesday 6:34 pm
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>>69255
The Irish use it to mean someone nasty or unpleasant, much how we'd use prick. "He's a bollocks" never fails to get a giggle out of me.
>> No. 69257 Crabkiller
21st July 2021
Wednesday 10:54 pm
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>>69255
I'm a bollocks user, so to speak.
>> No. 69258 YubYub
22nd July 2021
Thursday 7:16 am
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>>69256
Prick is probably used even less these days.

I worked with someone who'd say "you can bollocks" instead of fuck off.
>> No. 69259 Auntiefucker
22nd July 2021
Thursday 4:04 pm
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>>69258
Truly we live in a renaissance age of the word bollocks.

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