>>85373
Still baffles me that even now all this isn't talked about or gotten in to, despite that it's all been in the news and the available information is out there. Weird that.

>>85380
Most people who aren't melodramatic fishwives don't give too much of a shit about super secret clandestine funding paying for... a bunch of adverts on Facebook.

>>85381
Good job that advertising, propaganda and news articles that are outright lies presented as fact never had an impact on anyone. It's why the advertising business never made any money.

>>85381
>melodramatic fishwives
If you think someone's a cunt, call them a cunt, don't chat shit, you cunt.

>>85382
I don't think I've ever seen criticism of the content of the material on Facebook, just the funding. It's no worse than Cameron using taxpayer's money to give everyone a Remain propaganda brochure or when the Guardian used to run campaigns during the US elections to get British people to phone Americans and tell them why voting for Bush was wrong, but they tend to get a free pass from those who agree with the end goal.

>>85364
I think he just understands that Twitter is performative, so he doesn't take it seriously. I don't think he'd be the same IRL.

>>85365

That's the vibe I've always got from him, to be fair. His show and his livestreams often have much the same vibe. Let's not even get started on his vines.

He's a genuinely odd lad, I reckon, not just a surreal comic.

>>85366

Is he odd, or does he just express thoughts that most of us might have at some point but few of us would willingly express? I think a lot of Limmy's work is very relatable.

>>85367
You think but don't express that song sung in a stupid voice?

>>85374
That's pretty shallow surface interpretation of what that scene is about and makes me think it went over your head.

>>425394

>if you neck the lot you'll get absolutely off your tits.

Sounds tempting.

I ate some mushrooms and went to a fetish club on my own. It went as you might expect.

>>425392

I would wager there is also paracetamol in there, and obviously too much of that won't end well for you at all. Check the label before you neck anything, unless you're really after a very painful death.

>>425399
>a very painful death
The irony.

>>425393
A terrible waste.

Op is a ledge and this thread must never die.

Pilot Vorderman

>>62837

You're doing god's work, son.

>>62837

She's an honorary Group Captain no less. Probably the best Group Captain since Ian 'Chunky' Gilmore.

>>62837

There's something about the airwoman's uniform that does it for me, I'm not sure why. Possibly all of my grandad and his friend's stories about waafs.

>>85370

The problem for Britain is that anyone who might do a better job is too sensible to volunteer. I don't know if May is oblivious to her failure or if she's just putting on a brave face, but I'm not sure that standing aside would help us. Who'd take her place? Gove? Mogg? Corbyn? At least May is trying to avoid catastrophe, even if she's doing a piss-poor job of it.

>>85372
In my book, trying to avoid catastrophe would be putting the vote when initially scheduled in November, taking the defeat, and then spending the next four months figuring out what to do about it. Playing chicken with the entire country isn't avoiding catastrophe. Far from it, it's a very good way of hastening it.

>>85375

Would we really be in a substantially different position if MV1 had failed a little earlier? You can think about what to do next until the cows come home, but it won't make the Withdrawal Agreement any more negotiable or the ERG and DUP any more willing to compromise.

The fundamental blunder was invoking A50 to appease the tabloids; everything else is a consequence of deciding when to leave before we knew how to leave.

The 2017 election was a pretty spectacular cockup

>>85376
>Would we really be in a substantially different position if MV1 had failed a little earlier?
Four months is certainly better than two weeks. Having received the best offer you're going to get but finding it not good enough, you have two options, and "just ask again" isn't one of them.

>The fundamental blunder was invoking A50 to appease the tabloids; everything else is a consequence of deciding when to leave before we knew how to leave.
Hindsight is 20/20, and all that.

I'm going to figure out this French chimera of a game if it kills me, but just as an example of what I'm dealing with; same "DNA Profile", different stats, no explaination. Wat.

E.Y.E. Devine Cybermancy for anyone wondering.

>>22742
Same character classes but they rolled different stats?

>>22743
I'unno.

The game does a dozen different things that wouldn't be too confusing on their own, but put together are so disorientating. For instance, there are 20+ tutorial videos, which is a bit rubbish, but whatever, but then trying to watch them with the intense, ambient drone rock that makes up the soundtrack is a bit too much. Then everyone talks to you like a N64 character for good measure.

>>22742
Brilliant game but it's basically what happens when you trap a bunch of French veteran modders in a room with too much speed. They based the game off a tabletop RPG system that doesn't exist.

It's absolutely fucking mental and the game struggles to tell you anything. You can hack into everything: enemies, yourself, co-op partners. You can go insane and start halucinating enemies and it'll stop you using your weapons. You can teleport inside enemies and make them explode. You can have 64 players on a mission.

