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>> No. 90436 Anonymous
25th August 2020
Tuesday 2:30 pm
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Rishi Sunak is going to be Prime Minister next year and it's going to be fucking awesome.
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>> No. 91803 Anonymous
28th November 2020
Saturday 4:35 pm
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I thought 40k was the cutoff for snobbery? So long as it's a figure greater than your age of course.
>> No. 91804 Anonymous
28th November 2020
Saturday 4:47 pm
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I vaguely remember there being a study a few years back that stated that £50k family income was the middle class cut-off point. Fuck knows though, really.
>> No. 91838 Anonymous
7th December 2020
Monday 9:03 pm
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I would love to read a transcript of the trade deal talks that have been happening this week. I bet they're utterly moronic.
>> No. 91851 Anonymous
9th December 2020
Wednesday 10:02 pm
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>>91838
Bodger offers the Eu a Box of Sherbert Dib Dabs in exchange for ALL THE FISH.
>> No. 91852 Anonymous
9th December 2020
Wednesday 10:08 pm
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>>91851

I'm hoping for a 'dead parrot sketch' but it's Boris going to Brussels to argue with Ursula von der Leyen, but instead of a dead parrot it's an 'oven ready deal'

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>> No. 9039 Anonymous
8th December 2020
Tuesday 12:53 pm
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>Breaking - a competitive form of breakdancing - has been confirmed as part of the final line-up for the Paris 2024 Olympics.

>It will join surfing, skateboarding and climbing, which will be retained after debuts at the delayed Tokyo Games in 2021.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/55223554

No room for squash but room for breakdancing.
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>> No. 9056 Anonymous
8th December 2020
Tuesday 8:15 pm
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Glad we had a couple of wars to thin our their ranks a little.
>> No. 9057 Anonymous
8th December 2020
Tuesday 8:20 pm
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Hang on, depending on the games this was the Messenian or Beor wars?
>> No. 9058 Anonymous
8th December 2020
Tuesday 8:39 pm
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>>9052

Sounds more exciting than fucking breakdancing.

Who honestly thought this was a good idea?
>> No. 9059 Anonymous
8th December 2020
Tuesday 9:08 pm
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They're a bit backwards in France. They're probably only up to the episodes in Neighbours where Stingray learns breakdancing so thought it was what the youth are all in to.
>> No. 9060 Anonymous
9th December 2020
Wednesday 4:01 pm
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>>9055
It's not in the Olympics mate. Compare Olympic Boxing to Pro Boxing, it's a completely different game. Olympic Football vs. Pro Football, Olympic Basketball vs. NBA etc etc.

I guess if rhythmic gymnastics is in the Olympics, why shouldn't BBoying be?


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>> No. 27047 Anonymous
12th July 2018
Thursday 2:03 pm
/emo/27047 Where to meet birds
So, I've decided to try and not be that guy, a relationship-less virgin, into my mid-20s, which doesn't leave me with very long. I'm home from uni for the summer and have decided it's time to sort my act out.

The only problem - where to meet women?

I've completed tinder in a 15 mile radius, likewise for Bumble - zero (0) matches. I've messaged pretty much every girl on OKCupid with a match >75%; not one has replied.

What can I do now? The few local schoolfriends I am still in contact with are all male, everyone at my job is male, and all the women I talk to (from uni) are either in a relationship or otherwise not an option.

Going out to clubs doesn't work because a) I don't have anyone to go with, and b) when I try and do anything but stand at the bar drinking in a club (ie dance) I look like a tortoise trying to pilot a motorcycle.

Any ideas?
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>> No. 30089 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 1:07 am
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You're absolutely right, but more than that, I think it's the ability to enjoy a good shagging. Throughout my life I've had one or two lasses with wierd sexual hang-up that really made sex quite tedious, and I think it really coincided with the more melancholy or bitter aspects of their personality. Same probably goes for men of course.

It's not just getting laid. It's knowing that everyone else gets a feeling of wellbeing from a decent shag, that they're just too shy, or self conscious, or narcissistic or whatever to get it too.
>> No. 30090 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 1:31 am
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On the other hand, mental birds are the best in bed. We all know that you should Consider if you are truly mentally and emotionally capable of supporting a partner with their own mental health issues, but it's sorely tempting.
>> No. 30093 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 4:51 pm
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This thread has convinced me to just stick with my current relationship even if it is questionable. Dating sounds awful, especially nowadays. I honestly think I'd just be alone at this point if I was single again.
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14th October 2020
Wednesday 7:04 pm
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>> No. 30224 Anonymous
8th December 2020
Tuesday 12:31 am
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Well, this post aged really fucking badly.

