Oh no! That's awful news! I will write to my council.

It's impossible to own both a brain and a penis and enjoy soaps.

>>17197
It's true. I have quite the collection of both and enjoy no soaps.

>>17197>>17198
You two should get yourself down to Lush, they do amazing soaps, they're all colourful and, uh, eco-friendly and so on. Very enjoyable.

Sorry

>>17199

I shall never set foot in their stores again after noticing those passive-aggressive bits explaining how to use their products.

>>17224
What, like, put soap on body? I don't get it.

>>17234
Some of them need to be kept in the fridge or something because otherwise they start stinking of day old weed smoke and BO.

The hippie stench.

>>17199

I hate lush because every fucking product in there looks like a delicious cake or confectionery.

They are not delicious.