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>> No. 15581 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 6:30 am
/news/15581 Article 13
I'm really surprised that nothing has been posted about this here. The EU is discussing and voting on a proposal which would require "online hosting providers" to actively monitor and filter all user-uploaded content. As far as I am aware, this is the biggest threat to the freedom of the internet that has ever existed. Are you lads already aware and just assuming that it won't pass because it's unworkable in practice?
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>> No. 15582 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 9:47 am
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I don't know if you've heard, but we're leaving the EU.
>> No. 15583 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 10:01 am
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Project Second Referendum, innit. The elites don't want us hearing bad news about the EU.

Austerity is bad when the Tories do it, but fine when the EU enforces it. Controlling the internet is bad when the Tories want to do it, but fine when the EU wants to do it.
>> No. 15584 Anonymous
16th June 2018
Saturday 2:41 pm
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Yeah GDPR didn't affect anyone outside the EU so this shouldn't be any different.
>> No. 15701 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 10:17 pm

Made a post about 13 a while back, drifted into the gutter of .gs

How many votes did we give to make Juncker the president of the EU?
>> No. 15707 Anonymous
22nd July 2018
Sunday 6:06 am
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>How many votes did we give to make Juncker the president of the EU?
About as many as we gave to make May prime minister of the UK.


>> No. 61160 YubYub
22nd July 2018
Sunday 1:17 am
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>> No. 61162 Anonymous
22nd July 2018
Sunday 4:12 am
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Artificial snow
I question your motive.


>> No. 60378 Auntiefucker
30th March 2018
Friday 9:34 am
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The Novichok was found on the front door of the skripal's house.

There are photos of countless police officers guarding the house and standing right by their front door yet not a single one of them has fallen ill.

When litvinenko was poisoned there were countless images of him in his hospital bed, yet there are none of the skripals.

They supposedly fed ducks and birds after being contaminated but there have been no poisoned ducks. Not a single quacker.

There has been no visit from Theresa May or Amber Rudd to thank the staff at the hospital.

There has been no police appeal for people who know the skripals to come forward.

The police searched the skripals house an hour after they had collapsed and no officers have been contaminated in this way.

Neither has their post man.
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>> No. 61145 Billbob
17th July 2018
Tuesday 10:48 pm
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She's rough as fuck. All those years of heavy drinking and taking drugs have clearly taken their toll.
>> No. 61150 Anonymous
18th July 2018
Wednesday 7:18 pm
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I honestly had to squint to work out that the one on the right was indeed female

What is it about being over a BMI of 25 that seems to remove any identifying sexual dimorphism
>> No. 61151 Billbob
18th July 2018
Wednesday 7:31 pm
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Fat men also have great big titties.
>> No. 61152 Anonymous
18th July 2018
Wednesday 7:57 pm
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No way does that start at 25. You can approach 30 and wearing clothes it's not even obvious you're fat.
>> No. 61161 Billbob
22nd July 2018
Sunday 3:13 am
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body of a 13 year old with a face o a 50 year old

i would


>> No. 418316 Anonymous
2nd July 2018
Monday 9:50 pm
/b/418316 Official Trump visit Thread
So The Tangerine Tyrant is gracing us with his presence, on the 13th of July. Friday the 13th in fact.

Coordinated mass protests are predicted and the met has drafted in reinforcements to "balance" free speech and security.

There's the admirable "Show your rump to trump", the coordinated mooning will if nothing offend POTUS, who is a self-confessed "germa-phobe".

Then there's the venerable "giant Trump Baby balloon". Though are Sadiq has forbidden its flying. Watch this space.

Buckle up, it's going to be one helluva ride.
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>> No. 418716 Anonymous
14th July 2018
Saturday 2:58 pm
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It doesn't matter whether or not you choose to express your own sexuality in a different fashion, you should be expressing solidarity with your community, not divisively pouring scorn on it. Because you know damn well they will come for you next.
>> No. 418721 Anonymous
14th July 2018
Saturday 4:38 pm
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They're not 'his community' though, they're just other people who happen to be bisexual.

Who is 'they' anyway?
>> No. 418891 Anonymous
22nd July 2018
Sunday 12:33 am
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>> No. 418893 Anonymous
22nd July 2018
Sunday 12:57 am
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I do remember reading, perhaps in Stasiland by Anna Funder (which is a great book), there were a few people who crossed from west to east - often soldiers who wanted to be with a bird they had met, or people wanting to disappear from their lives in the West.

