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>> No. 23627 Anonymous
4th April 2020
Saturday 11:41 am
/news/23627 ITZ 2.0 - Exponential Functions Edition
1 million UK deaths by May, because you don’t wash your hands.
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>> No. 23790 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 12:25 am
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Come at me bro. I don't give a fuck.
>> No. 23791 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 12:29 am
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Can we have a new thread? My ZX Spectrum is having trouble loading this one.
>> No. 23792 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 12:34 am
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Running fine on my C64. Get a real computer.
>> No. 23793 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 12:39 am
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I'm not a fan of this yank-style clapping for every cunt and occasion. Once for the NHS was alright as a novelty, should've been left at that.
>> No. 23794 Anonymous
7th April 2020
Tuesday 12:42 am
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You say this like you clapped for the NHS and I know you didn't.


>> No. 65245 Billbob
6th April 2020
Monday 11:57 pm
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How is a wax melt attuned to an archangel?


>> No. 19768 Anonymous
6th February 2015
Friday 8:29 pm
/e/19768 What are you playing right now?
I figured I'd make an /e/ equivalent of that great, big /beat/ thread.

Recently I have been slogging away on XCOM: Enemy Within with the Long War mod. Humanity is doomed as I'm simply incapable of holding back the torrent of battleships the aliens keep hurling at me.

It's bloody fun though.
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>> No. 23498 Anonymous
3rd April 2020
Friday 5:37 pm
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My xbox is gratuitously loud too. I've gone off consoles entirely mostly because of that. My PC is in quite a large case with excellent ventilation and massive fans. Even with all the fans running at max, I can't hear it over the TV as they're so big. Contrast to the tiny, whiny console fans and it's worth the effort.
>> No. 23499 Anonymous
3rd April 2020
Friday 6:13 pm
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>the noisy cunt of a gaming PC I've got
>> No. 23500 Anonymous
3rd April 2020
Friday 10:55 pm
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It's a GTX 980. I've redone the thermal paste recently which did drop temps by 5C or so, but even then with case fans doing their thing (proper airflow in a decent case) the GPU just gets too fucking hot when I'm playing newer games. I should've changed the cooler on it years ago but it's so close to obsolete now I just get angry at it instead. It's an i5 4690K system, the whole thing is getting pretty long in the tooth. Been eyeing up those Rizens, it's nice there's some competition again.
>> No. 23501 Anonymous
3rd April 2020
Friday 11:10 pm
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I was forced to upgrade from a 4670k to a 3700x as my motherboard died. AMD have smashed it out of the park with Zen 2, even their new mobile chips are threatening Intel's dominance which is fucking astonishing given where AMD have been for at least a decade.
>> No. 23503 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 11:51 pm
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FF7 Remake is everything I have ever dreamed it would be.


>> No. 17227 Anonymous
6th November 2013
Wednesday 10:41 am
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I bought the worms bundle twice absent mindedly so here are the extra keys .gs

Superfrog HD
Worms Blast
Worms Crazy Golf
Worms Ultimate Mayhem
Worms Armageddon
Worms Pinball

One each, that means you bikethief and stickyfingerslad. is Batman GOTY editions and FEAR.
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>> No. 23465 Anonymous
22nd March 2020
Sunday 5:35 pm
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Beneath a Steel Sky is hilarious and well worth a playthrough. Some of the dialog is brilliant, though the accents on the voice acting can be a little distracting at times. Can't say anything for the other games.
>> No. 23467 Anonymous
22nd March 2020
Sunday 9:31 pm
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Joey was such a little shit.
>> No. 23468 Anonymous
23rd March 2020
Monday 9:42 am
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That's not very nice, Rob.
>> No. 23472 Anonymous
25th March 2020
Wednesday 5:27 pm
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Drawful 2 is currently free on steam

The jackbox games are largely terrible and you only buy each pack to get one game out of them, and now they have made the best one free.
>> No. 23502 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 11:37 pm
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Total War: Shogun 2 will be free between the 18th and 20th.


>> No. 28571 Anonymous
17th May 2019
Friday 1:05 am
/101/28571 Minor Rants and Piss-Offs, Mark VIII
It appears largethreadmodlad has also locked the previous iteration of this thread; Mark VIII it is, then.

