Yes I saw that one. They're obviously thinly veiled threats and conditioning, disguised as just letting us know how good a job they're doing. See: secure beneath the watchful eyes

Just reminds me of a big ol' 'BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU' thing...

There was a thread about these a week or so ago, and it was generally agreed that they're a travesty. The CCTV one especially, with the Illuminati eye in the sky; it's like they're deliberately baiting the conspiracy theorists, to say nothing of the deeply insulting inference that we're supposed to be happy that they're trampling roughshod over our privacy.

If I didn't live in the middle of nowhere I'd probably be making the effort to deface these, they're fucking asking for it.

It is such a poor advert it is not even funny.

>>31027 A thread a week ago, hmm, must of missed it. Sorry for reposting ect.

>>31032
Given the events of the past few days, it is entirely appropriate.

brb secret dox to read

I couldn't believe this when I saw it outside my KFC in Cardiff.

I raged right there on the spot with fucking popcorn chicken in my hands.

>>31039 Same here, just without the chicken.

I have the urge to deface it now.

I've been trying to think of a way to make it more rediculous or sinister, or to give it a more negative message, but it seems the rozzers PR already has covered.

I'm tempted to spray "Go on then, lol" on my local./

>>31041

Apart from rebranding it as being from the ministry of truth.

9,000,000 hours upon my canvas, chaps

>>31046 Saved.

Graphically they are very threatening. I bet the ponytails who sold them the adverts thought this was cool and hip but it is just wank.

>>31051

ITT: faggots that dont have the balls to push innocent bystanders over and induce heart attacks

enjoy your dole niggers

>>31043

Someone photo shop it, or probably a better resolution version to be from the Ministry of Truth and change it to say "ANYTHING YOU THINK MAY BE TAKEN DOWN AND USED AS EVIDENCE" a la thoughtcrime.

Any Idea what the font is lads?

arial

>>31079 Cheers blud

It's a bit rough round the edges, but got bored.

oh, etc

>>31138

This actually made me laugh IRL. Grim though.

>>31162

how did you fuck this one up before?

This thread rocks.

>>31172

>>31185

An internet for this man! I can't beleive no one else got there first.

>>31185 That phrase was stuck in my head all day.

For fuck's sake you conspiracyfag retards. These posters are just an example of a good idea gone horribly wrong.

They're supposed to promote interaction with the police. Encourage people to speak up about the shit they see/hear.

Take off your HURR DURR 1984 tinfoil hats and use your common sense. The reason these posters exist is not to try and intimidate you, but merely because the bloke who designed them was an incompetent dickhead who didn't actually listen to what he was told to do.

>>31192

>>31192

No one is really accusing them of being totalitarian, it's just incredibly poorly designed. I see what they were going at, but it's backfired horribly.

>>31192
I think we understand that. I think we more than understand that it is a piece of marketing and design gone wrong and we are taking the piss out of it. That is funny. Nothing to do with tinfoil hats, conspiracy theories or even antagonism towards the police.

>>31163

Try again please, this time in English.

>>31196

<3 you so much. I lol'd hard.

>>31206
>>31203
>>31196

Sorry, sorry, gents.

It's just I had that same insipid oppression shit from my colleagues all day when this shit first surfaced. It makes me rage.

I mean, the very woman so often accused of destroying our country's privacy was stupid enough to leave her husband's porno on her expenses. We don't have to worry about Big Brother because the chances are if we ever DID get telescreens, half the time they'd be down due to fucking networking problems.

I just wish people would realise this and stop being such reactionary cunts. That said, I suppose it's a good job people are actually somewhat aware and opposed to such things, rather than being a nation of obedient slaves.

>>31212

I don't think anyone honestly believes a 1984 style state is actually going to be created anytime soon; but no matter how incompetant our leaders are, our rights are the only thing that's stopping them fucking us over completely.

>>31212

>We don't have to worry about Big Brother because the chances are if we ever DID get telescreens, half the time they'd be down due to fucking networking problems.