2019 might have been a really terrible year in terms of Horrible Shit Happening this year has actually been worse in terms of being stuck in a rut and not really moving anything forward at all.

Beyond getting fat because all the sports I enjoy being banned for most of the year and generally drinking too much it's also been a shitter of a year for dating. There I was at the beginning of the year thinking "once we get this under control there'll be shagging in the streets all summer" and what I actually got was a few obviously utterly oblivious bints asking me out to completely non covid appropriate places on tinder; I mean I like me a mental slag as much as the next bloke but someone who wants to go to a (most likely illegal) crowded club night rather than grabbing a drink somewhere sensibly open, ventilated, and not rammed to the gills with strangers is probably outside of my own personal mental-ness limits.

Anyway, apologies for the long, rambling, run-on sentencing, mess of a necro-post but I was scrolling back through this thread, saw this post I made just over a year ago and had a really bitter gut laugh about the foolishness and folly of having optimism over anything ever.

Sage very firmly ticked.

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>> No. 84456 Anonymous
23rd September 2018
Sunday 8:38 pm
/pol/84456 Ban anonymous accounts, Angela Rayner tells social media firms
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/sep/23/ban-anonymous-accounts-angela-rayner-tells-social-media-firms

>The shadow education secretary, speaking at a Labour party conference event, said social media firms should take greater responsibility for their users and noted in particular that Facebook seemed to have indicated that politicians should accept a higher level of abuse.

>Rayner, at a fringe event organised by the Guardian, conceded that insisting on real names wouldn’t stop abuse, but “it would certainly help a little bit. I think they should do more – they do have a responsibility for online.”

I... kind of like Angela Rayner, but this is a truly awful idea that seems to have had absolutely no thought put into its implementation or wider affects on freedom of expression. Technically almost every single account commenting on The Guardian is an "anonymous" social media account because why would you use a real name for such a thing.

I really hope this doesn't gain any kind of traction.
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>> No. 91836 Anonymous
7th December 2020
Monday 1:37 am
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Fortunately I think even the average person who barely uses the internet is canny enough to know how bollocks this is. Even your dad who can barely work a mouse hears that idea, and the first thought to go through his head is "... So people will know I'm looking at porn?"

It'll never happen, but what we have to ask is why Labour is full of these nanny state arseholes. It's this kind of nonsense that had me voting LibDem when I was 21 and didn't know anything about politics. Actually I know why it is and I'm not afraid to say it: We let mums vote. Not women, mums. Women who have given birth.

Ban mums from voting. They are objectively unfit to make rational decisions.
>> No. 91837 Anonymous
7th December 2020
Monday 5:10 am
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>what we have to ask is why Labour is full of these nanny state arseholes

Why don't you trust The Party? Are you some kind of counter-revolutionary?


>> No. 91841 Anonymous
7th December 2020
Monday 10:00 pm
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Do we have a right to keep secrets?
>> No. 91842 Anonymous
7th December 2020
Monday 10:08 pm
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No, now spill.
>> No. 91843 Anonymous
7th December 2020
Monday 10:51 pm
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Any of you involved in any illegal activity? 'Cause I could sure go for some!

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>> No. 67629 YubYub
7th December 2020
Monday 3:45 pm
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>> No. 67630 Searchfag
7th December 2020
Monday 3:52 pm
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The luftwaffe has gotten awfully camp recently.
>> No. 67631 Billbob
7th December 2020
Monday 4:02 pm
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Yvan Eht Nioj for the TikTok Generation.
>> No. 67633 R4GE
7th December 2020
Monday 4:04 pm
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Mein Camp.
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7th December 2020
Monday 5:00 pm
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>> No. 29219 Anonymous
4th December 2020
Friday 11:36 pm
/news/29219 Mayor of Liverpool's Been Nicked, lads.
>The mayor of Liverpool, Joe Anderson, has been arrested as part of a fraud investigation and suspended from the Labour party.

