[ rss / options / help ]
post ]
[ b / iq / g / zoo ] [ e / news / lab ] [ v / nom / pol / eco / emo / 101 / shed ]
[ art / A / beat / boo / com / fat / job / lit / map / mph / poof / £$€¥ / spo / uhu / uni / x / y ] [ * | sfw | o ]
logo
stuffwehate

Return ] Entire Thread ] First 100 posts ] Last 50 posts ]

Posting mode: Reply [First 100 posts]
Reply ]
Subject   (reply to 14492)
Message
File  []
close
iStock_000006502434XSmall-300x219.jpg
144921449214492
>> No. 14492 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:15 am
14492 Minor rants and piss-offs. MK II Locked
As there are lot of threads with few replies - lets keep the small stuff in one place.

Random things that have pissed you off lately.


(Sorry to the lad who posted, grammar is golden in these parts).
Expand all images.
>> No. 14493 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:17 am
14493 spacer

Untitled.png
144931449314493
I got a new suit and everything.
>> No. 14494 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:17 am
14494 spacer
I shouldn't even be surprised at this stage. If you couldn't get it right after 3 tries, I doubted you'd be able to not fuck it up after 4. Why did you have to prove me right?
>> No. 14495 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:17 am
14495 spacer
Shouldn't that be "let's"?
>> No. 14496 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:19 am
14496 spacer
>>14495
>>14494
Oh fuck you both.

I'm off to bed.
>> No. 14497 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:19 am
14497 spacer
>>14495
Ahahahahahahaha
>> No. 14498 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:22 am
14498 spacer
>>14494
This.
>> No. 14499 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:24 am
14499 spacer
>>14493
So why didn't you go to your interview?
>> No. 14500 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:26 am
14500 spacer
>>14495
You lot are a pack of absolute rotters and I feel honored to have shared this moment with you.
>> No. 14501 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:27 am
14501 spacer
>>14499
I did. Wasted a whole day going to it, £30 on the train, and a whole two days preparing for it. Fucking angry.
>> No. 14503 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:35 am
14503 spacer
Can you please just pick up the roll of bog roll and stick it on the fucking holder? I mean really, did you really have to leave three sheets on the holder only so you could use half a fucking roll and leave it on the cistern? Really? Sort it out. Use that loo roll or chuck it. There is no try, just fucking move that roll onto the holder.
>> No. 14504 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:37 am
14504 spacer
>>14501
Seems a right cunt move to send you something like that then.
>> No. 14505 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 2:14 am
14505 spacer
Some bellend crossed a road with oncoming traffic the other day knowing full well that he'd cause problems in order to look hard to his mates.

Because of that I got home a little later because the road was fucked up and I'm pretty sure they're the same lads who thought it was funny to kick a bird to death near my driveway as I was having a cigarette.

Just lads who think they're rough when they'd get seven shades of shit kicked out of them if they did this shit only a mile away.
>> No. 14507 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 11:55 am
14507 spacer
>>14501
Kinda obvious but have you tried ringing or directly emailing someone to inform them of the fault in the system?

Although it does make me wonder whether I actually want to work for a company when parts of their application system are outrageously broken. Recently applied for a job at a very high profile international firm and had to grapple with a great deal of broken links and links leading to non-existent information.

I often feel the desire to phone up and abuse HR staff who reject me from jobs without any kind of constructive criticism. Usually I don't in case I ever want to apply there again.
>> No. 14508 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 12:13 pm
14508 spacer
"Vines" piss me off because they're not funny.
>> No. 14509 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 12:33 pm
14509 spacer
>>14508

Honestly anything to do with twitter is shit. It's the worst on-line community, worse than youtube comments.
>> No. 14510 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 12:55 pm
14510 spacer

003835.jpg
145101451014510
You don't get enough peas in the small tins for an adult man to have with his tea but the big tins contain far too much. The same problem exists with beans unless you like to have your entire meal swimming in the sauce.