The story is insane, the translation is so bad I thought a dialog option with a random npc was a joke but it ended up adding in optional levels and changing the endgame drastically.

Going off my crap memory one of genes is simply better than the others so you just use it for all three slots; can't remember if it's because one of the stats it is weak on is pointless or if you have a reasonable chance of a roll that'll give you really high stats.

Sekiro, as a dark souls veteran it is currently kicking the shit out of me and I fucking love it.

>>24184
Also .gs truncates filenames so never mind.

>>24185
It isn't even a cardigan either.

>>24184
>I miss Camsy

Cracking one out to Philip May just isn't the same.

>>24186
that filename sucks

>>24186

I have exactly that cardigan. Uniqlo, pure wool, very cozy.

>>62825
If you talk the talk but don't walk the walk then I'm going to call you a coward forevermore. If you can't get a story about this place in the press by the end of the month then you have failed.

>>62831

Why do I get a horrible feeling I'll be seeing this comment again as the press blame it for encouraging "the atrocity"

>>62831>>62832
I'm telling the world about the crabs, and none of yous can stop me.

>>62834
The crab killing happened so long ago that you'd probably have to re-enact it to provide tangible proof.

>>62834
I'm not sure how telling the world you've got crabs is supposed to reflect on us, m7.

It's the younger, asian version of Topsy from king of the hill.

>>62817

Probably multiple factors. The judge in the video states that he was not found to have any mental health problems, but to me the fact that someone is capable of a murder without feeling regret is in itself a dysfunctional state of mind.

It could also just be plain ignorance and callousness. People generally, but especially young people (moreso males), can be senselessly violent. It may really be a case of not being fully emotionally aware of what he's done. You can't force someone to value human life.

>>62821
I'm aware of that, but psycho teenagers usually at least go around glassing people outside Spoons at 2 am or get a bit stabby with other teenagers. Kidnapping, assaulting and murdering a 6 year-old girl is on a completely different level though, to me at least it presents something far more pathological than your typical callous teenage bastard.

>>62827
Yes, that's why your use of the term 'psycho' is flippant. A true psychopath is more than just someone quick to anger.

>>62828
Where do you think we are right now?

>>62829

At Brendan Fraser's funeral?

>>13069

>I'm clearly dicking around

I suspect that's what most annoying people think. It's pretty hard to get across your intent in an email as well, they almost certainly think you're an arsehole.

There is this cunt who's onto fucking up the schedule for everyone. Yesterday he literally exploded, hysterically yelling that the March schedule is utter shite - after about 2/3 of March has passed, right. He then proceeded with 'correcting' it - which ironically included putting additional workdays for everyone except himself. After being told to fuck off with that by everybody else he decided to fiddle with the April schedule and made a 'better' version - again, with more workdays added.

My only consolation is that so far he's been a tiny minority that wants these changes. Unfortunately, apathy is big here so instead of telling the sod to piss off one more time the folks might just coast along and accept the alterations just so he would cease whining. I have no bloody idea what's in it for this person - he surely won't get paid more for self-afflicted overtime. Others have noted this as well, responding, 'If you like to work that much, we can give you more worktime'.

Utter bollocks.

>>13071
Unionise, motherfucker.

>>13071
>yesterday he literally exploded

Problem solved then.

>>13073
Mirth.

That's a gross and philistinic over-simplification. Fine art isn't just a tax evasion scheme, it's also very useful for money laundering and insurance fraud.

>>4744
I had one of those when I realised the Alpha Legion were loyalists after all.

>>4746

I've been working my way through the books. I must have gone through about 20 of them in the past 6 months during quiet times at work.

I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of art or any real understanding of what makes it valuable. I can at least tell the difference between a Kandinsky and a Gauguin. But I actually really like the OP picture.

I don't have anything else to add I suppose. Apart from that my phone suggested 'Picard' before it suggested 'picture' which made me smile.

>>4746

I'll not stand for this kind of heresy on my board.

>>12986
I had a guilty chuckle too over this story - what a way to die; choking on a Jaffa cake party trick.

I wonder how many Jaffa Cakes it would take to kill someone. I guess one would do the job if you were daft enough to ram it far enough back.

>>12988

Imagine being her family, having to explain how she died to people.

Or her kid.

It's tragic, and sort of even more tragic because it's a daft way to die that you'd never expect to happen.

>>12986
There's this Japanese pudding that''s like a giant glob of sweet rice dough or something that's eaten on New Years. Tradition dictacts you have to take the whole thing in your mouth at once (rimshot). Anyway a bunch of people choke to death doing this every year but does it stop them? Like unagi it does.

>>12991

The Japanese love a bit of potential death in their food.

Mochi is really nice, though I don't swallow it whole because I'm a filthy gaijin.