As I recall, they were sent to labour camps at best, executed at worst.
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22nd July 2018
Sunday 1:48 am
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>> No. 27149 Anonymous
22nd July 2018
Sunday 12:03 am
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Im 26 and I've only just come to accept I'm bisexual. That's a step I suppose, but I have this deep rooted sense that I am inferior for it. I don't know why, but I feel less than my straight peers. Like a sissy, beta skinny guy not worth a thing. I hate myself for it, it makes me feel weak and embarrassed. The only person on earth who has any knowledge of this is my girlfriend. Probably my friends suspect things. Bu! t I feel horrendous. I wish I was born a girl. That way I could feel like I do now without guilt. I'd be normal. I wouldn't hate myself for being a failed man. How do I get over this?
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>> No. 27150 Anonymous
22nd July 2018
Sunday 1:22 am
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Explain why you think admitting that you've always sort of fancied men changes who you are in anyway?

Who instilled this rhetoric into you? Why do you subscribe to it?

On a lighter note, fucking a man up the arse and having him beg for more is one of the manliest things a guy can do.
>> No. 27151 Anonymous
22nd July 2018
Sunday 1:30 am
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You need to learn how to own and internalise it. A key step of which is not giving a fuck what others think about it and realise it doesn't really matter ass long as you are living true to yourself.

You aren't "Anon the bisexual", you are "Anon", who happens to be bi among their other qualities.

>Who instilled this rhetoric into you? Why do you subscribe to it?
To be fair if you read the cunt off in the trump protest thread you would think you need to be a massive flaming bender in order to even call yourself not straight. You are right and they are wrong in my opinion, but sometimes the greatest enermy of the LGBT movement, is the LGBT movement. It alienates the people it is supposed to help Down-low wouldn't exist if it wasn't for batty boys.


>> No. 418310 Anonymous
2nd July 2018
Monday 1:01 pm
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New week thread.

What is happening in your life?
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>> No. 418808 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 2:12 pm
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My ex girlfriend actually asked me once how I do it every day, wanking off without getting carpal tunnel. To her, it felt like a real effort whenever she was wanking me off.

So I asked her, what about when she got herself off. Rubbing your G spot to climax doesn't really seem to be much less effort. She then rightly said that she never felt the need to do it up to two times a day. And that she usually used a vibrator because it was so much more convenient.
>> No. 418809 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 3:35 pm
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That's women for you in a nutshell isn't it. Always having things done for them, never putting the effort in for themselves.
>> No. 418812 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 4:58 pm
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Oh you poor fool.
>> No. 418814 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 5:14 pm
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Then again, my ex wasn't like that in every respect. She was often the one who initiated sex. She often got right to the point, and would just simply lower herself onto my knob when she felt like it. And she didn't need the kind of foreplay that some women expect. You know, the types who expect to be waited on and are really just lying there waiting for the bloke to do everything.

She sometimes said maybe she was a lad trapped in a woman's body, because she kind of dealt with sex more like a bloke. It had to be fun, and when she was sexually aroused, she wanted to get her rocks off, and fast.
>> No. 418892 Anonymous
22nd July 2018
Sunday 12:45 am
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>> No. 418810 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 3:36 pm
/b/418810 The Many Faces Of Adolf Hitler
New documents reveal Adolf Hitler was still alive more than 10 years after World War 2. Declassified CIA files revealed this truth about Adolf Hitler. The suspected Adolf Hitler pictures from the CIA files show him in his many different appearances unlike you've ever seen him before.
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>> No. 418852 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 12:25 am
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What's really going to blow your mind is if you read up on War Plan Red. Suddenly, the heroic Allies won't seem so heroic to you anymore. If it hadn't been for Hitler starting WWII, then quite likely WWII would have taken place pretty much around the same time, give or take, between the United States and the British Empire. One of the first steps would have been an illegal military invasion and occupation of Canada by the U.S.. And things probably would have progressed from there.

>under largely the same sort of consumer-capitalist society we live in now

Not quite. One key feature of modern consumerism is and was credit. In the 1940s, credit and loans were far from ubiquitous as they are now. If you wanted to buy consumer goods, it was largely understood that you would have to earn and save your own money to afford them. Then again, job security and real-term wages were at levels unknown to most people today. Through his own hard work, a family man really could earn enough to provide and afford modest luxuries for a family of four including a stay at home housewife.

