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>> ID: 7389f1 No. 13515 Anonymous
10th December 2015
Thursday 8:44 pm

ID: 7389f1
13515 Silly Sausage Thread
Ban appeals, supplication and fry-ups.
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>> ID: 46fce2 No. 15782 Anonymous
26th April 2021
Monday 1:20 pm

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>>15781
I don't identify as that ID anymore, stop stalking me bigot.
>> ID: eed20b No. 15791 Anonymous
20th May 2021
Thursday 6:58 pm

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I just posted what I thought was a rather droll original creation, in response to >>/IQ/68911

>Back when it was announced I actually remember my friends disappointed that you have to play a black guy

It was a picture of a group of young Aryan lads with 'The Hitler Youth - The young men of the third reich', but with 'Hitler' clumsily scrubbed out, and 'third' roughly replaced with 'friend', because I was making a joke about him being in the Hitler youth, because his friends sound racist, and I'm not patient enough to make good shitposts.

Is this some miscommunication or is that genuinely a dangerous kind of thing to post nowadays? I just wanted to make people laugh at the idea that that chap was in the Hitler youth, which is obviously impossible. "Fashy memes"?
>> ID: f61e85 No. 15792 Anonymous
20th May 2021
Thursday 7:50 pm

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>>15791
/iq/ is serious business.
>> ID: 099953 No. 15793 Anonymous
21st May 2021
Friday 8:51 am

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>>15792
Now you've done it.
>> ID: 6887f6 No. 15794 Anonymous
16th June 2021
Wednesday 12:19 pm

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What happened here, is this some sort of peado code?

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>> ID: 3d511f No. 15785 Anonymous
14th May 2021
Friday 7:17 pm

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Take away the sage option. It's causing new, potentially interesting threads, to sink beneath the weight of weekend generals.
We haveve fewer users enough as it is, we don't need to show newcomers that original content isn't welcome here.
It's like we're saging the whole site for fuck sake.
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>> ID: 778c5e No. 15786 Anonymous
14th May 2021
Friday 7:23 pm

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Real men browse with /*/ and the sage does nothing.
>> ID: 3d511f No. 15787 Anonymous
14th May 2021
Friday 7:27 pm

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>>15786
You don't mean to say we're simply not that interesting here?
Horror.
>> ID: 8c0cdb No. 15788 Anonymous
14th May 2021
Friday 7:33 pm

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>>15787
We're three blokes in sheds, but we're interesting enough to each other and that's what counts.
>> ID: 20a6c4 No. 15789 Anonymous
14th May 2021
Friday 7:37 pm

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>>15786
I use /sfw/ just in case the munter thread has been bumped on /x/.
>> ID: 45cd14 No. 15790 Anonymous
14th May 2021
Friday 7:50 pm

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>>15786
Indeed. Why would I browse individual boards when the site as a whole gets about 30 posts a day? /map/'s got posts from 2018 on the front page, not exactly warp speed posting over there.

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>> ID: da7644 No. 15432 Anonymous
17th July 2020
Friday 7:31 pm

ID: da7644
15432 fixing some bugs
So please report in if you see something shit.
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>> ID: de3d80 No. 15717 Anonymous
8th March 2021
Monday 9:36 am

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>>15715
Apologies for that lads, my auto-renewing script was broken, fixed again.
>> ID: 99a328 No. 15736 Anonymous
23rd March 2021
Tuesday 9:15 pm

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Can we please have 'hide thread' fixed. I will make you a nice cake if you do.
>> ID: 361b5f No. 15737 Anonymous
23rd March 2021
Tuesday 9:55 pm

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>>15736
You're going to look at Carol Vorderman every day and you'll bloody well like it.
>> ID: 99a328 No. 15738 Anonymous
23rd March 2021
Tuesday 11:36 pm

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>>15737

I didn't want to say it, but yes, I am fucking sick of her. I am prepared to take direct action to end this menace if necessary.
>> ID: d04b56 No. 15784 Anonymous
2nd May 2021
Sunday 12:13 pm

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Interesting.