>Anderson, who has led Liverpool for a decade, was one of five men arrested across Merseyside on Friday in an investigation into building and development contracts in the city. He is being interviewed by police on suspicion of conspiracy to commit bribery and witness intimidation.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/dec/04/mayor-of-liverpool-arrested-as-part-of-investigation

I always thought he seemed a bit dodgy on the news, but I just reckoned it was because he looks like the Kingpin from Spiderman.
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>> No. 29223 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 3:31 am
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Similar thing happening in Croydon council. Wait a few months, and I will post it fresh off the presses on my Croydon thread.
>> No. 29225 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 6:44 am
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Not before time. Local politics in Liverpool is notoriously corrupt and hasn't really recovered from the old Militant days. Just a shame that it only happened when Big Joe seemed to be redeeming himself.
>> No. 29226 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 8:04 am
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I expect Derek Hatton will rise from his coffin to give an opinion on all this soon.
>> No. 29227 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 8:27 am
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>coffin

You got me all excited there. I wonder whether he's a capitalist property developer or a socialist builder this week. Maybe he's just Schrodinger's Twat, existing in a quantum superposition between the two.
>> No. 29235 Anonymous
6th December 2020
Sunday 3:45 pm
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It turns out that Degsy is actually the 72-year-old implicated in this, and Anderson's own son is the 33-year-old. They're all fucked politically, at the very least.

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>> No. 30213 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 3:39 pm
/emo/30213 Therapist
I have started seeing a therapist via Zoom. He spent some sessions just smiling and nodding to whatever I was saying, no feedback at all. At the end of my last session, he offered me this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotional_Freedom_Techniques

I read about it, and my answer was:

"That's one of the biggest crocks of shit I have seen in my life"

"No, you do not understand, it works, it is based on the 2.6 Gigahertz frequency of the human body..."

"Do you even know what a Gigahertz is?"

"Ehhhmmmmmmmm"

"You are talking out of your ass."
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>> No. 30219 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 8:02 pm
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>just ghosted me
I suppose years of deep personal work have allowed them to set boundaries and honour their mild discomfort and minor inconvenience.

I don't know anything about therapy. I hope you find someone worthwhile though.
>> No. 30220 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 8:18 pm
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>took months before finding a male therapist willing to take my case.
>The other therapist either told me that they were not dealing with cases like mine

What kind of thing are we talking here?
Do you eat your own poop? do you eat other peoples?
>> No. 30221 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 9:31 pm
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Much worse than that. Lots of child sexual abuse involved.
>> No. 30222 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 11:55 pm
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Have you considered talking to the police about it? I imagine once the burden of secrecy is lifted you could begin processing the guilt, whichever position you're in. Ofcourse that burden would be replaced by another but it might be bearable with the knowledge that you're doing what's right.

https://www.stopitnow.org.uk/ exists, with a free anonymous helpline and valuable resources.
>> No. 30223 Anonymous
6th December 2020
Sunday 1:57 am
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Thanks for your kind words, but it happened decades ago, in a shithole country far away from UK. The police won't care (they did not care back then), and all people involved are either dead, in a retirement home with dementia, or have moved on with their lives. People prefer to deal with those issues in private.

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>> No. 12608 Anonymous
4th December 2020
Friday 8:40 pm
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Zappadan takes places every year from December 4th (the day in 1993, on which Frank Zappa passed away), until December 21st (his day of birth in 1940).

How are you two celebrating Zappadan this year?


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>> No. 12609 Anonymous
4th December 2020
Friday 9:20 pm
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I'm hoping for a chance to make some yellow snow.
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5th December 2020
Saturday 5:56 pm
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I used to listen to "Have I Offended Someone?" as a young kid - somewhere between 5-8 i reckon. Goblin Girl, Catholic Girls and Jewish Princess still turn me on.
>How are you two celebrating Zappadan this year?
By /beat/ing my meat.

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>> No. 7166 Anonymous
19th October 2020
Monday 5:08 pm
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Can anyone recommend me their best books on archeology? Looking especially for collections of photography or image-rich works.

I'd also be open to online blogs or magazines if the subscription is reasonable.
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>> No. 7183 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 4:03 pm
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Schliemann's book about Troy.


