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File: 124671424059.gif-(85.29KB, 300x300, HALFPASTTWO3.gif)
16259 No. 16259
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>> No. 16260
But I'm not a half past two?
>> No. 16261
File: 124671688216.png-(7.96KB, 137x129, blobachu.png)
16261
3:14 GET
>> No. 16262
>>16261
Clearly a mod get.
>> No. 16282
HALF PAST TWENTY TWO
>> No. 16283
>>16282
nah m8
>> No. 16284
2222
>> No. 16285
HALF PAST 22
>> No. 16289
44 PAST 2
>> No. 16313
281 past 2
>> No. 16317
HALF PAST TWO
>> No. 16327
File: 124684390282.gif-(629.85KB, 302x301, HALFPASTTWO1.gif)
16327
>> No. 16328
>>16327
To late faggot.
>> No. 16331
File: 124684488362.jpg-(30.10KB, 452x339, thats_the_joke[1].jpg)
16331
>>16328
>> No. 16372
HALF PAST LEET
>> No. 16408
File: 124693041039.gif-(124.73KB, 300x300, HALFPASTTWO2.gif)
16408
>> No. 16423
>>16408
unluky m8
>> No. 16425
half past leet if 14:07 you halfwit
>> No. 16426
>>16425
>halfwit

Oh, you're such a card!
>> No. 16430
>>16408

If this meme has proved anything, it's that some people have very slow internet connections.
>> No. 16431
Half past 2
>> No. 16432
>>16431

Fack
>> No. 16466
this is a post to determine synchronicity between my time and your time
>> No. 16467
this is another
>> No. 16468
>>16466

We'll be expecting your post in 1 hour 54 mins.
>> No. 16469
and another
>> No. 16470
one more
>> No. 16471
It appears my clock is between 15 and 30 seconds slower than yours
>> No. 16472
asd
>> No. 16483
lad
>> No. 16563
Y SO MERTON?
>> No. 16568
File: 124710303331.gif-(154.49KB, 250x250, HALFPASTTWO4.gif)
16568
>> No. 16572
>>16563

MORE LIKE PAUL MERKTON
>> No. 16684
File: 124718942398.jpg-(42.16KB, 565x600, halfpastpssst.jpg)
16684
>> No. 16685
File: 124718945320.gif-(131.42KB, 276x350, Animation3.gif)
16685
>> No. 16686
File: 124718948867.jpg-(14.63KB, 237x230, halfpastarrgrgrgrh.jpg)
16686
>> No. 16687
>>16684
if i see that fucking team captain one more time
>> No. 16690
File: 124719027324.jpg-(44.85KB, 468x328, article-1099062-02DD5581000005DC-324_468x328.jpg)
16690
Unspecified time in the morning chaps.
>> No. 16694
File: 124719175564.jpg-(52.95KB, 500x750, ian_hislop_2349653.jpg)
16694
I AM THE ANTI MERTON

YOU SHALL BOW TO ME AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR.
>> No. 16703
last post of the night lads
>> No. 16704
>>16703
nah m8
>> No. 16718
>>16694

ALL HAIL HISLOP! HE WILL SAVE US FROM OUR PLAGUE!!
>> No. 16719
>>16719
Shut it
>> No. 16720
>>16719
>>16719

...
>> No. 16721
File: 124722588465.gif-(327.51KB, 702x497, allegedly.gif)
16721
>> No. 16726
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16726
>>16721
>> No. 16730
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16730
>>16726
>> No. 16747
I think the entire cast of HIGNFY are cunts.
>> No. 16764
>>16747
You're a cunt.
>> No. 16781
>>16764
That doesn't make my statement any less true.
>> No. 16784
R U SUM SORT OF BATTY BOY M8?
>> No. 16785
>>16784
Why yes. Yes I am.
>> No. 16792
gb2quggins l4d's
>> No. 16877
File: 124749213379.jpg-(52.04KB, 600x800, 2006-07-30_008.jpg)
16877
HALFPASTTWO!!!!
>> No. 16881
>14:35
>> No. 16947
fuck I missed it.
>> No. 16948
One of the final posts of the night chaps. I'm off to bed. Thinking of you all. x x x
>> No. 17327
File: 124788059569.gif-(320.08KB, 300x300, HALFPASTTWO6.gif)
17327
I BUMP YOU
>> No. 17328
File: 124788062412.jpg-(40.13KB, 531x392, halfpastwait.jpg)
17328
>> No. 17329
HOFF POST TU
>> No. 17330
File: 124788065021.jpg-(11.94KB, 190x190, mrpaulmerton.jpg)
17330
HALF PAST TWO
>> No. 17332
>>17327
>>17328
>>17329
>>17330
Mivehind
>> No. 17408
|-| /-\ |_ |=
|>/-\_|¯ ¯|¯
¯|¯\/\/()
>> No. 17409
>>17408

