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Strictly between you, me and GCHQlad, I once broke into someone's house by removing their double glazing windows to get in. Once you remove all the sealant around the window, they literally just slide out. They also just slide back in and the putty they are held in with is easily reapplied.
It was an elaborate prank involving a bet that I couldn't steal something he had bought that had to be dismantled to remove, he had to build it in the house by bringing the stuff in in sections, and that it would take too long and I'd be caught. So I reversed a van up to his living room window, removed the windows, stole the item, and put the windows back in again.
He still doesn't know how I did it, even the slight draught in his living room he had to have fixed didn't make him twig, and I got a £200. It was a £1000 bet, but I had to pay off the neighbour and the 3 boys that helped me steal it.