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>> No. 230493 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 12:59 pm
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>The British EuroMillions ticketholder who has won Europe's biggest ever jackpot of £161 million has yet to come forward, Camelot said today.

Okay lads, which one of you won it and what do you plan to do with the money?
>> No. 230497 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 1:03 pm
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>>230493
Me.

Buy out britfa.gs and the britchan.org domain and return this place to how it once was, before the time of yubyub.
>> No. 230498 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 1:04 pm
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>>230493

Well it wasn't me so it must have been the other guy.
>> No. 230499 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 1:08 pm
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>>230498

I can confirm that is was indeed me. However as I am an uneducated lower class lout, I've already spent half of it on cocaine and stella.

That bird who won loads of money a few years ago did the same iirc. But because she had no idea about the prices, he charged her like £3000 for what would normally be about £100.
>> No. 230500 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 1:13 pm
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I'll use it to pay 0.018% of our national debt.

No need to thank me.
>> No. 230501 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 1:29 pm
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>>230500

Could have got more value by paying my debts since you'd have paid 1610000%.
>> No. 230502 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 1:36 pm
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>>230493

I spent it all on hookers already.
>> No. 230504 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 1:51 pm
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I'd recruit a rag-tag team of Britfa.gs and go Pirate/Treasure hunting around Africa and the Caribbean.

We'd drink Rum and smoke all day, we'd have an elite team of hookers that every night have to perform reality TV show tasks with a sexual twist, to assure their place on HMS Sodomy.

We'd occasionally host dinner parties in which the finest intellectual minds of the world come to enjoy our company. The proles would call us the Illuminati, we wouldn't care.
>> No. 230505 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 2:02 pm
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I'd buy an island and make it my own country. It would have the age of consent at a Sun front page story low number. I'd make it my goal in life to appear in as many scandals and front page stories filled with moral outrage as possible.
>> No. 230506 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 2:06 pm
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I don't know, probably buy a few acres and a few ounces and relax...if my ticket survived the house fire.
>> No. 230507 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 2:09 pm
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>>230505

Could I perhaps come too, for er, research purposes?
>> No. 230509 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 2:13 pm
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>>230507

Sure. We can have a cabinet and ministers. Perhaps a presidential figure. I have someone in mind for the role of PM/President. Pic related.
>> No. 230513 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 2:33 pm
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>>230509
I'd salute her flag, IYKWIM.
>> No. 230514 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 2:40 pm
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>>230513

u shut be locked up m8
>> No. 230515 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 2:54 pm
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>>230514

With El Presidente there? Cells sometimes have two to a cell, don't they...? I could live with that.
>> No. 230516 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 3:05 pm
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>>230513

>her

You just keep on believing, madm7
>> No. 230518 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 3:08 pm
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One of the local festivals which should draw in tourists to the island.
>> No. 230519 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 3:10 pm
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>>230516

Look at the hair, face, hands, skirt. Female.
>> No. 230520 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 3:13 pm
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I almost shat myself when I got an email from the lottery.

I won £6.40 which I'll probably spend on instants because I don't bother playing the lottery unless it's a massive amount

10 mil for lotto
50 mil for euro millions
Minimum
>> No. 230521 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 3:14 pm
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>>230520

I know what you mean. At least with the Euromillions all the prizes get larger as the pot goes up.
>> No. 230525 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 3:36 pm
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>>230516

use a bumder, lad
>> No. 230526 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 3:45 pm
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If I ever won that much I'd give a substantial portion of it to charity. You can live comfortably for the rest of your life with much less.
>> No. 230527 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 3:52 pm
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>>230526
See I'm a heartless bastard and would spend the entire lot on myself, friends and family.
>> No. 230528 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 3:54 pm
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>>230504

THE DREAM!
>> No. 230530 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 4:10 pm
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>>230504
>>230528

I'd totally go for the big Britfa.gs piss up at the very least. Although the piratical tour idea is growing on me.
>> No. 230531 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 4:23 pm
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One thing I'd do if I had a few grand to waste would be to put in a very genuine looking planning application to turn my house in a quiet residential area into a strip club. It would be great watching the local press go into meltdown with outraged locals signing petitions and all sorts. Would be amazingly funny if you did get granted planning permission despite not really wanting it.
>> No. 230535 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 4:35 pm
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>>230531
Come to think of it, you're right you could have tons of fun doing that for all sorts of outlandish projects, just to raise the ire of the local NIMBYs. I fucking hate NIMBYs.
>> No. 230536 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 4:36 pm
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>>230531
>>230535

Oh yes! The scale of the pranks you could do would be amazing. Legendary wind-ups with a bottomless purse.

