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>> | No. 20571
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Taking into account the sentiment in the OP of >>17297, time for a new thread. |
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The current maintenance work on the trams in Manchester which in turn makes the train commutes even more of a hassle as you have to walk an extra 15 minutes (30 if it's crowded and people do that stupid thing where they walk slow and occasionally stop in front of you) in between Deansgate and Piccadilly station or take the Oxford road train which is less frequent than Piccadilly. |
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I just chucked up most of my lunch and now I feel utterly physically drained. I can't imagine how bulimics do this on the reg; I feel wrecked and I can feel a headache coming on. It's hard to think that your average stick-thin 14 year old recreational puker is made of sterner stuff than my obviously fragile body. |
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manc way.png >>20577 |
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Google forcing their Android design decisions onto desktop users. |
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diglett.jpg >>20579 |
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I hate how when you're reading a hardback book the dust jacket always seems to slide out of place ever so slightly presenting a crumple risk. It might sounds like a minor issue but a decent condition dust jacket can often fetch more in value than the book itself. |
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4594_94627814472_5449353_n.jpg >>20571 |
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I've missed the best days of Summer my corner of blighty has had so far this year, housebound with the bastard flu. |
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I've eaten too many clementines today and now I've got a bit of sloppy uncertainty with my arse. |
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barry.jpg >>20627 |
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I'm attempting a career change, and I keep getting very polite emails explaining that I'm simultaneously overqualified and lacking experience for their training positions. |
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linuxmintisrael.jpg >>20635 |
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Bakeries and biscuit companies using the word "thin" as a noun. |
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millibeans.jpg >>20628 |
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They should rename Who Do You Think You Are? 'Second World War Stories'. |
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I would really like BBC documentaries to stop using that one fucking The XX track over and over whenever they need to on-so-subtly underline that 'this depicted situation is sad, feel sad now, here are the over-reverbed guitar chords we always use to indicate that you should feel sad.' |
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Affectionately called Sports Soccer or Soccer Sport in most of the circles I hang about in. |
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It's 2015 and Mozilla still hasn't pushed out a 64-bit production build of Firefox on Windows. |
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My testicles are really a weak spot, they're so soft and exposed. I might buy an athletic cup. |
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RJCS-1[1].jpg >>20735 |
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Authors who write themselves into their own works of fiction should be put against a wall and shot. Only an American has it in himself to be so utterly classless. Tsh. |
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I'm slightly unsure what you see as an author writing themselves into the work as being. |
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What about Slaughterhouse-Five? |
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Potatoes are overrated. |
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WIN_20150825_09_56_00_Pro.jpg I was asked to invigilate an exam as a last resort as they were short of people to do it. Now I'm sitting here at the back of a disgusting, uncomfortable lecture theatre doing some work when I could be sat in my office because there are FIVE OTHER FUCKING INVIGILATORS HERE. |
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Gypsies. Hitler had the right idea about them. |
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>>20777 |
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Gypsies. The world would objectively be a better place without them. |
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Drunk racists who keep repeating themselves for attention. |
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gypsy-caravan-elle-11.jpg >>20795 |
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I was once taking my favourite country road out of town and as soon as I turned onto it I hit an immediate roadblock of scruffy-looking cars parking up on both sides of the road and whole families of people getting out, there were probably in the region of 500 people that I had to negotiate my car through before I got past the cemetery they were all heading to, and then they were all gone. It was later printed in the Ull Derly Merl that there had been some gypsy grandparent that had died and travelling families had been coming from all over the country to the funeral. |
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hull-fair[1].jpg >>20807 |
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They are both words which are used to describe the Romani people. The reason the word Gypsy has negative connotations is because of it's use to describe travelling people who aren't always Romani. I pointed this out in my first post. The Sinti are, in fact, Romani. I think you might be confusing them with the arab Ashkalis, but regardless, if Gypsy is derogatory then so is Sinti and being an uppity twat about it makes you look like you're spoiling for a fight or something. |
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Just call them gypos or pikeys and have done with it. |
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Back onto things that should go into Room /101/, the rag and bone men around here have got a fucking van. Back home they had horses and whatever they'd strung together as a cart, they were proper gyp--...Irish travellers. A van is just cheating. |
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Job centre shenanigans but sage for not posting in /job/ but I'm not asking for advice or anything just a bit of a vent. |
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This past weekend I have returned an item to Amazon. The package was to go via Royal Mail's "Tracked Returns 48" service. Let's start with the "48" part. To the untrained eye, in the same way that "24" means delivery within 24 hours, the "48" might mean delivery within 48 hours. I left the parcel at the local PO on Friday morning, which should mean that even if it's not collected until close-of-business, it should arrive on Monday (Sunday being a non-post day). On Monday night, Amazon still had no knowledge of me ever having sent it. Let's turn to another part of that recipe: the "Tracked" part. As of Monday night, the tracking log had a single entry on it, namely that I'd handed it over on Friday morning. No indication that it might have reached a depot, or anything like that. When they finally delivered it this morning, they eventually deigned to record it on the tracking log at around 6pm. |
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>>20841>>20842 |
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Apologies in advance for the long post, I'm just thinking out loud. |
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For about the fourth month in a row, EE have sent me another message claiming that my account is in arrears. This is actually correct, in that I haven't actually paid them anything. I haven't paid them anything because I set up a Direct Debit. I confirmed with them twice over the phone that it was there and linked to me account. I confirmed with the bank twice that it was there and ready to take payment. The bank have also confirmed that no transaction has been declined. The balance remains outstanding because EE are lazy pieces of shit who can't even be bothered to reach into my pockets when I've given them a fucking open invitation to do so. |
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Americanisms. |
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_77176678_vespula_vulgaris_1.jpg Some fucking cunt wasp managed to land right near my ear without me hearing it and I proceeded to poke at it while wondering what was in my hair. So of course I got stung right behind my ear. |
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Yuri.jpg The visual metaphors in "The Secrets of Quantum Physics" are about 3 times more confusing than the science. |
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Whenever my other half cooks the likes of ravioli or tortellini she always drowns it in sauce when all it needs is a bit of oil/butter and perhaps a dusting of cheese. |
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Eon keeps sending me my electricity bills on Sundays. |
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People who say 'basically' when they are explaining something. Who do they think they are fooling? |
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crap haiku.jpg >>20571 |
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It's actually going to be September in 1 hours 54 minutes. What a blasted nightmare. |
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• I have elderly neighbours who don't "believe" in recycling. |
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Spent the last few days tearing my hair out trying to figure out why my laptop was running so slowly. It turns out that the thing was caked in dust, so the cooling fan wasn't working properly. It needed nothing more than a firm blow through the air intake. I'm supposed to be a bloody professional. |
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>Splitting image |
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Children. Specifically my own, again. |
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Its started getting cold again and I've yet to adapt to the looming change in season nor the fact that its the time of year where I can never be too sure what time it is by looking out the window. |
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This: |
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Hal Cruttenden. |
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If humanity ever wishes to take to the stars and colonise outer space we must eliminate the scourge known as "talk radio". |
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120125-bully[1].jpg >>21001 |
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Tough mudder. Namely, people who do not shut up about it. |
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CKflccOUcAEiqtH[1].jpg >>21006 |
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People who keep saying "autist", like this was some kind of 4chan or something. |
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s-l1000[1].jpg >>21022 |
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Marrows. They taste a bit funny and they're so big. My Dad grows them in his garden, and he keeps trying to offload some onto me. I can make use of maybe a quarter of a marrow per week, before I'm sick of it. |
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1441819924002[1].jpg Europe destroying itself. |
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If I were an immigrant, I would become a reindeer herdsman in northern Finland. |
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I was thinking of a sick prank where I would fabricate a fake letter from the council stating that; "The home-owner has been selected to temporarily host a refugee family, and must comply with new rules regarding the acceptance of refugees entering the UK. Duration of the stay will vary, but will be a minimum of 1 month, failure to comply with these new rules will result in fines, and names will be placed into a "name and shame" database." The "letters" would be placed into random letter boxes, and the erupting furore would ensue - obviously I wouldn't do this, but can you even imagine the utter shit-storm this prank would create? |
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I bought a "Frijj", it wasn't very good. |
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My own inability to get the right amount of spice. I either make my curries too bland, or so spicy I'm sweating. |
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TazMania_title_card.jpg Do they still do Taz chocolates? |
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17p.jpg Colonel: Raiden, are you receiving? We're still here. |
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The Express is at it again with their Weather Doomcast. |
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I'm having a really hard time finding stainless steel and cast-iron cookware (most particularly, but not limited to, a frying / griddle pan) that doesn't also come with a non-stick coating. If I wanted a fucking shitty non-stick coating I wouldn't be buying stainless fucking steel or cast bloody iron in the fucking first place. Fart bum willy, arse wank tit. Ok, I feel better now. |
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dscf4455.jpg >>21078 |
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I dropped my phone in a cab, and while the Chinktab I deleted from my account months ago still appears in Android Device Manager, along with my old phone, this phone doesn't. Thankfully, after a couple of calls to it, the cabbie picked up and eventually brought it back. |
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Not been on here for a while and the first post I see is a rant about pans |
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DHL.jpg Woefully vague tracking information. |
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My friend, who blames her problems on everyone else and doesn't take any responsibility for them. |
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I had a complaint put in about me for my invigilating efforts (documented in >>20777) because I sat at the back doing work instead of watching a bunch of glum students scribble and stress. |
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Continuing existence of first class train carriages in 2015. Not long ago I was booking an advance train ticket and my fingers did hover for a second over that first class option....hmm I can afford it, it'll be quiet... |
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prick.jpg >>21106 |
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Those food shows, where some guy/girl goes out to find quirky, delicious, nice foods from different towns/countries, and they never, ever say "Holy shit! This shite is bad." They always say, "this is amazing," etc. |
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GBR_rail_passengers_by_year[1].png >>21121 |
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Whether it's my ignorance or sneaky marketing - but absolutely most cuntish thing I've noticed this morning was that Amazon charged me £39 for Amazon Prime, after my free 6 months expired - and they failed to notify me. |
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prime.png >>21135 |
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No Steam, I don't want to give you my phone number. What the hell for? So you can text me when you need updating, then do the same 8 hours afterwards? |
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I think you're both terrible. |
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Just moved into my new halls, and all the taps are the wrong way round. I don't think I've ever seen hot on the right before, and it's pissing me off. |
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Amazon lad: |
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Also, those outraged by Amazon avoiding tax despite its status as a huge multinational corporation who can self-evidently afford it should note that for most of its operating history, Amazon has not been a profit making enterprise. Not that it's failing or struggling: in fact, their management and a lot of investors don't particularly care or even see profitability as a goal. |
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ITV Sport. I don't particularly like rugby, but their coverage of sport always makes it less enjoyable. |
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My evening snacks have not lasted the evening. Shame and disappointment fill my heart. |
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Voicemail spam. I used to use Mr Number to cycle the line on junk calls, but the latest version doesn't seem to do that any more. Instead it just rejects them, leaving me with a ten-second voicemail (often along the lines of "or press 9 and the bank will keep your compensation") that I then have to call up and delete if I don't want to render the voicemail indicator completely useless. |
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>>21192 |
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Why does my cat not realise that walking on my keyboard/sitting on my mouse results in angry shouting 100% of the time. |
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Keep coming across lasses I knew at school on Tinder. The ones who haven't turned into munters haven't matched me. |
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My laptop seems to still think I'm in Spain, because it keeps redirecting me to Spanish Wikipedia. |
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nodel.png That's it, Ebuyer. You're fucking dead to me. I'm paying extra for this delivery and you give it to them? |
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>>21198 |
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tmp_16716-IMAG01811292680807.jpg >>21201 |
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I've received four brand new HDDs for a NAS, but they all appear to have come from the same batch (assuming I'm reading the label correctly). |
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Why are all these people who've never had so much as a passing interest in rugby telling me how excited I should be about rugby? |
