Pint of Bitter m'dear or a Guinness if they have no decent cask ales, but I'm pretty mercenary when it comes to drinking, there's pretty much nothing alcoholic that I won't drink if it's cheap/free.

Stella or Kronenberg, It's hard being the only real man on britfa.gs

A nice glass of Perrier water please.

>>102449

If anyone ever ordered that in a pub, I would assume they had issues. And by issues, I mean skinned their parents alive and were building a shrine to them in piss and shit.

>>102451
I've kept her room exactly as she left it.

>>102443
> Stella
> real man
I laughed heartily.

>>102271

A pint of bitter. Later on, whiskey.

Strongbow, or a pear cider

ocasionally a pint of 1666

A nice pint of real ale, if not, a bitter or bottle of brown ale goes down well.

Lager (especially with cordial/postmix tops) is for pansies and southerners.

Depending what pub I go to and the people I go drinking with I neck down bathams bitter if the pub is part of the bathams brewery but if I goto a regular pub I alternate between Newcy Brown and Manfield Ale.

Why is the rum gone?!!

Stella, Strongbow, local ales, gin or vodka.

Depends how I feel and/or how drunk I am at the time.

Pint of Old Rosie, Jaiphur, Waggle Dance, Mackay's Stout or London Pride in that order.

Gin, a pint.

>>102595 Hey mate, I don't mean to piss on your fire or anything, but if you scroll up a little, the joke has already been done. Here is a link >>102335

Sorry.

May I ask the opinion on britfa.gs, how do you feel about holsten pils? I just had an argument with a close friend when he went and got a 4 pack of Carlsburg over this, Holston Pils not only taste better, but is value for money at just £2.90 in tesco.

>>102609
Carlsburg is piss-water, so is Pills. Whichever is cheaper/stronger is better.

Strongbow if I'm not at home, because there's a distinct lack of diversity when it comes to cider in Newcastle. Back in Suffolk it'll be Apall cider. Lovely stuff.

>>102609
i prefer others but if it has to be lager then i drink a pils.

>>102596

Pissing on fire is dangerous anyway, the fire would ignite it and burn your penis.

>>102629 you must be the guy who drinks gin by the pint

Guinness.

Sambuccas later when looking to up the ante.

On a side note I had some 100% agave spirit tequila the other day which was a massive surprise. I normally barely tolerate tequila but this stuff was incredible, up there in subtlety of flavour with a decent whiskey or brandy.

Drinking is for people not content with their own personalities. Frankly britfags, I expected better.

>>102675

>>102675

The only people I've met who are content with their own personalities are cunts.

>>102675

Basement dweller detected. I know, because I used to think that same thing when I was alone in my basement with only my PC for company on a friday night.

Drinking is not serious business. It's a laugh. That's all there is to it.

>>102680
>Drinking is not serious business. It's a laugh. That's all there is to it.

Hate to say it but not everyone likes the same things as you, an just cause they dont doesn't mean you can throw personal insults at them.

>>102677

This is the most truthful thing I've read in a long time. Self-satisfied is a pejorative for a reason.

>>102684
If you're going to through insults around, prepare to receive.

>>102684

I'm not who you replied to, but ffs get a grip and stop being so defensive. I don't drink either, but neither do I feel the need to judge or condascend anyone who does, like you did.

>>102693
What the hell?
I didn't judge anyone, I said its not right to insult people just because they dont like the same thing as you which is what>>102680 did.

That was the first time I posted in this thread so I have no idea why your all saying I judge or condescend anyone?

>>102675
I thought this also when I wasn't ever asked out by friends. Different now.

>>102680
>drinking is not serious business

You what mate??? I take drinking incredibly seriously, if someone tells me to consume 4 digits I jolly well do it.
Shirking will not be tolerated!

>>102697

I assumed you were >>102675

What did you say it for then? Trying to sound cool? I think you misunderstood the conversation. Past your bedtime, I think.

>>102701
Nope I just dont think its fair to tell someone they have no friends and they are a basement dweller with only a computer just because they dont like drinking.

I dont support >>102675 view I was just saying, and no I was not trying to sound cool so, whatever.

>>102707

He said it in quite an empathetic way though, do you see? Is english your first language? Perhaps you are missing some nuances here.

>>102707

I didn't specifically say that, although that is what I implied (as did >>102698 ) because those were my own sentiments in that situation. My aim with the post was for him to perhaps re-evalute why he seems so bitter (!) about it.

Once again, anti-drinking faggot comes into a booze thread and throws in the old personality argument.

Well, anti-drinking faggot, I suggest the only people who use said arguments are ones who got some serious stone-cold stunners from their drunken dad during their child hood.

TLDR; Dont blame us because your dads a lightweight.

>>102793

>stone-cold stunners from their drunken dad

This puts an entirely more amusing spin on child abuse. I'd enjoy a comedy sketch where a child, frightened and in a symbolically dark room, fearfully asks his dad not to use the belt again. The dad weighs it up, agrees with a heavy heart, the kid just has time to sigh with relief before the stage lights fly on, commentators appear out of nowhere, and his dad picks him up and body slams him while Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler scream "ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!" and his mum, trying to pull his dad away before he can complete the people's elbow, gets hit over the head with a steel chair by an accomplice of some sort.

>>102800
That. Would. Be. SO. Awesome.

>>102800

Your presence in the world makes me happy. Well done.

>>102675
There exists a small amount of people who consume alcoholic drinks for their flavour, but those are not the norm. Most consume alcohol for its effects; flavour is incidental and at best a nice bonus. Were it not for the the second sentence in your post, I would be bemused by the amount of vitriol you managed to stir up.

Your second sentence, unfortunately, gives your game away. You are a "my body is my temple" purist. You refuse to find it acceptable that someone found a way to overcome a perceived flaw in their personality through anything but stoic meditation and mentally fuelled self improvement. You think of humans as logic based reasoning machines, of anyone who doesn't fit that profile as a subhuman degenerate. As someone who "failed".

In short, your first sentence is absolutely true. People drink because they like the changes in them it causes. Your second sentence marks you as a "holier than though" dickhead bordering on the autistic.

>>102804

Marry me?

Usually some form of real ale, but sometimes a snakebite.

Fosters is the best beer, I find. However, I reciently have became somewhat loving of WKD Cider Core

>>102810
Will you grant me access to a vagina?

>>102814
The student union here calls a snakebite a Snakey B, which annoys me to no ends.

>>102827

Eugh.

>>102827
Mine calls it a nasty but if you go up and ask for a snakebite or a diesel you still get the same thing.

>>102868
>>102873
They also prepare it with blackcurrant as standard, so asking for a Snakey B is just asking for a snakebite and black. This means that if you want a plain snakebite then you have to go through the embarrassing task of saying "Can I have a Snakey B with no blackcurrant please?"