>>16686
>> No. 17413
HALF PAST LAST POST OF THE NIGHT LADS
>> No. 17414
FIRST POST OF THE DAY LADS
>> No. 17536
HALF RAST ROO
>> No. 17537
>>17536
GOOD CALL
>> No. 17582
>>16568>>16684>>16685
>> No. 17596
half past 2
>> No. 17598
>>17596

no m8 what you've got there is half past 14.
>> No. 17657
half past 2
>> No. 17658
Half past half past two
>> No. 17660
full past half past two
>> No. 17679
I'm participating.
>> No. 17680
Good attempt lad.
>> No. 17688
>>17658
Wouldn't half past half past two be 2:45? Ok maybe not.
>> No. 17689
>>17688
No, shut your fucking mouth.
>> No. 17695
>>17689
Open up your fucking-mouth for my fucking-cock.
>> No. 17739
Why is the ornithology thread locked but this one still open?
>> No. 17749
>>17739

Open your eyes - there's some pretty amzing shit being going on in this thread... and there will be again in 20 mins or so.
>> No. 17756
File: 12483990203.gif-(90.57KB, 190x190, merton.gif)
17756
HALF PAST TWO
>> No. 17757
File: 124839902192.jpg-(9.02KB, 250x247, hp1.jpg)
17757

HALF


>> No. 17758
File: 124839902894.jpg-(10.42KB, 250x246, hp2.jpg)
17758

PAST


>> No. 17759
File: 124839903478.jpg-(7.32KB, 251x246, hp3.jpg)
17759

TWO


>> No. 17760
File: 124839905849.gif-(125.42KB, 250x250, HALFPASTTWO7.gif)
17760
>> No. 17761
>>17760

>>16686
>> No. 17762
>>17757
>>17758
>>17759

FUCK YES. Britfa.gs has been legendary tonight.
>> No. 17763
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17763
>>17739
>> No. 17767
File: 124840076999.jpg-(44.49KB, 390x834, hurf.jpg)
17767
SCREENCAPPED
>> No. 17769
>>17767

Fuuuuuuuuuuckin saved.
>> No. 17773
>>17767
His watch in this picture clearly shows the time as 16:15 (or 04:15)... so here is a sage for technical inaccuracy.
>> No. 17780
It's quite sad really - I actually look forward to half past two now.
>> No. 17788
FUCK OFF PAST TWO
>> No. 17792
File: 124844587177.jpg-(22.70KB, 460x288, ian_hislop_460_1110333c[1].jpg)
17792
!TWO PAST HALF
>> No. 17793
16:38!
>> No. 17794
TWO THIRTY

(sorry, I'm always late)
>> No. 17796
>>17792

That Hislop - ruining things again. I don't know...
>> No. 17802
>>17773
That may sound pedantic to some, but I agree I should have thought of it.
>> No. 17833
Catch the Nigger by the toe, If it squeals let it go.
>> No. 17835
File: 124848542284.gif-(129.47KB, 180x200, halftwo.gif)
17835
>> No. 17836
File: 124848544485.png-(310.14KB, 617x419, FUNINLONDONTOWER.png)
17836
FUN AT HALF PAST TWO
>> No. 17837
File: 124848544931.jpg-(29.75KB, 250x250, Image1.jpg)
17837
>>/dj/89
>> No. 17838
THREE FIFTY SIX M8
>> No. 17846
7:44 get
>> No. 17847
>>17846
Give up now.
>> No. 17848
>>17846

you best be trolling me l4d.
>> No. 17852
File: 124851808274.jpg-(15.57KB, 300x375, carlton.jpg)
17852
107th post get
>> No. 17853
>>17837

That pretty much says it all. /r/ the glitch house remix.
>> No. 17859
14:31 GET
>> No. 17911
HALF PAST TWO?
>> No. 17912
File: 124857185493.gif-(596.63KB, 200x198, half-past-OH-GOD.gif)
17912
L4D5
>> No. 17913
File: 12485718688.png-(341.02KB, 613x477, FISH&CHIPS.png)
17913
FISH & CHIPS
FISH & CHIPS
FISH & CHIPS
FISH & CHIPS
FISH & CHIPS
HALF PAST TWO
>> No. 17914
>>17913
All that time with the fish & chips, you missed it.
>> No. 17915
Naa m8
>> No. 17916
File: 124857291597.jpg-(23.34KB, 481x360, OH NO.jpg)
17916
>>17914

