>>226226

They send these locusts out to here to go knocking door to door and learn their foul and annoying trade.

>>226226
That's fucking nuts.

What was it like wildcamping on the beach? I've always fancied trying it in Scotland as it's supposed to be easy.

Mormons can be pretty badass if need be.

As a side note, can you even get Romanian Mormons?

That's amazing.

The other day I was driving out of town through one of the larger villages. On one of the main roads out - a sixty road - I hit a complete standstill and I was surrounded by banged up vans and old, tatty cars. We teetered along at single digit miles per hour for a few yards and the cars around me just decided to pull up onto the grass beside the road, which was also joined onto the neighbourhood gardens and out popped a bunch of unkempt looking characters who'd just decided to walk the rest of the way. There were cars everywhere, parked on both sides of the road, for a good two hundred yards, maybe more and all the people getting out were walking into the local cemetery.

I'm pretty sure it was a gypsy funeral or something.

>>226230

Watch out for Nazi locals and no camping signs.

Be nice and polite to anyone you see and ignore the no camping signs and always, ALWAYS clean up after yourself.

The reason more and more beaches are enforcing no camping is because kids are going down smashing glass and being cunts. I hope you aren't one of their ilk.

It would be a good idea to build a fire pit (dig a hole in the sand, surrounf it with big stones), clear of the tents but not too far away, for warmth and cooking. Disposable BBQs are shit. Take an old baking tray and when it burns down to coals cook away. Add some kindling and another log, repeat process.

>>226240
> Be nice and polite to anyone you see and ignore the no camping signs and always, ALWAYS clean up after yourself.
"No Camping" signs are frequently lies and have as much validity as a "Everyone must give me £5" sign written in crayon. Just to add, though: camp late, break early and really really do make sure you leave no trace. This includes bits of bog roll. Nazi Farmers are more likely to give you shit if you're still there by 8am surrounded by tins and bottles than if they never knew you were there because you left without a trace at 6am.

Gypsies utterly devestated the local park here by camping out in it. Looks like a war was fought on it now. Same everywhere they go.

Surely people can't stop you camping on a beach? Who owns beaches? I've never had problems down here in Wales, even when we all did drugs, smashed glass, left used sexual barrier devices and killed animals.

>>226288
ALL UR BEACHES BELONG TO ME, BITCHES

>>226288

You can be moved by the police if a complaint is made.

You and your ilk are the reason people are becoming hostile towards campers. Stop being fucking Man-child psuedo-alphas and ruining it for the rest of us. There is no need for it.

You wouldn't even be able to tell we camped on that beach and we had fun, got blind drunk and had a massive cook fire. There is no excuse for that behavior.

>>226291
No one has ever become hostile towards us. We aren't doing anything wrong, just having a laugh on a beach. I'll do whatever the fuck I want on a deserted beach, its not like people are going to find out who did it. FUCK cleaning up that in the morning.

>>226294

Oh you rebel.

>>226294
You're a cunt. Just saying.

>>226294
Well aren't you the BRILLIANT one?

Bit hostile lads?

>>226294
Clean that shit up. Hoenstly, I fucking hate pricks like you if you don't clean up your crap.

>>226302
We do try a bit, but really, its just effort as fuck to clean it all up. It's not like it makes a difference to anyone if a tiny part of the miles long beach is a bit messy.

>>226294

You are the exact reason I'm not allowed to work. You might not want to clean it up but someone has to and tourists that see it like that will be put off and wont come back so it's damaging to the economy.

No responsibility. I'll bet you still live at home and get your room cleaned for you by mother dearest. Bastard Man-children; you make me homicidal. Literally!

>>226304
It takes fuck all effort to pick something up and put it in a bin. If everyone put this tiny amount of effort in we'd live in a much nicer and happier country.

>>226306
You're not allowed to work because you touch kids you mental cunt.

