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>> No. 9544 Anonymous
26th June 2013
Wednesday 10:29 pm
9544 Recipes only, no comments. Stickied

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>> No. 13211 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 5:59 pm
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>> No. 13237 Anonymous
18th February 2020
Tuesday 9:28 pm
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>> No. 13269 Anonymous
17th March 2020
Tuesday 5:46 pm
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marmite on toasted fruit loaf
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30th March 2020
Monday 5:55 pm
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>> No. 4633 Anonymous
1st August 2010
Sunday 2:24 pm
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Look at this fucking thing, /nom/. Gaze upon it.

Fucking yum.

(It's five or six inches in diameter, in case the scale isn't obvious.)
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>> No. 13132 Anonymous
30th October 2019
Wednesday 7:40 pm
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What's a social network?
>> No. 13133 Anonymous
30th October 2019
Wednesday 7:41 pm
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They're going 24/7
>> No. 13276 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 7:00 am
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Little article here about Our Fungi Lord and Saviour, Roger Phillips, and mushrooms in general. Found in the Observer. Probably online now that I think about it, but fuck it, I made the effort so here it is.
>> No. 13277 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 7:00 am
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>> No. 13278 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 7:43 am
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>>13277 Thanks for that.
These guys were looking really shiny and golden yesterday. Probably not food?

>> No. 12807 Anonymous
10th November 2018
Saturday 9:39 am
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What's the best method for making tomato sauce?

I usually slowly cook a few tins of plum tomatoes, but it doesn't quite taste as rich and strong as I'd like. Should I be adding in tomato puree?
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>> No. 12844 Anonymous
11th November 2018
Sunday 6:40 pm
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Thank you very much, I didn't know about them.
>> No. 13055 Anonymous
3rd August 2019
Saturday 7:11 pm
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Today I've tried using red wine vinegar in my pasta sauce. I think it might be a bit of a game changer.
>> No. 13056 Anonymous
3rd August 2019
Saturday 8:52 pm
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As I said in >>12823 you need a bit of vinegar to make the tomatoes taste nicer. It's definitely a game changer.
>> No. 13274 Anonymous
4th April 2020
Saturday 12:06 pm
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I think I've perfected tomato sauce:-

3 tins of chopped tomatoes
6/7 cloves of garlic
Glug of oil
A few herbs
A squeeze of tomato puree

>> No. 13275 Anonymous
4th April 2020
Saturday 3:34 pm
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I always add white wine vinegar to pasta. And a small mountain of salt. The pasta should taste delicious on its own.

It ain't perfecto if it's tinned tomatoes now is it, mate.

>> No. 13192 Anonymous
22nd January 2020
Wednesday 5:53 pm
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This is going to be our food review thread.
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>> No. 13267 Anonymous
2nd March 2020
Monday 9:03 pm
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>> No. 13268 Anonymous
3rd March 2020
Tuesday 4:54 pm
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God, Sarah Millican is gorgeous but her reliance on toilet humour is a real turn off. I'd still eat her arse, though, no guilt about it.
>> No. 13270 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 9:07 pm
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I've finally got around to trying the No Chick Strips from Iceland's vegan range. A lot of brands that try to replicate the texture of chicken with layers of layers of hydrated soya protein fuck it horribly by making it too chewy or too watery but these were spot on. In fact, they might be the best veggie chicken I've tried but they should be at that price.
>> No. 13272 Anonymous
30th March 2020
Monday 10:20 pm
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No Bull and No Porkies are reasonably witty. I would've gone with No Clucks Given for the chicken, though.
>> No. 13273 Anonymous
31st March 2020
Tuesday 1:23 am
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Why would you do this to yourself?

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>> No. 13212 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 6:29 pm
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Anyone drink tea with no milk or sugar?

I stopped drinking coffee a few days ago and replaced it with black tea. It's quite nice and clean tasting. Coffee always made my mouth feel kind of dirty.
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>> No. 13217 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 9:19 pm
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I'm the type of person who leaves the bag to stew for 20 minutes on occasion - black tea as such is awful. Probably quite nice weak, though. I do find it sticks to the teath and breath a whole lot more than with milk, though.
>> No. 13218 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 9:55 pm
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For reference, ass tastes like when you put your tongue on the top of a 9v battery.
>> No. 13219 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 9:58 pm
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If that's true why don't we insert battery-operated gadgets rectally when they're out of juice?
>> No. 13220 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 10:16 pm
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Yeah, have had black tea for years. Don't really like sugar in hot drinks, and realised that the splash of milk most people put in really isn't that noticeable anyway.