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>> ID: e5d3a2 No. 13159 Anonymous
16th July 2015
Thursday 9:08 pm

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May we have 'benefits' word filtered to 'bennies', please? Only having it on /pol/ would suffice
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>> ID: 09908d No. 15723 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 5:17 pm

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>>15720

I believe the wordfilters are just PHP strcmp()/str_replace() calls. It'd be nice if they used preg_replace() for things like this but I don't see it happening.
>> ID: 09908d No. 15724 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 5:19 pm

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>>15723

Actually if I'm right then putting the reddit.com filter before the reddit filter would work, while having reddit before reddit.com would break.
>> ID: bb7c62 No. 15725 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 5:24 pm

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>>15724
The filters arrange themselves according to some vaguely unfathomable logic. I can't change which comes first.
>> ID: 09908d No. 15726 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 5:28 pm

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>>15725
> The filters arrange themselves according to some vaguely unfathomable logic.

Somehow that seems totally appropriate. Actually trying to migrate the system to preg_replace() would probably suck the entire site and the shed it lives in into the void like in that YubYub gif.
>> ID: 3e7a92 No. 15727 Anonymous
10th March 2021
Wednesday 5:48 pm

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I don't even know where rudgwick came from or why. I assume I missed a hilarious joke somewhere. or maybe I did it when I was full of pain pills that one week and don't remember

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>> ID: 9cd0ed No. 14494 Anonymous
26th February 2018
Monday 7:46 pm

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Where does The Wall allow us to enter from these days?

Asking for travel and VPN reasons.
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>> ID: acd590 No. 15632 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 5:52 pm

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>>15631
Is he still around? I always found his ever more subtle attempts at introducing his 'ideas' to be amusing.
>> ID: a36a7b No. 15633 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 5:55 pm

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>>15632

Pretty sure it was him the other day arguing about when the "magic responsibility switch" or whatever it was goes off in people's heads.
>> ID: 74120c No. 15635 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 6:19 pm

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>>15633
No, that was me. I just want kids to be tried as adults, and for capital punishment to be brought back. How does that make me a seppo?
>> ID: 8468c3 No. 15641 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 7:28 pm

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>>15631
>It's not worth walling the whole of the US
I couldn't disagree more.
>> ID: 364fb1 No. 15643 Anonymous
11th January 2021
Monday 7:48 pm

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>>15631
I agree - there are far fewer US posters than you think, it's the yoof who have adopted their speaking/posting habits most of the time.

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>> ID: 8c0cdb No. 15603 Anonymous
5th January 2021
Tuesday 12:41 pm

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Trying to post an image on /cash/ gets me this.

Is Brian okay?
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>> ID: 6d94c8 No. 15604 Anonymous
5th January 2021
Tuesday 12:51 pm

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Yeah. I get this too, but only on /cash/
>> ID: 5ff34b No. 15605 Anonymous
5th January 2021
Tuesday 5:09 pm

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I think it has always been this way. I'm not no computer fixer man, but I've deduced that brian probably doesn't like the currency symbols.
>> ID: eff1a0 No. 15606 Anonymous
5th January 2021
Tuesday 5:19 pm

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>>15605
It worked until about 6 months ago.
>> ID: 5ff34b No. 15607 Anonymous
5th January 2021
Tuesday 5:25 pm

ID: 5ff34b
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>>15606

I did say I was no computer fixer man.

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>> ID: 1e8db1 No. 15588 Anonymous
12th December 2020
Saturday 3:59 pm

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Can anyone please tell me why I'm being welcomed to the cum zone?
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>> ID: d88566 No. 15590 Anonymous
12th December 2020
Saturday 4:09 pm

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>>15588
You what mate?
>> ID: 4c3350 No. 15591 Anonymous
12th December 2020
Saturday 5:39 pm

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You're using a garbage old browser. Modern browsers block auto-playing audio by default.
>> ID: 599875 No. 15592 Anonymous
12th December 2020
Saturday 5:57 pm

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There's a "cum zone" and I wasn't invited? Tossers.
>> ID: 660d7a No. 15593 Anonymous
12th December 2020
Saturday 6:13 pm

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>>15591
So you say, but both versions of Chrome (stable and canary) I tested allowed it.