>I fucking hate NIMBYs.

Seconded.
>> No. 230540 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 4:42 pm
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If I had that much money I'd go to some country where there's almost no laws and organize a real life battle royale with all the big brother contestants.

I won't even film it.
>> No. 230549 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 5:07 pm
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>>230540
>some country where there's almost no laws
Oh please, narrow it down a bit.
>> No. 230556 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 5:29 pm
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>>230549

Why? Does it matter where as long as there are almost no laws.?You having trouble picturing without more details, autist?
>> No. 230560 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 5:33 pm
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>>230556
No, because I don't believe such a country exists.
>> No. 230561 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 5:35 pm
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Papa New Guinea is meant to be pretty lawless.
>> No. 230563 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 5:47 pm
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>>230556

Indeed. With 160 million you can make it happen, despite the autist.
>> No. 230568 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 6:17 pm
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>>230563
Stop saying 'Indeed.' You're really getting on my tits. It makes you sound so fucking smug.
>> No. 230572 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 6:29 pm
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>>230568

Indeedly-doodly!
>> No. 230574 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 7:04 pm
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>>230572

Indeed.
>> No. 230575 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 7:38 pm
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>>230568
Quite, this "indeed" thing must stop.
>> No. 230576 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 7:47 pm
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>>230575

Quite.
>> No. 230578 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 7:51 pm
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>>230577

It seems that the term has left a this person quite...BAF­FLED!

http://www.youtube.com/v/jY3_4IDYlYA
>> No. 230579 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 7:51 pm
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>>230576

Indubitably.
>> No. 230580 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 7:52 pm
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>>230578

Indeed.
>> No. 230581 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 7:53 pm
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>>230575

THE D­REAM
>> No. 230582 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 7:54 pm
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>>230579

Natch.
>> No. 230617 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 11:01 pm
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I'd buy an enormous house, a boat, and maybe a couple of cars. The rest I would give away.
>> No. 230620 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 11:10 pm
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I'd get a house in the middle of nowhere, and hire 5-10 high class escorts for like a year. They wouldn't be allowed to leave the house, and they'd be my concubines. After a year, I'd get new ones, and keep cycling it. The one from the first cycle I like best I'd keep paying, and she'd act as my trophy wife.
>> No. 230623 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 11:13 pm
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I think I would buy a football team.
>> No. 230624 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 11:21 pm
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I am investing it in businesses and stocks and then I am going to amass a large sum of money just to troll 'new world order' theorists with.

I think it's a rather good idea.
>> No. 230632 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 11:34 pm
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>>230623

Would you make up your own one out of stars or would you buy a current/local one?

>>230624

...lad.
>> No. 230635 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 11:39 pm
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I actually woke up thinking about this the other day.

I'd buy a game studio and make awesome games that aren't YOBA enough to make a profit.
>> No. 230636 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 11:40 pm
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>>230620

Knowing a few escorts, this wouldn't work. They aren't going to move in with you for a year for any amount of money.

You'd be better off with hot crack whores. Lure them with crack and then get them clean after you get them to you mansion. They will look to you as a savior and the experience will be all the sweeter.

When you throw them out you can either set them up in a nice place so they can start to make something of themselves, or throw them to the dogs. Either is fine.
>> No. 230637 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 11:42 pm
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>>230636

Cunning.
>> No. 230639 Anonymous
13th July 2011
Wednesday 11:50 pm
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>>230520

Lucky bastard. I won £2.90.
>> No. 230648 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 12:36 am
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>>230493

Hypothetically though, if I won, I'd apply for a visa, buy a small company, or start a small company in a SE Asian country. Live on the coast, spend my time on a boat, or in a kayak. Needs to be close to some intense biking courses, too. After blowing half of it on parties and drugs for me and my friends.
>> No. 230650 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 12:56 am
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>>230493
I play the irish lotto lad, more chance of winning even if it is jut 50 euro's and a pint of guiness.
>> No. 230660 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 1:49 am
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>>230648

I myself would buy a very small square of land, dig down 200 feet, and create my very own Moria, buying more squares and installing air pumps as needed.
>> No. 230661 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 1:55 am
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>>230660

Sounds perfect to live out the End of Days.
>> No. 230662 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 1:56 am
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>>230493
A few nights ago my mum was drunk and came up to me with a lottery ticket she had bought, telling me to check the results when they come up. We never play the lottery and her drunkness was annoying me and I told her to go away, and in a huff she put the ticket in the bin.