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I left the balcony door slightly ajar for a couple of minutes while I was out of the room and when I came back there was a pigeon in the lounge, the cheeky cunt. |
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Day two into the start of the new term and all the fucking freshers can already fuck the fuck off. |
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"Platonically" is a word, so you can just choke on my hot 'n' spicy knowledge stick, in-browser spell checker. |
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>>21251 |
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Untitled-1.png This bothers me. Why should this make 4chan scary? I'm not a big fan of the place, especially not r9k, but the lad existed in real life too and that's where the physical danger was. Presumably that's where the conditions that led him to do something like this were, too. But no, it's words and Pepé on a screen that's scary. |
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560d9b5c59230[1].png >>21268 |
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I've lost count of how many times I've been asked by my barber where I work. |
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bikemuppet.jpg >>21225 |
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34430305 |
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For another time I try to boil a few eggs and at least one of them would crack. 1/4 of the egg down the drain. |
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What sort of degenerate would you ever boil an egg when you could fry, poach, or scramble them? |
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Poaching-eggs-in-cling-film[1].jpg >>21289 |
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My right eye is experiencing some kind of gap in visibility, like when you look into a bright light and then look away, except it isn't fading. I experienced this the other week in my left eye and got really scared until it went away after about twenty minutes. Maybe I'm malnourished or something. Anyway as it is right in front of my vision, it's making it difficult to read more than one word at a time. Seems the right eye reads the words next to the word your left is looking at. What a ballache. |
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Just had to turn down a (tinder) date with the first normal person that's seemed vaguely interested, because I'm chairing a damn society meeting tonight. Fucks sake. |
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My dad's diet. It's, for lack of a better phrase, fucked to shit. If what he's eating isn't fried, it's wrapped in pastry. This sounds like petty bitching, but my Granddad lived on basically the same crap and his heart exploded in his mid sixties. |
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The taps in my new house are the wrong way around, as opposed to the correct arrangement of left hot, right cold. This irks me more than it should. |
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Sat on some cunts (used) chewing gum on the bus, now it's caked all over the rear pocket of my £70 Levi's. |
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It's apparently World Mental Health Day, which means everyone I know is sharing annoying cutesy internet comic strips of "what it's like to be depressed/anxious" and prattling on about their disorders and mental health issues like it's 1999 and they're having a pissing contest over who has the most shiny Pokémon cards. |
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I unusually went into a Sainsbury's today to buy some crumpets and was horrified to see they only stocked 1.5 and 1.75 litre Coca-Cola bottles. I'm telling you: this country's going to the dogs. |
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tmp_16961-10227083-Three-gears-meshing-together-on.jpg A project at work to improve efficiency and streamline processes has a logo showing three interlocking gears. I'd like to think it was a clever visual gag, but given we have 6000 people working here I fear someone just thought "How can I represent complexity? Gears!"and stuck three of them on the page. |
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tmp_16961-8502078360_61c77d179f_b(2)-1657868912.jpg >>21317 |
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Misuse of the word meme, usually when they just mean image macro. |
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I've started cultivating nose-hair to the point where I need to tweeze the more rebellious ones and will probably have to buy a specialised trimmer by the end of the year. |
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Software that, without prompting, hijacks your browser to navigate to its own website when it's finished installing. Especially when it doesn't even have the good grace to spawn its own fucking tab or window to do it. |
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serveimage.jpg Maybe I just have weak, girly fingers but my little finger isn't strong enough to penetrate the sphincter on its own. It's only small, too; that's not going to to much more than tickle. Two in the pink one in the stink works - but only if the "one" is the thumb. It's not only thicker and stronger but can be moved on its own. |
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Someone has set up the (private) hospital car park around the corner from me as a park-and-ride for the rugby, for which the cheeky cunts want £12 a car. |
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My electricity supplier are jacking up my direct debit payment by £40. They send the notice by email around five minutes after their phone lines closed for the weekend, and conveniently with exactly the ten working days they need to change it remaining before the payment is due. |
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being a fucking pedant.jpg My ears are blocked again and it fucking hurts. I have an appointment to get them syringed, which is nice as back home I would not be allowed to simply ask for and receive such treatment as there's one district nurse in the whole city able and willing to do it. In the meantime, I've been trying to do what I can with Otex and olive oil to soften the wax. |
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When you try and fill up with petrol, but the pump is one of those slightly dodgy ones which keeps clicking off every few seconds long before your tank is full. |
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It seems like a "thing" that apparently it's racist because plasters only come in one colour and it doesn't match the skin of anyone except white people. |
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I wrote a big long reply to a post here, then reread the post in question and realised I had failed to understand it the first time. I am sleepy and feeling silly. |
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81mgvMJNkEL._SL1500_.jpg >>21352 |
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My friend never uses a knife during meals. She always chops up her food using a fork. |
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Sods law dictating everything I own must break or hang by a thread when I am not in a particularly good financial situation. |
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Stop putting tangentially related articles and videos in the middle of articles I'm already reading. at least put them to one side or at the bottom. I'd already rather be playing computer games, stop distracting me even more. |
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I broke a plate and my old tube of Araldite has gone off. |
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"Hey! You've just watched a single episode of Fargo, the only show worth watching on our entire chicken shit network, and did you know there's another episode next week too! CRAZY RIGHT?! Oh, by the way, you can watch another show online in stunning 640x480 quality with 9000 ads in it! But it hasn't been good for 3 series now so you probably shouldn't bother. You wanted to enjoy the credit sequence? Okay, here's the final 2 and half seconds, good night!" |
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It got light before I could watch the second episode of The Walking Dead. |
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"I have a migraine" "No, sitting in the dark won't help, my migraines are different to that" |
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net2barrier.jpg Took a cab home after meeting some people after work. The fare was a fiver and some change, and I didn't have a note smaller than a twenty, so I reach in my pocket to make the change, not wanting a fuckload of shrapnel, and as I reached forward across the passenger compartment of this seven-seater, I see that the driver hasn't stopped the meter and another 20p ticked over. He didn't look happy, handed back three fivers and left in a hurry. I got the last laugh. I live in a gated apartment complex, and in his haste to leave he backed up and twatted the post with the fob reader on it (similar to pic) at some speed, smashing one of his rear windows in the process. |
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So the man supposed to be putting in a new shower is 2 hours late. Already that's pretty annoying. Then the prick's here for 5 minutes before he has to "get some tools" which apparently don't fit in his great big van, and will be back in 3/4 of a fucking hour. And the dumb bastard managed to leave the front door open as he was leaving. |
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Being Polish, I have been taught never to call a tradesman unless it's 100% necessary. This especially goes for plumbing and minor electrical work. If you can't do basic shit, then you aren't a man, you're a woman - go back to the kitchen and be quiet. |
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AdvancedEconomies.png >>21396 |
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Random youtube celebrities being plugged to me. |
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I once had a bit of a guilt trip about using adblocker on youtube channels I was subscribed to. It didn't last long. |
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5XZH5GU.png >>21413 |
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Are you people 900 years old? Why aren't you using Adblocker? |
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Is it just me or have ads become nothing but 30 seconds long and unskippable since the subscription announcement? Perhaps it's just the settings of the channels I've been watching, idk. |
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My annual electricity statement has two slightly different versions of my address on it, one for the billing address and the other for the supply address. Each has a different postcode and both are wrong. |
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The bint next door keeps listening to the new single from Adele. She's married and got a kid now, so fuck knows what she's finding to still wail about. |
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I haven't seen a single post on Facebook saying eskimos are offended by poppies, but I've seen dozens of posts 'debunking' it and calling it out as bullshit. Is it an urban legend that people actually post about eskimos finding poppies offensive? |
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>>21427 |
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Yeah, Britain's First posts that shit all day every day. |
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tmp_22693-Screenshot_2015-10-27-08-41-521292680807.png I'm not sure that's what they meant. |
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>>21434 |
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I posted a comment on the Guardian, but I think I misread something in the article, therefore misinterpreting the comment I replied to. I am too scared to go and find out if any of that is true. This is no way to live. |
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Can eskimos eat Frazzles? Quran doesn't mention Frazzles, as far as I'm aware. |
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I was thinking about porn in Harry Potter world and got annoyed because the porn mags are probably fantastic there and Harry and Ron probably found Arthur's stash of wank mags in his shed at some point and JK Rowling never thought to furnish us with this information. |
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My HDMI cable seems to have ceased transferring audio. What a shit. |
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I hate having to wait a minute for the cold tap to stop running warm but that I have to wait two minutes for the hot tap to start running hot. |
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Bought something from Argos, and the decrepit bint at the till insisted that it doesn't come with batteries, so she assertively pointed out a 2 for 1 offer on Energise batteries (I fucking hate Energise, Duracell Lithium all the way) - and I needed to get home so I didn't want to argue with this human vestige of the last century. |
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I have become /r9k/, destroyer of hope. |
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Fucking birds are at it again. It is 5am you little shits so shut the fuck up. |
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bird.png >>21511 |
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Just just jumped off the last bus home in a panic because I thought I had left my phone in the station. Turns out it was in the front pocket of my hoodie. Now I have to pay for a taxi back. |
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>>21525 |
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People getting excited that the John Lewis Christmas advert will be on today. |
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I'm ordering a gift on Amazon, and thought I might save some money by downgrading from the next-day delivery to the 2-day express delivery, but this actually works out more expensive. Unfortunately, the estimated date for the saver delivery is simply too far off. Naturally, I blame the family for not telling me what the birthday boy wanted any sooner. |
>> | No. 21534
21534
People being cunts. From the whole SJW crap to the refugee crisis. And I mean both sides, here. The extremes are just ridiculous. Can we not just engage in some critical thinking and empathy, and talk about things like adults, not cunts? At the very least, can we just all get the fuck along. You're shitting up the internet. I'm drunk and I'm sad. |
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tmp_9634-Screenshot_2015-11-09-12-36-06-543160146.png Right, so I guess I just need to hit the "add to basket" button, which you've cleverly not included for me to press. Thanks, Amazon! |
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The current obsession with filming 'social experiment' videos, usually someone pretending to be a blind person and dropping some money or the public reaction to a man taking a steaming dump on a woman's chest, which are even worse than the previous trend of giving homeless people money so you can post a 'feelgood' video of them crying. |
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I wish that Indian restaurants would be a little more descriptive. |
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>>21547>>21549 |
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justeat.jpg >>21550 |
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Overweight children. |
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>>21551 |
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thatsthejoke[1].jpg >>21556 |
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>>21559 |
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I ordered a curry at around 8pm and it still hasn't arrived. |
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Neighbours who see you washing your car and say: "Can you do mine too?" |
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>>21561 |
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>>21563 |
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There's a show on BBC 1 discussing addiction. Peter Hitchens is amongst the guests, despite the fact he admits he doesn't believe in addiction. |
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the hell.jpg Just saw this picture on an anti-tory facebook group. It really blows smoke up my arse, As I imagine the people that liked it would be equally disapproving if he had increased military spending. You just have to phrase it as some emotive bollocks along the lines of "boo hiss! this man hired thousands more soldiers and built one squllion deathcopters when there are children dying on the NHS" And the exact same pricks will like it. |
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>>21566 |
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>>21570 |
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>>21567 |
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Those BuzzFeed "articles" where they say "X amount of reasons you shouldn't go to Y". I remember in year 1 or 2 when a mate of mine first discovered sarcasm and would use it at every available opportunity, followed by a snot bubble guffaw at his own hilarity, and I'm actually a little bit amazed that something that was tiresome to the majority of 5 years olds I knew is somehow entertaining to adults. |
>> | No. 21575
21575
I'm talking to someone about 9000 times more interesting than I am. I hate it. Obviously I've already fallen in love with them, but as soon as that's happened I've ran out of half-truths to make myself sound like a real person. |
>> | No. 21576
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Hackney cab drivers who insist on knowing where you're going before you get it. Barristers call it the "cab-rank rule" for a reason. |
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>>21576 |
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>>21574 |
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21579
Why does a documentary about Jodrell Bank have one of the best soundtracks I've ever heard on a TV show? Other shows aren't trying hard enough. |
>> | No. 21580
21580
The lad seemingly incapable of posting hyperlinks. |
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21581
