Real men browse with /*/ and the sage does nothing.

>>15786
You don't mean to say we're simply not that interesting here?
Horror.

>>15787
We're three blokes in sheds, but we're interesting enough to each other and that's what counts.

>>15786
I use /sfw/ just in case the munter thread has been bumped on /x/.

>>15786
Indeed. Why would I browse individual boards when the site as a whole gets about 30 posts a day? /map/'s got posts from 2018 on the front page, not exactly warp speed posting over there.

>>15720

I believe the wordfilters are just PHP strcmp()/str_replace() calls. It'd be nice if they used preg_replace() for things like this but I don't see it happening.

>>15723

Actually if I'm right then putting the reddit.com filter before the reddit filter would work, while having reddit before reddit.com would break.

>>15724
The filters arrange themselves according to some vaguely unfathomable logic. I can't change which comes first.

>>15725
> The filters arrange themselves according to some vaguely unfathomable logic.

Somehow that seems totally appropriate. Actually trying to migrate the system to preg_replace() would probably suck the entire site and the shed it lives in into the void like in that YubYub gif.

I don't even know where rudgwick came from or why. I assume I missed a hilarious joke somewhere. or maybe I did it when I was full of pain pills that one week and don't remember

>>15631
Is he still around? I always found his ever more subtle attempts at introducing his 'ideas' to be amusing.

>>15632

Pretty sure it was him the other day arguing about when the "magic responsibility switch" or whatever it was goes off in people's heads.

>>15633
No, that was me. I just want kids to be tried as adults, and for capital punishment to be brought back. How does that make me a seppo?

>>15631
>It's not worth walling the whole of the US
I couldn't disagree more.

>>15631
I agree - there are far fewer US posters than you think, it's the yoof who have adopted their speaking/posting habits most of the time.

Yeah. I get this too, but only on /cash/

I think it has always been this way. I'm not no computer fixer man, but I've deduced that brian probably doesn't like the currency symbols.

>>15605
It worked until about 6 months ago.

>>15606

I did say I was no computer fixer man.

>>15588
You what mate?

You're using a garbage old browser. Modern browsers block auto-playing audio by default.

There's a "cum zone" and I wasn't invited? Tossers.

>>15591
So you say, but both versions of Chrome (stable and canary) I tested allowed it.

Not sure if this documentation remains current. Gs doesn't seem to have crossed the MEI threshold and has the "Automatic (default)" permission for Sound.

https://developers.google.com/web/updates/2017/09/autoplay-policy-changes#mei

>>15593
It didn't work on my Chrome variant or FireFox so thanks, if you hadn't let us know it did work for you I'd have assumed it didn't work and never bothered doing it again.

>>15546
I'm sure he'll be along soon, even if it's just to explain why he can't.

>>15546
Whitelisting individual IPs is a pain in the arse, apologies.

Let me do a bit of research and I'll let you know. Not convinced I want to open up Germany for one person, but let me look at some logs and consider.

Thank you modm8s.

You could always stop being a cunt shitting up the rest of the boards.

There already is, is this a phone posting problem?

>>15507
Yeah - certain browsers don't see the colour.

hello.jpg

Hello?

Not without knowing what IP it is.

>>15463

I'll make a note of it if the ban message pops up again, but it seems this current IP is working now. I don't know if Giffgaff varies them or if you lifted it. Thanks, modlad.

I hope the server password is in purp's will, too. I'll pay the fees but someone less thick will have to run it.

>>15415
All this made me realise that I literally have no way to contact you that isn't through a 3rd party. I'll have to remedy that at some point, but Corona cancelled the Bohemian Boogaloo.

Your efforts are not unseen, cheers for persevering bossm8.

I'll be honest, I accepted this place was dead after a few days so I'm having a hard time adjusting. This must be what it's like coming back from a war.

>>15429
Pictured: a poster returning to britfa.gs

>>15430
There wouldn't be any trouble if it wasn't for that king-shit mod! All I wanted was somewhere to post...

>>15410
Depends how bored you are. It's only slightly more active than the boards currently are.

>>15410
I barely ever post there but it seems reasonably chill. Might be worth having just in case this sort of situation arises again.

>>15409
That warmed my heart a bit. As well as all the lads finding various ways and means of crawling back to this small grey bolthole in the swarming fuckery that is the wider internet.

Glad to hear that purps realises that this place is actually a bit special in it's own understated way, if he reads this at some point his efforts are very much appreciated. Without wanting to be dramatic or overstate the case I reckon /emo/ may genuinely have saved a few lives. And the cunts offs can be fun as well.

Sage for soppyness.

>>15410

If you want to be part of the disgusting Mod/IRC clique.

>>15413
That joke worked better 10 years ago when it was IRC and no one under the age of 25 knew how to access the server. Discord is a click away.

Oh thank god, I thought this place had just died forever without warning.

Who gives a toss. Filter it, don't filter it - I've seen it in like four posts.

>>15370
>[-]
U wot?

>>15374

Those fatty fuckers don't like people announcing they are hiding their thread.

>>15373

Four posts is about 40% of daily posting, though.

It's hilariously* filtered on relevant boards anyway.

Some have called it a forced meme, but I thought it was pretty funny when I posted it in response to the ladyboy lads on about meaty she-cocks. In my head the joke was that I bet it was one of those lads who posted it in the chubster thread to begin with.

I am, why can't it be embedded everywhere?

You bastard, I clicked on the image to close the reply box I thought had popped up.

>>15347
>BTW fuck webp it's entirely useless.

It's a pretty good alternative to animated gifs, which are a bizarre inefficient dinosaur of a format.
But for stills though, yes it's utterly pointless. There's an argument that they save a bit of space when compared to an equivalent quality .jpg, but it's spare change in an age where every other website is packed full of autoplay videos.

>>15349

Up until now I had assumed it was just some sort of image format DRM that stops me being easily able to save images off Google to repost on imageboards.

>>15350

I'm not a computer magician but I think the only thing preventing them from working on Brian would be one line of code that contains the valid file types it will let you upload. Brian doesn't need to be able to decode the image itself, because that's done on our end in the browser, and that shouldn't be a problem for anyone who's updated their browser in the past 5-10 years.

Regarding DRM on images, one thing I've found that many websites do, either intentionally or otherwise, to stop people from being able to save images is to hide the image itself underneath a transparent layer so right clicking doesn't let you save the image. There is a workaround although it can be a bit of a pain in the backside, in Chrome, right click on the image and click "inspect", and using that function you can break the page down and find the url to the actual image.

>>15351

*I just thought, adding in a new file type could possibly bugger up the scaling for thumbnails maybe?

You can just delete the .webp bit, right? Is there another issue or am I posting on Mumsnet by mistake again?