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>> No. 17007 Anonymous
28th October 2014
Tuesday 6:44 pm
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1. Flap to pull it open this corner
2. Ham angles the other way

Jesus Christ it don't half annoy me.


Yes I know the image is wrong but I couldn't find another one.
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>> No. 17008 Anonymous
28th October 2014
Tuesday 7:21 pm
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Just buy your ham in a neat stack, problem sorted.

I hope you realise that you're paying extra for the privilege of having having your ham spread out on a platter, you daft ponce
>> No. 17009 Anonymous
28th October 2014
Tuesday 7:45 pm
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>>17008
That first one looks like sliced meat to me, lad. The one you have there looks like some sort of reformed meat, added water, Tesco Basics, poverty ham.
>> No. 17010 Anonymous
28th October 2014
Tuesday 7:46 pm
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YES! YES! I hate that crap. I have drag half a pack's worth of salami out each time I want a sandwich, then sort of force it back in, all because someone put the slicer machine on backwards.
>> No. 17011 Anonymous
28th October 2014
Tuesday 8:20 pm
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>>17009
>reformed meat, added water, Tesco Basics, poverty ham.

How dare you.

Did you ever think about how that lovely succulent and refined delicacy, feels about being referred to as poverty meat?

Did you ever stop to consider how its offspring might be traumatised by hearing the things you called their father?
>> No. 17012 Anonymous
28th October 2014
Tuesday 8:53 pm
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>>17009
In essence yes, poverty ham is shite, but get 5 fucking slices is taking the piss. I
>> No. 17013 Anonymous
28th October 2014
Tuesday 9:51 pm
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>>17012
Just because there are more slices in the poverty ham doesn't mean there's more actual meat in it. Anyway, there are six slices.
>> No. 17014 Anonymous
28th October 2014
Tuesday 10:19 pm
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>>17013
The number of slices is unimportant.
It's pissing wafer thin, that's the problem.

Let's do the maths.
http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=285574270
Tesco value cooked ham, 10 slices, 113g. £0.55p
Ingredients: 78% pork.
This equals 88g of ham for 55p

http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=285594614
Tesco crumby ham, 5(?) slices, 120g, £2.00p
Ingredients: 98% pork (Near enough 100%)
This is 88g of ham for £1.46

Even when you take into account that there is a lot of water in the poverty ham, it's still about a third of the price. Is it really worth it? They taste pretty much the same, and are identical in terms of the preservatives that have been added.

Part of the extra cost is for the larger packaging, most of which is just empty space.
>> No. 17015 Anonymous
28th October 2014
Tuesday 10:24 pm
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>>17014

There we go - if you truly want value, get one of those big fuck-off Polish sausages for a quid. You can slice them any which you want.
>> No. 17016 Anonymous
28th October 2014
Tuesday 10:27 pm
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>>17015
But what would I have to put my Polish sausage in? I'd have to go and get some Polish baps too.
>> No. 17017 Anonymous
28th October 2014
Tuesday 10:34 pm
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>>17016

I'd put my Polish sausage in her Polish ba- wait there isn't actually a woman here that we're talking about is there. Damn.
>> No. 17018 Anonymous
28th October 2014
Tuesday 10:37 pm
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>>17016
Anything really - you can thinly slice it and whack it into a sandwhich. Cube it and fry it. Eat it cold with some pickles. Unlock the magic lads.
>> No. 17019 Anonymous
28th October 2014
Tuesday 11:57 pm
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>>17014
They're not going to be made from the same cuts of pork though are they? Hope you enjoy your poverty meat finest arseholes and ears mate.

I don't trust cheap meat. If you're getting 8 burgers for a quid then you shouldn't really be too surprised to find bits of horseshoe in there.
>> No. 17020 Anonymous
29th October 2014
Wednesday 12:08 am
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>>17019
What exactly is wrong with eating a pigs ear or even an arsehole?

You do realise that

a) They are washed / handled with care as standard
b) People have been doing this for millenia?
c) You sound like a proper ponce.
>> No. 17021 Anonymous
29th October 2014
Wednesday 12:20 am
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>>17019
>They're not going to be made from the same cuts of pork though are they?
You realise this is Tesco you're talking about here? It literally comes off the same production lines. Of course they'll be made from the same mechanically recovered and processed meat. The expensive one will have 25% more meat for thrice the price.
>> No. 17022 Anonymous
29th October 2014
Wednesday 12:23 am
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>>17021
>Of course they'll be made from the same mechanically recovered and processed meat.
The breaded ones tend to be sliced ham as opposed to reformed ham.

(I don't remember ever seeing reformed ham sliced with breaded corners but I dare say it exists. Probably Polish.)
>> No. 17023 Anonymous
29th October 2014
Wednesday 12:30 am
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>>17020

Depends on the washing. Consider yourself, given the choice would you rather eat a rinsed arse or a rinsed elbow, of a whatever for the sake of argument? Irradiated or acid washed arse or elbow? Probably no difference in the latter, but in the former I would certainly have a preference.

Anecdotally I was unfortunately unlucky enough to eat a pack of <local shop> basic ham. One of the pieces on my butty looked like an actual arse, all puckered with a hole in the middle. I was gagging for the rest of the day.
>> No. 17024 Anonymous
29th October 2014
Wednesday 1:44 am
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I don't really care about your problem but I'd like you to know I'm now going to use "ham angles" as a euphemism for fannies.

eg:check out the ham angles on this mifter
>> No. 17025 Anonymous
29th October 2014
Wednesday 1:58 am
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>>17024
>eg:check out the ham angles on this mifter

I'm going to work that into a meeting tomorrow. Cheers ladm8.

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