Not sure if this documentation remains current. Gs doesn't seem to have crossed the MEI threshold and has the "Automatic (default)" permission for Sound.

https://developers.google.com/web/updates/2017/09/autoplay-policy-changes#mei
>> ID: bb7c62 No. 15595 Anonymous
12th December 2020
Saturday 9:22 pm

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>>15593
It didn't work on my Chrome variant or FireFox so thanks, if you hadn't let us know it did work for you I'd have assumed it didn't work and never bothered doing it again.

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>> ID: 98ca28 No. 15546 Anonymous
26th September 2020
Saturday 2:06 pm

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Oi purps, can you whitelist a friend of mine in Germany who can't access the site?

He's a Hampshire lad originally.

85.212.157.81

Ta.

Feel free to delete thread after whitelisting to hide his IP
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>> ID: a7556e No. 15552 Anonymous
27th September 2020
Sunday 11:28 am

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>>15546
I'm sure he'll be along soon, even if it's just to explain why he can't.
>> ID: bdfd82 No. 15553 Anonymous
27th September 2020
Sunday 12:05 pm

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>>15546
Whitelisting individual IPs is a pain in the arse, apologies.

Let me do a bit of research and I'll let you know. Not convinced I want to open up Germany for one person, but let me look at some logs and consider.
>> ID: 98ca28 No. 15557 Anonymous
28th September 2020
Monday 6:07 pm

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Thank you modm8s.

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>> ID: 5e0a4d No. 15505 Anonymous
15th August 2020
Saturday 8:29 am

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Could /emo get a slight background tinge, perhaps blueish, when shown in /* as a visual cue to remind us not to shit it up. I find myself having to delete posts post-posting once I've realised it's /emo.
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>> ID: 0732b7 No. 15506 Anonymous
15th August 2020
Saturday 8:34 am

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You could always stop being a cunt shitting up the rest of the boards.
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 15507 Anonymous
15th August 2020
Saturday 12:28 pm

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There already is, is this a phone posting problem?
>> ID: bdfd82 No. 15508 Anonymous
15th August 2020
Saturday 12:54 pm

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>>15507
Yeah - certain browsers don't see the colour.

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>> ID: 141aee No. 15455 Anonymous
25th July 2020
Saturday 9:28 am

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Any chance of fixing not being able to post images on /£$€¥/?
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>> ID: 98ca28 No. 15476 Anonymous
1st August 2020
Saturday 2:11 pm

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>> ID: 77de4d No. 15477 Anonymous
1st August 2020
Saturday 2:18 pm

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>> ID: 6c0fdd No. 15478 Anonymous
1st August 2020
Saturday 7:43 pm

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>> ID: 5e0a4d No. 15479 Anonymous
1st August 2020
Saturday 7:57 pm

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>> ID: 0a7d14 No. 15503 Anonymous
11th August 2020
Tuesday 8:33 am

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Hello?

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>> ID: f29f80 No. 15456 Anonymous
27th July 2020
Monday 6:10 pm

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Can you modlads help me out? It seems someone got themselves a lifetime ban on an IP that giffgaff uses. It comes up for me, but only occasionally.
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>> ID: ec74d0 No. 15463 Anonymous
28th July 2020
Tuesday 11:59 am

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Not without knowing what IP it is.
>> ID: f40e60 No. 15469 Anonymous
28th July 2020
Tuesday 12:42 pm

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>>15463

I'll make a note of it if the ban message pops up again, but it seems this current IP is working now. I don't know if Giffgaff varies them or if you lifted it. Thanks, modlad.