I take perfect care of my nails. I don't bite them, I cut in the standard flat formation every 3-5 days, and scrub under them in the shower. So why the actual fuck are my cuticles bleeding? Putting the plaster over to catch the blood means I can't play my bass properly, and that pisses me off.
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>> No. 29771 Anonymous
4th April 2020
Saturday 9:26 am
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The amount of incest plants get up to is terrifying. They're all filthy wrong 'uns, and people just invite them into their gardens where they let their kids play.
>> No. 29772 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 5:31 pm
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How the fuck do you design a kettle that vents steam onto the handle area? How did this happen, you useless pricks?
>> No. 29773 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 6:58 pm
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>>29772 I'm not calling you a prick, but... I once had a kettle that my prick housemate would take the lid off completely unnecessarily, and if it wasn't put back on properly, it'd both vent steam over the handle, and not blow steam over the turny-offy-thermostat.
It was obviously a shit design to allow this, but my housemate was an utter prick for doing it every pigfucking time he used it.
>> No. 29774 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 8:52 pm
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Mine has the lid attached on a hinge, so I couldn't engage in such swinebuggery even if I was so inclined.
>> No. 29775 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 11:02 pm
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Blue LED in my Q key has died, so I've had to trick it into displaying as near to white as possible by modifying it to a specific shade of lilac that still looks white enough to match the rest of the keys which are set to a very light yellow.

Not that I ever use the fancy RGB effects, and in fact by modifying it this way I've got closer to a true white than it was before, which was far too blue; but still. I know it's there. I know it's not perfect any more. And I'll always hate that Q key for it.

Also the iron halo had snapped off my terminator captain when I came to paint him. Can't find the fucker anywhere. Had to order a new one off ebay for a whole tenner.

Bastard. Why can't I ever have nice things.


>> No. 23522 Anonymous
2nd April 2020
Thursday 1:21 pm
/news/23522 Goodnight sweet prince
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>> No. 23755 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 5:24 pm
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Look on the bright side, I've never heard any rumours he is a filthy paedo. Give it time I guess.
>> No. 23762 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 8:02 pm
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Honor is a Goner.
>> No. 23771 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 9:47 pm
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>Lee Fierro has died from complications of coronavirus at the age of 91.

>She was an actress that played a memorable role in the iconic shark horror movie Jaws, in 1975.

She was still alive? She looked ancient already in that scene in Jaws.
>> No. 23772 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 10:15 pm
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Some people look old before their time. Maggie Smith doesn't appear to have aged much in the past thirty years because she could have passed for being in her seventies when she was in her fifties.
>> No. 23776 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 10:43 pm
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Just saying, my nan looked like that when she was 70.


>> No. 435367 Anonymous
16th March 2020
Monday 8:52 pm
/b/435367 LADS
I've suddenly got two weeks off work, fucking class, and I was wondering what you two were doing and how we should celebrate? I'm not leaving the house.

That other fucking thread is miserable, and full of lies. If the virus is going to take us, we might as well go down ranting, happily.

What are you doing with your recently found time off?
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>> No. 435935 Anonymous
3rd April 2020
Friday 9:56 pm
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Tom Allen is really losing it.
>> No. 435938 Anonymous
3rd April 2020
Friday 10:21 pm
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It's the Singaporean one. Is this the one that's marketed as a health drink over there?
>> No. 435971 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 10:29 pm
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Apparently growing your own tomatoes during lockdown is a sign of being a middle ass ponce.
>> No. 435972 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 10:37 pm
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One out of six ain't bad.
>> No. 435973 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 10:42 pm
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Stop pretending you don't think Rishi is rather dishi.


>> No. 3533 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 3:29 pm
/map/3533 Moving
Lads, I'm without a job. Being a developerlad, I'm not too worried about finding another one, but I might have to move, and I don't know where I should go.

I'm thinking of London or Manchester. There's more to do in London, and I think there'd be more to do in London, but I'd be a bit better off money wise in Manchester. I don't know how easy it is to meet new people in either of them.

Have any of you lived in both? Could you tell me what it's like to live in them?

Are there any good cities I'm overlooking?
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>> No. 3541 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 8:11 pm
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I live in London and can safely say that everyone who lives here is a wanker. That said, if you have an eye for doing an interesting job or climbing the career ladder then it's London or maybe Edinburgh.

Thirding this. Liverpool is a great shout and doesn't have the yob problem of Manchester, just be aware that Scousers are the soppiest people alive.

