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>> No. 23246 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 3:15 pm
23246 Minor rants and piss-offs, Mk V
I think we're due a new thread, and this picture idea, especially considering the mark, I couldn't not make.

Auto electric windows. My shitty Rover from 2005 has them, and unlike better cars, it doesn't have the 'double click' in the window switch, so unless you want the window all the way down, you have to press the window switch down, then pull it back up when it gets to where you want it to be. It'd be much less hassle to just either have a winder or non-'auto'.
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>> No. 23247 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 3:29 pm
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>>23246
Instead, why don't we just delete every single board and have a few huge threads instead. Weekend, anger, work, Left politics, nonce politics, race hate politics and international politics.
>> No. 23249 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 4:27 pm
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>>23247
Because huge threads break the site.
>> No. 23250 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 4:30 pm
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I was really craving some sweets earlier but as I walked to my local cornershop I realised the schools are still not out for the summer. My local shop is opposite a primary school you see so come 1530 its packed with children and mothers.

Fuck sake I just want to buy many times my recommended allowance of sugar in peace without being judged. When do the schools break-up lads?
>> No. 23251 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 5:46 pm
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I AM FUCKING DYING, MAKE IT STOP.
>> No. 23253 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 6:03 pm
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I've downloaded Spore for my kids, although I've decided to have a crack at it myself, but fucked if I can understand the paint system on the character creator.
>> No. 23254 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 6:07 pm
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I'm not sure if I hate my job or I just hate working.
>> No. 23255 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 6:21 pm
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>>23254
Why not both?
>> No. 23256 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 6:21 pm
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>>23254


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0
>> No. 23257 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 7:24 pm
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>>23251

Yesterday my mum roped me into weeding her fucking horses fields; plural. I dressed for how the weather's been for the last 4 months so predictably ended up hobbled with heatstroke.

Also I keep eating crap food and I can't stop.
>> No. 23258 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 7:57 pm
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>>23254
I had a massive realisation the other day. I found out what my dream is. I want to wake up everyday with absolutely nothing to do. No responsibilities what so ever. Absolutely nothing to do.
>> No. 23259 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 8:03 pm
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>>23258
Did you happen to see your couple's counsellor die of a heart attack during a session?
>> No. 23260 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 8:06 pm
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>>23258

Is it bad that sometimes I think about quitting my job and just doing hobbies I enjoy at home?

A computer,a watch, some pens and a notepad are all I need. I like learning languages, learning skills (it's great to code) and read.

My parents have practically paid off the mortgage and my baby boomer dad has tens of thousands tucked away somewhere.

I sometimes wonder what the worst that could happen is. I live at home? Enjoy my time on earth? They'd never kicked me out.

My only fear is that one day they'll die and the house will be split between me and two other siblings and I want to have enough money to buy it outright.

If I owned a house outright, how much income would I need anyway? Surely within the next 20 yrs we'll see some form of UBI and I'll literally be freed.
>> No. 23261 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 8:09 pm
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>>23258

Don't worry lad. When the robots take our jobs, we can finally abandon the shackles of capitalism and live in a post-scarcity socialist utopia. The only remaining fields of human endeavour will be increasingly pretentious art; and porn of the most utterly depraved, hedonistic kind.

Until then, you can always go on the dole.
>> No. 23262 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 8:16 pm
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>>23261

How fucked would I be as a single male in regards to accommodation if I was theoretically dole scum? Would I eventually get some sort of roof over my head and a door I could lock?
>> No. 23263 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 8:23 pm
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Bertrand Russell's essay on this subject is a long read, but it's well worth it:

http://harpers.org/archive/1932/10/in-praise-of-idleness/
>> No. 23265 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 8:25 pm
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>>23261
>>23262
Being dolescum in itself is a full time job. I have been on it, and for the amount of stress I was put through for that shitty pay, it is ridiculous.

>>23261
People have been saying that for ages now. There will always be work for the workers. The queen bee won't be a queen if the worker bees aren't workers any more.

>>23260
I think about it a lot, but my situation is a bit worse than yours, so I don't know what to do.
>> No. 23266 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 8:26 pm
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>>23259
I don't understand.
>> No. 23267 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 8:29 pm
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I want to enjoy this evening outside but some cunt's house alarm in the next street has been going off for fucking hours now.
>> No. 23268 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 8:34 pm
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>>23265
>People have been saying that for ages now. There will always be work for the workers. The queen bee won't be a queen if the worker bees aren't workers any more.
Who do you think the robots will be working for?

The working classes being liberated from the drudgery of work to live in a post-scarcity leisure society is an optimistic scenario, though. They could just be left to rot and die in exurban slums.
>> No. 23269 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 8:36 pm
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Give it to me straight lads. I'm early 20s. Am I gonna get to nob around with free money whilst robots do the shit in a world where only the hardest jobs require people who will earn lots, or am I gonna be dealing with Janet from HR telling me my email footer doesn't comply with the business accepted standard because I refuse to put a number on it.

You'd be amazed how much more work I get done now by simply removing my number off the footer. If people want to speak to me about something important, they'll email and ask for my number. The amount of cunts ringing for the sake of wasting time has drastically cut down. It's amazing.
>> No. 23270 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 8:39 pm
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>>23269
You and Janet will be fighting over a tin of beans in the ruins of an ASDA once are Theresa uses the bombs.
>> No. 23271 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 8:39 pm
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>>23265
I'd be the first to demand that the only condition for claiming unemployment benefit should be that you are unemployed, but the basics really aren't that difficult. You apply for jobs, you record that you applied for jobs, and then you show that record to your advisor when you sign on. Given the amount of free time we have as dolescum it's a piece of piss to satisfy those requirements. I know I found it difficult but then I am a fuckup in general and Tory Britain makes no concessions for people like me, but the average person shouldn't be struggling.

Unless of course you're referring to all that extra bullshit they have nowadays under the Work Programme, because that's just a whole other kettle of fuckery.
>> No. 23272 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 8:58 pm
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>>23271
>the basics really aren't that difficult
>I know I found it difficult
Hmm...
>> No. 23273 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 9:33 pm
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>>23268

Yeah, it's basically a coin toss as to which way it will go. As the working classes are made obsolete by robots, the rich will no doubt try and protect their position and the current Order Of Things.

The problem is they'll soon realise that robots don't buy very many flat screens, or Will Smith DVDs, or novelty cat mugs, or generally make a good foundation for an economy based on vapid consumerism. Then it'll all start to fall apart and they will wonder what the fuck went wrong.

That's when the forgotten, hungry masses of the sub-proletariat will strike, sensing the weakness at the heart of an establishment that by then, can no longer be sold in propaganda as "on their side" like it is in today's era. Hopefully they will have the sheer strength of numbers to achieve a revolution, and restore humanity to a path of egalitarianism and progress.

It's more likely to be a hybrid of the two. They'll let the proletariat masses starve and reduce the population of the earth to about a hundredth of what it is at present. Then it'll just as inevitably all fall apart and there will be a revolution amongst the elites themselves, humanity will achieve its goal of utopian space-faring egalitarianism, but the downside is that every human alive to see this golden age is the descendant of 21st century bourgeoisie scum.
>> No. 23274 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 9:41 pm
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>>23272
Boy it sure is easy to take things out of context eh.
>> No. 23275 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 9:44 pm
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>>23273
Oh Seamus.
>> No. 23276 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 9:55 pm
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>>23275
Is this a reference to something?
>> No. 23277 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 10:12 pm
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Speaking of queen bees, there's been a spider building wispy fucking cobwebs in the corner of my living room for months and I can only assume it's a she because she moves so fucking fast and I haven't seen any other spiders around in the house since she moved in. She's clearly established a pecking order and she's not letting go for love nor money. For the past 3 hours since I got home from work she's been hanging out in the corner between her skirting board when her lair is and the entrance to the kitchen, just far enough out that I feel worried she'll scuttle over my feet whenever I want to make a cuppa. She's gone back a few times when I've moved the door or stamped on the ground but she kept coming back out so now I'm not messing. I've already evicted her a few months ago out the back door but somehow she's come back in and now she's just there, not fucking moving, on my carpet. Taunting me with the fact she doesn't pay rent and my arachnophobia makes me unwilling to go near the hole in the skirting board that's her digs.

I've named her Felicia. Fuck you, Felicia.
>> No. 23278 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 10:25 pm
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>>23258
>>23260
Well what would you do if you had a million pounds?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lmW2tZP2kU

Figure out what gives your life meaning and do that. You can just about support yourself by working part-time so maybe you could do some OU courses, write Haikus or just read and read.

I turned down a lucrative career a few years back and stayed in academia to do research. While I worry about money and things I can honestly say that I'm happy which is allot better than when I was 20 considering suicide because it all seemed so pointless to go on.

>>23265
>The queen bee won't be a queen if the worker bees aren't workers any more.

This analogy always upsets me. Bees do not work that way.

I get that this is beside the point and largely I agree with your post but this is /101/. Humans are not eusocial insects and ultimately our understanding of bee society tells us more about ourselves than it does explain them.
>> No. 23279 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 10:30 pm
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>>23278

>You can just about support yourself by working part-time

I'm sorry lad, but although you think you are writing a helpful and upbeat post, you are sadly working almost entirely within the realms of fantasy.
>> No. 23280 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 10:33 pm
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Not even 50 posts and we have a cunt off.
>> No. 23281 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 10:39 pm
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>>23273
What if instead things largely just follow the pattern set by the industrial revolution and every other technological revolution before.

We'll retrain the hunters to farm crops and make primitive pornography. Redundant farmers and sabot makers will be retrained to forge steel and make pornographic photographs etc. etc.
>> No. 23282 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 10:51 pm
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>>23279
I manage it. Its a bit shit not being able to go down the pub but plenty of jobs use the label 'part-time' if you find you need to work 30-35 hour weeks.

Your mileage may vary I guess.
>> No. 23283 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 11:00 pm
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>>23282
Then they're labelling them wrong. Anything over 30 hours is classified as full-time.
>> No. 23284 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 11:18 pm
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>>23281

But it can't be turtles all the way down. Problem is there are really a shockingly small amount of actual jobs out there, and once a big one gets taken out, you are dealing with an influx of people who used to work in one industry flooding every other.

When I say there's a shockingly small amount of jobs, that's the crux of the matter. Of course there's millions of people employed in a myriad of roles, but huge numbers of them basically do the same thing. Imagine how many truck drivers there are in the world, taxi drivers, pilots, etc- As soon as we have workable self-driving vehicles, those vast swathes of people are permanently out of work, and the job of "move stuff/people from point A to point B", no matter what fancy flavour of that job, is made obsolete. Those people have to retrain, but the pool of available things that need to be done just gets smaller and smaller as more of those things get automated.

We're already well on the way there. Look what has happened to the economy thanks to China, India etc replacing all our previous low-skill jobs. Just imagine how fucked we are when they figure out how to automate "sit at a desk and look busy".
>> No. 23285 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 11:24 pm
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>>23278
"I dunno, I'll probably just invest it."
"Ooh, calm down."
"Oh I'm sorry, did I say invest it? I meant 'be cool and piss it all away'."
>> No. 23286 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 11:27 pm
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>>23281

If we continue to find new jobs, no problem. If the jobs start drying up, then we need to completely reinvent the economy or risk a collapse of society. We can't just assume that the status quo will continue and hope for the best, we need to start planning now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technological_unemployment#21st_century
>> No. 23287 Anonymous
18th July 2016
Monday 11:35 pm
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>>23281
>What if instead things largely just follow the pattern set by the industrial revolution and every other technological revolution before.

Martin Ford's Rise of The Robots has a good section on this. To summarise, there are in fact very solid indications that "the pattern" has broken down. Technological revolutions have ceased to bring the benefits that they used to: the link between productivity and median wages has collapsed, long term economic inactivity is on the rise, after every recession it is taking longer and longer for the jobs wiped out to return (and when they do they're worse jobs, and we see an increase in the share of part time workers, contributing to the polarisation of incomes).

Education and training was the answer to "where do the displaced workers go?" in the past. But recent innovations in technology, however, have brought machine intelligence on in leaps and bounds, meaning that that's an approach that's running out of usefulness. There is no special rule that means that computers made of flesh will always have a privileged place in the economy over those made of silicon.
>> No. 23288 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 12:24 am
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>>23287

Unless the computers made of silicon develop AI complex enough to develop consumerism, the ones made of flesh will always be necessary. There is no economy if nobody's there (or more to the point, nobody can afford) to exchange money for goods and services. That's where the turning point will happen.

The "economy" itself is just a rational system of self organisation, it's a haphazard way for us humans, crippled by ideas like free will and lacking the ability to communicate as a telepathic hivemind, to roughly co-ordinate our actions. This wouldn't be a problem if the robots replaced us entirely, robots have wi-fi and cold logic.

Anyway I'm rambling. The economy can keep on spiralling upwards for a while, with an ever shrinking pool of rich people using their ever more advanced technology to make, buy and sell each other ever fancier holographic speedboats and diamond-encrusted cybernetic limbs or whatever it is; but capitalism is nonetheless destined to eat itself.

The accumulation of wealth will always eventually reach a critical mass where the system itself stops working.

Was I indoctrinated as some kind of proper hardcore Marxist as a kid without realising?
>> No. 23289 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 12:32 am
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>>23288

And even if the robots DO develop the AI in order to simulate economic activity, how long until THEY start building robots to automate things again because they realised how bullshit it is having to spend their days working for the man, thereby inadvertently bringing about the collapse of their artificially intelligent economy?

Fucking make it stop lads, how far down does it go
>> No. 23290 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 12:38 am
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>>23288
>Unless the computers made of silicon develop AI complex enough to develop consumerism, the ones made of flesh will always be necessary. There is no economy if nobody's there (or more to the point, nobody can afford) to exchange money for goods and services.
Yeah, that's reminiscent of the old story about the American union boss Walter Reuther being shown around a new automated factory by Henry Ford II:

>“Walter, how are you going to get those robots to pay your union dues,” gibed the boss of Ford Motor Company. Without skipping a beat, Reuther replied, “Henry, how are you going to get them to buy your cars?”

The thing is, what you actually need is demand. You don't necessarily need it to come from workers spending their wages.
>> No. 23291 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 12:41 am
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>>23288
And no, you're not a hardcore Marxist. The argument you present has come up in the pages of the FT, the Economist, and other decidely non-Marxist publications, and has been brought up by the likes of the right wing economist Laurence Kotlikoff, the venture capitalist Albert Wenger, etc. etc.
>> No. 23292 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 12:43 am
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>>23288

"The system" doesn't have a purpose, so it can't be said to fail. As you say, it's an emergent product of market forces. If the market determines that there should be a gratuitously wealthy tech elite and a vast underclass, that's what we're stuck with unless there's a revolution. I'm sure that the robots who take all our jobs will efficiently suppress any uprising. In a war between guerrilla fighters and self-aware Predator drones, I'm betting on the drones.

I'm not optimistic about the future.
>> No. 23293 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 5:07 am
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https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/power-toothpaste-the-first-caffeinated-toothpaste/#/

This exists.
>> No. 23294 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 4:22 pm
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>> No. 23295 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 4:30 pm
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Here I am, sat in thirty degree heat, and I don't even have a 9/10 Asian bird that does anal to comfort me. I would just bed in for a siesta but I'm supposed to be on a conference call which nobody appears to have set up.
>> No. 23296 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 5:10 pm
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>>23295
I agree about it being too hot to be working. If I was outdoors it wouldn't be too bad but instead I'm stuck at a desk trying to even start focusing when humidity has turned me into a clammy monster. I've done NOTHING today so why did I even try.

The Asian lass can piss off, far too hot for that. Let me at least have a nice dip in a swimming pool and maybe a cold beer.
>> No. 23297 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 5:17 pm
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>>23296

>The Asian lass can piss off

It's not about actually doing the bumsex, it's that she's there for you even for bumsex.
>> No. 23298 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 5:22 pm
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I just had an argument with the missus for going in a hot bath on a day like this. Is it just me that thinks that is fucking mental and a one way ticket to brain damage?
>> No. 23300 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 5:53 pm
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Today's word of the day is "immolation".
>> No. 23301 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 6:04 pm
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>>23298
I had one. Don't see the issue relly, feels exactly the same as a hot bath any other day of the week.
>> No. 23302 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 6:07 pm
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>>23300

We used to do portmanteau of the week.

I can't think of a good one based on your post though. This annoys me.
>> No. 23303 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 6:25 pm
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>>23302
Immogration, the BNP's new policy.
>> No. 23304 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 7:59 pm
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I cut some skinny jeans in half yesterday because the only other shorts I own are from when I was a fatty-fatty-fat-fat. Anyway, I fell asleep for about an hour earlier and the button fell off them.

Also they make me look a bit like a Bavarian rent boy.
>> No. 23305 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 9:12 pm
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Alex Turner and Miles Kane have become an unbearable parody of everything they were against.

It's hard to believe that the lad who penned 'Fake tales of San Francisco' is dancing around with fake tan on in throw back 70s America 'rock n roll' videos trying to be as edgy and as 'look at me I take drugs and do rock music' as possible alongside miles Kane, also the lad who penned 'don't forget who you are' about his beloved home of Liverpool and working clubs.

The Last Shadow Puppets were fantastic, what they've just released is absolute, cringe inducing garbage.

It annoys me how hard these two are trying to be something their not and it annoys me how shit two insanely talented gents are being because they're aiming for a certain image, that will never work for them.
>> No. 23306 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 9:16 pm
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>>23305

Meant to attach this image too, which even if the music video were to be a parody, would still be unbearable. I feel like they're attempting to paint their attempt for a new image as a bit of an overdone joke whilst secretly being a bit serious. Like when somebody is nervous about changing their hairstyle or your mate turns up at the pub wearing a pink blazer jacket hoping it sinks into part of his style unnoticed, but just incase he gets called out he always has his 'it's just a bit of a laugh I'm obviously not serious' excuse to hand.
>> No. 23307 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 10:02 pm
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>>23306
>Like when somebody is nervous about changing their hairstyle
I've been meaning to ask. Do people maintain their hair styles? As in, go to the barbers and ask for the same cut as they had last time?
I've always had varying haircuts because I don't pay attention to what the last one I had was called and just give the barber either vague directions or tell them to do whatever they think would work best.
>> No. 23308 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 10:13 pm
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>>23307

I've been thinking about having a major shake up of my hair for a while but

a) what if it looks shit?
b) How do I know what to ask for? I don't know what to ask for as it is as the same lady has cut my hair for over 20 years, I just sit down and it happens.
>> No. 23309 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 11:20 pm
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This is the only place it's comfortable. Sat on a camping chair, outside, at 23:20. Fuck me. It also appears my phone has adaptive ISO on the rolling shutter. Interesting.
>> No. 23310 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 11:26 pm
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>>23309
There's a screenshot button on your computer; you don't need to take a photograph of it.
>> No. 23311 Anonymous
19th July 2016
Tuesday 11:50 pm
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>>23310
The picture wasn't just of the laptop.
>> No. 23312 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 12:21 am
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>>23310
He wanted to include his pussy.
>> No. 23314 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 2:23 am
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>>23309
I see OkCupid.
>> No. 23317 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 10:46 am
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>>23314
I am chronically lonely.
>> No. 23319 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 12:01 pm
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>>23317
OkCupid is rife with weirdos with daddy issues, "full-time mums" and other undesirables. Anyone worth your time is on Tinder or something similar. Do yourself a favour and leave it.
>> No. 23320 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 12:42 pm
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>>23319
My experience with tinder has hardly been dissimilar although I admit OKCupid is far worse for it. The only difference seems to be the volume of students but they all tend to be of a sort you'd do well to avoid.

You find keepers by leaving the house. Take all this electronic dating shite and bin it.
>> No. 23324 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 1:25 pm
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>>23320
To be fair, tinder was what allowed me to meet my current missus, we've been together for a solid year.

The premise is very simple; you match with the clear agreement you both find each other attractive (or not physically repugnant), and you can quickly organise a date. My rule was this; I started a conversation with "Hello!", always the same - if she was too good to respond to such an innocuous opener within a few day - fuck it, dropped. I never ever messaged twice, meaning, if I asked a question, and I was left hanging, and for a day or more, then I moved on.
There was nothing more desperate than trying to be an angsty shit - my gf also corroborated this and confirmed she found lads being belligerent extremely unattractive when she was on it.

OkCupid is another game altogether - you have to invest time in building a profile which is a complete waste of time. There is a false notion that this will create conversation material, but it always has and will boil down to attractiveness. I've met lasses on their with terrible pictures but great profiles. Pictures that looked as if they smeared Vaseline over a web-cam from 2001 - I gave them the benefit of the doubt and still agreed for a date. It comes to no surprise then that upon meeting them, they made my stomach drop. To be fair, I'm no model but this was taking the piss. I never did bail, and we had a semi-enjoyable evening, but as soon as they got back on the bus I hastily deleted their numbers and never responded to their messages.
>> No. 23325 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 1:27 pm
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>>23324
there not their...

It's this heat I swear...
>> No. 23326 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 2:12 pm
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>>23324
>I hastily deleted their numbers and never responded to their messages.
That's cold. Why couldn't you just text them something along the lines of "I had a really nice time with you but I'm afraid I didn't feel a spark, sorry".
>> No. 23327 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 2:55 pm
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>>23326
Ok I lied, I did reply to a few along those lines, but the fact of the matter of was that the date was it - no more fannying about.
>> No. 23332 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 4:44 pm
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>>23324
>My rule was this; I started a conversation with "Hello!", always the same

I detest people who try to open a conversation with a lazy line like this. Okay, I reply with 'hello'. Your move master conversationalist.

Either make an observation/relevant question or hoof off. Women are the worst for this and it carries with it an expectation that its all my job which is not what I look for in a partner.
>> No. 23335 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 4:57 pm
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>>23319

My dream woman is a BBW with weird hair, a dry wit and utterly depraved sexual appetites. I have a fantastic time on OkCupid.
>> No. 23336 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 5:47 pm
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>>23332
It's clear you've never bothered to use Tinder or how to carry a conversation m90.

Hello is simple, hello is not presumptuous, hello can be followed by a simple "Hi, how are you?" which leads to a conversation.

How the fuck am I supposed to tailor every greeting to everyone I meet? Are you that desperate and unconfident in your looks/personality that you need to make some hilarious quips about nothing to seem "quirky" and interesting? Get over yourself, Hello is what you get, and if you're above that, then kindly fuck off.
>> No. 23337 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 6:10 pm
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>>23336
Your supposed to look over their profile at least once before you decide to message. Expressing an interest in other people is a must even if its just making chit-chat about the dogs.
>> No. 23338 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 6:10 pm
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Fucking kids playing on the street because their parents are too lazy to take them to a park or let them go play on the MASSIVE FUCKING FIELD that's just around the corner, because they'd rather be able to still sit out in their shorts drinking Stella. Why do we even have such an infestation of children on this street? There's one big family who seem to operate like a hive where there are three generations and several cousins present all day long; and there's another family whose mum seems to be a child minder of sorts bringing yet more mewling brats hereto disturb my peace. The thing is I know it makes me a bit of a misery guts to hate the sound of kids playing outside and getting exercise, but surely it's some sort of anti-social behaviour if it's fucking constant from the moment I get home from work, until about 9pm, and the parents don't even tell them to be quiet when they're sat screaming at each other over who gets to use which fucking ball or whatever.

Great, now one of them is fucking starting with a fucking tantrum. The heat is making me grumpy enough without this bullshit.
>> No. 23339 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 6:54 pm
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People who routinely whine and do so incessantly about the two days of nice weather we get each year.

Get a fucking grip and grow up.
>> No. 23340 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 7:00 pm
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>>23339

I second that.

It seems to me that people who get unhappy about the weather, will get unhappy about anything and everything.
>> No. 23341 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 7:22 pm
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>>23339

Are you sure you're not lost? You do know what country you are in right? Moaning about inane shit is our biggest national pastime.
>> No. 23342 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 7:23 pm
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>>23305

> It's hard to believe that the lad who penned 'Fake tales of San Francisco' is dancing around with fake tan on in throw back 70s America 'rock n roll' videos trying to be as edgy and as 'look at me I take drugs and do rock music'

As much as I used to like QOTSA, it all went pete tong for AM when they met Josh Homme imo.
>> No. 23343 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 7:29 pm
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>>23341

I also hate people that justify things by pretending that they're some sort of quirky brit who can't enjoy nice weather.

Of course we can, otherwise we wouldn't go on holiday.
>> No. 23344 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 7:34 pm
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>>23343

Boiling hot weather is nice when you start drinking at 10am and lounge around a pool all day. It's shit if you've got to stand on the train with a load of sweaty bastards pressed up against you.
>> No. 23345 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 7:35 pm
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>>23343
What's nice about covering yourself in sweat without going anywhere, spending days in pain because you're burnt to a crisp, being unable to sleep for hours, having flies all over the fucking place, sitting there drenched because its so humid and uncomfortable nothing will evaporate?

It's fucking horrible, it's not bloody nice in the slightest.
>> No. 23346 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 7:38 pm
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>>23345

Things might not be so bad if slightly warmer weather upsets you this much.

Moan about how the rain and wind makes things shit, or perpetual grey skies are depressing, or cold wintery ice makes everything twice as difficult.

You just all moan about it because you think it's some sort of British right of way and you're really working into the stereotype by spewing such shit.

It's a bit of sun, get over it. If you're spending 'days in pain because you're burnt to a crisp' you're either in need of a medical diagnosis for a skin condition or walking around naked and not applying suncream.
>> No. 23347 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 7:38 pm
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>>23339 nice weather

It's not nice for us, you cretinous fucker. That's why we whine. Or suck it up and pray for it to end soon.
Either way, it's 'nice' like being kicked in the balls repeatedly is 'nice'. Brain shuts down, cycling around gets me sweaty, every fucking thing is hot to the touch. Just foul. Tolerable on holiday when I'm not trying to get things done, but I'd still rather not.
I love winter. Can't get enough of snow, bright cold days, driving rain, wind, all of it. But people whine about that.
>> No. 23348 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 7:42 pm
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>>23343

I hate people meta-complaining about people complaining because they think they are so much more free-thinking and rational for not sharing opinions with other groups of people.
>> No. 23349 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 7:49 pm
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>>23348

Cool input.

>>23347
You're all acting like we've just inhabited the weather of Saudi Arabia on a permanent basis and we're not having a bit of sun for two days.

Honest to god, you don't have to like it, but this over dramatisation of how bad it is is fucking pathetic.

As I said, you all need to get a grip.
>> No. 23350 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 7:52 pm
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>>23349
Maybe it affects different people to a different extent?
Maybe it really is fucking horrible for some people?
Sure, whining's not going to fix it, but can't you just live with a bit of whining for a few days?
>> No. 23351 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 7:53 pm
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>>23350

Yes, obviously it will, but I strongly doubt that most people aren't being burnt to a crisp and being in agony for days.

I don't like the rain, I don't act like a second biblical flood is about to come and wash away my house, because I'm not pathetic.