Kurt Mendelssohn book about the Pyramids
>> No. 7184 Anonymous
5th December 2020
Saturday 4:25 pm
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Kuntmann's book about Fartz

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>> No. 67592 R4GE
3rd December 2020
Thursday 11:33 pm
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https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/onlyfans-model-21-plans-sell-23078313

So important for men to personally dispose of used fls. Women scrape out the semen and impregnate themselves, and then take the man to court for everything from rape to lifetime alimony.
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>> No. 67607 Billbob
4th December 2020
Friday 1:17 pm
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>> No. 67610 Moralfag
4th December 2020
Friday 10:42 pm
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maybe you think it's a mug's own fault for buying a product that doesn't quite match what was advertised on the side of the tin, and in many cases you'd be right, and even I'd agree with you. I generally don't have much sympathy for some old biddie losing a few grand to a scam call because a bit of common sense should alert your to the vast majority of those.

however, consumer protection held up by law is the only reason you know you're getting oats, and not half a bag of sawdust, when you buy your porridge. it should not be the consumer's responsibility to ensure they don't get ripped off, it should be the purveyor's responsibility to clearly and honestly advertise what it is they are selling, and uphold the consumer's right to a refund if it turns out that consumer didn't get what they felt they were paying for.

we've seen a steady erosion of this principle in the digital age, and I believe there are a lot of younger lads and lasses growing up out there who just take it for granted that you have no rights to recompense if you buy an app in the apple store or whatever that turns out to be shite. steam was a huge culprit for a long while, where you could buy a game with a critical bug, rendering it essentially "faulty" by the standards of non-digital goods, but they had a flat no refund policy. the only reason they got away with it for so long was because existing laws didn't cover digital stuff.

so to bring it back to exploitative con-artist belle delphine, even in the old days you could take a porno mag back to the newsagents and demand a refund if it wasn't the kind of nudies you thought it was; you just rarely ever had to because you could thumb through it before you went off to throw it in a bush. when you pay £34 for access to belle delphine's fanny pictures, you're shit out of luck when it turns out there are no fanny pictures.

I won't stand for it lads. anti-consumer practice is anti-consumer practice.
>> No. 67611 Anonymous
4th December 2020
Friday 11:01 pm
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You've changed my perspective, and I fully agree now.
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5th December 2020
Saturday 9:48 am
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>I believe there are a lot of younger lads and lasses growing up out there who just take it for granted that you have no rights to recompense if you buy an app in the apple store or whatever that turns out to be shite.
With apps, maybe. It's easy as fuck to get refunds on mail-order things though; ebay or whatever clothes stores young people buy from. I guarantee there are plenty of youths who know their rights very well in that regard.
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5th December 2020
Saturday 9:50 am
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Yes, exactly - it's trivially easy to get refunds on online shit, and I think most people know about distance selling regulations and so on. I would also argue it's easier to return something to many online stores than it is real life - sometimes the courier even comes to your house to pick the thing up.

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>> No. 67544 Samefag
29th November 2020
Sunday 8:46 am
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>> No. 67567 Moralfag
29th November 2020
Sunday 11:06 pm
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It is more likely a phone filter. Most chinese phones use these beautify beautify apps by default which whiten skin, embiggen eyes, and narrow jaws. I'm a pure pro at spotting them on Tinder or Tantan or whatever.
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29th November 2020
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It's very obviously plastic surgery and shedloads of make up.
>> No. 67569 YubYub
30th November 2020
Monday 12:43 am
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In my, uhh...empirical research, I've noticed that a lot of East Asian (mostly Korean and the Chinese) gender benders use these face filters for their videos. They're impossible to wank to because they give off strong uncanny valley vibes. The skin is too smooth and the eyes are too robotical. The Japanese were really on to something with their whole imperfect perfection/wabi sabi thing.
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30th November 2020
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My goodness, that is a stomach churning video.
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>> No. 15319 Anonymous
29th October 2013
Tuesday 10:52 pm
/v/15319 Hidden Gems?
I found this bad boy on netflix, I watched for the tits stayed for the rest of the film. Brilliantly funny and touching. Anyone got any other hidden gems?
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26th December 2019
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I always want something I've never gotten elsewhere when I watch a film, and Colassal certainly delivers. 100% recommended watch on my part.
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28th December 2019
Saturday 8:33 pm
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try tipofmytounge on reddit
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29th November 2020
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I watched this last night before bed and it was so good I decided to bump this old thread because it's basically the perfect definition of a hidden gem.