>Milton Keynes

Why would you do this to him? Even Northampton is a better night out.
>> No. 3542 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 8:26 pm
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But isn't Liverpool full of scousers? That sounds unbearable to look at or listen to or be with.
>> No. 3543 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 9:05 pm
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They do insist on talking to each other on the bus, it's true. If you're used to the gaze-avoidance and inviolable Do Not Disturb of the tube then it can take a bit of getting used to.
>> No. 3544 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 9:22 pm
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They're an acquired taste. Scousers are aggressively friendly, which only sounds like an oxymoron if you've never spent time in Liverpool.


>night out

There won't be any of those for a good long while.
>> No. 3545 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 10:17 pm
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Have a day out in Chester. It'll give you a mild taste of scousers without actually having to go to Liverpool.


>> No. 11742 Anonymous
3rd May 2019
Friday 6:12 pm
/beat/11742 What you feeling right now? Part V: Bach it up
Time for a new thread.
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>> No. 12330 Anonymous
2nd April 2020
Thursday 2:17 pm
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>> No. 12332 Anonymous
3rd April 2020
Friday 2:07 pm
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>> No. 12334 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 3:06 am
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Comrades, in our hour of need, come on!
>> No. 12335 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 7:41 pm
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I'm really digging Negativeland right now. Kind of like a musical sound collage (thanks wikipedia!). This one inparticular seems to be about climate change, but the general tone of most which i've heard lend themselves well to our current situation. Maybe it's just me.
>> No. 12336 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 8:05 pm
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>> No. 87242 Anonymous
10th November 2019
Sunday 10:49 am
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She's our only hope.
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>> No. 89413 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 9:38 pm
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You've gone too far this time, PoliticalShaggerLad*.

*Not to be confused with Lembit Opik.
>> No. 89414 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 10:55 pm
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>>89412 >>89413

By the end of lockdown, you'll be ready to fuck Ann Widdecombe. The only thing falling faster than the FTSE 100 is our standards.
>> No. 89434 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 1:36 am
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Give it another month after we get to Anne Widdecombe and maybe someone will want to shag me.
>> No. 89435 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 1:45 am
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Young Ann Widdecombe has a sexy Martha Argerich vibe about her. Isn't she still a virgin before god or something? It doesn't rule out ritual and being shielded by Baphomet's grace and her being thumbed through like the Xmas Radio Times, candles snuffed to avoid human witness.
>> No. 89444 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 5:21 pm
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>Corbyn and his cronies had ages to line up a successor but their rank incompetency meant they ended up with the human potato that is Rebecca Long-Bailey.
There's not really anyone from any faction in the Labour party who's up to the task in fairness. If they couldn't dig up a future prime minister under Blair/Brown/Miliband, there was little reason to suspect the talent vacuum would end under Corbyn.
Honestly, I wish mandatory re-selection had become policy for this reason - some incumbent MPs would be booted out and hopefully sheer random chance would eventually deliver Labour a future prime minister. Sure, it's sad that some excellent social workers of last resort with ten years of parliamentary experience under their belts and who're remarkably nice people if you ever meet them in person event would lose their jobs due to the votes of weirdos who joined for 50p on the Thursday before the vote, but it seems like a risk worth taking.
Maybe I'm wrong though. Maybe Starmer is a premier in waiting, a prime minister of the dull Clement Attlee sort who nobody really took too seriously before the big national crisis. It would certainly justify my decision to have voted for him.


>> No. 65203 Anonymous
4th April 2020
Saturday 11:23 pm
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Lembit Opik: top shagger
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>> No. 65240 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 10:00 am
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"When I first met Lembit I told him to BOGOF. The next thing I know I'm being strapped onto an intergalactic rocket with my twin sister!"
>> No. 65241 Moralfag
6th April 2020
Monday 10:19 am
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>> No. 65242 Billbob
6th April 2020
Monday 10:29 am
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this is a popular misconception, but big dick energy is not a term to describe someone with an actual big dick. that's just someone with a big dick.

big dick energy is for someone with an average or small penis, or even no penis at all, in the case of women, but whom act with the presumed confidence and cockiness of someone with a big dick. hence big dick energy.
>> No. 65243 YubYub
6th April 2020
Monday 1:37 pm
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Pretty sure it refers to a genuine confidence regardless of cock size.
>> No. 65244 YubYub
6th April 2020
Monday 2:56 pm
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While it's true you can have big dick energy with any size of knob, or even none at all, the phrase does not preclude those with actual large penises.


