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>> No. 68500 R4GE
8th April 2021
Thursday 4:12 am
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Not been here for a few years.

Thought I would pop in to ask how it's all going for you bunch of guardian readers?

Politics hasn't really been going your way for a good few years now has it?

Even the Labour party has a Morrissey loving nationalist at the helm.


P.s.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>> No. 68501 Ambulancelad
8th April 2021
Thursday 5:12 am
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>>68500

We're all tories here you silly bugger.
>> No. 68502 R4GE
8th April 2021
Thursday 8:48 am
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>>68501
Hang on, I'm the token Lib Dem.
>> No. 68503 Ambulancelad
8th April 2021
Thursday 8:53 am
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I thought this place hated the guardian? Lefties seem to reserve their strongest bile for those also on the left but to a different degree to themselves.
>> No. 68504 YubYub
8th April 2021
Thursday 9:00 am
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>>68503

Graun isn't really left, it just allows the maungiest kind of tossers to write its clickbait op eds. it's for the kind of person who likes to appear concerned over immigration and homelessness, but who are really quite happy with the tories other than that, if they're honest with themselves.
>> No. 68505 Crabkiller
8th April 2021
Thursday 9:07 am
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ITT: Tories and liberals mistakenly laughing at each other for being lefties
>> No. 68506 Moralfag
8th April 2021
Thursday 9:24 am
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You lot picked a bad time to start talking about UK politics. Any other month and I'd be all ready to go all in on how Lib/Lab/Con/Reform/UK Greens/Etc/NIP are all awful and how this country is cursed to be stuck with them, but right now there's a Scottish election on and I've got to divert all my energy into psionically destroying the SNP and Scottish Greens.
>> No. 68507 Auntiefucker
8th April 2021
Thursday 9:36 am
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>>68506

The snp seem to be doing their level best to destroy themselves, there's just no competition. They're basically in the same situation as Microsoft was in about 1999.
>> No. 68509 Ambulancelad
8th April 2021
Thursday 3:27 pm
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>>68503
I would rank myself as fairly left, but my greatest enemies are indeed not the right, but people who discredit me by being even further left than I am. Oh how I hate them.
>> No. 68510 YubYub
8th April 2021
Thursday 3:27 pm
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>>68503
I would rank myself as fairly left, but my greatest enemies are indeed not the right, but people who discredit me by being even further left than I am. Oh how I hate them.
>> No. 68511 Anonymous
8th April 2021
Thursday 4:44 pm
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WHY IS THAT WOMAN CHISELLING AWAY ALL HER SEXY BITS?
>> No. 68513 R4GE
8th April 2021
Thursday 4:58 pm
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>>68511

I miss the old days when we perved on girls dressed like Japanese cartoons opposed to fat retirees.
>> No. 68514 Anonymous
8th April 2021
Thursday 5:08 pm
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>>68513

They may have been older than us when the photos were taken but the girls in the photos are now much, much younger than us and that makes it quite uncomfortable.
>> No. 68515 Are Moaty
8th April 2021
Thursday 5:11 pm
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>>68513

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
>> No. 68516 Billbob
8th April 2021
Thursday 5:13 pm
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>>68515

... including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
>> No. 68517 YubYub
8th April 2021
Thursday 5:36 pm
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>>68516
>1287323750059.jpg

And what happened, then?
Well, on Britfa.gs so they say,
Anon's penis grew three sizes that day.
>> No. 68518 Paedofag
8th April 2021
Thursday 5:38 pm
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>> No. 68519 Billbob
8th April 2021
Thursday 5:50 pm
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>>68516
what if zelda was a girl?
>> No. 68520 Paedofag
8th April 2021
Thursday 6:11 pm
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>>68516

I've got a mortgage and a share portfolio and a knee that hurts in the winter for no medically discernable reason. I feel nothing but protectiveness towards a woman who is young enough to be my daughter and almost certainly has an eating disorder.
>> No. 68521 YubYub
8th April 2021
Thursday 6:14 pm
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>>68520

> feel nothing but protectiveness towards a woman who is young enough to be my daughter and almost certainly has an eating disorder.

Well that explains this sites love of fat birds then.
>> No. 68527 YubYub
8th April 2021
Thursday 8:53 pm
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>>68514
The fact that age changes with age (no, really!) has made me wonder something that I can't really ask anywhere where I have a username or my real name, and can't ask in most anonymous places because they're full of paedos, but I really am curious.