But really, I doubt tourists are flocking to a rainy Welsh beach so I'm fairly sure I'm not doing the economy too much harm.

I do live at home at the moment yes because of the end of the Uni term.

>>226304

It does matter and you're a fucking clown! Who do you think has to clean that up? The council and therefor the tax-payers. People walk there dogs, visit the beach with their children and tourists will do the coastal walks and stumble apon your syphilis invested condoms and broken glass.

You need to get a fucking grip of yourself if you think this isn't a problem, lad!

>>226309

Mate, If I knew you I would have put you in hospital if you'd told me that story in person. It's a severely debilitating problem, as Man-children with no sense of responsibility are ever on the increase. I would happily kill you all, although I'd feel bad after.

>>226311
Haha, watch out lads the litter hooligans are about.

>>226312

What?

>>226313
>Mate, If I knew you I would have put you in hospital.

Over some litter? Get a fucking grip.

>>226314
I was once beaten up by a gang of fourteen year olds because I picked up a bottle they had been kicking about and put it in the bin. I even waited until they'd finished kicking it, the cunts.

So if there's violence on the anti-litter side, I welcome it as just retaliation.

>>226316
You were beat up by fourteen year olds and you think you could put me in Hospital? Don't make me fucking laugh butt.

(apologies if you aren't the same poster, I doubt you are)

>>226314

If you told me you'd strewn boken glass and condoms over a beach and didn't clean up, I would.

1. The tax-payers have to pay the bill for your lack of responsibility. I'm lucky I don't have to claim benefit because I'd hade to a burden on the state, I hate people who have this sense of entitlement. CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING MESS!

2. You don't even see a problem and you're too fucking lazy to clean it up yourself. You've probably never had to do a days graft in your life. I've worked with a slew of people like you with no respect for hard work and now I can't work because I can't, in good concsience, be around people like you. I'll hurt you, and the doctor agrees.

>>226318

That wasn't me.

I'm finding the litter nazis here very amusing today. I mean granted that >>226294 is clearly a cunt, but still, highly amusing.

>>226319
You're right, I don't have a job, I've never even had a job and I'm 19. I just get everything from my parents and my girlfriend/her parents. I know I'm coming across as a massive cunt, but its intentional. You seem to get so wound up! You remind me of my teachers back in high school. You should learn to relax a little.

>>226288

>we all did drugs, smashed glass, left used sexual barrier devices and killed animals.

Well you're a fucking psychopath then, aren't you. The leaving smashed glass and condoms bit makes you a nob, but why did you have to kill animals?

Make me sick. sage.

>>226323
It was a just a crab mate it went on my leg.

>>226324

Well just push it off your leg then what the fuck is wrong with you

>>226321

It seems like an over-reaction, even though he is a cunt, I know. Let me paint you a picture; You travel a hundred miles to the coast for a weekend of fun, drink, and sunshine (hopefully). When you get to this little peice of Eden You found on Google maps it's a mess. Feckless little shits have been there and left there detritus everywhere. Before you make camp you have to clean it up because of the lack of any kind of social responsibility.

You're working a cleaning contract for a new line of Stagecoaches and your Manager tells you to hire new staff. You approach the job centre and they send you 10 man-children in skinny jeans and trackies who have never had their hands dirty beyond picking dowts out of ash tray.

Broken Britian makes me so angry that I can't work. I can't exactly ask employers in interviews if the have any Cretinous mummies boys on staff. "Oh, I see. Sorry I can't work here."

>>226318
I'm not the same poster. And in my defence, I was seventeen at the time, and there were five of them and one of me.

Still, you're an arsehole.

>>226329
I can't understand how you can be so hung-up on people not working hard if you don't even have a job. Those 'man-children' are doing more than you are.

>>226326
Dunno just freaked out and killed it, in fairness I was steaming.

Jesus Christ there's some right gimps on .gs.. Do you watch the floor as you walk so you don't step on ants as well? You all sound about 80 years old.