It's funny that people always seem a little surprised when I say no milk, no sugar. "You sure?" yeah of course I'm fucking sure.
>> No. 13221 Anonymous
30th January 2020
Thursday 10:23 pm
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Depends. An Earl Grey I drink black, a more bland tea like Barry's or PG Tips needs something a little extra to help it along like a splash of milk. Increasingly, though, I found a pinch of "lemon salt" (instant lemon juice) to be a perfect addition to all black teas. The slight acidity marries well with the bitter notes and amplifies the clean flavour.

>> No. 13208 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 9:49 pm
13208 Vegan alternatives
That Violife cheese is quite nice and has decent texture and body of flavour but I've yet to find a milk substitute that has the same creaminess / mouthfeel of actual dairy.

Vegan/flexitarian soapbox general, I guess.

Also fuck almonds.
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>> No. 13209 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 10:40 pm
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Violife actually melts quite well though, one of the best of the vegan cheeses in that respect - in the oven you can make a decent toasted cheese sandwich and if you use the slices on a burger (Beyond Meat obvs) it makes a very good cheeseburger indeed.
>> No. 13210 Anonymous
28th January 2020
Tuesday 10:47 pm
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I'll have a look for it, cheers.

>> No. 13179 Anonymous
9th January 2020
Thursday 8:16 pm
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I don't really feel like eating.

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>> No. 13182 Anonymous
9th January 2020
Thursday 9:09 pm
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Oh was parched not a Peter Crouch Podcast reference?
>> No. 13183 Anonymous
9th January 2020
Thursday 9:22 pm
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Garlic Bread.
>> No. 13184 Anonymous
9th January 2020
Thursday 9:36 pm
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Really thirsty.
>> No. 13185 Anonymous
9th January 2020
Thursday 11:20 pm
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If only there was some sort of nutritional drink that gave you all the benefits of a full meal, but in liquid form.
>> No. 13186 Anonymous
9th January 2020
Thursday 11:25 pm
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Energy in a liquid form like a sort of fuel, for humans. I'd buy it. You know I think there's a product like that called Soylent.

(A good day to you Sir!)

>> No. 5883 Anonymous
6th April 2011
Wednesday 5:52 pm
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Why do a lot of people seem to rave about Nando's?

My friends think I'm a freak because I very rarely eat Subway or Nando's; as far I can tell it's just, not especially good quality, grilled chicken that has been marinated in peri-peri sauce. Am I missing something here?
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>> No. 13172 Anonymous
5th January 2020
Sunday 3:43 am
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I thought the fact Holland and Barretts' comes in the same pack size might mean it's the same somehow but I've never tried it.
>> No. 13173 Anonymous
5th January 2020
Sunday 10:09 am
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I'd say Linda McCartney burgers edge Iceland burgers; the last time I went to a barbecue they only had cheap meat burgers so the Linda McCartney ones were actually nicer to eat. Not burgers, but I got a couple of Oumph! products yesterday so I'll see what they're like.

For whatever reason most other dried soya mince I've tried ends up too chewy and rubbery.
>> No. 13174 Anonymous
5th January 2020
Sunday 10:37 am
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I'll never forgive her for what she did to Paul. And for all I know there's probably bits of her old leg in there.
>> No. 13175 Anonymous
5th January 2020
Sunday 11:34 am
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That's Heather Mills.
>> No. 13176 Anonymous
7th January 2020
Tuesday 7:09 am
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It’s fine if a little dry, though the sauce makes up for it. The batter pulls most of the weight as expected. Perfectly inoffensive but nothing to write home about, basically.

>> No. 5772 Anonymous
20th March 2011
Sunday 6:01 pm
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What is the king of confectionery boxes?

I used to think it was Cadbury Roses, but I had some lately and they've greatly reduced the variety and quality of chocolates available. I've heard Cadbury have also done the same with Miniature Heroes; taking out Crunchie, Picnic, Time Out and Caramel with a nut in it (can't remember the proper name for this).

Quality Street? Celebrations?
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>> No. 13158 Anonymous
27th December 2019
Friday 6:26 pm
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I have decided that Cadbury Heroes are the winner of confectionery box 2019.
>> No. 13159 Anonymous
28th December 2019
Saturday 12:42 am
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I absolutely loved those as a kid. I'm tempted to see if I can get them imported.
>> No. 13160 Anonymous
28th December 2019
Saturday 7:48 pm
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How come none of them have a special projects division, with a (shit, inevitably) webpage where you can choose to have a tin stuffed with your choice and ratio. All it needs is a webform, a decent markup and a couple of Latvian lasses with boxes of the individual sweets.
Fuck it, no real need to interfere with the existing production lines - make them strip and sort regular boxes, and send the unpopular ones that nobody ever chooses to orphans or summat.
>> No. 13162 Anonymous
28th December 2019
Saturday 8:18 pm
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>> No. 13163 Anonymous
28th December 2019
Saturday 9:09 pm
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Because the only reason these boxes exist at all is for the companies to shift the shit ones nobody likes by mixing them with the good ones people do like.

