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>> No. 18997 Anonymous
13th April 2019
Saturday 9:00 am
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Fraudster Darren Carvill stole more than £250,000 from Strood employer Mr Clutch to blow on drugs and prostitutes

A miserable accounts worker – bullied by workmates – ripped off £250,000 from his bosses... and blew it on drugs and escort parties.

Lonely Darren Carvill stole the money while working for national car servicing company "Mr Clutch" at its head office in Strood. In two-days, the 38-year-old took more than £170,000 which he then spent on glamorous parties with high-class hookers and drugs. Carvill claimed that when he realised he would be caught he wanted to "go out with a bang".


https://www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/news/accounts-worker-blew-stolen-250-000-on-escorts-and-drugs-202559/

What would you do with an embezzled a quarter of a million?
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>> No. 18999 Anonymous
13th April 2019
Saturday 9:09 am
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A flight to somewhere without an extradition treaty, a grudge against the UK and where that much cash will let me live like an Indian Raj for the rest of my days.

Or I'd bury it and try to secretly get it to my parents, but I reckon they'd be simultaneously bad at crime and surveilled to Hell and back post my arrest.
>> No. 19001 Anonymous
13th April 2019
Saturday 9:21 am
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My first purchase would be a plane ticket to somewhere that's hot, a tax haven, and won't extradite me for embezzlement.

Then I'd just buy some property and become a landlord/slumlord/air bnb proprietor, depending on where I end up.
>> No. 19004 Anonymous
13th April 2019
Saturday 10:06 am
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I might be being picky, but I'd have thought £170,000 could buy you a higher class of escort than this.
>> No. 19013 Anonymous
13th April 2019
Saturday 9:27 pm
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>>18997
I loved this story too. If you read around a bit, he'd already been convicted some time ago of a similar thing for a different employer (though much lower amount) - amazing in a way he got another job in that position.

The place where fraudsters always go wrong is what they spend the cash on. If I were so inclined to nick £170k from my employer, and actually managed it, the last thing I would spunk it on is hookers and blow - that's just asking to get caught.
>> No. 19014 Anonymous
13th April 2019
Saturday 9:50 pm
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>>19013
I'd assume that it wouldn't matter what he spent it on, or whether he spent it at all, because a missing £170k is going to be noticed either way.
>> No. 19015 Anonymous
13th April 2019
Saturday 10:08 pm
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>>19014
You'd think that, but nobody noticed a missing £20m at Patisserie Valerie until a winding-up petition was publicly announced.
>> No. 19016 Anonymous
13th April 2019
Saturday 10:42 pm
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>>19015

They knew earlier than that, to be fair. They just had to pretend to be surprised.
>> No. 19019 Anonymous
14th April 2019
Sunday 5:35 am
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>>19013
>amazing in a way he got another job in that position

You'd be surprised how many employers don't check references or do any real background checks on people they recruit.

>the last thing I would spunk it on is hookers and blow

If you spend it on anything tangible then that is likely to be seized. If you're not going to bury it in the garden then the best thing you can do with it is using it on things that cannot be taken from you, like prostitutes, drugs, hot air balloon rides, fine dining, VIP event tickets, etc.
>> No. 19026 Anonymous
14th April 2019
Sunday 11:15 pm
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>>19019

I am quite sure that he has a fat little Bitcoin wallet hidden somewhere. As long as you do not put the crypto on an exchange there is no way it can be found and seized.
>> No. 19084 Anonymous
20th April 2019
Saturday 11:30 am
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>>19013

>The place where fraudsters always go wrong is what they spend the cash on. If I were so inclined to nick £170k from my employer, and actually managed it, the last thing I would spunk it on is hookers and blow - that's just asking to get caught.

Yes but what do you do with that money instead to keep a low profile. You can't really put it into a bank account without providing documentation as to where that money came from, you can't have it paid out to you in cash little by little and then travel abroad with a bag full of banknotes, for reasons including that customs will certainly not just let you enter a foreign country with that kind of money in cash without asking questions, and you also can't invest it in property, because you will also have to tell authorities where your £175K came from.

Blowing it all on drugs and hookers, and a few consumer goods, is actually the only way that you will get your money's worth out of it. And if you do it right, it's actually one of the best ways to keep a low profile and not let everybody know that you nicked a six-figure sum from somewhere.
>> No. 19085 Anonymous
20th April 2019
Saturday 5:41 pm
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>>19084
>Blowing it all on drugs and hookers, and a few consumer goods, is actually the only way that you will get your money's worth out of it

Would £170,000 be enough to own a few hookers and become a pimp? I can't imagine they'd seize prostitutes to try and recoup the money.
>> No. 19088 Anonymous
20th April 2019
Saturday 9:34 pm
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>>19085
Being a pimp requires more than money. Pimping is rent seeking, so they need to convince the prostitutes that some or all of what they earn is not theirs after all. Since pimping in the UK is illegal by itself, they can choose any legal or illegal means to do so, be it by charm or coercion. Some cash is great for projecting wealth and a promise of more, but it's like being at the top of a pyramid scheme: as long as the money keeps coming in you can dazzle the newcomers.
>> No. 19089 Anonymous
20th April 2019
Saturday 10:50 pm
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>>19088

If you read the k/uran it's full of pimping. Underage, non believers, fucking horrible.

(A good day to you Sir!)

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