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>> No. 70100 Anonymous
27th December 2021
Monday 10:18 am
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The milky way is called the milky way because Zeus put Heracles on his wife's tit when she was sleeping. When she woke up she got mad to find a random child feeding on her breasts, pushed him off and angrily squirted tit milk at him.

We literally live in the "angry squirt of tit milk" galaxy.
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>> No. 70101 Samefag
27th December 2021
Monday 12:40 pm
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>>70100
She doesn't look angry.
>> No. 70102 Billbob
27th December 2021
Monday 1:05 pm
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>>70101
How could you get angry at a baby like that?
>> No. 70103 Anonymous
27th December 2021
Monday 3:41 pm
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>>70102
I think I'd get pretty miffed by a strange baby draining my boobs.
>> No. 70105 Are Moaty
27th December 2021
Monday 4:29 pm
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Does this mean that Milky Ways taste like tit-milk?
>> No. 70106 R4GE
27th December 2021
Monday 5:01 pm
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>>70105
Depends whether you get British or American milky ways.

I would say that a milky way is probably the chocolate bar that tastes most like breast milk.

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