Don't fall for Big Chocolate and their schemes lad.

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>> No. 13078 Anonymous
29th September 2019
Sunday 3:34 pm
13078 Slow Cooker Curry
What am I doing wrong, lads? Every slow cooker curry I make turns out more like a watery broth; there's absolutely no thickness to the sauce and it just doesn't... taste like a curry. It has all the flavours but it doesn't quite mesh right.

My process is:
Fry chicken pieces with onions, carrots, and broccoli until browned off.
Put in slow cooker with box of passata, 4 or 5 heaped tablespoons of madras curry powder, and a whole chilli. Sprinkle Oxo cube in too.
Give it a mix, put the lid on, low for 8 hours or high for 6.

Add chopped coriander, leave for 5 mins with lid off, serve.

Every time, as I say, it's just far, far too watery. The most recent batch I froze individual portions of just have no sauce at all. What do?

Thanks lads.
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>> No. 13139 Anonymous
24th November 2019
Sunday 11:57 pm
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> Most curries aren't made with cream, though.

Most curries aren't made with broccoli, mushrooms, and carrots either.
>> No. 13140 Anonymous
25th November 2019
Monday 12:02 am
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They could be. Curries are a countable noun but have no minimum mass requirement whereas a curry is a countable noun so you could divide a small amount of one curry into a very large number of curries and outnumber the amount of other curries, making your own curries the majority of what all curries are.
Probably more effort than it's worth.
>> No. 13141 Anonymous
25th November 2019
Monday 12:38 am
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This isn’t even a curry, it’s a spicy stew.
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25th November 2019
Monday 12:53 am
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What's the difference?
>> No. 13143 Anonymous
25th November 2019
Monday 12:59 am
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You need to let shit reduce before you get all that good shit sticking to your chickens/lambs.

At the very least, when you first start, try to let it reduce (leave the top open on medium to high flame, and then use your pressure/slow cooker wizardry.

People in poor places don't even have your tech, but they do it faster and better than you. Find out why. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKlET6nkHSKNWef97D_UBkQ

Please keep me posted. I need this information. I need all information. I think I need to work for the fucking Doughnut. Hire me please. I need to be paid in alcohol though.

>> No. 13073 Anonymous
28th September 2019
Saturday 11:59 am
13073 Hot sauces and chili jams
Any of you lads had any experience with making your own hot sauce or chili jams? If not, do you have any favourites?

I'm about to harvest my chili plant and retire it for the winter. I'll probably cook up a few batches and bottle them for the next couple of months.

My proposed mix is as follows:

- 3 x Scotch bonnet
- 3 x jalapeno (grilled)
- 1 x bell pepper (roasted)
- Handful of roasted plum tomatoes
- Half an onion (grilled)
- Some garlic
- Some ginger
- A few carrots (roasted)
- Salt
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>> No. 13076 Anonymous
29th September 2019
Sunday 12:11 pm
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Sounds delicious - I like the roasted plum tomatoes.
>> No. 13077 Anonymous
29th September 2019
Sunday 2:56 pm
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It turned out alright, I suppose. Less yield than I'd expected mostly due to not being able to liquefy it as much as I anticipated. Not sure if I just didn't add enough liquid or what.
>> No. 13081 Anonymous
29th September 2019
Sunday 7:01 pm
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Are you a hård man, OP?

>> No. 13084 Anonymous
30th September 2019
Monday 6:27 pm
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Bit late, but this guy has a lot of good guides to making chilli sauces. You might want to look at making a fermented sauce too. They're "easy" in one sense of the word, although you might face certain problems with that route.

>> No. 13124 Anonymous
26th October 2019
Saturday 12:46 pm
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12x random chilli pepper I was sent. Look like Trinidad Scorpions but it's hard to be sure.
Half a mug of dried sichuan peppers
2x Garlic cloves
Roasted on a low temperature for a bit then took the sichuan peppers out when they started to smoke. Turned up the temperature and continued roasting until the chillies started to blacken a little.
.5 cup light soy sauce
1x cup of rice vinegar
1.5 shots of lime juice
1x teaspoon of cayenne pepper
.5 test tube of dried chipotle
1x teaspoon salt
1x tablespoon MSG
Peeled the now soft garlic & removed the chilli pepper stalks, blended all the ingredients together as homogeneously as possible. Brought to a boil then simmered for the remainder of 30 minutes while fairly constantly stirring.

It's cooling now. I can see subsidence is a problem as it keeps separating so will need shaking/stirring before serving but it's really delicious.

