I have an odd habit of waking up after a night out with lots of money. Not just change, like forty to sixty quid.

>>16077

You probably take your card out with you and get out 100 quid at the end of the night, spend some and wake up made up that you have some left.

>>16078
I don't do that though. I check my statement.

>>16077

Does your mouth taste more salty than usual?

>>16080
Thankfully no.

>>16081
Beefy, perhaps?

>>16082
I am positive that you are incorrect.

>>16085
Loads of stuff could have gone down, you never know

You could have been drunken mugging.

I once woke up with car keys in my pocket. I have never owned a car.

>>16077

I have a tendency, when quasi-blackout drunk, to take the maximum £300 out of the cashpoint, usually at around 3-4 am. I have no idea why I do this but it must be some kind of neuro-sympathetic defense mechanism "Whatever happens to me now, at least I can pay for a cab to just about anywhere!".

>>16093

I think a cab to Kathmandu will cost a bit more than that m8.

> At least now I have my microphone and I can take the piss out of people all night on tf2 I suppose.

>>16093

Or hookers.

>>16097

You can pay for a hooker to take you anywhere you need to go? Do they carry you or drive?

>>16098

Presumably you ride them.