Do a whinge, by all means, but at least stop this yank extremism where everything has to be the absolute best or worst.
>> No. 23352 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 8:10 pm
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>>23320
>>23324
I tried Tinder, swiped right on every bird I found even vaguely attractive (so 85%, I heard that if you make it 100 you don't get shown to anyone) for about 3 weeks, so that's 2100 people.
Zero matches.
>> No. 23353 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 8:14 pm
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Is it too much to ask for this heat to be spread over several decent days instead of one or two unbearably hot and humid ones?
>> No. 23354 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 8:16 pm
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>>23353
I think that's the thing too -- 30ºC in Maga with the lads is different to 30ºC here.

The houses in those countries are built to make it bearable, whereas houses in this country are built to trap heat in. It's incredibly humid, moreso than you would get even at the coast in the Med, and unlike the Yanks we don't have any aircon.
>> No. 23355 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 8:49 pm
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I looked down at my foot and it's been bleeding, it must have been for quite a while judging by the amount of blood. Anyway, I was blissfully unaware of this and now I've looked at it it won't stop stinging.
>> No. 23356 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 8:50 pm
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>>23346
>Moan about how the rain and wind makes things shit, or perpetual grey skies are depressing, or cold wintery ice makes everything twice as difficult.
Not the lad you're responding to, but - I don't moan in those cases. I'm fine with rain, snow, or just cloudy grey days. It's this heat I can't fucking cope with. Other cunts go on about how "miserable" the weather is at all other times of the year, I reckon I get to complain during the few roasting bastards we get during summer.

"Moan" fucking ticked.
>> No. 23357 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 8:55 pm
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>>23354
I'm working from home most of the time at the moment. I was in the air-conditioned office today when the outside temperature was only 25, whereas yesterday I had to ask my manager's permission for a siesta because the temperature in my living room was 31 degrees on account of there being no wind whatsoever. (To be fair, I was taking it anyway, and had he said no I'd have told him to go swivel.)
>> No. 23358 Anonymous
20th July 2016
Wednesday 11:00 pm
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>>23356
Entirely.

There's a lot in Watching the English about the use of the weather as a conversational device which is a fascinating reflection but for me it simply has no place here.

Today it was fucking horrible. The day before it was fucking horrible. The day before it was fucking horrible and I'm moaning because it hasn't been fucking horrible as far as I'm concerned for a lovely long time.
>> No. 23360 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 12:02 am
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Another thing to consider is the THSW index -- Temperature, Humidity, Solar (Radiation), Wind. It's basically a 'feels like' as compared to some standard conditions. Because it's so humid here, and there wasn't a lot of wind, and we get a fair amount of solar radiation (~1000Wm^-2 on a good day), it 'feels' a lot higher than it is. The attached graph shows yesterday it was brushing 40.

This historical data is on a few hours' lag, but you can see what it was like.

[x] autism because this really is
>> No. 23361 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 12:11 am
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>>23360
To continue, the reason why it's not as bad in the evenings even when the temperature hasn't dropped as much is because it's starting to dry out.
Relative humidity is a weird fucking unit though.
>> No. 23363 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 12:44 am
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>>23361
>Relative humidity is a weird fucking unit though.

Is it? My understanding is that it's just a percentage of water vapour with the saturation amount being 100%. Seems simple enough to me?

Few weeks ago my phone was telling me the humidity was in the 95-100% range. I can deal with anything up to about 90% but anything above that can fuck right off, the air seems too thick to breathe at that point. The excellent news is that climate change will apparently lead to greater humidity in future as the oceans warm up, I'm definitely going to have to invest in decent A/C if that happens.
>> No. 23364 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 1:01 am
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>>23363
>I'm definitely going to have to invest in decent A/C if that happens.
Thus accelerating climate change.


And yes, but the way it must be calculated (as a function of temperature and pressure) means you can't compare, say, the RH at this point last year accurately because, well, it's relative. I suppose, like Fahrenheit, it's an easily relatable unit, since giving it in gm^-3 as an absolute value wouldn't mean shit to people.

The 'ideal' is 60%, apparently.
>> No. 23365 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 1:11 am
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>>23360
Where it this from?
>> No. 23366 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 1:19 am
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>>23365
http://ossettweather.com/Weekly%20page.htm
I'm one of the scarily numerous Ossettlads on here.
>> No. 23367 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 2:43 am
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>>23246
Earlier this evening, "People without talent on talent shows" was suggested for Room 101. I agree that such people are indeed annoying, but I couldn't help but feel it was a bit rich coming from Jordan.
>> No. 23368 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 4:24 am
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I have flu. It's fucking July.
>> No. 23369 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 4:29 am
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>>23368
Sorry to hear that man. Flu is nasty, not surprised you can't sleep.
>> No. 23370 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 6:30 am
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>>23369
Im lying in bed shivering. I keep coughing and I'm bloody annoyed about it.
>> No. 23371 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 7:58 am
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>>23366
I think there's only the two of us. The manure smell the other morning was almost unbearable.

I think the otherlad lives in Earlsheaton.
>> No. 23372 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 10:27 am
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>>23371
That means 66% of the site is Ossettlads, and purple lives in Earlsheaton.
>> No. 23373 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 7:06 pm
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If that attempted kidnapping does turn out to be a great white whale hunt, we really do have properly shit terrorists.
>> No. 23375 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 7:07 pm
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>>23373
Either that or top-notch security services.
>> No. 23376 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 7:12 pm
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>>23375

Nah, any moron could drive their Fiesta across a pavement and take out a few Kafir and MI5 couldn't do a thing about it. But England's terrorists can't even shout orders at a jogging Squadie because he had headphones on, so it seems.
>> No. 23377 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 7:15 pm
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>>23376
If that was true why haven't they done it already, like they did in France?
>> No. 23378 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 7:24 pm
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>>23377

Exactly.
>> No. 23379 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 7:41 pm
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These fucking useless twats. Not only have I had a massive surprise bill that they refuse to change but I was meant to get my housemates added onto the account last week so they can call in.

I thought I did but as it turns out today when my housemate called the customer service agent simply didn't. I know it happened because I remember the first agent I got through to fucking hung up on me halfway through the call.
>> No. 23380 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 7:54 pm
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>> No. 23381 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 8:05 pm
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>>23379
Why are you still with them?
>> No. 23382 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 8:11 pm
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>>23380
I thought it was just me getting these weird suggestions lately because I cleared my cookies. You also seeing the one about celebrities being made to take on roles they hated?

They got me with the thumbnail of Emily Blunt
>> No. 23383 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 8:16 pm
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>>23381
It was written into my tenancy agreement so I was stuck with them. I am not with them any more though. Fuck that. Never again.
>> No. 23384 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 8:27 pm
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Do you ever just realise how utterly buggered and depressing your life is and that you're always doomed to fail at any and all attempts to improve it?
>> No. 23385 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 8:44 pm
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>>23384

Daily. Realising this is the start of freedom though.
>> No. 23386 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 8:58 pm
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>>23385
Suicide is not the answer sometimes.
>> No. 23387 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 9:04 pm
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>>23382
No, I just get that one and something like "9 unsolved creepy internet mysteries".
>> No. 23388 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 9:15 pm
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>>23387
I get these too. About a year ago I got a 6 hour video of the Titanic sinking suggested on every video.

Did you also recently get "How I can afford a Lambo"? I watch a lot of car videos so it might have been a tailored advert 'suggestion'.
>> No. 23389 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 9:17 pm
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>>23388
"Richard Dawkings stunned by stupidity" too.
>> No. 23390 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 9:35 pm
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>>23389
I get that one occasionally but not as often.
>> No. 23391 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 9:41 pm
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>>23387>>23388

I've recently discovered the tiny little button that lets you select "not interested" and then "tell us why". Using it to clear up all my recommendations daily does seem to help keep the shite out. But even then I still get these fucking sponsored ones.
>> No. 23392 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 9:59 pm
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>>23390
I'm sick of seeing recommendations for videos of politicians or concepts apparently being 'destroyed' by John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, Bill Maher etc. etc. etc.
>> No. 23393 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 10:32 pm
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>>23391
It's going to show me something whatever happens.
>> No. 23394 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 10:34 pm
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>>23392
Users of hyperbole destroyed by this post.
>> No. 23395 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 10:54 pm
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Out of knowhere, a sponsored ad in my facebook newsfeed that invited me to like Theresa May, with no other options. It wouldn't initially let me select to block all further contact from Theresa May.

I fucking hate Facebook.
>> No. 23396 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 11:07 pm
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>>23391
This only works if you sign into your youtube account. I get that its my own fault then but google knows enough about me already.

>>23395
Why not use AdBlock like a normal human being?
>> No. 23397 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 11:35 pm
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>>23392
These irritate me to no fucking end. Why does a political spectrum have to be either extreme? I can't fucking stand smarmy "presenters" using god awful quips that usually appeal to the lowest common denominator (i.e.: American audiences).

Youtube is designed so that you are glued to it - it recommends you stuff that it knows will keep you hooked for hours. I have adblock permanently on, I don't give a shit who gets the ad revenue, because there are 10 million other people lining their pockets.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn_6sU7O43w

Why is this cancer spreading to the UK? I thought this sort of vlog shite was relegated to the US where they love plastering their faces in front of a camera.
>> No. 23398 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 11:37 pm
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>>23396

Sign in, then disable your watch history in your account settings. No more personalised recommendations.

https://myaccount.google.com/privacy

If you really want to avoid tracking, install Ghostery. It's not perfect, but it's as good as it gets.

https://www.ghostery.com/our-solutions/ghostery-browser-extension/
>> No. 23399 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 11:39 pm
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>>23397
Fucking hell, I could only take twenty seconds of that video.
>> No. 23400 Anonymous
21st July 2016
Thursday 11:58 pm
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My friend's insistence that 4 weeks = 1 month.

As the standard pregnancy term is classed as 40 weeks she claims she was pregnant for 10 months. Anyway, she's been banging on about her baby being half a year old today because it was born 24 weeks ago today, which would make the 4th of February exactly six months ago in her mind. Whether she celebrates its first birthday an entire 28 days early remains to be seen.
>> No. 23401 Anonymous
22nd July 2016
Friday 12:12 am
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>>23400
Fuck off with your gregorionormative agenda.
>> No. 23402 Anonymous
22nd July 2016
Friday 12:33 am
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>>23398
What are your thoughts on Ghostery vs Privacy Badger?
>> No. 23403 Anonymous
22nd July 2016
Friday 12:47 am
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I never, ever, tell Google/Facebook/etc that I'm 'not interested' in anything -- it allows them to build an ever more accurate profile of you. I have 'trending' shit about football coming up. I hate football.
>> No. 23404 Anonymous
22nd July 2016
Friday 1:05 am
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>>23403
This is true - if you see online adverts you haven't the slightest interest in, it means your attempts to protect your privacy are working like a charm.
>> No. 23405 Anonymous
22nd July 2016
Friday 11:07 am
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I'm haunted by a girl in my dreams. I must have only met her once and she left a mark, we talked a few times online after that but then she disappeared. She really might as well be on Mars for all my chance of seeing her again.

Now I dream about her with some regularity. I can forget about her completely in my day-day affairs and life moves on but then she turns up in a dream causing feelings of longing or what perfectly describes it 'saudade'. Ex-girlfriends rarely if ever come up nor any of the other the ones that got away, its just her.

I guess I'm stuck with her forever now but it would be nice if every dream wasn't awful. Last night it was my birthday (not really but in dreamland) but I was upset because I had no money and nobody else seemed to care so I didn't feel confident to talk to her.
>> No. 23406 Anonymous
22nd July 2016
Friday 1:08 pm
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I'm on the TPS and shit, so I've no idea how they get my details.
>> No. 23407 Anonymous
22nd July 2016
Friday 1:16 pm
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>>23406

I drafted a standard letter for shit like this. I started to track down the company and threaten legal action and report them to the Information Commissioners Office.

I don't get them anymore.
>> No. 23408 Anonymous
22nd July 2016
Friday 2:13 pm
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>>23397
Let me be clear - I love The Daily Show and its insightful taking apart of hypocrisy in the media. I think we should have stuff like this in the UK and it is to the detriment of our political discourse that we don't:

https://youtu.be/mNiqpBNE9ik

But not everyone and everything is 'destroyed' by these commentators. I do agree with you about your notions of how everything is divided into extremes. But I don't consider Jon Stewart, for one, to indulge in this kind of bullshit - he's called for open dialogue and understanding before.
>> No. 23409 Anonymous
22nd July 2016
Friday 6:29 pm
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>>23379

I feel your pain brother.

It winds me up doubly thanks to my previous life working n customer service. I have seen first hand how all the procedures, management structure, and escalation routes are rigged to make it not just hard for the customer, but hard for even the most well meaning phone monkey to successfully deliver the outcome you require (when that outcome is anything other than giving the company money.)

It's appalling how the consumer has so little recourse available to them when the majority of big companies like this deliver customer service so bad that the whole business mode verges on being on an elaborate con. If anybody here has ever tried to cancel a TalkTalk subscription, they know exactly what I mean.
>> No. 23413 Anonymous
22nd July 2016
Friday 9:45 pm
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>>23404
I hate the Bong Bong Bong, and couldn't give a fuck about superhero films. My guess is that everyone will see the Munich story.

I'd say they know nothing. I have Adblock and NoScript, and make sure addthis (notorious tracking site) is always blocked. Facebook disconnect, too.
>> No. 23416 Anonymous
22nd July 2016
Friday 10:15 pm
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>>23408
>I think we should have stuff like this in the UK and it is to the detriment of our political discourse that we don't
Isn't that what HIGNFY and Mock The Week are? Comedians commentating politics and news?
>> No. 23417 Anonymous
22nd July 2016
Friday 10:17 pm
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>>23416

>Mock The Week

Alright lad, you've had your fun. Move on.
>> No. 23418 Anonymous
22nd July 2016
Friday 10:28 pm
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>>23417
One day you're going to cut yourself on those edges.
>> No. 23419 Anonymous
22nd July 2016
Friday 10:41 pm
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>>23418
Mock the Week is shit.
>> No. 23420 Anonymous
22nd July 2016
Friday 10:54 pm
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>>23419
Well, if you must insist then at least go down the road, not across the street.
>> No. 23421 Anonymous
22nd July 2016
Friday 10:58 pm
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>>23419
I don't know as I don't watch it, but that's really irrelevant to whether or not it plays a similar function to The Daily Show.
>> No. 23422 Anonymous
22nd July 2016
Friday 11:00 pm
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>>23420

What?

>>23421

>but that's really irrelevant to whether or not it plays a similar function to The Daily Show

It doesn't. You'd had to be soft in the head to think otherwise.
>> No. 23423 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 12:23 am
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>>23416
>HIGNFY
No, because the only incisive commentary comes from occasional rants from Hislop, as though he's reading from a copy of his magazine he has in front of him. The rest is just cheap gags, half past two etc.

>Mock The Week
Get out.

>"OK, 'Two Weeks', what do we think that is? Frankie?"
>"Es it haow long it teks George Boosh tae get ah cloo?"
>Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SATIRE
>> No. 23424 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 1:11 am
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>>23423
I refer you to >>23420 for the correct orientation for your sharp edges.
>> No. 23426 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 1:51 am
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>>23423
Just because you don't like the shows doesn't mean they're not essentially the same thing.
>> No. 23427 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 2:37 am
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>>23426
They're not, though. Both are panel shows, and essentially lighthearted and flippant in their treatment of news (and Mock the Week is mostly sub-Whose Line Is It Anyway bits that have nothing to do with the news). Neither has anything like the long-form monologue or moral outrage of The Daily Show, Last Week Tonight etc at their best. I think that channel 4 thing with Charlie Brooker and David Mitchell was an attempt at a British version, but it died on its arse from what I remember.
>> No. 23428 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 4:02 am
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I find the Daily Show to be more of an expanded version if the Facebook hugbox.
>> No. 23430 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 4:03 am
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>>23427
They're shows consisting of comedians commenting on current events. That makes them essentially the same. Yes, there are differences but that's always going to be true. Maybe it would make sense if you said "I wish some of our current events shows were less lighthearted or flippant".

I imagine you're talking about 10 O'Clock Live, which went on for 33 episodes. I'm sure I can pull the same no-true-scotsman as you and find differences between that and The Daily Show too.
>> No. 23432 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 4:54 am
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>>23424

This whole "edges" bollocks is the biggest /101/ going. You should be ashamed of yourself you unthinking, unoriginal, shit yank meme stealing, cunt.
>> No. 23433 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 11:46 am
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>>23427
Yeah I made this point in the 10 O'Clock Live thread in /v/. It wished it was The Daily Show.

>>23430
Mate 10 O'Clock Live really did try to do what it is that I'm saying the UK should have. But the problems involved were that Jimmy Carr did the same stupid autocued gags he does everywhere else, David Mitchell ed a semi-serious discussion that always pointed out the obvious and broke no ground whatsoever, and Lauren Laverne's role was unknown/superfluous. Brooker was the best thing about it and the closest it came to The Daily Show - amusing commentary and mashups of the media and current affairs. But he does that stuff on his other shows anyway, and worse he doesn't do them daily. Weekly Wipe isn't even weekly. It's six episodes a year.
>> No. 23434 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 11:56 am
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>>23433

What is Charlie doing at the moment now, anyway? I know another Black Mirror is coming up around Christmas, and he does his annual shows, but aside from a few 140 character twats he's been very secretive.
>> No. 23435 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 2:30 pm
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>>23434
I guess he's compiling the Cosmos-length epic that is going to be this year's Wipe.
>> No. 23436 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 4:01 pm
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>>23428
I'm in the same boat.

American politics shows are just full of misinformed shouting from unqualified people that I don't want to see in this country. Just look at John Oliver making a complete bellend of himself by taking Laibach at face value:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeygA-n7AEo

>>23434
I imagine he has his hands full with the young kids and fucking his fit wife. The complete bastard.
>> No. 23437 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 4:22 pm
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>>23436
John Oliver is shite though. He's always been shite. He's like if Marcus Brigstocke realised he couldn't cut it on the circuit over here and found he had an audience of idiots in America that he could make even less of an effort with.

Just because some of these comedic commentators are rubbish doesn't mean they all are. I repeat, we need a Jon Stewart over here. Intelligent, informed, insightful.
>> No. 23438 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 4:25 pm
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>>23437
>John Oliver is shite though. He's always been shite.
Yet somehow he's managed to land his own show with sufficiently high ratings for HBO not to have cancelled it. It's almost as if the opinion of some random person on the internet might not accord with people that actually know what they're doing.
>> No. 23439 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 4:33 pm
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>>23437
Has Jon Stewart ever said anything that went against the grain?

Go ahead, I'll wait.
>> No. 23440 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 4:34 pm
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>>23438
James Corden is also successful over there. James Corden.
>> No. 23441 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 4:35 pm
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>>23439
What's that supposed to mean?
>> No. 23442 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 4:37 pm
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>>23439
I see a no-true-scotsman in your future.
>> No. 23443 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 4:41 pm
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>>23440
You mean one of the creators and writers of Gavin and Stacey managed to be successful? Blimey. Next you'll be telling me that John Cleese went on to do something funny after Python.
>> No. 23444 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 4:49 pm
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>>23441
>>23442
There are a number of claims being made that he is "intelligent, informed and insightful" I'd like to see some proof of that.

Fact is he is an entertainer who presents views and gags that conform with his audience to get maximum claps-per-minute. There is some irony in that given he has traditionally railed against the partisan nature of American society. That doesn't make him a horrible person but for example Stewart Lee will give what can be unpopular opinions against his audience and he deserves credit for it because it sets his comedy apart.
>> No. 23445 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 4:51 pm
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>>23444
There you go pretending to know better again.
>> No. 23446 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 4:55 pm
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>>23445
Might need to work on your retorts m9.
>> No. 23447 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 5:54 pm
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>>23444
Is this the same Stewart Lee who in one of his routines said "I'm not interested in laughs, what I'm aiming for is a temporary mass liberal consensus"?
>> No. 23448 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 6:38 pm
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>>23447

After which everyone laughed.
>> No. 23449 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 7:23 pm
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Yes, it is very hot, and yes, the weather was quite different quite recently, please stop telling me about it every 18 seconds.
>> No. 23450 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 8:07 pm
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>>23447

Stewart Lee is proficient but vacuous. He preaches to the choir and flatters the intelligence of his audience. This is what a genuinely subversive comedian looks like:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwMBGWfVSiY
>> No. 23451 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 8:52 pm
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>>23450

>genuinely subversive

Modern day Trotsky alright.
>> No. 23452 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 9:37 pm
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>>23450
That is not subversive, Louis CK works on shock humour like almost all American comedians.
>> No. 23453 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 10:21 pm
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>>23452

Shock humour is something else entirely; study the work of Lisa Lampanelli if you can't see the difference. In this routine Louis CK is inviting the audience to empathise with nonces. That's the punchline - the audience are presented a plausible, logically consistent argument that forces them to relate to people that they loathe. Like all of CK's work, it's fundamentally existential. He finds meaning in the darkest recesses of humanity, in a manner that is understandable to a mainstream audience. Attempting that on a chat show is utterly audacious; succeeding at it is utterly brilliant.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08ITsgiL6v8
>> No. 23454 Anonymous
23rd July 2016
Saturday 10:24 pm
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>>23450

Ah, yes, the Louis CK "Nonces like to nonce" bit. I still remember the first time I heard it. It was like Lady Dianna's death, the bombing of Hiroshima and the November 9th attacks all rolled into one. Truly a bit that will live in infamy.
>> No. 23455 Anonymous
24th July 2016
Sunday 10:59 am
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The "word porn" page on Facebook. I'm currently shitting and hence on my mobile so I can't type out the full length rant I'd like to, but fuck it.

"OH LOOK AT ME I'M SO FUCKING #DEEP I'M SUCH A FUCKING #NERD WHO LIKES WORDS".

Fuck you, go back to watching the Big Bang Theory and thinking you're smart rather than shitting up my Facebook with this inane shit.
>> No. 23456 Anonymous
24th July 2016
Sunday 11:38 am
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>>23455

Completely agreed.

It's the same with every major political event, everybody, I mean everybody, suddenly becomes a constitutional expert and just posts utter drivel.

Really, really winds me up. Pseudo intellectuals should just off themselves. I know half of britfa.gs would be gone but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to take.
>> No. 23457 Anonymous
24th July 2016
Sunday 11:55 am
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People who use fagbook and whine about their fagbook grievances on britfa.gs.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 23458 Anonymous
24th July 2016
Sunday 12:00 pm
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>>23457

Is this a new theme now? We complain about the people complaining on here?

Already it's quite boring.
>> No. 23459 Anonymous
24th July 2016
Sunday 12:17 pm
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>>23457
People who whine about other people whining.
>> No. 23460 Anonymous
24th July 2016
Sunday 12:33 pm
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>>23457

>Fagbook

Are you taking the piss?
>> No. 23461 Anonymous
24th July 2016
Sunday 12:48 pm
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>>23455

On that note, 'porn' as a description for just about any interest presented visually is a vulgar and annoying habit. Food porn, bike porn, car porn, etc.

See also:
- 'Eargasm'
- People who become overenthusiastic about particular foods
- Calling yourself a 'nerd' because your have more than a passing interest in any topic to ever exist
>> No. 23462 Anonymous
24th July 2016
Sunday 2:12 pm
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>>23457
Lad. Look at the title of this thread, then politely fuck off.

Adding to the Facebook grievance theme, this cunt. He's not an actual celebrity, so he had to put a fake tick on his name, and he posts the most banal, reach improving, shit -- 'tag your friend so they have to look at a picture of a spoon' -- it increases his reach and revenue. I always see them when I'm on my phone, so I've only just got around to blocking the wanker.
>> No. 23463 Anonymous
24th July 2016
Sunday 5:49 pm
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Today I've spent fuck knows how long trying to solve the problem of why my dishwasher wasn't draining properly. Checking the pipes for blockages or knots, tasks which take considerably longer as it's a built in unit rather than a freestanding one. Only then does my girlfriend, the one who insisted I drop everything to solve the problem that very second and blamed me for it happening by claiming I hadn't rinsed the dishes enough before putting them in, mention that she'd turned off the dishwasher and unloaded it a few minutes before the end of the previous cycle because she's a dopey cunt it looked done and she didn't see what difference it'd make. Turned it on again, programmed a new cycle and the first thing it did was drain the water away.
>> No. 23464 Anonymous
24th July 2016
Sunday 7:24 pm
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>>23463

On the bright side, you know your dishwasher a little bit better and I'm sure your girlfriend owes you a blowie for the mistake.
>> No. 23465 Anonymous
24th July 2016
Sunday 7:26 pm
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Your shit Chow-Mein I expressly told you I didn't want any of is in no way equal to the delicious special fired rice I ordered, so eating the rest of my order then leaving half of yours is not okay, okay, prick/mum?
>> No. 23466 Anonymous
24th July 2016
Sunday 8:44 pm
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I just had a degenerate bath because I decided to get a KFC whilst it was running (risky, I know, what if there was traffic?) and sat and ate it whilst in the bath.

The dog started scratching the door so I had no choice but to let it in because it was going mental over the chicken.

My dog just watched me eat KFC in the bath and now I feel weird.


I've also tried watching the Thick of It, which has been utterly shite so far, and I love a good politics show.
>> No. 23467 Anonymous
24th July 2016
Sunday 8:58 pm
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New Robot Wars. Dara is no Craig Charles and the lighting is really getting on my tits. Same for the camera shots. I've watched the original on Challenge recently so I'm not looking at this with rose-tinted nostalgia goggles.
>> No. 23468 Anonymous
24th July 2016
Sunday 9:02 pm
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>>23466
I think you got the wrong thread.
>> No. 23469 Anonymous
24th July 2016
Sunday 9:29 pm
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>>23468

Both of those things were minor piss offs for me.
>> No. 23470 Anonymous
24th July 2016
Sunday 9:48 pm
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>>23469

Could it be that we on .gs live such miserable lives that our weekend plans are indistinguishable from our petty grievances?
>> No. 23471 Anonymous
25th July 2016
Monday 1:29 am
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>>23466
Did you try to watch The Thick of It in an attempt to feel more sophisticated after letting your dog watch you eat KFC in the bath?
>> No. 23472 Anonymous
25th July 2016
Monday 4:04 am
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>>23471

Letting your dog watch you eat KFC in the bath does sound like something that would happen at the end of The Thick of It.

Glenn washes the stink of scandal from himself after a truly disastrous day. On the radio, Eddie Mair is asking a junior minister whether resignation is the only dignified outcome. A half-eaten pot of coleslaw bobs about in the bathwater like a coracle full of shredded cabbage. A doleful spaniel watches the dismal scene with a vague expression of shame, hoping for a scrap of chicken. Glenn drops the baked beans, mutters "Oh, fuck it", fade to black.
>> No. 23473 Anonymous
25th July 2016
Monday 5:42 am
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>>23468

I'm with them on the annoying dog thing.

My parents have an insecure shit of a dog who gives this shrill howl unless it gets constant attention. It needs to learn boundaries but it doesn't because they give into the bad behavior every time.
>> No. 23474 Anonymous
25th July 2016
Monday 10:29 am
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>>23473
My parents do exactly the same. Every time someone leaves the house it goes fucking mental. It will steal food off plates.