Theoretically I should just be able to stick half of a big tin in the fridge but that is always is a state of overflow from milk and cream cheese (and all the shit my roommates shove in there). The Freezer is in a worse state.
>> No. 14511 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 12:59 pm
14511 spacer
>>14509
I don't think twitter is a 'community' any more than a mobile service provider is.
>> No. 14512 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:06 pm
14512 spacer

12343011_H.jpg
145121451214512
>>14510
Same with mushy peas and baked beans. I just want a little to go with my fry-up, I don't want to be eating nothing but fucking legumes.
>> No. 14514 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:10 pm
14514 spacer

$_12[1].jpg
145141451414514
>>14510

These little round ones are enough to hold exactly half a tin and take up hardly any space in the fridge. You can get them from poundland, I've got loads of them. Very useful.
>> No. 14518 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:15 pm
14518 spacer
>>14509
I don't end up on Twitter very often (don't even have an account), but averaging from what I've seen between the two, Twitter sees nothing close to the levels of rampant idiocy found in YouTube comments.

>>14512
Has anyone tried those tubs of baked beans? How long do they actually last after you open them?
>> No. 14519 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:19 pm
14519 spacer
>>14518

Twitter's worse because it's full of over-sensitive "celebrities" who think they're being bullied, when they get the same treatment everyone else has been getting on the internet for decades.
>> No. 14520 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:30 pm
14520 spacer
>>14519
I realised after posting that I probably only end up on Twitter when I'm reading posts by someone for whom I already have a modicum of respect, whereas my YouTube habits are all over the place.
>> No. 14522 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 1:42 pm
14522 spacer
>>14514
Cheers.
>> No. 14525 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 2:32 pm
14525 spacer
>>14519
Twitter has made me lose a lot of respect for various celebrities. These articles are worth a read.

http://richardhcooper.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/look-at-conduct-of-graham-linehan-and.html

http://comedychat.co.uk/2012/09/05/comedians-using-their-fans-for-co-ordinated-safety-in-numbers-bullying/
>> No. 14530 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 3:53 pm
14530 spacer
>>14514
Except don't get them from poundland, I made that mistake and I basically had leakages, left, right and centre. Get the ones from Tesco - the seal is much tighter and thicker and will ensure your bag isn't swimming in gravy.

My own personal rant:

I was in the gym yesterday, thought I'd got for a nice cycle as the spinning classes aren't on and I'd have the entire floor to myself. As I'm cycling, some woman, assuming staff, walks over to the PA / sound system, turns it on, and puts on the most god-awful, 90's dance you could imagine (think Darude-remixes).
My issue was with the fucking volume, it was outrageously loud, and this is coming from someone who frequents gigs regularly.

In fact I hate that - that need to randomly turn up the volume of (shit) music at parties and events. As some kind of means of encouraging people to let loose and dance. Fuck right off and leave me to my conversation.
>> No. 14531 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 3:58 pm
14531 spacer
>>14530
I know how you feel

Everytime I'm in work I can relax until someone decides they want the radio on and they turn it on to Capital FM. I wouldn't mind pop music but they repeat the same songs every hour.
>> No. 14532 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 4:10 pm
14532 spacer
>>14531

Mate, had the same issue. Luckily, by the grace of some annoyed worker, we all got an email to keep the music off.

Thank you disgruntled professor.

If it really bothers you, a quiet word with HR (who love all these internal conflict spats), would at least require them to send an email around.
>> No. 14533 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 5:05 pm
14533 spacer
>>14525
>http://richardhcooper.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/look-at-conduct-of-graham-linehan-and.html
That's one of the least interesting things I've ever read. Thanks for reminding me why I don't bother with fucking Twitter, I suppose.
>> No. 14537 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 6:22 pm
14537 spacer
>>14525
Ah yes, I remember seeing that Noel Fielding screenshot in a /v/ thread. The man is an utter twat.
>> No. 14544 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 6:45 pm
14544 spacer
My dear Father just accused me of stirring my coffee "like a woman". Apparently one should obnoxiously whisk their coffee in the manner of an idiot baker to avoid being outed as some sort of café-transvestite.
>> No. 14555 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 8:34 pm
14555 spacer
>>14544

This whole "emasculation" mode of insults is boring and tired in this day and age.

I give your dad some slack as he's from a different time, but hearing lads say things like "oi m8, thats what a woman would do" or like you've described, is just pathetic.

Yawn.
>> No. 14558 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 8:42 pm
14558 spacer
>>14555
>in this day and age.