People talking about wrestling like it's a real competitive sport. |
>> | No. 21582
21582
Morons who keep on talking about how fake wrestling is because they think they are in on a big secret. We get it, you are not 12 any more. Well done. Give yourself a pat on the back. Go on now, talk about how Star Wars is not real. |
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Passive-aggressive cunt-offs. |
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>>21582 |
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I'm wearing pajamas from now until the warmth comes back. It's just too cold to convince myself to get out of bed without a finical motivation at this point. |
>> | No. 21586
21586
Got a "2 lunches or 1 free dinner" coupon for my birthday from this decent pan-asian BBQ. |
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>>21586 |
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I just opened Skype by mistake and one of my friends immediately messaged me telling me how sad they are. I just want to play computer games in my pants, leave me alone! |
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>>21590 |
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>>21588 |
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21595
Alright, calm down. He was just complaining about a coupon. I didn't realise there were so many struggling restaurant owners on .gs. |
>> | No. 21596
21596
While we're on about dining out, are adults allowed to choose a meal for themselves off the children's menu? |
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>>21596 |
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>>21596 |
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I've reached the age now where everyone I know is so comfortable in their relationships that they post publicly joking about each other's farts. |
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>>21599 |
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I bought Ovaltine instead of Horlicks as the jars were on offer, not realising that Ovaltine has cocoa powder in it and now have to drink the rest of this weakly chocolatey shite in lieu of a proper malty bedtime cuppa for however many weeks it takes to finish the jar. Bugger. |
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>>21601 |
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People who ask your 'absolutely honest' opinion and then take offence when you have voiced it. |
>> | No. 21611
21611
People who don't know how to clean, but feel all smug when they "do the cleaning". It's almost like they believe cleaning to be a set of magic incantations, going through a set of prescribed mysterious gestures and using arcane potions and implements to weave a Spell of Cleanliness handed down through the generations, with no understanding or inkling that there might actually be a purpose to the whole thing. |
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bad_fisherman_mouse_pad-r9746f1b6aa77436aa07207fe2.jpg >>21623 |
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I GOT BILLS I GOTTA PAY |
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21626
Being woken up early and not being able to get back to sleep. |
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>>20571 |
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>>21627 |
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>>21628 |
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21630
Amazon have changed how they display their Lightning Deals (again). They used to show them arranged by time. Now, when you open them up, your sort options are on price or discount, so you have to wade through all the deals that are upcoming (I've got several on the first page that simply say they're starting "tomorrow"). |
>> | No. 21631
21631
The Tesco Christmas adverts. |
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>>21631 |
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>>21632 |
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"Fair play" |
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>>21634 |
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>>21630 |
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>>21633 |
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tmp_17535-Screenshot_2015-11-27-12-44-36-588883478.png Can someone explain this to me? Are they using their magic maths that somehow makes all their profit disappear? |
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>>21641 |
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>>21641 |
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FuckRightTheFuckOffBT.jpg Are you shitting me? Not only are you sending me your shitty offers because, probably, I forgot to tick or untick a tiny box somewhere but in order to stop that you're putting extra fucking hurdles in the way? |
>> | No. 21645
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Someone at work has told me they're going on holiday to a boutique cottage for a week. I don't understand what's boutique about it. |
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>>21645 |
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IMAG0183.jpg I ... I have no words for this. |
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>>21649 |
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When they bang on about Bangladeshis and the like earning 20p a day working in sweat shops when a new house there costs about £50, so it's all relative and shouldn't be compared to our cost of living. |
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>>21654 |
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Some fucking tedious bint thought it would be a good idea to bring her 5 week old brat into work to show off today. And that it would be appropriate to sit in the canteen with the mewling bastard all afternoon while people were trying to eat their lunch, passing the fucking thing around to all the menopausal cunts and talking about the consistency of baby turds while I try to enjoy my fucking pasta. |
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>>21656 |
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>>21658 |
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>>21657 |
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21661
If some BBC gimp tells me about the amazingly accurate Brimstone Missile™ once more I'm going to buy one myself and chuck it through the window of BBC Salford. |
>> | No. 21662
21662
I went for a job interview yesterday and they said they'd let me know if I got it within twenty four hours. |
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>>21662 |
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>>21661 |
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21667
Apparently my local bus company think it's acceptable to just cancel the last bus on a route without telling anyone. They cancelled mine last night, and they've just responded to say they've cancelled the last bus on another route but only after someone asked about it. If they've cancelled mine again tonight I'm invoicing them for my taxi fare. |
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>>21666 |
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I just wrote a message of apology to a Twitch steamer. I can't tell if I was being really adult and reasonable, or massively pathetic. |
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>>21669 |
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I think my phone might have finally given up the ghost and become entirely bricked. It doesn't seem to be taking charge at all, a situation likely not helped by the last 3 batteries having been knockoffs from eBay as Samsung doesn't even make them anymore. I really can't be arsed to faff around looking at contracts and what handsets are available now. Bother. |
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I've been dealing with a series of mysterious power cuts all day today, they may have started in the small hours for all I know, as my PC was switched off when I woke up and I'm getting paranoid that it is going to fuck up now every time it happens. I need a tower battery, if such a thing exists. |
>> | No. 21675
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"Spiritual Successor" |
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>>21674 |
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powercuts.jpg >>21674 |
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>>21677 |
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A couple of people I have on Facebook posted pictures of them volunteering at a foodbank today. I really dislike the increasing trend for boasting about doing good deeds. |
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>>21679 |
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>>21684 |
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My microwave is 800W and cooking instructions are always either 750W or 850W. |
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>>21686 |
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>>21687 |
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My mother thought it would be a wonderful thing on a Saturday morning to call me up and let me know that she and my dad have been talking with the mother of an ex-girlfriend who I'm not on good terms with (the ex that is). After filling me in with shit I didn't want to hear she made mention that she will be moving back to my home-town over Christmas! |
>> | No. 21691
21691
Student banter. "I go to X university, you don't so you're clearly sub-human" "I am doing X degree, it is clearly more valuable than X because reasons" |
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Fucking cunts who add CSS snowflakes to any pages but especially on a mobile website. They should be dragged into the street address blasted with a snow machine until they change their ways. Fucking cunts. |
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>>21699 |
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>>20571 |
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I'm annoyed the other lad on here who is, shall we say, "anti-communist" can't help but take obvious bait and posts some utter shit sometimes. He makes the rest of us look bad. |
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Websites that have images you can click to view full-size/zoomed in, but the full size version that pops up is the exact same size as the one already embedded in the page. |
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tumblr_lwdaq2332F1qjfg44o1_500[1].jpg >>21704 |
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Two days ago a parcel I was expecting via one of Parcelf |
>> | No. 21710
21710
Last night I watched Christmas with the Kranks. |
>> | No. 21711
21711
I live above a bookies so I always have pissheads hanging about outside. They're not too much of a problem and they don't make much noise nor ask me for money. |
>> | No. 21712
21712
I know my mum would be happy if I bought her Jurassic World for Christmas, but I also know I'd have to watch it again, and I thought it was crap so I don't want to ruin my own Christmas. |
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>>21704 |
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Having to be up this fucking early, due to going to another office which is roughly 2.5-3 hours drive away. I should really go to get scrubbed up and suited, but I really need another strong coffee and a fag. |
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>>21717 |
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21723
If Tim Peake explodes that's it, that's the whole news, for at very least a week. |
>> | No. 21725
21725
The self service checkout at Tesco wished me a merry Christmas. |
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>>21725 |
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>>21725 |
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21729
Ordering a takeaway earlier, I gave the following instruction: |
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>>21729 |
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>>21728 |
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21732
Hostellad here. Went to throw some clothes into the hostels laundry used for sheets and stuff. Open the washer and there is a load of washing in it. Being a charitable soul (and having fuck all to do at the moment, I helpfully hang up a dozen sheets on the lines. Rather than put my stuff in, when there are two loads of sheets left I thought I would make the cleaners life easier by running another load through, as I am not in too much of a rush for my clothes. I then walk to the closet which contains, literally, a large open bag of washing powder, a broom and a bundle of old rags that I assume are waiting to be ceremonially burnt on the beach. The door was locked. THERE IS NOTHING OF VALUE IN THAT FUCKING CLOSET, WHY BOTHER LOCKING IT? |
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>>21731 |
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21736
I ate as slowly as I possibly could, the last few bites were positively cold. That was half an hour ago and you still have half your meal left on your plate because you haven't stopped talking. Oh you're going to take a sip of your wine- no, you're just going to wave the glass about a bit to emphasise some point you're making, then put it down undrunk, still talking, talking... I'm full and bored and I want to leave, I don't even know what you're telling me about as it's too loud in here and you interrupted me every time I tried to ask you to speak up because whatever you're on about is clearly more important than me being able to hear it. Oh my god please stop talking. |
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>>21736 |
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>>21737 |
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>>21738 |
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>>21739 |
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>>21737 |
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>>21741 |
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Just been to Morrisons for milk and they're charging £1.23 for 4 pints, with them "giving back 23p to the farmer". Even Co-op only charge £1 for a 4 pinter. |
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>>21743 |
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>>21747 |
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21749
Did all the laptop designers get together a couple of years ago and decide "y'know mouse buttons, they're fuckin' done!" or something? However it happened, I wish it hadn't. |
>> | No. 21750
21750
People at fucking roundabouts who let you go, even though it is their priority. |
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>>21750 |
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>>21750>>21751 |
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21753
The new chaser on The Chase is shite. |
>> | No. 21754
21754
This isn't minor, but it seems like a faux pas to use /101/ as a board rather than a thread these days. |
>> | No. 21755
21755
It took me 4 hours to realise how to properly transfer 153GB of files from my old laptop to another. When it's as simple as; ethernet in, copy, paste and wait, the culmination of my efforts has not filled me with a sense of accomplishment. |
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>>21755 |
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>>21756 |
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>>21757 |
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21759
I applied for a couple of jobs last night and I've had 4 separate recruitment consultants, not related to the jobs I've actually applied for, ring me in the past hour or so to let me know about vacancies they're dealing with. Time to take my CV down from Reed. |
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>>21759 |
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>>21760 |
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>>21761 |
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>>21764 |
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>>21765 |
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>>21765 |
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21768
Fuck you, Angry Salmond. I know you lurk here, too many of your jokes are lifted straight from .gs. |
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>>21768 |
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>>21768 |
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>>21769 |
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>>21768 |
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Actually7.png I LOOK QUITE PRETTY. |
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>>21773 |
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21775
The fucking app yikyak, it's either full of people trying to get hookups or students with their usual "DAE LECTURES SUCK AM I RITE GUIS?" shit. Fucking gaping cunts. |
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>>21774 |
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>>21775 |
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>>21773 |
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>>21778 |
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21780
Recovering from an operation and all the fun morphine is worn off. |
>> | No. 21781
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>>21759 here again. |
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IMG_20151116_220235[1].png >>21775 |
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I've had horrid beer shits all day, my aresehole feels like the map from the beginning of Bonanza. Never mind the rancid smelling farts I was emitting all morning. |
>> | No. 21784
21784
Every time I come home from uni I realise how pompous and self-important Radio 4 is. My mum has it on all time, and it's just an endless stream of RP accents and phlegm sounds babbling on about the most banal shite you could imagine -- hedgehog populations or toe infections. The play they always have on is invariably shite -- no substance, and formulaic as all fuck. The Archers is just tedium, and the 'comedy' is well -- not. Any regional accent is generally a subject of mockery or Attenborough-like documentary -- something to be jeered or laughed at. |
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>>21784 |
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>>21784 |
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Love Christmas; hate cards. |
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>>21784 |