It's weird, they had no problem beating me as a kid, but they won't touch the dog.
>> No. 23475 Anonymous
25th July 2016
Monday 10:51 am
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>>23474
Have you pointed that out to them?
>> No. 23476 Anonymous
25th July 2016
Monday 11:22 am
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>>23475
I've pointed out that the dog is a little shit and they need to control it. It's not my dog though so I don't even try, I actually get a little schadenfreude when it shits on the rug.
>> No. 23477 Anonymous
25th July 2016
Monday 11:30 am
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>>23476
No, I meant their hypocrisy in their treatment of you and the dog.
>> No. 23478 Anonymous
25th July 2016
Monday 11:57 am
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>>23477
I wouldn't get anywhere, so there's no point in trying. They can't unsmack my arse or go back in time to train the dog properly when it was a puppy.
>> No. 23479 Anonymous
25th July 2016
Monday 3:04 pm
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>>23473

My mum got her first dog when I was in my late teens. I found it genuinely upsetting, because I saw her make all the same mistakes she made with me.
>> No. 23480 Anonymous
25th July 2016
Monday 3:38 pm
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Jesus, a 'I ate KFC in the bath with the dog watching' post really brought out a few repressed feelings here.
>> No. 23481 Anonymous
25th July 2016
Monday 4:47 pm
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>>23480
I feel we've come full circle back to this post >>23470.


On the note of rants about parents. Mine are having a massively self indulgent event for their 40th wedding anniversary. Complete with probably a hundred guests, church rituals about how great they are, and lasting in excess of 7 hours. And certainly me being co-opted into helping out. It's one thing to have a party, but to make people watch through a church service first, to me screams self absorbed.

I don't even like them, and I can't understand why anyone would make such a public display of what is ultimately a personal thing. Actually I do. It is because it's a fucking sham, they hate each other, but they are both too proud to get a divorce, and I think they believe if the lie they are happy is public it is more true, and now I get to witness the greatest over compensating for sunk cost since the Vietnam war.
>> No. 23482 Anonymous
25th July 2016
Monday 6:03 pm
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I'm a lonely cunt and really struggled maintaining friends late in uni and afterwards in the first bit out of it. My school/ A-level mates all but abandoned me.

In the space of about a week six different people from different groups I have hung out with at various points have asked me if I'd like to go for a pint or go for a night out/ do something.

I'm starting to wonder if a newspaper has accidentally misprinted a picture of me as a euromillions winner.


Now the problem is I can't meet all of them due to time commitments and even though I'll offer to meet at a different point it just looks like I'm giving a gentle 'no thanks.'

For fuck sake.
>> No. 23483 Anonymous
25th July 2016
Monday 6:10 pm
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>>23482

>Now the problem is I can't meet all of them due to time commitments and even though I'll offer to meet at a different point it just looks like I'm giving a gentle 'no thanks.'

It'll be fine. If you can make firm plans for a later date then do so, otherwise just remember to keep in touch.
>> No. 23484 Anonymous
25th July 2016
Monday 6:11 pm
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>>23482
I don't think it does if you offer a specific alternative.
>> No. 23485 Anonymous
25th July 2016
Monday 6:13 pm
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Steam games in "early access" that also have DLC.
>> No. 23486 Anonymous
25th July 2016
Monday 7:08 pm
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Webinars. They're like being in a very boring meeting with Max Headroom.
>> No. 23487 Anonymous
25th July 2016
Monday 11:40 pm
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I'm currently reading a bit about the BHS collapse and the pension fund malarkey, and I'm getting wound up at how people are discussing it.

It's like, a pension fund is money that employees contribute out of their wages, it's something that should be outrageous in the first place if a company just decides "You know what I think we'll just spend your retirement, it's okay it's an investment lol". And yet here we are with people who have paid into that fund their whole lives having their pension endangered, but the discussion already framed as "well you win some you lose some, that's business lol".
>> No. 23488 Anonymous
26th July 2016
Tuesday 12:38 am
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>>23487

Pension funds have to be invested somewhere, otherwise they'd just get eroded away by inflation.

The problem with pension shortfalls comes with defined-benefit schemes. If your pension scheme promises "we'll pay you two-thirds of your final salary for life, adjusted for inflation", that's very difficult to plan for. You don't know how long people are going to live for, what the stock market will do or what will happen to inflation.

The BHS pension scheme closed to new members in 2005, but it's in severe financial difficulty because of increasing life expectancies and poor performance in the stock market. The amounts that had been paid in by members simply weren't enough to sustainably cover the amounts being paid out. BHS were propping up the pension scheme, but can no longer do so because they're insolvent.

84% of final salary pension schemes are running at a deficit, with the total deficits amounting to £383bn. This isn't just about BHS, but about an unsustainable pension system. Thousands of companies are burdened with decades-old pensions arrangements that they're having to subsidise. We were all taken by surprise by rapidly increasing life expectancies and a slow economy.

An extreme example is General Motors, who have a global pension shortfall of around $21bn. They have contributed $9.2bn to the fund over the last five years from company funds; they have recently borrowed $2bn to keep the fund afloat. These pension liabilities were a major factor in their 2009 bankruptcy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36880230
http://seekingalpha.com/article/3976982-general-motors-pension-problem
>> No. 23489 Anonymous
26th July 2016
Tuesday 12:58 am
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>>23488

Well thanks for that, it does put things into a bit more of a rational perspective.

It's almost as if an economy based on perpetual inflation and growth is starting to seem like a bad idea.
>> No. 23490 Anonymous
26th July 2016
Tuesday 3:47 am
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No error code. No log message. No useful information whatsoever. Thanks, Microsoft!
>> No. 23491 Anonymous
26th July 2016
Tuesday 12:29 pm
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The audio from my Xbox to my TV wasn't working. So I mess about with the TV settings and get nothing, do the same with the Xbox setting and still get nothing. I change the HDMI cable over for another one, nada. Then finally I use both cables hooked up to my laptop and the TV still doesn't put any audio out. Bearing in mind the TV part of my TV is still a-okay with regards to audio output I'm totally at a loss as to what's wrong with it now.

Then I turned the television off and on again and it worked fine. A solution both irritatingly straightforward and frustratingly devoid of actual answers as to why it didn't work in the first place.
>> No. 23492 Anonymous
26th July 2016
Tuesday 6:39 pm
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>>23490

I think you're supposed to buy a new one now.
>> No. 23493 Anonymous
26th July 2016
Tuesday 7:35 pm
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>>23490

Try again as local admin (assuming it's not a network share).
>> No. 23494 Anonymous
26th July 2016
Tuesday 8:31 pm
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Today I dug a trench to prepare for the upcoming interreligious war.

About 15cm down I found a pile of ash with what I think is a brass button. I can tell it's a button and some dashes around the edge but can't make out the image on the front, it's too fucked up.

This is terribly frustrating that I can't identify it. I'm going to put my metal detector on charge overnight and go through my extracted mud and such as see if there's more, the working theory is that people used to burn stuff here (it's in the corner of the garden) and that someone's coat went in too, which would mean there's more.
>> No. 23495 Anonymous
26th July 2016
Tuesday 8:37 pm
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>>23493
Notice the icon that is selected has a little pipe on the bottom?

I eventually solved the problem after spending several hours running through Roy's script, which included managing to break something else. Turned out to be a nasty firmware issue on the NAS, which involved various combinations of switching between local auth and AD, rebooting, and down/upgrading of firmware.
>> No. 23496 Anonymous
26th July 2016
Tuesday 8:38 pm
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>>23494
Perhaps you've found a previously missing victim of Fred West or Peter Sutcliffe or someone.
>> No. 23497 Anonymous
27th July 2016
Wednesday 2:49 am
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>>23495

> Notice the icon that is selected has a little pipe on the bottom?

In that case you should have been using "net use" anyway. Or whatever's replaced it now that you have that powershell and what have you.

Glad you got it sorted anyway, lad.
>> No. 23498 Anonymous
27th July 2016
Wednesday 3:28 am
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>>23497
>that powershell

Sounds like Microsoft might be giving up pushing that one pretty soon, native Bash in Windows 10 is in Beta currently: https://blogs.windows.com/buildingapps/2016/03/30/run-bash-on-ubuntu-on-windows/. Slated for full release in the anniversary update.
>> No. 23499 Anonymous
27th July 2016
Wednesday 5:59 pm
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Smartphones at concerts. Up until recently I never witnessed this phenomenon because I usually attend small gigs with lesser known bands, but it seems the more popular the band, the more idiots there are trying to record videos for their instagram pages and twatter feeds.
>> No. 23500 Anonymous
27th July 2016
Wednesday 6:25 pm
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My own ability to judge how long train journeys will take. I was worried I'd be late but I'm a full hour early.
>> No. 23501 Anonymous
27th July 2016
Wednesday 7:08 pm
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>>23500
If only the operators would advertise some kind of schedule for their services, then you could get a better idea.
>> No. 23502 Anonymous
27th July 2016
Wednesday 7:25 pm
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A work mate of mine and I went to a short conference in the last 2 days and fuck me... did I find the cunt... irritating...

I feel bad for thinking this, but them I'm reminded by all the little social "faux pas" that make me cringe:

- Paying with 5p s for a 2.90£ pint, and re-counting at a understandably annoyed barman
- Constantly asking "what do you want to do?" after the conference, before bitching/looking bored at said thing I wanted to do.
- Making random noises when it was quiet, I wondered if he was retarded for a moment, but it appeared he wanted attention

This only scratches the surface, but lads - never been more exhausted from someone in my entire life. Fuck sake.
>> No. 23503 Anonymous
27th July 2016
Wednesday 7:40 pm
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The amount of British Youtubers who have that sort of speech impediment here they say "dis" or "vis" instead of "this" and horribly mangle the letters L and R. It's bloody embarrassing to listen to.
>> No. 23504 Anonymous
27th July 2016
Wednesday 7:54 pm
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>>23499

That's millenials for you.
>> No. 23505 Anonymous
27th July 2016
Wednesday 7:56 pm
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>>23501

In fairness, British railway timetables are mostly wishful thinking.
>> No. 23506 Anonymous
27th July 2016
Wednesday 10:30 pm
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>>23502
Well... This is odd. I was on a two day conference with a work mate. I had drinks obviously, and had paid with change (not 5 pences though). I also make random noises when it is quiet because I get uncomfortable.

I doubt it was you, mate. But just so you know, my workmate is a cunt because he is slow. Very, very slow.
>> No. 23507 Anonymous
28th July 2016
Thursday 3:42 am
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I was at a two-day conference, and saw this right pair of tossers. One of them paid for a pint in small change and made a load of odd noises when they were sat down. The other seemed a bit on the slow side and insisted on doing what sounded like some really tedious shit.
>> No. 23508 Anonymous
28th July 2016
Thursday 10:16 am
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>>23507
I was at a two day conference where I saw a pack of three retards, one of them kept howling like an ape during pauses in the speeches, one was a very very slow cunt, and the third just stood staring at the other 2 from across the room telling anyone who would listen that the other two were tossers, now that I think about it he had his hands down the front of his trousers the whole time.
I saw them again after the conference at the station, slow cunt was trainspotting, howler was howling at him, and the third was standing on the other platform yelling about what a pair of tossers they were and how boring this was, whilst masturbating furiously.
>> No. 23509 Anonymous
28th July 2016
Thursday 1:42 pm
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Fucking quinoa.

It's bland. It's tasteless. It looks like someone with a major threadworm infestation has shit all over your plate.

Seriously, fuck quinoa.
>> No. 23510 Anonymous
28th July 2016
Thursday 2:27 pm
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>>23509
I bet you're the type of person that breaks their spaghetti in two before throwing into the pot.
>> No. 23511 Anonymous
28th July 2016
Thursday 2:55 pm
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>>23510
Well, yeah. Otherwise it doesn't fit in.
>> No. 23512 Anonymous
28th July 2016
Thursday 3:02 pm
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>>23509
It is bland and tasteless but so is rice and bread and pasta. You're supposed to combine it with something.

That said, I've never seen it combined with anything tasty, so I'll grudgingly join the "fuck quinoa" camp.
>> No. 23513 Anonymous
28th July 2016
Thursday 3:47 pm
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Couscous is quite nice.
>> No. 23514 Anonymous
28th July 2016
Thursday 3:48 pm
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I'd eat more quinoa because I understand it's a superfood of some kind, but it's prohibitively expensive.
>> No. 23515 Anonymous
28th July 2016
Thursday 4:44 pm
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>>23503
I think it's a Southern thing. I know exactly the accent you're talking about.
>> No. 23516 Anonymous
28th July 2016
Thursday 5:19 pm
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>>23514
I don't eat it because there are cheaper and equally healthier alternatives such as buckwheat which is utterly dirt cheap in Polish shops. Taste very bland, but with the correct sauces it's actually quite good.

Quinoa is also bad because it's taken away the peruvian/bolivian locals crop that they rely on to live... Instead we have ponces swanning about this craze as if it's the only thing to exist.

>>23511
M8...
>> No. 23517 Anonymous
28th July 2016
Thursday 7:35 pm
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>>23513

Ainsleys couscous is a staple of my diet.
>> No. 23518 Anonymous
28th July 2016
Thursday 9:20 pm
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>>23503

Could you post an example? I can only imagine a Father Ted style Chinese accent.
>> No. 23519 Anonymous
28th July 2016
Thursday 9:30 pm
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>>23518

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0ue3T0IZXQ
>> No. 23520 Anonymous
28th July 2016
Thursday 10:39 pm
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>>23519
I listen to this every Christmas and have done ever since it was first posted here.
>> No. 23521 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 1:13 am
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>>23520
a .gs anthem if ever there was one.
>> No. 23522 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 4:42 am
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I'm turning into a stereotypical miserable old white cunt and I'm not even in my mid thirties yet. I want it to stop.

First of all I read an article in Vice about how "Brexit is already screwing over young people"; of the young'uns they interviewed two were pissed off because they weren't getting Erasmus funding, one was upset because his holiday was costing a few hundred quid more, and another one just whined about arguing with her parents over the result. Only one of them (ironically (or not?) the eldest of them) actually had a valid concern as he was about to lose his job as head of UK sales for a multinational.

I hate to be this curmudgeonly old bastard who feels like this whole millennial generation is made up a load of self entitled, short-sighted, whiny little shitbags with no back bone but articles like this really don't help.

Then I read https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/29/minister-wants-to-tackle-excessive-alcohol-consumption-at-uk-airports, saw the name of the minister, and my first shameful thought was "Oh great, Sharia at the airports now".

It's probably about time I just hanged myself off my door handle with a union jack flag, or something equally as "fitting". Sigh.
>> No. 23523 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 4:47 am
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>>23522

So you basically want to go from being a sane individual to your average britfa.gs poster?
>> No. 23524 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 4:51 am
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>>23523

Is the average Britfa poster dead? Have I stumbled into the online equivalent of Will Self's Dulston? It'd certainly explain a few things.
>> No. 23525 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 9:52 am
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>>23522
This also pisses me off - so you're not alone. I voted remain, but for practical reasons, not because I want my holiday to be slightly cheaper.
>> No. 23526 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 10:10 am
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>>23522
So things that don't affect you aren't valid concerns now?
>> No. 23527 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 12:29 pm
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>>23525
I'm sure that's not the only reason the individual in question voted remain, it's just one of the immediate effects that he's observed.

And it's not just about a cheap holiday for him, he's thinking long-term:
>I work hard all year in construction and now my vacation is costing me around $650 more because of the shit exchange rate. I'm having to go into my savings to get that little extra bit of cash. It's just annoying, not least because I'm trying to save for a house at the same time. It costs an absolute fortune to buy a house regardless, and it's going to become harder and harder to buy one now.
>> No. 23528 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 1:58 pm
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>>23522

Vice is always a bit shit, but young people have a right to be annoyed. They paid £9,000 a year in tuition fees, then graduated into a disastrous economy. The average income of a young person has fallen by 15% in the last ten years, while housing costs have increased dramatically. They're facing the prospect of retiring well into their seventies, while their parents are considering early retirement thanks to their generous final-salary pensions and billions in unearned housing wealth.

The research we have suggests that young people are brilliant - they drink less, they smoke less, they work harder at school, they're more likely to do voluntary work. They're less racist, sexist and homophobic than previous generations and less likely to commit crime. As a reward for being all-around good eggs, they've been comprehensively shafted.

We haven't really started to feel the pain of Brexit, but the collapse in the exchange rate isn't a good sign. I think a lot of young people are very legitimately worried that a lot of opportunities might be closed off to them.

Young people were strongly pro-remain, but Brexit has been foist upon them by older voters. The media blamed young voters for not turning out; many young people believed that narrative, but it was a complete lie. Reports that only 36% of young people voted in the referendum were based on exit polls from the last general election; post-referendum polls showed that 64% of young people voted.

I feel desperately sorry for young people. I do regular guest lectures at a few universities and colleges. Every year, the faces I see are a bit less eager and a bit more grimly determined. Students are becoming cynical and hardened. They know that they can't afford to fuck it up, they know that they won't get a second chance.

I always ask students about their ambitions when they graduate. I used to hear answers like "I want to build my own recording studio" or "I want to produce a hit record". Today, I increasingly hear "I just want a job, any job" and "as long as I don't have to flip burgers or mop toilets, I don't care". These are smart kids who should have the world at their feet, but they're already losing hope. It's heartbreaking.
>> No. 23529 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 2:32 pm
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>>23528
> They paid £9,000 a year in tuition fees,
No we haven't.

Young people are whining narcissistic bastards, entitled and the worst age group in society, only to be bested by the next group of young people probably. I blame social media.
>> No. 23530 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 2:36 pm
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>>23528>>23529
No, lads. Not again. We're not having the argument over tuition fees again.

By all means bicker to your heart's content over whether young people are entitled little shits, but not the tuition fees again.
>> No. 23531 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 2:52 pm
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>>23529
>Young people are whining narcissistic bastards, entitled
Yes, they feel entitled to the same things that generations before them have been entitled to, and if anything they should "whine" louder to make sure they get it.
>> No. 23532 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 3:21 pm
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Achtung remainjugend schnell schnell
>> No. 23533 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 3:54 pm
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>>23532

Disqualified on Godwin's Law.
>> No. 23534 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 5:23 pm
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>>23531
So it's greed and jealousy. The generation before paid for your tuition, now you should pay for ours! No, it doesn't work like that.
>> No. 23535 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 5:34 pm
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>>23534
Since when? It certainly worked that way for the previous generations.
>> No. 23536 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 5:35 pm
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>>23533
That, and also atrocious grammar and punctuation.
>> No. 23537 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 6:05 pm
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>>23534
It certainly doesn't work like what you're suggesting either. Socialism is about collective responsibility and not dividing society even along generational lines. Graduates on the whole grow up to be higher earners and pay back their so-called debt to society through their taxation. So the previous generation didn't pay for the next generation's tuition, they paid for their own.
>> No. 23539 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 6:22 pm
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>>23537
Taxation isn't normally hypothecated, so they weren't really paying for their own tuition. It would be more accurate to say that the generation before paid for their tuition, and had the system continued they'd be paying for the current generation. They're not paying anything back but rather paying it forward. I'm not paying for my primary education (never have, never will), but I am paying for the primary education of today's children. I didn't pay towards my stay in hospital as a child, but arguably did pay towards having a cancerous testicle removed as I had been working in the run-up. I am paying forward for other sick children staying in hospital, and other unfortunate lads who have to have a ball cut out. All of the cushy benefits that those over 50 have enjoyed were paid for by those that were paying tax at the time. This change in recent years where these things have been taken away could fairly accurately be described as a refusal to pay it forward.
>> No. 23540 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 6:53 pm
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>>23539
Or a hit that we're willing to take for a better structured future.
>> No. 23541 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 7:41 pm
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Andy Coulson was, for some inexplicable reason, giving a moron's rundown of why Brexit happened.

Don't chat shit about being a fluffy liberal network then hire cunts like Coulson.
>> No. 23542 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 8:03 pm
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It's always been a minor point of insecurity, at least since first seeing the film, that I have the same first name as Ferris Bueller's mate.
>> No. 23543 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 8:36 pm
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>>23540
Nice try, but no.
>> No. 23544 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 8:47 pm
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>>23542
Can you make diamonds out of coal in two weeks?
>> No. 23545 Anonymous
29th July 2016
Friday 10:06 pm
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>>23544
No, about 10 weeks according to google.
>> No. 23546 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 8:03 am
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Sugar being piled into everything. I thought Ovaltine was a fairly innocent drink until I read over the ingredients/nutritional information and found it had more sugar than Nesquik mix.
>> No. 23547 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 3:35 pm
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I was just popping onto the internet to have a wank but I've ended up here and its been half an hour already. There is something terribly wrong when I procrastinate on such simple pleasures and manage to lose so much time without even realising.

>>23546
I recommend watching That Sugar Film if you want to be depressed. At this point I'm starting to give up reading the labels because it ruins everything.

I remember a few weeks back going to pick up a sandwich from Tesco and having to stop because I realised everything was borderline poison.
>> No. 23548 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 4:00 pm
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>>23547
Sugar is one of those things where you have to ask whether it still counts as a conspiracy theory if you have evidence of an actual conspiracy.
>> No. 23549 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 4:14 pm
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>>23548

I recall an interview not long ago featuring someone from a company producing one of the major cereals, I forget which. When asked if she thought that the company were contributing to epidemic, I was immensely frustrated to hear her come out with the same tired rhetoric of how it's the parents responsibility to take care of the child's diet, ignoring the aggressive marketing directed at children, monopolisation of that area of the market, and the very conscious decision to have universally high sugar across all of their products.

Even fucking muesli is abysmal.
>> No. 23550 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 4:18 pm
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>>23549
Are there any 'healthy' cereals? One of my friends is a scientist and he gave me a long spiel about why you shouldn't eat even things like Cornflakes but I can't actually remember the reasoning. I usually have Shredded Wheat.
>> No. 23551 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 4:32 pm
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>>23550
>Are there any 'healthy' cereals?

It's all a question of degree.

Oats are better than wheat. Older varieties of grain such as rye and spelt are probably better than wheat. Breads made using a long fermentation process are much better than bread made using modern fast-acting yeast. etc.
>> No. 23552 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 5:01 pm
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>>23550

I've just checked my granola and it is 22% sugar, FFS. I;m going back to the Dutch style breakfast of a roll, cheese, salad and jam and shite. Basically an early lunch. Or fry ups.

Thankfully I don;t usually eat cereal, and the only sugar I get comes from fruit, but fucking hell, this is supposed to e the healthy fucking option. I guess if I wanted to continue this I would have to go back to making my own and using honey as sweetener.
>> No. 23553 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 5:02 pm
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>>23552

Apologies, new keyboard.
>> No. 23554 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 5:14 pm
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>>23552

I make my own oats, or scramble eggs. They are pretty safe bets if you want a filling, nutritious breakfast without disproportionate amounts of sugar.

Since this is /101/, I'd happily do away with the terms 'healthy' and 'unhealthy' for foods. It's a false dichotomy that prevents people from thinking of food as something to be understood, enjoyed without guilt, and utilised for its effects on the body. It also allows marketers to get away with selling sugary granola as a 'health' food.
>> No. 23555 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 5:43 pm
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>>23550

Whole wheat is a highly nutritious food. Shredded Wheat is 100% whole wheat. Weetabix and Shreddies are 95% whole wheat, with a little bit of malted barley, salt and sugar for flavour.

There's nowt wrong with porridge either, as long as there's not a ton of added sugar.

The problem is our own self-delusion. We choose to believe that a bowl of sugary flakes can be healthy. We choose to overlook both common sense and the plain facts printed on the box. The cereal companies market to us, but it wouldn't work if we weren't willingly credulous.

The same principle applies to "low fat" snack foods. Believing that a chocolate bar or a packet of crisps can be healthy requires you to willingly suspend your natural disbelief.
>> No. 23556 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 5:52 pm
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>>23555

I dunno. I am currently on doctor's orders to eat a chocolate bar and a pack of crisps a day. I understand this is for a specific reason, mind.
>> No. 23557 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 6:11 pm
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>>23556

Are you sure he's not sponsored by the Nestle corporation?
>> No. 23558 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 7:50 pm
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>>23547
>That Sugar Film

I've started watching this today based on seeing it in the thread, and I'm disappointed. It's just another alt-documentary that wants to make corporations a villain, rather then give a proper argument. It has all of the shitty hippy philosophy troupes like natural = good, unnatural = evil (apparently since sugar is bad for you it is now it is not natural to eat).

They even managed to slip in a white guilt trip about how aborigines need the white man to provide them with dietitians, because native people are children who need the white man to look after them since they gave them access to soft drinks they have no self control.

The film maker has biases, that's fine no one makes a film like this with out having an agenda, but trying to hide it as if they are 'just discovering that x is bad' since they decided to make the documentary narrative is a trope I hate.

I was hoping for something more informative, something that made me feel like I knew a bit more, documentaries used to be educational, now they seems to be a story about a journey of personal discovery.

It isn't completely vapid of information, but it seems more interested in convincing you of an anti Corp agenda then teaching you why sugar is bad and how.
>> No. 23559 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 8:14 pm
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>>23558

It's hard finding good documentaries now, but there are a lot of good professional lectures on most subjects if you're interested in searching for them.

On the subject of sugar, I particularly recommend this one:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM&ab
>> No. 23560 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 9:00 pm
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Someone I know got married today. She's already changed her surname on Facebook and tagged herself in a life event about it.
>> No. 23561 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 9:15 pm
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>>23560

Got to take care of the important stuff first, aye?
>> No. 23562 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 9:54 pm
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>>23560

Unfollow her unless you want to see nothing but honeymoon selfies for the next fortnight.

Two of my mates got engaged in the same week recently. I'm really feeling quite sanguine about all of it, because I still want to do drugs and go on all night benders but there's the unspoken consensus that this makes me the irresponsible man-child of our social group.

Life is gay.
>> No. 23563 Anonymous
30th July 2016
Saturday 11:23 pm
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>>23562

>Life is gay.

Your life isn't gay enough. Make friends with some gay lads, they're always up for getting mashed. They won't try and bum you if you don't want them to.
>> No. 23564 Anonymous
31st July 2016
Sunday 1:18 am
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>>23563

>They won't try and bum you if you don't want them to.

Lies, I bet you are one of those gay men who tries to convince drunk hetros "just to try making out with a dude it'll be fun" and with that the slippery slope to "how do you know you don't like a cock up your arse unless you've try it?" begins. I'm not saying it is is all gay men, but it is certainly a thing, and frankly I've had enough of it. I have good mind to next time I see a gay man in club act like I'm just trying to be their friend and buy them drinks, and then towards the end of the night keep insisting that we should find a quite place where I can penetrate their tight arse from behind with my throbbing hard cock and fill them full of my cum, and see how much THEY like it.
>> No. 23565 Anonymous
31st July 2016
Sunday 1:40 am
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>>23564
Is it true that not all gay men have anal sex? If so, then where do they stick their cocks in?
>> No. 23566 Anonymous
31st July 2016
Sunday 7:25 am
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>>23559
Oh fuckballs. I'll try again.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM

>>23565
They just wank each other off mostly.
>> No. 23567 Anonymous
31st July 2016
Sunday 3:47 pm
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Some days I think I'll want children, and some days I get woken up before 8 on a Sunday by other people's children.
>> No. 23568 Anonymous
31st July 2016
Sunday 3:52 pm
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>>23567
That's what you get for targeting single mothers on Plenty of Fish.
>> No. 23569 Anonymous
31st July 2016
Sunday 9:49 pm
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Alton Towers banging on about having the first virtual reality ride in the country when I was going on one at American Adventure twenty years ago.
>> No. 23570 Anonymous
1st August 2016
Monday 1:08 am
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In the weekend thread I explained how I built a patio thing for my mum. I've spent so long down there browsing the Internet on my phone I've bought another 500mb data for six fucking quid because I've enjoyed sitting down here so much. Fucking rip off, I need to get a new contract.
>> No. 23576 Anonymous
1st August 2016
Monday 12:31 pm
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>>23570
There are better deals out there.
>> No. 23577 Anonymous
1st August 2016
Monday 3:43 pm
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I'm basically a massive prick on every competitive game I play online. I try not to be, but I'm just that much better than everyone else that it's hard for me to understand why other people have to be so crap.
>> No. 23578 Anonymous
1st August 2016
Monday 5:26 pm
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>>23577
It's usually the sore losers who are the massive pricks online. Congratulations on being a sore winner, I suppose.
>> No. 23579 Anonymous
1st August 2016
Monday 5:29 pm
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I've finally listened to Wildflower by The Avalanches and it's... a bit shit.
>> No. 23580 Anonymous
1st August 2016
Monday 6:48 pm
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>>23576
What's the all about?

