>>23807
Fuck me mate you mangled that properly.

Wypierdalaj dupku...

russians must return this city to Poland

>>23830
good story dude !!!

>>23799
I just finished being a student. My rent was £420/month, I would spend about £30 per week on food (I'd buy a load of veg, meat, cheese from the market and get carb stuff from the supermarket generally, usually rice and lentils).

I don't know anyone who goes to the cinema here anymore, it's just not worth it - you sit through 20 minutes of adverts to see a film you don't know if you'll enjoy or not and pay £8-10 for the privilege.

>>23800
Rent an apartment on average in Moscow $ 400 - $ 500
But kapuse much cheaper.

Internet at a speed of 100 Mb/s worth from $ 5 to 10, depending on the tariff.

300 minutes of talk time on a mobile stand 4.5$

My net take home pay is in the region of £1,800 per month, which includes pension, private medical, critical illness and student loan.

My mortgage is £680 per month and I've life cover of £10 per month. To be honest I've no idea how much any of the bills are because I leave it to my other half as she's very savvy and our broadband for the past year only cost around £30 in total because of using Top CashBack. All I know is that it's enough to raise three kids (also my other half while she 'takes a year or two out' to spend time with the baby) and have a surplus of around £200 per month without being frugal.

>>23800
>I don't know anyone who goes to the cinema here anymore, it's just not worth it - you sit through 20 minutes of adverts to see a film you don't know if you'll enjoy or not and pay £8-10 for the privilege.

I only take my kids to the 10am showings on the weekend because they're around £2 a ticket.

>>23802
So you're running a family of 3 on £900 a month?

I'm the lad in the other thread fretting about my first job and I'll have about £600 to myself after rent, loan repayment (not student finance) and travel expenses and I'm shitting myself. Maybe I'm worrying too much.

>>23803
>So you're running a family of 3 on £900 a month?

Sounds like it. Probably helps that I live in Yorkshire.

>>23706
I think they actually started here.

>>23707

>>23707
Krautchan didn't but /int/ was originally /UK/, a refugee board for posters after the demise of britchan. Who said the Germans are that useless?


Dergeneral is a cunt by the way.

>>23708
>after the demise of britchan.
Epic win of mentach:3

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2016/06/24/the-british-are-frantically-googling-what-the-eu-is-hours-after-voting-to-leave-it/

Are you fucking kidding us?

>>23713

But that doesn't tell you actually how many people were searching that term, or who was searching it. It's just the number 2 question on the EU typed into Google, hardly proof that leave voters didn't know their arse from their elbow. Well, no more than most of the electorate anyway.

>>23714

Sense? On are post-2012 britfa???? Nevaaa

>>23713
Is it really surprising that that is the top search term?

I second this

>You're either being intentionally obtuse or you're living up to the stereotype that the Irish carry.

There's a stereotype?

>>23741

Ambulancelad? Is that you? How the fuck did you end up in France??

>>23743

Shit, he managed to get past the front door.

>>23745

He was only trying to go to Aldi, but his sat nav was on the fritz.

>>23746

Does his m7 still need an ambulance or is it a bit too late now.

Well we would need to know which college as >>23690 says. Maybe we could track down the application deadline for you as well.

I doubt there is any urgency on a college application. I'm surprised you even need to do an interview so it might be the case that you haven't been given a deadline because there is not one.

>>23698
There are plenty of decent kebab shops in most towns. They can even wrap it up for you to take away so you can remove it from the premises.

>>23698
I like that gif.

>We don`t drink vodka every day.

Citation needed.

>>23704
The bump was not needed.

As I said in the other thread, there is no chance of you joining unless you're a British citizen. The only time I've seen a European in the British Army was a pair of Germans born in Paderborn who had a British parent. You're much better off joining the Polish army (who are a lot more competent than stereotypes allow for) or the FFL.

Join the FFL instead. There's tonnes of your fellow Pawels and Jans there and you get French citizenship after 5 years of service or immediately after you get injured in combat. IIRC they call it "French citizenship through spilled blood".

>>23682

No. French by spilt blood happens if you are injured in combat, your citizenship is then fast tracked.

Trying to join FFL unless you have good level infantry experience is not likely to be successful despite the basic physical criteria not being that difficult. I was going to join after the army and could beat beat them by a very comfortable margin.

FFL isn't really a thing you do to get citizenship, it's more something for anyone who wants to be a professional soldier long term. It's also quite cult like in ways you don't find in other units.

You seem like a good guy, are you hoping to join the British Army for citizenship? If so you can just come over and find a job. British people have gotten used to Poles and we're happy to give you advice on settling in so you don't end up getting taken advantage of. As >>23680 has said citizenship is an arduous process but if you settle in you can get permanent residence and eventually become a citizen.

If you feel you should earn citizenship then the police force is open to EU citizens. There will be a written test but if you come to live in the UK and use English speaking imageboards regularly you can pass this. It will take awhile (my military application process took a year) so you have plenty of time to get adjusted.

If you want to get citizenship in another country through military service the American military may be a better bet. The pay is worse but they take care of you and American soldiers are decent people outside of the marines.

>>23680
I have 22 years old and i must waiting for that 5 years and dont want to by older for army and i heve painful in my heart when i see english citizen who have 17 years old and join to army and his guy he hes more
experience in war then my when i heve been this 27 years old

>>23681
this is not stereotypes in polsih army is hard to join and second reason is you cant advance in amry when you dont heve birbe
>>23683
Its good idea for my thank you for advice
>>23684
Poles too do not trust Americans
anyway i dont heve any selection

>>23656

The morning, rather.