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>>21784 |
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21790
My girlfriend insists on dragging me to a load of things with her family where I sit with people I've never met/ barely know and eat nibbles in a crowded room whilst small talk occurs. |
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>>21789 |
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>>21791 |
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>>21791 |
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21794
Nature documentaries that say more about the humans filming them and their absurd narrative bias than the subjects themselves. |
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>>21794 |
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21796
I moan about this a lot, but I'm going to moan about it again. Being home at Christmas should be a time for relaxing and getting on with my backlog of studying, but I'm getting fed-up of passive-agressive comments from my parents (ok, my Mum) on why I'm not out seeing mates at the pub or why I don't have a girlfriend to visit this year. |
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>>21796 |
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typhooecorefill.jpg I don't want to sounds like some sort of cunt but people who buy (and offices who stock) rubbish tea get my goat. It just baffles me that someone will forgo such an essential luxury for a few extra pennies and the fact that they can seem so nonchalant about their impoverished lifestyle is infuriating. |
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http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/dec/29/domestic-abuse-law-controlling-coercive-behaviour |
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The HD channels being on a slight delay, so when I switch from the national news on BBC to the regional news on the non-HD channel I miss the start of what the first story is about. |
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I'm fond of the friend who posted this |
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People are discussing the Danczuk story in two different threads, one of which is about Corbyn, and the other is on /b/. |
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21819
Half a landfill's worth of tags, stickers, clips, cardboard, stuffing etc attached to an M&S shirt received for Christmas and five minutes of my time wasted taking all that shit off so I can put it on. |
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Fucking Firefox's new update autocompletes the plain domain name first in the address bar, and most commonly used one second. So if I want to browse to /*/, I have to type bri then press arrow down twice before it gets to /*/ instead of simply typing bri then pressing the return key as I used to be able to. If I visit a sub part of a website more often than I go to its homepage why the fuck would you make it automatically go to the homepage? Fucking autistic programmers. |
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I have a bookmarks bar which consists of pretty much everywhere I go with the names deleted so they're just little favicons. |
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This shit on Facebook |
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I've been sick twice since the new year which is bollocks because I hardly ever get sick. |
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I've just popped out to Fultons Foods and Iceland to get some bargains (25p cashew nut bio drink, 40p for 1l of 5 Alive berry juice, ~2l of double concentrate Robinsons squash 3 for £5, 450g of Nesquik for £1.50, etc) and there's so many elderly women blocking the aisles it's ridiculous. |
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Think I've got the clap. |
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21861
Companies that tell you "our terms and conditions are changing!" but then refuse to tell you what those changes are. Arguably worse than those that simply change them silently. |
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I thought people organised things through WhatsApp these days? |
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I bought a male chastity cage from China off Ebay, the name of the seller on the customs declaration was "Randy Wang". |
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>>21846 |
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Basil_Brush.jpg >>21868 |
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Anyone else find that you are much happier and more productive with the waking routine of a vampire. Daytime hours just seem shite if you ask me. |
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The bearings are shot on my laptop's fan, so it's making horrendous rattling noises. I've ordered a replacement, but until that arrives my laptop sounds like this: |
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After uninstalling WinZip it immediately opened a link to their website. How does it even know how to do that? I hate the state of computing right now, I feel like half my computer is entirely out of my hands and there's bugger all I can do about it. |
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My local shop has Sunbites on offer, but they only have sour cream flavour instead of sweet chilli. |
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So apparently at some point in the recent past, Google decided that you can't use your home and work addresses in Maps without turning on their new firehose history setting. They'll still have those addresses, and you can see and edit them in Maps, and Now will still give you routes and times, so clearly the feature still works without Web History, you're just not allowed to use it. That's just fucking spiteful. |
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Untitled.png >>21887 |
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Almost every day I have to walk past a bush which stinks of [human] poo. The smell hasn't dissipated after several months but I've never been able to see the offending turd[s] lurking under it. |
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21898
The mrs is down south to see her mum for a week. Now, I've been without a mobile phone for some months now. I don't like having a mobile phone, especially after all the PRISM stuff came out. What this means is I can't ring my bloody dealer now. Been using the mrs phone for that (hey, she smokes too so it's fine). |
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>>21898 |
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21900
The amount of time lapse footage used during the BBC news is ridiculous. |
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I really need to have sex. |
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1452665715816.jpg This, combined with |
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1452666414683.jpg this. Fucking septics not knowing the difference between corn and sweetcorn; fucking maize. |
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>>21759 here again. |
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This evening a flashmob of twelve year olds surrounded me to hold up their mobile phones and take selfies with me as I waited to cross the road after exiting the supermarket. A minor annoyance but now the thought has occurred that this could easily be the start of some new fad. 'Stranger selfies' or something. I really hope it isn't. |
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image.jpg Twitter. All of it. This is just an example. |
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260020011_1_640x640.jpg I refuse to believe these are profitable enough to be wheeled out every festive period. |
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Apparently you can't say 'demented' instead of 'has dementia'. Who knew? |
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21939
I don't know if plus size is meant to mean 'anyone bigger than a size zero' or 'morbidly obese', but either way I don't like the creeping prevalence of the term. |
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21940
Social media has always sat uncomfortably with me, but specifically right now I can't help but think that immersing and physically isolating ourselves in an ultrahip culture of people who overwhelmingly think and act like us is a guaranteed way to become stupider, less tolerant and poorer during real life interactions. |
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I thought I'd have porridge for lunch, because that's what the Tory government has reduced me to a Scotchman, but instead I managed to have some kind of small, hand centric, stroke and dropped it all down my nice new trousers instead. |
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I bought one of those keyboards with a touchpad so I can have a computer on the big telly, but it doesn't have a dedicated home key, you have to press a function button. I never realised how badly this would annoy me. |
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"Make out." |
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Proverbs and metaphors about fruit. Why do they make so little sense? |
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I'm afraid I have tied my goat to a jujube tree, lads. |
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• Easter eggs and the like already being on dale. |
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When I get home, and there are only a couple more posts on .gs than there were at lunch time. |
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It's 2016 and people are still whinging about man-buns as if it's the first time they've ever seen one. |
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FB_IMG_1453445899732.jpg No further comment is necessary. |
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026-027_viz172_parcel.jpg >>21972 |
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I wanted to get a haircut but I've been doing sulphur dioxide farts all day and I couldn't trust my anus for that amount of time. |
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21980
Morning flat viewings. I can understand they want to get this shithole filled ASAP but Its inhuman to expect me to be up and what is more hide all the paraphernalia by 11 on a Saturday. |
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21985
Why the fuck are there two "r"s in February, nobody says February, it's clearly Febuary. |
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21986
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21987
People who get upset if I have a pint or two, or maybe three and no more. |
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21992
Any drilling done by neighbours on a Sunday should be announced by letter at least 48 hours in advance. This is intolerable. |
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Couple of things:- |
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21998
After months of waiting, I was finally assigned a new IP on my office PC so I was no longer banned forever from britfa.gs MODS = SODS. Right on cue for me finishing my thesis as well, I was looking forward to a few months of delightful conversation while I wait for my viva, but someone in IT must have noticed me visiting the site and noticed it isn't kosher because now it's blocked on the uni network. |
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Sending perfectly good sperm whales off to landfill. |
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>>22003 Nicky Morgan is now chuckling, and wondering how much the postage is, to deliver a festering sperm whale to each of her three least favourite chancellors. |
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My new haircut makes me look like a fat Jack Munroe. |
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22018
I know at least two blokes who have, in their very early 20s, decided that they would rather be ladies. Neither of them were even outwardly gay before they had their big coming-out moment. To me it's fascinating, like watching a car crash in slow motion. A lot of people will get tattoos in their early 20s that they'd rather forget about by the time they reach 50, but I feel that lopping of your penis and ingesting hormone cocktails for several years will be slightly more difficult to ignore. |
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I've got instructions to meet someone at the top of a road, but the road in question is about a mile and a half long and I'm not really sure which end you'd class as the top and which as the bottom. |
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Google just unsubscribed every single channel I've ever been subscribed to in 7 plus years of using YouTube. |
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>>22019 |
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People who write notes using a doctors handwriting. I can understand that we are all busy people but for fucks sake if you are trying to convey information then I need to be able to understand what you are saying for it to have any value. Its a cliché complaint but that only serves to highlight how nonsense it is to continue doing this like I'm supposed to be a mind reader. |
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Companies forcing their "mobile friendly" layouts on PC users. |
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22041
Recipes trying to give me food poisoning by instructing the me to fry chicken for 5 minutes. On what planet is that enough time to cook chicken even halfway through? |
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22043
Yeah, yeah, okay, I get it Channel 4, they're called Yodel and you're playing yodeling in the background, that's really clever. Really. But it's very annoying, now stop. |
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22048
The school run is so fucking bullshit. You can tell by looking at the lazy fat slags littering the sides of the road in their spawn wagons that they don't work, why the fuck can't they just get their fat fucking arses out of bed 10 minutes early and walk their kids to school? oh thats right, if you dont hurry back you'll miss jezza! |
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22050
I had to go to the library today to print out something ready for my new job. In three years the only other things I've had to print were my CV and resignation letter, but at this point I've handed in badge and am therefore locked out of the old office. |
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>>22048 |
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They've made Joey from Friends the new Top Gear co-host. |
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They've just said on the BBC news that there's Syrian refugee children in Lebanon working for 40p a day, but they never provide context as to how far that goes. For all I know 40p in a refugee camp could be enough to provide food for a week. |
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22063
One of my external HDDs has decided to have a shitfit. Windows simply doesn't want to acknowledge the volume's existence, and various utilities simply lock up when it gets plugged in. Hooking it up to a Linux machine shows read errors in all kinds of random sectors, which suggests that it's the controller rather than medium that's knackered. Unfortunately, it appears that for the last couple of years WD have given up on shipping disks in enclosures and are instead soldering the fuckers directly to a USB controller. It's within warranty, so I don't want to tear the thing apart, but naturally if I send it off I am only going to get a blank one back. Thankfully, for the critical stuff it was a redundant copy, and the rest is stuff I've downloaded relatively recently so should be able to replace if I can't recover. |
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22064
Why does no one say things are "ingenious"? Is it solely because the Mighty Boosh character Vince Noir would wrongly say "that's genius", or am I massively overestimating the cultural resonance of the show? |
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22071
Here's a minor rant for you. |
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22072
Three things. I'm such a dickhead I rubbed copious amounts of conditioner into my hair thinking it was shampoo, thus I have very greasy hair. |
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The spiders will be defeated by Christmas. |
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http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/feb/09/inbetweeners-creators-sign-film4-deal-to-make-four-comedy-features |
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I think I just wolfed down some dodgy bacon. |
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22093
Someone hit my parked car and did a runner. They managed to hit my car only, on a long street full of parked vehicles, and they managed to hit it so hard it pushed it up onto the curb. |
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22094
I just opened up YouTube on my Xbox, which I don't use enough to bother subscribing to any channels. So, the first video I see is just a recommendation, and it's called "15 WORST PLANE CRASHES", their grammar, not mine. A video I won't ever watch willingly on principle alone. But just as I'm taking in the absurdity of that, I notice the channel name is "Laugh About". |
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>>22094 |
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OP here. In a cruel twist of fate, my Mother is once again visiting my Sister and I have the Flu; again, right out of fucking nowhere. |
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>>22134 |
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22136
I had the (mis)fortune of dining with some colleagues at a Wetherspoon establishment earlier this evening. The hot mains arrived on cold plates, which isn't a big deal in itself. However, some cold desserts were then brought out on warm plates. Yes, I realise the problem is to be found in the first sentence. |
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>>22135 |
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22138
People who don't think about how their actions affect others. I don't think I can live with my brother. He's loud as fuck whenever I'm asleep, be it early evening or early morning (5-6am) when he knows I'm sleeping and can easily do the things he does quietly (I have sleep issues as it is and he knows this, getting disturbed more does not help at all). He doesn't clean up after himself after using pots/pans/anything, that's me. If I try to talk to him about anything, he thinks I'm attacking him personally and/or ignores what I say. He's older than me too. Christ. |
