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>> ID: da7644 No. 15415 Anonymous
11th July 2020
Saturday 7:56 pm

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My sincere apologies chaps.
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>> ID: 09908d No. 15421 Anonymous
12th July 2020
Sunday 1:28 am

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>>15416
> 85p

Mirth. I think I'll continue using it until it expires. I kind of like it, to be honest. Britfa in the week, cunt off club at the weekends / on bank holidays.

Or maybe cuntoff.club could direct us straight to /pol/
>> ID: 811074 No. 15422 Anonymous
12th July 2020
Sunday 3:29 am

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>>15416
I used it twice.
>> ID: c3bce5 No. 15423 Anonymous
12th July 2020
Sunday 7:35 am

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Thank fuck for that.
I have looked around much of the internet, and there's nowhere like home.
I shall put the kettle on.
>> ID: 839446 No. 15424 Anonymous
12th July 2020
Sunday 7:45 am

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Thanks for sorting it m8. Much appreciated.
>> ID: 1cce46 No. 15426 Anonymous
12th July 2020
Sunday 9:49 am

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I hope the server password is in purp's will, too. I'll pay the fees but someone less thick will have to run it.

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>> ID: b3b834 No. 15385 Anonymous
1st July 2020
Wednesday 1:56 pm

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BROKEN BRITFA
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>> ID: ec74d0 No. 15411 Anonymous
10th July 2020
Friday 7:08 pm

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>>15410
Depends how bored you are. It's only slightly more active than the boards currently are.
>> ID: 839446 No. 15412 Anonymous
10th July 2020
Friday 7:12 pm

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>>15410
I barely ever post there but it seems reasonably chill. Might be worth having just in case this sort of situation arises again.

>>15409
That warmed my heart a bit. As well as all the lads finding various ways and means of crawling back to this small grey bolthole in the swarming fuckery that is the wider internet.

Glad to hear that purps realises that this place is actually a bit special in it's own understated way, if he reads this at some point his efforts are very much appreciated. Without wanting to be dramatic or overstate the case I reckon /emo/ may genuinely have saved a few lives. And the cunts offs can be fun as well.

Sage for soppyness.
>> ID: e200b6 No. 15413 Anonymous
10th July 2020
Friday 8:38 pm

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>>15410

If you want to be part of the disgusting Mod/IRC clique.
>> ID: d4104e No. 15414 Anonymous
11th July 2020
Saturday 2:27 am

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>>15413
That joke worked better 10 years ago when it was IRC and no one under the age of 25 knew how to access the server. Discord is a click away.
>> ID: 690746 No. 15418 Anonymous
11th July 2020
Saturday 8:28 pm

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Oh thank god, I thought this place had just died forever without warning.

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>> ID: 7389f1 No. 13515 Anonymous
10th December 2015
Thursday 8:44 pm

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13515 Silly Sausage Thread
Ban appeals, supplication and fry-ups.
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>> ID: 98805e No. 15380 Anonymous
27th June 2020
Saturday 2:44 pm

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Is posting a Sky News interview between Adam Bolton and a former Met chief superintendent really worthy of a two week ban for "racist shite"?
>> ID: 533c65 No. 15381 Anonymous
27th June 2020
Saturday 5:11 pm

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>>15380
"We can't have the Marxist BLM narrative, that this is an issue of right wing whites+police vs everyone else (when really it's a specific problem with afro-Carribbeans largely due to their massively disproportional rate of fatherlessness), being shattered by a calm rational former chief superintendent stating facts and his years of experience" said Adam Bolton and the mods.
>> ID: a1997b No. 15382 Anonymous
27th June 2020
Saturday 5:55 pm

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>>15381

>being shattered by a calm rational former chief superintendent stating facts

Fucking hell. Actually beyond parody now.
>> ID: 9372a2 No. 15383 Anonymous
27th June 2020
Saturday 6:01 pm

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>>15382
I seem to have a thing at the moment where I just post something and then other people run with it, like using the word "nondescript".
>> ID: a1997b No. 15384 Anonymous
27th June 2020
Saturday 6:24 pm

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>>15383

We haven't had a good 'ubiquitous' in years, it's about time.

