>>428818

Thats all well and good, but why not do both? We can be more efficient AND have less people, then it's twice as better for the animals, and global warming will be a distant memory.

>>428849

200 million global population in a technological hunter-gatherer culture, is basically perfect.

Oh, good, the paleo-pillocks are here.

>>428849

How do you propose that we reduce the population? The global birth rate is already at replacement; the only reason the population continues to grow is because of increasing life expectancies. We're already facing serious demographic problems because of the increasing proportion of the population that is elderly; any further reduction would push us towards a crisis.

If you're serious about reducing our resource use by reducing the population, there's only one sane answer - kill all the white people. The average white person uses the same amount of natural resources as eight brown-eyed people. Are you volunteering for The Quietus?

>>428853
Not him, but I can think of 17 million people here and 60 million in the US that would make a good start.

>>428728
What's your point? Always check your contract? Get specific instructions about the role?

>>428729
An awful lot of background work is unpaid, and "think fast, Malkovich" is unlikely to fly these days.

>>428733

One of my mates was an extra on Eastenders once. I think all he had to do was walk through a shot in the background of a scene about a dozen times until they got that scene right. I'm not sure if he actually got paid, but he did say he was allowed to eat as much of the on-set catering as he wanted. And apparently the catering was really good there.

>>428845
Food on sets is a bit of a minefield. Strictly speaking, catering is the meals, and for some reason probably lost to history the stuff in between is "craft service". There's a definite pecking order for catering - talent, principals, senior crew, junior crew, background. Craft is a bit more variable, where sometimes you'll have separate spreads and sometimes everything will be laid out in one. BBC productions need to be mindful that they're handling public funds, so it's not a good look for them if extras who are in effect paying for the food don't get to eat it.

>>428846

> so it's not a good look for them if extras who are in effect paying for the food don't get to eat it.


Would you say that private-television productions are more strict with their free food then?

I want to play my cards right if I ever want to start a side career as an unpaid extra.


Speaking of, whatever happened to those web sites where you can advertise your private car to production companies in the hope that they will hire it for a shoot? I put my old MkI Golf GTI on one of those sites back in the day, about ten years ago, but then that site suddenly just disappeared completely from the web and I never heard from them again. It didn't me cost anything to have my car listed with them, but still...

>>428835

That just sounds like Radio 2 with extra steps.

>>428835
When I volunteered for my uni's student radio station, we had 3 seperate show applications with the title "Bangers and Mash".

>>428837
>That just sounds like Radio 2 with fewer sex offenders.

FTFY.

>>428840
I quote this all the time to my m8s, but I've never made the connection until now. Fuck, I could have made some right jingles for them.

>>63724
This isn't his first run in the slammer. So I don't think he can 'only just discover' that.

The only new angle here is most of the people who watch him are too stupid to understand the point of contempt of court, therefore it was a conspiracy by the state who have it in for him, so one will presume this will lead into him forming a political party.

>>63725
>The slammer

There's a distinct lack of kids TV these days that's watchable as an adult.

Nearby van's got a custom liscence plate with "TOMMY" stuck on the windshield and a big Union Flag on the back window. Pretty sure it's outside the house that let off an absurdly big firework that scared by dog shitless, prick.

Wish they'd stop ruining the flag too, it's decent flag.

>>63726
He's Jerry the Berry, Perry!

>>63728

SHABBA!!!

Woke myself up with a fart this morning.

I thought that was just a joke people made, I had no idea it could actually happen.

Could .gs have saved him?

>>428795

You only need one minute if you use the buckle end.

Bolt-modded my Model M.

Christ, I liked it before, but now it's like typing on a very clicky, very haptic cloud.

>>428814
Jealous, but I love you.

>>19673

I have a vague recollection of a 90s post-pub TV programme that featured a caged gimp who would occasionally be released to run amok in the studio audience. Did I hallucinate this?

>>19679
Possibly, but Channel 4 would definitely have done something similar in the past. Gosh, I miss good Channel 4.

>>19679
BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY!

Couple face having home repossessed after disagreement with neighbour over HEDGE

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/couple-face-having-home-repossessed-18257280

"What we want you to do is crudely outline the disputed area in Paint, moderately making it look like a cock."

>>19686
Even in Paint there's a better way to do that. That looks like the fence is doing a corkscrew.

Ummm...

Sunday Girl - Self Control (Azari & III Remix)

Adam Sky Vs Mark Stewart - We Are All Prostitutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmzCZuSaBPs

"What I'm feeling right now" is simply whatever is playing in my head right now. I was just posting my internal soundtrack. There are very few from after 2008 because I only listen to mixes now, a maximum of 15 times. Things don't stick in my head the same when I don't listen to them beyond the point of boredom, and listening beyond the point of boredom only made sense when I only had a set number of CDs.

TroyBoi - And Wot?

AFX - VBS.Redlof.B

song starts at 1:55:

Anika - In The City

Ultra Nate - Rejoicing (Deee-liteful Stomp Mix)

LNR - Work It To The Bone

>>19669
Yeah, hopefully we can get Adolf Hitler instead.

I used to look forward to the next recession. The last two big economic paradigm shifts were greatly influenced by downturns, and despite the fact the messiah who would lead us to the promised land something better did not appear on doomsday 2008 I've got to hold out hope he'll appear next time. Even as I know it's cargo-cult political economy, I stick to it on some level.
Increasingly I'm going to believe that even if we do replace the consensus of the last 40 years, it won't be better. Just different and probably sillier. But what else is there to do? If you give up hope of something better, really give up hope, you've had it.