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I called the dole office to try and end a benefit claim and they just sent me a form to reassess everything. I think I'll just ignore them until they cancel my claim themselves...again. At least they've stopped paying me now. |
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22144
Angels of mercy, deliver me from this painfully slow, unreliable internet connection. |
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The insincerity of the cunts replying to this: |
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Calling victims of sexual assault 'survivors'. Rotherham survivors. Jimmy Savile survivors. It's so belittling and patronising. |
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>>22150 |
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>>22151 |
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>>22145 |
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>>22155 |
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>>22161 |
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>>22158 |
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22164
Someone gave me a toffee today. Only it didn't turn out to be a toffee, it was a fudge. |
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>>22164 |
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>>22165 |
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>>22165 |
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Fuck now I want some fudge. Where do you get fudge at 8pm on a Friday? Do supermarkets do decent stuff? |
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>>22168 |
>> | No. 22170
22170
There's a woman in the crowd for the Wales - France match and you can hear her shrill screams every time Wales have a chance. |
>> | No. 22171
22171
frenchman.png >>22170 |
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>>22162 |
>> | No. 22174
22174
The skin, I think, beneath my left eye just sort of hurts. Has done for two or three days now, but it's so easily ignored it's hard to keep to track. It's more the mystery of why it hurts that's annoying to me. |
>> | No. 22175
22175
New facebook reaction emojis or whatever the fuck they are. |
>> | No. 22176
22176
>>22175 |
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22177
>>22176 |
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22178
umbrella.gif >>22175 |
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22179
gerty-moon[1].jpg >>22177 |
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>>22179 |
>> | No. 22181
22181
Another Facebook gripe. It's Tuesday and my news feed is still full of shite relating to Leo winning an Oscar. |
>> | No. 22182
22182
Tim Peake's the first man to patronise the Welsh nation outer space. |
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>>22182 |
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>>22182 |
>> | No. 22185
22185
I wasn't old enough to pay much attention to politics during the Blair years, but seeing Mandleson on Channel 4 news right now was more or less all I needed to conclude he is a real life Peter Littlefinger. |
>> | No. 22186
22186
I proper want some custard doughnuts but the supermarket bakery shelves are always bare when I go in after work. |
>> | No. 22187
22187
I've had one chocolate bar in the last week and it's fucking killing me. If there was a fruit and nut bar on a high enough shelf I'd shove my mother to the ground and use as a trampoline. |
>> | No. 22188
22188
>>22186 |
>> | No. 22189
22189
Apparently it's fine to dress up your child as Elsa for World Book Day. |
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>>22189 |
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>>22188 |
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>>22191 |
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22211
There's something about BrewDog on BBC Two and they seem so.... tryhard. |
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22212
>>22211 |
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22213
>>22212 |
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22214
>>22212 |
>> | No. 22215
22215
Some bloody gypo has given me a cold, lads. |
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22216
>>22215 |
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22217
>>22215 |
>> | No. 22218
22218
I've had a stuffy/blocked nose for the past three weeks or so. It wouldn't be so bad but I keep being woken up by the damn whistling noise. I can't even use that nasal spray unblocker thing as it started to give me instant nosebleeds. |
>> | No. 22219
22219
>>22218 |
>> | No. 22220
22220
shelves.jpg What's the point of doing stuff for people? The recipient just grudgingly moves on to the next of an infinite list. |
>> | No. 22221
22221
>>22220 |
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>>22221 |
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22223
Cas Vegas. |
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>>22223 |
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>>22224 |
>> | No. 22226
22226
I wish the Guardian would give the Generation Y bollocks a rest. |
>> | No. 22227
22227
people actually take this shit seriously.jpg >>22226 |
>> | No. 22228
22228
When you make a minor typo that you only notice after you submit a post/email someone. We need to invent telepathy already because I can't handle the minor annoyances of communication. |
>> | No. 22229
22229
I want forced anonymity everywhere on the internet. |
>> | No. 22230
22230
People who turn into little Mussolinis when they're playing shooty games. It's never, ever, anyone who's especially good at the game either. |
>> | No. 22231
22231
>>22227 |
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22232
>>22231 |
>> | No. 22233
22233
1035x690-ahs-1800-1384971844.jpg >>22232 |
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>>22233 |
>> | No. 22235
22235
You know what, fuck it, I'm not downloading an alternate media player, Windows Media Player is fucking fine. |
>> | No. 22236
22236
Generation H quote.jpg The image seems to have sparked allot of interest so to give you the backstory a mate posted it on facebook a few months back and it boiled my piss. I don't think she or the person who made it understands that the whole series is meant to be trashy and this quote is a bit of a piss-take. |
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>>22235 |
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>>22236 |
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>>22238 |
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>>22238 |
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>>22239 |
>> | No. 22242
22242
Today, at work, the hit song Love Yourself by Justin Beiber came on the radio, and I found myself earnestly contemplating that the world might've been a better place had Hitler won the last war. |
>> | No. 22243
22243
>>22242 |
>> | No. 22244
22244
Girls who start conversations with you over Facebook then ghost after that "seen at 10:23pm". |
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22245
>>22242 |
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22246
>>22243>>22245 |
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22247
>>22242 |
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22248
>>22247 |
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>>22244 |
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22253
Interacting with women working in chippies. They're always so grim. |
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22254
>>22253 |
>> | No. 22255
22255
Around 18 months to 2 years ago, a planning application was accepted to open a new chippy just down the road from me. They started work on it a little while later. Now they've been working on it for well over a year, and it still doesn't seem near opening. There's a little flurry of activity every now and then, and then they disappear for months. |
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22256
>>22255 |
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>>22256 |
>> | No. 22258
22258
The page I use for streaming pirated TV shows automatically turns its volume down whenever a video starts playing in any other tab or window and I can't work out how to reset it, although it does reset on its own, meaning that I have to turn the volume up and then suddenly it's too loud. Why? What possible good does that do? Can't I control the volume myself? Twats. |
>> | No. 22259
22259
>>22255 |
>> | No. 22260
22260
I'm not sure what recently compelled me to join CiF on the Guardian but I've just had a comment deleted, the highest rated one on the article at the time, for apparently no reason other than disagreeing with the columnist (Victoria Coren-Mitchell's assertion that fingering a fifteen year old is equal to fingering an eight year old). I didn't realise the moderation was so heavy on there for simply having a different opinion. |
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22261
>>22260 |
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>>22260 |
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>>22260 |
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22264
Unlimited downloads for pay as you go on Three are increasing to £25 a month for no reason whatsoever at the end of this month. Not so long ago did they raise it to £20 from £15. |
>> | No. 22265
22265
Articles like this - http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/hardcore-porn-film-secretly-shot-7591999. I didn't even want to watch any porn, the film in question is almost definitely terrible, yet now I need to find it because of the novelty. And they haven't even included enough information that doesn't just return 10 identical 'news' articles. Fuck's sake. |
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>>22265 |
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>>22265 |
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>>22265 |
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22269
>>22264 |
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22270
>>22265 |
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>>22269 |
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22272
>>22269 |
>> | No. 22273
22273
Corona lager. I must've got old without noticing. I remember being young and listening to old farts droning on about ale, and that lager is piss and too gassy, and thinking to myself tell 'em, Steve-Dave you old ale fart. Now I'm one of them. Damn you Tesco's and your 3 for £5 on the 710ml bottles that made me think, Ooh that'll be a nice change.. Flavourless gassy pisswater. I'll force it down though. |
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22274
>>22272 |
>> | No. 22275
22275
FB_IMG_1458594810832.jpg I'm far from the biggest fan of the Tories, but I'm fed up of seeing images like this and HA HA DAVID CAMERON FUCKS PIGS HA HA HAMERON HA HA rather than anything with even a modicum of political insight. |
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>>22275 |
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>>22276 |
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>>22277 |
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>>22278 |
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>>22279 |
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>>22280 |
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22282
>>22281 |
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22283
>>22280 |
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22284
>>22282 |
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>>22280 |
>> | No. 22286
22286
I've turned into a heartless bastard. I watched a Panorama special on fuel poverty last night and found it hard to feel sympathy for the people involved: |
>> | No. 22287
22287
>>22286 |
>> | No. 22288
22288
Gas, water, and electricity should be free. |
>> | No. 22289
22289
My hand smells like weird bread. |
>> | No. 22290
22290
"If you care about the attacks in Belgium but didn't care about the attacks in Ankara it's because you're a racist hypocrite." |
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22291
>>22290 |
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22292
>>22290 |
>> | No. 22293
22293
cover.jpg I have the biggest fuckoff spot in my ear right on that flappy bit or cartilage in front of the hole, and it's making it impossible to wear earphones and throbs like a right bitch. |
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22296
>>22275 |
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22297
>>22296 |
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>>22297 |
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>>22298 |
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>>22297 |
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>>22298 |
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>>22301 |
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>>22302 |
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>>22301 |
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>>22303 |
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>>22305 |
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>>22303 |
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>>22307 |
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>>22308 |
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>>22309 |
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22311
>>22310 |
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>>22311 |
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22313
One of my partially impacted wisdom teeth is causing me a bit of an ache and soreness in the surrounding gum - no inflammation but its red and like I said sore. |
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22314
>>22313 |
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22315
>>22314 |
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22316
>>22313 |
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22317
>>22316 |
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22318
>>22314 |
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>>22318 |
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22320
>>22319 |
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22321
>>22317 |
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22322
>>22320 |
>> | No. 22323
22323
Been called into work because some other cunt is off sick. |
>> | No. 22324
22324
>>22323 |
>> | No. 22325
22325
Some chav I went to school with has named bet baby Khaleesi-Mae. It's got a big ugly potato head, too. |
>> | No. 22326
22326
>>22325 |
>> | No. 22327
22327
One of my neighbours has parked in the space facing my window. She switched her engine off while the windscreen wipers were running, so the wiper is left halfway up her window. I'm thinking of complaining that it's triggering me. |
>> | No. 22328
22328
My other half's family have invited themselves over for Easter and it's like her most annoying personality traits amplified. Not turning off light switches when they leave a room. Not turning off the plug at the wall once they've charged and disconnected their phone. Leaving mugs and plates in the living room. Ridiculously audible eating. I want to kill them all. |
>> | No. 22329
22329
>>22328 |
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22331
>>22330 |
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>>22328 |
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>>22328 |
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>>22332 |
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22335
>>22334 |
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22336
>>22335 |
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22337
>>22332 |
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>>22337 |
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22339
>>22338 |
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22340
>>22339 |
>> | No. 22341
22341
At what point after starting work full time after uni in a proper job do I stop getting annoyed that the 9-5 grind for the majority of my life is the rule and not the exception? |
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22342
>>22341 |
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>>22341 |
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>>22341 |
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>>22342 |
>> | No. 22346
22346
One of the maintenance crew for my flats thought it would be hilarious to tie up the lift turning the bins over while I'm trying to get the bus to work. Now the taxi driver is blindly following his satnav and has failed to avoid the traffic as a result. |
>> | No. 22347
22347
I'm getting slightly bothered by how much coverage the crappiness of this new Batman vs Superman film is getting. |
>> | No. 22348
22348
Cunts in the media keep referring to that photo on the plane as a selfie even though the lad clearly didn't take it himself. |
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22349
>>22345 |
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22350
>>22349 |
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22351
>>22350 |
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22352
>>22349 |
>> | No. 22353
22353
I don't understand how in 2016 we still have chavs walking around with their hands down their trousers. Do we not have laws against this? |
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22354
>>22353 |
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22355
>>22350 |
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22356
>>22355 |
>> | No. 22357
22357
>"The Last Leg (You Mum)". |
>> | No. 22358
22358
As the creator of the original 101 general thread™ , is it time for a new one? |
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22359
>>22358 |
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22360
>>22359 |
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22361
>>22360 |
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22376
>>22361 |
>> | No. 22377
22377
People who take ages at cashpoints. |
>> | No. 22378
22378
>>22377 |
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22379
>>22378 |
>> | No. 22381
22381
They do if they have a business for laundering drug/hooker money. Pay for a "meal", get drugs and sex. |
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22382
>>22378 |
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22383
>>22379 |