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>> ID: 11eb95 No. 15370 Anonymous
23rd June 2020
Tuesday 5:04 pm

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Wordfilter for [-]? I vote 'cheesy flesh folds'.
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>> ID: 6c0fdd No. 15373 Anonymous
23rd June 2020
Tuesday 7:32 pm

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Who gives a toss. Filter it, don't filter it - I've seen it in like four posts.
>> ID: 33a0e6 No. 15374 Anonymous
23rd June 2020
Tuesday 7:48 pm

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>>15370
>[-]
U wot?
>> ID: e200b6 No. 15375 Anonymous
23rd June 2020
Tuesday 8:07 pm

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>>15374

Those fatty fuckers don't like people announcing they are hiding their thread.
>> ID: a1997b No. 15376 Anonymous
23rd June 2020
Tuesday 8:14 pm

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>>15373

Four posts is about 40% of daily posting, though.

It's hilariously* filtered on relevant boards anyway.
>> ID: 6df7e0 No. 15377 Anonymous
23rd June 2020
Tuesday 9:14 pm

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Some have called it a forced meme, but I thought it was pretty funny when I posted it in response to the ladyboy lads on about meaty she-cocks. In my head the joke was that I bet it was one of those lads who posted it in the chubster thread to begin with.

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>> ID: 1aeb7c No. 15354 Anonymous
26th May 2020
Tuesday 11:31 am

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/nom/ seems to be the only board with this youtube embed option in the reply box. I'm not missing it elsewhere, just thought I'd mention it.
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>> ID: 27795d No. 15355 Anonymous
26th May 2020
Tuesday 12:05 pm

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I am, why can't it be embedded everywhere?
>> ID: 6c0fdd No. 15356 Anonymous
26th May 2020
Tuesday 12:49 pm

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You bastard, I clicked on the image to close the reply box I thought had popped up.

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>> ID: 3990e4 No. 15320 Anonymous
8th April 2020
Wednesday 6:02 pm

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When I click view on the >>news/23797 Corona virus thread it only shows up to post 23868 but otherwise if I click expand then it displays everything up to post 23895.

That said, if I check the >>shed/13515 silly sausage thread and click view then it shows the entire thread - so I think something has broke on the news board.

I am using Firefox 64bit v75 on Windows 10.
Same thing happens on whatever version of safari iPads are on these days.
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>> ID: 607023 No. 15349 Anonymous
25th May 2020
Monday 11:54 am

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>>15347
>BTW fuck webp it's entirely useless.

It's a pretty good alternative to animated gifs, which are a bizarre inefficient dinosaur of a format.
But for stills though, yes it's utterly pointless. There's an argument that they save a bit of space when compared to an equivalent quality .jpg, but it's spare change in an age where every other website is packed full of autoplay videos.
>> ID: e417e3 No. 15350 Anonymous
25th May 2020
Monday 12:18 pm

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>>15349

Up until now I had assumed it was just some sort of image format DRM that stops me being easily able to save images off Google to repost on imageboards.
>> ID: 607023 No. 15351 Anonymous
25th May 2020
Monday 4:04 pm

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>>15350

I'm not a computer magician but I think the only thing preventing them from working on Brian would be one line of code that contains the valid file types it will let you upload. Brian doesn't need to be able to decode the image itself, because that's done on our end in the browser, and that shouldn't be a problem for anyone who's updated their browser in the past 5-10 years.

Regarding DRM on images, one thing I've found that many websites do, either intentionally or otherwise, to stop people from being able to save images is to hide the image itself underneath a transparent layer so right clicking doesn't let you save the image. There is a workaround although it can be a bit of a pain in the backside, in Chrome, right click on the image and click "inspect", and using that function you can break the page down and find the url to the actual image.
>> ID: 607023 No. 15352 Anonymous
25th May 2020
Monday 5:20 pm

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>>15351

*I just thought, adding in a new file type could possibly bugger up the scaling for thumbnails maybe?
>> ID: ce5a5e No. 15353 Anonymous
25th May 2020
Monday 5:45 pm

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You can just delete the .webp bit, right? Is there another issue or am I posting on Mumsnet by mistake again?