The kind of credit consumer mentality we have today really only came about after WWII and going into the 1950s and 1960s, with readily available consumer credit. Sadly, this also meant that in general, employers no longer needed to keep wages high and fixed in order not to cut their own flesh on the consumer side, because consumer demand for the goods they offered no longer depended on income, but increasingly only on the availability of credit. And now we live in a world where over 60 percent of new cars are financed. If you took away consumer credit, entire industries would collapse. As they have, e.g. the housing market following the subprime mortgage crisis of 2007/2008. And we are all really still paying the price for it. Worse even, we have learned nothing from it, but we are seeing consumer and housing credit bubbles that dwarf anything that has existed before.

But that's enough economics 101 for now.
>> No. 418853 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 2:01 am
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War Plan Red, like the other similarly named American military plots, is a contingency plan for a worst case scenario no matter how unlikely, not something intended to be enacted under any usual circumstance. You may as well argue Batman is evil because he keeps a chunk of kryptonite in his utility belt.
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21st July 2018
Saturday 2:20 am
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War Plan Red is a backup plan in case of the event of war, it was not a statement of intent. Military types plan, it's what they do.
>> No. 418882 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 9:46 pm
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I appreciate the detail you went to but that is pretty much why I said "largely". Credit was still a thing back then- Overselling on credit was one of the big factors leading to the crash of the 1920s was it not.

The difference is our modern economy has come to rely on it as both a dangerous crutch, and a crack filler to make the markets inherently less risky. In the modern economy, actual money is more or less interchangeable with credit.

All I meant is that the same motives of profit above all else existed. Companies didn't care if they were selling nerve agents to Nazi Germany, in the same way they don't care about selling them to Saddam or Assad in the modern day. The primary reason we fought Hitler was not to heroically save all the Jews, it was to attempt to maintain a delicate balance of power.
>> No. 418890 Anonymous
22nd July 2018
Sunday 12:27 am
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>> No. 418854 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 2:12 am
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>James Gunn is exiting Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3.

>The move comes after conservative personalities resurfaced old tweets Thursday in which the filmmaker joked about controversial topics such as pedophilia and rape. Gunn has been an outspoken critic of President Donald Trump.

>"The offensive attitudes and statements discovered on James’ Twitter feed are indefensible and inconsistent with our studio’s values, and we have severed our business relationship with him," Walt Disney Studios chairman Alan Horn said in a statement Friday.

>On Thursday, Gunn tweeted in response to the tweets being resurfaced, "Many people who have followed my career know, when I started, I viewed myself as a provocateur, making movies and telling jokes that were outrageous and taboo. As I have discussed publicly many times, as I’ve developed as a person, so has my work and my humor."

I don't care he made jokes that people are offened on behalf of someone else for. I just wanted him to keep making a decent film series. If you are shocked that he said these things you haven't been paying attention to his carear very well. Disney obviously knew who he was and didn't care until they thought they might get bad PR, not standing by him is fucking spineless.

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>> No. 418867 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 2:15 pm
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I've also seen people get banned for posting a face picture of teenaged actresses. No mention of the actress in the text, her age, or anything remotely sexual but still a ban is deemed necessary. To me it seems like anyone complaining about that are the ones sexualising children.
>> No. 418868 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 2:28 pm
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You mean the one on /fat/ with the text "Do you look at pictures of pretty girls before working out to motivate yourself?" It doesn't take Alex Jones to connect those dots.
>> No. 418869 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 2:41 pm
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What a load of shite. Is this what it's come to? "You were mean about the president so now you're getting fired!" I just want to go back, lads, I just want it all to stop. I hate to have to do this, but I'm officially declaring that things have gotten more shit than they were in the past. Yes, at the time Gunn wrote those Tweets my only responsibility was getting my dad to renew my Xbox Live subscribtion, but the ambience around that insular existence wasn't nearly as grim as it is now.

>> No. 418886 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 11:27 pm
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Films like American Beauty would likely not get made today. Not because Kevin Spacey himself is an abusive gay paedo and will probably never find work again as an actor. But because of all the hints at sex between middle aged wronguns and minors.

It also doesn't quite matter that Mena Suvari was actually 20 years old when American Beauty was filmed.

It kind of messed with your head. I had a huge crush on Mena Suvari for a long time, not because she was playing high school teenagers into her 20s, but because of the grown woman that she was in real life. I'm about her generation, a tad older, and if you asked me 15 or 20 years ago who my ideal dream girlfriend was, I would have said "somebody like Mena Suvari".