If you've ever stayed up watching some rubbish TV documentary about the Rendlesham Forest incident then this might be your new favourite film. Otherwise I'd recommend it because of how well shot, written and edited it all is. It's not Signs or anything though, just to make that clear. Now one fights a monster with a stick. Most of the people who worked on it or starred in it don't even have Wikipedia pages, so again, the definition of a hidden gem.
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3rd December 2020
Thursday 10:42 pm
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>If you've ever stayed up watching some rubbish TV documentary about the Rendlesham Forest incident then this might be your new favourite film

That's definitely me so I gave it a watch based on that alone. Solid recommendation, good shout ladm8.

Reminded me a bit of Blair Witch in the way nothing really happens for most of it, except much better at building the tension and intrigue because there was actually a coherent narrative. Incredibly focussed "hygge" for fans of the classic Roswell, abductions, and crop circles type folklore.
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4th December 2020
Friday 9:34 pm
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I meant to recommend that a few weeks back but I was banned. I absolutely loved it, and some of the camera shots were amazing (they just used a remote-controlled car with a cheap gimbal for the camera). I would advise watching it with subtitles, especially at the start of the film, as the fast-paced slang-heavy 50's American chatter can go over your head at times.

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18th November 2020
Wednesday 8:20 pm
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There was an episode of Bernard's Watch where Bernard had stopped time whilst he was on one of his little escapades, trying to catch a rabbit that was on the loose or something like that, and when he unfroze time several hours later it turned out that the chicken his mum had been roasting was burnt to a crisp because it had continued to cook during all of the hours it was frozen.

This has always stayed with me because I thought it was so fucked up. Imagine you've just got into a red hot bath to relax and next thing you know your tender flesh is peeling away from the bone and congealing around you because, completely unbeknownst to you, you've actually been boiled alive for several hours whilst some little scamp has frozen time so he can be at two different friend's birthday parties at the same time or whatever. Fucked up, I tell you.
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>> No. 23425 Anonymous
20th November 2020
Friday 11:59 am
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Your average* person can easily match that speed with an atlatl, if they know what they're doing.

*in good shape, so not an average modern Anglo.
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20th November 2020
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Maybe if I whirled it around like a discus thrower, but I suspect that the loose spuds would dissipate a lot of the energy. It'd be a nasty knock, but I wouldn't bank on it as a knockout blow. I'd be more confident with one big spud in a football sock.
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20th November 2020
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Even a spear with a potato on the end of it?
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20th November 2020
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Drop a spud in one of these, should be about the same.
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Dino from The Queen's Nose was a bit of a guilty would.

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>> No. 428025 Anonymous
25th June 2019
Tuesday 10:52 pm
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My other half has squeezed all of the washing up liquid into a Kilner bottle.

Lads, I don't get it. I really don't get it. I mean, I gave up trying to understand women a long time ago but every now and then something happens that leaves me utterly flummoxed beyond all comprehension. Is 'WITH NOTHING TO SAY BECAUSE I AM A CUNT' still wordfiltered? I mean, she's moved it from one bottle... to another bottle. It doesn't even pour that well so you always end up using more than you intended to. I doubt anyone in the entire history of humankind has ever thought "washing up liquid in a glass bottle, nice." It's bright yellow and she also pours the cooking oil into a Kilner bottle, which she doesn't store too far away from it, so I can almost certainly guarantee at some point in the future she'll end up frying food in washing up liquid. The lid is also a faff. Just... why? Why, lads?

Can you lads please reassure me that your lasses do stupid shit like this?
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>> No. 439508 Anonymous
10th October 2020
Saturday 8:48 pm
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I've probably posted about Octav1us doing something sexy on Digi.

The hardest I have ever laughed at anything is the Garden of Nivvin game from Episode 4 of Digitiser The Show. Skip to 29:50 and buckle up. Every time you think it's reached a new nadir, it just keeps going horrifically wrong.


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11th October 2020
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I had seen this when it came out but had forgotten/blanked out most of it.

No wonder Gannon is the way that he is.
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13th October 2020
Tuesday 1:40 pm
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I wasn't even aware Digitiser had continued on the Internet, let alone have a YouTube channel.
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3rd December 2020
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I've just had to pull an ungodly amount of hair out of the bath plughole. Women can talk about cleanliness all they fucking like but they won't do the proper dirty work like that.
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4th December 2020
Friday 2:53 pm
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Women arent as good at cleaning as they reckon. My lass reckons a quick dust and vacuum is a clean. Doesnt pull anything out, dust individual bits or polish or anything.