Due to this thread I am close to tears...
>> No. 230665 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 2:00 am
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>>230662

This could be the best thing ever.

GET INTO YOUR BIN. START RAKING LAD.
>> No. 230666 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 2:08 am
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>>230662

Why aren't you in the bin yet?
>> No. 230667 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 3:15 am
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For £161 million you should be eating the damn rubbish in your frenzy to get through it.
>> No. 230668 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 4:01 am
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>>230662

Always do what mummy tells you even if she's shitfaced. I hope you've learned a valuable lesson here young man..
>> No. 230671 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 5:30 am
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>>230662

If I was your mother I would have you aborted for this.
>> No. 230675 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 7:30 am
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>>230636
Crack whores are gross though. I'll just buy Russian brides if that's the case and have 10 at a time. Russian women are quite nice.
>> No. 230676 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 8:06 am
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Those of you looking for almost lawless countries need look no further than a small landlocked Himalayan former kingdom. High class escorts are also reasonably priced here.
>> No. 230677 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 8:30 am
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>>230676

All you need is a balloon and some candy, yeah?
>> No. 230678 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 8:44 am
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>>230677

THE ANALSEXFIGHT!
>> No. 230679 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 8:53 am
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>>230678

u wot m8
>> No. 230680 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 9:13 am
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>>230679

Looks like a new wordfilter. THE ANALSEXFIGHT
>> No. 230688 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 10:13 am
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>>230680

Perhaps the url of a youtube video about a certain Leonard Nimoy pilot could be wordfiltered too? Please.
>> No. 230689 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 10:31 am
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>>230688

We'd have to find something appropriate to filter it into, another youtube video?
>> No. 230691 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 11:10 am
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>>230688

Just filtering the word WITH NOTHING TO SAY BECAUSE I AM A CUNT would fix it I reckon.
>> No. 230693 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 11:33 am
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>>230691

Yeah, I would just filter the entire post into I HAVE NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS THREAD.
>> No. 230696 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 11:59 am
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>>230693

WITH NOTHING TO SAY BECAUSE I AM A CUNT ANALSEXFIGHT
>> No. 230698 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 12:15 pm
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>>230691
I'm ahead of you on this...
>> No. 230700 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 12:41 pm
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I see the crybaby thread on /shed/ demanding wordfilters was hidden afterwards too.

Does this mean we can all start posting demands and whinges for wordfilters all the time again? Back to that idiotic cycle we were almost rid of? Something is posted twice and we can demand a knee-jerk reaction because we can't handle anything outside of our autistic cotton wool world? It seems that the word filters are written by humourless twelve year old boys or mentally retarded adults too.

What happened to the clever wordfilters? Wordfiltering something to random swear words makes the staffer who made it look like an immature twat without any creativity.
>> No. 230703 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 12:49 pm
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>>230700

You seem to be the only one having a whinge lad.
>> No. 230704 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 12:56 pm
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>>230703

Only now that the thread posted about the topic has been conveniently swept under the rug. And this was an issue before.
>> No. 230705 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 12:57 pm
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>>230703

whinge, lad.

Tsk. Standards are slipping.
>> No. 230706 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 1:02 pm
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>>230700

>I see the crybaby thread on /shed/ demanding wordfilters was hidden afterwards too.

Whinging about people whinging? You're off to a good start lad, tell me are you the one that kept trying to force either of those memes?

>Does this mean we can all start posting demands and whinges for wordfilters all the time again?

I've only ever seen 3 or 4 demands for filters ever be fulfilled and in all of those cases they were justified.

>Something is posted twice and we can demand a knee-jerk reaction because we can't handle anything outside of our autistic cotton wool world?

If you're going to whinge at least be able to back your accusations with facts, you know forwell that they've been used more than twice.

>It seems that the word filters are written by humourless twelve year old boys or mentally retarded adults too.