>>23579
What does that mean?
>> No. 23581 Anonymous
1st August 2016
Monday 7:06 pm
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>>23578

I try to keep it under wraps, I don't yell down my mic or anything barmy like that. But DO NOT keep jumping about in front of my tank telling me to advance when every other vehicle that's gone behind this invisible line has been immediately killed.

Or spend the entirety of a 4v4 match AWOL.

Or just be incredibly awful while I'm having the game of my life.

I suppose what I'm saying is that people judge that Ronaldo chap too harshly. It's really annoying being great at a thing when everyone else is rubbish.
>> No. 23582 Anonymous
1st August 2016
Monday 7:13 pm
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>>23581
I'm like this too. I wouldn't say that I'm especially good but teamwork and communication are just not my thing when I'm playing a game (everyone else is an idiot anyway).

Maybe we're on the spectrum?
>> No. 23583 Anonymous
1st August 2016
Monday 7:49 pm
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My grandad is on his way out and I love him very dearly.

It's actually quite a big piss off but I'm strangely numb to it as it stands, I just feel frustrated that no matter what I do I can't help.

I've somehow managed to make it far with my parents and grandparents in good health and now I'm in my early 20s everything is going to shit.

It's eating me up inside everyday and the NHS have been shite, they care more about freeing up the next bed than they do about helping him.

As Blink-182 put it, 'well I guess this is growing up.'
>> No. 23584 Anonymous
1st August 2016
Monday 7:59 pm
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>>23583
>It's eating me up inside everyday and the NHS have been shite, they care more about freeing up the next bed than they do about helping him.

If it wasn't for NHS incompetence then my mother-in-law would have died. They failed to detect a blood clot but, because it took them so long to get a prescription from the doctor before they could discharge her, she ended up collapsing in hospital and not at home where she'd have almost certainly died.

The only close family member I've lost is my Nan, little over 7 years ago. My mum took us to see her body and it completely freaked me out, although I half expected her to open one eye before bursting out laughing because she loved a joke, because I'd stopped visiting when I knew she was on the way out as I didn't want to remember her like that. I still miss that laugh.
>> No. 23585 Anonymous
1st August 2016
Monday 8:59 pm
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>>23584
A few months ago I was admitted to hospital off the back of a visit to A&E. A few hours in, one of the nurses walks into the room, stares at my bed for a bit, then at her paperwork, and then says "Just making sure you're actually here. The computer doesn't want to admit you because it thinks A&E sent you home."

When I was discharged, there was supposed to be an e-discharge sent to my GP. When I called the surgery a couple of days later they couldn't find it (it's supposed to go within 6 hours), but agreed to an appointment anyway. The day before my appointment, a letter arrived from the surgery saying they'd received an e-discharge and inviting me to make an appointment.

That wasn't quite as fun as the time the nurse ordered up some dressings and the GP wrote me up for something that had been removed from the BNF. The surgery agreed to do a replacement prescription that day, and my usual pharmacy confirmed they had the item in stock so I could collect it on the way home. A couple of hours later they called me back saying the surgery had mistakenly given them the script for the dressings.
>> No. 23586 Anonymous
1st August 2016
Monday 9:00 pm
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The old bint on Only Connect is getting on my tits.

On the first round she pressed the buzzer instead of saying 'next' after the first clue and in the connecting wall she spent so long dithering during the final twenty seconds or so I nearly threw my remote at the screen.
>> No. 23587 Anonymous
1st August 2016
Monday 9:09 pm
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>>23586
So you're the other person that watches it? It's a small world.
>> No. 23588 Anonymous
1st August 2016
Monday 11:13 pm
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Despite the massive fall in the value of the pound against the dollar, I still somehow managed to only receive £11,036.00 from a $15,000.00 invoice. Thanks Santander, you bunch of thieving bastards.
>> No. 23589 Anonymous
2nd August 2016
Tuesday 2:46 pm
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Anglo fucking saxons. Scum, the lot of them.
>> No. 23590 Anonymous
2nd August 2016
Tuesday 5:14 pm
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>>23589
Are you historically challenged or is that a codename for white British?
>> No. 23591 Anonymous
2nd August 2016
Tuesday 5:37 pm
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>>23590
Fuck off back to Angeln.
>> No. 23592 Anonymous
2nd August 2016
Tuesday 5:41 pm
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>>23591
Get back in the sea, you finned cunt.
>> No. 23593 Anonymous
2nd August 2016
Tuesday 5:42 pm
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>>23592
Why don't you suck some more Norman dick.
>> No. 23594 Anonymous
2nd August 2016
Tuesday 5:48 pm
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>>23593
Because Norman's asleep and that would be sexual assault.
>> No. 23595 Anonymous
2nd August 2016
Tuesday 10:49 pm
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>>23246
This should be more of a /nom/ 101 than anything, but anyway, stopped over at a "fancy" pub on the way home, the one they sell pints for £4.50 with quirky names and pretentious descriptions. I got one - sat down, about to take a sip and I got the most pungent whiff.

It can only be described as something between stale piss and an unwashed ball sack, I hesitated but resumed to take a sip - BOOM, literal piss, it tasted salty and very pungent and sour - completely off. I'm as snobbish as the next CAMRA wanker but what the fuck was this shit? I grimaced, and took another sip, not as bad... there was a hoppy ale undertone, but it was marred by this pungency.

This clearly has gone off, so I walk up to the lad that served me and instead of turning into an accusative cunt-off, I ask "hmmm, this is an interesting beer - anything particularly unusual about it?", he describes that it's made with wild yeast only. Now, I'm not old, nor too young, but these fancy beers are really fucking moving too quickly for me - wild yeast? From where? An old man's desiccated pair of bollox? I smoothly asked him to take a hit of the smell, to be 100% sure that it wasn't gone off - Nope. That's what it's meant to smell like.

I can't deal with this - I'm at serious risk of getting ripped off and fed piss. I don't buy for a second other people genuinely enjoy it, emperors new clothes and all that.
>> No. 23596 Anonymous
2nd August 2016
Tuesday 10:53 pm
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>>23595
Most places will let you taste a snifter of the ales before you buy.
>> No. 23597 Anonymous
2nd August 2016
Tuesday 11:17 pm
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>>23596
I have the mistake of shooting first and asking question later.
>> No. 23598 Anonymous
2nd August 2016
Tuesday 11:24 pm
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>>23597
Who do you think you are, an American copper or something?
>> No. 23599 Anonymous
2nd August 2016
Tuesday 11:29 pm
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>>23595
Not being funny but if you taste a beer and it's off, just go to the barman and tell them it's off, and may I please have another? Pubs need regular customers to keep afloat so in any half-decent (even Wetherspoons) place they should just replace your beer with a different one no quibbles. Just saying that the beer is "interesting" is asking to be taken for a ride really and doesn't get across that you've just paid £4.50 for a beer that is unpalatable to you.

Whilst there are a small number of beers that are supposed to taste sour, most of the time sourness means that a beer is off. Even if it's supposed to taste that way, a good barman should tell you that before they serve you the drink or expect complaints.
>> No. 23600 Anonymous
3rd August 2016
Wednesday 3:04 am
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My phone signal at home is apparently so pathetically weak that something as simple as putting the handset in my trouser pocket is enough to cause it to go "no service".
>> No. 23601 Anonymous
3rd August 2016
Wednesday 5:39 am
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The ubiquity of lists. 12 Things You Don't Know About That Game/TV Show/Film You Like, 4 Things That Will Repulse Anyone Thick Enough to View This "Article", 7 Life Hacks That Will Revolutionise How You Masturbate, 12 Half Arsed Examples of Pop-Psychology Masquerading as News, and so on and so forth. I'm not outright opposed to them, but I'm starting to feel like a Year 8 English teacher or something, but I don't even have that low level of authority with which to influence the situation.

You guys are alright, stay away from Buzzfeed tomorrow. Unless you work there. Or enjoy any of their output.
>> No. 23602 Anonymous
3rd August 2016
Wednesday 9:29 am
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The human digestive system or more specifically how fragile it can be. I thought I could handle a bowl of branflakes with raisins but oh God my breakfast couldn't have taken more than an hour on its commute.

Now its half 9 and I can give up on doing anything energetic today. I was stupid I admit that but I used to love branflakes.

>>23601
>7 Life Hacks That Will Revolutionise How You Masturbate

This seems like a legitimate list and I'm intrigued to know more. Not sure I believe the google results I've gotten that tell me grabbing your balls at the point of ejaculation allows you to 'feel' the spunk leaving my sack.

Can one of you lads have a wank and tell me if you can feel anything? I'm not really up to try it right now.
>> No. 23603 Anonymous
3rd August 2016
Wednesday 9:37 am
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>>23602
>me grabbing your balls at the point of ejaculation allows you to 'feel' the spunk leaving my sack
Doing this would involve two people.
>> No. 23604 Anonymous
3rd August 2016
Wednesday 1:36 pm
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A thousand thousand voices cry out to me, louder ever louder, "eat another eclair and be rid of us forever!" but I know their lies well so with all my vitality I push them down to the darkest depths of my being. Still they hunger.
>> No. 23605 Anonymous
3rd August 2016
Wednesday 2:32 pm
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>>23599
I just didn't want to cause a fuss since I was only having one and I needed to leave straight after.

I have in the past, and to my surprise, have been thanked for doing so.
>> No. 23606 Anonymous
3rd August 2016
Wednesday 5:35 pm
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>>23605
It's not that surprising, good pubs don't want to be serving bad beer to customers and would much rather you tell them so they can replace the barrel rather than have people say nothing but complain to all their mates/trip advisor or whatever that their beer is shite.
>> No. 23607 Anonymous
3rd August 2016
Wednesday 7:56 pm
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There are few things more apologetic than someone who's just poured you a pint of line cleaner without noticing. That stuff stinks.
But yeah, any half-decent pub will be happy to be told that a pint's rough. Taking back only the final half-inch, though, may arouse suspicions.
>> No. 23608 Anonymous
3rd August 2016
Wednesday 11:15 pm
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Someone's nicked my satellite dish. It's been on my house since I moved in and I've never used it, but some builders came to do some external work so they removed it and fixed it to the scaffolding. The scaffolding was taken away yesterday morning, and I found the dish unceremoniously dumped in my neighbour's garden. I promply moved it to my own garden in preparation for it to go back up. After spending last night at my other half's, I've come home this evening to find it missing. Either that or I can't find it in the dark.

I've checked online and they're only about twenty quid on eBay, so evidently some really scummy toe-rags around here if they consider it worth nicking. Or the builders liked the look of it. Either way they certainly didn't waste any time.
>> No. 23609 Anonymous
3rd August 2016
Wednesday 11:30 pm
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When you accidentally get two non-white people confused with each other... I'm crap with names and I get people mixed up all the time but whenever it happens with brownlads I just feel like a racist prick and I'm pretty sure they judge me as such. Ho hum.

Happened the other night when I was near blackout-drunk and this guy let me call him the wrong name for what must have been 20 mins. When he told me he starts giving me this look like I just popped a Nazi salute and told him to fuck off back to his own country.
>> No. 23610 Anonymous
4th August 2016
Thursday 1:24 pm
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Really not a fan of the Daily Mail's new font.
>> No. 23611 Anonymous
4th August 2016
Thursday 1:55 pm
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>>23610
Can't say I've noticed...
>> No. 23612 Anonymous
5th August 2016
Friday 10:08 am
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>>23610
The way you can fix that is by never reading the Daily Mail ever again.
>> No. 23613 Anonymous
5th August 2016
Friday 10:58 am
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Outrageous call charges on customer service lines. What exactly am I paying for here, if I ask does the lass talk dirty to me?

I wouldn't mind as much if I didn't end up on hold. Its bloody extortion.
>> No. 23614 Anonymous
5th August 2016
Friday 11:50 am
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>>23613
You can always tell where these companies' priorities lie by how they handle customer contact. Ever found yourself sitting on hold for ages waiting for customer service? Call their sales line and see how quickly they answer.
>> No. 23615 Anonymous
6th August 2016
Saturday 4:00 am
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>>23613
Say No to 0870, lad.
>> No. 23616 Anonymous
6th August 2016
Saturday 7:50 am
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>>23613

You're seriously behind the times if you don't press the number that is the most random and least likely to be pressed by other people so you go straight through before saying you accidentally pressed the wrong one and have them deal with your problem anyway.

My company goes nuts if you tweet them too, so do that and I can guarantee somebody will be ready to call you back if it's a decent sized company.
>> No. 23617 Anonymous
6th August 2016
Saturday 8:19 pm
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When I watch Olympics on the red button channels the top and bottom inch of the screen are cut off.

I'm watching the women's volleyball and have no idea what the score is.
>> No. 23618 Anonymous
6th August 2016
Saturday 8:27 pm
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>>23617
I want to watch the women's beach volleyball but can't find how to get to it?
>> No. 23619 Anonymous
6th August 2016
Saturday 8:30 pm
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>>23618
Ah, no worries, got it.
>> No. 23620 Anonymous
6th August 2016
Saturday 8:31 pm
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>>23618
It's on channel 604 or something like that, at least on Freeview. Brazil have just won, anyway, so I'll watch a bit of fencing with their strange floppy swords.
>> No. 23621 Anonymous
8th August 2016
Monday 3:07 am
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Why didn't anyone tell me that gorging on fried chicken, chocolate and bananas would turn my stomach into an alchemst's hellscape?
>> No. 23622 Anonymous
8th August 2016
Monday 12:58 pm
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I took too much speed on Friday night and now I feel a right grumpy sod. Hopefully this black mood will lift by tomorrow morning.
>> No. 23623 Anonymous
8th August 2016
Monday 6:09 pm
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Pretty certain I'm never going to sort my life out.
>> No. 23625 Anonymous
8th August 2016
Monday 7:22 pm
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Websites that break middle-mouse-button functionality.

What sort of useless shithead of a website designer would even think of that? Oh yeah, probably a mac user.
>> No. 23626 Anonymous
8th August 2016
Monday 9:24 pm
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>>23623
There isn't much point in it, is there?
>> No. 23627 Anonymous
8th August 2016
Monday 10:32 pm
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Today my takeaway driver got lost and phoned me up for directions despite the fact he knew none of the roads and none of the landmarks I described. Wouldn't be so bad but I literally put the coordinates of my home on the notes section of the Just-Eat ticket.
>> No. 23628 Anonymous
8th August 2016
Monday 10:42 pm
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>>23627
Probably should have just put your address lad.
>> No. 23629 Anonymous
9th August 2016
Tuesday 12:27 am
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This is exactly what it feels like to have a psychotic episode.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF6cBf133rA
>> No. 23630 Anonymous
9th August 2016
Tuesday 1:51 am
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>>23629
Take care of each other. Take care of each other. Take care of each other. Take care of each other.
>> No. 23631 Anonymous
9th August 2016
Tuesday 12:18 pm
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I have an a account with The Cloud that I can only use on my phone because I've forgotten the password, and like any sensible person I used fake details to register it.
>> No. 23632 Anonymous
9th August 2016
Tuesday 3:32 pm
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It's not until you try the finer things that you realise how shite everything you have is.
>> No. 23633 Anonymous
9th August 2016
Tuesday 10:02 pm
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>>23631
I do this often and it pisses me off. There must be a better solution for burner accounts like this.
>> No. 23634 Anonymous
11th August 2016
Thursday 5:47 am
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32 today plus humidity, so it easily felt like it was in the 40's. Same tomorrow apparently, and I just found out my cat died. Just going to drink and bake in the sun.
>> No. 23635 Anonymous
11th August 2016
Thursday 1:33 pm
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>>23634
I've had only two or three decent night's sleep in the past couple month thanks to the heat. It's not over yet.
>> No. 23636 Anonymous
11th August 2016
Thursday 1:34 pm
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>>23634

I envy you. It is 14 here and fucking freezing as a result. I am used to high 30s nowadays...
>> No. 23637 Anonymous
11th August 2016
Thursday 9:29 pm
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There are normal people having normal fun underneath me and it's reminding me how normal I wish I was.
>> No. 23638 Anonymous
13th August 2016
Saturday 6:07 pm
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I like to visit the DM solely to see what Peter Obourne has to say, but it's difficult to get through his articles with the mass of T & A down the right hand side of my screen.
>> No. 23639 Anonymous
13th August 2016
Saturday 6:19 pm
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>>23638
You can bookmark his column rather than having to go through the homepage. You just want to gawp at Are Chloe's wabbas.
>> No. 23640 Anonymous
13th August 2016
Saturday 7:00 pm
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Make it stop.
>> No. 23641 Anonymous
13th August 2016
Saturday 7:51 pm
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>>23640
That's nice. When I tried sticking Windows 10 on two machines, on the laptop it would randomly just ignore everything I did and on the desktop it just turned up with a cryptic error code to which there didn't seem to be a particular resolution other than "just wipe everything" - given that you have to go through the upgrade before doing a clean install to get your entitlement properly, that seemed to undermine the entire point of upgrading during the window. The worst part was on the laptop it appeared that the upgrade had indeed converted to a legitimate entitlement.
>> No. 23642 Anonymous
13th August 2016
Saturday 9:51 pm
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>"If you had children you'd understand"

Anyone who says that awful phrase in any context whatsoever. I do have a son, he's three and a good kid, and I am very grateful that his existence has not turned me into some sort of smug uberdad or paranoiac noncefinder. And I think of those who are childless as equals.
>> No. 23643 Anonymous
13th August 2016
Saturday 9:59 pm
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>>23641

Best part of an hour to swap a few menus around and break the paper map mod I was using for Skyrim. Wonderful stuff.
>> No. 23644 Anonymous
13th August 2016
Saturday 10:00 pm
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>>23640

Best thing I ever did was spend a few hundred quid extra and get a mac.

>>23642
Well done lad, unbelievable how bizarrely arrogant some people get when they have children.

Can't stand people who act like they've been elevated to a higher state of being and their special snowflake is the centre of the universe.
>> No. 23645 Anonymous
13th August 2016
Saturday 10:09 pm
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Shouldn't have had that third pastry.
>> No. 23646 Anonymous
13th August 2016
Saturday 10:10 pm
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>>23645

For some reason had a pack of Trebor mints for breakfast.

Not stopped shitting myself.
>> No. 23647 Anonymous
13th August 2016
Saturday 10:20 pm
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>>23644
"As a mother, I" is a convenient signal that the rest of the sentence can safely be disregarded.
Silver linings , etc.
>> No. 23648 Anonymous
13th August 2016
Saturday 11:22 pm
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>>23646

You are Peter Baynham and I claim my £5.
>> No. 23649 Anonymous
14th August 2016
Sunday 4:14 pm
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How does the grease from my face always end up on my glasses? There's no direct contact between face and lens.
>> No. 23650 Anonymous
14th August 2016
Sunday 4:36 pm
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My girlfriend's family are staying over for a couple of days, which means putting up with things like dirty pots being left all over the house. They left all the lights on downstairs last night.
>> No. 23651 Anonymous
14th August 2016
Sunday 5:01 pm
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>>23650
What utter barbarians, unfit to live in mud huts.
>> No. 23652 Anonymous
15th August 2016
Monday 11:51 am
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>>23650
I'm more impressed that they seem to find any reason to remove a pot from a kitchen. What are they doing, boiling pasta in the living room?
>> No. 23653 Anonymous
15th August 2016
Monday 12:08 pm
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>>23652
What if they made the food in the kitchen before bringing the pot into another room?
>> No. 23654 Anonymous
15th August 2016
Monday 12:18 pm
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>>23653
That's what bowls are for, unless you're a savage.
>> No. 23655 Anonymous
15th August 2016
Monday 12:31 pm
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>>23654
Hey I'm not the one doing it.
>> No. 23656 Anonymous
15th August 2016
Monday 5:03 pm
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The Olympics are sort of making me want to kill myself/others.

I mean, I don't mind the actual coverage, but I'm watching BBC News 24 and it's literally just telling me what's happening on BBC1.
>> No. 23657 Anonymous
15th August 2016
Monday 5:23 pm
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>>23652
Well, dirty plates and glasses. If you're a guest in someone's house and go downstairs to the kitchen at night whilst everyone else is in bed why you'd not bother turning off the kitchen and hallway lights once you're done is absolutely beyond me.
>> No. 23658 Anonymous
15th August 2016
Monday 6:44 pm
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>>23657
I have an airbnb guest who only washes the frying pan and spatula when he's about to use it again. It just sits on the oven.
>> No. 23659 Anonymous
15th August 2016
Monday 8:27 pm
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>>23657
>>23658
Have you actually mentioned this to the people or do you just post about it on the internet and hope they learn to behave like adults on their own?
>> No. 23660 Anonymous
15th August 2016
Monday 8:34 pm
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>>23659
I just wait until they leave and it becomes someone else's problem.
>> No. 23661 Anonymous
15th August 2016
Monday 8:50 pm
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>>23659
I've mentioned it to my other half, it's her family. Her brother is only 20 and he's started getting a bald spot.
>> No. 23662 Anonymous
15th August 2016
Monday 9:13 pm
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>>23659
Not these guys but I know similar people and I've mentioned it/talked to them more than once. Often the result is them throwing a hissy fit and nothing getting resolved, it's a pain in the ass and negativity I don't need in my life.
>> No. 23663 Anonymous
17th August 2016
Wednesday 5:30 pm
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People are crap at dirty talk, even the ones who get filmed.

My hair looks shit from the back. I also got called scruffy at work by some middle aged bint.

I cooked my tea an hour ago and just remembered about it.

Putting the minor in minor piss off.
>> No. 23664 Anonymous
17th August 2016
Wednesday 6:07 pm
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Titles that capitalize every letter. I know there is no universal rule on this but who the bloody hell do they think they are, not even God gets every letter capitalized.

>>23663
>People are crap at dirty talk, even the ones who get filmed.

I thought we had as a species evolved past taking our cues from pornography like Star Trek people did with money?
>> No. 23665 Anonymous
17th August 2016
Wednesday 7:17 pm
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>>23664
>not even God gets every letter capitalized
u wot m7?
>> No. 23666 Anonymous
17th August 2016
Wednesday 7:51 pm
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There's been fireworks going off a few nights in recent weeks. I'm a member of a local area Facebook group and every time it happens people sincerely start posting that it's drug dealers letting them off to let all their users know that they've got some gear in. It's some of the most hysterical yet mundane discussions I've seen in quite some time.
>> No. 23667 Anonymous
17th August 2016
Wednesday 8:28 pm
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Bunch of pikeys have moved in on a field behind my street.

It's right behind a school and forms part of a public right of way that everyone uses for dog walking and as a short-cut into town, but one of the cunts had the cheek to yell at me to git aff da soite this morning while I was merely walking past. Something you are legally entitled to do. Unlike parking a dozen carvans and a fleet of flatbed transits on a fucking public recreational area.

Absolute vermin.
>> No. 23668 Anonymous
17th August 2016
Wednesday 8:31 pm
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>>23667

It's weird, people tend to have sympathy for communities out of the ordinary to an extent, but even the most do-gooder lefty type people I know detest travellers.

They really are scum.
>> No. 23669 Anonymous
17th August 2016
Wednesday 8:38 pm
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I sent off for an Irish passport but had to send my British one as proof of ID.

They've kept it for fucking ages and now I just want my British one back so I can go on holiday.

Real fucking bored of waiting.
>> No. 23670 Anonymous
17th August 2016
Wednesday 9:05 pm
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>>23669
Please tell me you applied for an Irish passport because you are actually moving to Ireland, and not as some knee-jerk reaction to the Brexit vote.
>> No. 23671 Anonymous
17th August 2016
Wednesday 9:33 pm
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>>23670
Not him, but an extra passport is a nice thing to have. An Irish passport is particularly good in this respect because nobody gives a shit about Ireland and consequently the Irish don't have to put up with the same sort of bullshit as British or American passport holders do in some places.
>> No. 23672 Anonymous
17th August 2016
Wednesday 9:40 pm
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>>23671
It is kind of not okay since our government can strip you off your British citizenship if you have another passport/citizenship.
>> No. 23673 Anonymous
17th August 2016
Wednesday 9:56 pm
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>>23672

Isn't that only under some theoretical terrorist gibberish, or am I utterly out of the loop?
>> No. 23674 Anonymous
17th August 2016
Wednesday 10:06 pm
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>>23672
Yes, it would be awful to lose the passport that affords you fewer rights and privileges, wouldn't it?
>> No. 23675 Anonymous
17th August 2016
Wednesday 10:18 pm
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>>23670

Well I could move to Ireland anyway, regardless of being in the EU or not because we have a common travel area and under Irish law British citizens are not seen as alien and in British law Irish people are not seen as aliens.

That's why they're entitled to vote over here and we can vote over there.

I got an Irish passport because I never thought we'd brexit, but we did. I don't think we will leave the single market, but who knows, I wouldn't rule it out.

It's pretty simple too, if we do, I have a spare passport should I ever fuck up, I can still access all European rights, such as healthcare etc (I guarantee in the next 30-40 years there'll be some EU wide NHS type scheme), consular assistance (any EU member citizen can go to another EU member consulate, not that I wouldn't go to British first) and a few other reasons.

Doesn't hurt to have.

>>23672
I'm not a terrorist, and whilst I don't particularly trust the state, I'm 99.99 recurring % sure I won't ever be in a situation where the British government finds me to be an enemy of the state to the extent that they think of stripping my citizenship.

Besides, I'm pretty sure there has even been cases where they've stripped British born citizens of their citizenship even if it meant they've been stateless. There's no hiding from May.

I'm not, and am very, very unlikely to ever be in that scenario anyway.
>> No. 23676 Anonymous
17th August 2016
Wednesday 10:47 pm
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>>23675
>I'm not, and am very, very unlikely to ever be in that scenario anyway.
That's what they all say.