Sadly, her career died when she became to old to believably play precocious 16-year-olds. She resurfaced circa 2005 as a soldier in some zombie movie, but it wasn't the same. Even though she looked quite sexy in a combat uniform.
>> No. 418889 Anonymous
22nd July 2018
Sunday 12:25 am
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Oh, it's you again.


>> No. 15041 Anonymous
10th May 2018
Thursday 5:43 pm
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>Drag queens banned from performing at Free Pride Glasgow event over fears acts will offend trans people


>The organisation said in a statement that it hopes to create a safe space for all members of the LGBTQIA+ (lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, queer, intersex, asexual) community, and that while the decision may "disappoint" some people "the needs of the most marginalised groups within our community come first."


>Free Pride Glasgow said: “It was felt that it [drag performance] would make some of those who were transgender or questioning their gender uncomfortable. It was felt by the group within the Trans/Non Binary Caucus that some drag performance, particularly cis drag, hinges on the social view of gender and making it into a joke, however transgender individuals do not feel as though their gender identity is a joke.”

Life rarely takes the piss out of itself like this. It almost sounds like the plot of a South Park episode.
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>> No. 15699 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 9:38 pm
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Definition of socialism there, lad
>> No. 15703 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 10:56 pm
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No. Reality in about 70 percent of all workplaces in the UK.
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21st July 2018
Saturday 11:34 pm
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>> No. 15705 Anonymous
22nd July 2018
Sunday 12:15 am
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>Also, if what a friend who is also a trained chef told me is true, incomes vary widely in the restaurant industry.

True enough. There's a lot of variation. 8 quid an hour is fairly typical for a CDP (line cook) of an unexceptional restaurant, but usually you'll also get a share of tips, and in a busy restaurant that can work out to be two or three pounds extra per hour. Also consider that many chefs are doing 60 hour weeks, and it adds up, though it's still hugely unfair considering the amount of work they're doing.

The industry is shooting itself in the foot, as underpaying your general staff leads very quickly to staff shortages, which means you need to hire an agency chef, and they get paid 12-15 quid an hour at the very least, plus agency fees. So, all the disgruntled chefs at Carluccios or Zizzi or wherever tell them to shove their zero hour minimum wage contract up their arse and go work for the agencies. When I was agency I was sold as a head chef, and I was making 25-35 an hour depending on how desperate they were for someone competent.

Probably the smartest thing any competent British chef can do is fuck off to Dubai. I have friends there pulling silly money, 100k+ running their hotels, and the teams are so huge you get to spend a lot of your time on the fun stuff.


I've certainly worked with much cuntier people than him. Like you say, he's an incredibly chef and most of the team who have worked under him in his heyday are industry leaders in their own right, most with at least their own restaurant under their belt. So a bit of screaming is absolutely worth it for working with one of the most talented and knowledgeable men in the industry.

It's impossible to be a good chef without being passionate, and in a hot, cramped, stressful, noisy environment, this passion is most easily manifested as aggression. There's not really time during service in a place like that to gently prod someone or talk them through their mistakes, you just have to shout at them to fix it, and if they're not capable of fixing it, then they have to fuck off. The risks are too great at that level - lose a michelin star and you lose a couple of million in revenue that year.
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>> No. 15706 Anonymous
22nd July 2018
Sunday 12:24 am
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I should probably also say that a lot of chefs truly love what they do and that's worth a lot when it comes to thinking about your salary. I earn an embarrassing amount doing consulting and ops work now, but honestly I was a lot happier in the tiny seafood gastropub that paid me 22 grand and let me experiment with my menu and put out proper quality food.


>> No. 416056 Anonymous
10th March 2018
Saturday 10:05 am
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New weekend thread? New weekend thread.

How's it going, ladmates?
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>> No. 418879 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 8:31 pm
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Nice. I normally grow them, but haven't got any this year. Partly because I've got hopefully enough to last me the year in my freezer already. It's a shame though, I'd have got a bumper crop in this weather.

>Filthy spice addict.
Takes one to know one.
>> No. 418880 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 8:51 pm
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This is also a high yield cultivar, and I can expect to harvest some 50 peppers per plant this year. The weather has really been great this year. For pretty much everything.

I'm really not sure what to do with 150 chili peppers, but I guess I will end up making loads of sauce from them. One of my specialties is mojo rojo, the Canarian spicy red sauce with plenty of chili and garlic.

And you can dry chili peppers too without a problem. Just leave them in a dry and warm place where they can't catch mold, and they will keep for up to two years. After that, they will probably lose flavour.