What if krauts came in and took over, running everything efficiently? Then we'd be fucked.

Eternal paranoia is the price of liberty. Vigilance is not enough.

>>31217

pfft, if they were that efficient, they wouldn't have fucked with Russia.

>>31216

>our rights are the only thing that's stopping them fucking us over completely.

Oh yeah, like the right not to be stopped and searched arbitrarily...oh wait...

Well not to worry, we can be stopped and searched but we can't be held without trial...hmm...

Well at least we can still say whatever we like...Sherlock is seeing a pattern...

>>31219
I take comfort in the fact I am not a nigger

>>31225

Not to make this into an /iq/ thread, but you're not muslim, which means you're at risk.

:/

>>31216

Human Rights Act of 1998.

It can be revoked.

>>31236

Yes, pointing it out was completely superfluous.

Over 9000 hours in Paint.NET.

>>31241
Why did you put all that jizz on it? We can't read what it says now.

>>31246
A couple of days ago I switched spunk mode on for ten minutes just to laugh at it all over again.

>>31185
I honest to fuck lol'd. Internets to you, sir.

>>31241 Hey I use Paint.Net! High Five!

Me too mansweet

speaking of the lurkin law, there has been a helicopter flying over my area (not uncommon) but this time its search lights off and just dashing round the place.

Someones having a laugh in a stolen chopper probably.

ri m8s

>>31300
Kane Lives stencil may be a funny thing to do.

May start doing this and posting pics.

brb door.

>>31303

Do it, and I'll get tea on while your at it.

>>31236
It'd get noticed if they tried and even with all the stupid ignorant people a 6-10 million person riot would be in containable by the police and the international community would RAGGEE so hard if the Army came in and started gunning people down to stop them so it just wouldn't be worth it

>>31306

>>31306

I was just pointing out that it wasn't enshrined in our constitution due to not being entrenched, it's merely an act that was passed.

If any of these posters popped up in my city I would feel it my duty to stencil the following quote onto them:

"Terrorism is the best political weapon for nothing drives people harder than a fear of sudden death." - Adolf Hitler

>>31860

The Nazis, though ideologically bankrupt, were not bereft of political acuity.

>Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger

Defacing official Police or Government advertisements is now an offence under the terrorist act.

Yeah i heard thats just how world war 2 got started

>>31171
I LOL'D.

iloveyou.

this thread had me laughing for about 10 mins straight

this thread is now a legend

Police arrest 114 people because they thought they were going to protest at a power station.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601102&sid=adqV7K10Uw3c&refer=uk

Police strip search a jazz musician in the street for posessing strange foreign stuff.

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2009/03/26/terrified-musician-targeted-in-armed-anti-terror-raid-91466-23235288/

This is now a police state, the government is using fear as a weapon. Needless to say, this is bad.

>>33447 And needless to say we're all going to complain and proceed to do nothing... Christ the apathy in this nation grinds me down, my own not excluded...

>>33449

We've all still (mostly) got houses, jobs and food on the table. You'll never get a revolution until people can't keep on living their lives any longer. Invasions of privacy and such piss us all off, but until they are abused beyond the pail, all anybody will ever do is grumble.

Get out...the weasels are closing in.
I can smell the ugly brutes
just give me 5 more high speed hours to get out of here, its all i ask.

>>33454

VOTE THE FUCKERS OUT.

>>33454
Fuck.

>VOTE THE FUCKERS OUT.
Yeah, that'll make a profound difference.

>>31013
I'm sick of this shit. One friend of mine has alcohol on him, the police said that gives them the right to completely search him because they suspected he may have weed, luckily he threw it away and they didn't notice because the dog was barking like crazy at them.

Another friend of mine is running an anti-cyber-bullying campaign with the government and wants all social networks to include a script which monitors every message so people can report bullying and the person who did it will face criminal charges. He said the government likes this idea and may be using it. Although i can only take his word for it. I think i may have been off topic but forgive me, i'm a little drunk. <3

>>33497

Please maim your friend on our behalf.