>>23674
That's not all you would losing though, is it, dulllad?
>> No. 23677 Anonymous
17th August 2016
Wednesday 10:49 pm
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>>23676
>That's not all you would losing though, is it, dulllad?
Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking about losing the British passport, not the Irish one.
>> No. 23678 Anonymous
17th August 2016
Wednesday 10:58 pm
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>>23677
No, mate. You would be losing your mum too, right?
>> No. 23679 Anonymous
17th August 2016
Wednesday 11:11 pm
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>>23678
Mate, I've been trying to lose her for almost two decades but somehow she keeps finding me.
>> No. 23680 Anonymous
18th August 2016
Thursday 2:35 am
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I had about three things I wanted to post about in this thread but I got distracted replying to some other posts and forgot what they were.

They were really annoying though.
>> No. 23682 Anonymous
18th August 2016
Thursday 7:42 am
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It's A Level results day and I haven't seen a single picture of young totty jumping in the air yet. Fucking femiñism.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 23683 Anonymous
18th August 2016
Thursday 9:01 am
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>>23682
Is that the Spanish version?
>> No. 23684 Anonymous
18th August 2016
Thursday 9:27 am
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>>23682
Putting sexy A-levels into Google produced an ad for "Didn't get your grades? Don't despair - brightknowledge.org - find out what you can do next". To which the obvious conclusion is that brightknowledge.org is an escort site.
>> No. 23686 Anonymous
18th August 2016
Thursday 11:06 am
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I cannot, regardless of what I do beforehand, wake up before 10AM. It's really pissing me off.
>> No. 23687 Anonymous
18th August 2016
Thursday 3:18 pm
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>>23516
Which sauces do you use m8?
>>23595
I sort of like the way you dealt with him.
>> No. 23688 Anonymous
18th August 2016
Thursday 5:40 pm
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I ordered through Ebay, and it was delivered by Amazon logistics.
You can't escape them.

At least it was delivered though.
>> No. 23689 Anonymous
18th August 2016
Thursday 5:55 pm
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People pretending to care about Syria because of a photograph of a child.
>> No. 23690 Anonymous
18th August 2016
Thursday 8:35 pm
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Earlier one of the ambient tracks from Conker: Live & Reloaded popped into my head and I began to hum it, now I can't recall a single note. I've noticed this phenomenon a lot with music. I don't find it irritating until it's something I can't even look it up though.
>> No. 23691 Anonymous
18th August 2016
Thursday 9:12 pm
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>>23690
Smash through this lad
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL51FF5BC09B73B607
>> No. 23692 Anonymous
18th August 2016
Thursday 11:17 pm
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That yoghurt advert for team GB presented by an American :/
>> No. 23693 Anonymous
18th August 2016
Thursday 11:43 pm
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>>23689
I don't really mind that, and I wouldn't call all professed concern feigned. What really annoys me is people claiming that that photo proves that we need ARE BOYS over there fighting Assad. As if increasing support for the child-beheading """"moderate"""" rebels is going to help children.
>> No. 23694 Anonymous
19th August 2016
Friday 12:25 am
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>>23693
>""""
What the shit is this nonsense?
>> No. 23695 Anonymous
19th August 2016
Friday 12:52 am
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>>23686
It's all about getting into the habit. Whenever I have extended time off my sleep pattern always turns to shit and getting up before midday feels like a heroic challenge, but when you have work to get up for early in the week your body should adapt to it.

I've also noticed there tends to be a weird 'sweet spot' where I can get up after 6 or 7 hours and be just about functional for the day, or I can go the whole hog and sleep for 10+ hours. Getting up after anything in between just feels extra painful for some reason.
>> No. 23696 Anonymous
19th August 2016
Friday 12:55 am
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>>23694
Three quotation marks.
>> No. 23697 Anonymous
19th August 2016
Friday 1:44 am
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>>23693
Are people really so worked up about it. I've seen nothing outside of the media and even then its barely in the top 10 most viewed articles on BBC News (to be fair its competing with a bloke who has to notify the police 24 hours before he has sex).

Anyway, it was a Russian air-strike so its less boots on the ground more aerial dogfights. The good news is it appears Russia has come to agree to a 48 hour pause when aid workers can now go into Aleppo as what appears a direct consequence of the photo. I dislike sentimentality but its done its job.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-syria-un-idUSKCN10T0ZC

>>23695
>I've also noticed there tends to be a weird 'sweet spot' where I can get up after 6 or 7 hours and be just about functional for the day, or I can go the whole hog and sleep for 10+ hours. Getting up after anything in between just feels extra painful for some reason.

I've noticed this myself. Its like a special weekend pattern we learnt as children.

Although I contend that 10+ hours will leave you groggy just like too little. In fact any more than 9 hours has been correlated to a host of health problems much like too little.
>> No. 23698 Anonymous
19th August 2016
Friday 2:01 am
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>>23697
I'm going to guess it has something to do with sleep cycles you go through in the night, something like waking up from REM is easier than if you get interrupted from another stage by an alarm.
>> No. 23699 Anonymous
19th August 2016
Friday 4:52 pm
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The apples i bought yesterday got smushed in the bag and now they're soft and taste funny. My first world guilt compels me to eat them regardless.
>> No. 23700 Anonymous
19th August 2016
Friday 5:11 pm
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>>23699

You could make a crumble or sauce with them.
>> No. 23701 Anonymous
19th August 2016
Friday 5:21 pm
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>>23694
Unsurprisingly, it's been popularised by 4chan and originates from this:

>The use of triple parentheses or triple brackets, also known as an (((echo))), is an antisemitic symbol that has been used to highlight the names of individuals of a Jewish background.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses

The other lad's probably a member of Momentum or something.
>> No. 23702 Anonymous
19th August 2016
Friday 5:33 pm
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>>23701
>triple brackets

So not a triple quote is it you dildo.
>> No. 23703 Anonymous
19th August 2016
Friday 5:43 pm
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>>23702
No, but that's what it originates from and why 4channers use that and other variations, such as this one, whilst shitposting.
>> No. 23704 Anonymous
19th August 2016
Friday 5:45 pm
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>>23703
I think that's a bit of a stretch to assert as being anti-semitic.

It's still an eyesore and has no place outside of a .py file mind.
>> No. 23705 Anonymous
19th August 2016
Friday 5:59 pm
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>>23704
I'd agree, if it wasn't for the fact it's been popularised by 4chan solely because of its antisemitic connotations.

Hey-ho, bit of a mundane thing to discuss so let's get back to moaning about the weather or whatever.
>> No. 23706 Anonymous
19th August 2016
Friday 6:43 pm
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>>23703
>No, but that's what it originates from
No it isn't, you div, it's a way of emphasising scare quotes.
>> No. 23707 Anonymous
19th August 2016
Friday 7:08 pm
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>>23706
Yes. TO SCARE THE JEWS.
>> No. 23708 Anonymous
19th August 2016
Friday 9:28 pm
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>>23707
Something tells me that Nour al-Din al-Zinki probably isn't comprised of Jews.
>> No. 23709 Anonymous
20th August 2016
Saturday 12:40 pm
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>>23704
>I think that's a bit of a stretch to assert as being anti-semitic.
No, he's right. Normally I agree, they punch at shadows seeing antisemitism where it isn't, but this time he's on the money. Has to be (((brackets))) though, not ''''''quote marks''''''.

It started out from something called "Coincidence detector", which put three brackets around Jewish names on twitter. Of course, that got Shut Down rather quickly.

After they had duly Shut It Down a large portion of Jewish users attempted to subvert this by adding the brackets to their twitter names themselves as a show of defiance. Some kind of "taking it back" "that's our word now" bullcrap.

This backfired hilariously when wikileaks didn't realise the roots of this and commented on it (see picture). The tweet was swiftly deleted once Snowden realised what he'd said, but not before about 500 people on the other place's /pol/ had grabbed a screenshot.
>> No. 23711 Anonymous
20th August 2016
Saturday 2:07 pm
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>>23709
Actually it started as an echo sound effect which would be used on some nazi podcast any time the name of someone with a connection to Judaism was mentioned. The triple brackets were adopted as a written equivalent by its listeners on places like Stormfront and image boards, and then the Chrome extension got made.

Also, Snowden has nothing to do with Wikileaks.
>> No. 23712 Anonymous
20th August 2016
Saturday 4:05 pm
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I've just reached my letting agency to report an appliance fault. I've reached their "office is closed" message telling me their opening hours and to call back when they're open again. This message says their Saturday hours are 10am-5pm.
>> No. 23713 Anonymous
20th August 2016
Saturday 4:43 pm
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>>23712
You should report all that shit in writing.
>> No. 23714 Anonymous
20th August 2016
Saturday 4:50 pm
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>>23713
Last time I did that, I ended up waiting a week for them to fix an oven because they had apparently not received the written report. At least if you get someone on the phone or in person you can put them on the spot.
>> No. 23715 Anonymous
20th August 2016
Saturday 4:56 pm
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The endless cock-sucking of Usain Bolt that the BBC are engaging in. I mean, I like him, but he's just a guy that runs fast. I'm over it already.
>> No. 23716 Anonymous
20th August 2016
Saturday 5:48 pm
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>>23714

For anything that matters, communicate in writing with follow-up by phone. A paper trail is often invaluable.
>> No. 23717 Anonymous
20th August 2016
Saturday 7:35 pm
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>>23716
What if I record all my phone calls? Is it illegal?
>> No. 23718 Anonymous
20th August 2016
Saturday 8:19 pm
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>>23717

The Data Protection Act requires you to tell the other party, hence those "your call is being recorded for training purposes" blurbs when you phone a call centre.

I still think it's very useful to have things in writing, a) because it seems more credible and b) it's easier to organise and search text than audio recordings.
>> No. 23719 Anonymous
20th August 2016
Saturday 9:19 pm
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>>23718
The company needs to tell the customer because it's going to use the call for purposes that don't relate to that customer. Unless you're going to use the recording for something other than your own records you don't need to announce it, because that comes under the general exemption for "domestic purposes". This also covers a company with a call centre recording the call for its own records, but doesn't cover use the recording for training, quality, investigation, etc.

A bonus of the announcement is that regardless of whether it's recorded or recited to you by the live operator, it's safe to assume that the person on the other end knows and has given their consent to the recording.
>> No. 23720 Anonymous
20th August 2016
Saturday 10:16 pm
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>>23718

Yeah, as the following poster has mentioned that is not the case. I am off to bed, but there was a very important case a few years ago where a very senior judge advised everyone to quietly record all dealings with nay form of authority.
>> No. 23721 Anonymous
21st August 2016
Sunday 9:40 pm
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For whatever reason I'm watching Transformers. Channel Four keep breaking to adverts about a second before the end of a scene, so it's cutting off a bit of dialogue. They keep doing it and it's bothering me. I'd say the film is shit, but that goes without saying.
>> No. 23722 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 12:58 am
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Fully-grown adults that have a stick up their arse about swearing. I'll instinctively watch my language around little kids because I don't want to be the one teaching them new words but if you're an adult who can't let the odd Fuck slip past them without acting like they've been shot you probably need to grow up and realise it's just a word. It's usually the God squad cunts and all.
>> No. 23723 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 1:49 am
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The Brazilians have made an utter fucking hash of the Olympic anthem again.
>> No. 23724 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 8:24 am
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>>23721
> I'd say the film is shit, but that goes without saying.
You better not be talking about the 1986 version.
>> No. 23725 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 8:30 am
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>>23724
Do you honestly think Channel Four would show that at prime time on a weekend? Besides, isn't that the film where pretty much everyone dies so they can cash in with a whole new range of characters?
>> No. 23726 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 8:48 am
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>>23725
>Besides, isn't that the film where pretty much everyone dies so they can cash in with a whole new range of characters?
Yep. Kids in the cinema were bawling their eyes out. One of the best films ever made.
>> No. 23727 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 11:19 am
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>>23722
If you swear all the time the power of the words is removed. You've no doubt met someone whose every other word is "fuckin'" - why does that individual talk like that, and what do they say when they are actually upset?
>> No. 23728 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 11:27 am
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>>23727

"Bum".
>> No. 23729 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 2:22 pm
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>>23727

How about "go and rape yourself with a Nutribullet, you thundering shitcunt"?
>> No. 23730 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 2:24 pm
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Im walking through Harlow. It's like traversing a Fat Slags strip. Also I walked past a brown person speaking Polish. Very odd.
>> No. 23731 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 4:20 pm
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>>23729
And yet if they really are the kind of person for whom "fuckin'" is punctuation, I doubt they could be that linguistically creative.
>> No. 23732 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 4:27 pm
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>>23731


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_osQvkeNRM
>> No. 23733 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 4:49 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB3NlOUg-ps
>> No. 23734 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 5:07 pm
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>>23733
Touché.
>> No. 23735 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 5:12 pm
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>>23732
Yes but Fry is railing against people who think swearing in general is a sign of ignorance. My point is to do with swearing to excess. Swearing itself, and people who swear, can be very creative, as >>23729 demonstrated.
>> No. 23736 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 5:16 pm
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>>23731

I use fucking as punctuation. I use it to punctuate the day IYKWIM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>> No. 23737 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 5:30 pm
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>>23736

I use it to punctuate your mum.
>> No. 23738 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 5:52 pm
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>>23727

I think it's quite often a sort of linguistic buffer. If you have an accent where sentences are spoken quickly (or your thoughts move slowly), then invariably you'll find yourself slipping in lots of, like, you know, fuckin' basically, sort of, uhh, pointless words just to fill space while your mind catches up.They don't add anything to the meaning of the sentence, but they allow you to keep speaking in an uninterrupted flow.

>>23735

I swear a lot, and it's more habitual than anything else, my vocabulary simply has a lot of situation dependent words and phrases that happen to be swearing, but nevertheless find themselves in common parlance. I'm sure it has little to do with one's linguistic ability. Speaking out loud I'm a crude northerner who rarely manages a sentence without a swear word of some sort, but in writing I have the manner of a middle clash opinion columnist.
>> No. 23739 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 7:09 pm
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My Irish passport was due today, it's not even moved off the first stage.

They took my British one as proof of ID too so I can't go on holiday.

Fucking hell.
>> No. 23740 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 7:26 pm
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>>23739
Great, I guess that means we're fucking stuck with you now, you cunt.
>> No. 23742 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 7:30 pm
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>>23740

Er lad, I'd still be a British citizen either way you know? As in, I'll still be English and live here. They won't helicopter me over to Mayo and rename me Paddy O'laffety or something.
>> No. 23743 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 7:33 pm
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>>23742

Gerry mc'Positvely more likely....
>> No. 23744 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 7:34 pm
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>>23743
This one's gone over my head I'm afraid.
>> No. 23745 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 8:03 pm
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>>23739
Not being funny but why would you cut a new passport application so fine with your holiday? Neither the Irish nor public-sector bodies are renowned for their speed efficiency, combine that with the large number of knee-jerk reactionaries applying after the Brexit vote and you've got a guaranteed recipe for disaster.

I don't totally think that applying for a dual-citizenship with an EU country is a terrible idea, but it's going to take at least two years from whenever article 50 is invoked before we will be out of the EU and you'd likely benefit from it. So I don't see why you would rush and try to cram it in before you'd actually need the thing.
>> No. 23746 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 8:13 pm
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>>23745

I've not got one booked, and I'll easily get one in Germany or Eastern Europe for a week or two when it comes back, but I have this weird nagging where I can't rest until I get stuff like that (same with Amazon orders).

Only reason I went for the EU passport is because I flirted with the idea of it years ago and thought 'fuck it, there's more chance of Australia joining the EU than us leaving' then we actually left.

I'm 99% certain we won't leave the single market so I'll have wasted £70, but just in case I'm not taking that chance again, particularly as journalists are starting to call for change sto the nationality law there now (I was an Irish citizen automatically because a parent was born on the island of Ireland (bizarrely confusing, as said parent only ever held a British passport)) and although I'm sure I'd be fairly eligible, I'm taking no chances.

Maybe I'm young and naive but I didn't think radical political change like this actually happened anymore, so I don't want to take chances.

Besides, I think I'll always live in Britain, I couldn't be a prouder brit, but if somebody offered you a parachute for your plane you didn't expect to crash, you'd still take it right?
>> No. 23747 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 8:15 pm
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>>23742
We voted to chuck all the filthy foreigners out of the country back in June, m7.
>> No. 23748 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 8:18 pm
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>>23745
>knee-jerk reactionaries
Lad.

>but it's going to take at least two years from whenever article 50 is invoked before we will be out of the EU
At this rate, it's going to take the Irish that long to process all those passport applications.
>> No. 23749 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 8:19 pm
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>>23747
I find that joke to be in very poor taste.
>> No. 23750 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 8:23 pm
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>>23746

>I'm 99% certain we won't leave the single market

You also thought that Australia was more likely to join than us leave. So it looks like it'll be £70 well spent for you.
>> No. 23751 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 8:27 pm
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>>23750
I was exaggerating slightly but I was as certain as David 'trust me I know what I'm doing' Cameron that we wouldn't.

I'd be more than happy for me to have wasted 70 quid and me put it in a draw and never use it again as we stay in the single market, but whatever.

Can't hurt to have a second when I go travel anyway.
>> No. 23752 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 8:29 pm
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I've had 6 Music on for the past hour or so and I've remembered why I don't listen to it much. The constant reading out of self indulgent texts from people wanking over their taste in music is insufferable.
>> No. 23753 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 8:36 pm
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When you're trying to eat dinner and watch Star Trek but all you feel is envy for the dead.
>> No. 23754 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 8:37 pm
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>>23746
Out of interest, where do you work where you think you can just "easily" book two weeks off at that kind of notice?
>> No. 23755 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 8:38 pm
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>>23749
I wasn't joking, m9.
>> No. 23756 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 8:44 pm
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>>23754

What kind of notice? My boss is pretty chilled. I just work for a big corporate company and it's never really seemed to be a problem. Is there some sort of unwritten rule about leaving ages in advance?
>> No. 23757 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 8:48 pm
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>>23755
Kindly follow your leader then please 'm9'.
>> No. 23758 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 8:53 pm
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>>23754
Not him, but presumably somewhere sensible that actually gives half a shit about its employees. I've only ever been refused leave three times. The first was as a pimply teenager working in McDonald's, the second was a government agency who insisted I couldn't take a day for a family commitment during my first week, and the third was trying to get a week in summer after the parents in the office had basically block-booked August between themselves.
>> No. 23759 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 9:08 pm
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>>23758
Is this a bad time to say that my boss has actively been encouraging me to take a holiday?

He's been banging on about how much I have left and how I should take a break, so I'm sure he won't be pissed if I ask for two weeks off with two or more weeks notice.
>> No. 23760 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 9:08 pm
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>>23757
How does "no" grab you?
>> No. 23761 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 9:13 pm
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>>23757
>>23760

What are you two arguing about?
>> No. 23762 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 9:24 pm
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>>23761
Stormfag here apparently literally wants to kick all dem forreners aht, and I'm just expressing my disgust. That's all. Nothing to see here.
>> No. 23763 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 9:27 pm
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>>23761
Whether or not some leave voters wanted to send foreigners home. Apparently the well-documented fact that they did seems to have eluded some people.
>> No. 23764 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 9:29 pm
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>>23762
Good work lad, carry on, sorry to have disturbed you.

>>23763
There's a point. What are racists gonna do with dual nationals born here, who look and speak like them but hold a second passport? You can't send them home because they're British, but also something else. Must be really hard for their tiny brains.
>> No. 23765 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 10:01 pm
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>>23739
I still can't get my head around why you would send your passport of all things. Its a bit late now admittedly but this is one of those situations where getting a citizen card would've been worth it.

I mean what if it gets lost in the post - that is tens of pounds down the drain not to mention all the problems if some baddie happens to get hold of it. I lost my passport a few years back before a holiday and it was a fucking nightmare now that they closed down most of the passport processing centres.

Depending on how much a lost holiday is going to cost you at this point it might be worth claiming your passport has been lost anyway and take the hit for a new one at the emergency fee. Its not like Mary McGuinness at the Irish passport office is really going to give two fucks to check over whether the ID is still valid and if she does you could just claim the cash back saying your passport was valid and send the new one.

>>23764
Not him but if our government stopped recognizing dual nationality (I think it should tbh) that would more or less be that and people would have to choose...or it would be chosen for them based on circumstances.

Lets be honest and admit you are gaming a system built around addressing the problems of Northern Ireland for your own benefit. Its legal but you can't complain when someone calls you a wanker for it.
>> No. 23766 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 10:03 pm
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>>23764
>What are racists gonna do with dual nationals born here, who look and speak like them but hold a second passport?
They bear allegiance to a foreign power, they're filthy foreigners innit.
>> No. 23767 Anonymous
22nd August 2016
Monday 10:07 pm
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>>23765
>getting a citizen card would've been worth it.
He's trying to get a passport, not buy booze from the offie.
>> No. 23768 Anonymous
23rd August 2016
Tuesday 1:54 am
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>>23767
M8 that's what provisional driver's licence is for yh.
>> No. 23769 Anonymous
23rd August 2016
Tuesday 2:15 am
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>>23764
Take away their British citizenship.
>> No. 23770 Anonymous
23rd August 2016
Tuesday 6:44 am
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>>23766
I honestly don't see the problem, there's also a shitload of dual citizens in the UK because of our colonial past. Are people really not over this shit? I think there's a huge difference between swearing allegiance to islamic state and swearing allegiance to another western democracy very similar to home.

Besides, I won't be swearing allegiance to anybody because I'm not naturalising nor am I doing any other route like that. Think about it, if you were born here and brought up here, you didn't swear allegiance to the Queen at any point did you?

>>23765
It depends what you mean by gaming the system. I mean yes, I'm using the fact that my parents were born in NI and I was born in England to get one, but all but one of my grandparents are actual Irish citizens from actual Ireland so I'd be entitled anyway, it just meant that I was classed as an Irish citizen already and could apply for a passport straight away instead of having to register on the foreign births register first.

Kind of like if two British people go to France and have a kid, the kid is still British in the British government's eyes, even if the kid grows up in France speaking French and basically being a French person. I can't help where my parents were born and I'm proud to be British.

It's weird, again, how people get upset about the strangest things on here. I'd hardly call somebody whose not even a tenuous link, but is classed as an Irish citizen claiming an Irish passport a bit wanky. But then again, Tony Blair has done the same for himself and his kids.
>> No. 23771 Anonymous
23rd August 2016
Tuesday 7:45 am
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Really, really can't stand the Olympics coverage. No one can possibly care what snacks they have on the plane back from Rio, can they?

>>23770

>Think about it, if you were born here and brought up here, you didn't swear allegiance to the Queen at any point did you?

Islington, luvvie, meganonce!
>> No. 23772 Anonymous
24th August 2016
Wednesday 11:49 pm
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When people won't reply to your texts but are still perfectly capable of liking your inane Facebook statuses. Are you passive-aggressively ignoring me or not!
>> No. 23773 Anonymous
25th August 2016
Thursday 6:08 am
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Normally I drink lager and red wine. Lately, due to the company I've been keeping, I've been drinking cider and white wine.

How the fuck can they stand it? Every time I take a piss it smells like rotten apples and fermented straw.
This is awful.
>> No. 23774 Anonymous
25th August 2016
Thursday 8:01 am
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I've somehow lost the ability of knowing when to use 'into' and when to use 'in to'.
>> No. 23775 Anonymous
25th August 2016
Thursday 9:02 am
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There's a fucking man on my fucking TV and I think the fucker's wearing a fucking pencil as a fucking accessory. Fuck me, I'm so fucking angry.
>> No. 23776 Anonymous
25th August 2016
Thursday 9:35 am
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>>23775
It's not exactly Evidently Chickentown but a lovely little rant nonetheless.
>> No. 23777 Anonymous
25th August 2016
Thursday 12:51 pm
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Windows 10... I like that they've blatantly ripped off taken inspiration from Ubuntu's multiple workspaces, but why does it have to be so poorly implemented? When I switch between workspaces I want the 'focus' to be on the last window I had open, not in no-man's-land so that I have to alt-tab back to actually do anything.
>> No. 23778 Anonymous
25th August 2016
Thursday 1:15 pm
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>>23777

Maybe you should just stop playing Football Manager at work then.
>> No. 23779 Anonymous
25th August 2016
Thursday 6:22 pm
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Sainsburys charge £1.50 for 6 easy peelers or £2 for 12. Charge £1 for 6, you bastards.
>> No. 23780 Anonymous
25th August 2016
Thursday 6:48 pm
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>>23779
A mate I used to walk home from school with always used to insist on buying a 2l bottle of coke when we stopped at a shop on the way because it was only 30p more expensive than the 500ml.

I hated that. It was well embarrassing walking beside a big fat fuck swigging from a massive coke bottle every 5 steps.

He's pretty much the only example I've ever encountered of the economist's utility maximising rational consumer.
>> No. 23781 Anonymous
25th August 2016
Thursday 7:17 pm
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>>23778
Do many workplaces use Windows 10 already?

Anyway, nah. I use Virtualbox and like the extra division between the Windows-land and Linux-land, rather than just treating it as another window.
>> No. 23782 Anonymous
25th August 2016
Thursday 7:19 pm
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>>23780
Wasn't this the sort of thing the new laws on sugary foods promotions was meant to tackle? Sounds like they've half-arsed it though.
>> No. 23783 Anonymous
25th August 2016
Thursday 8:34 pm
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>>23782
Pepsi Max. I go through four litres a day. I love the cherry flavoured one.
>> No. 23784 Anonymous
25th August 2016
Thursday 9:22 pm
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This utter shitcunt is driving aggressively around my area and revving his car as if it's going out of fashion. I stuck my head out the window earlier to see a yellow lamborghini doing about 50 around a bend that's meant for 10-15 km, kids play around here, people cycle, it's generally quiet and peaceful - but only until the fucking cacophony of a sputtering engine drowns out the silence. We get it mate, you have a small dick, your daddy paid for your weekend rental - now fuck off and smash into a brick wall quickly.

I've called the police (101 ironically), and they've received a few calls about it I was happy to hear. Hopefully they can impound this shithead.

If I see a yellow lambo parked near me, I'll be very tempted to give it a good keying or whatever.
>> No. 23785 Anonymous
25th August 2016
Thursday 9:26 pm
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>>23784
Leave some nails under the tyres. More that one, so that the cunt actually has to either get a tow or call out a van to sort it.
>> No. 23786 Anonymous
25th August 2016
Thursday 9:40 pm
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>>23785
So fucking temping... I would feel like a dick doing it, but I know these sorts, they deserve every ounce of hate.
>> No. 23787 Anonymous
25th August 2016
Thursday 11:43 pm
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>>23785
While we're on the subject, what is the best way to destroy a car belonging to the object of your revenge? In a purely hypothetical situation of course.
>> No. 23788 Anonymous
25th August 2016
Thursday 11:48 pm
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>>23787
I really dont know, besides keying "pedo" or something in a prominent location.
Superglue in all of the locks?
>> No. 23789 Anonymous
26th August 2016
Friday 12:09 am
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>>23788
I've heard you can ruin the paintjob by simply pouring out a bottle of turps onto the roof?
>> No. 23790 Anonymous
26th August 2016
Friday 12:20 am
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>>23784
Strange, usually that sort of behaviour is reserved for the "innit" crew with their souped-up corsa shitboxes.
>> No. 23791 Anonymous
26th August 2016
Friday 12:20 am
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>>23787

Gaffa tape all around the middle of the car taping the doors shut on a hot day. It'll strip the paint as they peel it off.