And a few peppers will go to a few friends who want some seeds to grow their own plants next year. I'll have to give them some pointers though, because Tabasco chili peppers aren't ideal for beginners. They are a bit more sensitive to the right or wrong conditions than other cultivars.
>> No. 418881 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 9:10 pm
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Disco in the back of a truck?
>> No. 418884 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 11:02 pm
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>whistles and glowsticks

Ah, good times. It's kind of those things that I miss about being old.

That, and being able to dance all night, get pissed off my tits, and pull untold numbers of 20-year-olds. And then go to class again at uni on Monday morning as if nothing happened.

These days, I need the whole weekend to bounce back if I drink half a bottle of red wine at a dinner party Friday night.
>> No. 418885 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 11:20 pm
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Coal, not dole


>> No. 13168 Anonymous
12th August 2017
Saturday 8:38 pm
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Violent clashes have erupted between white nationalists attending a far-right march and counter-protesters in the US state of Virginia.

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>> No. 15494 Anonymous
26th May 2018
Saturday 4:35 pm
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Right, but it's still ground to cover, and you were the one who brought up the the size of the pitch to suggest that football players aren't fit.
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26th May 2018
Saturday 5:08 pm
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No they play the match with the ground covers off.
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26th May 2018
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29th May 2018
Tuesday 4:44 pm
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21st July 2018
Saturday 10:29 pm
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>> No. 15521 Anonymous
6th June 2018
Wednesday 9:02 pm
/news/15521 Welsh lad dies in Shagaluv

>Brit tourist fell 65ft to his death in Magaluf after ‘jumping over wall thinking corridor continued on the other side’

>A YOUNG Brit who fell to his death hours into his Magaluf holiday jumped over a wall thinking there was no drop, police believe.

>Thomas Owen Hughes, 20, was found lying dead below the Eden Roc apartment block on Sunday morning at about 11am.

>He was initially described by police on the island as Irish - but they have now said he was British.

>Investigators also said they believed he fell to his death after mistaking the apartment block where he fell for his holiday hotel.

>Mr Hughes is understood to have been staying at Magaluf’s Universal Hotel Florida, virtually next door to the Eden Roc block.

>Sources at the local Civil Guard, the force investigating Mr Hughes in conjunction with a local court, said today they believed the death was a tragic accident.
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>> No. 15565 Anonymous
10th June 2018
Sunday 12:46 am
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The secret really is in reading the waters where you plan to fish. And just plenty of "local knowledge". Try to make out where your target species might gather (read up on it on the web or watch a few youtube videos for that purpose), and then your focus is going to be all on how to fool that species into thinking there isn't an angler on the other end of that juicy worm or maggot that's floating in front of them in the water. And if you are new to a fishing spot, always strike up a chat with a local next to you who is fishing there as well. Anglers tend to like helping out fellow anglers and don't normally see them as competition.

I've been on fishing holidays to places like Sri Lanka and the Caribbean, where often you have dirt poor locals, and all the fishing gear they own is a spool of nylon monofilament with a couple of hooks on it, or one battered old fishing rod with a creaky old reel. And I saw them pull 30-pound fish out of the water like it was nothing. While I, with my carbon fibre fishing rod and brand name reel worth a combined £120, with teflon monofilament for £10 a spool, often ended up going home with almost nothing.

>I would imagine a nice rod helps in the same way a high end guitar feels nicer to play or an expensive pan is more predictable to use

It does make the experience more fun. I maintan that your rod really doesn't have to be top of the line, depending on your target fish, nearly any mid-range rod will do. But your reel is where it's at, and where quality is going to make a big difference. A £15 reel from your local shop just tends to feel cheap and not well put together. The bearings will be low-grade, it will be "clickety", and it won't run as smoothly. I wouldn't trust a reel like that to withstand anything large and nasty that has taken your hook (a good size conger or catfish might end up being the ultimate test for your reel). Being that your hands will spend a great deal of time fidgeting with the reel, you really should invest in something proper.

My favourite reel for some time has been my Mitchell Avocet Salt 4000. It's a midsized eggbeater reel, but you can still reel in a 25-pound fish with it no problem. It runs incredibly smoothly, if well looked after (I completely strip it down and regrease it at the beginning of every season), and build quality is flawless. It runs for about £40 now, but I bought it new when it came out for almost £60.
>> No. 15566 Anonymous
10th June 2018
Sunday 11:25 am
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I recently discovered that some fishermen use remote controlled "bait boats" to survey the water (using sonar and fish finders). It is apparently very successful, but I'm not sure what the point of it all is.
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10th June 2018
Sunday 1:16 pm
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I went on an offshore big game fishing trip in the Canaries once. They took us a little more than a mile out to sea, and they had a built-in sonar device on their boat. It was definitely convenient, because it allowed them to locate schools of tuna or other fish for us. In open water, with up to a mile of water column below you just a mile from shore, it's otherwise pretty unpredictable where there might be fish and where not.