>>62801

It'll be exactly like real custard cream filling, but with a bit more oil/fat in it to make it spreadable.

Custard cream filling is literally just sugar and fat blended together, with some favouring. It's probably quite nice, like eating icing.

>>62804
I am interested in understanding the appeal of eating icing.

Also, could anyone experienced in enjoying buttercream and the gritty stuff on top of carrot cakes please enlighten me as to the reasons for their existence.

>>62813

It's carbs and fat combined, the two things our cavemen brains crave more than anything, and reward us for eating it with huge hits of dopamine. It's not that difficult to understand.

>>62814
But the pathway to pleasure is more easily obtained via more pleasurable textures and accessible methods.

You can get yer liver to metabolise your own cannabinoids by gorging on chocolate, or opioids by swigging some habanero tabasco, for example.

You can't even get cuffed for it!

>>62802
>blueberry muffin flavour milk

That sounds amazing. Is it a nice bluey-marpley colour? I'd love to be disappointed by that.

>>2503
Yes.

>>2504

sure?

>>2505

No, you should use straight PVCU pipes, using myriad elbow joints to create a climbing frame of pipework which will eventually fail and micturate upon your archive of Knave and Fiesta mags, soft lad.

>>18787

You seem knowledgeable.

>>18786

I was walking round there yesterday and I obviously walked by the cottaging hot spot as I got some quite awkward looks from the random groups of men who were just hanging around the woodland in the twilight.

>>18789
You're lucky they didn't pin you down and fill you up with beefy hot poz loads.

>>18789
The gays have the Heath well sorted - men on the West Heath and women in their bathing ponds on the other side; all very organised.

>>18790

Some people call that a day well spent.

Don't want to sound like 'that guy', but what has she actually done wrong?

>>62807
Not made it easy to find any trace of her jubblies on the internet.

>>62805
Thanks, now I'm clued up on all the latest far-right workout hashtags, this is exactly how I wanted to spend my Friday.

>>62807
She was a member of National Action and personally involved in their recruitment. NA are a prescribed organisation who advocate militant daft woggery in the UK.

Of course, it's all just banter and memes, so they're not really a thread, *wink wink* *nudge nudge*.

>>62805
>straight edge

Close the thread, we're done here.

>>62809

Is the organisation still a threat if they are indirectly advocating the genocide of countless zygotes? [5 marks]

>>3501
No, I just don't like West London.

>>3498
I think OP might want us next week which works better for me as I should really do something with the bird this weekend. I've got fuck all ideas for a date, anyone have suggestions? She's all the way down in Croyden so I'm at a loss

It's actually a bit worrisome as we have some new people starting at work in the coming weeks and I can just see him complaining about me on here.

>>3500
Don't worry, we'll do Cafe Oto one day. I for one rather enjoy shit music.

>>3503

There is a board game cafe in Croydon might be something a bit different for you to do together.

>>3504
I suppose it could work but I was aiming to get away from the pub this time which is precisely what makes this difficult. My thinking was more taking her all the way to Cutty Sark to see Pirates of Penzance as a last ditch option.

>>3485
Canal pusher upgrading to the Thames.

That's a "mute" point.

Upsets me every time. Even had someone spell it that way recently.

"I personally think..."

"Poop".

>>28464
It really bothers me that Americans call shit "duty".

>>28465

I thought it was "doodie" but just sounds like they're saying duty because their accents are fucked.

>>425371
It breaks down into roughly one-third things I'll achieve simply by turning up, one-third things I was planning on implementing anyway and one-third things that are largely outside of my control and depend on the overall performance of the company. There's nothing that'll require me buzzing around like a blue-arsed fly.

>>425372
Would the lump sum payment be conditional on each of the targets being achieved?

Depending on whether they know their arse from their elbow at your work or not, the safer bet may be to opt for the ad hoc payment and then just trusting yourself to transfer it into a different account or hide it under the floorboards until you are ready to splash out.

>>425373
It's not conditional on meeting them all.

>>425374
I would get that bit in writing then lad. Agree with other posters caution about OTE, it's just another form of zero hours work, for sales people.

>>425376

Not just sales people. I took a job with about ten grand tied to profit targets, and about a month into the job they raised those targets significantly - a 10% raise in GP targets. For context they were essentially asking me to find an extra 30k a week in profit, overnight.

I don't think they moved the goalposts specifically to fleece me, they just were being daft with their projections. But nonetheless it was basically a pay cut so I left. The sad irony being I probably capable of hitting that target, that sort of thing has been the foundation of my career. If they'd paid me the extra ten grand as regular salary I'd have happily done it, or at least tried very hard to do it. But instead I wandered off within my probation period.