I could never, ever get this bint to open her willy hole for me.
Got to the barbeque, tried to get her pissed and still nothing.
I'm convinced it's an unwinnable game.

nah mate I've won in a lot of different ways

the best start is, kitchen/wine/wine/steaks/stargaze/eat/wine/talk/wine/compliment/sit down on sofa/wine/drive

_{Ewpss sowwii}

Fucking virgins.

I completed this game ages ago.

>>82704
Yeah right, I bet you blew it.

After sex it says cuddle, i click, shit breaks

>>82717

I thought that said "Urgh urgh splat" at first.
I'd have never stopped laughing if it did.

Is anyone else having a bit of the screen cut off?

>>82825

Hey fucko, shouldn't you be out finding a real lass on a Saturday night?

excellent stuff

I managed to get her clothes off.

Damn, I gave her too much. I thought it would make her easier.

>>82698

I got that too. The author should let us see her urinate.

I think I'm on to something here lads.

>>82832

Good luck, m8. Give 'er one from me.

I wasted ages searching for the rape option.

Yep, this is definitely going somewhere.

I've not managed to get her kegs off yet.

>>82842
I got a nude photoshoot and a blowjob in the middle of nowhere, then I went back and got sex in the car.

But of course!

Whoah, that's my cock!

http://arianeb.com/dating.htm

Stupid thing keeps freezing when i get to the "good" parts

She's a slut.

I've tried doing the same thing twice and got different reactions, I think. Is there a random element to it too?

Where is the rape option?

>>82852

Same here. Every time the going gets good the thing freezes.

I carry on not being able to find any appropriate function.

>>82865

Same. I tried it on both Firefox and Opera. The cunting cunt is cunted.

I'd love to rattle out some baby batter across her nice pink melons.

IE makes it work.

I hate the quiz parts. Smacks of those Japanese dating games that force you to remember lists of facts or answer bizarre general knowledge questions.

>>82852

same problem

i gave up opera. and IE still crashes

>>82875
I didn't see any quiz part, unless you're referring to the trivia game in the bar, or when she asks you about art, which are nothing like a Japanese dating game, as getting those correctly depends on your actual knowledge rather than memorising meaningless data.

>>82888

There are other parts and they are also very shitty.

Is she roaring at me, or burping?

She's having a stroke.

>>82916
Looks like she's honking to me.

>>82916
She leered at me like that a couple of times too, I couldn't work out what was going on.

I would love to make a brit themed version of this game/site. How the fuck many of us have hottubs or pools in our back garden? That's why none of us are doing so well in this strange game. I'd like to see a version where you have to phone for a curry and watch telly whilst it waits, etc. A chav version.

>>82920
>Buy Drink.
>Fancy a shag?

Not exactly challenging, is it?

>>82922
Catching clap? Nah, not really.

>>82922
So the entire game would be meet at hers, drink a bottle of cheap plonk between you whilst waiting for a cab. Get to fun pub and ply her with drink. Go to club and ply her with more drink and have a dance. Buy her a kebab with salad and garlic sauce. Have sex in a back alley and trying to sort out the morning after pill the next day. You of course lose points if you spill her drinks or knock her kebab out of her hands at any point.

I can't even get passed the scene shown in Ops pic.

>>82937
That's the life for me.

>>82938

Perma-virgin detected.

>>82937

>You of course lose points if you spill her drinks or knock her kebab out of her hands at any point.

What kind of posh, high maintenance birds do you go out with?!

>>82942

Too right mate. I know a bird that told her boyfriend to just jizz on her leg while she watched telly and ate a pizza because she couldn't be bothered to have sex. A nice night in.

Last of the romantics.

Fucking finally.

Tomorrow on .gs: to convince a non-existant entity to have anal.

>>82965
Fucking Americans.

>>82959

Sounds like a normal night for me, usually ending with me mopping up with a sock or pair of pants.

This girl is such a slut. To get your toungue down her neck all you have to do is say 'nice hair' and put some Bon Jovi on.

>>83019
Then during truth or dare after fucking about for ages she won't even take her top off!
Bitch!

>>83015

Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

>>83023
The excuse was 'Since I'm not that good at blocking, I'll just distract you instead!'

She later raged when during truth or dare I dared her to take her top off, wtf?

>>83025

I had the same sort of things happen to me. I think this bird is a bit mental.

why does she insist on going to the art gallery every time..

>>83086 Your doin it wrong.

Took her "out for dinner" and she suggests... Burger King?

Classy.

>>83109
BK is better than McDonalds. At least she is discerning.

>>83112
She had the gall to complain that we should have gone somewhere nicer. Who's fault is that then, eh?

>>83113
She actually seems happier if you make her cook for you.

>>83115

Sounds like the ideal woman to me.

If you have wine before you go out she'll take you to the bistro.

There is something very strange about this woman

I just wanted to see some breasts. :(

It froze here.