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>> ID: ba95ba No. 15338 Anonymous
19th May 2020
Tuesday 5:46 pm

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Go on, open up the workplace annoyances thread again.
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>> ID: 33a0e6 No. 15343 Anonymous
23rd May 2020
Saturday 12:25 am

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>>15342

>> ID: 6c0fdd No. 15344 Anonymous
23rd May 2020
Saturday 1:21 am

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>>15342
The mods don't actually know how to unlock threads. Have you ever seen one unlocked?
>> ID: 18f2b3 No. 15345 Anonymous
23rd May 2020
Saturday 2:02 am

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>>15344
The Autoban 9000 broke free from purps shed and runs things now. I don't even own a web browser these days, I post using Alexa.
>> ID: 717284 No. 15378 Anonymous
24th June 2020
Wednesday 1:22 pm

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Go on.
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 15379 Anonymous
24th June 2020
Wednesday 2:17 pm

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>>15378
I'm fairly sure I unlocked it about a month ago but nobody noticed. I can't find it now so if you want to bump it I'll lock it again for you.

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>> ID: ccf42e No. 15335 Anonymous
6th May 2020
Wednesday 10:11 pm

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I sometimes wonder whether we should be able to resurrect really old threads. Like really old. It could be abused so would need to be controlled, but maybe it would be nice.
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>> ID: ccf42e No. 15336 Anonymous
6th May 2020
Wednesday 11:00 pm

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>>15335
Nature is healing.

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>> ID: f749a2 No. 15301 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 12:53 pm

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Is there a reason I can sometimes visit on mobile Internet without any trouble, but sometimes his the network's adult content filter and have to fire up a VPN?

It seems to have swung back and forth a couple of times in the last few months.
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>> ID: cad645 No. 15302 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 1:01 pm

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I have the same thing, with Three? They seem to let it slide until I try to post something.

I'm not the admin but I'm willing to bet it's an ISP issue not a .gs one.
>> ID: 6c0fdd No. 15303 Anonymous
26th March 2020
Thursday 2:01 pm

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>>15302
Agreed, Three are always trying to tell me the content filter is on when it isn't.

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>> ID: 42d8c5 No. 15085 Anonymous
9th October 2019
Wednesday 8:25 pm

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Just found this on the /*/ board .. interesting, kindof. If nothing else could anyone explain how such a thing might happen?
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>> ID: edf5ad No. 15296 Anonymous
6th March 2020
Friday 8:50 pm

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>>15293
>on YouTube itself I frequently find it loads the wrong video until I refresh
I've had this too. Quite weird.
>> ID: 09908d No. 15297 Anonymous
15th March 2020
Sunday 5:36 pm

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Just caught this happening on the front page of /*/. I now think it might have something to do with browser cache.
>> ID: d004e2 No. 15298 Anonymous
16th March 2020
Monday 4:49 pm

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>>15297
What browser are you using?
>> ID: 09908d No. 15299 Anonymous
16th March 2020
Monday 7:02 pm

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>>15298
Firefox, same as the otherlad in the other thread. I'm almost certain it's firefox fucking up caching that's an issue.
>> ID: 9c919b No. 15300 Anonymous
17th March 2020
Tuesday 6:21 am

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>>15299
I see it in Chrome, desktop and mobile.