>>226335

HOW MUCH FUCKING EFFORT DOES IT TAKE? A LITTLE SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY, FOR FUCKS SAKE

I'm 18 as well goddamnit.

>>226333

I volunteer. I used to work, and have done all my life until 3 years ago. I do a lot of charity work, there is a distinct lack of cunts in that line of work but alas, it pays nothing.

>>226335

You are just the worst kind of person. Truely a paragon of scummery!

>>226339
Yeah, because I litter beaches, ooh, better put me on death row.

>>226338

Get a job, tom.

>>226341

Because you're a feckless arsehole who litters beaches, kills animals and doesn't have a job. You scrounge of your parents and your burd and her parents because you don't have a job. No doubt you get your student loans in and invest it all in drugs and alcohol and the best thing about it, if you're Scottish the tax payer pays for you to fuck about at Uni for 3-4 years.

Scum.

>>226345
Fucking hell Mystic Meg, spot on!

(Welsh though)

>>226349

So we agree, you and your ilk are a waste of oxygen that do nothing but consume resources and accumulate useless degrees in philosophy and forsenic science.

I'll put you application in to Tescos for you, shall I? No doubt you have a Facebook, I hear that is required to work there.

>>226352
Yes, I have Facebook, like every other normal person in the world. Why, don't you? Fairplay you sound like an absolute creeper.

>>226352

I bet you're a fucking riot at parties aren't you?

>>226354

Normal people don't trash public beaches and murder innocent crustaceans, you utter cunt! I generally keep in touch with my friends via texts and phonecalls. I have maybe 20 people I consider friends and spend time with regularly. Facebook is irrelevant to my life, I don't truely know why someone would need to have 500+ 'friends'. Unless of course, like yourself, you need to get a job in Tescos.

Good luck with that by the way, I'm sure your manager will respect your GSCE in Latin and your Masters in Philosphy. Or you know, whatever the kids are studying these days.

>>226358

LYF & SOUL BRUV! I LOVE GETTIN MAD WIV IT INNIT!

>>226365
You're a boring cunt who takes himself and what other people do with their lives too seriously. You probably got bullied in school, never invited to parties, but you went home and told yourself you were above them all only to end up not working because "everyone is a cunt", but really, you were just scared of meeting people who didn't share your disorders and interest in World of Warcraft. You volunteer at a charity because socialising with 80 year olds is the only thing diddums can handle; they don't speak too fast and its nice to be surrounded by equally as sexually inactive people with grudges against people having a good time.

Well this thread started badly and it... tailed off a little in the middle... and the less said about the end, the better. But apart from that, excellent.

>>226362

>murder innocent crustaceans

When I go out for dinner, I'll often have crabcakes. Does that make me a cunt?

Did you know the term 'crustacean' originates from 'crusty asian'?

It's EFFORT to clean up my mess, fuck man rite!

>>226366

Wow, nice projection.

Apart from the fact I'm the OP, and have just recently returned from a 2 day camping bender, I'll humour you.

I was taunted in school for wearing glasses, kids are cruel. I can't afford to go out to parties so my friends regulary come to me. We drink in the house. Perhaps you don't have any real friends. I'm gay and get a lot of offers but I have a boyfriend. Never played Warcraft, though it looks like a decent time sink. You have quite a puerile view of the world if you think volunteering means working with pensioners. I Volunteer with a charity that supports the disabled and I sit on their board. It's full of young people who are looking to give back to the community; Sons & Daughters of supportees usually.

My disorder is that I can't control my temper, It's a serious problem. Serious enough I can no longer do the job I loved.

What did you do this weekend? I went camping and had a fucking fantastic adventure, did some hiking, seen a stone circle. What did you do? Probably played WOW.