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22384
>>22383 |
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22385
>>22382 |
>> | No. 22386
22386
The bin men decided to do my street four hours early, so now I've got to manage for a fortnight with two recyclables bins which are almost full. |
>> | No. 22387
22387
>>22386 |
>> | No. 22388
22388
My left hand keep winding up somewhere on my face or chin. Right hand's always either doing something or ready to do something, but left hand's a total flake. Fortunately I'm right handed so this hasn't led to disaster yet, but if the reverse were the case I'd be virtually disabled. |
>> | No. 22389
22389
>>22387 |
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>>22389 |
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22391
>>22390 |
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22392
>>22391 |
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22393
>>22392 |
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22394
Grand national sweepstake at work. |
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22395
>>22391 |
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22396
>>22394 |
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22397
>>22395 |
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>>22395 |
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22400
>>22394 |
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22401
>>22400 |
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>>22401 |
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>>22402 |
>> | No. 22404
22404
I've badly needed a piss for 40 mins, but someone in the house has decided to use the bathroom room indefinitely, I thought I'd hit a break through 20mins in after I heard the toilet flush, but then the shower immediately began. My urethra and bladder feel like they are burning now. |
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22405
>>22404 |
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>>22404 |
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>>22406 |
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>>22407 |
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>>22404 |
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>>22408 |
>> | No. 22411
22411
This twee, cutesy swearing bollocks like "cockwomble" and " wankspangle". |
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22412
>>22411 |
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22413
>>22411 |
>> | No. 22414
22414
I don't watch a great deal of TV, but every time I turn on the BBC it's the trailer for Michael McIntyre's chat show. |
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22415
>>22414 |
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22416
>>22415 |
>> | No. 22417
22417
Because people being AFK in video games is the most annoying thing, I often end up cursing those people with "double swears"; "twatwanker" and such. |
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22418
>>22417 |
>> | No. 22419
22419
Apparently I'm unethical because I decided to try Aldi's filtered milk, which is made by Arla so it's Cravendale in all but name, as it's 99p for 2L so they must be ripping farmers off. I usually get Co-op milk, £2 for two 4 pint bottles, so I'm actually paying more for less. |
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>>22419 |
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>>22419 |
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>>22421 |
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>>22421 |
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>>22421 |
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>>22423 |
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>>22419 |
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22428
>>22421 |
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>>22419 |
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>>22425 |
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>>22430 |
>> | No. 22432
22432
Got paid today. |
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22433
>>22432 |
>> | No. 22434
22434
We got these laptops at the start of our PhDs for general office use when not in the lab. |
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>>22434 |
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>>22435 |
>> | No. 22437
22437
1344276716331.png >>22434 |
>> | No. 22438
22438
It's an incredibly petty piss-off but anyway. So in the library toilets there are two urinals packed just close enough together as to be uncomfortable for two people to use simultaneously, right next to two fairly spacious cubicles. If I'm using one urinal, and both cubicles are empty, why would someone go and use the one right next to me? It's like they have no concept of preferring one's personal space. |
>> | No. 22439
22439
They just asked someone on Pointless if they had any hobbies and they actually did. I thought someone should note that down somewhere. |
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22440
>>22434 |
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>>22440 |
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22442
>>22441 |
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>>22441 |
>> | No. 22444
22444
I've had my first Picnic bar in ages. They've drastically reduced the amount of peanuts, raisins and caramel inside so it's now pretty much a solid bar of crunchy rice crispies coated in chocolate. Kraft cunts. |
>> | No. 22445
22445
>>22442 |
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>>22445 |
>> | No. 22447
22447
Until a few months ago I ran an XP machine behind a router with Firefox and NoScript. I considered myself safe because most infections are caused by human engineering or human error - one of those errors being visiting dodgy websites with all scripts enabled. |
>> | No. 22448
22448
>>22446 I'd rather a Windows XP box running latest Chrome |
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22449
>>22446 |
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22450
>>22448 |
>> | No. 22451
22451
Oh god... I was moaning about my uni laptop and it's spawned an entire discussion on OS usage... |
>> | No. 22454
22454
I swear the recipe of my favourite sausages must've changed in the last few weeks: they recently rejigged the packaging to make them look fancier and bring the design into current trends, and I'm 90% they don't taste as full of salt and MSG as they used to. Now my brinner is no longer as satisfyingly guilty as it used to be. |
>> | No. 22455
22455
>>22451 |
>> | No. 22457
22457
I want to find my thread about anti virus stuff but I can't. The virus hasn't gone away either. |
>> | No. 22458
22458
Fucking HSBC changed their internet banking login page again so now my account name, which used to pop up automatically, is lost. I thought I'd backed it up after the last time this happened but I can't find it for the life of me. |
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22459
>>22457 |
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>>22458 |
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>>22460 |
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>>22461 |
>> | No. 22463
22463
My other half keeps buying cheap dishwasher tablets, despite the fact that they don't properly clean all the dishes. |
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22464
>>22462 |
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>>22464 |
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>>22465 |
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>>22464 |
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>>22467 |
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>>22467 |
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>>22468 |
>> | No. 22471
22471
I think I hate the working class. |
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>>22471 |
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>>22472 |
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>>22472 |
>> | No. 22475
22475
I'm with TalkTalk and some scumbag Indian scammers just called me up. They knew my name and everything. The woman instructed me to open Event Viewer and read out the event ID, which was 7000, and when she put on this worried tone of voice and said oh no that means 7000 errors! Then they tried to get me to download some remote desktop software, and when I pretended that had failed, she passed me onto her higher-up (i.e. criminal boss) who tried to get me to visit "bit.bo/talktalk123" and download something else. I pretended it was taking a long time and eventually they hung up. |
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22476
>>22475 |
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>>22476 |
>> | No. 22478
22478
I can remember thinking last night "I must do x tomorrow morning". However, what x was has been completely lost to me. |
>> | No. 22479
22479
Flies keep coming into my flat because a mouse has died somewhere in the crawl spaces and the exterminator can't find the body. If that wasn't bad enough my flatmate is scared of flies so instead of doing the civilized thing and directing them out a window she is spraying fly killer everywhere. |
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22480
>>22479 |
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>>22478 |
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>>22478 |
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>>22482 |
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>>22483 |
>> | No. 22485
22485
I hate that one lad's third Nan. |
>> | No. 22486
22486
I've been woken up by cramp in my leg five times in the past two weeks or so. |
>> | No. 22487
22487
>>22486 |
>> | No. 22488
22488
In typical British style, the Queen's birthday beacon wont fucking light properly. |
>> | No. 22511
22511
Can someone give me some insight on this? |
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22512
>>22511 |
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22513
>>22511 |
>> | No. 22514
22514
Um. Southern Water don't know we live here, and we won't be in two months. Anyway, today we got a letter saying 'please tell us you live here or we'll cut you off at some point.' |
>> | No. 22515
22515
I've just emigrated to America and it's like being back in time. I've used my chip and PIN on my card once since getting here last Wednesday, I've had to sign for everything else. I need to pay my bills by *actually turning up and paying my bills*. I went with this big bank because they offer "Bill Pay", which I assumed meant they would just set up a direct debit like I can back at home, but apparently what it actually does is just mail an actual physical cheque on my behalf once a month. |
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>>22512 |
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>>22515 |
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Why the fuck can people not understand that just because a traffic light is green you don't need to go? |
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>>22521 |
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other-road-markings-box-junction.jpg >>22521 |
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>>22524 |
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>>22522 |
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22531
Lost part of a job application due to the backspace key shortcut that is ubiquitous in web browsers. I know, I should have typed it out in a document first, but is there anyone that has never been caught out by this? |
>> | No. 22532
22532
I made a small non-committal email enquiry about a special lecture going on at a university. Now my name is on a list to do formal socialising with bigwigs for a solid hour if not more about topics I don't care about and I don't know if I can get out of this without looking like a dick. |
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22533
I had to go to Toys'R'Us today. They're still selling VHS tapes and they're asking about £8/£9 for them. I have absolutely no idea how they're still in business. |
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22535
The over usage of the word "cuck" as an insult, it's gone from a stinging and beautiful insult to a low energy meme-esque low brow insult. |
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>>22535 |
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I just checked my credit score which is 'good' / about average. |
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HTB1Ayr5MXXXXXbpXVXXq6xXFXXXK.jpg >>22539 |
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>>22539 |
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I watched 15 minutes of Bake Off Creme de la Creme and I think that's more than enough to fuel my hatred of the bourgeoisie for at least 6 months. |
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The reduced section in my local Co-op. There doesn't seem to be any logic behind how much they reduce them by so it's always hit and miss when you go in. |
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>>22565 |
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Every week I withdraw £50 from a cash machine on a Sunday as my budget for the week for food, except for today I did my shopping because it's a bank holiday. |
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>>22567 |
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>>22570 |
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22581
Why doesn't Amazon show the fucking publishing dates of books it's selling? |
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>>22581 |
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>>22581 |
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22599
The lovely weekend surprise I had planned of taking my girlfriend out to the West End treat her to a play and a bit of hotel sex has potentially been scuppered by her possibly having contracted glandular fever. Plus she's too scared by her shitty employers to take any sick leave before her blood test so she can actually get some rest. She's been dragging herself to work with lymph nodes the size and hardness of golf balls. |
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>>22599 |
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dicks.jpg Woke up to learn my keyboard had died overnight after yesterday's spillage. No problem, it was only a cheap one anyway. I go down to PC World to get a quick replacement but when I try to type on it I find the manufacturers have put vitally important keys in the wrong bloody place. Absolute cunts. |
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>>22618 |
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The word 'parse' is a homonym for 'pass'. This essentially prohibits its use in casual spoken conversation because every time I have to explain, "no, I mean P-A-R-S-E", such that I now resort to a less precise verb like 'process' instead. |
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>>22620 |
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>>22620 |
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Against all the advice given to me I just bought a macbook air. |
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>>22625 |
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Just got stuck behind someone at the entrance to my apartment buildings who had pulled right up to the gates so that I could swipe us both in, tailgated behind them confident in the fact that they stay open for ages and then the daft plastic barricades came crashing down on the roof of my hire car. So basically that's ruined a real good day. |
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>>22629 |
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>>22630 |
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>>22618 |
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I was in bed with my laptop when I decided to boot up a game last night, but I fell asleep about 15 seconds later. I wouldn't mind but Steam likes to tell everyone how much time you're wasting. |
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>>22633 |
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My lettings agency has an online reporting system for maintenance issues. I reported an issue with one of the supplied built-in appliances in the flat a week ago and still haven't heard anything other than the automatic acknowledgement. I guess I'm going to have to call them up on Monday, which leaves me wondering what the point of the online system is in the first place. |
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I've got some supposedly non-stick ceramic pans that are literally the opposite of that. Everything sticks, regardless of oil, butter or temperature, and it sticks in that thorough, meal-ruining way. I just wanted a nice omelette, but instead I've got this half scrambled, half fried mess of cheese, bacon, mushroom and eggs. |
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My financial situation has become so dire I'm considering signing up for medical trials. |
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article-2421568-1BD5CC99000005DC-603_634x422[1].jpg If there was one thing I thought I knew about this world, it was the shape of Dairy Milk chocolate. Is nothing sacred anymore? |
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Cadbury[1].jpg >>22657 |
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>>22657>>22658 |
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lithium1[1].jpg >do the batteries go funny on them often? |
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>>22649 |
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22662
Speaking of batteries I've just bought a Z5 Compact and the battery is fucking awesome, I haven't charged it for two days, when I stopped charging it was at 72%, I used it fairly heavily after that and it's stil 20%. |
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22663
I'm looking to re-use an old phone, but EE want £10 for the privilege of sending me a new SIM so I can continue to use the service I'm already fucking paying them for. Cunts. |
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>>22663 |
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$_57.jpg >>22663 |
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>>22663 |
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I've just assembled an Amazon order containing add-on item, and the total is £19.80. So now I'm going to have to buy another foot-long Cat 6 cable. |
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>>22672 |
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>>22675 |