Oh, no! Everyone's happy in London Tower!
>> No. 17936
File: 124861502662.jpg-(35.30KB, 302x198, DL.jpg)
17936

HALF PAST TWO


>> No. 17937

>> No. 17938
Half past two
>> No. 17939
File: 124861517276.png-(11.58KB, 345x309, teary.png)
17939
>>17937
14:31
>> No. 17941
File: 124861801227.jpg-(10.31KB, 200x238, brainblessedmore.jpg)
17941
>>17937
I like the bit where brian blessed cries.
>> No. 17942
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17942
>>17941
>> No. 17944
>>17942
He has no soul.
>> No. 17945
>>17942

/r/ horns and wings.
>> No. 17946
File: 124861882971.jpg-(288.10KB, 415x513, brian-blessed1[1].jpg)
17946
>>17945
>> No. 17950
>>17946

DIVE, MY HAWKMEN, DIVE!!
>> No. 17956
>>17950
GORDON'S ALIVE?
>> No. 17960
File: 124863291575.jpg-(6.79KB, 150x180, brian_blessed_150_150x180.jpg)
17960
>>17956
I COULD HAVE FARTED THAT IN FROM THERE
>> No. 17968
File: 124863496976.jpg-(113.26KB, 500x375, 2805523856_be3c10aebf.jpg)
17968
>>17960

MUST BE SOME SORT OF PENISAURUS!
>> No. 17972
File: 124863861423.png-(44.51KB, 384x270, am_0.png)
17972
Am I the only person who saw >>17968 and thought of that old Atari ST game 'Weird Dreams'?
>> No. 17983
>>17937

I liked the part when he said 'Half past two'.
>> No. 17989
>>17937

Sneaky sneaky
>> No. 18027
02:30
>> No. 18029
File: 124865822721.png-(187.15KB, 416x300, whats the time.png)
18029
>> No. 18031
File: 124865825699.png-(78.51KB, 202x249, halfpastwhat.png)
18031
>> No. 18032
File: 124865844154.jpg-(70.11KB, 500x664, statue baby kick.jpg)
18032
Error

Please make sure your file is smaller than 1024000B

--

and I spent so long on my gif...
>> No. 18164
ARF PAS TU
>> No. 18167
>>18164

At least someone made the effort.
>> No. 18169
'Effort' is not quite the word I would have chosen.
>> No. 18253
2:03 LADS

also, someone explain the origins.
>> No. 18254
>>18253
see
>>17937
and
http://minitrue.britfa.gs/Half_Past_Two
>> No. 18281
File: 12488586082.png-(160.13KB, 1243x601, first_ever_half_past_two.png)
18281
>>18254

Something that isn't mentioned in the article is that "half past two" as a meme actually began its life on /poof, not here in /iq/.

>>/poof/454

Note the initial "half past two" was made coincidentally at 02:28, and from thence the humour arose.

Also, whoever wrote the /iq/ page and asserts that all britfa.gs humour derives from here is either a cretin or has only been here 5mins or both. A lot the site's humour derives from the old britchan, but /iq/ has only really given us... er... Smokester? I can't think of anything else here that wasn't on britchan too. Answers on a postcard, please.
>> No. 18289
>>18281
I'm 80% sure HALF PAST TWO was on /b/ before that.
>> No. 18290
File: 12488742089.jpg-(46.60KB, 416x300, brianblessed.jpg)
18290
>> No. 18295
>>18289

Well, I'm 81% certain you're wrong, so I win (according to the logic of your argument).
>> No. 18302
>>18289
Indeed. I made the /poof/ post in question, having seen the meme used once before in /b/. Though I did start posting the meme at ~2:30, if only accidentally at first.
>> No. 18309
>>18302
>having seen the meme used once before in /b/

Yes I have been vindicated! In your face >>18295
>> No. 18315
>>18281

>A lot the site's humour derives from the old britchan, but /iq/ has only really given us... er... Smokester

You must be being sarcastic. This post doesn't even deserve a response.
>> No. 18320
ITT: The History of Britfa.gs, Chapter 4.
>> No. 18322
>>18315

Name one thing that originated from here (apart from Smokester) that wasn't on Britchan first. One thing.