As opposed to 17 year old sixth formers on their summer holidaysTOTALLY MATURE WORKING MEN WITH 6 WEEKS PAID HOLIDAY A YEAR?

>What happened to the clever wordfilters? Wordfiltering something to random swear words makes the staffer who made it look like an immature twat without any creativity.

So in the end you resort to name calling, baseless accusations and insulting behaviour to get your point across? You sound more juvenile than the ones moaning or setting up the wordfilters.
>> No. 230707 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 1:13 pm
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>>230704
>Only now that the thread posted about the topic has been conveniently swept under the rug

The user deleted it if you must know. Stop trying to stir up trouble.
>> No. 230709 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 1:14 pm
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Don't we all come here for leisure and intellectual conversation?

You pork products need to calm down and adhere.
>> No. 230711 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 1:15 pm
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>>230706

Replying to posts line by line is so obnoxious especially combined with the 4chan meme image. I don't know what you are trying to prove with that. You've taken everything literally too, like some bizarre internet autist.

"Whinging about whinging"? That old one? That doesn't fly if bother to think about it at all. Otherwise you'd expect people to put up with censorship and tantrums all the time because "oh, that's whinging about whinging and makes you worse!!".

Hardly more juvenile than the moaners or the ones setting up the filters. I didn't post wordfilters that say "POOPOOSHITFUCK" or similar. It's a long slide to that level. I am asking for quality. That doesn't seem unreasonable. Remember the pork product in gravy filter? The Gay Racists one? at least those were a bit better.

So why does a term that's been used for two years here without complaint suddenly get wordfiltered? Because of one person making whinge thread? That's all it clearly took to go back to the heavy handed filters again.

I can see from that text you're another one of these ones that obsess about "memes" and "forced memes" too. This might expain the oddly autistic and aggressive post.

>>230707

Wasn't blaming a mod for it. I expected it was the OP who did it.
>> No. 230720 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 1:24 pm
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The only reason these new wordfiltered terms were posted much at all was because of the constant whinging by the autist who ended up demanding the filter. Someone would post the term once in a while and the autist would start screaming about and so then two or three people would start taunting them, as anyone would expect.

If the autist wasn't whinging about them in the first place then they wouldn't have been posted nearly so much. Filtering won't stop it because the autist will moan about something else and then everyone will pile on again to tease them into another outburst.
>> No. 230730 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 1:49 pm
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>>230711

>A wall of text interspaced with insults without contributing anything other than more whining.

If you fail to see the irony in both your first post and this second post then I put it to you that you that maybe, just maybe you're the one taking things a little too seriously. And just for your information I've never requested a wordfilter ever, I couldn't give a fuck what the Mods and Purple choose to filter it means nothing to me.

>Wasn't blaming a mod for it. I expected it was the OP who did it.

That is exactly what you was trying to do by implying with thinly veiled inuendo but didn't have the balls to directly accuse someone.
>> No. 230767 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 4:30 pm
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>>230720

So you would label anyone 'autistic' who finds it annoying when some dickhead is spamming this site with the same youtube video? I suppose anyone who objects to the recent deluge of sad frog greentext is 'autistic' too?

I imagine the L Nimoy guy is having his bubble burst today if he actually thought we all loved his forced meme, and that it was just a lone rogue 'autist' who had been speaking out all this time.

Fuck off back to 4chan with that shit.
>> No. 230772 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 4:41 pm
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>>230767

Did you actually bother to read before swinging your ape like fists to pound out an answer you mouthbreathing, knee jerk dunce? I'm the one objecting to him moaning about memeforcer et al doing the "WITH NOTHING TO SAY BECAUSE I AM A CUNT" thing.

Green text is there to quote somebody in the absence of actual quote tags and in my case then I did it for brevity. So slow down, take a breath and calm down a little.
>> No. 230777 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 4:48 pm
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>>230772

Wow, calm down.

You seemed to be suggesting memeforcing is actually the fault of those who are annoyed by it.

Well, I don't agree, and I don't agree that anyone who is annoyed by it, or other 4chan behaviour is 'autistic' either.

Requesting 'autistic' be wordfiltered to 'civilised'.
>> No. 230778 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 4:50 pm
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>>230777

>Wow, calm down.

Ah you're that guy who repeats what he has just seen instead of being original.

>Well, I don't agree, and I don't agree that anyone who is annoyed by it, or other 4chan behaviour is 'autistic' either.