>>226366
Taking a little care doesn't constitute being a dull old twat or taking things too seriously, and your inability to engage in anything in any meaningful capacity doesn't change that.
Perhaps I shouldn't blame you, as your list of presumptions implies that you've never spoken to anyone who isn't a waste of space, but the fact remains that you're a total waste of the investment of time and money which everyone has made in you, and your failure to appreciate this implies to me that you're the one who's a touch soft in the head.

>>226369

He didn't eat it, he just indescrimantely killed it. Christ, lad! I don't want you to think I'm some sort of Vegetarian!

We caught a fish and cooked it, it was tasty!

>>226370

... please be true. I really don't want to google it and find out, I'd rather just believe you.

I recognise that, is it a stand up joke?

Lads, really. I'd love to put this entire thread down to extensive trolling, but it seems to me that it's more likely a few of you got a bit too personal with your replies and put-downs. Unless you're willing to try and see it from the others perspective before offering a rebuttal, the only thing that can be established is that everybody thinks everybody else is a cunt.

>>226379
I think that it goes:
'What do you call a Chinaman who's been run over by a steamroller?'
a crushed-asian

>>226381
I can see your point, but the only way that I can see it from the eyes of scumchap is him disregarding everyone else for his own benefit; while I can see why he might do that, it's very difficult for me to sympathise with him, or to pick out any merit in this perspective.

>>226335

I try to avoid killing ants, yes. I respect life. If not being a massive arsehole makes me a 'gimp' then I want to be the biggest gimp ever.

>>226381

I think it's more a case of we think he is a cunt and his attitude is rotten and he thinks we're all 40 year old virgins with autism who play WOW and volunteer in Oxfam twice a week.

He is just a kid, nothing is serious business. His friends are all cunts aswell by the sounds of things too so who else is going to tell him he need to get a grip?

He's the kind of person you see on BBC3 reality shows like Worlds Strictest Parents. They're all vapid cunts with loose morals at the begining, then they learn the value of hard work and responsibility.

>>226386
That's not funny, it's needs to be followed up with 'and served in a seafood restaurant'.

>>226386

Reading it over, yeah, it seems the pro-litter poster is under the burden of providing a reason for his views that go beyond "can't be arsed".

Problem is, I doubt they will.

>>226377
Well that's all good fun, if a little psychopathic. I'm sure my views are not representative, being an ex-fox hunter from the countryside...

However, there is no excuse for littering. Why would anyone ever admit that? Disgusting really. If you don't think someone would punch you for that then you haven't grasped public opinion.

>>226375
>What did you do this weekend?
Nothing really, we all went over my mates house, got high, played Fifa, then I took the GF out to see the Hangover, which was amazingly shit, and I came back and worked on my painting.

Honestly, I didn't know such a shitstorm would brew from me posting about littering a beach.

>>226412

see >>226409

You still haven't answered the fact the public has to pay for your laziness. If you don't think it's a problem then you are a cunt, that's just a fact! You're grossly under-estimating peoples problems with loutish behavior.

It's really hard to not think you are a horrible human being if you behave like that.

>>226413
I understand its not a great thing to do, I just don't really give a shit because it doesn't affect me or anyone I care about. I'm just being honest sorry. 'Loutish behaviour' would be resorting to violence over a bit of mess. Two wrongs don't make a right, didn't your mother teach you anything? (plus I'd put you on the fucking floor cos I'm well ard)

>>226440
You are a disgusting individual, the fact that you frequent a site that I use makes me feel a bit uncomfortable.

>>226441
He probably lacks stimulation in the parts of the brain that deal with empathy. Studies have shown that it is the same part that deals with violence; hence, the fact he feels it's so important to show how aggressive and well 'ard he is, leaves him incapable of understanding or caring how his actions aggrieve others.

I blame the parents.

>>226443
In other words, he's a prime euthanasia candidate?

>>226443
I'm taking the piss about the hardman thing, if you've read the thread you'll see I am not the first that has resorted to violent comments.

>>226447
Actually I have read the thread and you're the only one who's admitted to killing something.