But I don't see the point of a sonar device for a muddy shallow lake in Britain. It looks more like some sort of cutesy gadget. You will be much better off going by what you actually see. General knowledge about where you might find your target species in a lake and then taking it from there normally does the trick. In that sense, I think a sonar device like that is cheating.
>> No. 15568 Anonymous
10th June 2018
Sunday 2:12 pm
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This was an interesting video. I enjoyed it.
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21st July 2018
Saturday 9:43 pm
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In parenthesis

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>> No. 61159 Billbob
21st July 2018
Saturday 9:32 pm
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i was having a wank today and was surprised to see my jizz fly over my head and not land on the old t shirt I'd placed on my belly.


>> No. 4193 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 6:42 pm
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What's the deal with undertaking?

Let's say you're on a three lane dual carriageway where the speed limit is 70mph. You're doing 70mph in the left lane and rapidly undertaking all the people in the middle and right lanes who somehow forgot that those lanes are for overtaking.

My motorbike instructor said it would be illegal to undertake these other road users and that it would fail you on the test and potentially get you a fine from traffic cops. The highway code backs it up. What's the logic behind that? There's obviously a danger in specifically getting into the left lane to overtake, but if your left lane just happens to be faster why are you supposed to keep to the speed of traffic on your right?

My car instructor didn't mention any of this and was fine with undertaking if your required lane just so happened to be going faster than the lane on your right. I guess on a motorbike you're far more fragile/hard to see so you're more at a danger from the bad drivers hogging the middle lane changing into your lane as your undertake.
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>> No. 4194 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 7:02 pm
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You're simply observing the speed limit.

Sometimes I make a point of going all the way around them and pulling into the left-hand lane again in front of them, but I think it's only really an issue if you go past them in the left-hand lane and then pull in front of them.
>> No. 4196 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 8:31 pm
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>Rule 268

>Do not overtake on the left or move to a lane on your left to overtake. In congested conditions, where adjacent lanes of traffic are moving at similar speeds, traffic in left-hand lanes may sometimes be moving faster than traffic to the right. In these conditions you may keep up with the traffic in your lane even if this means passing traffic in the lane to your right. Do not weave in and out of lanes to overtake.
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21st July 2018
Saturday 8:46 pm
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Straight from the horses mouth:
>Overtaking on the nearside (left) is legally acceptable if you are driving on a multi-lane carriageway in congested conditions, and the lane to the left is moving at a faster speed than lanes to the right.

My own understanding is that there is no specific offence related to undertaking, but it can constitute dangerous driving.
>> No. 4198 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 9:24 pm
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My instructor said it's because you're less likely to observe someone passing you on your left-Your left mirror is out of peripheral vision whereas your right one is always right there. I can see the logic in that and if you've ever had a cyclist zip past on the inside without you even noticing the cunt then you will understand too.

Nevertheless. It reminds me of a post I saw a lass make on facebook a few years ago complaining about people undertaking her on the motorway. Either way you look at it, if the road is clear and you're getting undertaken, you're going too slow.The only exception is if it's the kind of road where you have to be in a specific lane for a certain turn off etc.


>> No. 25832 Anonymous
24th September 2017
Sunday 10:16 pm
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The old thread is well over 30MB, so I think we're due a new one.

Some cunt threw a firecracker in front of my bike today. If I hadn't seen the little scrote and his little scrote mates running I wouldn't have noticed until it was too late.
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>> No. 27222 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 5:13 pm
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Hang on, the post I replied to has just vanished.
>> No. 27223 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 5:21 pm
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>I actually half suspect the entire social justice movement of being a CIA psy-op.

Didn't that actually happen with the Occupy Wall Street movement? I'm sure I read about it being infiltrated by intelligence agency plants who would halt progress by making every meeting descend into pointless bickering, proving more effective than they'd ever dreamed it would be. I mean read it somewhere proper, not just a 4chan screenshot.
>> No. 27224 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 5:35 pm
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As glib as it might sound, I think it's mostly just teenage rebellion.