>>33497
would that include chans? not social networks but, i've seen namefags picked on aplenty.

>>33502
He wants to include pretty much anywhere that people discuss and talk to eachother, social networking was just an example.

>>33502
http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/2008/11/29/tv-project-will-feature-teenager-s-bid-to-beat-cyber-bullies-84229-22367138/

>>33507
Kinda makes me want to cyber bully him.

>>33510
He's a friend but i'm really against this, his ego is way too big for him to listen to my reasoning.

>>33510

Now *that's* hivemind.

>>33511
When you fall out with him, you know where to go.

>Alex Henderson

>>33514
But i don't.

>>33511

There's only one solution to his anti-cyber bullying message: massive and destructive IRL bullying until he kills himself. Dox in your own time.

>>33690

oh ho ho!

>>Although Alex has never been a victim himself, it is an issue he feels very passionate about.

He needs help to stop being a white knight...

Plan?

>>33504

>>33696

Kick him in the face.

>“But they can’t take the internet or mobile phone off the child because they need these resources. That won’t resolve the problem.”

Because obviously;

1.) a child who's getting bullied needs a mobile phone to contact his multiple friends
2.) a child needs to keep the same sim card/number
3.) a child must be allowed to go onto social networking sites

self-righteous fascist. personally I blame his parents.

This guy is a faggot. He deserves to be bullied.

>He said the government likes this idea and may be using it

Of course they'll like the idea, any excuse to clamp down on civil liberties whilst screaming "think of the children".

>>33701
hey look guys, a facebook group...

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=31469582035

and I fucking hate his emo haircut too.

COPS=FAGS,

Lads.

http://battlefront.co.uk/campaign/anti-cyberbullying/2/

you can post comments...

gogogo

>>33717

This was done a while back on British insurgency. I'm torn between saying NYPA and joining in. Convince me either way.

>>33719
You cannot brand this PA because it is not personal, it is simply an easy target, in the age old spirit of anon

sadly I have just realised that comments are checked before they appear, oh well

I'll find something

>>33717

it won't work with Tor, and given the amount of faggotry this boy is displaying, I'm not doing anything without a proxy.

If even this faggot can start his own anti-bullying campaign and get £2500 funding, surely Anon can start his own pro-free speech (and subtly pro-online bullying) campaign.

Ok, I've narrowed his house down to four possible adresses:

P Henderson
Tel: (01642) 872824 - Text Number
21 Hickling Grove, Stockton On Tees, TS19 0XA - Map



P.L Henderson
Tel: (01642) 645630 - Text Number
12 Seamer Grove, Stockton On Tees, TS18 5AU - Map

P.W Henderson
Tel: (01642) 645107 - Text Number
59 Christchurch Dv, Stockton On Tees, TS18 5JY - Map

P Henderson
Tel: (01642) 652083 - Text Number
8 Westlands Rd, Eaglescliffe, Stockton On Tees, TS16 0DZ - Map

I like the other campaigns associated with the channel 4 show...

http://battlefront.co.uk/campaigns/

Muslims - Normal Too
Wrong to be different? (moar like wrong to be ugly? pic related to this... http://battlefront.co.uk/campaign/wrong-to-be-different/)

>>33728
I especially like the 'H8 hate and rascism' guy

>>There's a world of over 30 Million people out there.Each wirh their own language,their own law and their own ethics.

>>33731
This is why I'm voting... etc

>>33728

>Is it really wrong to be different?

no

>Is it wrong to have tattoos, piercings, Outrageous hairstyles? In my eyes No. Yet in the eyes of many others, Yes.

well it *is* silly

>Why single people out for having these?

because we can't treat them as the masses because they want to be individuals

>Why make it harder for them to get jobs?

because employers don't like having weirdos in our workplaces

>People need to stop judging others because they are "different" and start looking deeper inside at their qualities and abilities.

and seeing how they're different?