Mansfield Massive, Phil's Mum, Quiggins, Simon... they're all Britchan memes. /iq/ is not exactly a fountain of new ideas. It basically takes stuff from other boards, and runs with it.
>> No. 18327
>>18322
There was that short-lived "THIRTEEN" bollocks.
>> No. 18334
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18334
>> No. 18346
>>18322
>Mansfield Massive

Wrong.
>> No. 18363
File: 124896061732.jpg-(16.37KB, 200x290, SDoA_1932_poster.jpg)
18363
2 firty m8. bout tym 4 a revolution
>> No. 18364
File: 124896061812.jpg-(77.97KB, 425x298, roo-easter-egg-roll.jpg)
18364
HALF PAST ROO
>> No. 18365
File: 124896638154.gif-(154.62KB, 300x418, hpt.gif)
18365
>>18327
>> No. 18415
USE NOES WHAT TIME IT IZ BYTCHES
>> No. 18416
File: 124900380242.gif-(117.46KB, 250x250, HALFPASTTWO8.gif)
18416
>> No. 18417
>>18322
>Phil's Mum, Quiggins, Simon
Yeah we don't talk much about them any more, do we?
>> No. 18418
File: 124900978761.jpg-(122.32KB, 800x654, shitting_people.jpg)
18418
HALF PASSED POO!
>> No. 18441
>>18418
You could've at least posted it at half past two..
>> No. 18523
LADS USE BEST NO WOT TIME IT IS ITS FUKIN ALF PASS 2 M8 FUKIN RECKOGNISE YH
>> No. 18524
JIZZCOCK PAST TWO
>> No. 18525
LAST POST AT 02:39 LADS
>> No. 18526
I WISH TO DECLARE MY LOVE FOR THIS THREAD AND ALL ITS PARTICIPANTS
>> No. 18574
Half Past Two!
>> No. 18577
>>18574
nigger, ffs, posting "half past two" at half past two, isn't funny

posting a funny and original gif related to Paul Merton, HIGNFY, or the time "half past two" at half past two, is funny.

get it?

until then youse just a fucko
>> No. 18578
File: 124927058479.jpg-(47.47KB, 319x243, 1236556681953.jpg)
18578
>> No. 18579
>>18578
YOUBLACK XD
>> No. 18583
>>18579
Nice 1 lad u showd him
>> No. 18649
File: 124934942481.gif-(630.86KB, 190x190, two half past.gif)
18649
>> No. 18804
File: 124958342493.gif-(123.81KB, 240x240, hp2.gif)
18804
Posting from Acre, Brazil.
>> No. 18805
>>18804
Did you get bored animating it half way through or something?
>> No. 18806
>>18805

...
>> No. 18808
>>18806

:|
>> No. 18810
>>18805
He only goes half way past the 2.

(It's not rocket science, p3t4l)
>> No. 18811
File: 124958386962.jpg-(85.95KB, 1024x768, ohmy.jpg)
18811
>>18810
>> No. 18869
Were fail tonight lads

you forget or something?
>> No. 18876
HALF PAST FOUR
>> No. 18896
File: 124978142269.jpg-(15.08KB, 250x250, Image5.jpg)
18896
>> No. 18897
File: 124978147482.jpg-(159.25KB, 464x460, 122779118538.jpg)
18897
our lads get 2:30
>> No. 18901
>>18897
nah m8
>> No. 18902
>>18897
nah m8
>> No. 18916
File: 124982460147.gif-(310.20KB, 250x250, HALFPASTTWO9.gif)
18916
HLF PST TW NGRS
>> No. 18984
File: 124995423434.gif-(70.31KB, 447x372, 124027143960.gif)
18984
2:30 is pointless now , everyone leave
>> No. 18987
FIRST POST OF THE I DONT GIV A FUKK M8
>> No. 18990
Remember when Half Past Two used to be funny?
>> No. 18991
>>18990

No.
>> No. 19044
File: 125008383232.jpg-(9.18KB, 180x200, dgrqweg.jpg)
19044
>>18990
>> No. 19085
>>18990

It was never funny.