How do I skip this shit bit and get back on in the post-scarcity era?

>>19682
I think the devs made this cutscene unskippable.

>>19683
Time to uninstall.

>>63683
Pics or it didn't happen

Bit hard to masturbate if you're not up.

I know a bloke whose bedroom was in a converted attic, and such was the nature of his room, the position of his computer, and the limited ceiling height, he found the best way to have a wank was kneeling on his bed. As he spent most of his teenage years doing this, he got so used to it that he finds it very difficult to spunk in any other position even to this day.

>>63688
Shit. This happened to me the other day during sex. How do I fix it?

>>63720 I think you're going to have to wank yourself straight. Should only take a decade or so. Godspeed.

>>11553

Or you'll show your true colours and overtly oppress and marginalise us?

(A good day to you Sir!)

The Bucketheads - The Bomb (These Sounds Fall Into My Mind)

Pete Rock ft. InI - No More Words

Jurassic 5 - Jayou

The High & Mighty- Dirty Decibels (featuring Pharoahe Monch)

Yo Majesty 'Club Action'

Ugly duckling - Eye on the gold chain

>>63710

Okay, I'll bite. This is an interesting take. What do you mean?

>>63711
It's the sense of camaraderie and community. Think of it like a hobby. Instead of going to a wood turning class you join a group where you're objectifying camwhores.

has she shown her minge yet?

>>63714
That'll be $100,000.

>>63714 No penis? Surprised.

Aluminium plates

>>8687
Look at all the exaggerated red skin on those white people! How disgracefully racist!

>>8684
She is very attractive.

>>8687

IF CAN'T WE DO BIG BLACK LIPS WE CAN'T DRAW A FAT DICTATOR

Andy Murray's found a novel way to broadcast a dick pic to the world.

Another slam for the former titty monster.

>>2562
Give the bastard a good fucking shaking!

>>2562
Give the bastard a good fucking shaking!

That was plans 1 through 12.
Now doing bad things with various screwdrivers as prybars, having wound all the hinges to pull the door as far from the latch as possible.
Just need to get it unfucked before the Mrs comes home, It's far too hot for sarcasm...

>>2565
Fixed (well, opened, and closes again safely) with about two minutes to spare.
Cue 'why haven't you done other thing yet, I was expecting you to be half way done'.
Yeah, well...
Still, at least the door opens. Off to do other thing. In the foul humidity.

>>86332
Everyone knows you never go full racist.

>>86332
>They don't have to go full racist, just Islamaphobe

It's the gays they need to target. People have had enough of them.

Aren't you lads just talking about the BNP? They weren't particularly successful in elections.

>>86335
If it wasn't for the BNP would we have had Brexit?

That was EPIC lads, well done, some really braindead shit.

>>86336
Maybe, but if it weren't for the financial crash we mightn't have had Brexit, or the coalition government, or a string of World Cup humilations for England, or the crimes of Jimmy saville (the real one not saville).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CXD8PK6Djc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiElRCSoXRY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mswcDUhOkNE

Mansun - Taxloss

Therapy? - Knives

https://www.hovergames.com
Trying to work out if $500 would get me a nicer kit of parts elsewhere, though, or if NXP are subsidising it a bit.
I've got a couple of toy ones, fancy something a bit bigger and more stable to dick about with.

>>19661

That's designed for semi-autonomous or fully-autonomous use; if you just want to fly by remote control, there are cheaper and better options. Maybe something like a Diatone M540 and an FrSky Q X7 would suit.

>>19662 Nah, it's the autonomy I want. I like building 'bots, and fancy something that flies. Although I ought to stop dicking about and build an apple-clearing-up bot before the season really starts. I hate picking up apples...

>>17351
I just got back from seeing Spiderman Far from Home and that's quite frightening.

>>19662
>FrSky Q X7

I have one of these for my drones, they're excellent value, and very fixable/customisable.

Due to mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, I am constantly plagued with odd sentence fragments, like a song stuck in your head. For the past few weeks, the words "cum dungeon" have popped into my mind several hundred times per day; they are slowly being replaced by "wreck my shitter".

cumdungeoncumdungeoncumdungeonWRECKMYSHITTERcumdungeoncumdungeon

Does anyone want to be my second referee on a volunteering application? Or send me fifteen pounds, please. Or what's a good way to work up enough of a head of steam to top yourself?

Okay, get back soon, bye!

>>28746
If you don't want the horrible joyless casual sex, I'll take some.

>>28749

>>28754

Anyone else remember when the arctic monkeys were cool? No, just me? Ok. But way back then Alex Turner wrote a pretty good lyric: "how can you wake up with someone you don't love and not feel slightly fazed by it?". It pretty much sums up how I've started to feel about waking up mid afternoon next to the third stranger I've had unprotected sex with that week: fazed as fuck.

When I was in my twenties it felt like a vainglorious conquest, these days it just feels like the only thing that's been conquered is something that used to live inside me and is long gone.

It's a fucker when the first person you've actually related to and invested emotionally in heavily for the first time in five years turns out to be even more mental than you and fucks you off on a bizarre whim because her psychologist told her she was making your life hard like you're some kind of child who can't make his own decisions. Honestly everything feels so fucking futile right now I'm finding it extremely hard to express, or even relate to anything emotional except looping the same song for hours on end.

Not even sex distracts you from that. Maybe it's time to cash in my pension plan and finally get into heroin.

"Glass of petrol, vodka, gin, it feels like breathing methane / throw yourself from skin to skin and still it doesn't dull the pain."