>> No. 13064 Anonymous
14th August 2019
Wednesday 8:58 pm
13064 Unusual ingredient thread
I have a smoked garlic bulb from my local greengrocers' and would like some ideas of what to do with it. I know that only a carpet-bagger needs a quick response but I'd quite like to cook with it tonight if anyone has some immediate ideas.

I also thought this could be a good thread for when we find ourselves in possession of a random ingredient and need cheflad the userbase to give us some pointers.
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>> No. 13066 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 4:15 am
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Anything you'd normally put garlic in.
>> No. 13068 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 4:39 am
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If it's hot-smoked, use it anywhere you'd use roasted garlic.

If it's cold-smoked, there's a risk that cooking will dull the smoky notes, but it'll add an extra dimension to an aioli or mayo, and you'll probably get away with it in a tomato sauce for pasta. That said, worst case scenario is you kill the smoke and end up with the same taste as unsmoked garlic.
>> No. 13069 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 6:41 pm
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Spread it on crusty bread and eat raw?
>> No. 13070 Anonymous
15th August 2019
Thursday 7:15 pm
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Plant it and see if you can grow more smoked garlic and then start selling it back to the greengrocer.
>> No. 13071 Anonymous
16th August 2019
Friday 2:29 pm
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I think the greengrocers' didn't smoke it for long enough. It was clearly cold-smoked as it wasn't softened or browned on the inside, and after some gentle cooking the smoky aroma wasn't very noticable at all. In the end I made a sort of Japanese omelette (I think they call it tamagoyaki) with a little sesame oil and spring onion greens to go with a salmon dish of mine. It was very nice and all but I don't think the fact that the garlic was smoked did much.

Actual hot-smoked garlic like in my earlier pic does look delicious though, I'd love to have that on toast.

>> No. 13040 Anonymous
18th July 2019
Thursday 10:43 am
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They finally invented the ultimate chip.
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>> No. 13041 Anonymous
18th July 2019
Thursday 11:37 am
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Are these the Iceland ones? They're full of onions.
>> No. 13042 Anonymous
18th July 2019
Thursday 12:15 pm
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Hash browns are supposed to contain onion.
They're not supposed to contain Maize Starch, though, the bastards. There's no need.
Gits. Nice idea otherwise, although if they look as manky as they do on the bag picture, no great loss.
Hash browns are a bit of a faff to make, but I cheat by using dried onion to soak up some of the water from the potato grating, and they come up nicely.
>> No. 13043 Anonymous
18th July 2019
Thursday 12:41 pm
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>There's no need.

Maize starch is a standard ingredient in battered and breaded products, because it improves crispness. They could take out the maize starch, but it'd make the product worse.
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18th July 2019
Thursday 12:55 pm
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It comes and goes. Pea starch does much the same* and was evidently cheaper until last year, when Maize made a comeback. Hell, even potato starch makes for a nice crispiness, and they've used it in the product.
* except pea starch doesn't make my mouth blister and mean I'm shitting rusty water for a couple of days. Sage for whining. I'll get by without these lovelies, but I might get some dried onion in.
>> No. 13045 Anonymous
18th July 2019
Thursday 12:58 pm
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Also: These aren't battered or breaded products, where I'd expect to find the bastard stuff. They've snuck it in where it's of marginal benefit.
Unlike Merkin food, not _everything_ in this country gets a healthy dose of subsidised corn products.

>> No. 10692 Anonymous
14th July 2014
Monday 11:14 pm
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What's your favourite Ristorante pizza?

I usually go for the Mozzarella one, it's hard to beat those little flavour explosions of garlic butter. I would prefer the Funghi ones, the taste and the flavour of the mushrooms is magnificent for the price, but it's not stocked in many places.
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>> No. 10786 Anonymous
19th July 2014
Saturday 7:41 pm
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This looks delicious.
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19th July 2014
Saturday 7:44 pm
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The I was going to make a clever post about how their sugar, as in actual glucose, is made out of corn but that hit a little too close to the truth and now I feel sad.
>> No. 10798 Anonymous
20th July 2014
Sunday 1:43 pm
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>"We planned to top the pizzas with actual garbage but by judging to our findings people will probably eat those too"

>"Dr Mores said he had initially had moral issues with conducting the tests on humans but has since come to see the subjects as 'cheese and sauce consuming beasts' "

>"In international news; the equivalent of 5 americans were killed in Afghanistan today"

At first I thought it was an advertisement for Dominoes until I noticed 'The Onion' logo. I'd forgotten about that site.
>> No. 12994 Anonymous
25th April 2019
Thursday 7:23 pm
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You either end up with undercooked pizza or burnt Quorn.
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25th April 2019
Thursday 8:06 pm
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At least the "meat" on this isn't going to be a load of barbecue-flavoured floor sweepings with seams of Transglutaminase. That shit is enough to make a bloke go veggie.

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