Sugar in the petrol tank, assuming it is accessible, and yes; super glue the locks. Hypothetically speaking.
>> No. 23792 Anonymous
26th August 2016
Friday 12:39 am
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>>23784

I have a loud, free revving car and it's an absolute nightmare parking it in my street. I usually turn the engine off and roll along because I don't want my neighbors to ASBO me.

I don't see the logic in tooling about in your supercar in a UK suburb/town - either cruise it at 20mph in the city centre to impress girls or whatever, or take it out to the fantastic B-roads we have all over the place. I suppose most Lambo drivers wouldn't dare drive down an actual technical road though.
>> No. 23793 Anonymous
26th August 2016
Friday 1:06 am
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>>23791
Glue in the locks is a classic. My uncle's in the security business (locks and alarms, not stewards) and every now and again he gets called out to assist the authorities in retrieving pirate transmitters, which all too often end up hidden in machine rooms with the locks glued up. His usual tactic was to just drill the fucker out and replace it, since apparently if you try and sort it chemically a good many times you still end up having to do it anyway.

Also, expanding foam in just the right places will piss them off a treat.
>> No. 23794 Anonymous
26th August 2016
Friday 1:13 am
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>>23787
Key every panel on the car including the roof. Nothing major just make sure you visibly get every one with a deep scratch.

Bodyshops charge by the panel so even for the same job it can add up to quite a bit and it will take longer to sort out than just bricking the front window.
>> No. 23795 Anonymous
26th August 2016
Friday 1:14 am
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>>23791

Cover a potato in epoxy or superglue and jam it in the exhaust(s).
>> No. 23796 Anonymous
26th August 2016
Friday 3:37 am
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Audience participation. I went to a sermon a friends aunt wanted me to go to, just out of curiosity really, and, well...Lads, I got faith healed. This was about 15 minutes after him calling me out after looking at me a lot and saying "How are you finding this, son?". All I could think was that I'd been rumbled and clearly didn't look like a believer. To be honest I'm mostly just annoyed that it meant someone got overlooked for my sake, when it probably would've actually meant something to them.
>> No. 23797 Anonymous
26th August 2016
Friday 10:25 am
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>>23796
Did fucking heal your apostrophe problem though eh lad.
>> No. 23798 Anonymous
26th August 2016
Friday 2:38 pm
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I know it's still early but mum has been the only person to say happy birthday today. I even had a lengthy exchange with a friend about attending her birthday party next week.
>> No. 23799 Anonymous
26th August 2016
Friday 2:57 pm
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>>23798
Happy birthday.

I hope you're feeling better.
>> No. 23800 Anonymous
26th August 2016
Friday 3:06 pm
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>>23798

Yeah, Happy Birthday. Treat yourself to some coffee cake and a nice few bottles of beer/wine and you never know you might come home to a surprise party. If you don't, that is what the cake and booze is for.
>> No. 23806 Anonymous
30th August 2016
Tuesday 12:38 pm
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A locum nurse put an adhesive dressing on a wound for me first thing. I suggested that maybe she might want to clean up the flaky skin around the edges (fallout from an adverse reaction to a previous dressing) so that it sticks better, but no, it'll be fine, she said. Almost four hours later and one side of the pad is hanging off. It won't stick back down because almost none of the adhesive is exposed thanks to all the flakes of skin stuck to it. Even worse, the gel lining that's supposed to stay on all week has managed to stick firmly to the pad rather than my skin.

Why does my practice nurse need to be off now of all times?
>> No. 23808 Anonymous
30th August 2016
Tuesday 1:53 pm
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>>23806

Don't get me started on nurses. These so called "angels of mercy" can kiss both sides of my hairy arse.
>> No. 23809 Anonymous
30th August 2016
Tuesday 3:55 pm
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>>23808
We can't mate, sorry. Infection control policies.
>> No. 23810 Anonymous
30th August 2016
Tuesday 5:16 pm
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>>23809
Can you not just use a face protector?
>> No. 23811 Anonymous
30th August 2016
Tuesday 6:04 pm
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>>23806

Don't worry mate, I'm sure your suffering will be ended early when a newbie Junior Doctor puts a cannula in the wrong artery and pumps you full of sink cleaner they thought was metronidazole or some shit. They don't call August death month for nothing.

If you need surgery though don't worry- There were only three incidents of accidentally removed ovaries/testes last year nationwide. Those lot in the theatre know what they're doing.
>> No. 23812 Anonymous
30th August 2016
Tuesday 6:07 pm
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>>23811
>There were only three incidents of accidentally removed ovaries/testes last year nationwide.
In my case, one would hope they'd notice I'm already missing one.

SOD CANCER
>> No. 23814 Anonymous
30th August 2016
Tuesday 6:11 pm
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>>23812

Ah.

You may want to check you still have both your kidneys, in that case.
>> No. 23815 Anonymous
30th August 2016
Tuesday 8:17 pm
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>>23814
Wait, you mean I'm supposed to have two kidneys?
>> No. 23816 Anonymous
31st August 2016
Wednesday 1:14 pm
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The bananas I bought the last time I went shopping seem to be twice the size of they usually are. That might sound like a good thing, but they're like a meal all by themselves.
>> No. 23817 Anonymous
31st August 2016
Wednesday 2:38 pm
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Earlier today, my call blocker sent some junk caller to voicemail (/101/ that it can't pick up/hang up anymore, thanks Google!), and now I'm getting repeated notifications that I've got a message waiting. At one point, it's buzzing every few seconds as if to say
>You've got voicemail! You've got voicemail! You've got voicemail! You've got voicemail! You've got voicemail! You've got voicemail! You've got voicemail! You've got voicemail! You've got voicemail!
Naturally, when I try and call it the network signal is playing silly buggers.
>> No. 23818 Anonymous
1st September 2016
Thursday 3:32 am
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The last 4 night buses due have all spectacularly failed to turn up. I've almost walked the whole way. I wouldn't have minded so much if I didn't have to walk an hour and a half just to reach a route with night buses scheduled for it.
>> No. 23819 Anonymous
1st September 2016
Thursday 10:00 am
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>>23818
You're lucky to live somewhere that has a night bus service. Last night my wife and I went for a meal and a few drinks and got the bus into town. We both lost track of the time and upon realising that it was gone 10:20 we would have to call a taxi to get home. This is due to the last bus being at 10:10.
it cost 18 quid to go 4 miles.
>> No. 23821 Anonymous
1st September 2016
Thursday 3:45 pm
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>>23819
You're lucky to live somewhere that has a night taxi service. Last night my sister and I went to the shop to buy some stale bread and sour milk and got the bus into town. We both lost track of the time and upon realising that it was gone 10:20 we would have to walk 10 miles to get home, uphill. This is due to the last bus being at 10:10. Then father beat us.
>> No. 23822 Anonymous
1st September 2016
Thursday 7:10 pm
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The end of the M1. You go from J46 to J47 on the M1 to suddenly driving past J44 and J45 on the A1(M). It follows no logical order.

Also, my other half's insistence on washing the tin opener after every time it has been used.
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1st September 2016
Thursday 7:40 pm
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>>23822

>Also, my other half's insistence on washing the tin opener after every time it has been used.

I regret not cleaning my can opener while it was still new and shiny. It's a bit past cleaning now.
>> No. 23824 Anonymous
1st September 2016
Thursday 10:20 pm
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My parcel is being delivered by Yodel.

I fear it will never arrive.
>> No. 23825 Anonymous
1st September 2016
Thursday 10:56 pm
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>>23824
They're the grinch of any ecommerce transaction. It's like retail therapy with an aversion twist at the end.
>> No. 23826 Anonymous
2nd September 2016
Friday 12:53 am
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I want to complain about the definition of the word millennial. To me a millennial is someone born on or after the millennium. Someone who has been brought up on Facebook and iPhones.

But the media use the term to refer to anyone born after 1981 (After Generation X).

Even though I was born in 1984 I don't count myself as a millennial.
>> No. 23827 Anonymous
2nd September 2016
Friday 1:22 am
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>>23822

While we're on road rants, how the fuck is a monstrosity like the M25 allowed to exist? Why did they restrict it to a single lane last night? Why does the vague Dart Charge system exist? How do you southerners not kill yourself having to deal with this cunty road all the time? Why don't they refer to it as the Orbital more than they do, because it sounds much cooler than 'M25'? Also, how is nobody getting nicked for driving in the red X'd lanes all the way down to a choke point, then forcing their way in? If they tried that up north they'd be dragged out of their car and ceremonially burned.
>> No. 23828 Anonymous
2nd September 2016
Friday 1:28 am
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>>23826

I agree, I think it encompasses two or three wholly different groups. You shouldn't be lumping together those like you or I, who experienced a time before mobile phones or properly useful internet, and those that were born into smartphones. There's got to be a huge difference between those two mindsets.

I think the cutoff should be remembering 9/11. Or fuck, even being consciously aware of Y2K.
>> No. 23829 Anonymous
2nd September 2016
Friday 2:06 am
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>>23826

I always presumed generation x went as far as the mid 80s and started in the 70s, and millenials were born in the 90s.

But apparently generation x reaches further back into the 60s. which I presumed were all baby boomers.

>Even though I was born in 1984 I don't count myself as a millennial.
I agree, I consider there to be a significant difference in my upbringing as someone born in the early 80s to someone born in the late 90s. Communication, access to information in the formative years were wildly different.

Even the most basic parts of every day life like how you organise meeting someone by calling a building and hoping they are in it at the time then take it on faith that they turn up at the right time and place. To be able to now hear a song once decide I liked it, find out what it is called and then listen to it again immediately as opposed to potentially never. If I missed an episode of a show not getting a chance to see it and try fill in the gaps during the next episode. Now not have to if I make a spelling error rewrite an entire page.
These are things that seriously change the way we approach and treat the world.

I picture talking to a 17 year old about what life was like and them having no frame of reference to even understand the implications of the technology differance as if it was another era. There is no way we are the same generation, and it has nothing to do with anything as superficial as our taste in clothes and music, or even historical events.

2000 is an arbitary marker that is picked because it is a nice round number to say it is a generational change, I'd say something around 95 where home computers and mobile phones for the common man began is a better generational cut off point.
>> No. 23830 Anonymous
2nd September 2016
Friday 3:02 am
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>>23826
Apparently "Millennial" refers to Gen Y born in the 80s and 90s whilst people born this side of the millennium are Gen Z. Seems a bit strange but there you go.
>> No. 23831 Anonymous
2nd September 2016
Friday 8:06 am
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>>23827
>If they tried that up north they'd be dragged out of their car and ceremonially burned

It happens all the time on the M1 and M62.
>> No. 23832 Anonymous
2nd September 2016
Friday 6:45 pm
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>>23824
I can't fucking believe it, it was actually delivered.
>> No. 23833 Anonymous
2nd September 2016
Friday 6:55 pm
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>>23832
Well that's a heart warming end to the story. Was it in one piece?
>> No. 23834 Anonymous
2nd September 2016
Friday 7:12 pm
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>>23830

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQP3bsv600s
>> No. 23835 Anonymous
2nd September 2016
Friday 9:01 pm
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>>23833

Yes. The problem is that it was a jigsaw.
>> No. 23836 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 8:34 am
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American political jokes. At the moment its some terrible line about taco trucks everywhere because if there is one thing those fat fucks need its easy access to greasy food.

I won't deny we have our fair share of tedious political humour but at least it tends to have surreal elements like pig fucking and dies down quickly.

>>23826
When the word 'millennial' crops up its a good sign that whatever you are reading is trash. At best it attempts to categorise impossibly complicated social interactions but at its worst it fosters inaccurate divisions between age groups as a means to legitimise flimsy political ideology or sell shit.

I also end up hearing Millennium by Robbie Williams in my head which only adds to my suffering.
>> No. 23837 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 11:23 am
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>>23836
>I also end up hearing Millennium by Robbie Williams in my head which only adds to my suffering.

For a second I thought you had spread your horrible contagion to me. Fortunately my brain switched the song to 'you only live twice' which is rather pleasant.
>> No. 23838 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 1:24 pm
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>>23833

In one piece too, Well >>23835 is kind of right, it did come in parts but nothing was broken.
>> No. 23839 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 7:27 pm
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>>23836
>At best it attempts to categorise impossibly complicated social interactions but at its worst it fosters inaccurate divisions between age groups as a means to legitimise flimsy political ideology or sell shit.

True but that doesn't mean it's valueless.

We'd be better off describining millenials such as myself as the narcissist and entitlement generation. Worst one in history.
>> No. 23840 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 7:55 pm
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>>23839
Wrong doesn't equal valueless but that doesn't make it right. I could categorize the human race by the Pepsi challenge and while that would make filing marginally easier you would be mad to draw conclusions about social attitude.

I find I have more in common with an older gent in my profession than I do a random person born the same year as me. The identities we construct for ourselves stop drawing boundaries on age when we start being teenagers. In truth our generation is no more different than the cunts that came before us - boomers were certainly entitled and narcissistic as anyone who has ever worked with middle aged office women can attest.

Need I bring up the Assyrian clay tablet bemoaning the state of youth in that age (actually apocryphal but its been repeated over a 100 years making it prove itself true).
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3rd September 2016
Saturday 8:00 pm
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>We'd be better off describining millenials such as myself as the narcissist and entitlement generation. Worst one in history.

Yes. That paradigm shift from where people took pictures of other things and kept quiet about it to taking pictures of yourself and telling everyone about it.

Glastonbury was good before the millenials fucked it up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y70LCoK-XMA
>> No. 23842 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 8:34 pm
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TRIGGER WARNING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16MzIOOAwzQ#t=52.056603

Now go have a teary, snowflakes.
>> No. 23843 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 8:58 pm
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>> No. 23844 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 9:20 pm
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>>23839
>entitlement generation
You are aware that previous generations enjoyed free university education, higher social mobility, far more affordable (as well as extensive social) housing, governments which were committed to full employment and so on and so on, yes?
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3rd September 2016
Saturday 9:49 pm
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>governments which were committed to full employment

And that's where your argument ends, millenial.
>> No. 23846 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 9:53 pm
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>>23845
Pardon?
>> No. 23847 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 10:00 pm
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>>23844
So?
>> No. 23848 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 10:07 pm
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>>23847
So characterising a generation which is not entitled to those things as uniquely entitled seems to rely on questionable logic.
>> No. 23849 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 10:12 pm
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>>23848
I didn't use entitled in that sense mate. My generation thinks the world owes them something. Quite why I have no idea, they don't offer anything in return.
>> No. 23850 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 10:33 pm
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>>23849
>My generation thinks the world owes them something
Free education and social housing are "something" mate.

And pretty much everyone can agree that we are entitled to certain things merely by virtue of being a person. It's just a matter of degrees. If our collective agreement on what precisely we're all entitled to grows (or even just regrows to where it was when the UDHR was proclaimed), I can't see that as anything but a good thing.

>Quite why I have no idea, they don't offer anything in return
Don't know what this is supposed to mean.
>> No. 23851 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 10:41 pm
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>>23850
>If our collective agreement on what precisely we're all entitled to grows (or even just regrows to where it was when the UDHR was proclaimed), I can't see that as anything but a good thing.

Of course not, the idea of personal liberty and responsibility has gone completely out the window.
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3rd September 2016
Saturday 10:45 pm
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>> No. 23853 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 11:05 pm
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Bring back apprenticeships. Pay an apprentice a fair wage and give them an opportunity to learn from experienced vocational people whilst giving them the opportunity to contribute towards new ideas and innovation. Went to university and achieved a degree? Paid a lot of money? In Debt? Stop fucking moaning millenials, it was your choice.
>> No. 23854 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 11:17 pm
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>>23851
Depends on your conception of liberty. I don't think much personal liberty is enjoyed by someone with no education, who has no home, etc.

And, again, the state (society, if you believe in such a thing) demonstrably had more obligations towards the population in generations past. I've yet to see any explanation about the specifics of the supposed unique entitlement and lack of responsibility of young people. The most concrete complaint that's been brought up is "they take photographs of themselves", as if that's of any consequence.
>> No. 23856 Anonymous
3rd September 2016
Saturday 11:45 pm
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>>23851

Quoth the dippy SJWs at the UN, circa 1948:

Everyone, as a member of society, has the right to social security and is entitled to realization, through national effort and international co-operation and in accordance with the organization and resources of each State, of the economic, social and cultural rights indispensable for his dignity and the free development of his personality.

Everyone has the right to work, to free choice of employment, to just and favourable conditions of work and to protection against unemployment.
Everyone who works has the right to just and favourable remuneration ensuring for himself and his family an existence worthy of human dignity, and supplemented, if necessary, by other means of social protection.

http://www.un.org/en/universal-declaration-human-rights/index.html

Millennials are asking for little more than their great-grandparents did in the post-war consensus. If anyone can be accused of selfishness, it is the baby boomers; they reaped the benefits of the Bevanite reforms, then frittered it all away for the promise of rising property prices and a few shares in British Gas. In the broader context of British political history, Thatcherism is a weird aberrant blip, reversing centuries of slow but steady progress towards a more equitable society. Millennials are the first generation on record who are expected to be worse off than their parents in the long term.
>> No. 23857 Anonymous
4th September 2016
Sunday 12:36 am
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>>23853

Apprenticeships are actually making a big comeback these days. Mainly because they allow employers to essentially take on a full time member of staff, for half price.

I've just finished the first year of one (I'm 26- Don't tell me young people aren't prepared to make sacrifices for the prospects of long term improvement) earning about £500 a month. Thankfully my employer permitted me to do overtime at the weekends to top up the wage a bit. I'm earning a real wage now, but it's been a painful year; I've just stuck it out based the vague hope of getting funding for a degree when I finish.

I didn't mind the money, the part that's pissed me off is putting up with college tutors and the fucking busy-body waste of space "course co-ordinator" woman treating me like a fucking child; despite the fact I'm an adult with years of experience in the workforce, bills to pay, and responsibilities to attend to. There are thousands of "entitled millennials" going through with shit like this.

I think the accusation of selfishness levelled at today's youth is a case of some pretty severe projecting from baby boomers/gen X.
>> No. 23858 Anonymous
4th September 2016
Sunday 12:58 am
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>>23856
What more are they asking for?

To be honest, I don't know what your point is.
>> No. 23859 Anonymous
4th September 2016
Sunday 1:57 am
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>I think the accusation of selfishness levelled at today's youth is a case of some pretty severe projecting from baby boomers/g
> severe projecting from baby boomers
> projecting from baby boomers
> projecting

Millions of years to get here, Ice Ages,becoming resistant to disease, understanding religion is a myth, the wonder of science. Then Millenials, the modern age Cro Magnon with a microprocessor.
>> No. 23860 Anonymous
4th September 2016
Sunday 2:06 am
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>>23859

Oh well. Try that one again when you can use a device as complicated as a spacebar properly.
>> No. 23861 Anonymous
4th September 2016
Sunday 2:39 am
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What really pisses me off are people that complain about selfie sticks.

They're a great idea if you like exploring by yourself and want to get some self portraits done without hassle.
>> No. 23862 Anonymous
4th September 2016
Sunday 3:12 am
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>Oh well. Try that one again when you can use a device as complicated as a spacebar properly.
>use a device as complicated as a spacebar properly.
>use a device
> a device

Fuck me, this millienial might be on to som ething here.
>> No. 23863 Anonymous
4th September 2016
Sunday 3:15 am
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>>23856
>The benefits of the Bevanite reforms
There weren't any, hence Maggie.
>> No. 23864 Anonymous
4th September 2016
Sunday 3:19 am
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>>23861
Why can't people just be satisfied with the experience themselves? Why do people have to go around armed and ready for the next opportunity to show all their 'friends' how great a person they are?

No cunt takes pictures of themselves 'just to get a self portrait', it's for the benefit of their public image. Then they have the gall to criticise politicians.
>> No. 23865 Anonymous
4th September 2016
Sunday 3:25 am
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>>23864

Selfie sticks make great concealed weapons to whip in the faces of people using selfie sticks.
>> No. 23866 Anonymous
4th September 2016
Sunday 11:00 am
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I can't tell if boomerlad is playing devil's advocate or really believes the shite he's spewing.
>> No. 23867 Anonymous
4th September 2016
Sunday 2:45 pm
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>>23864

The way I see it, a selfie stick is essentially a lightweight monopod. I've seen some interest photos taken using selfie sticks that you wouldn't be able to capture using just your arm and a phone.
>> No. 23868 Anonymous
4th September 2016
Sunday 4:38 pm
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>>23864

You can use the same argument against taking any kind of photograph.
>> No. 23869 Anonymous
4th September 2016
Sunday 4:52 pm
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>>23866
I'm 23.

>>23868
No you can't, the subject of the photo is different.
>> No. 23870 Anonymous
4th September 2016
Sunday 5:39 pm
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>>23864
>No cunt takes pictures of themselves 'just to get a self portrait', it's for the benefit of their public image. Then they have the gall to criticise politicians.
Really struggling find any semblance of logic here, to be honest.
>> No. 23871 Anonymous
4th September 2016
Sunday 6:17 pm
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>>23869
So you're one of those "wrong generation" twunts? If you think taking photos of yourself is a phenomenon confined only to the current generation, you are sorely mistaken.
>> No. 23872 Anonymous
4th September 2016
Sunday 11:45 pm
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>>23871
Quite.
>> No. 23873 Anonymous
4th September 2016
Sunday 11:52 pm
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>>23870
I think the point he is making, is everyone seems to want to live in the public eye nowadays. Everyone thinks they're a celebrity, that we want to see stilted, posed photos of how happy and brilliantly they're doing.
>> No. 23874 Anonymous
5th September 2016
Monday 1:04 am
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>>23871
No, I don't think I'm of the 'wrong generation' at all, I just recognise that our my generation is self absorbed to the point of absurdity. We're a throwaway culture where everythibg is disposable, we're self obsessed and can't wait to tell everyone about it, we expect out lives to be served up on a plate whilst struggling to identify and solve true injustices other than whatever we happen to be bummed off about at the particular moment. It's despicable, we live amongst despicable people.

>>23873
That's just one facet of it. Other generations have their own problems but that does not excuse our own nor make them any better.

I'm thoroughly disgusted by most people my age, personally.
>> No. 23875 Anonymous
5th September 2016
Monday 1:49 am
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>>23874

>We're a throwaway culture where everything is disposable

Because automation has made material goods cheap and labour expensive. In the 1970s, a basic telly cost about a month's wages for an average worker. Today, you can buy a 32" HD TV for about two day's worth of the median wage. More often than not, it's cheaper to buy a replacement than have it repaired. Our "throwaway culture" is the product of efficiency rather than wastefulness; broken and obsolete goods are recycled at an unprecedented rate.

>we're self obsessed and can't wait to tell everyone about it

We've always been self-obsessed; social media has created the platform for that self-obsession to be broadcast. We haven't changed, but the internet has removed the obstacles that previously kept our idle thoughts out of the public eye. Ask anyone who read the duty log at a broadcaster or the readers' letters at a newspaper.

>we expect out lives to be served up on a plate whilst struggling to identify and solve true injustices other than whatever we happen to be bummed off about at the particular moment

Young people are trapped in a political catch-22, based purely on prejudice against the young. If they stay silent then they're disengaged and selfish, if they speak up then they're stupid and arrogant. The outrageous statements of a handful of reactionary and uninformed activists are used to dismiss the political stance an entire generation. The Thatcher era dismantled many of the organisations that fostered grass-roots political activism, so young people have no choice but to figure it out for themselves.

More broadly:

Millennials didn't invade Iraq and Afghanistan, they didn't cause climate change or the financial crisis, they didn't systematically rig the housing market to line their own pockets. Millennials work harder at school and stay in education for longer than previous generations. They're more prudent, less prejudiced, they drink less alcohol, take fewer drugs and commit less crime.

By any objective measure, millennials are model citizens, but they get no credit for it. Their entirely legitimate grievances about society are caricatured as childish whingeing. When they object to underemployment, zero-hours contracts and unpaid internships, they're called lazy by a generation that walked into secure unionised jobs then deregulated the labour market and smashed the unions. When they object to unaffordable housing, they're called naive idealists by the people who profited from the rampant speculation and profiteering that priced young people out of the housing market.

"The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers." - Socrates, c. 390 BC
>> No. 23876 Anonymous
5th September 2016
Monday 3:43 am
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>>23875
Shame we're such cunts, eh?
>> No. 23877 Anonymous
5th September 2016
Monday 10:12 pm
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My home town got on TV. 999: What's Your Emergency to be exact.
>> No. 23879 Anonymous
5th September 2016
Monday 10:26 pm
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>>23874

>I'm thoroughly disgusted by most people my age, personally.

I'm sorry to break it to you lad but that would probably be the case regardless how old you are. I mean, you are the sort of chap who posts on .gs for a start.

Just think about things for a bit before claiming our/your generation is particularly and uniquely terrible- We are not the generation that invented the nuclear bomb, or global warming. Things were a mess before we got here, and I think a slight pre-occupation with digital narcissism is amongst the least of humanity's worries right now.
>> No. 23880 Anonymous
5th September 2016
Monday 11:06 pm
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>>23879
>I mean, you are the sort of chap who posts on .gs for a start
What's the significance of posting here?
>> No. 23881 Anonymous
5th September 2016
Monday 11:25 pm
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>>23880

It's not unreasonable to suggest that there's a correlation between mild to moderate misanthropy, and the habitual use of obscure anonymous imageboards.
>> No. 23882 Anonymous
6th September 2016
Tuesday 12:08 am
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>>23881
Not normal.
>> No. 23883 Anonymous
6th September 2016
Tuesday 5:41 pm
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>>23881
How did you come to that conclusion? I get the feeling that you're saying these things because you want to feel special.
>> No. 23884 Anonymous
6th September 2016
Tuesday 10:30 pm
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>>23883

Not him, but britfa really is a bit of a throwback to an earlier decentralised web comprised of millions of obscure chatrooms, geocities fansites, tagboards and sundry other digital ephemera.

While at risk of mixing my metaphors I'd suggest that with the current dominance of Facebook and Reddit, the only other discussion forums still going are either the big mainstays that have built a huge brand and are capable of monetising that (think Mumsnet) or places populated by people that, for one reason or another, would rather not have their conversations tracked and grouped by a single username (think obscure bodybuilding, and drugs-related forums, chan boards, and britfa).

Oh, my boys, my boys, we're at the end of an age. We live on an internet of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in. Shat on by Facebook, shovelled up by Reddit. And here we are, we three, perhaps the last island of beauty in the world.
>> No. 23885 Anonymous
6th September 2016
Tuesday 10:34 pm
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>>23884
I wish real life was more like an anonymous imageboard.
>> No. 23886 Anonymous
6th September 2016
Tuesday 10:36 pm
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>>23885

You're just hanging out in the wrong places.
>> No. 23888 Anonymous
7th September 2016
Wednesday 1:12 am
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My research supervisor emailed me for an update nearly a month ago but it got buried under an avalanche of inane bullshit that I've only just had a proper sift though. If anyone has ever attended a big city university you will understand what I mean already but for those who don't university email systems are used to spam for research subjects to fill out questionnaires. This means anything important had best be seen quick or if mildly inconvenient never.

Admittedly I should have gotten in touch myself around 2 months ago but I got caught up in my work so time has slipped by. Now I'm stressing to get everything together for tomorrow to try and wow him enough he starts to forget that I effectively disappeared into legends and grainy photographs for the summer. Top tips on how to get through this with a decent reference on my cv would be appreciated.