>> No. 89415 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 11:33 pm
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But, does a God exist?
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>> No. 89439 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 7:43 am
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I've adopted a sort of syncretistic Discordian-Pyrrhonist-Gnosticism but I don't like talking about it much as I worry it sounds like I'm just taking the piss out of other people's beliefs when it's not really. It's compatible with ideas like
>but doesn't Godel's theorem also hold true if you accept that the results of something "god-like" could also be explained as entropy or chaos

I've never looked into what our Quakers believe but I have a lot of respect for them from my interactions with them. Brave, peaceful people.
>> No. 89440 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 7:43 am
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As someone who's a year deep into studies on Historical Jesus and the origins of biblical monotheism in ancient Israel I can only say Poo Poo. But you do you, lad.
>> No. 89441 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 10:38 am
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It's become fashionable to be agnostic these days, I feel, and atheism has become associated with those edgy, neckbeard fedora types. It's a tragedy if you ask me, because you have otherwise rational people excusing all sorts of nonsense brain-worms just because they don't want to look like a teenager from 4chan.

As far as I want to be able to give people the freedom to believe in what they want, I really truly can't reconcile how an otherwise intelligent person can practice faith, at least in the traditional, Jeduo-Christian/Iglooist way. It seems to me all too obvious that these religions in particular have, historically, been responsible for altogether more evil than good. Their very roots in culture exist as an early form of social control and manipulation, before we'd invented mass propaganda and the modern police state. Indeed that's the only reason they have become unnecessary.

I think it's a relic of our past we'd really be better off without. There are better philosophical approaches to dealing with the quandary of the unfathomable.
>> No. 89442 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 12:50 pm
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People who beleive something anyway prove something they believe anyway, yet fail to convince anyone else. Is the best way of summing up Godel's ontological theorem. it is circular reasoning plain and simple.
>> No. 89443 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 12:58 pm
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>I was a militant Christopher Hitchens style atheist

I really hate the equivocation of atheism with this brand of it, it seems like an oversimplified Americanism. And I think the prevailing truth suffers from political tit for tat for it being treated like it is a counter point to Christianity when it isn't and shouldn't behave like it is.


>> No. 4633 Anonymous
1st August 2010
Sunday 2:24 pm
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Look at this fucking thing, /nom/. Gaze upon it.

Fucking yum.

(It's five or six inches in diameter, in case the scale isn't obvious.)
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>> No. 13132 Anonymous
30th October 2019
Wednesday 7:40 pm
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What's a social network?
>> No. 13133 Anonymous
30th October 2019
Wednesday 7:41 pm
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They're going 24/7
>> No. 13276 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 7:00 am
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Little article here about Our Fungi Lord and Saviour, Roger Phillips, and mushrooms in general. Found in the Observer. Probably online now that I think about it, but fuck it, I made the effort so here it is.
>> No. 13277 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 7:00 am
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>> No. 13278 Anonymous
6th April 2020
Monday 7:43 am
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>>13277 Thanks for that.
These guys were looking really shiny and golden yesterday. Probably not food?


>> No. 65190 Moralfag
2nd April 2020
Thursday 5:05 pm
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if you & your dad were in a terrible accident where he was killed and your penis was smashed to pieces would you let them transplant his on to you?
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>> No. 65197 Paedofag
2nd April 2020
Thursday 10:22 pm
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She has expressed interest in the past, or at least I believe so. I think I might have posted about it here once.

She's attractive, but not attractive enough to make it worth having my knob blown off first.
>> No. 65198 Auntiefucker
3rd April 2020
Friday 6:07 pm
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Depends if the frenulum is intact.
>> No. 65199 Ambulancelad
3rd April 2020
Friday 9:17 pm
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What about the balls? I think they're just as important.
>> No. 65200 Paedofag
3rd April 2020
Friday 10:30 pm
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If you had your dad's balls surgically attached and then got a woman pregnant, would your child also be your sibling?
>> No. 65232 Ambulancelad
5th April 2020
Sunday 11:07 pm
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Have you been following dick-burner?


>> No. 433819 Anonymous
18th January 2020
Saturday 1:15 pm
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New weekend thread: Flashman edition.

Right, lads. Now that we can post again what are you up to?
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>> No. 435966 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 2:55 pm
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Seems a bit cruel to ask a 'blogger' what they're working on at the moment.
>> No. 435967 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 2:59 pm
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Is it just me, or has being a "writer" or a "blogger" become shorthand for people not wanting to admit that they're actually doing fuck all for a real job?

