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|>>|| No. 15225
>Anne Frank's 'dirty' jokes found on diary pages she covered over
>Researchers using digital technology on two pages of Anne Frank’s diary covered over with brown masking paper have discovered passages featuring four risque jokes and candid explanations of sex, contraception and prostitution.
>“Anyone who reads the passages that have now been discovered will be unable to suppress a smile,” said Frank van Vree, the director of the Netherlands Institute for War, Holocaust and Genocide Studies. “The dirty jokes are classics among growing children. They make it clear that Anne, with all her gifts, was above all also an ordinary girl.”
>On prostitution, she wrote: “All men, if they are normal, go with women, women like that accost them on the street and then they go together. In Paris they have big houses for that. Papa has been there.”
Dirty bugger, her dad...
|>>|| No. 15234
Phwoar I'd snuggle into her secret rear chamber IYKWIM
|>>|| No. 15235
>All men, if they are normal, go with women
Oh well. Attitudes of the time I guess. She would be over ninety today.
|>>|| No. 15236
And banging like a barn door in the granny section of Amsterdam's red light district by the sound of it.
|>>|| No. 15237
I really enjoyed re-reading Anne Frank's diary (after reading it at school many years ago).
It also introduced me to Neutral Milk Hotel.
|>>|| No. 15238
Another news source today reported it a bit imprecisely, effectively saying in the story's teaser that they'd managed to separate two pages with Anne Frank's sexual reflections that had been stuck together.
The jokes pretty much would have written themselves...
|>>|| No. 15239
I've never read her diary but I love looking at photographs of her. She had the cheekiest smile.
|>>|| No. 15241
Could you fucking hang yourself and stop disapointing your mum, she says she cares, but you both know she's just being polite.
|>>|| No. 15244
There's a joke in there somewhere, but I don't fancy ending up with a criminal record for making a Nazi joke, which is apparently a thing now.
|>>|| No. 15245
> but I don't fancy ending up with a criminal record for making a Nazi joke
You're much more likely to be done in for being a paedo if you think she was hot. After all, she was only about 14 when she wrote her diary.
Has this really not occurred to you otherlads?
|>>|| No. 15246
That ultimately depends on what you mean by "hot". Which is dangerously close to the joke I'm not going to make.
|>>|| No. 15247
>That ultimately depends on what you mean by "hot".
Well, she will not have had hot flashes at her age.
|>>|| No. 15249
14's legal in the Netherlands neverLeftHisHometownLad, also being attracted to a (non sexual) photograph isn't quite a crime yet, even in the UK, you Daily Mail reading bag-o-shite-for-brains that you are.
She was as hot as an extra hot hot 'n' spicy pizza right out of the oven, with cheese in the crust so volcanic and molten that just one bite would give your grandchildren dental birth defects. Actually she died of Typhoid, which means that she probably died at about 39oC which isn't really that hot at all but I bet shagging her on her deathbed would have felt like fucking a freshly baked and buttered warm bread roll. Am I getting close enough? Look lads I'm just like Are Stew only I've not repeated the joke a dozen times yet.
(A good day to you Sir!)
|>>|| No. 15251
I wish you got a list of old ban messages so you could review the comedy bans that you miss while you're getting your dinner out of the oven.
|>>|| No. 15254
Mate, have a word with yourself, now that you're perma banned.
Did you honestly think the mods would let that kind of thing fly?
Also, it may interest you (I've just checked wikipedia) - the age of consent in the Netherlands is 16, same as the UK, not 14. So even in the Netherlands, they would run your paedo arse out of town. Keep that in mind the next time you go there and leer at schoolgirls one-third your age.
|>>|| No. 15255
You tell 'im lad. He would have to wait two more years before being allowed to leer at the schoolgirl.
|>>|| No. 15256
Bastards have upped the drinking age from 16 to 18 too, so I can't even get the sixteen year olds drunk any more either. What a shite turn of events.
|>>|| No. 15259
Those carpet-bagger enablers are getting more crafty if they're posting threads about Anne Frank solely to talk about how the legal age should be lowered.
|>>|| No. 15263
No. Just no.
I'm the one who started this thread, and as you can see above, my punchline was that Anne Frank's dad apparently had a fondness for trips to French brothels and his daughter thought nothing of it.
If some otherlads then muck it up by discussing Anne Frank's fuckability, that can't be blamed on me, can it.
|>>|| No. 15268
You know, in your own way, you're perhaps even worse than the paedos on .gs.
Take a good look at yourself.
|>>|| No. 15274
>Take a good look at yourself.