I know right, anyone who isn't a gendersuperfluid pansexual seamonkey in this day and age should just shut the hell up about everything.
>> No. 14562 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 8:49 pm
14562 spacer
>>14544
Tell him he throws insults like a girl.
>> No. 14563 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 8:49 pm
14563 spacer
>>14544

My father used to insult me for being emotionally attached to women.

"I think it's time for a trade-in."
"I can trade in my phone?"
"I meant your girlfriend."
"I'm in love with her..."
"Don't act like a faggot."
>> No. 14565 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 8:53 pm
14565 spacer
>>14544
Maybe you should remove the bracelet and rings from your stirring hand.

Though according to that smoking thread I think I smoke like a girl due to the way I hold my cigarette. I've been swapping techniques. So far I like the stealth grip.
>> No. 14568 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 9:51 pm
14568 spacer
Whenever my dad compares me to a woman or implies I'm unmanly or a member of the gays (I work in nursing, so it happens fairly regularly) I just start mincing about the room and do my best impression of Fred from the B52s.
>> No. 14570 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 10:17 pm
14570 spacer
>>14555

>In this day and age

He's hardly an old man. He likes to pretend he is but he was born in the 60's and spent the 90's dancing about to that most macho of men Jarvis Cocker.

Everyday we grow stronger and they grow weaker .gs, this is why they say these things. We'll see who's the woman when I'm holding insulin shots.
>> No. 14572 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 10:26 pm
14572 spacer
>>14565
>smoke like a girl

How the bollock does one achieve this? Do you tie a little ribbon bow on the filter before you light up? I'm mystified.

That's probably a thing in Japan. Those girls will put rhinestones on anything.
>> No. 14573 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 10:34 pm
14573 spacer

womans-hand-holding-lit-cigarette-george-marks[1].jpg
145731457314573
>>14572

Holding the cigarette like this.
>> No. 14574 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 10:37 pm
14574 spacer
Tube strike in London, and the number of rusty-chained, uninflated tyres sporting, trundling along at 10mph come rain, shine or red light numpties is through the roof. Worse yet, the carbon biked eedjits finally making true in their promise to cycle to work, stand up sprinting to their awesome pace of 15mph, all the while salmoning up to to the front at lights because clearly they are the king of the hill, sprinter jersey and ace all rolled into one. That and Boris Bikes out the wazoo...

Sure, makes a change from boris bicunts using them as dodgems, but 'kin 'ell, geta grip and lose that death wish!
>> No. 14575 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 10:51 pm
14575 spacer
>>14570

https://www.youtube.com/v/gYuoOazvbyM
>> No. 14576 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 11:38 pm
14576 spacer
Morrison's 'reduced' stickers that say 25p or similar, but scan through at full price. No doubt enough people don't notice to make it worth their while, because this happens every fucking time.
>> No. 14577 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 11:48 pm
14577 spacer
>>14576

Maybe, if you're clumsy enough to scan the items bar code and not the bar code of the reduced sticker... then yes, that happens.

As a connoisseur of the reduced section, I know a thing or two about reduced labels. If it says 25p, it is 25p. The machine prints the bar code for the reduced price. There is no fiddling to be done.

Be sure to be more careful in future and report back with results, as I've never had this problem in all the years I've supermarket hopped in the evening to get good deals.
>> No. 14578 Anonymous
29th April 2014
Tuesday 11:55 pm
14578 spacer
>>14577
In Morrisons you sometimes find the staff haven't applied the yellow sticker properly. Before now I've had multiple items there with reductions where the price sticker has been applied but the part with the barcode has not. Cue frantic gesturing toward the attendant.
>> No. 14579 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 12:03 am
14579 spacer
>>14577
Oh, cock off. Do you think I'd stoop to scan the things myself?
>> No. 14580 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 12:05 am
14580 spacer
>>14558
I'm offended and I'm going to write a tumblr post discussing this.
>> No. 14581 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 12:06 am
14581 spacer
>>14578
Oh, and while we're at it, Morrisons. Morrisons. The business founded by one William Morrison. Where's the apostrophe?
>> No. 14582 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 12:15 am
14582 spacer
>>14580

I'm going to write an opinion piece in the Guardian about how it's the fault of men and Tories.
>> No. 14583 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 12:26 am
14583 spacer
>>14582
Then I will rant about it on youtube and bleat on about how no one is checking their privilege. Also that you are a part of rape culture if you don't support my kickstarter project of making a documentary about male-centric rape culture and femqueer, transfat shaming.
>> No. 14584 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 12:46 am
14584 This post is silly stop getting angry.
>>14583

Women are better than men and everyone knows it.

