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>> No. 28256 Anonymous
5th October 2020
Monday 11:20 am
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A HYPNOTIST has been arrested for giving patients illegal prostate exams during hypnotherapy sessions, officials said.

Robert Bruckner, 55, was charged with sexual assault, endangering the welfare of a child and practicing medicine without a license, WLNY reported.

Have you ever been hynotised?
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>> No. 28270 Anonymous
5th October 2020
Monday 3:28 pm
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Who the hell would let themselves get hypnotised by him? Look at him! He looks like a pervy bullfrog.
>> No. 28274 Anonymous
5th October 2020
Monday 5:02 pm
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He looks like a Tim and Eric composite.
>> No. 28275 Anonymous
5th October 2020
Monday 5:33 pm
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>illegal prostate exams

That's a funny way of putting it.
>> No. 28276 Anonymous
5th October 2020
Monday 5:36 pm
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I met/shagged a yank lass who was into that sexy hypnosis stuff where they make you jizz hands free. I think she charges people for it now on patreon.

While it was pretty enjoyable to have her whispering dirty stuff in my ear, it never really worked for me. Apparently you're either suggestible or you're not, though she did sort of frame it as if I wasn't giving it a proper chance - as if I've ever done anything to sabotage a perfectly good spunk in my life.
>> No. 28279 Anonymous
5th October 2020
Monday 7:14 pm
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>Apparently you're either suggestible or you're not

Convenient eh? Call me cynical but I think it's much more likely that it only works on a tiny fraction of people to begin with, if any, and she's just essentially conning her "customers" out of the cash. I doubt she has a refund policy at any rate.

If you listen to people like Derren Brown, "suggestible" here is more or less a euphemism for "willingly playing along but telling yourself you didn't". No mater how willingly I played along I don't think I'd be able to make myself jizz by sound alone.
>> No. 28283 Anonymous
5th October 2020
Monday 8:04 pm
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>"willingly playing along but telling yourself you didn't".

Well, this was my point posting the story; all the people I know of who have been hypnotised report it as being relaxed, but very aware of what is going on - rarely is it the (fake) stage hypnosis we see where people apparently do things they didn't want to do, or weren't actually happy doing. Which brings us back to the prostate examination...
>> No. 28284 Anonymous
5th October 2020
Monday 8:07 pm
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He's Keir Starmer in a few years.
>> No. 28287 Anonymous
5th October 2020
Monday 9:19 pm
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No. Looks like Jonah Hill in a few years.
>> No. 28480 Anonymous
19th October 2020
Monday 11:17 am
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Unless Derren is pulling yet another one of his famous double bluffs, he says being suggestible is just that - suggestion - and therefore it's not just rare, it's impossible to hypnotise someone into doing something they aren't happy to do. But he also draws a clear distinction between 'true' hypnosis and people who pretend to be hypnotised out of social pressure or the fun of it so I don't think >>28279 is right either.

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