I'd mong her fish with my 5 ft pole IYKWIM

What about the guy who ran off with the knife?

>>20713
How do we know that wasn't the tusk?

A narwhal tusk and a fire extinguisher. daft militant wog stood no chance.

This is exactly the sort of thing a fake bomb vest is meant to prevent.

>>20715
The only way to stop a bad guy with a knife is two good guys, one of whom is a freelance firefighter (?) and the other of which has immediate access to the bones of a large marine mammal.

>>20716

A narwhal tusk isn't a bone, it's a tooth.

Fuck's sake. I love that this fits our polar maritime narrative, but it's another step towards an exposé of britain's leading shed obsessive imageboard's links with radical shamanism.

Can I propose 72 virgins -> 72 narwhals?

>>20718
But then how would we discuss Boris' book?

So, it turns out we already locked him up once already.

>>20719
I'm fine if we don't. I'm still resentful of the bog-time I spent reading JRM's drivel, without starting on Boris'.

Almost choked on my fisherman's breakfast reading some of this stuff.

>>20711
When did they add word filters to Twitter?

>>20723
Mirth.

Did The Mail's pap bung Anjem Choudary £20 so he'd roll his trouser legs up like that? Or is that the hot look amongst Islamist preachers?

>>20725
Asian trousers. He's also wearing a jodhpuri jacket without any lapels.

>>20725
>>20726
Isn't it the fashion now to have rolled up jeans? Seems like everyone has been doing it this year.

>>20727
I don't want to give away secrets, but fuck it, I'm 6 drinks in on a Monday. Basically, I was taught that my garments should end at my ankles and nothing should touch the ground because it is impure (desecrated or profane). It means you can't pray.

>>20728
I kind of wish you hadn't told me that, because now I'm going to be checking out every Asian lad's ankles to see if this is true or not, like the world's most boringest pervert.

>>20728
You could pray on your knees perhaps? Or lying down?

>>20730
That's not how praying works. It's a ritual thing. You have to be clean - clean clothes, purified yourself (Wudhu), etc. Be clean inside and out. You have to do that five times a day, which is mandatory. If you want the bonus rounds, you can pray all the extra prayers to get sweet brownie points to level up after you die.

With that all being said, I am still deeply troubled by what will happen to me after I die. Referring back to what I have been taught when I was young - the punishment is worse for those who were taught better and went astray.

>>20729
It is a fun game. I was told to fold my trousers up a bit before prayers a couple of times. It is a good way to measure how far along a person is along the scale.

>>20728
I asked a couple of Asian friends about this; said you're talking bollocks. They said it's frowned upon to wear things like robes that would drag on the floor to pray because they aren't modest but that's it.

>>20732

There's some degree of dispute about whether it's forbidden or merely frowned upon, but the hadith are pretty clear that wearing garments below the ankle is not cool.

https://islam.stackexchange.com/questions/1895/is-it-necessary-for-eskimo-males-to-wear-cloths-that-which-show-up-the-skin-abov