[spoiler]The only thing men are good at is remember more successful men so they can claim that men aren't shit.
>> No. 14585 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 12:51 am
14585 spacer
>>14584

The cocking up of that spoiler is just more evidence of how awful men are.
>> No. 14586 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 12:57 am
14586 spacer

1310408441466[1].jpg
145861458614586
>>14584

>The only thing men are good at is remember more successful men so they can claim that men aren't shit.

What is this even supposed to say? My brain is melting trying to understand it.
>> No. 14587 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 12:58 am
14587 spacer
>>14586

*remembering.

See, look how thick we are, Anon.
>> No. 14588 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 2:07 am
14588 spacer
Kids being brought up on tablets and mobile phones

I'm probably a huge hypocrite as I was brought up on TV, video games and the internet but there's something off-putting about the next generation thinking that to play a video game properly you have to pay for microtransactions. I also say this as I remember going to the arcade and spending all my pocket money there.
>> No. 14589 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 5:45 pm
14589 spacer
>>14588
I read 'tablets' as some kind of Ritalin scaremongering and as an ADHD sufferer was about to have a go at you.
>> No. 14590 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 5:52 pm
14590 spacer
>>14588

Every few weeks, I have a brief moment of existential terror when using my tablet, when I suddenly realise "shitting hell, I'm living in the future". This mundane bit of technology that I got as a free gift in a conference goodiebag was the stuff of science fiction when I was young. I occasionally have the same reaction when I see someone using an electronic cigarette, the concept just seems so fantastical and strange.
>> No. 14592 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 6:18 pm
14592 spacer
>>14590

Yesterday I realised my phone is faster and more useful than my first three PC's. I realised that, paired with bluetooth keyboard, it is far more powerful than the machines I was wowed with as a kid in ICT. As a word processor alone, it is astronomically ahead of the 286 I was amazed by years before.

Obviously I already knew this, but it crystallised yesterday in a way that bowled me over. I also have a raspberry pi sitting next to me at the moment, and it's making me feel dizzy.

Also, you got a tablet in a goodiebag? Nice one Hollywood.
>> No. 14593 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 6:28 pm
14593 spacer

vape-devices-c.jpg
145931459314593
>>14590
Vaporisers do certainly look like they're straight out of Blade Runner.
>> No. 14594 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 7:00 pm
14594 spacer
>14592>>14590

I'm the lad in the /g/ thread with the new Moto G - stepping up from my faithful Nokia 3510i (2002-2014 RIP), it's like taking a caveman's bow and arrow and giving him a laser-guided missile system.
>> No. 14595 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 7:06 pm
14595 spacer
>>14593

They look like Sonic Screwdrivers.
>> No. 14596 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 7:30 pm
14596 spacer
>>14592
Someone I know recently lamented that they were unable to leverage the immense power in their phone to boost the performance of their laptop.
>> No. 14597 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 7:47 pm
14597 spacer
>>14596

For the price of a compatible SD/USB flash drive of... lets say 4gb, they could use Window's own "ReadyBoost" to increase processing speed.
>> No. 14598 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 7:49 pm
14598 spacer
>>14597

Readyboost just uses the flash drive as a disk cache. Unless you have a really high-performance SD card (e.g. Sandisk Extreme Pro) you'd hardly notice the difference over a reasonably fast hard drive and wouldn't see any performance increase over an SSD.
>> No. 14599 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 7:57 pm
14599 spacer
>>14598

Any USB 3.0 stick would do it, surely?

USB sticks don't have the same Class reference system that SD cards use, do they?
>> No. 14600 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 8:05 pm
14600 spacer
Had a lovely chat with an artsy photography lady today, but now I can't find her on Facebook. Wish I'd asked for her number. I am an arse.
>> No. 14601 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 8:06 pm
14601 spacer
>>14599

Most USB drives are really quite slow, because the flash memory is specced for price and capacity rather than performance. They're still flash, so you get slightly better performance than a hard drive for small random reads and writes, but they're nowhere near in the same league as a decent SSD.