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>> ID: da7644 No. 15415 Anonymous
11th July 2020
Saturday 7:56 pm

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My sincere apologies chaps.
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>> ID: 1cce46 No. 15426 Anonymous
12th July 2020
Sunday 9:49 am

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I hope the server password is in purp's will, too. I'll pay the fees but someone less thick will have to run it.
>> ID: d4104e No. 15428 Anonymous
13th July 2020
Monday 12:57 am

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>>15415
All this made me realise that I literally have no way to contact you that isn't through a 3rd party. I'll have to remedy that at some point, but Corona cancelled the Bohemian Boogaloo.

Your efforts are not unseen, cheers for persevering bossm8.
>> ID: 976e29 No. 15429 Anonymous
14th July 2020
Tuesday 11:07 am

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I'll be honest, I accepted this place was dead after a few days so I'm having a hard time adjusting. This must be what it's like coming back from a war.
>> ID: 6c0fdd No. 15430 Anonymous
14th July 2020
Tuesday 11:53 am

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>>15429
Pictured: a poster returning to britfa.gs
>> ID: 976e29 No. 15431 Anonymous
14th July 2020
Tuesday 5:15 pm

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>>15430
There wouldn't be any trouble if it wasn't for that king-shit mod! All I wanted was somewhere to post...

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>> ID: b3b834 No. 15385 Anonymous
1st July 2020
Wednesday 1:56 pm

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BROKEN BRITFA
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>> ID: ec74d0 No. 15411 Anonymous
10th July 2020
Friday 7:08 pm

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>>15410
Depends how bored you are. It's only slightly more active than the boards currently are.
>> ID: 839446 No. 15412 Anonymous
10th July 2020
Friday 7:12 pm

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>>15410
I barely ever post there but it seems reasonably chill. Might be worth having just in case this sort of situation arises again.

>>15409
That warmed my heart a bit. As well as all the lads finding various ways and means of crawling back to this small grey bolthole in the swarming fuckery that is the wider internet.

Glad to hear that purps realises that this place is actually a bit special in it's own understated way, if he reads this at some point his efforts are very much appreciated. Without wanting to be dramatic or overstate the case I reckon /emo/ may genuinely have saved a few lives. And the cunts offs can be fun as well.

Sage for soppyness.
>> ID: e200b6 No. 15413 Anonymous
10th July 2020
Friday 8:38 pm

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>>15410

If you want to be part of the disgusting Mod/IRC clique.
>> ID: d4104e No. 15414 Anonymous
11th July 2020
Saturday 2:27 am

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>>15413
That joke worked better 10 years ago when it was IRC and no one under the age of 25 knew how to access the server. Discord is a click away.
>> ID: 690746 No. 15418 Anonymous
11th July 2020
Saturday 8:28 pm

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Oh thank god, I thought this place had just died forever without warning.

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>> ID: 11eb95 No. 15370 Anonymous
23rd June 2020
Tuesday 5:04 pm

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Wordfilter for [-]? I vote 'cheesy flesh folds'.
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>> ID: 6c0fdd No. 15373 Anonymous
23rd June 2020
Tuesday 7:32 pm

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Who gives a toss. Filter it, don't filter it - I've seen it in like four posts.
>> ID: 33a0e6 No. 15374 Anonymous
23rd June 2020
Tuesday 7:48 pm

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>>15370
>[-]
U wot?
>> ID: e200b6 No. 15375 Anonymous
23rd June 2020
Tuesday 8:07 pm

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>>15374

Those fatty fuckers don't like people announcing they are hiding their thread.
>> ID: a1997b No. 15376 Anonymous
23rd June 2020
Tuesday 8:14 pm

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>>15373

Four posts is about 40% of daily posting, though.

It's hilariously* filtered on relevant boards anyway.
>> ID: 6df7e0 No. 15377 Anonymous
23rd June 2020
Tuesday 9:14 pm

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Some have called it a forced meme, but I thought it was pretty funny when I posted it in response to the ladyboy lads on about meaty she-cocks. In my head the joke was that I bet it was one of those lads who posted it in the chubster thread to begin with.

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