In the summer when I was 11, I met a girl for one day who was, to my mind, in the absolute blossom of womanhood. She was a couple of years older than me, so 13ish. I was so incredibly smitten with her that I still sometimes wonder what that beautiful sexy goddess is up to now. But I haven't seen her for 22 years, so any lustful thoughts are from a 33-year-old fat balding chronic masturbator towards a 13-year-old girl, even though obviously she's probably 35 or 36 now. So do those lustful thoughts make me a paedo? Or does the fact I was 11 and she's older than me make it okay? I rarely think about this, but if I do, will I be arrested?
>> No. 68528 Crabkiller
8th April 2021
Thursday 8:59 pm
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>>68527

Wistful nostalgia is fine, but if it's a regular fixture in your wank bank you should probably talk to a professional.
>> No. 68529 Crabkiller
8th April 2021
Thursday 9:03 pm
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>>68527

I think age gets fuzzy once it becomes an old memory. I have often thought similar, if it's okay to still have the threesome I had at 15 in the wank bank - but I think it is, because I'm not really fantasising about fucking two fifteen year old girls, I'm fantasising about the real moment. And I've never really thought about it but I guess I age the girls up in my head naturally too, since I know what they both look like at 30ish too.
>> No. 68530 YubYub
8th April 2021
Thursday 10:40 pm
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I'm old enough to remember that emos had bad hair, poor personal hygiene and a propensity to pretend to have mental disorders.
I'm young enough to recognise obese women as fun to fuck until you find yourself with her on you lap as you mentally scream "get off me you goddamn wildebeest!"

No, I'll have a three-way with two sexually confident Japanese women. MVSD-452C

>>68520
>Woman

Take a closer look at the face.

>>68527
Everyone stays the same age in your head so if anything she should go to prison for the thought-carpet-baggerry. I would strongly advise you to never look up what she's like now as well unless you want to be painfully reminded of the ravages of time.
>> No. 68531 R4GE
9th April 2021
Friday 8:57 am
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>>68527

You are over analysing it. I think these kinds of things are about what you felt at the time not about the clinical details. If somehow you magically went back in time and met this girl as you are now it would be a shock to the system she wouldn't be just ordinary but a child with all the flaws of someone underdeveloped being obvious to you.

But that doesn't mean the feeling you have now should be tainted they are built around your first exposures to sexuality, and like so many other things the first experience is always the most magical.

When I first started drinking as a teenager getting drunk was an adventure, now if I'm not careful it is as mundane and routine as brushing my teeth. There have been better women you've seen in the years past but the bottle fizzes the most the first time you take the cap off. That doesn't mean I look back on drinking £2 3L cider and yelling too much with contempt even if I was in that experience now it would warrant that, but maintaining that feeling of magic has a lot more value than some cynical revisit. It is why I hate dark reboots of media from my childhood. The DC cinematic universe can fuck right off bring me Adam West sliding down a pole hidden behind a bookcase. This is less about her and more about how you felt and reminding yourself you can feel like that and I think that is something very healthy, that sick joyless people try to devalue.
>> No. 68532 Ambulancelad
9th April 2021
Friday 9:55 am
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>>68527
>I rarely think about this, but if I do, will I be arrested?
Sums up our modern attitude to paedophilia. We are criminalising ourselves for having teenage sweethearts. Give yourselves a break lads, you're not kiddyfiddlers.
>> No. 68536 Anonymous
9th April 2021
Friday 1:46 pm
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>you're not kiddyfiddlers.
If lolitastic still posts here then I would have to disagree with that statement.
>> No. 68538 Moralfag
9th April 2021
Friday 7:56 pm
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>>68532
I feel so validated. My CV says "references available on request", but I don't actually have any. I'm going to print off your post and use it from now on. Then they'll have to give me that lifeguard job.
>> No. 68544 YubYub
11th April 2021
Sunday 12:03 am
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>>68500
OP, I'm really curious as to what websites or apps you've moved on to since leaving .gs?
>> No. 68545 Crabkiller
11th April 2021
Sunday 3:26 am
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>>68544

He's been having a holiday at Her Majesty's Pleasure after that thing with the iPhone.
>> No. 68546 Searchfag
11th April 2021
Sunday 9:35 pm
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How do his socks stay up?
>> No. 68547 R4GE
11th April 2021
Sunday 10:46 pm
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>>68500
Look at the gunt on her. Surely that's the .gs ideal woman???
>> No. 68548 Paedofag
11th April 2021
Sunday 11:24 pm
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>>68546

They're made of marble or whatever.

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