What if he's visually impaired? You big gay ableist paedophile, you.
|>>|| No. 15276
Yeah and it's just odd how we can joke about one but the other is considered bad taste. What is this, Mumsnet?
|>>|| No. 15277
Only on .gs can a bad joke thread about Anne Frank turn into someone throwing an apparently serious strop about "the paedos on .gs" as though there were some secret cadre of kiddie fiddlers cleverly hiding their signal amongst the noise of the dozen or so actual posts we get here per day.
|>>|| No. 15289
>If some otherlads then muck it up by discussing Anne Frank's fuckability, that can't be blamed on me, can it.
You posted on Britta.gs about a female and we both know full well that can only end in one of two ways.
|>>|| No. 15290
> that can only end in one of two ways
Arse or fanny, right? Or do you mean a cheeky Nandos or an arse pissing?
|>>|| No. 15291
It either ends with them being objectified or some form of misogynistic abuse; calling them psychotic, mental, simple and incapable of thinking for themselves or something like that.
|>>|| No. 15293
Why do people have so much sympathy for humanity? We're a virus with shoes.
I don't want to weep for the fucker, I'd rather shag it up the arse while it's still stumbling around in the dark like a teenaged runaway hit with a cheap rohypnol cocktail by someone she thought she could trust before fleeing into the night alone and defenseless.
|>>|| No. 15296
Finally someone actually prints the jokes (and even then only two). All the bloody articles about this have said 'we've found four dirty jokes' and then don't tell you what they actually are. Teasing hacks.
|>>|| No. 15300
Even as adolescent jokes go, they're a bit unfunny.
You probably had to be there...
I was in Amsterdam once and we wanted to visit the Anne Frank House. But the queue went almost literally once around the whole block, so we went to a coffee shop instead and had some of the best weed I've ever experienced.
|>>|| No. 15311
My trip was exactly the same. I went at 4pm on a Monday hoping it would be quiet. It's never fucking quiet, except that one time it was suspiciously so about 70 years ago which I never got to learn about because of bastard Germans; the irony.
|>>|| No. 15320
Our trip was on a weekday also. The person at the front desk at our hotel did tell us that the Anne Frank House was going to be pretty busy any day of the week, but there's busy, and there's taking the piss.
|>>|| No. 15323
Book a trip over the weekend of Museum Night, I don't know if it's become horribly over-congested over time, but when I used to live in the dam it was the only way to see some of the more popular museums that during the day are packed round the block with tourists.
|>>|| No. 15358
>and she implied that her Uncle Walter was gay.
Yeah, I can imagine that sort of thing might have been funny in the 1940s.
|>>|| No. 15362
That's not one of the 'jokes', if that's what you think. That's from one of her musings on sex.
|>>|| No. 15374
You were kind of painting a target on yourself twofold by being Jewish and gay. The Nazis regarded homosexuals as "unworthy of life" just the same as the Jews.
Talk about overcompensating... all this came from a Fuhrer who was visibly non-Aryan and of quite dubious sexuality.
Former fellow soldiers from WWI said Hitler never had any relations with women, and had very weird views on the subject. And his servants at his Berghof mountain retreat said there were never any stains on his bed sheets that would have been indicative of him having had sex with Eva Braun.
|>>|| No. 15376
Oh no, his was very voluntary. He could have had literally anyone in the Wolf's Lair at his command but wouldn't even do his Chosen One.
|>>|| No. 15379
Come on he must have been an incel, why else would he have murdered a whole bunch of people?
|>>|| No. 15380
If they can't get laid even when they have the power to force people to have sex with them, it's definitely voluntary.
|>>|| No. 15384
Right. Even his one testicle should not have held him back.
>The records, taken during a medical exam following Hitler’s arrest over the failed Beer hall putsch in 1923, show that he suffered from “right-side cryptorchidism”, or an undescended right testicle.
>Notes written by Dr Josef Steiner Brin, the medical officer at Landsberg prison, state “Adolf Hitler, artist, recently writer” was otherwise “healthy and strong”.
>artist, recently writer
Ah, mirth. Reminds me of that time when I was unemployed for over a year and I was making up stories about what I was doing to avoid having to admit to not really be doing much of anything. I could have just called myself dolescum, but I was not ready to take that plunge.
Hitler was really just a layabout at that point in his life, who lived in a run-down dwelling, slept until noon every day, and met with his fellow radicals every other night to debate the state of the German Reich. Somebody who was always short on money and struggling to sell any of his paintings or drawings to get by.
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