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>> No. 30923 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 8:25 pm
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>every cunt is using commas

I believe there are filthy Euro types who use full-stops instead! This is why I voted for Brexit.
>> No. 30924 Anonymous
14th October 2020
Wednesday 8:33 pm
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I've always hated that.
>> No. 30940 Anonymous
19th October 2020
Monday 4:22 pm
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Without further adieu.
>> No. 30950 Anonymous
20th October 2020
Tuesday 4:48 pm
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'Game changer' in the context of selling novelty food products. Normally in the context of some tat you can pick up at some bargain shop - even M&S is getting in on it now which just shows how far we have fallen as a nation.
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3rd December 2020
Thursday 10:46 pm
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>> No. 29059 Anonymous
29th November 2020
Sunday 7:56 am
/news/29059 Dave Prowse
Personally I think the Green Cross Man was his best work.

Rest in Peace Darth Vader.
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>> No. 29101 Anonymous
30th November 2020
Monday 12:05 am
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Hedgehogs are wonderful little creatures.
>> No. 29104 Anonymous
30th November 2020
Monday 11:37 am
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This hit home for me on how accents have become more subtle in recent decades. Mostly because I'm now enough of an old fart that I can notice how different I sound compared to the next generation.

Probably for the best, you wouldn't think a Peterborough-esque accent would be difficult but I do have to consciously slow down when talking to foreigners.
>> No. 29119 Anonymous
30th November 2020
Monday 6:01 pm
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>how accents have become more subtle in recent decades

Apart from Scouse, which has inexplicably mutated beyond recognition. It used to be a gentle sing-song accent but now it sounds like a cat getting raped.
>> No. 29121 Anonymous
30th November 2020
Monday 6:46 pm
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Ye fooooochhhhhhhing pricchhhhhhhhhhhhchchchchchhhh
>> No. 29213 Anonymous
3rd December 2020
Thursday 8:57 pm
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Oh fuck that's fucking horrible. No charm, you can barely hear what the little shit is saying and-

...I just got to the bit where they cross the road. Is this like the 'How Now Blue Cow' where she goes to the meat factory, or is that actually a 'Think!' advert and a real one? That was pleasantly jarring.

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>> No. 67572 Searchfag
30th November 2020
Monday 10:42 am
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so what are we going to do about this?
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>> No. 67582 Moralfag
1st December 2020
Tuesday 12:32 am
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>>67581

MEDIOCRE MEWS
>> No. 67583 Samefag
1st December 2020
Tuesday 9:57 am
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>> No. 67589 Searchfag
3rd December 2020
Thursday 11:48 am
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They have serious quality control issues.
>> No. 67590 YubYub
3rd December 2020
Thursday 12:07 pm
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>>67589

Most of the green triangles get sent to Costa to be minced up for hot drinks.
>> No. 67591 Billbob
3rd December 2020
Thursday 12:44 pm
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>>67589

I'll have the toffee pennies if you don't want them.

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>> No. 67588 Moralfag
3rd December 2020
Thursday 11:46 am
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Remember, lads. A vote for Labour is a vote for rapists on are streets.

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>> No. 67577 Anonymous
30th November 2020
Monday 5:13 pm
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>> No. 67578 Samefag
30th November 2020
Monday 7:02 pm
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self-dolphin rape
>> No. 67587 Billbob
3rd December 2020
Thursday 8:53 am
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>> No. 4856 Anonymous
24th November 2020
Tuesday 5:50 pm
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If something apparently isn't available on LibGen or SciHub, am I out of luck? Is there anywhere else I can ask?

Searching for a textbook which would otherwise cost 92GBP.
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>> No. 4870 Anonymous
28th November 2020
Saturday 6:14 pm
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>>4864
It's a torrent site just for books
>> No. 4871 Anonymous
29th November 2020
Sunday 4:09 pm
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>>4870

Got it with "bibliotik". Looks promising, thanks.
>> No. 4872 Anonymous
29th November 2020
Sunday 4:55 pm
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>>4871

Looks like it's invite only. Can you help anotherlad out?
>> No. 4873 Anonymous
30th November 2020
Monday 6:40 pm
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>>4872

My account was deleted due to inactivity. Try /r/trackers
>> No. 4874 Anonymous
2nd December 2020
Wednesday 9:43 pm
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It turns out it was on archive.org. I used a DRM removal tool to obtain a copy.

Thanks to you lads that helped with this.

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