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>> No. 14689 Anonymous
15th April 2018
Sunday 5:02 pm
14689 THE PUSHER STRIKES AGAIN
The first evidence of a “Manchester Pusher” stalking the city’s waterways emerged last week when a cyclist was knocked into a canal at night and then kicked back in when he tried to save himself from drowning.

His assailant stole nothing and ran off, leaving the victim in no doubt that longstanding rumours of a pusher have a basis in fact. The theory was prompted by the high number of deaths in the city’s waterways, but was assumed until now to be an urban myth.

The victim, a father of two from an affluent area who was tracked down by The Sunday Times and asked not to be identified, said: “He was a complete psychopath. Even when I went in, he tried to stop me getting back out. He didn’t try to steal anything.

“It was 10pm. I was working the late shift and coming home late. I saw a man out of the corner of my eye and he swung his arm and it caught me on my neck. I went into the canal along with my bicycle and my backpack on my back, which immediately started filling with water, weighing me down.

I was underwater with my legs twisted in the bike. I managed to get above water and tried to get a grip on the side of the canal, where it was slippery and mossy. That’s when he kicked my hands away, which made me slip back under the water again. When I came back up, he was gone. I saw him running away. I managed to get out of the canal. It was pitch black: there are no lights or barriers along that stretch; nothing. My mobile phone wasn’t working because I went into the canal. I walked to PureGym in Stretford and called 999.”

At least 76 corpses have been discovered in the waters of Greater Manchester since 2007. Seventeen of the deaths are classed as “unexplained”, meaning neither the police nor a coroner was able to determine how the person died.


https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/cyclist-escapes-drowning-at-hands-of-manchester-canal-pusher-5zgmh7rck
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>> No. 14691 Anonymous
15th April 2018
Sunday 5:25 pm
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>>14689
Are we sure this one wasn't just student japes? To be fair, if I saw a fucking cyclist near the water I'd be tempted to push the cunt in too.

Do these numbers really constitute a pattern? Down my neck of the woods the next town over got labelled a capital of youth suicide after someone cherry picked the numbers to get a "cluster". Then there was that whole "12 cyclists in a month" thing in London, which was an appalling misuse of statistics.
>> No. 14692 Anonymous
15th April 2018
Sunday 5:44 pm
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>>14691
The student areas of Manchester tend to be the likes of Rusholme, Fallowfield and Levenshulme rather than near Old Trafford.

Pushing someone in a canal is the perfect way to become a serial killer; it's a bit beyond student japes.
>> No. 14697 Anonymous
15th April 2018
Sunday 7:47 pm
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>>14691

We've had so many threads about this over the years I'm convinced the canal pusher posts here. The evidence is damning, all the victims who've survived have said they were pushed by a man. It's not a coincidence. Why they haven't put cameras down there yet begs belief.
>> No. 14698 Anonymous
15th April 2018
Sunday 7:49 pm
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They never caught the Yorkshire Dipper, lads. He could be still at large, and moved on to more acceptable targets on the wrong side of the Pennines.
>> No. 14707 Anonymous
16th April 2018
Monday 12:26 am
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>>14698

It has to be - Manchester's only an hours drive away from his older spots. I think WYP started taking it seriously and having patrols and such, so naturally he'd move on.

Like >>14697 says, I'm pretty sure he's in our midst. Fingers crossed he starts goading the police on here.
>> No. 14713 Anonymous
16th April 2018
Monday 3:11 am
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moan tae fuck lads we all know it's Andro
>> No. 14715 Anonymous
16th April 2018
Monday 7:14 am
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>>14713

I'd let andro dip in my canal iykwim
>> No. 14718 Anonymous
16th April 2018
Monday 4:13 pm
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>>14715

I'd drown in hers right up to the shoulders IYKWIM.
>> No. 14720 Anonymous
16th April 2018
Monday 6:45 pm
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>>14713
Christ I'd forgotten she existed. What is she up to now? My money is on low-level recruitment consultant and married to someone twice her age.
>> No. 14721 Anonymous
16th April 2018
Monday 6:45 pm
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>>14713
>Andro
It's amazing what popping someone's arse-cherry can do for your imageboard fame.
>> No. 14722 Anonymous
16th April 2018
Monday 7:25 pm
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>>14721
> It's amazing what popping someone's arse-cherry

Wasn't it the other way around, or am I going too far back?
>> No. 14723 Anonymous
16th April 2018
Monday 7:26 pm
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>>14720

Wrong on both counts. Considering eloping with her and living under a bridge together in Doncaster.
>> No. 14724 Anonymous
16th April 2018
Monday 7:37 pm
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>>14722
Depends. She had a stalker for a while (presumably still does) from when she was an escort who's arse-cherry she popped, story goes he cried afterwards and dropped some dark secret on her about Bangladeshi family coming-of-age rituals.