Also, I was watching a VERY old Whose Line is it Anyway? the other day, we're talking very early '90s (possibly very late '80s), Paul Merton was on it. And guess what? He was a bit of a cock back then, it's not a recent change
>> No. 19167
File: 125021341770.jpg-(25.15KB, 465x600, tooth-hurty.jpg)
19167
>> No. 19189
File: 125025661499.gif-(486.29KB, 250x250, HALFPASTTW10.gif)
19189
>> No. 19190
File: 125025662994.jpg-(52.45KB, 348x500, 106226_3.jpg)
19190
Paul Merkton should be the symbol of /iq/
All the fagglses never thought he was funny and get all annoyed!
>> No. 19191
File: 125025666315.gif-(67.49KB, 500x583, 2964923.gif)
19191
amidoinitrite?
>> No. 19195
>>19191
No you failed. All these fucking animated gifs take ages to load on my 56k2.
>> No. 19202
>>19167
Oh, I get it
>> No. 19750
File: 125086140457.gif-(269.76KB, 300x300, halfpast.gif)
19750
HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO HALF PAST TWO
>> No. 19771
>>19750
Shitty gif made by someone who doesn't understand how to use Motion Tile
>> No. 19775
File: 125090049172.jpg-(47.76KB, 550x432, ptcs-anne_widdecombe.jpg)
19775
post at a random time.
>> No. 19786
File: 125094079049.gif-(49.97KB, 300x300, CUNT.gif)
19786
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love you! You are the arbiter of gif quality, the judge of animation. Please, oh wise one, share with us you're knowlege.
>> No. 19809
File: 125099101758.gif-(102.64KB, 580x721, 1231428602463.gif)
19809
>> No. 19811
>>19786
I doubt he's made any decent ones anyway. Given that I make so many and the remainder are of questionable quality. OH DERS DAT GIF ARROGANCE IN YO FACE
IN YO FACE
IN YO FACE
POSTIN ON IQ
WUT I GUNA DO
LETS BE ARROGANT
I CAN MAKE GIFS AN U CANT
DAT GIF ARROGANCE
DAT GIF ARROGANCE
DAT GIF ARROGANCE
IN YO FACE
>> No. 19812
>>19786
colour fail
>> No. 19814
>>19812>>19812>>19812
just click the filename and it's visible for all to see
>> No. 19815
File: 125099227749.gif-(284.34KB, 250x250, 125094079049.gif)
19815
DAT GIF ARROGANCE
DAT GIF ARROGANCE
PIP PAP PARAGANCE
JIGGA JOOGA JARRY TENTS
>> No. 19822
U need to check you're spelling m8.
>> No. 19840
File: 125105195956.jpg-(12.16KB, 361x245, Dat_ass.jpg)
19840
>>19815
>> No. 19850
>you're a cunt
>> No. 19883
File: 125109865674.gif-(121.50KB, 486x332, balaclava.gif)
19883
>>19822 How else can you spell 'cunt'?
>> No. 19887
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19887
>>19883
That's an easy one.
>> No. 19894
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19894
>>19887
That is the correct spelling.
>> No. 19911
>>19894


>> No. 20026
File: 125125030738.png-(220.28KB, 432x296, uder_the_cow.png)
20026
When you get a good meme going.....

MILK IT!!
>> No. 20372
File: 125181180418.jpg-(16.67KB, 576x768, gentleman.jpg)
20372
h4lf p45t 2 l4d5
>> No. 20379
>>20372
haha
>> No. 20528
2.5 fuck3r5.
>> No. 20625
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20625
Lads.
>> No. 20651
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20651
>>20625
>> No. 20655
>>20625

Requesting original, please.
>> No. 20668
File: 125241424313.jpg-(128.15KB, 700x525, ass.jpg)
20668
>>20655
Use it wisely.
>> No. 20697
>>20668

Thank you! I will indeed.
>> No. 20971
File: 125271898369.jpg-(31.33KB, 604x453, hp2.jpg)
20971
happast too

D&B mixan
>> No. 20972
b0ll0x
>> No. 20980
Since it was originally posted, I've been wondering why Paul Merton is the character in this meme. Can anyone explain?
>> No. 20981
>>20980

>> No. 21035
File: 125284511153.png-(810.96KB, 947x534, halfpasttwo.png)
21035
You give me lots of laugh
>> No. 21041
>>21035
Oh very good indeed.
>> No. 21079
File: 125293500950.gif-(572.54KB, 300x300, hpt.gif)
21079
1/2 past 2, l4d5 & l45535.
>> No. 21124
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21124
It is currently halfway through the hour designated 'two', associates

is what I would have said but I was cooking bacon.
>> No. 21125
>cooking bacon
I am struggling to imagine what this a euphamism for.
>> No. 21131
>>21125

I read about it the other day, it's kind of a bizarre sexua...

No, I'm lying, it's just cooking bacon. I was hungry and it was dinner time.
>> No. 21138
>>21124
>14:34

You are a failure.
>> No. 21145
5 minutes late last time, 5 minutes early this time.

I blame the immigrants.
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