Not that Clarkson's daughter will ever have money trouble, mind.
>> No. 435968 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 3:02 pm
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Yeah, about ten years ago.
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5th April 2020
Sunday 4:02 pm
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>> No. 435970 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 8:34 pm
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I thought I had seen Are Geoff Marshall walking around up here the other month, I probably mentioned it in one of these threads, but I dismissed it. He's just released a video on our Metro system so it absolutely was him. I regret not shouting something at him about pacers, now.


>> No. 27416 Anonymous
4th April 2020
Saturday 9:50 pm
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Now that it's gotten a bit warm outside, I've remembered that I don't actually own a fan anymore and was too lazy to buy one in winter like I said I would. And I bet it's going to be a proper scorcher this year with all of us trapped inside and having to duct-tape our windows shut to keep out the virus.

Do either of you have any recommendations for fans or other ways to prepare for a heatwave? I've noticed that bladeless seems to be taking off but they all still seem a bit too dear unless I go for the cheap as chips version:

You reckon one of these will keep me alive? I'm not fucking around, there's going to be a rush in a few days on fans and my tiny studio flat is going to turn into an oven if I'm not sorted.
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>> No. 27429 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 8:34 am
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I bought a few USB clip-on fans last year, and they were surprisingly good.
Like - I just searched if USB battery fan.
They go for quite a while on battery, and if you just want to blow the sweat off, they're great. Obviously no use for doing a whole room.
Wondering about a ceiling fan for the bedroom this year, the Mrs likes her pedestal fan, but it's annoying.
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5th April 2020
Sunday 8:53 am
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The main downside is that they only work in dry heat. On a humid day they're useless to worse than nothing.
Otherwise, the small cheap ones you can get from china for £20-30, I really don't know how good they'll be, just for the fact that they probably can't physically move enough air through them to be useful. There's some bigger units around £100 that may be a better but then it's ending up being quite expensive for something that's only going to be needed a few days or weeks a year.
>> No. 27431 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 1:51 pm
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I wonder how hard it would be to turn a car A/C compressor into a room-sized air conditioner. You'd need some sort of motor to drive it, but I suppose a 500W electric motor should do the job.

It'd be more the supporting pipework, and putting the radiator mounts in appropriate places, and I'm no plumber.
>> No. 27432 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 3:25 pm
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How humid are we talking? We don't get real humidity here, do we?

Anyway, I am effectively non-functional for ~2 months of the year when the heat arrives. If there's something out there for shy of £100 that can help, it's getting fucking bought.

I've often pondered this. I'm happy to get stuck in with DIY but mounting radiators on a wall two storeys up is a bit beyond me.
>> No. 27433 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 3:33 pm
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Not him but I reckon this comes down to where abouts you live. Near any rivers or lakes you will already be aware of the humidity difference, fucked if you get hot-rain like we had last year.

I just copied >>27425 and ordered a Meaco 650. Seems to have rave reviews and will hopefully be enough for one person.


>> No. 426868 Anonymous
16th May 2019
Thursday 5:49 pm
/b/426868 Dream Thread Mk. II
Fitter when she was fat edition.

You know the drill lads. Here are a few helpful links in order to help you further your proficiency at dreaming, and hopefully elevate the quality of discussion about our nocturnal adventures:
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>> No. 435653 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 1:45 am
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One of you left a post that was also an envelope full of money for people to take as and when they needed it. I don't really need anything, but I liked the dream logic of being able to post a physical wad of cash onto the net, so I'm telling you all about it now.
>> No. 435688 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 11:56 pm
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I got a chuckle out of this picturing myself being paid for dreaming overtime - cash in hand.

I'd probably do overtime in my sleep if I could.
>> No. 435703 Anonymous
27th March 2020
Friday 7:16 pm
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I've recently been having dreams where I've been living entirely alternate lives.

The other day I woke up feeling like Arnold Rimmer in "Thanks for the memory" after having spent the whole night dreaming about a perfect girlfriend who never existed.

Last night I was dreaming that I was in uni as a foreign exchange student. Not only were all the popular birds dead into me and my ability to speak their language but I was training with and doing private lessons daily with one of my jiu jitsu heroes.

I don't think I have to get on the old ouija board to Sigmund to figure out what's going on in my subconscious lately.
>> No. 435961 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 11:48 am
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There will be a new internal barrier system on the London Underground. When you try to change line to get on Crossrail people are filtered based on two entry points:

1. If you have a HSBC card you can go right through by presenting the card at a special barrier.

2. Everyone else needs to download a package of quiz apps and complete one which will give you a limited time pass page to scan on the barrier. There's bit of an area set up for people to complete quizzes and no you can't just download one quiz app.