They are, haven't you got a thread to derail or something?
>> No. 230780 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 5:01 pm
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>>230778

>Ah you're that guy who repeats what he has just seen instead of being original.

Apologies, I didn't bother reading as far as the end of your post.

>They are, haven't you got a thread to derail or something?

I have a suggestion: if you like 4chan so much, and wish this place could be just like it... why don't you go and post on 4chan instead? I mean, does that not make sense to you?
>> No. 230781 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 5:23 pm
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Calm down, dears.

This is a thread about what we would do with £161 million. You sound like a day out at the autistic societies annual picnic, you really do!

Coincidentally, would you like to buy these clockwork ducks?
>> No. 230783 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 5:28 pm
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>>230772

>Did you actually bother to read before swinging your ape like fists to pound out an answer

Hahaha, I remember being the first one to use this phrase.
>> No. 230802 Anonymous
14th July 2011
Thursday 6:13 pm
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Sorry, just checking. Should have saged that one, too.
>> No. 230976 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 3:50 pm
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GAH a pair of fat scotchers.
>> No. 230985 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 4:34 pm
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>>230976

So which one of us is going to go up there and try and woo her away from her fella first?
>> No. 230992 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 4:53 pm
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>>230985
I'm not sure its worth it.
>> No. 230993 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 4:57 pm
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>>230992

I've done worse for free, honestly.
>> No. 230994 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 4:58 pm
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>>230993
You've done... worse...?

Lad.
>> No. 230995 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 5:05 pm
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Jealous? As if!
>> No. 230996 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 5:08 pm
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>>230994

Well, about the equivalent, I guess.

I'd smoked some crack beforehand and been drinking.
>> No. 231000 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 5:23 pm
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>>230996
Dear Lord, I thought only coloured folk smoked crack.
>> No. 231005 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 5:41 pm
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>>231000
Yes, white people smoke cocaine.

http://www.yaaams.org/celebrity/crack-cocaine-and-white-celebrity-users/
>> No. 231009 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 5:54 pm
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>>230995

I've never seen anybody so undeserving of happiness. I hope they spend it all on chunky white gold chains from Argos.
>> No. 231017 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 6:08 pm
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>>230995 "When asked at a media conference in Falkirk what they will do with the money, Chris said: "We're not flashy people.""

Not flashy people! Send me the fucking money then you fat fucks.
>> No. 231055 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 7:48 pm
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Autists whinging at autists whinging at autists. Oh britfags, you do make me lol.
>> No. 231057 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 7:49 pm
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I'll tell you what, I'm not a flashy person either, but if I won £161 million I sure as fuck would be soon.
>> No. 231058 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 7:50 pm
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>>231057
I honestly think I could resist. Am I fooling myself?
>> No. 231060 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 7:57 pm
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>>231058

You have to ask yourself this. Why would you resist? Flash cars, nice things, jewel encrusted golden toilets...

Self respect? Fuck off. I have the money, you don't.
>> No. 231064 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 8:28 pm
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>>231060

I'd buy an apartment in some city and hide in it for the rest of my life, not speaking to anybody except on the net.
>> No. 231079 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 10:21 pm
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Well well, Who would have thought that Harold Bishop and Peter Griffin would win the euro millions!
>> No. 231080 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 10:43 pm
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>>231017

>"We're not flashy people"

>Not flashy
>Went public

Err, no.

Can't believe anyone could be so unbelievably stupid as to win that much and not stay Anonymous. They will be targeted by fucking everyone, charities, scammers, burglars, the lot. They may have the cash but their lives will be a misery because they went public.

My favourite lottery story is still the guy who used to do his own ticket in addition to being in a syndicate with his mates. His own ticket won and he he won a pretty huge amount, felt guilty and gave each of his syndicate mates a cheque for like a grand or something; one of them took all the cheques, tore them up in front of the guy, and demanded a bigger share. He promptly and quite rightly ditched them.
>> No. 231081 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 10:51 pm
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>>230767

>I imagine the L Nimoy guy is having his bubble burst today

I bet he isn't.
>> No. 231083 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 10:55 pm
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>>231081
I found the 'WITH NOTHING TO SAY BECAUSE I AM A CUNT' guy quite amusing. Sorry.
>> No. 231084 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 10:56 pm
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>Initially, they had not wanted to go public with their win. But they realised that they would have had to tell lies and hide their news from those around them, and they wanted to be able to enjoy the moment and all that it meant.

