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>> | No. 14492
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As there are lot of threads with few replies - lets keep the small stuff in one place. |
>> | No. 14493
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Untitled.png ![]() ![]() ![]() I got a new suit and everything. |
>> | No. 14494
14494
I shouldn't even be surprised at this stage. If you couldn't get it right after 3 tries, I doubted you'd be able to not fuck it up after 4. Why did you have to prove me right? |
>> | No. 14495
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Shouldn't that be "let's"? |
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>>14495 |
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>>14495 |
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>>14494 |
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>>14493 |
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>>14495 |
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>>14499 |
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Can you please just pick up the roll of bog roll and stick it on the fucking holder? I mean really, did you really have to leave three sheets on the holder only so you could use half a fucking roll and leave it on the cistern? Really? Sort it out. Use that loo roll or chuck it. There is no try, just fucking move that roll onto the holder. |
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14504
>>14501 |
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14505
Some bellend crossed a road with oncoming traffic the other day knowing full well that he'd cause problems in order to look hard to his mates. |
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>>14501 |
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"Vines" piss me off because they're not funny. |
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>>14508 |
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003835.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() You don't get enough peas in the small tins for an adult man to have with his tea but the big tins contain far too much. The same problem exists with beans unless you like to have your entire meal swimming in the sauce. |
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>>14509 |
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12343011_H.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>14510 |
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$_12[1].jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>14510 |
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>>14509 |
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>>14518 |
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>>14514 |
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>>14519 |
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>>14514 |
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>>14525 |
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14544
My dear Father just accused me of stirring my coffee "like a woman". Apparently one should obnoxiously whisk their coffee in the manner of an idiot baker to avoid being outed as some sort of café-transvestite. |
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>>14544 |
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>>14555 |
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>>14544 |
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>>14544 |
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>>14544 |
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Whenever my dad compares me to a woman or implies I'm unmanly or a member of the gays (I work in nursing, so it happens fairly regularly) I just start mincing about the room and do my best impression of Fred from the B52s. |
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>>14555 |
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>>14565 |
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womans-hand-holding-lit-cigarette-george-marks[1].jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>14572 |
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Tube strike in London, and the number of rusty-chained, uninflated tyres sporting, trundling along at 10mph come rain, shine or red light numpties is through the roof. Worse yet, the carbon biked eedjits finally making true in their promise to cycle to work, stand up sprinting to their awesome pace of 15mph, all the while salmoning up to to the front at lights because clearly they are the king of the hill, sprinter jersey and ace all rolled into one. That and Boris Bikes out the wazoo... |
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>>14570 |
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Morrison's 'reduced' stickers that say 25p or similar, but scan through at full price. No doubt enough people don't notice to make it worth their while, because this happens every fucking time. |
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>>14576 |
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>>14577 |
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>>14558 |
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>>14578 |
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>>14580 |
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1310408441466[1].jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>14584 |
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>>14586 |
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14588
Kids being brought up on tablets and mobile phones |
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vape-devices-c.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>14590 |
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>14592>>14590 |
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>>14593 |
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>>14592 |
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>>14597 |
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>>14598 |
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Had a lovely chat with an artsy photography lady today, but now I can't find her on Facebook. Wish I'd asked for her number. I am an arse. |
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>>14599 |
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>>14600 |
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My coworker asked me to feel her arse today because she's 'proud of it'. It was fantastic. That's all well and good but she's a lezzer, and now I just have to have an angry, disappointed wank. |
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>>14604 |
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>>14607 |
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>>14608 |
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>>14608 |
>> | No. 14611
14611
Ugh, just fucking ugh. |
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Laptop LEDs. |
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>>14612 |
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>>14609>>14610 |
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>>14612 |
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IMG_20140501_094354339_HDR.jpg ![]() ![]() ![]() >>14612 |
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>>14616 |
>> | No. 14618
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I get so used to not eating for days that when I finally go to the shop and buy food even eating a bowl of muesli hits my stomach like a freight train and I'm left feeling violently sick and all too aware of how silly I am. |
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>>14618 |
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>>14588 |
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>>14616 |
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>>14621 |
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>>14619 |
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>>14630 |
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>>14631 |
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>>14633 |
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>>14632 |
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