My quiz was rather complicated and the first question simply said 'Robert' when they meant Robert the Bruce while describing the Battle of Bannockburn. Everyone else seemed to pass their respective quizzes with ease and got on the next train leaving me behind. Even my ex-girlfriend, who I was travelling with, decided to meet me at the destination rather than hang around.

The more miffed I got the more questions I got wrong until I started to succumb to despair. When I finally finished, 15 minutes later, the barrier wouldn't scan my now miserable score and I needed to ask a patrolling transport policewoman to let me through.

I still rate the new Elizabeth Line 6/10 because it wasn't very crowded and actually a bit cold inside. This might be a workable system.
>> No. 435962 Anonymous
5th April 2020
Sunday 12:03 pm
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Almost wet my dream thinking about my mother, again. Thankfully I managed to supressed it, though it felt fucking incredible riding that sensation. I haven't even been abstaining from wanking recently - i don't know what's going on.

Once i got back to sleep i found myself briefly shagging a obese black woman, which was really nice. Shew was one of those soft looking females.

After that i found some kind of massive dry slug creature trying to claim too much territory from someone in my family. I decided 'fuck this', and proceeded to show it what for. It sucked onto my arm and began rasping blood from my flesh, which was managable, until i realised the more danger it's in the stronger it gets. And it got really fucking strong, to the point i thought i'd lose my arm. I can't remember how that part finished.


>> No. 27411 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 12:24 am
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Remember when computers were exciting?
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>> No. 27412 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 1:32 am
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I don't think much of that outro music.
>> No. 27413 Anonymous
28th March 2020
Saturday 1:59 am
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Christ, that's a women.
>> No. 27414 Anonymous
4th April 2020
Saturday 9:05 pm
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I wonder what became of the Greens. The fact that the computer was owned in a cooperative must've been a fucking nightmare.
>> No. 27415 Anonymous
4th April 2020
Saturday 9:10 pm
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Why did so many men in the '80s look like Stephen King? Alternatively, why does Stephen King still look like he's from the '80s?


>> No. 12807 Anonymous
10th November 2018
Saturday 9:39 am
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What's the best method for making tomato sauce?

I usually slowly cook a few tins of plum tomatoes, but it doesn't quite taste as rich and strong as I'd like. Should I be adding in tomato puree?
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>> No. 12844 Anonymous
11th November 2018
Sunday 6:40 pm
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Thank you very much, I didn't know about them.
>> No. 13055 Anonymous
3rd August 2019
Saturday 7:11 pm
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Today I've tried using red wine vinegar in my pasta sauce. I think it might be a bit of a game changer.
>> No. 13056 Anonymous
3rd August 2019
Saturday 8:52 pm
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As I said in >>12823 you need a bit of vinegar to make the tomatoes taste nicer. It's definitely a game changer.
>> No. 13274 Anonymous
4th April 2020
Saturday 12:06 pm
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I think I've perfected tomato sauce:-

3 tins of chopped tomatoes
6/7 cloves of garlic
Glug of oil
A few herbs
A squeeze of tomato puree

>> No. 13275 Anonymous
4th April 2020
Saturday 3:34 pm
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I always add white wine vinegar to pasta. And a small mountain of salt. The pasta should taste delicious on its own.

It ain't perfecto if it's tinned tomatoes now is it, mate.


>> No. 21041 Anonymous
24th January 2020
Friday 5:58 pm
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Lads are you worried about the coronavirus?

I've purposely not read up about it. Mainly because the SARS, Swine Flu, Bird Flu and Ebola threat was over-hyped by the media. Prediction wise, I think after several months it will be contained and everyone will eventually forget about it.

What do you think?
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>> No. 23622 Anonymous
4th April 2020
Saturday 10:19 am
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Make one, you berk.
>> No. 23623 Anonymous
4th April 2020
Saturday 10:23 am
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For what purpose? It'd just be an excuse for people to go around in the same circles even more so.
>> No. 23624 Anonymous
4th April 2020
Saturday 11:30 am
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1 million UK deaths by May if it keeps growing at current rate.
>> No. 23625 Anonymous
4th April 2020
Saturday 11:35 am
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I’m not that lad, but if a thread gets too long it becomes almost impossible to load.

I’ll lock this later if someone makes another one, but right now I’m about to venture out to forage for supplies.
>> No. 23626 Anonymous
4th April 2020
Saturday 11:38 am
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Have you closed your 200 tabs yet?


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