A reasonably fast USB 3.0 flash drive will do sustained reads at about 60MB/s, which is comparable to a typical modern hard drive and about 5x slower than a good SSD.
>> No. 14602 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 8:12 pm
14602 spacer
>>14600
I'm fawning over one on a dating site. She is perfect... Only thing is that I haven't messaged her, and I know she won't reply. Sage for emo shite.
>> No. 14603 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 8:35 pm
14603 spacer
>>14602

Only way I've ever got replies on a dating site. Is by shotgunning a bunch of generic messages and a large group of women. I don't think I've ever had a reply to a message I've actually sat down and thought about. Which is a shame because women generally don't like when you take the shotgun approach to on-line dating, and I would definitely prefer not to do it .
>> No. 14604 Anonymous
30th April 2014
Wednesday 9:12 pm
14604 spacer
>>14603
Ugh, thought about this too.

I think the main issue is pictures. I've done my research and found out that the idea one is where; 1) You're outside 2) You look like you're having fun and 3) Optional, handling a small animal.

And of course it helps immensely if you're attractive and showing a bit of flesh.

I can't stand profile pictures so I opted for the usual webcam one, which in fairness turned out ok, but it did make my face look a little fat...
>> No. 14606 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 12:39 am
14606 spacer
My coworker asked me to feel her arse today because she's 'proud of it'. It was fantastic. That's all well and good but she's a lezzer, and now I just have to have an angry, disappointed wank.
>> No. 14607 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 1:19 am
14607 spacer
>>14604
A bit of flesh, but keep your shirt on. Hint, don't show. Think three buttons undone, not topless. Unless you're on a meat market like tindr or PoF, in which case go nuts.

Other than that, shotgunning and effort have roughly the same effort-to-response ratio which is slightly disheartening, but then it's humans we're talking about. It's hard to tell the difference between "took an interest" and "creepy stalker" in a few lines of text.
>> No. 14608 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 1:25 am
14608 spacer
>>14607
To be fair, I'm also as superficial as the lasses. I see one that's a bit fat, and/or aesthetically challenged, and I just avoid.

Out of curiosity, what do you write in a "shot-gun" message?
>> No. 14609 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 1:30 am
14609 spacer
>>14608
"Let's get married tonight or I'll blow your brains out."
>> No. 14610 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 1:44 am
14610 spacer
>>14608
Something fairly generic, basically:
"Hey there,

I read your profile and I think we've got a few things in common, would you like to meet for coffee sometime next week?

--Me"

It's as shit as it sounds, but it beats any of the built-in "wink", "nudge" or whatever mechanisms on dating sites.
>> No. 14611 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 3:07 am
14611 spacer
Ugh, just fucking ugh.

So for the last two days I've been like "why's my laptop running so slow?" I did a bunch of scans, asked my dad about it, made sure everything was up to date, and it was apparently fine, just running like crap. But just now I go to change the screen brightness and lo and behold it's been on "power saver" ever since I took it to the library on Monday.

If, and he probably won't, but if my dad asks you about this, just tell I sorted it and nothing else, right?
>> No. 14612 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 5:34 am
14612 spacer
Laptop LEDs.

I can't turn my laptop off at the moment, because I fried the old hard drive and had to stick a new one in and put linux on it, and a side effect of all this is- bizarrely- that I have to do a static reboot every time I turn the laptop off. This means I have to leave the thing in Suspend whilst I go to sleep.

The amount of light the thing puts out when it's sleeping- Jesus Christ. I have to stack shit up around it in an elaborate manner to be able to get some shut eye. My old laptop was worse; the power button used to produce this pulsing blue light, and you just can't sleep through that shit.

Why do they feel the need to build laptops that could put a rave to shame, even when they're asleep? It doesn't add functionality. I could understand it when it's on, but what's the point when it's effectively off?
>> No. 14613 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 5:36 am
14613 spacer
>>14612

It's a laptop. Put it in another room or the closet.
>> No. 14614 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 9:21 am
14614 spacer
>>14609>>14610

I see, I've been well over-cooking it then.
>> No. 14615 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 9:24 am
14615 spacer
>>14612

Black electrical tape over the LED.

