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>The British EuroMillions ticketholder who has won Europe's biggest ever jackpot of £161 million has yet to come forward, Camelot said today. |
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1310334267001.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>230493 |
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I'll use it to pay 0.018% of our national debt. |
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I'd recruit a rag-tag team of Britfa.gs and go Pirate/Treasure hunting around Africa and the Caribbean. |
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I'd buy an island and make it my own country. It would have the age of consent at a Sun front page story low number. I'd make it my goal in life to appear in as many scandals and front page stories filled with moral outrage as possible. |
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I don't know, probably buy a few acres and a few ounces and relax...if my ticket survived the house fire. |
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El Presidente.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>230507 |
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festival.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() One of the local festivals which should draw in tourists to the island. |
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I almost shat myself when I got an email from the lottery. |
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If I ever won that much I'd give a substantial portion of it to charity. You can live comfortably for the rest of your life with much less. |
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One thing I'd do if I had a few grand to waste would be to put in a very genuine looking planning application to turn my house in a quiet residential area into a strip club. It would be great watching the local press go into meltdown with outraged locals signing petitions and all sorts. Would be amazingly funny if you did get granted planning permission despite not really wanting it. |
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If I had that much money I'd go to some country where there's almost no laws and organize a real life battle royale with all the big brother contestants. |
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Papa New Guinea is meant to be pretty lawless. |
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I'd buy an enormous house, a boat, and maybe a couple of cars. The rest I would give away. |
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I'd get a house in the middle of nowhere, and hire 5-10 high class escorts for like a year. They wouldn't be allowed to leave the house, and they'd be my concubines. After a year, I'd get new ones, and keep cycling it. The one from the first cycle I like best I'd keep paying, and she'd act as my trophy wife. |
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I think I would buy a football team. |
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I am investing it in businesses and stocks and then I am going to amass a large sum of money just to troll 'new world order' theorists with. |
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>>230623 |
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I actually woke up thinking about this the other day. |
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For £161 million you should be eating the damn rubbish in your frenzy to get through it. |
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Those of you looking for almost lawless countries need look no further than a small landlocked Himalayan former kingdom. High class escorts are also reasonably priced here. |
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I see the crybaby thread on /shed/ demanding wordfilters was hidden afterwards too. |
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go fuck yourself.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>230700 |
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Don't we all come here for leisure and intellectual conversation? |
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The only reason these new wordfiltered terms were posted much at all was because of the constant whinging by the autist who ended up demanding the filter. Someone would post the term once in a while and the autist would start screaming about and so then two or three people would start taunting them, as anyone would expect. |
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Calm down dear.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Calm down, dears. |
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Sorry, just checking. Should have saged that one, too. |
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_54091474_euro_winners.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() GAH a pair of fat scotchers. |
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separated_at_birth.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Jealous? As if! |
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>>230995 "When asked at a media conference in Falkirk what they will do with the money, Chris said: "We're not flashy people."" |
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Autists whinging at autists whinging at autists. Oh britfags, you do make me lol. |
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I'll tell you what, I'm not a flashy person either, but if I won £161 million I sure as fuck would be soon. |
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euromillionswinners2.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Well well, Who would have thought that Harold Bishop and Peter Griffin would win the euro millions! |
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>Initially, they had not wanted to go public with their win. But they realised that they would have had to tell lies and hide their news from those around them, and they wanted to be able to enjoy the moment and all that it meant. |
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basil rathbone1.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>231085 |
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I loved the BÁFFLED meme, and quite frankly the fact that people are getting so worked up over it has me...BÁFFLED! |
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If I won that much money, I'd probably start by financing a new series of Interceptor |
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ITT: |
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I'm really sick of all the whining autists on here of late. |
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Let's just all calm down and sort this out over a cup of tea like true gents. |
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Forgetting to sage makes an Autist rage |
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>>231123 |
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flyhat.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() Does this hat make me look FLY? |
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Not quite as serious but still |
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What idiots. Surely they realised that choosing not to go public doesn't mean they're not allowed to tell their close friends. |
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I thought Camelot always told big winners to go on holiday as soon as they win? Apparently it's healthier for some reason. |
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If I'd have won I'd have kept it very quiet. I'd tell people I'd won a bit of money but infer it was only 6 or so figures, apart from very close family of course. If I'd won £161m I'd have bought every regular britfa.g poster a shed and given them a million or so. |
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