>>33740

People who say they're being different, when in fact are part of a smaller but actually more uniform group, should be killed or at least have this to explained to them at length. How dare anyone accuse me of following the herd just because I don't wear the same overcoat as 30 of their friends, the fucking hypocritical pricks. I dress in a way that other people find asthetically pleasing and if you think that makes me a lesser person than you, you 'alternative' prick, then clearly you have no actual idea of what being different means.

Alex henderson's MSN.
coolalex869@hotmail.com
He might not add you since he's very picky about people giving it out.

>>33741

Yes. I've always been amused at the idea of uniform individuality.

(A good day to you Sir!)

>>33744

don't use MS Paint.

but you get plus points for mentioning Oliver North.

>>33744
British spelling on a picture from the US?
You sure like mixing, Search.

(A good day to you Sir!)

>>33746
Same scum, different accent.

>>33746

Sorry didn't know that that was against new EUrabian mandates. Do I have to go to the mines now?

>>33746

I noticed you deliberately decided to use white text in your reply you racist. Everything anti-racist you've ever said is now meaningless. :(

>>33741
>I dress in a way that other people find asthetically pleasing
Conforming because you find yourself happy with the norms is fine, enjoy conforming to please random people.

>>33753

Isn't that the same thing?

It's near impossible to be non-conformist, it's simply a matter of chosing to whom you wish to conform.

>>33757
Tru dat, although we all need to belong somewhere, and even the outcasts you remember at school seem to conform with each other.

>>33755
Yeah, sorry about that, tired as shit and typed it all wrong.

Was more along the lines 'Dress normal if it makes you happy, if you only do it to make other people happy, you are a faggot'.

>>33761

Still, that's the same thing. Surely the pleasure derived from dressing the same as other people comes from feeling like they'll accept you?

>>33757

It's coded into every fibre of our being to assimilate into a group, for obvious evolutionary reasons, we're practically pack animals.

>>33763

tell that to your local emo kid.

>>33764

Not sure I see where you're going with that.

ITT: Paranoidfags bitch about the UK becoming like 1984, when it's more like Brave New World

>>33766

Fuck, I've not read that one, could you give us a brief synopsis? Cheers mate.

>>33768

1984 was written by George Orwell after being horrified by the Soviet Union; where the population is kept under strict rule by a government able to scrutinise every aspect of a person's life.

Brave New World was written by Aldous Huxley after being horrified by America; where the population is kept in check by being fed a constant stream of consumerist bullshit.

Faggots like to say that George Orwell was wrong, when of course the world hasn't gone down the Soviet Union route. Instead we're living in some hideous amalgamation of 1984 and Brave New World.

and btw, Brave New World is a shit novel. I know it's got good ideas in it, but it's a shit novel. 1984 is a great novel.

>>33769
Aldous Huxley also taught George Orwell English. Make of that what you will.

>>33769

>1984 is a great novel.

Orwell does get a bit of a boner half way through though, talking about how hot Julia is etc.

>>33771

I heard he only taught him french, and only taught him for a very small portion of time at that.

>>33772

I fail to see how this detracts.

>>33772

That's the point though.

>>33773
After some googling it appears you are right. I am rather ashamed of myself.

>>33776

It's ok. If you want to see Huxley get arsey, read his letter he wrote to George Orwell telling him he's a fucking idiot.

>>33777

Huxley > Orwell

>>33769

>Brave New World is a shit novel. I know it's got good ideas in it, but it's a shit novel. 1984 is a great novel.

This man knows what he's talking about.

>>33783

lolno.

If this were britchan, I'd have banned you both for that.

>>33786

May as well be britchan. The quality of this place has gone waayyyy down.

>>33787

"This place isn't as good as it used to be" makes it worse and will get you banned.

>>33788

I agree

>>33787
That is because oldfags would rather not post new threads.

Britchanner here, have noticed the downfall of quality. However, shutup if you won't contribute.

>>33786

Ah, so you were the reason Britchan was shit.

>>33791

I was the reason britchan was awesome. For me.

>>33792

Then by all means, gb2 /iq/