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It occurred to me last night how utterly buggered my life is, provided I do nothing to fix it. |
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>>22689 |
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>>22690 |
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The main line is closed, so instead of one train at midnight and another at around 5am, I've got a fucking freight train every 10-15 minutes running past my flat. |
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Infected.png I may have a virus problem. |
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So Eric Pickles got a knighthood. What the fuck? |
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They've just interviewed a participant in the Invictus games on the BBC. Is this an excuse for poshos to have a jolly whilst ordinary war veterans become homeless alcoholics? |
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>>22704 |
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article-1274439-09791395000005DC-186_468x596[1].jpg >>22720 |
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> We tried to deliver your parcel but couldn't access your property |
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3477271d-e619-47d9-83e1-ad811b851a73.jpg >>22720 |
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Why do people from work have to add me on Facebook? |
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>>22733 |
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>>22734 |
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>>22725 |
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>>22725 |
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I had a wank in the shower and I must have got some of the lather down my Jap's eye because it's now raw and stingy. |
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>>22738 |
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>>22739 |
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>>22755 |
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I know 'everyone is an idiot but me' is a cliché but this past week I've been talking to and listening to lectures from a number of leading academics who are quite apparently morons. |
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>>22742 |
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>>22755 |
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In this thread we reveal that, deep down, we are all chairlad. |
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I studiously clean it up with something disposable or that can be washed. Fuck the lot of you. |
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Can we discuss something else? |
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>>22762 |
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My hands smell all metallic. |
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>>22773 |
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>>22786 |
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200192247-002-four-judges-holding-up-10-score-card.jpg >>22787 |
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I've not showered for a LONG period of time before, when I was depressed. I lived in a house for a year, and I genuinely don't think I showered more than five times in that year. |
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>>22783 |
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Filthylad is right. I haven't showered since the starts of April, and I haven't had any problems. |
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>>22789 |
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>>22784 |
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22794
This is only tangentially related to what's being discussed, but I remember some hilarious advice that was getting posted all over /r9k/ some years ago that told lads to basically wear their bollock stank as aftershave. |
>> | No. 22795
22795
The only people who need to wash regularly are plebs who can't attract women unless they are clean. |
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>>22792 |
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pluto_horizon.jpg Women, on dating sites, that are into astrology but write that they're interested in 'astronomy'. |
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22798
How quickly trainers get holes in them because of bastard stones and glass. I bought my new trainers a couple of weeks back and I noticed after the rain today that all too familiar squelching sound that tells me soon I will have holes in my socks. |
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>>22798 |
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Nike-Free-5.0-sole.jpg >>22798 |
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>>22799 |
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22806
Finally watched the Frankie Boyle Netflix special last night and honestly wish I hadn't; it's almost depressing to see what a fat, clapped out old windbag he's turned into. Pity the poor bastards who shelled out to watch that harrowed haunted-eyed bastard half-heartedly trot out a show composed roughly half and half of jokes already published in 2014's "Scotland's Jesus" and new jokes shoehorned into tired devices that were already beginning to feel abused during his last DVD. The true kicker was his, after telling someone who merely wanted to piss / escape the misery on stage that he had "no soul", finishing the show by saying how much he liked and admired Bill Hicks. Now, Billy was no saint but at least he had the decency to die while he was still funny, something Frankie has failed at entirely. |
>> | No. 22807
22807
Why do Chris Evans and Piers Morgan still get work? What TV commissioner, producer or owner still thinks that either of those men are a draw for viewers? |
>> | No. 22808
22808
Not to drag this conversation back to dating, but what does 'live laugh and love' mean, anyway? Where did it originate? What are people trying to say by putting it on their profile? |
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22809
>>22808 |
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>>22807 |
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22811
Cunts at work treating me like an alien species because I don't conform to their basic life plans. |
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>>22811 |
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I've bought a quiche from Co-op and the pastry is ridiculously soggy. If you try and cut a slice out it just collapses. |
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>>22812 |
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>>22816 |
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I just can't stop making typos lately. If this post comes out without any it will be genuinely remarkable. |
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>>22820 |
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>>22825 |
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22828
It's the time of the year where people start talking about ankle socks when really they mean trainer socks. |
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>>22822 |
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There is a clear anti-bald bias in this world, Derren Brown is its latest prominent victim. |
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>>22830 |
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danny.jpg Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. |
>> | No. 22833
22833
Has anyone else noticed that a disproportionately large number of VW Golfs are driven by bald men? |
>> | No. 22834
22834
I hate how unjust racism is, in all its forms, but also in how poorly targeted it is. I just feel like, on the balance of things, Germans should be far, far more reviled than any dark skinned ethnicity. |
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>>22834 |
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22836
Ankle socks is a better name for ankle socks. |
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>>22836 |
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>>22837 |
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22839
The Sky News weather map is roughly twenty feet tall. |
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>>22839 |
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22842
My rant is the heat today in the NW of England at the moment. It's too hot to do anything. Me being poor doesn't help that problem. |
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>>22842 |
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organic-chocolate-2.jpg I tried the Sam Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout for the first time at the weekend and I'm very worried that my waistline is going to start expanding soon because it's just that fucking good. I've already lost quite a bit of definition on my abs, but calorie counting means staying in and not drinking ale with my pals. And yes, this is probably the most spoiled whinge I've ever made here. |
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Ethanol metabolism.jpg >>22845>>22846 |
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>>22853 |
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What's the best drink for weight conscious alcoholics? Spirits mixed with diet coke? Wine? |
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>>22853 |
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>>22855 |
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>>22850 |
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Work ordered me the comfiest branded jumper I could possibly find. Not too thick, not too thin, super soft. |
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>>22860 |
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>>22861 |
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>>22855 |
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Women and ice. No I'm not a drugman from the 90s I mean how women go out and buy a huge bag of ice rather than using the plastic trays we have at home. I've lived with many women and they all seem to do this like they have some insider information that igloo making is about to take off. |
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22867
>>22866 |
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>Posting from your ISP, IP range, or country has been blocked due to abuse. 4chan Pass users can bypass this block. |
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>>22866 |
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>>22867 |
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22871
There are certain drinks that are just much better with ice. I find any sort of spirit with mixer needs to be cold, not jut fridge chilled, and the slowly melting water often contributes to the balance of the flavour. Try a JD and coke without ice, Jesus, it is the taste of pleb in liquid form. (Bonus points for festival mode, where you leave the coke to go flat and then warm it up a bit first.) |
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>>22871 |
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My internet connection went down at around 12.30 and Virgin's faults line closed at 12. My phone signal is utter wank, so discovering the latter took almost twenty minutes. |
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tmp_9461-bone1585392747.jpg Peter Bone is complaining that the BBC is biased for not letting him wear his Grassroots Out tie for a down-the-line. I mean, what could possibly go wrong with wearing a bright green tie in front of a green screen? |
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>>22874 |
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>>22874 |
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>>22876 |
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097010510513.jpg >>22875 |
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>>22878 |
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>>22877 |
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George-Osborne-Visits-Eas-008.jpg >>22878 |
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2011-07-25 Cacties Riders in the Sky 008.jpg >>22879 |
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il_fullxfull.338677376.jpg >>22882 |
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il_570xN.738492159_7yh4.jpg >>22883 |
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It's at least more refined in a way, than wearing a plain tie and heavily patterned shirt. |
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>>22884 |
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Watching this EU debate with young people makes me want to bash my fucking head against a brick. |
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I usd to think QT was the epitome of refined television. |
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>>22895 |
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>>22896 |
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>>22898 |
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I realise I'm going to be in a minority, watching Britain's Got Talent, but the winner was a solider doing a magic act which essentially consisted of him going on stage and saying 'MUH TROOPS'. |
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>>22897 |
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>>22900 |
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>>22905 |
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22910
We have a neighbour in our street who has to be the nosiest cunt ever. Everytime we leave the house he stands in his window and thinks he can't be seen. |
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>>22910 |
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>>22910>>22911 |
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Also just to add to my shit weekend and my annoying cunt neighbour my brand new electric toothbrush managed to be knocked by falling shampoo in such a way that it rolled perfectly across the ledge before falling and, again journeying perfectly, going straight into my toilet. |
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I like washing my car. It's quite therapeutic. I haven't bothered to do it in months, mind. |
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>>22906 |
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Why is the liberal left so prone to reading things into the most minor of occurrences? Like mansplaining being the essence of the patriarchy or a bloke with a flag being the new Mosley. |
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The-Royal-Family-Trooping-Colour-Horse-Guards-Para.jpg >>22927 |
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New Top Gear is really, really bad. I don't know why I'm watching it. |
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FB_IMG_1464602865759.jpg RIP, Cecil. |
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Youtube drama. |
>> | No. 22948
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I made a post in confidence about a problem at work on Reddit to get advice and for some reason people find it hilarious and now it's picking up traction because people find it funny. I hope nobody from work uses Reddit. |
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Why do I watch Fear The Walking Dead? It's really not very good. |
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>>22955 |
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I posted anonymously in an obscure subreddit about a problem at work as I said last night before sleeping. |
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chk_jschl.jpg >>22967 |
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Let's hope the Daily Mail or someone like it doesn't read reddit. It's such a funny story, I'm sure they wouldn't steal it. |
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>> | No. 22979
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The BBC's trail for their Euros coverage sees their presentation team dolled up as pre-Revolutionary French nobility while borrowing the motto of the Republic. Even as minor a piss-off as this is, it probably still annoys me more than it should. |
>> | No. 22980
22980
How much of a ballache travel anywhere is now. I just got grilled by Canadian customs, even had all my luggage searched, including the pictures on my camera (I should really put some shocking content on the memory card next time) before they finally decided I was no harm. One of them held up my external hard drive and asked what it was. I said it was a blank external. He then said "So why do you have it?" He gave up trying to start my laptop up too and didn't realise it was because it had no battery in it. These are the kind of people that enforce laws. And it saddens me. |
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>>22984 What if he was smuggling data out of the country lad? |
>> | No. 22990
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My girlfriend decided to stay up and watch Question Time with me. She would not shut the fuck up, I missed most of what was said. |
>> | No. 22991
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cillit_bang_barry_scott.jpg >>22986 |
>> | No. 22992
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I have a hospital referral. The letter tells me to call when their office is open or leave a message on the answering machine. When they're open they don't seem to bother answering the phone, and while the office is currently closed they appear to have forgotten to turn the answering machine on. |
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I just ate too much cheese. |
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>>22992 |
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>> | No. 22998
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People complaining that they're not pointing out Muhammad Ali is a eskimo when reporting on his death, but they'll point it out when reporting on Islamic extremists. |
>> | No. 22999
22999
Why are the supermarkets full of OAPs on Saturdays and Sundays. Haven't they got 5 other days free they could use instead? |
>> | No. 23000
23000
I hate my shitty office job so I just spent £20 on verbal and numerical reasoning practice books so I can have another crack at grad schemes despite finishing uni a few years ago. |
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>>23000 |