When I was a kid, you could really outrage your dad by dyeing you hair green or listening to records with rude lyrics or going vegetarian. If you came home from university with a nose piercing or a tattoo, your mum might cry. If you really wanted to make your parents freak out, you could have a gay phase.

These days, most parents don't really give a shit about any of that stuff. If you're a student in 2018, your parents probably have tattoos and piercings of their own. When they say "music was better in my day", they might well be reminiscing about gurning their jaw off in Ibiza or climbing over the fence at Glastonbury. If they catch you with a bit of weed, there's a very real possibility that they'll ask you for a bit and start droning on about all the Thai stick and Lebanese black they used to smoke. I know a lot of women who would be delighted if their son turned out to be gay.

If you're a teenager with that innate teenage urge to rebel against your parents, what's left? Politics. Everyone gets riled up about politics. Social justice is perfect for this, especially if your parents are middle class liberals. By inventing a load of new minorities and new kinds of oppression, you get to be part of a special club of super good people who are fighting for the rights of oppressed minorities.

You get to be furious at your dad because he supports LGBT rights instead of LGBTQQIAAP+ rights. He's got no chance of keeping up with all the new pronouns because he's got better things to do than spend four hours a day on acrobat, so you'll always have something to throw in his face as proof that he's an old fogey. If you went the other way and joined the Young Conservatives, your parents would be ashamed of you; by going even further to the left of them, they have the niggling suspicion that maybe they should be ashamed of themselves.
>> No. 27225 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 6:00 pm
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Agent provocateurs exist in just about every grassroots political movement. Even in my pokey Welsh hometown, a well known anarchist blogger wrote about a close friend who turned out to be a member of the South Wales Police. Even groups you imagine wouldn't be worth infiltrating and monitoring often are.
>> No. 27226 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 1:06 pm
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I can't remember which thread I posted in about breaking my hand the other day, but I've just come back from the fracture clinic where I thought they'd just take the strapping off and send me on my way with an admonishment to be more careful next time but no, not today. The actual radiologist looked at the scans and found two fractures in a completely different place than the nurse had told me and I'm now in an ulnar cast for the next 4 weeks. I've only hand the damn thing on for 2 hours and I already want it off. Ugh.


>> No. 27138 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 2:34 am
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My 15 year old doggo is going for a 'check up' tomorrow, I don't think he's gonna come home. I just had a really emotional goodbye with my faithful friend of 15 years. He's the best dog ever. I'm crying my eyes out. I know it's for the best, I don't I've ever seen him unhappy until now.

Why can't dogs live forever?
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>> No. 27142 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 9:52 pm
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I'm sorry your furry pal is in a bad way, chap. It sounds as if he's probably enjoyed his life considering how much you clearly love him. Don't ever feel embarrassed for crying; pets are family. You have my sympathies.
>> No. 27143 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 10:52 pm
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My father lost two in quick succession last year. One was particularly hard, as she'd been part of the family from the age of two months to her death just shy of 14 years.

Every dog is the best dog ever. That's why we call them "man's best friend". If the worst should happen, take time to grieve just as you would as if you'd lost a close family member, because at 15 years together, that's exactly what he is.
>> No. 27145 Anonymous
20th July 2018
Friday 12:43 am
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OP here, My pooch is no more. Absolutely heartbreaking. I know time's a healer but my god this hurt even through I'd spend months, no years preparing myself for this. Everyone's been really nice even my boss. My family are devastated dealing with there great is hard in itself. I'm seen as a strong stoic type but just reduced to a big hulking bag of tears.

Thanks for your kind words ladm9s.
>> No. 27147 Anonymous
20th July 2018
Friday 6:11 pm
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You've lost a faithful friend and loyal servant. If you feel you're struggling, call the Blue Cross helpline on 0800 096 6606.
>> No. 27148 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 12:57 pm
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I'm so sorry for your loss mate, truly.


>> No. 418820 Anonymous
20th July 2018
Friday 10:46 am
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My mother shares image macros (sorry, memes) on Facebook. Colleagues regularly send them out in emails calling people the real MVP. Somebody sent me a message over my work Skype to call a group of people a "bunch of cucks". The same guy called a stock photograph "meme Harold". Dating profiles use words like "alpha". I saw Richard Osman use the term "circlejerk" on his Twitter account.

Sometimes I fantasise about going back in time like the Terminator and making sure imageboards never existed.