Had the same issue with my smoke detector - the fools that designed the room didn't have a person sleeping in mind, so it's directly above my head and it glows green and blinks red every minute or so. A really effective means of torture.
>> No. 14616 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 9:48 am
14616 spacer

IMG_20140501_094354339_HDR.jpg
146161461614616
>>14612
A small, cover-up-able LED is keeping you awake? Let me cry you a little tear. This window and light is directly above the bed, which is attached to the wall. The curtains hang down onto the bed so if I move at all during the night I'll hit them and they'll part slightly and I get a beam of orange light in my face.
>> No. 14617 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 11:14 am
14617 spacer
>>14616
Bit of black electrical tape over the floodlight should fix that one.
>> No. 14618 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 1:45 pm
14618 spacer
I get so used to not eating for days that when I finally go to the shop and buy food even eating a bowl of muesli hits my stomach like a freight train and I'm left feeling violently sick and all too aware of how silly I am.

My tummy hurts.
>> No. 14619 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 2:37 pm
14619 spacer
>>14618

Muesli is actually quite tough on the gut, all fibers, sugar and dairy (if you use milk). I'd recommend trying some oats, eggs, toast or crackers for a first meal.
>> No. 14620 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 4:09 pm
14620 spacer
>>14588
Pike the games I know how you feel mate. What about the effects on eyesight?
>> No. 14621 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 4:53 pm
14621 spacer
>>14616
Turn it off if it's your house or complain to the neighbours that it's keeping you up.
>> No. 14622 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 5:26 pm
14622 spacer
>>14621
>Turn it off if it's your house

Your critical thinking skills never quite developed, did they?
>> No. 14623 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 8:25 pm
14623 spacer
>>14622
It's .gs, I never assume that people are capable of acting logically until proven otherwise.

He could share the house and feel unable to change anything outside his room because of autistic fears.
>> No. 14624 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 8:42 pm
14624 spacer
>>14623
How would your advice help in that case?
>> No. 14625 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 9:04 pm
14625 spacer
>>14624
By making him feel like a numpty for not facing his fears?
>> No. 14626 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 9:06 pm
14626 spacer
>>14625
So it wouldn't help, you were just trying to make him feel bad?
>> No. 14627 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 9:47 pm
14627 spacer
>>14626
Feeling like a numpty is the first step to effecting change.

I feel like numpty is an underused word, it conveys the message of being an idiot in a patronising but less strong way that calling them a retard or something.
>> No. 14628 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 9:51 pm
14628 spacer
>>14627
Ah, you're a graduate of the Rube Goldberg School of Being Helpful. Did you study in the Chaos Theory block?
>> No. 14629 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 10:20 pm
14629 spacer
>>14619
Sainsbury's often has almond (Alpro) or oat (Oatly) milk on offer for about a £1/litre. Get the cheapest porridge you can get (worst case you'll have to chew your porridge) and you have a mostly allergen free (except for gluten), really quite nice breakfast.
>> No. 14630 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 10:54 pm
14630 spacer
>>14629
Selling milk by the litre instead of the pint? ARE NIGE is right, time to cut the ties with europe.
>> No. 14631 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 10:59 pm
14631 spacer
>>14630
In all honesty, imperial units need to die.
>> No. 14632 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 11:00 pm
14632 spacer
>>14631
Why?
>> No. 14633 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 11:20 pm
14633 spacer
>>14632
Because buying milk by the pint is an impediment to science and to progress, and a tool by which cynical retail giants can rip off consumers who can't make a rational decision when faced with multiple unit systems.
>> No. 14634 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 11:25 pm
14634 spacer
>>14633
It's not like it has '568ml' written on the side or anything.
>> No. 14635 Anonymous
1st May 2014
Thursday 11:31 pm
14635 spacer
>>14632
It's stupid and obtuse and slowing our progress down as a species.

Amerifarts still use it, and it's a logical clusterfuck.
1251 posts omitted. First 100 posts shown.

Return ] Entire Thread ] First 100 posts ] Last 50 posts ]
whiteline

Delete Post []
Password