>>23885
I'd rather not have people vehemently disagree with everything I say in the real world if I'm honest. For one thing the tea would never get made if asking for milk starts a cunt off.
>> No. 23889 Anonymous
7th September 2016
Wednesday 6:41 am
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>>23888
>I'd rather not have people vehemently disagree with everything I say in the real world if I'm honest. For one thing the tea would never get made if asking for milk starts a cunt off.
You've never lived with a woman then?
>> No. 23890 Anonymous
7th September 2016
Wednesday 3:18 pm
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Circular saws are quickly replacing the sound of strimmers.

Every fucking day off there seems to be atleast one cunt in my area using one.
>> No. 23891 Anonymous
7th September 2016
Wednesday 4:41 pm
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>>23889

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLYwxVWF_qQ
>> No. 23892 Anonymous
7th September 2016
Wednesday 5:46 pm
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>>23889
Sounds more like a personal problem for you m7. I do as I'm told.

In fact I bet if purple let us ride his arse occasionally for being good this place would become much more pleasant.

>>23890
I've noticed this as well this summer. My theory had someone doing it as a legitimate project but if everyone is out with them then there must be a sale on.
>> No. 23893 Anonymous
7th September 2016
Wednesday 9:43 pm
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I want to complain about people on eBay who try and sell a car without taking a picture of the engine bay. I mean it only takes an extra 20 seconds to open the bonnet and take a snap, after all you're selling an item worth £1000's, it's the least you could do.
>> No. 23894 Anonymous
7th September 2016
Wednesday 10:03 pm
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>>23893
Bad photos of items for sale on any website could fill a whole /101/ thread.

Unless it's a niche or rare product that leaves me with little choice, I just tend to ignore any ebay seller or website that doesn't bother to take some decent photos of something they want my money for.
>> No. 23895 Anonymous
7th September 2016
Wednesday 10:31 pm
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The BBC news at 10 is doing a piece on grime music. I don't know what's going on.
>> No. 23896 Anonymous
8th September 2016
Thursday 8:50 am
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Start of term colds. Fuck's sake, I step onto a campus and 3 days later, snot everywhere and I feel braindead. Infectious bastards.
>> No. 23897 Anonymous
8th September 2016
Thursday 8:55 am
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>>23895
That's nothing, they once covered when a mumsnet user got her password compromised.
>> No. 23898 Anonymous
8th September 2016
Thursday 10:28 am
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>>23246

A course I am applying for wants to interview me via Skype. They keep on giving me notice of less than an hour to be online.

I've just spoken to someone at the school who had the temerity to grill me as if I had missed a job interview - for an interview missed due to not having received any notice of it until 10 minutes after it was "scheduled".

The worst things it hat I know they are a decent school but if I didn't I'd have told them to fuck off just now.
>> No. 23900 Anonymous
8th September 2016
Thursday 11:44 pm
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I had to look after my nephew today because he managed to fracture his foot on the first day of school. What's annoyed me is he used to be cool to hang out with but now he watches stuff like this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQiUEUKJcVo

Try and see how long you last. For those of you who don't dare its just fucking shouting about bollocks and I somehow ended up watching it for an hour today. I don't understand, entertainment wasn't this lame when I was a kid.

>>23898
Should have told them to fuck off. Unless its an international school I don't see why they would do Skype interviews at all.
>> No. 23901 Anonymous
9th September 2016
Friday 3:52 am
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>>23900

Make him watch Achievement Hunter's minecraft videos, at least they talk in adult voices.
>> No. 23902 Anonymous
9th September 2016
Friday 7:04 am
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>>23900
My daughter was watching videos people had made with Barbie dolls the other day. They were fucking weird. It wasn't these ones, as the woman making up the story had a Russian accent, but it was similar:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WScYJQHeHto
>> No. 23903 Anonymous
9th September 2016
Friday 9:17 pm
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>>23900

I think the key to that sort of entertainment is that the enthusiasm is contagious, they are just so happy and up beat, who cares if the jokes aren't funny it is all so optimistic and cheerful and if you watch it you'll be that happy for a while too.

It reminds me of american comedy in that respect, it is less about making you laugh and more about feeling good living vicariously. Of course british culture teaches us to see these things through a cynical lens, if nothing is wrong, then something is seriously wrong. So we are repulsed by this sort of thing, like Morlocks above ground on a cloudless summers day who seek to shield themselves from the scorching light of the big yellow disk. We've lived underground too long we can't return to naive innocence.
>> No. 23904 Anonymous
9th September 2016
Friday 11:19 pm
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Really, really, really tired of hearing about the Manchester fucking Derby.
>> No. 23905 Anonymous
9th September 2016
Friday 11:37 pm
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>>23900
One of them sounds a lot like David Firth.
>> No. 23906 Anonymous
10th September 2016
Saturday 1:25 am
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>>23903
>if nothing is wrong, then something is seriously wrong
This is great.
>> No. 23907 Anonymous
10th September 2016
Saturday 9:12 am
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>>23905

The entire thing has a kind of Firth-like sense of grim parody about it.
>> No. 23908 Anonymous
11th September 2016
Sunday 9:10 pm
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I took my kids to the park this afternoon. There was a woman there with her son, probably just under two years old, who spent almost the entire time looking at her phone. When I arrived he was on a swing and she was stood with her back to him, her face glued to the phone screen. Almost 10 minutes later she decides to start pushing him, but one handed as she was holding her phone in the other and she barely looked up from it once. When they walked off she was holding his hand, but holding the phone in her other hand and completely blanking him whilst she stared at the screen again.
>> No. 23909 Anonymous
11th September 2016
Sunday 9:17 pm
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>>23908
Maybe he is a cunt.
>> No. 23910 Anonymous
11th September 2016
Sunday 9:24 pm
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>>23908

Perhaps she had John Kerry on line 2.
>> No. 23911 Anonymous
11th September 2016
Sunday 9:30 pm
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>>23909
The worst thing was, whilst he was sat in the swing for ~10 minutes not moving as she was completely ignoring him he didn't even make a noise, as if he was used to that level of neglect.
>> No. 23912 Anonymous
11th September 2016
Sunday 9:34 pm
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>>23911

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.

(I just found out Larkin was born where I spend a good deal of my childhood. Explains a lot really.)
>> No. 23913 Anonymous
12th September 2016
Monday 3:12 pm
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>>23908
Instances like this convince me most people of a certain background shouldn't have kids. It's just sickening to see a child growing up, and their parents treating them like a voluntary side hobby.

My gf's brother is in such a situation - and although the two of them rarely speak, she does see his family in gatherings and the sort. The poor bastard knock up a chav bird when he was young and stupid, and since then 5 wee lads have fallen out of her. My gf thinks she has a penchant for babies, so she constantly wants something small to take care of - which is a bit shocking. The other 4 lads who range from 11 to 4, are basically ignored by her - there is zero interaction and minimal engagement by the parents, except the father who has numerous personal issues himself.

I am convinced you need an aptitude test to have a child. The next thing you know there is a litter of gobby runts keying your car and molesting your front garden - not to mention the horror into what they'll grow into.
>> No. 23914 Anonymous
12th September 2016
Monday 5:37 pm
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>>23913
My girlfriend's sister got pregnant when she was 17. She used to dump him in front of the telly, almost always Jeremy Kyle rather than kids TV whilst she spent the day on her laptop and couldn't be bothered to do things like sterilising his bottles so he'd end up with diarrhea. She split with his dad, who wasn't much better as he'd put him in a bouncy chair in front of him playing CoD.

The most depressing thing I've seen parentingwise was a morbidly obese couple who had their kid, probably four or five years old, wearing reins so they wouldn't have to chase after him.
>> No. 23915 Anonymous
12th September 2016
Monday 5:51 pm
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>>23914

This thread has turned quite depressing. My mate recently had a baby girl, and he's anything but like the two examples above - kind of feel guilty when I ask him to the pub or whatever. He's got that dad beard going on which is sort of endearing, and I had a word with him about being a new dad.

He basically admitted that it's not something most men would jump at the idea of, you sort of accept it and let it grow on you. His wife is Polish, and I reckon they have an in-built intuition in childrearing.
>> No. 23916 Anonymous
12th September 2016
Monday 8:33 pm
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The Guardian just put out BREAKING NEWS notification, because the Great British Bake Off will be switching to Channel 4.

Somebody needs to get a grip.
>> No. 23917 Anonymous
12th September 2016
Monday 8:34 pm
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>>23916

I could swear I'm autistic or something because I genuinely don't understand why anybody cares about things like this.

Like with the iPhone announcement? Apple should just fire half of their marketing team, send out press releases and let everybody do the work for them.

Literally who gives a fuck if the new iphone has got a double camera? Honestly, who gives a shit?
>> No. 23918 Anonymous
12th September 2016
Monday 9:43 pm
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>>23917 Apple should just fire half of their marketing team, send out press releases and let everybody do the work for them.

Given the margin on iphones, I suspect it takes a small number of extra sales to pay for another grunt in marketing. No matter that the world's a tangibly worse place with the extra blithering and wasted lives.
>> No. 23919 Anonymous
12th September 2016
Monday 9:53 pm
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The lightswitch in my bathroom has been broken for a while. It's one of those string ones and for whatever reason the mechanism has been being shit and not going "ploing!" and turning on when you pull the string. Maybe it needs more grease, I don't know. If you take the mechanism apart then reassemble it, it works for a while but it's a pain in the arse as it just quickly breaks again so we've been using a battery powered camping torch in there at night. Okay, fine. It's annoying but it's not the end of the world. I just caught my housemate trying to reassemble it without turning off the mains. If I hadn't stepped out of my room to take a slash at that particular moment, chances are he'd now be dead. If the shock from the live wires didn't kill him, falling head-first into the porcelain would. Who the fuck taught him how to use a screwdriver? Clown.
>> No. 23920 Anonymous
12th September 2016
Monday 10:57 pm
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>>23917
>Literally who gives a fuck if the new iphone has got a double camera?

Especially as HTC already tried that gimmick on the M8 (FWIW I had that phone and thought it was a fun gimmick, but a generally useless one nonetheless). As far I can tell the only real selling point apart from the duo camera is "It's super thin!" due to the lack of useful connectors, which would maybe be neat if it was credit-card sized to fit in your wallet, but no it's still going to fit in your other pocket the same way literally any other phone would.

I get the impression that they're really trying to improve on the obvious metrics like weight or width without really thinking about whether that will improve the user experience - I thought Apple were above this from the "Megahertz Myth" way back but I guess they're a different beast without Steve.
>> No. 23921 Anonymous
12th September 2016
Monday 11:47 pm
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>>23920
I hear a fair few people are royally pissed off at the earphones thing. Not only does it not have the standard jack, apparently the adapter is deliberately designed to be clunky in order to encourage people to just buy new ones instead. This is just like the SD card bullshit all over again. "We're going to take away your convenient options for no other reason than to force you to give us more money."
>> No. 23922 Anonymous
12th September 2016
Monday 11:52 pm
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>>23921
I mean, it's a blatantly money-grabbing decision for sure but it's not like Apple doesn't have form for them. Don't get why people would be pissed off, it's not like there aren't hundreds of other phones with sensible headphone jacks they could buy instead.

Out of interest, anyone know if the new iPhone would work with standard Bluetooth headsets or do they force you to use their awful looking earbuds by using some proprietray Apple-only wireless protocol?
>> No. 23923 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 12:01 am
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>>23922
>it's not like there aren't hundreds of other phones with sensible headphone jacks they could buy instead.
Complete with the effort of switching everything from iOS to Android, and finding replacement apps for all the stuff that isn't available for it. At least if Samsung decide to be cunts it's not a massive deal to pick another phone.

>Out of interest, anyone know if the new iPhone would work with standard Bluetooth headsets or do they force you to use their awful looking earbuds by using some proprietray Apple-only wireless protocol?
Rumours of questionable reliability that quality over Bluetooth with standard sets may be degraded if you don't shell out £150 (yes, a hundred and fifty) for their buds, chargeable only in the supplied case.
>> No. 23924 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 1:18 am
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>>23923
>the effort of switching everything from iOS to Android

Is it really that much effort though? I can't think of very many apps I use regularly that are Android-exclusive, or that I wouldn't imagine to have an iOS equivalent. There seems to be a much greater overlap than with PC software. Only reason I can see it being an issue is if you are too far entrenched in iTunes, but by then you're well and truly stuck in the honeypot.
>> No. 23925 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 1:28 am
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>>23924
>I can't think of very many apps I use regularly that are Android-exclusive, or that I wouldn't imagine to have an iOS equivalent.
That's because you're looking downhill. There are an awful lot of apps on iOS that aren't available on Android. Even if there is an equivalent, you can imagine people may be annoyed if they've paid for those apps that they'd then have to potentially pay all over again for the replacement.
>> No. 23926 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 1:33 am
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>>23925
Oh sure - buy another £700 smartphone just so you won't have to replace a £2 app, that makes sense.
>> No. 23927 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 1:45 am
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>>23926
The average smartphone user in the US has around 33 third-party apps installed, and has paid for 8 of them. You're looking at an average spend of around £30-40 for things they've already paid for, and for many people it's that latter part that bites. The choice they're facing is spending money on new accessories or spending time and money shifting over to Android. The problem is that the third option of "keep your apps and your accessories that you already paid for" just isn't there.

Also, remember we're talking about iPhone users here. Sense doesn't usually factor into it much.
>> No. 23928 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 2:06 am
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>>23926

It's not the financial cost of switching, but the mental overhead of learning a new platform, finding suitable replacements for your apps etc.

There are also a lot of users who simply can't use Android, because it isn't good enough for their needs. The accessibility options on Android are lousy, so you're shit out of luck if you have a visual impairment or dexterity problems. There's no low-latency audio support, so iOS is the only option for music production. I'm sure there are scores of other user groups for whom iOS is the only realistic choice.
>> No. 23929 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 3:32 am
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>>23927
How many of those paid apps do people really need though? I'd hazard a guess that the vast majority are either games or impulse purchases that they could do without. I've never bought an app in my life because all the apps I've ever needed to use have been free on the Play store.

>>23928
Yeah I guess that would be a factor if we were talking about my Mum getting a new phone, but I think the majority of 20-30 somethings can handle using a slightly different looking mobile OS once every two years.

Accessibility options fair enough, bit of a niche though. As for music production - I doubt that anyone serious enough to care about latency is going to be fiddling about trying to produce music on their phone instead of a laptop.
>> No. 23930 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 3:59 am
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>>23929
>I'd hazard a guess that the vast majority are either games or impulse purchases that they could do without.
And you'd be wrong.
>> No. 23931 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 7:21 am
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My bus pass expired and I assumed it would be next week so had to go the Post office before work yesterday.

Standard queue, giggling schoolgirls and a office cunt except there is one old cunt standing to the side insisit he be served first, trying to shove his fist on the counter and causing a fuss. A cross between mubling and shouting.
Eventually the cashier just serves him. What did he want? A scratch card. A fucking scratch card at 8:10am on a Monday morning.
>> No. 23932 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 12:46 pm
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Managers who have a massive benny at you for doing something another manager had expressly told you to do. I mean, I wouldn't mind it if it was the one with experience working up the company saying things, but it's his superior who is absolutely useless who starts crying because we don't do things the way she wants them doing.
How hard is it to just consult one another when you're in the same office about whatever meaningless task you want others to do? It's not fucking rocket science.
>> No. 23933 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 5:27 pm
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>>23916

Mate, it is their front page splash...the fuck.
>> No. 23934 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 6:21 pm
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I signed into youtube for the first time in years a few weeks back. The reason was purely to test out the recommended video system and see if it came out with some interesting new stuff if I fed it data.

The first week I used youtube normally. Turns out if you watch so much as a single episode of sci-show or anything else factual you are bombarded with conspiracy videos and all that shite given its a sizeable portion of the sites videos. Maybe I'm just too closed minded so I remove all factual videos from my history and try again (quality of life is now decreased as I have to open a private tab to watch what I want).

Second week and bullshit is still showing up only this time mostly in blogs, video-game things, videos not even in my language etc. Keep in mind I've only been using it solely to listen to music. I clicked one and it was some goth bint who does a video where she dresses 'normally' and acts a cunt because her whole identity is based around being the opposite of it.

It seems like the recommended feature is exploited to generate hits on peoples videos. I guess its inevitable but I wish they'd fuck off.
>> No. 23935 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 7:04 pm
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I think I've become good looking, women stare at me as they pass in the street, women in the office twizzle their hair when they speak to me and smile and laugh, people make small talk and try and joke with me and it seems like I'm getting a lot of really positive feedback.

The downside is I've become goodlooking now I'm in a serious relationship. Fuck sake.
>> No. 23936 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 7:11 pm
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>>23934
My youtube recommendations seem to have good days and bad days.

I used the "not interested" button a lot, and over time it seems to help. Though I do still occasionally get various types of asinine and caustic wank popping up.

My biggest issue with youtube is that the recommendation system seems to be very short-term. Even though I have a history going back years, watching a single video can almost completely change the entire set of recommendations I get.

For example, I've been watching a lot videos themed around woodworking and pens for the past year. I click on one video about a "steampunk themed ballpoint", and suddenly my entire feed gets chocked full of steampunk shite.
>> No. 23937 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 8:22 pm
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Fuck me the daddy long legs are enormous this year.
>> No. 23938 Anonymous
13th September 2016
Tuesday 9:04 pm
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>>23934

If you turn off your viewing history, you only get recommendations based on a) the video you're currently watching and b) your subscriptions. I find that the recommendations are of vastly higher quality with viewing history turned off.
>> No. 23939 Anonymous
14th September 2016
Wednesday 10:19 am
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Woke up by another cunting circular saw in the distance.
>> No. 23940 Anonymous
14th September 2016
Wednesday 5:51 pm
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My college course is a total sausage fest.
>> No. 23941 Anonymous
14th September 2016
Wednesday 6:02 pm
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>>23940
And you won't even have a proper degree at the end of it either. Fucking seppos.
>> No. 23942 Anonymous
14th September 2016
Wednesday 6:04 pm
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>>23941

That's what I do after this. Or maybe get a job at the Beeb, depends how much fight's in me by then.
>> No. 23943 Anonymous
14th September 2016
Wednesday 7:00 pm
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>>23940

There's four girls on mine, out of about 25 people total.

A bit jarring considering in the past I've studied in the arts. I'll have to figure out where all the art students here hang out.
>> No. 23944 Anonymous
14th September 2016
Wednesday 10:26 pm
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My Virgin contract is going up again. As usual, if you're on the top tier broadband it still works out cheaper to take a phone and the full-on TV package than to do without one or the other. The phone line has had a phone plugged into it for all of about two weeks in the two years I've lived here. The package is advertised around £20pm cheaper for new customers, though the post-promotion price is exactly the same as what I'm paying.

I'm a little concerned about going through retentions, since every time I've called them they've either put forward a piss-poor package and then tried calling my bluff, or just went straight to calling it anyway. I've also heard some vicious rumours that these days they know what alternatives are available so I figure I couldn't make up a bargain and they'll probably be able to see the piss-poor numbers BTW predict for alleged fibre for my flat.
>> No. 23945 Anonymous
15th September 2016
Thursday 7:31 pm
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The council have closed some of the roads in the city centre so buses are diverted and departing from different stops. The bus company have decided in their infinite wisdom not to bother advertising this fact. No notice on the bus, nothing at the stops where I got on or off, nothing on their website and nothing on their Twitter feed. The first I know is when I see council bods setting out cones. The company were nice enough to put a notice at the stop where I'd get on to go home, so I just ended up walking halfway across the city centre only to miss the fucking thing.
>> No. 23946 Anonymous
15th September 2016
Thursday 9:06 pm
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Grotesque hybrid food from Iceland. Fuck knows why my girlfriend bought nacho burgers from there, they were a complete abomination.
>> No. 23947 Anonymous
15th September 2016
Thursday 9:34 pm
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>>23946 I went into Iceland last night, to try to buy some lollies. Fucking woeful tiny selection, most odd. Surely lollies are easy money in this weather? More baffled than rantworthy.
Still, Aldi reopens next week. Yay, Tesco can get back to fuck. I want my shopping efficient, it's never going to be joyful, so Aldi's 'get it done fast, go home' ethos really works.
>> No. 23948 Anonymous
15th September 2016
Thursday 9:54 pm
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>>23947
>I went into Iceland last night, to try to buy some lollies. Fucking woeful tiny selection, most odd. Surely lollies are easy money in this weather? More baffled than rantworthy.
Perhaps because of the weather most of their stock had sold out earlier in the day.
>> No. 23949 Anonymous
15th September 2016
Thursday 10:45 pm
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>>23948 Nope, small freezer was half full of lacklustre product. Maybe my expectations were too high.
>> No. 23950 Anonymous
16th September 2016
Friday 10:46 am
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I thought I could take a lovely Friday off working to go for a walk where I could listen to some podcasts. Maybe sit in the garden and work on my tan.

Of course as soon as Friday comes around its pissing with rain and will be all day after a week of sunny weather. I don't even remember the lies I said when I was 17. This is bullshit. Day by day I become more and more convinced that I live in a cartoon.
>> No. 23951 Anonymous
16th September 2016
Friday 11:00 am
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>>23950
I'm supposed to be having a mini garden-party sort of thing this evening and now the rain has got everything wet. It's terrible.
>> No. 23952 Anonymous
16th September 2016
Friday 12:06 pm
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>>23950

I, for one, hope the miserable weather continues. I'm having a relaxing weekend in by myself, probably just playing Battlefield and eating junk food; I've always found the sight and sound of rain outside my window strangely comforting and nostalgic.
>> No. 23953 Anonymous
16th September 2016
Friday 2:05 pm
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>>23950

Give me skies of lead and winds that chill, thank you very much. I'm so adverse to the sun I might just be part Orc.
>> No. 23954 Anonymous
16th September 2016
Friday 6:19 pm
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>>23953
Averse.
>> No. 23955 Anonymous
16th September 2016
Friday 6:47 pm
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Two different women at work have said they've had dreams about me, neither of them with a particularly flattering role for me to play.

Fuck sake.
>> No. 23956 Anonymous
16th September 2016
Friday 11:03 pm
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>>23955

What were they lad? Don't be shy.

A lad at work recently had a dream where he got invited to an orgy. But when he got there, it turned out that he was the doorman, and had to keep trying to peek through the door as he let people in, only to have it slammed back in his face.

We had a good chuckle about that one.
>> No. 23957 Anonymous
17th September 2016
Saturday 12:20 am
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Someone told me today that the reason Jelly Babies have so much sugar in them is "because of all the apple flavouring".
>> No. 23958 Anonymous
17th September 2016
Saturday 6:47 am
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I had the really bad squits yesterday and today and not even 12mg of loperimide per day could contain the fecal overload. That kind of load is when I give up and just accept that I'm just going to eventually shit my o-ring inside outside. Goodbye, cruel world. An inside out arsehole and I never even got to star in gay porn.
>> No. 23959 Anonymous
17th September 2016
Saturday 10:16 am
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>>23956
That lad's dream is really cracking me up. I've been laughing at it for about 10 minutes. Even in the dream world, poor lad.

One said I told her I wanted to become a woman and the other said in her dream I got ill and died in work. Neither of them were particularly great roles for me to play in dreams about myself.
>> No. 23960 Anonymous
19th September 2016
Monday 5:34 pm
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Need money, can't get money, might kill self/go to live on the beach.
>> No. 23961 Anonymous
19th September 2016
Monday 6:34 pm
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>>23960

I think that might qualify as a bit more than a minor piss-off.
>> No. 23962 Anonymous
19th September 2016
Monday 6:39 pm
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>>23961

Perhaps. However, I do quite like the beach and I recently watched the extended LOTR films and Gandalf has some quite comforting things to say about death.
>> No. 23963 Anonymous
19th September 2016
Monday 7:42 pm
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>>23962
I can't watch LOTR anymore because the moment Sam says "Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew" I lose the immersion.
>> No. 23964 Anonymous
19th September 2016
Monday 9:57 pm
23964 The dark wizard Starman under the control of Simon
>>23963

For pretty much no reason at all I feel compelled to post this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHoJSgq6mqc
>> No. 23965 Anonymous
20th September 2016
Tuesday 7:26 pm
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>>23964

I held out for a while, then lost it at 'Colin'.
>> No. 23966 Anonymous
20th September 2016
Tuesday 7:38 pm
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>>23962
Can you post that bit?
>> No. 23967 Anonymous
20th September 2016
Tuesday 11:27 pm
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>>23966


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-odIIQORQ4

Did this on my phone so if it's knackered the video's called "A Far Green Country".
>> No. 23968 Anonymous
22nd September 2016
Thursday 6:13 pm
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I've been trying to put together the words to complain about Birmingham New Street station for days but I'm having considerable difficulty even processing how people fucked up this badly. Maybe my problem is I value efficiency too highly but such a place has shaken me like I've been witness to some horrible atrocity. I've never experienced a building layout that made me want to punch someone before.

Surely it would've been noticed at the planning stage that combining a shopping centre and train station was a thoroughly awful idea. Its not even done right but instead ticket barriers are everywhere with absurd walls that direct everyone to an open space to bump into one another. I don't care how much time avoiding this station adds to future journeys I'm not going back to that place and you can't make me.
>> No. 23969 Anonymous
22nd September 2016
Thursday 9:22 pm
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>>23968
Just get off at Five Ways and walk an extra 10 minutes mate.
>> No. 23970 Anonymous
22nd September 2016
Thursday 9:29 pm
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>>23968
>I've been trying to put together the words to complain about Birmingham New Street station for days
It's not that hard. You can sum it up in three words: "Birmingham New Street". Anyone that's ever been there knows exactly how awful it is.
>> No. 23971 Anonymous
23rd September 2016
Friday 4:41 am
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>>23968

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEyFH-a-XoQ
>> No. 23972 Anonymous
23rd September 2016
Friday 9:42 am
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>>23971
Still nowhere near as awful as New Street.
>> No. 23973 Anonymous
23rd September 2016
Friday 12:46 pm
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>>23971
>Everyone keeps calling me S.

Nice touch.
>> No. 23974 Anonymous
23rd September 2016
Friday 2:39 pm
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>>23969
If you think I would have any business in Birmingham you are mistaken. Another problem of New Street is its Britain's central rail-hub and therefore if you're going North-East or into Scotland you will have a transfer there despite the station being wholly unsuited to the amount of traffic.

This was fun on my way back as there are at least 3 different trains going to London Euston but only one of which is stopping where I want to go. Despite this my train was packed, hot and full of noisy idiots including that one lad in a suit listening to trance music from his headphones loud enough that everyone can enjoy it.