>>226440

There is a special place in the bowels of the World Turtle for people like you. You are a cretin of the highest order.

In the previous posts referring to violence it was explained it was a psychosis that your story enflamed.

Things that you are;

1)A cunt

2)A feckless shitehawk

3)A sociopathic serial litterer/murderer of helpless animals

♫UR A CUNT AN U NO U R! A CUNT AN U NO U R!♫

>>226444
True that. It is their fault, most of the time.

>>226440
>I understand its not a great thing to do, I just don't really give a shit because it doesn't affect me or anyone I care about.

You are what's wrong with the world.

>>226504
Alright lads I get it.

>>226507

I think you're forgetting Ray Mears sometimes browses .gs, we are (mostly) a collective of people who abhore cuntery like yours. You grossly underestimated your audience, lad!

Now we can move on, did someone mention gypsies? It's Gala-day season in Scotland and there are gypsies everywhere. How DO they walk on the waltzers?

>>226440

What a cunt you are. You deserve a good punch in the face or a stone bounced across the brow. You might learn your lesson eventually.

>>226515

Gypsies have vampire blood.

>>226515
>Ray Mears sometimes browses .gs

What?

>>226520

Paragon of responsible camping Ray Mears.

You know the guy! He travels around, locust like, consuming the indigenous populations resources. He's vital to our export industry!

Ray Mears is a right gimp.

>>226523

I hope Bear Grylls falls out of a helicopter.

ITT ancient and still funny Mears vs Grylls meme is imported from /eco/.

Thanks lads, I heartily enjoyed.

>>226523
Bear Grylls is a poof.

>>226526
There is no "Mears vs Grylls meme". There's just a consensus that Mears is a top bloke and Grylls is a prat. Not everything has to be a meme.

>>226534

*sigh Piss off, autist!

It very much was a meme.

>>226537

I don't think you understand what the word meme means.

>>226539
It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

>>226534

>There is no "Mears vs Grylls meme".

There certainly is a Mears vs Grylls meme.

>>226561
Okay, Mememaster, sorry to have ever doubted your infallible word.

>>226534

ur mums a meme m8

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1057485/Ray-Mears-IS-tougher-admits-Bear-Grylls.html

Grylls is clearly the better man and doesn't even rise to Mears' childish insults.

>>226598
My opinion of Bear Grylls has just improved immensely. What a lovely chap.

>>226596

Fuck off, what qualification do you have to distinguish memes? They happen, britfa.gs has them. /eco/ will outlive you.

>>226598

Ah, silly man. Saying that you know things is only slightly less petty than coming out and saying them, and requires much less of a ballsac.

>>226605
I know what a meme is. A qualfication which you seem to lack. This site does indeed have memes, but this is not one of them.

>/eco/ will outlive you
k.

>>226596

It's funny how you're calling me 'mememaster' when I'm stating the obvious and you're yelling about HOW IT'S NOT A MEME DAMMIT.

>>226613
You seem to be under the impression that you have some power to elevate whatever you desire to the status of memehood. 'Mememaster' seems appropriate to me.

>>226614

I'm not elevating anything, you arse. It's obviously a meme.

>meme/mēm/Noun
>1. An element of a culture or behavior that may be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, esp. imitation.

Do you think everyone just decided independently that it is a bad thing to say that Grylls is better than Mears? Are you stupid or something?

I'm observing the behaviour of a group and making claims based on those observations. You're insulting me and acting like you know what is and isn't a meme when you can't even argue why it isn't one. You're an arsehole. Get over yourself.

>>226619
It isn't one because it doesn't meet the criteria you just posted. I think you're taking the whole a little bit too seriously. Time to calm down, yeah?

>>226619

Wow, this self appointed mememaster is a bit of a twat. Serious stuff, these memes.

