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>> No. 16760 Anonymous
2nd December 2018
Sunday 7:08 pm
16760 Porn-obsessed chef who murdered housemate while acting out sex fantasy is j
Which one of our cheflads was this?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/porn-obsessed-chef-who-murdered-13668382
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>> No. 16763 Anonymous
2nd December 2018
Sunday 8:14 pm
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>>16760
You've learned an important post formatting lesson to day, young one. I wish you all the best in your future endeavours.

Also, it wasn't me and proper chef lad would have probably told us in /emo/ if he had killed a bird while wanking.
>> No. 16764 Anonymous
2nd December 2018
Sunday 8:15 pm
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I don't think they have computers in prison m8.
>> No. 16765 Anonymous
2nd December 2018
Sunday 8:32 pm
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>>16763

> killed a bird while wanking.

We've all been there...
>> No. 16768 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 12:18 am
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>>16765
I still remember that time I took out three pigeons.
>> No. 16769 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 1:08 am
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>>16765
One time, in the Galapagos islands, I was feeling pretty backed up. The hostel was busy and I hadn't had a suitable opportunity to relieve myself. I'd taken the boat over to Espanola for the day. I arrived, and started to explore. Soon I found a colony of Blue-footed boobies. Although I wasn't sexually attracted to them, the combination of their name and my current situation just drove me wild. I had to nip into the bushes to quell myself. So there I was, having a grand old time, but the trouble was, the birds there have no predators, and so had no fear of me. A few waddled over to see what I was up to, but I was in full flow, I couldn't stop. It was like an oil slick. A week's worth of white oil, all over their feathers. I put the old beagle away and snuck off to look at the Albatrosses.
>> No. 16770 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 8:39 am
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>>16769

Don't be such a tit
>> No. 16776 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 7:12 pm
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>>16769

I once actually knocked over a bird cage with my ex's birds in it while we were passionately making love on her sofa in the livingroom. At some point in the heat of passion, my leg somehow went off one end of the sofa and hit the cage stand with the cage on it which she kept near the sofa with a pair of budgies in it. The birds survived the fall unharmed, but probably got the scare of their lives.

And no, we did not resume our bonking. Not right away anyway.
>> No. 16779 Anonymous
3rd December 2018
Monday 10:06 pm
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>>16776
It's always ends in tears when you invite other birds into the bedroom.

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