To win, follow my instructions:

1. complement looks
2. say something smart
3. kiss on cheek
4. "I'm over 18"
5. Read Poetry
6. Kiss
7. Run fingers through hair
8. Turn music on (slow rock)
9. Kiss whilst dancing
10. kiss neck
11. go back to couch
12. go somewhere else
13. fridge
14. click the wine bottle
15. click the chair to stargaze
16. GET IT RIGHT (google)
17. flash tits
18. click the table
19. wait for her
20. Eat, then drink wine, then talk, then complement.
21. go swimming
22. get out
23. hot tub
24. drink wine
25. kiss
26. Truth or Dare
27. pick Truth, say 'no'.
28. ask her whatever you want
29. pick 'Dare'
30. Dare her to take her top off
31. pick 'Dare' again
32. get her completely naked
33. drink wine
34. massage shoulders
35. grab boobs
36. lick nipples
37. massage lower back
38. massage thighs
39. massage pussy
40. make love.

then it froze for me :|

>>83128
Even with google I can't identify those star systems. I'd rather get the blonde involved too.

>>83130

She only seems to ask for Trangulus, which is near as damn the middle of the screen.

>>83130

I don't know how to do that.

feel free to make your own walkthrough, I was just helping perma-virgins who can't get past the radio.

>>83132
I don't think this simulator has any bearing on the ability to get on with women in real life.

Oh I don't know, I'm shockingly bad in both cases.

>Can you point to the Crater Capernicus? A true romantic could.

NO! You crazy cow.

So french kissing on the couch is a no-no, but pop on some Cliff Richard and she's all for it?

>>83152

Dem bitches is crazy, man. First dere all like "NO WAY" and den I showz dem the PS TRIPPLE and there like "AW YEAH BABY MAKE LOVE TO ME".

True story. This is an accurate simulation of real life.

>So french kissing on the couch is a no-no, but pop on some Cliff Richard and she's all for it?
Fickle creatures.

This is why I'm voting Gay Racists.

She asked for a kiss, so I gave her a kiss, then she told me to fuck off. This is far too much like my life.

>>83162
She was anticipating a kiss on the cheek, not the tonsil tennis you had in mind, you animal.

>>83162

you and me also bro.

>>83162
I didn't want to french kiss her specifically to begin with, but I couldn't find the other option

>>83166

Kiss check

>>83151

You're a fool, I'm surprised so many people don't know where the crater of Copernicus is.

I was serious about writing another tutorial, by the way, I want to find out about how to get the blondes involved.

I wish I just had to point at a book to say something smart, witty, and charming.

>>83171

No, you are a fool. You are also a cunt.

>>83173

No I'm not, you're a cunt because instead of finding out where it is, you insult a CGI woman on a messageboard.

You cunt.

Keep in mind, this type of game was made for the people that do know where the crater of Copernicus is.

>>83177

Yes you are. You are also a stupid git.

Come on gents, there's no need to get incivil. There's plenty of this CGI whore to go around.

>>83182
There is a lady in this thread, do you mind.

>There's plenty of this CGI whore to go around.
She's mine, damn you. Mine!

>>83186
Here have a drink

We were necking on the couch and she said 'why don't you move down a little' so I did, and she told me to fuck off for touching her boobs.

This is depressingly the most realistic dating game I've ever played.

>>83266

How true.

http://arianeb.com/askariane.htm

>_>

>>83275
The person who made this site has a lot of time on their hands I reckon.

is it wrong that I fapped to this?

>>83277
Yes.

>>82678

I'm a bloody girl and I can't get this bitch to spread her legs. I'm supposed to have the bloody upper hand on all you male perma-virgins, and yet she still won't sodding shag me. Either she is as far away from a real woman as is possible, or I'm a slag.*

_{*I'm a slag.}

>>83370
You're a slag.

>>83370

You're more virginal than the vast male majority.

>>83370

Hello there

>>83370

I would like to know more about this "slag" business.

>>83378
Our slag industry is in decline.

Slag, eh?

Sometimes the sites userbase depresses me.

>>83395

Only sometimes?

Well occasionally theres a gem.

>>83390
I say!

>>83395
We're a broad church.

>>83395

Lighten up chap, it's a chan after all. Relatively speaking we're the pinnacle of sophistication.

>>83395
>>83398

>>83455
>apostrophe.png
THATS A FUKIN 9 M8

>>83456
I laughed; you win.

I like boobies.

’
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Then which was apostrophe???

man thought I was getting a 3some then ariane sent me home

>>83475
is that her mum?

>>83505 nope thats her friend who works in the lingerie shop, tbh I hit back afew times I think it fucked up the script and she invited us to a strip clubwhere both of em proceeded to strip nude on stage

>>83508
I also have found strange things happening with it when you iht the back button. I think I might report it as a bug. WHERE DO WE COMPLAIN.

>>83475
Something wrong with her head. Plus, she has droopy tits.

>>83128
>28. ask her whatever you want
29. pick 'Dare'
30. Dare her to take her top off

This makes me lose, motherfucker.

>>83562

Then you're not doing exactly as I say, boyo.

I got her too drunk :(

fuck yes, I finally did it.

no proper porn, though.