I've been on gs for over 5 years and as a child I watched Bend It Like Beckham on pay per view nearly 20 times to help me daydream about becoming a chat and fucking Keira Knightley. Do I qualify?

>>23657
No.

>>23658

What if I told you I've also got chronic depression and poor social skills?

Lads, I think we should ban all the yanks from coming over here until we can figure out what's going on.

>>23660

*incoherent hollering*

>>23640
>>23641
I feel both of you are right. There isn't a one size fits all, so there will be rudderless people who lack purpose and need something to get up for, and there will be people who have their time eaten up by work, when they could be doing better things.

I was extremely depressed and almost a shut-in when I was a dolescum. I would have suicidal thoughts at my wasteful existence and kept thinking about the whole purpose for my existence.

I found a low-level admin job where I put files in a folder for seven hours a day, five days a week. Although I felt better, and became more outgoing, I was still clinically depressed. I still felt I lacked purpose, and I still do feel that way many times a day. My mental health started to get better when I started trying new hobbies. Obsessing over fixing my bike, and trying to fix broken TVs, remote controllers, phones that I buy off ebay for a little amount made me feel better for some reason.

So maybe, some people would prefer chopping wood, taking a break and socialising, then chopping some again and then going to bed.

>>23648
>There isn't a one size fits all, so there will be rudderless people who lack purpose and need something to get up for, and there will be people who have their time eaten up by work, when they could be doing better things.
The key benefit to having a rudder is that you are in charge of and can direct it. In that respect, someone compelled by circumstance to get up and work to subsist is still very much rudderless.

Bertrand Russell wrote with characteristic incisiveness on leisure and work, in case anyone is interested: http://harpers.org/archive/1932/10/in-praise-of-idleness/1/

>>23627>>23636

Is it really like that in the remote areas? I assumed it was huge and dangerous construction projects and the harsh weather conditions that were incentivized.

>>23650

You need rudder to maintain a constant bearing.

>>23646

You're confusing capitalism with an ideology that rewards innovation. Money creates the illusion of scarcity and that illusion is vital to the economy which is a Sacred Cow. We manufacture scarcity, It is created by built-to-fail components that could be made to last decades, but aren't to keep selling products cheap and in many other ways besides.

Congratulations, you've just became a political activist.

>>23628
In the emergency pie pocket in one's jacket, obviously.

The other lad pointing out that it is in fact a sign of courtesy is on point, it's how people cope. But it is worth taking this a step further and pointing out that people generally take on the manner of the environment they are exposed to. It's not so much that Londoners, Westerners or white people are innately colder than other groups, rather we have crafted a terrible environment for ourselves wherein we have very little personal space.

Adam Smith wrote that the division of labour causes people to become 'as stupid and ignorant as it is possible for a human creature to become', just by virtue of having to repeat the same actions every day to earn a living. Similarly I think the increasing, unpredictable demands on our time, less accessible living space, as well as the monetisation of everything we can stick a value on, will make us as asocial, selfish and defensive as it is possible to be.

You could be forgiven for thinking this is a racial or class thing, but you will notice that people of any background are forced to adopt this manner after living a certain length of time in that environment. Not because they want to, or because it's their character, but rather just to cope. There are exceptions among groups who retain a sense of community, but this is usually in spite of UK culture rather than because of it.

The building block of our society is supposed to be the family, but even these bonds are breaking down due to precarious work patterns (where working class women in particular suffer). I can't speak for everyone here, but anecdotally there's more competition between family than cooperation. I haven't even met all of my cousins, let alone built any meaningful relationships with extended family; immediate family is made to be difficult enough.

>>23632

Well put.

Guess I need to find myself a decent prozzie.

I do apologise for calling it a white people issue. You guys have educated me. It must be a cultural thing.

I went into work today and I met the co-worker who ignored me, and she was friendly and cordial. I can't fault her for her behaviour, although I do find her insincere now.

I told a good friend about what had happened and he laughed at me. "Welcome to London," he said. He advised me to get really drunk with them the next time we go out or something. The thought of needing alcohol to become sincere and friendly is weird to me. In any event, I guess I leant my lesson. In Britain, work people are work people, and they should not cross over into your non-work-related life. I guess I understand why people in this country would need posters telling them about how bad loneliness is.

>>23649
>The thought of needing alcohol to become sincere and friendly is weird to me.

Why else would we waste so much time and money down the boozer for?

>>23547
我从来没有到过中国。

test

>>23556
Hello mate.

Care to speak some lingo?

>>23533
>No idea why I typed all this as nobody gives a fuck

Quite the contrary, lad. I thoroughly enjoyed your post!

Has anyone done the Open University course in basic Chinese Mandarin? I'm interested in taking it.

>>23523
>videogame journalism
Or, as it's otherwise known, journalism.

>>23524
I don't know mate, I used to get OPM and none of those lads exactly struck me as Woodward and/or Bernstein.

>>23525
The full back at my local rugby club doesn't exactly strike me as a Brown or Halfpenny either.

>>23526
But they are at least playing the same game.

>>23527
You've not seen him play.

>>23508
Paragraphs and spaces after punctuation, please.

Hello Emily, how are you?