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>> No. 20711 Anonymous
29th November 2019
Friday 8:44 pm
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I wasn't far from what happened today in Central London, but this is quite the detail.
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>> No. 20712 Anonymous
29th November 2019
Friday 9:03 pm
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I'd mong her fish with my 5 ft pole IYKWIM
>> No. 20713 Anonymous
29th November 2019
Friday 9:43 pm
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What about the guy who ran off with the knife?
>> No. 20714 Anonymous
29th November 2019
Friday 10:17 pm
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>>20713
How do we know that wasn't the tusk?
>> No. 20715 Anonymous
29th November 2019
Friday 10:51 pm
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A narwhal tusk and a fire extinguisher. daft militant wog stood no chance.
>> No. 20716 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 12:25 am
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This is exactly the sort of thing a fake bomb vest is meant to prevent.

>>20715
The only way to stop a bad guy with a knife is two good guys, one of whom is a freelance firefighter (?) and the other of which has immediate access to the bones of a large marine mammal.
>> No. 20717 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 4:36 am
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>>20716

A narwhal tusk isn't a bone, it's a tooth.
>> No. 20718 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 8:17 am
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Fuck's sake. I love that this fits our polar maritime narrative, but it's another step towards an exposé of britain's leading shed obsessive imageboard's links with radical shamanism.

Can I propose 72 virgins -> 72 narwhals?
>> No. 20719 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 9:02 am
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>>20718
But then how would we discuss Boris' book?
>> No. 20720 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 9:40 am
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So, it turns out we already locked him up once already.
>> No. 20721 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 12:17 pm
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>>20719
I'm fine if we don't. I'm still resentful of the bog-time I spent reading JRM's drivel, without starting on Boris'.
>> No. 20722 Anonymous
30th November 2019
Saturday 1:16 pm
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Almost choked on my fisherman's breakfast reading some of this stuff.
>> No. 20723 Anonymous
2nd December 2019
Monday 12:25 pm
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>>20711
When did they add word filters to Twitter?
>> No. 20724 Anonymous
2nd December 2019
Monday 5:16 pm
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>>20723
Mirth.
>> No. 20725 Anonymous
2nd December 2019
Monday 10:32 pm
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Did The Mail's pap bung Anjem Choudary £20 so he'd roll his trouser legs up like that? Or is that the hot look amongst Islamist preachers?
>> No. 20726 Anonymous
2nd December 2019
Monday 10:34 pm
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>>20725
Asian trousers. He's also wearing a jodhpuri jacket without any lapels.
>> No. 20727 Anonymous
2nd December 2019
Monday 10:56 pm
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>>20725
>>20726
Isn't it the fashion now to have rolled up jeans? Seems like everyone has been doing it this year.
>> No. 20728 Anonymous
2nd December 2019
Monday 11:11 pm
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>>20727
I don't want to give away secrets, but fuck it, I'm 6 drinks in on a Monday. Basically, I was taught that my garments should end at my ankles and nothing should touch the ground because it is impure (desecrated or profane). It means you can't pray.
>> No. 20729 Anonymous
2nd December 2019
Monday 11:26 pm
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>>20728
I kind of wish you hadn't told me that, because now I'm going to be checking out every Asian lad's ankles to see if this is true or not, like the world's most boringest pervert.
>> No. 20730 Anonymous
2nd December 2019
Monday 11:26 pm
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>>20728
You could pray on your knees perhaps? Or lying down?
>> No. 20731 Anonymous
2nd December 2019
Monday 11:36 pm
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>>20730
That's not how praying works. It's a ritual thing. You have to be clean - clean clothes, purified yourself (Wudhu), etc. Be clean inside and out. You have to do that five times a day, which is mandatory. If you want the bonus rounds, you can pray all the extra prayers to get sweet brownie points to level up after you die.

With that all being said, I am still deeply troubled by what will happen to me after I die. Referring back to what I have been taught when I was young - the punishment is worse for those who were taught better and went astray.

>>20729
It is a fun game. I was told to fold my trousers up a bit before prayers a couple of times. It is a good way to measure how far along a person is along the scale.
>> No. 20732 Anonymous
3rd December 2019
Tuesday 6:32 pm
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>>20728
I asked a couple of Asian friends about this; said you're talking bollocks. They said it's frowned upon to wear things like robes that would drag on the floor to pray because they aren't modest but that's it.
>> No. 20733 Anonymous
3rd December 2019
Tuesday 6:50 pm
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>>20732

There's some degree of dispute about whether it's forbidden or merely frowned upon, but the hadith are pretty clear that wearing garments below the ankle is not cool.

https://islam.stackexchange.com/questions/1895/is-it-necessary-for-eskimo-males-to-wear-cloths-that-which-show-up-the-skin-abov
>> No. 20737 Anonymous
4th December 2019
Wednesday 7:33 pm
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