Whaaaa? There's a difference between deciding not to invite paps round to your house, and lying to your friends.
>> No. 231085 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 10:57 pm
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>>231083
This definitely wordfiltered now? WITH NOTHING TO SAY BECAUSE I AM A CUNT. WITH NOTHING TO SAY BECAUSE I AM A CUNT. WITH NOTHING TO SAY BECAUSE I AM A CUNT!
>> No. 231086 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 11:06 pm
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>>231085
Well spotted Sherlock.
>> No. 231087 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 11:11 pm
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I loved the BÁFFLED meme, and quite frankly the fact that people are getting so worked up over it has me...BÁFFLED!

http://www.youtube.com/v/jY3_4IDYlYA

(also, the fact the mods have actually wordfiltered it means they have been sucessfully trolled. Well done, Team BÁFFLED!)
>> No. 231088 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 11:12 pm
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>>231087
Oh you.
>> No. 231090 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 11:19 pm
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>>230767

>the L Nimoy guy

It's more than one person.
>> No. 231091 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 11:21 pm
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>>231084

You'd seriously tell all your friends if you won £167 million? I wouldn't, because I'm not a stupid arsehole. I'd tell them I got left £10k by a relative or something to account for all the spending I'd be getting up to, but I wouldn't let them know just how rich I was.

They'd treat me different.
>> No. 231092 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 11:23 pm
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If I won that much money, I'd probably start by financing a new series of Interceptor
>> No. 231093 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 11:23 pm
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>>231091
Ly.
>> No. 231094 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 11:25 pm
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ITT:

>implying that the introduction of a wordfilter will stop people forcing a meme the mods don't like
>> No. 231095 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 11:26 pm
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>>231094
I think the Meme Master will have something to say about your
>implying
>> No. 231097 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 11:28 pm
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>>231094

Quite frankly the notion that I'm supposed to be discouraged is leaving me... BАFFLED!

http://www.youtube.com/v/jY3_4IDYlYA
>> No. 231098 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 11:29 pm
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>>231091
>I'm not a stupid arsehole
Yes you are:
>account for all the spending I'd be getting up to
If you're going to be so ostentatious about a sudden windfall then you deserve beggars at your doorstep. I wouldn't live very differently to how I do now. If you stop thinking about things before you spend on them then of course people are going to treat you differently, because it will be blatantly obvious that you can be taken for a ride.

Then again I have always wanted to buy a gold-coloured tuxedo, just so people would say 'ah, there goes the guy that won the lottery'.

Probably swiftly followed by 'what a cunt'.

>> No. 231099 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 11:30 pm
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>>231094

gb24chan with your

>implying

It's for quotes; nothing more.

It isn't for your stories (I know how upset you must've been when /r9k/ was shut down) or whatever this fucking Implying is; Most of the time is completely without context.

Sage for rant!
>> No. 231100 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 11:32 pm
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>>231099

>implying that implying is a 4chan-only thing
>> No. 231103 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 11:40 pm
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>>231097

Seriously, BAFFLÉD! is the greatest meme this site has had since HALF PAST TWO when it was in its prime. I suspect the people who hate it are in fact the kind of people who miss HALF PAST TWO and all the Chanology drama and long for a return of the 'old days'

EIther way, they're still autists
>> No. 231104 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 11:40 pm
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>>231098

I like how you're going on about gold tuxedos like you know anything about my situation - I have a very low income and as a result have to be frugal, to such an extent that even spending £10 on something non-essential would be immediately noticed by my peers as out of character.

Wanker.
>> No. 231107 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 11:48 pm
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>>231104
What? No. It's me that wants the gold tuxedo, not you.

So, you're pisspoor and surrounded by people who scrutinise your financial situation in the hope that if you ever become rich they can treat you differently?

Dude.
>> No. 231113 Anonymous
15th July 2011
Friday 11:55 pm
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I'm really sick of all the whining autists on here of late.

STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE

STOP FORCING A MEME I DON'T FIND FUNNY

Seriously, fuck off and get a sense of humour before you continue posting on here.
>> No. 231118 Anonymous
16th July 2011
Saturday 12:02 am
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>>231113

Yeah well I'm sick of people whining about people whining.
So there!
Plus I know how to sage.
>> No. 231119 Anonymous
16th July 2011
Saturday 12:03 am
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>>231118

I know how to sage, I just chose not to. So there
>> No. 231121 Anonymous
16th July 2011
Saturday 12:06 am
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Let's just all calm down and sort this out over a cup of tea like true gents.
>> No. 231123 Anonymous
16th July 2011
Saturday 12:08 am
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Forgetting to sage makes an Autist rage
>> No. 231127 Anonymous
16th July 2011
Saturday 12:14 am
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>>231123

The word autist has been so overused that it's lost all meaning to me. Like when you repeat a word over and over and it just becomes incoherent babble.
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>> No. 231145 Anonymous
16th July 2011
Saturday 1:11 am
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Does this hat make me look FLY?
>> No. 231149 Anonymous
16th July 2011
Saturday 1:41 am
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>>231107

No, I'm piss poor and am well known for being the biggest scrooge in my social circle as a result. These things which I call "friends" knnow me well enough to notice a change in my behaviour.

Why would I want to turn down 90% of invitations to events when I could actually afford them?
>> No. 231150 Anonymous
16th July 2011
Saturday 1:51 am
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>>231145
Nah m8, makes you look well buzzin innit.
>> No. 231154 Anonymous
16th July 2011
Saturday 2:46 am
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>>231150
that gave me a hearty laugh.

Also what's wrong with these people? The biggest lottery win in Europe and they did the stupid thing of not staying anonymous. They may as well said "come rob us"
>> No. 231155 Anonymous
16th July 2011
Saturday 4:01 am
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>>231107
>Dude.
No.
>> No. 231157 Anonymous
16th July 2011
Saturday 7:35 am
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>>231154
Did you see them, they went public for the company.
>> No. 231158 Anonymous
16th July 2011
Saturday 9:01 am
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>>231154

They've got more than enough money to hire the best "security consultants" around. I'd be more worried about people taking my family hostage and ransoming them to be honest.
>> No. 231185 Anonymous
16th July 2011
Saturday 6:27 pm
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>>231154

They will end up with people they love kidnapped and all sorts of horrors unleashed.

They're crazy.
>> No. 231308 Anonymous
17th July 2011
Sunday 12:41 pm
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Not quite as serious but still

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2015539/Lottery-winners-flee-Spain-begging-letters-pour-in.html
>> No. 231310 Anonymous
17th July 2011
Sunday 1:02 pm
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What idiots. Surely they realised that choosing not to go public doesn't mean they're not allowed to tell their close friends.
>> No. 231314 Anonymous
17th July 2011
Sunday 1:19 pm
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I thought Camelot always told big winners to go on holiday as soon as they win? Apparently it's healthier for some reason.
>> No. 231372 Anonymous
17th July 2011
Sunday 5:26 pm
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If I'd have won I'd have kept it very quiet. I'd tell people I'd won a bit of money but infer it was only 6 or so figures, apart from very close family of course. If I'd won £161m I'd have bought every regular britfa.g poster a shed and given them a million or so.
>> No. 231373 Anonymous
17th July 2011
Sunday 5:32 pm
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>>231372
>If I'd won £161m I'd have bought every regular britfa.g poster a shed and given them a million or so.

Three million out of that ammout isn't a lot m8.
>> No. 231381 Anonymous
17th July 2011
Sunday 6:16 pm
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>>231373

I know but I wouldn't want to give them anymore lest I finance some sort of autistic supervillan who uses space lasers to vaporise anyone who mixes up you're and your.
>> No. 231382 Anonymous
17th July 2011
Sunday 6:20 pm
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>>231381

What's the difference between a space laser and a normal laser?
>> No. 231386 Anonymous
17th July 2011
Sunday 6:24 pm
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>>231382

One is based in space and the other is terrestrial? Stop trying to be a smart cunt.
>> No. 231388 Anonymous
17th July 2011
Sunday 6:28 pm
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>>231386

I just wanted to know, you arsehole. Suck on my average-sized penis so I can blow my slightly sour sperm all over your face.
>> No. 231390 Anonymous
17th July 2011
Sunday 6:32 pm
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>>231386>>231388

Now imagine these two people had multiple millions of pounds. You begin to see my point.
>> No. 231428 Anonymous
17th July 2011
Sunday 8:38 pm
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>>231388

This lad, I think he's new.

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