You see, this is how important the Mears v Grylls debate is. As soon as the question arises, people are forced to reevaluate everything they hold dear and true, the very definition of the words they speak. Of course, once they do, they realise that RAY=GOD.

>>226655
PRAISE HIM

>>226655
>>226656

Keep it to /eco/ lads. It's Friday and I'm sure someone is about to start a "what are you doing this weekend" thread where we all lie about having exciting social lives.

KATHMANDU KATHMANDU KATHMANDU KATHMANDU KATHMANDU KATHMANDU KATHMANDU KATHMANDU

>>226613

It kind of is, to be fair.

By an amazing coincidence, me and some chaps at work just had a long debate rant about how much better Mears was, apropos nothing. It's a sign.

_{either that or they're all secretly here as well}

>>226627

>Do you think everyone just decided independently that it is a bad thing to say that Grylls is better than Mears?

For no reason, I just wanted to bump this thread. Is the litter Nazi still around? Has he become one of those superhero chaps?

>>235312

>the litter Nazi

That was hilarious. I've never seen such an amount of high-horses mounted at such speed.

>>235322

I think if it had turned out that the bike thief also fly-tipped on the beach, the website would have exploded in indignance.

>>235322

I need further reading on the litter Nazi.

>>235349

Scroll up.

>>235350

Oh, we've decided that people who were angry with that tosser waste of space are Nazis now?

I forgot all about this exchange. I was the particular Nazi who argued that he was a special kind of wanker for killing random animals.

>>235361
That beach litter lad was a sociopathic waste of space, I really doubt that his death would be a great loss to humanity.

>>235361

Vegetarian detected. Go tell Morrissey, luv. He understands that killing an animal is MURDER too.

Oh I remember this thread. Christ we all got really angry about this bloke didn't we. I hope a tramp takes a shit in his garden.

>>235364

No, I'm not a vegetarian. I don't have a problem with killing animals for a purpose (consumption, clothes, etc) but all he did was smash up a bunch of animals that happened to be there and left them.

>>235371

>I'm not a vegetarian.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

>>235395
I knew we had some closet veggies amongst us. Burn them!

>>235348
It's for people like this that Guido has petitioned Parliament. HANG THEM.

>>235395

Where did I affirm or avow anything?

>>235367
And then that the EVIL BIKE THEIEF steals his wheels. Cunt.

I'm still here, and actually lads, I've went and done it again since! *queue Dennis the Menance theme song*

>>235491
I also love how its gone from killing a crab on my leg to me purposely setting out to "smash up a bunch of animals that happened to be there and leave them". Good chuckle.

Killing animals keeps them in their place. If we weren't smashing crabs and stabbing washed up jellyfish with sticks then they'd soon mount an effective assault on our towns and villages. It's these brave few that are holding back the tide of aquatic horror.

>>235492

Oh, it's you. You complete waste of space. I hope somebody breaks into your house and murders your family.

>>235501
Why his family?

>>235504
If he just dies he won't have learned his lesson. CARELESS LITTER COSTS LIVES.

>>235506
Couldn't you give him the lecture- lamp post treatment?

>>235507
I don't think savings and investments advice will stop him fouling up the beach.

>>235509
That's what the lamp post bit is for.

What a train wreck of a thread. I forget which posts are mine, but litter guy strikes me as an arse, still.

For all the high horses and moral outrage, no doubt everyone acting all high and mighty have done equal or worse and quite likley don't even think about it.

>>235501
You need to get a life if you seriously care about it that much.

>>235566

The resident autist and rabblerouser has little else to care about in his life.

>>235510
Yes, it is. Like I said I don't think it will stop him fouling up the beach.

Wow, my holiday thread.

The consensus was that the littering, crab murderer was a cunt for his arse-scabbery. There was much indignation about his, and his ilk's, behavior. They ruin it for the rest us and the crpto-facist backlash was well deserved!

>>235554

Nope. Whenever I camp I take the extra 50 seconds to pick up my rubbish.