I may need to take a break from the internet.
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>> No. 418846 Anonymous
20th July 2018
Friday 9:27 pm
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Image macros is the right term lad.
"Normies" use the word meme for funny images they've just created or seen, usually twitter screen caps and the like.
>> No. 418847 Anonymous
20th July 2018
Friday 9:46 pm
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I remember when we used the term 'image macro' to avoid sounding like the weirdo 4channers. Now apparently we do it to avoid sounding like the normal people.
>> No. 418849 Anonymous
20th July 2018
Friday 10:53 pm
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Meme has generally lost its meaning now and while it shouldn't annoy me, it does.
Any cunt nowadays can make memeys but all they're really doing is making a funny image macro.
>> No. 418851 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 12:00 am
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>Meme has generally lost its meaning now and while it shouldn't annoy me, it does.

You clearly don't know the orginal meaning of meme if you don't see the irony of what you just said.
>> No. 418857 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 2:25 am
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Nobody bothered with it in popular discourse with its original meaning.


>> No. 61153 Samefag
19th July 2018
Thursday 8:50 am
/iq/61153 July 19th
Happy July 19th, chaps
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>> No. 61154 Crabkiller
19th July 2018
Thursday 10:50 am
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Has it been that long since the ice age ended already?
>> No. 61155 Auntiefucker
19th July 2018
Thursday 3:14 pm
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I probably mentioned it last year in the same version of this thread, but it's my birthday today.

Not an awful lot has changed, but I'm in a better place than I was last year.
>> No. 61156 Moralfag
19th July 2018
Thursday 3:28 pm
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same. this thread trips me out every year.
>> No. 61157 Anonymous
20th July 2018
Friday 1:41 pm
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Today's the day that man first walked on the moon, but that seems trivial really.
>> No. 61158 Ambulancelad
21st July 2018
Saturday 12:34 am
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the flying ants appeared the day you posted this. thought you should know.


>> No. 9430 Anonymous
26th January 2016
Tuesday 10:09 pm
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Huddersfield charity shop finally says goodbye to a shutter which lasted 26 years

That's it. That's literally it. A charity shop has replaced one of its roller shutters after having the same one for 26 years. It's all go in Huddersfield.

I challenge you lads to find a more pointless news story than this.
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>> No. 15677 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 3:54 pm
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White privilege allows them to enjoy it without any judgement.
>> No. 15678 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 8:02 pm
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What about all the gay white homosexuals who like watermelon?
>> No. 15679 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 11:14 pm
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They are into fruity things alright.
>> No. 15684 Anonymous
20th July 2018
Friday 7:48 pm
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What about the albinos that get eaten in Africa?
>> No. 15685 Anonymous
21st July 2018
Saturday 12:31 am
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>What about the albinos that get eaten in Africa?

That's truly some depraved shit. I saw something on TV once where burglars in Africa broke into the home of a black family with an infant albino child, went into the children's bedroom and chopped off a few limbs from that child. And then just left.

I'm not sure those limbs really get eaten, I think it's more that they are used by witch doctors in ceremonies against evil spirits or something.

Still some depraved shit though.


>> No. 80531 Anonymous
27th November 2016
Sunday 11:01 am
/pol/80531 Corbyn Mk III: Electric Boogaloo
I think it's time for a new Corbyn thread.

The previous thread (>>73072) is reaching critical mass. In combination with the original thread (>>64990) we've had over 4,700 posts on Dear Leader since August last year. That's a lot of shitposting. Keep up the good work, lads.
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>> No. 84324 Anonymous
6th June 2018
Wednesday 1:31 pm
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>> No. 84325 Anonymous
6th June 2018
Wednesday 1:47 pm
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Absolute fucking melt.
>> No. 84327 Anonymous
6th June 2018
Wednesday 2:29 pm
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A melt is a type of closed sandwich with a non-cheese filling, and a layer of cheese on top which is grilled or fried until the cheese melts.
>> No. 84385 Anonymous
19th July 2018
Thursday 7:52 pm
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Why is it anti-semetic to compare Israeli policies on Palestinians as similar to those done by the Nazis?
>> No. 84386 Anonymous
20th July 2018
Friday 6:13 pm
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>British author Howard Jacobson has suggested that comparisons between conditions faced by Palestinians and those of the Warsaw Ghetto are intended "to wound Jews in their recent and most anguished history and to punish them with their own grief" and are a form of Holocaust denial which accepts the reality of Jewish suffering but accuses Jews "of trying to profit from it". "It is as though," he says, "by a reversal of the usual laws of cause and effect, Jewish actions of today prove that Jews had it coming to them yesterday."

Open to debate of course. Not all Jews agree with this.


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