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>> ID: e6c849 No. 15275 Anonymous
2nd March 2020
Monday 12:05 pm

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15275 oh gosh.
I have been away a very long time on a very long and strange journey and I now find myself unable to use the site. Does anyone have a manual laying about?
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>> ID: 7b7e3d No. 15282 Anonymous
3rd March 2020
Tuesday 10:34 am

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>>15281

That is me. I have returned after all my ops and my life being turned upside down. Long road back though. Is purple still about? We had some good beers a few times and I would love a catch up with him.
>> ID: 8aef47 No. 15283 Anonymous
3rd March 2020
Tuesday 11:43 am

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>>15282
> my life being turned upside down
>> ID: ec676b No. 15284 Anonymous
3rd March 2020
Tuesday 4:57 pm

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>>15282
Wow, I remember your posts. How are things for you now?
>> ID: ab1fbf No. 15285 Anonymous
3rd March 2020
Tuesday 9:41 pm

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>>15284 still got a fair bit of pain, but instead of giving into it I got angry at it and studied very hard. Pulled things together and now I’m living in Scotland working for a software development company. Things are going much much better than they were. Still have some rough days but on the whole I can see it’s going to get better again a day or so later.

I’m sorry my posts left such an impression on you.
>> ID: c87396 No. 15286 Anonymous
4th March 2020
Wednesday 12:31 pm

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>>15285
>I’m sorry my posts left such an impression on you.

Just put it down to me having no life and too much free time. I'm glad things are better.

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>> ID: d83f24 No. 15273 Anonymous
9th February 2020
Sunday 10:47 pm

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I've noticed the vimeo tags on the feature page don't work anymore. This is annoying as I was going to wish everyone a good week before bed by posting a twee porn music video:
https://vimeo.com/33186972
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>> ID: e7a361 No. 15274 Anonymous
10th February 2020
Monday 12:33 pm

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>>15273
Whoa lad, do you mind not posting the lezzers in /sfw?

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>> ID: c33b06 No. 15259 Anonymous
22nd January 2020
Wednesday 10:20 pm

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I've noticed a number of 'why?' posts across imageboards, including a few here at Britfa.gs. Seems suspitious to me, as if someone's testing a postbot or something. Just a heads up. Maybe it's nothing.

What do you think?
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>> ID: c3b2ae No. 15261 Anonymous
22nd January 2020
Wednesday 10:51 pm

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I ask people "why?" when they've said some stupid shite and are clearly too much of a braindead pissbaby to back it up with anything substantive. Not me in the workout thread though, but that too seems like quite a reasonable use of the question "why?", given that the badgrammarlad just sort of told him to do something contrary to the advice of others with no real insight into, well, why.
>> ID: 041c5b No. 15262 Anonymous
23rd January 2020
Thursday 12:29 am

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>>15259
Not seen this, but I would certainly like to subscribe to your newsletter. We have been hit with just as many bots and astroturfing as anyone else.
>> ID: cad645 No. 15263 Anonymous
23rd January 2020
Thursday 6:32 am

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>>15262

>astroturfing

SHueley not?!
>> ID: 1feb33 No. 15264 Anonymous
23rd January 2020
Thursday 6:39 am

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Oh tell me why...
Do we build castles in the sky?
Oh tell me why...
Are the castles way up high
Please tell me why...
Do we build castles in the sky?
Oh tell me why...
Are the castles way up high

>> ID: 7b764e No. 15265 Anonymous
24th January 2020
Friday 6:02 pm

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>>15259
Why?

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>> ID: 3ce38a No. 15246 Anonymous
18th January 2020
Saturday 11:18 am

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Can't seem to post text on other boards, but working here for some reason.
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>> ID: 041c5b No. 15254 Anonymous
18th January 2020
Saturday 12:41 pm

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>>15246
The moral of the story: don't add stupid word filters. Particularly those that link back to domain names. Even more if that domain name is now full of bad stuff.
>> ID: 5fd64b No. 15255 Anonymous
18th January 2020
Saturday 12:45 pm

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Mods = Not Sods.
>> ID: 7b764e No. 15256 Anonymous
18th January 2020
Saturday 3:55 pm

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>>15254
You can't get the staff these days.
>> ID: 723658 No. 15257 Anonymous
18th January 2020
Saturday 5:01 pm

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>>15256
Well luckily I'd paid for the .gs enterprise support contract, which provides support at weekends too.
>> ID: cad645 No. 15258 Anonymous
19th January 2020
Sunday 2:11 am

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>>15254

WHOOPS

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