She told the mods and the lad in question has never forgiven her. He occasionally posts on /emo/ about her saying he both loves and hates her, but the threads get deleted pretty quick. People talking about that incident started the "mod clique" butthurt, as far as I can tell, as he spammed it on every board every time IRC was mentioned.

Good times.
>> No. 14725 Anonymous
16th April 2018
Monday 9:05 pm
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>>14724
Huh. Amazing the banal shite things you miss when you leave this place alone for a while.

Glad we don't have a female mod any more, anyway.
>> No. 14728 Anonymous
17th April 2018
Tuesday 12:51 am
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>>14725
That's just what they want you think.
>> No. 14729 Anonymous
17th April 2018
Tuesday 1:00 am
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>>14725

I feel like I was here during this stuff, and even in IRC, but managed to miss that entire story.

I think I'm glad. Though there's some part of me that thinks it'd be both hilarious and oddly fulfilling to shag a .gs prostitute. How else could I adequately express my love of this place?
>> No. 14730 Anonymous
17th April 2018
Tuesday 5:20 am
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>>14724

Nah her stalker was this Bangla kid with mental issue who made the /emo/ post about the big issue seller and the BJJ fighter. He once threatened to stab me if I went to his place with 50 vallies while he was going through acute benzo withdrawal.

No idea if irc-bangla-lad lost his anal virginity to andro, although she's a final anal fuck even for the lasts more than 15 minutes in an arse experienced crew. In any case this was before she was an escort for all of two weeks (unless bangla lad made the hajj to Manchester to fucker her in the arse at £50 the half hour.

Andro definitely lost her own arse cherry way way before that.

Why are we even discussing this. I won't remember this in the morning. Delete this post if it's gonna cause stress. I'm off to buy some Alpacas of my mum's my credit card.
>> No. 14740 Anonymous
17th April 2018
Tuesday 7:08 pm
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>>14729
> Though there's some part of me that thinks it'd be both hilarious and oddly fulfilling to shag a .gs prostitute. How else could I adequately express my love of this place?

#metoo
>> No. 14742 Anonymous
17th April 2018
Tuesday 7:31 pm
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>>14730
>No idea if irc-bangla-lad lost his anal virginity to andro
He claims his Uncle bummed him, but I'd hardly call that consensual. Why Tower Hamlets isn't on the news for the area's endemic ritualistic bumming of teenagers, I'll never know.
>> No. 14748 Anonymous
18th April 2018
Wednesday 9:30 am
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>>14691
>Are we sure this one wasn't just student japes? To be fair, if I saw a fucking cyclist near the water I'd be tempted to push the cunt in too.
I think you're the cunt here m8.

Correction, murderous cunt.
>> No. 14749 Anonymous
18th April 2018
Wednesday 10:25 am
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>>14748
Your dayglo lycra cycle shorts are showing.
>> No. 14750 Anonymous
18th April 2018
Wednesday 11:32 am
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>>14749

I like the idea that only another cyclist could be appalled at the attempted murder of a cyclist. Really does sum up the mentality of certain drivers.

#onelesscar
>> No. 14751 Anonymous
18th April 2018
Wednesday 12:03 pm
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>>14750
>> No. 14752 Anonymous
18th April 2018
Wednesday 12:49 pm
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>>14751

Is that chamois?
>> No. 14754 Anonymous
18th April 2018
Wednesday 5:11 pm
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>>14749
Don't have any.

Incidentally, your cuntishness is showing, Nige.
>> No. 14755 Anonymous
18th April 2018
Wednesday 5:51 pm
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>>14754
Must chafe awfully without shorts.

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