Incidentally, does anyone have a remedy for burn pain that can be made with household items? It's not too bad right now but I'm drunk, so I imagine that in the morning it's going to be a cunt.

>Beat that one. I bet you can't.
I don't want to.

Don't worry about it, just try not to aggravate it. Maybe put some salve on it if you can, otherwise keep it clean and deal with it. Doesn't look too bad.

I'm still suffering second degree burns all across my knuckles because I was frying bacon in a wok. I mainly use my wok for stir-fries, and immediately after adding the ingredients I start shaking the pan about to toss the meat and veg about in a vague impression of Ken Hom. This time I was only frying a few measly strips of a bacon in too much oil, and when I habitually attempted the same manoeuvre, hot oil splashed all over my hand.


>>16256

Yellow mustard, the weak American kind. It really does help soothe the heat of the burn. Raw, finely grated potato peelings are also supposed to work reasonably well, but they didn't provide any significant relief in my case.

Right lads, going out for another one. Wish me luck.

>>16255
Shouldn't such homoeroticism really belong in /y/? I'm not sure what "embers" are (or what you mean by "burnt") but it's a bit rude to be playing on your phone while engaged in such activities.

>And the title of most pathetic .gs user goes to...
HKlad surely?

>>16260
Pathetic?

Mate, he's got a 10/10 Asian bird who lets him spaff in her arse... in the 30º heat.

>>16262

Yeah, there's nothing like a tropical climate to really drive home the wondrous nature of a human anus.

It's not hurting but it is quite swollen. Should I pop it like a blister?

>>16265
I'd just write off the whole arm, m8.

>>16265
No, never pop burn blisters: just keep the area dry and clean, leave it the fuck alone and learn from your mistakes.

This stuff is super on blisters. Gets rid of them and heals the area within 24 hours.

>>16270
Can you turn it into Meth?

>>16271

What is "Meth," officer?

>>16270
Absolutely fantastic for itchy bums too. I have a dread fear of having an itchy bum so I take sudocrem with me where'er I go.

>>16273
What is wrong with you?

>>16273
Fucking hell, as phobias go that's pretty unique.

>>16276
It's not really a phobia, I'm not scared of other people having itchy bums, but there is little worse than being kept up late at night before an important day with an itching bum.

>>16279
Just give it a good itch! You might like it.

U WOT M8

>>16279
Do you have a haemorrhoid? I too have found that Sudocrem is excellent for an itchy bum, but I know that my itchiness is because of my haemorrhoid.

It's nice to find someone else who understands my itchy bum troubles.

>>16283

You need to try that Embarrasing Bodies. Here's a pic from that programme posted in the hope, through medical advice, we can all recognise our symptoms. Get your bumgrapes on the telly for .gs lad.