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I went into Co-op about three quarters of an hour before closing and one of their employees rounded up all of their reduced food, put it in a trolley and took it into the back. It's the most disheartening thing I have seen for a while. I'm guessing the staff took it off the shop floor early so they could divvy it up between themselves; there seemed to be a fair bit of decent produce in that trolley. |
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>>23001 |
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Its too hot lads. I know its probably not in terms of summer nights generally but my body is completely unprepared for this. |
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>>23005 |
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/101/ the fact that it's nice while I have exams, but is forecast to go to shit as soon as they finish. |
>> | No. 23009
23009
A close mate of mine is having a horrendous time living with his scummy housemates. |
>> | No. 23010
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There's a girl at work whose at least a 9/10. Not in the subjective way, but an objective, 'holy shit she probably belongs on the Daily Mail gossip column jogging down a Hollywood street.' |
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Any updates from 中文lad? |
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>>23015 |
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To the cunt who kicked all of this off, I hope you die a horrible death. |
>> | No. 23035
23035
I really wish mid-teenage years me hadn't chugged litre after litre of Dr Pepper and taken utterly shite care of his teeth. |
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>>23033 |
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This is objectively the silliest cunt-off in recent .gs history. |
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>>23042 |
>> | No. 23044
23044
Michael Fish is never, ever going to live that down, is it? |
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>>23044 |
>> | No. 23046
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I've shooed the pigeons away from my balcony three times in the last quarter of an hour, and now the fuckers are back again. |
>> | No. 23047
23047
cometa-fenix-400-star-airguns[1].jpg >>23046 |
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1432636374214.jpg Just got denied a request for an unpaid weekend off at my glorious minimum wage, 0 hours job. |
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23049
Blaming everything on mental illness. It was in the local news that a drunken man fell into a river and refused help from the police to get out. Many of the comments were saying people shouldn't judge him because they'd diagnosed him as having mental health problems. It's used as the catch all term for everything these days and it worries me that people with actual mental illnesses won't be taken as seriously because the word has been watered down to the point of losing all meaning. |
>> | No. 23050
23050
I just managed to fuck up with an attractive woman giving me an in, and to make it worse, I come across as rude too. |
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>>23051 |
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>>23052 |
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british-winston-churchill-postage-stamp-7530095.jpg Nowhere fucking sells stamps anymore. |
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>>23054 |
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Trooping of the Colour is on. Every time they show a shot of the crowd they're all watching it through their phone/tablet screen. |
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>>23057 |
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35268CC300000578-3636413-image-a-60_1465641124568.jpg >>23058 |
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23063
I decided to have a sit down wee, but I didn't realise the heat and sweat had effectively caused my knob and gonads to stick together, so I ended up pissing into my ballsack. |
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>>23063 |
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When you wake up to a completely numb arm because you (or her) have been laying on it and half-asleep you roll over and manage to flop your numb hand over your mouth. I'll be up for days now. |
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>>23068 |
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A few things I'd like to get off my chest |
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>>23071 |
>> | No. 23073
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_89953577_89953576.jpg We live in a nice suburban area on a quiet street and there's just one fucking chav family that somehow afford a house here and they're a pain in the arse. |
>> | No. 23074
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queen.jpg >>23073 |
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itz.png Pic related. Oh sure, let's make sure not to offend the fatties while they block the escalators with their eighteen stone blubbery frames. Just the kind of blue sky thinking we need in the middle of an obesity crisis. |
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rzhaB[1].jpg >>23076 |
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violet.jpg >>23079 |
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My new neighbour asked me the first time he saw me if I knew anyone who could sell me pot. I didn't. Yesterday he asked me if I wanted to buy any watches. That's watches; plural. And just now he knocked on my door asking me if I was interested in a crate of beer for a tenner, which I declined. He then offered me a box of energy drinks that were also turned down. |
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>>23089 |
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I've forgotten to replenish my carrier bags in my car, so now I'm gonna have to pay 5p when I've got shitloads at home. |
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>>23092 |
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>>23095 |
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I can't stop taking pictures of the inside of my gob. It's grossly fascinating. |
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IMG_0195[1].jpg >>23096 |
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>>23098 |
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>>23099 |
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23101
I cocked up a perfectly good opportunity with a lass way out of my league while we were both away at a conference, an opportunity which she verbally confirmed that she wanted me to take to her friend while I was still there. I fully intend to ask her out when she gets back from her holiday, but have had no contact with her since I left the conference venue and I'm going positively mad fantasising over all of the way she might say yes and we might become the hottest couple in town or the many ways that she might say no and my life will be briefly terrible. |
>> | No. 23102
23102
That fucking robot announcer on the bus. I have "[Bus number] to [Destination]" ingrained in my head in a singsong voice. I don't even take the bus much. |
>> | No. 23104
23104
I bought some Frijj for the first time in years because they have limited edition chocolate orange flavour, but:- |
>> | No. 23105
23105
too PC.jpg This picture appeared on facebook and blew smoke up my arse for it's weird political statement. |
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>>23105 |
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23107
>football on BBC4 |
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>>23106 |
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>>23106 |
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Can you shite hawks not keep this to two threads? |
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>>23110 |
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>>23116 |
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I'm frustrated that over the past week the EU referendum has flooded my facebook news feed. Fair enough its a big issue but the way its being written about on all sides is starting to get my back up. |
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213YW2q[1].jpg >>23119 |
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>>23119 |
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>>23121 |
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>>23119 |
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>>23122 |
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23126
I realise I don't actually know the name of my, for a few years now, deceased grandmother. Not really sure how to find out without making my mum cry. |
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>>23126 |
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>>23128 |
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>>23129 |
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>>23131 |
>> | No. 23133
23133
The Halifax adverts with Topcat and The Flintstones because the voices are a bit off. |
>> | No. 23134
23134
There are two moths sat on my wall, just hanging about, chatting about moth stuff, presumable. But there's this other mental bastard who's decided to spend the entire night doing laps around my head or something. I can't kill him because he's clearly an idiot and means no harm. |
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>>23134 |
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maxresdefault.jpg Deliveroo won't deliver to my area, despite being closer to and/or quicker to reach from, some of the restaurants than areas they will deliver to. |
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>>23134 |
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>>23134 |
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>>23138 |
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23140
England fans who refuse to even admit England might not be good at football. |
>> | No. 23141
23141
Wimbledon is on BBC1 and 2. |
>> | No. 23142
23142
Picking my daughter up from dance class, for two reasons:- |
>> | No. 23143
23143
6b87e4ed4a93598f74f0073656c6ceb1.jpg >>23139 |
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>>23142 |
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>>23144 |
>> | No. 23146
23146
My neighbours flat caught fire in the middle of the night. |
>> | No. 23147
23147
Baz.jpg >>23144 |
>> | No. 23148
23148
Laurie Penny just invited about 4,000,000 metric tonnes of Twitter shit upon herself. |
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>>23148 |
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>>23149 |
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>>23148 |
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>>23149>>23151 |
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>>23151 |
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>>23150 |
>> | No. 23155
23155
I for one don't even own a throne. |
>> | No. 23156
23156
5e3.png >RIP Laurie Penny |
>> | No. 23157
23157
To be honest, if you hadn't worked out the "spoiler" years ago, you deserve to have things ruined. |
>> | No. 23158
23158
So what exactly was the spoiler? |
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>>23158 |
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>>23156 |
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>>23156 |
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>>23161 |
>> | No. 23163
23163
Its 4am and I've had to get up to hunt a centipede. I don't know how it got into my room by there was no chance I was drifting off with thoughts of that little shit stinging my ankle. |
>> | No. 23164
23164
greenvan.png This thing. By picking this slot you can save |
>> | No. 23165
23165
Just fired off an 11 page complaint to the DWP. |
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>>23164 |
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>>23166 |
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>>23164 |
>> | No. 23169
23169
I just noticed Russel Kane was on the most recent QT. |
>> | No. 23170
23170
WikipediaFundraising.png The British pornographic genre. We all like spaffing on a girl but it feels like 99% of British porn is a group of 6-7 pale 40-something men in a circle wanking on a rough looking girls face. Its nice that you lads have so many meet-ups but at the same time I think passing it off as pornography is stretching the truth a little. |
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>>23170 |
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23172
>>23170>>23171 |
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>>23170 |
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23174
I'm at a conference. All the ingredients for tea and coffee are prepared and available on the buffet table. But there are no spoons. It's like some kind of kafkaesque torture. |
>> | No. 23175
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>>23174 |
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matrixspoon_neo.jpg >>23174 |
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>>23176 |
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>>23177 |
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>>23178 |
>> | No. 23180
23180
Next person crying bitch tears about getting shit on Twitter is getting a slap. |
>> | No. 23181
23181
I have done nothing to warrant a mouth ulcer, yet I have anyway. |
>> | No. 23182
23182
The fact that I can't have almond milk in my coffee without it being seen as a political statement. Its just nice and I find it easier on my guts. Same goes for vegetarian foods which now and then add a nice bit of variation to my diet. |
>> | No. 23183
23183
>>23182 |
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>>23183 |
>> | No. 23185
23185
Despite what I said when I first saw it several years ago, I'm beginning to the think the first Hobbit film is actually total shite. |
>> | No. 23186
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>>23185 |
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>>23186 |
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>>23186 |
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23189
I'm depressed so I'm going to eat mini sausage rolls until I'm dead. |
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>>23189 |
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>>23190 |
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>>23191 |
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GettyImages-84782501.jpg >>23191 |
>> | No. 23194
23194
Has the BBC news always been so shit? |
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>>23194 |
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>>23194 |
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23198
Victoria Derbyshire is actually quite shit. |
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23199
>>23198 |
>> | No. 23200
23200
Recruitment consultants. I was job hunting in December and they're still calling me now. |
>> | No. 23201
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>>23200 |
>> | No. 23202
23202
mahnet.png This shit showing up on every video I watch. I have a feeling it's Tai mk. 2 where this cunt has bought up all the recommendations. |
>> | No. 23203
23203
Cunts who decide to smoke while waiting for the bus but rather than taking note of the wind direction, stand against the wind so the smoke blows through the shelter/stop. |
>> | No. 23204
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>>23199 |
>> | No. 23205
23205
My mobile phone company has a nifty little feature that still allows you to view their website even if you don't have any data (I assume they all do this). Unfortunately the geniuses at this particular provider have failed to realise that it doesn't actually allow you to log in and/or purchase more data thus making the feature completely and totally useless unless you're willing to ask a random stranger on the bus to turn on his hotspot for 30 seconds. |
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23206
>>23205 |
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>>23205 |
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23208
Why is every male co-host on BBC Breakfast so incredibly uncomfortable with being there? Roger Johnson's alright I suppose. |
>> | No. 23209
23209
I only just noticed, on probably my fourth viewing of the film, that the scene in Shaun of the Dead where Shaun and three other people are all trying to fire the same gun is obviously inspired by four people trying to play a Playstation or Xbox or whatever but only having the one controller. |
>> | No. 23210
23210
>>23205 |
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23211
>>23209 |
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23212
The fact that my long, wordy, hand-crafted post report message is lost to the annals of time because "That post is already in the report queue". |
>> | No. 23213
23213
I applied for an Irish passport and on the application form it had a number. |
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23214
>>23213 |
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23215
>>23213 |
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23216
My annoying cunt of a neighbour is cleaning his car again. Literally every weekend, for hours and hours. Hoover, polish, hoover again, more polish. |
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>>23216 |
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themchickens.jpg >>23216 |
>> | No. 23219
23219
I'm gonna ask because I'm almost certain I wasn't in the wrong, but thought anonymous, neutral input might help me decide if I overreacted. |
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23220
>>23219 |
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>>23220 |
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>>23221 |
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23224
Nearly all dog owners are wankers. I'd like to see a compulsory licensing scheme. |
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>>23224 |
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>>23220 |
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>>23226 |
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>>23219 |
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>>23227 |
>> | No. 23234
23234
My security question for my Blizzard account is "What make was your first car?". |
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23238
>>23234 |
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>>23234 |
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>>23239 |
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>>23240 |
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