I don't know how people can do these commutes almost everyday - no job can be worth doing this.
>> No. 23975 Anonymous
23rd September 2016
Friday 8:26 pm
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There's a local vegan festival and all money raised is going to be used to buy food for a dog shelter. Maybe it's just me, but vegans making money to buy meat seems completely arsebackwards.
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23rd September 2016
Friday 8:53 pm
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>>23975
They're clearly not real vegans. Keeping dogs is almost as cruel as killing and eating animals. It would be kinder to simply put stray dogs down.
>> No. 23977 Anonymous
23rd September 2016
Friday 9:09 pm
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>>23974
If you need to change but don't need to stop to use the station facilities, use the subway or the footbridge instead of the concourse. No need to deal with ticket barriers or the crowds that build up behind them.
>> No. 23978 Anonymous
23rd September 2016
Friday 10:08 pm
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>>23975
Don't be so presumptuous.
>> No. 23979 Anonymous
24th September 2016
Saturday 1:16 am
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>>23978
>> No. 23980 Anonymous
25th September 2016
Sunday 5:18 pm
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The local bus company have made a big thing about new routes and the new flags to go with them, but the new flags have the wrong font and some of them have the wrong routes on them.

Piss-up in a brewery.
>> No. 23981 Anonymous
25th September 2016
Sunday 6:18 pm
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>>23979
I like how everyone assumes you can't design vegan food for carnivore animals, apparently because not being what they would eat in the wild means it's not nutritious. I don't see those same people eating organic vegetables, or their meat freshly killed and raw.
>> No. 23982 Anonymous
25th September 2016
Sunday 6:49 pm
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Apparently in amongst all this argument over TUEs, nobody in the BBC has managed to figure out the correct pronunciation of "corticosteroid".
>> No. 23983 Anonymous
25th September 2016
Sunday 7:30 pm
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>>23981

I think it's more not that you couldn't but, it is more trouble then it is worth to actually provide a balanced diet. And the kind of people who would try are the kinds of people who end up going to prison for child abuse for starving their children on lentils and chickpeas.
>> No. 23984 Anonymous
25th September 2016
Sunday 8:27 pm
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>>23983
>French vegan couple whose baby died of vitamin deficiency after being fed solely on breast milk face jail for child neglect

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371172/French-vegan-couple-face-jail-child-neglect-baby-died-vitamin-deficiency.html

>A vegan couple were sentenced Wednesday to life in prison for the death of their malnourished 6-week-old baby boy, who was fed a diet largely consisting of soy milk and apple juice.

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/18574603/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/vegan-couple-sentenced-life-over-babys-death/

>An Italian baby raised on a vegan diet is hospitalized for severe malnutrition and removed from parents

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/07/11/italian-baby-fed-vegan-diet-hospitalized-for-malnutrition/

There are several others, I seem to remember one that died because its vegan parents only gave it water and not even breast milk.
>> No. 23985 Anonymous
25th September 2016
Sunday 8:50 pm
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I'd really like my feelings to come back.
>> No. 23986 Anonymous
25th September 2016
Sunday 9:07 pm
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>>23985
Where did they go?
>> No. 23987 Anonymous
25th September 2016
Sunday 9:37 pm
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>>23986

Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to get 'Cotton-Eye Joe' out of my fucking head? How could you be so reckless?
>> No. 23988 Anonymous
25th September 2016
Sunday 11:18 pm
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>>23987

I know a guy you can speak to about that. Call Dr Jones on 0891 50 50 50.
>> No. 23989 Anonymous
25th September 2016
Sunday 11:21 pm
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>>23988


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSgoacvDddg
>> No. 23990 Anonymous
25th September 2016
Sunday 11:46 pm
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>>23988

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGcE7IvCTsv
>> No. 23991 Anonymous
26th September 2016
Monday 12:10 am
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Sure mum, I'll stay over. Oh you don't have a spare room ready, that's fine I'll kip in the living room. Oh, alright then, you and your fucking fiancée are literally never going to bloody bed, brilliant, I do not want to kill myself.
>> No. 23992 Anonymous
26th September 2016
Monday 7:03 am
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>>23982
I haven't paid much attention to this Fancy Bears stuff, does it mean Wiggo is a dirty drugs cheat?
>> No. 23993 Anonymous
26th September 2016
Monday 7:40 am
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>>23992

I hope so, he's got one of those vaguely gormless faces that you want to slap.
>> No. 23994 Anonymous
26th September 2016
Monday 10:10 am
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>>23986
Started waking up early/repeatedly through the night again. I should probably see a doctor, but they'll only put my medication up.
>> No. 23995 Anonymous
26th September 2016
Monday 10:30 am
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>>23992

He was granted official permission on three occasions to use triamcinolone, a corticosteroid used in the treatment of asthma. Triamcinolone is a banned substance, but athletes with a legitimate medical need are permitted to use it. Both the UCI (the governing body for cycling) and WADA reviewed evidence provided by his team doctor. He had previously been granted TUEs for salbutamol, fortmoterol and budesonide, which are also asthma drugs.

Wiggins didn't break any rules, but his use of a TUE may be ethically questionable. The Mouvement Pour un Cyclisme Crédible's voluntary code of ethics rules out the use of corticosteroids even with a TUE, but Wiggins' teams at the time were not signatories to that code.

Personally, I think we've played right into the hands of Fancy Bears. The controversy over TUEs has distracted us from the real issue, which is systematic state-sponsored doping by Russian athletes. The TUE system may be a grey area that needs tightening up, but Russian athletes were blatantly cheating for years.
>> No. 23996 Anonymous
26th September 2016
Monday 5:48 pm
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I can't help it, I wish I could but I can't.

The Seppos pronounce aluminium right.
>> No. 23997 Anonymous
26th September 2016
Monday 6:21 pm
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Why are all the supermarkets selling packs of sliced meat in odd numbers? It fucking does my head in.
>> No. 23998 Anonymous
26th September 2016
Monday 7:31 pm
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>>23997
I bet they've tested it - something about having some left over for the average family.
>> No. 23999 Anonymous
26th September 2016
Monday 7:48 pm
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I'm getting a sneaking suspicion no one's ever going to shag me.
>> No. 24001 Anonymous
26th September 2016
Monday 7:54 pm
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>>24000
Won't be long before I find you, wonkyheadlad.
>> No. 24002 Anonymous
26th September 2016
Monday 8:37 pm
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>>23999
I think everyone thinks like that from time to time.
>> No. 24003 Anonymous
26th September 2016
Monday 8:43 pm
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>>23999

'Spoons, fat lass, arse piss. You know it makes sense.
>> No. 24004 Anonymous
26th September 2016
Monday 9:10 pm
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>>24003
>'Spoons, fat lass, arse piss.
Preferably all three at the same time. Hopefully she's fat enough to blag the key to the disabled loo.
>> No. 24005 Anonymous
26th September 2016
Monday 10:50 pm
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>>24000
I like hearing from him.
>> No. 24006 Anonymous
28th September 2016
Wednesday 6:28 pm
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My glasses broke and I don't really know what I'm supposed to do in this situation.
>> No. 24007 Anonymous
28th September 2016
Wednesday 6:32 pm
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>>24006

Get new ones? Try and tape them until you can?
>> No. 24008 Anonymous
28th September 2016
Wednesday 6:46 pm
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I'm gay for one lad and he never loved me back so now there's a him shaped hole in my life and there forever will be.
>> No. 24009 Anonymous
28th September 2016
Wednesday 6:47 pm
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>>24007
Have you tried squinting?
>> No. 24010 Anonymous
28th September 2016
Wednesday 7:45 pm
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>>24006
Broken as in a screw fell out, or as in metal failed?
The former is easy (go to glasses shop, explain, maybe pay a fiver, or spend that fiver on a kit of little screws, pads and a screwdriver from ebay).
The latter is a bitch. Maybe go back to where you got them and see if you can get a replacement part or reduction on a replacement pair (unless you can claim it's a warranty thing).

Welding glasses back together is something I've tried and failed at. It's bloody hard (or I'm inept).
>> No. 24011 Anonymous
28th September 2016
Wednesday 8:34 pm
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>>24010
>Welding glasses back together is something I've tried and failed at. It's bloody hard (or I'm inept).

Welding or brazing?
Welding anything that thin is difficult, nickel alloys are worse.

Brazing or silver-soldering should be fairly straightforward (unless you have titanium frames).
>> No. 24012 Anonymous
28th September 2016
Wednesday 8:53 pm
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>>24009
They're okay just sort of mounted on my nose with one side, I don't think I can have this permanently though.

>>24010
Dunno. Looks like this.
>> No. 24013 Anonymous
28th September 2016
Wednesday 9:54 pm
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>>24012

I'd try unscrewing the broken hinge and carefully gluing it back on the frame using the strongest epoxy I could find, although if those are your only pair of glasses it would be a bit a tricky.
>> No. 24014 Anonymous
28th September 2016
Wednesday 10:49 pm
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>>24012
This isn't so bad you little girl. Slap a tap on it and buy a new pair.

I had a thin pair snap right in the middle, at the bridge. I tied some thread from a bundle thing I robbed off someone, and super glued the threads to harden them.
>> No. 24015 Anonymous
29th September 2016
Thursday 12:17 am
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>>24013
I don't see any screws. I'll go epoxy shopping tomorrow.
>> No. 24017 Anonymous
29th September 2016
Thursday 3:10 am
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>>24015

> I don't see any screws

I meant unscrewing this bit here, gluing it back to the right arm, and then screwing the arm back on.
>> No. 24018 Anonymous
29th September 2016
Thursday 4:58 am
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>>24017
Got it. I'll go epoxy and really tiny screwdriver shopping in the morning. Thanks.
>> No. 24019 Anonymous
30th September 2016
Friday 6:23 pm
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The continuing existence of cheques pisses me off. The way I see it they're an anachronism caused by stubborn old ladies and of course every motherfucker when it comes to sending me money. Send them all back to Pangaea I say.

I'll also add that half an hour I was waiting in a line of 3 people at the bank because everyone in front decided to have a natter with the long suffering counter girl. Of course I flirt with everyone that takes money from me but I do it while shit is getting done and then I fuck off out the way of other peoples lives.
>> No. 24020 Anonymous
30th September 2016
Friday 9:09 pm
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The absolute fucking bellends who manage to crash every fucking Friday on the M62 and cause an unholy traffic jam that takes hours to clear. Every fucking Friday without fail.

'Gee, everybody wants to go home, it's Friday, what should I do? I know I'll ram the arse of this car in front and bounce of the buffer and block all three lanes for hours because people want to go home after a week at work.'


Also, the monumentally thick cunt throwing his arms up in the air like a spoilt kid and beeping at me because I waited at the lights when they were green because if I had of gone forward I would have blocked the junction and prevented cars coming from other directions from going anywhere. How fucking thick can you be not to realise how it works after the first week of driving? Well, it doesn't matter, because some cunt does it every fucking day, and the one day I'm in the position to not block the junction, Captain Thick Cunt can't work it out and thinks I'm sitting there for fun, so decides to have a horn frenzy.

Fuck me what a shit Friday.
>> No. 24021 Anonymous
30th September 2016
Friday 9:17 pm
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>>24020

Road traffic is hell, and my life has improved significantly since I found a quiet cycle route to work. Not saying that to gloat or be facetious, but if it's an option for you I'd go for it.
>> No. 24022 Anonymous
30th September 2016
Friday 9:23 pm
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>>24021

Unfortunately it's not, I went to uni in a really cycle friendly city and it was amazing, cycling kept me fit, got me there quick and is something I really miss. For work I not only need a car but it's far too far to cycle (a 50 minute - 1hr drive).

Regardless, I can handle a bit of traffic, I just don't know why the cunts have to do it every Friday when I want to get home and get an early finish. It's never on a shit Tuesday when I've left late anyway.

That and I can't stand thick cunts getting irate but not realising they're just think cunts. They can't wait an extra set of lights and would much rather blocka junction for other cars, cause more traffic, and be the kind of person who causes the traffic they're getting mad about.

I'm very jealous of you mate.
>> No. 24023 Anonymous
30th September 2016
Friday 9:24 pm
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I ordered a burger and a hotdog from justeat (I don't need more than either of them but you have to order over a certain amount to get delivery and I can save it for later), the takeaway have a new driver and he managed to actually lose the hotdog, it fell out of his bag leaving the box behind so I was delivered an empty box. I'm not angry, thankfully I could eat the burger, I thought it was hilarious. The poor man.
>> No. 24024 Anonymous
30th September 2016
Friday 10:43 pm
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>>24023

Did he have ketchup and mustard all around his mouth?
>> No. 24025 Anonymous
1st October 2016
Saturday 7:25 am
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I'm going to Derby with my mum to cheer on my auntie in a cross country race. I really have to stop agreeing to anything my mum suggests just because I feel bad about not seeing her enough.
>> No. 24026 Anonymous
1st October 2016
Saturday 11:20 am
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>>24025
>I'm going to Derby

Sorry to hear about that.
>> No. 24027 Anonymous
1st October 2016
Saturday 12:11 pm
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>>24026

At least he's not going to Stoke on Trent.
Shudder.
>> No. 24028 Anonymous
1st October 2016
Saturday 5:02 pm
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I'm not short tempered, I'm just desperately short of fucking time, and your dithering over completely fucking irrelevant things is making me more and more short of fucking time. FUCKING DECIDE.
>> No. 24029 Anonymous
1st October 2016
Saturday 6:32 pm
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>>24025

Still, look on the bright side. You've got a fit auntie, we all know where that can lead.
>> No. 24030 Anonymous
2nd October 2016
Sunday 8:56 am
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My other half is convinced that the tumble dryer will set on fire if we leave it on whilst we go outside. Personally, I'd rather not be in the house at the time it sets the place on fire.
>> No. 24031 Anonymous
2nd October 2016
Sunday 4:49 pm
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>>24030
She's right, its quite a common cause of fires.
>> No. 24032 Anonymous
2nd October 2016
Sunday 6:58 pm
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>>24031

Only because people are too lazy to clean the filter.
>> No. 24033 Anonymous
2nd October 2016
Sunday 7:38 pm
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>>24031>>24032

No. It's because the driers get lonely if you leave the house, and sad appliances tend to spontaneously catch fire.
>> No. 24034 Anonymous
2nd October 2016
Sunday 7:54 pm
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I'm going to have an old person's name sooner or later. All the children in my kids' classes at school have names like Alfie, Esme, Ruby, Charlie, Oscar, Louis, Finley etc. There's no Michaels, no Thomases, no Matthews, no Jameses, no Jonathans, No Davids. Give it a couple of generations and I'll have an old biddy name the same way the likes of Ethel and Enid are viewed today.
>> No. 24035 Anonymous
2nd October 2016
Sunday 9:12 pm
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>>24034
And a blue rinse...
>> No. 24036 Anonymous
3rd October 2016
Monday 2:21 am
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>>24034

And then you die.
>> No. 24037 Anonymous
3rd October 2016
Monday 2:22 am
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>>24034

At least you're not called Joe. It's a universally shite name no matter what decade you're from, it sounds crap and is forgettable enough that at least half the time people call you John.
>> No. 24038 Anonymous
3rd October 2016
Monday 2:11 pm
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>>24034
The ONS has a nice graphic on this. All the conventional names as us mid 20s or earlier guys would know all disappear around 2001.
>> No. 24039 Anonymous
3rd October 2016
Monday 6:43 pm
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>>24038
Link?
>> No. 24040 Anonymous
3rd October 2016
Monday 7:28 pm
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>>24038>>24034

I'd be so fucking happy if my parents had decided to call me absolutely anything other than David.
It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't grown up in a school where I was one out of about 12 Davids in my year alone.
>> No. 24041 Anonymous
3rd October 2016
Monday 7:47 pm
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>>24039

http://visual.ons.gov.uk/baby-names-since-1904-how-has-yours-performed/
>> No. 24042 Anonymous
3rd October 2016
Monday 9:54 pm
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>>24040
I don't want this to turn into a Four Yorkshireman sketch but I WISH I had it so easy. You want to try sharing your somewhat rare name with a well known pop-star and full-time dickhead.
>> No. 24043 Anonymous
4th October 2016
Tuesday 2:28 am
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Twitter's mobile view is broken (again) such that any and all links appear to be missing a semicolon. This means that instead of simply grabbing the new timetable for my bus straight out of the message I've got to go hunting on their website to see where they've hidden them, because apparently making them accessible the same way as their current timetables is beyond them.
>> No. 24044 Anonymous
4th October 2016
Tuesday 7:32 am
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>>24043

Touch, hold, and 'copy link text' instead. Add a colon or whatever other bits of URL you need into your browser. That's how I've been doing it.

Yes I also refuse to install their app.
>> No. 24045 Anonymous
4th October 2016
Tuesday 11:31 am
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Long story short, I have to write a 30 second ad for my college course. I resolved over the weekend to do an Alien parody after my first idea didn't fit the brief. So boom, chest burster scene, done.

Then just before I went to bed last night, my subconscious coughed up the memory of that Nik Naks ad from a few years back. Currently rewriting the whole thing on the train to college.
>> No. 24046 Anonymous
4th October 2016
Tuesday 6:37 pm
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I know it's been cold out, but knob really ought to be bigger.
>> No. 24047 Anonymous
4th October 2016
Tuesday 6:39 pm
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>>24046

My knob, if anyone's confused.

I'm phone posting sorry.
>> No. 24048 Anonymous
5th October 2016
Wednesday 6:16 pm
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Trying to order shopping online. Out of the flat for part of tomorrow evening and most of Friday. Only slots available are during those times when I'm out. I can't even take a homeworking day because there's nothing available. Now I find out that the street outside the flats is going to be closed all weekend, which nobody can explain. Can't book a delivery without payment details, and as my card got done last week I haven't had any until the replacement arrived this morning.
>> No. 24049 Anonymous
5th October 2016
Wednesday 7:30 pm
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>>24048
Waiting in for deliveries is the hidden dark underbelly of ecommerce.
>> No. 24050 Anonymous
5th October 2016
Wednesday 9:03 pm
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>>24048

If only there were some way in which you could personally procure the shopping from an outlet and carry it home in some sort of containment device. Frankly I have no clue how such things were achieved in the bad old days.
>> No. 24051 Anonymous
5th October 2016
Wednesday 9:55 pm
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>>24050
>the street outside the flats is going to be closed all weekend
>> No. 24052 Anonymous
6th October 2016
Thursday 7:43 pm
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I've arrived at my local to watch Wales seal qualification for the World Cup only to find that apparently their Sky subscription expired this week and by order of the brewery was not renewed. The landlord and staff are understandably confused as the place was consistently packed out for the big events.
>> No. 24053 Anonymous
6th October 2016
Thursday 8:29 pm
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>>24052

Sky really screw over pubs. The subscription fee is based on the rateable value of the premises, so a pub could be paying as much as £20,000 a year. Pub subscription fees went up by nearly 10% this year.

That problem is compounded by the low profits on beer sales. Spoons and the supermarkets have forced down the price of beer, so many pubs are reliant on food sales. Match days bring in drinkers, but they chase away diners. A completely packed pub might bring in more turnover but less profit.
>> No. 24054 Anonymous
6th October 2016
Thursday 9:28 pm
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>>24053
A lot depends on the establishment itself. In this case, they've got decent separation between bar and restaurant and some of the cubicles in the restaurant area have screens, so the dining area is usually pretty full even on matchday. Oh, well. I guess head office know better than the local management.
>> No. 24055 Anonymous
6th October 2016
Thursday 9:47 pm
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I've been told I'm being made redundant.

Oh bollocks. It's a real kick in the stomach. Not sure what to do, I feel strangely embarrassed even though it's not performance related but just a cost cutting exercise.

Still, nothing says 'you're worth fuck all to us' than being one of the first to go. Right in the ego.
>> No. 24056 Anonymous
7th October 2016
Friday 9:51 am
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>>24055
Commiserations m8.
>> No. 24057 Anonymous
7th October 2016
Friday 12:46 pm
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>>24056
Thanks.

They asked if I minded if people knew to which I said I did not. However I thought this meant if people asked they could say. However the reality has proved much different and they thought it would be a good idea to email the whole team about it.

Now I'm spending the day with people smiling at me sympathetically but not actually wanting to speak to me because they feel bad. I imagine this is what it'sLike when you get cancer, people don't really know what to say so just smile and try and be nice whilst avoiding you.
>> No. 24058 Anonymous
7th October 2016
Friday 9:49 pm
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I'm watching Bake Off: Extra Slice and it's only just dawned on me that it's not actually funny. The audience seem to be laughing for the sake of it.
>> No. 24059 Anonymous
7th October 2016
Friday 11:13 pm
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The girl I fancy said my new haircut was "better than the old one", which is as noncommittal as it gets. At least if she hated it I'd know she cares.
>> No. 24060 Anonymous
7th October 2016
Friday 11:32 pm
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Can one of these clowns get lamped and shown to be just a run of the mill plank so I don't have to hear about them again?
>> No. 24061 Anonymous
8th October 2016
Saturday 8:14 pm
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Saturday night telly makes me want to kill my fucking self.
>> No. 24062 Anonymous
8th October 2016
Saturday 8:45 pm
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>>24058

I find these concepts fascinating, how did you feel before this realization, was your view positive? Why the sudden realization?
>> No. 24063 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 9:26 am
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I think I drove over a large stone or a branch because I heard a large thud under my car and it's now making the occasional clanging noise.
>> No. 24066 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 10:49 am
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>>24065

One thing I kept hearing when unemployed is that searching for a job is in itself a full-time job. Clumsy expression but it's true. In fact, I was grafting far harder looking for work than I ever have been since someone has decided to pay me to polish an office chair with my arse.

Keep up the spirits, lad. What was the nature of your last job? Are you going for the same field or are you going for a change?
>> No. 24067 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 1:29 pm
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Watching Jurassic World, I realise that the lawyer from JP basically won, and I don't just mean in the film's universe.
>> No. 24068 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 1:36 pm
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I went out on a Tinder "date" last night, and I got back to my doorstep this morning to realise I'd left my bloody keys at her place. So I have to get a train all the way back and repeat the walk of shame to get them. Amd my phone is on 8%.

There's only me could do something like this.
>> No. 24069 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 1:41 pm
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>>24067
I thought JW was great, I was really surprised, I thought it would be dreadful after I heard about the early scripts.
>> No. 24070 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 1:43 pm
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>>24068
I think a good rule of thumb is that if you have to catch a train to meet a lass on Tinder, she lives too far away.
>> No. 24071 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 2:04 pm
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>>24070

That's actually a selling point for me. It makes things easier if it turns out to be an awkward mess, there's very little chance of friendship groups overlapping.

Besides this one was worth it.
>> No. 24072 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 2:24 pm
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>>24069

Aye, I disagree, but then I did take the time to write a detailed review as to why I didn't like it when I watched it the first time around: >>/v/20805
>> No. 24073 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 3:11 pm
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>>24069

It plays all the same notes as the original, but doesn't know why.

I feel much the same way about Deus Ex: Human Revolution.
>> No. 24074 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 3:52 pm
24074 What's with the clowns?
People are talking about them but I don't get it. Is it marketing for It? Did someone do a funny on youtube and now loads of copycats are dressing up and doing the same, or is it some sort of movement?
>> No. 24075 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 4:15 pm
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I was in Tesco and their cream cake selection was reduced to a quid but I don't know what I'm going to do with eight cream cakes close to their sell by, I can't eat them all.
>> No. 24076 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 4:22 pm
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>>24075
I think they're normally two for a quid so if you can manage at least three then you're quids in.
>> No. 24077 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 4:22 pm
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>>24075
I'm sure you could earn money for the videos of you trying though.
>> No. 24079 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 4:46 pm
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>>24066

Thanks for the kind encouragement, by the way.
>> No. 24080 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 5:55 pm
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>>24078 Anyway it killed any love I have for politics, killed any aspiration I had to be a spin doctor

Interesting - was it because it was too effective, not effective enough, or other? It's a world I know nothing about, but seems somewhat interesting.
>> No. 24081 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 7:14 pm
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>>24074
In the US at the moment and it keeps cropping up on the news, no one seems to know why though. In fact someone mentioned it today that their kid was scared of them, it's all pretty odd. I think someone else posted in another thread asking someone to just lamp one of them so we can find out if it's just a prank or what, so I'm keeping my eye out for one.
>> No. 24082 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 7:21 pm
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Jesus, where do I start? I can't really explain it in a short answer, so excuse the following whine, feel free to ignore it. I'll enjoy getting it off my chest anyway.

Firstly, job titles in the lobbying industry, particularly in Britain, aren't called lobbyists, this would upset people. They have purposefully vague names which leads people to ask you what you do, when you tell them, they assume you're some sort of customer service representative or do something majorly wank. *

I can live with this, but what annoys me is when people know it's codeword for being a lobbyist, people have absolutely no idea how the fuck lobbying works. They watch American TV and assume it means turning up with a brown envelope or doing something seedy. It really fucking isn't (for the most part), but by the time you've explained this they already are going 'R U KEEPING DE CANCER DRUGS OR WHAT? YOURE SICK. YOU'RE A CRIME AGAINST DEMOCRACY.'

But anyway, the job itself. Well, it kills a love of politics because you work for a company, so anything remotely political you talk about, analyse, obsess about (when you want to go home but you're reading through Hansard to get a quote so you can update senior management about policy developments at 6pm it gets tedious) is extremely narrow and boring. Everything you see in politics is through that lense. Imagine loving kazoo music and listening to it all the time, and then you start working as a music teacher and you can only teach people a narrow subset of 1950s Australian jazz kazoo - it will probably kill your love for the kazoo and when you next hear your beloved kazoo music you just can't face it.

Then there's meeting MPs, ministers and government. Meeting MPs is annoying as fuck, the gateway to them are wanky posh boys and girls fresh out of uni who get precious and defensive of their beloved MP. They make it difficult and even when you're there they eyeball you in case their special little boss laughs at your jokes more. Dealing with these tiresome people gets frustrating after a while.

For those who aren't in the political world, normal MPs get a budget to hire staff, so they hire their assistants/researchers/ etc. If you're a Minister, you get civil service staff too. Try communicating with a minister? No chance, enjoy 549 layers of bureaucracy and some hopeless civil servant trying to respond to your letter within the year.

Then you have the media side, the spin as you asked. We all want to be Alistair Campbell and have the newspapers in a tizzy. But in reality most of the 'a company spokesperson said such and such a thing' is copying and pasting the same statement you've sent to a million newspapers. Shitty journalists trying to get a break and impress their boss will find an issue they and the public at large don't really understand and try and create outrage. Any major UK company will get a tax exemption if they're in debt because they're investing. So the company might make millions but if they plow it all back into building a 100 million cancer research centre or something it makes sense to let them spend to invest rather than to just tax and the government fail to invest where the private sector knows best. Of course, ratty arse little journalists love to start whinging and running stories that you're not paying tax and your average member of the public goes 'oh my god what scum they're not paying tax how evil!!!' (although this is different from what Amazon and Apple are doing, which is rightly condemned and reprehensible.)

About 1% of the spin is actually defending the nefarious fuck up from your company, the 99% is just chasing the kind of retard desperate radio stations, news outlets and papers let have a voice and issuing a mundane response. It's very, very, very boring and shit and unless you're the very top manager, you'll never get to be the person that sorts it anyway, you're stuck sending out the generic responses.

Then there's the actual lobbying? Is it effective? Well, it depends. People seem to think half of the time companies hire lobbyists to get the government to do something in private interests against the public good, when in reality most of the time it's trying to get a bunch of people who have to legislate on lots of complex issues they know very little about not to do something completely fucking stupid. For example, the government might want to build a billion more houses to win some votes but they know that building so many usually means firms use a cheap type of material which is harmful to wildlife and will really fuck up the eco system. You might be the lobbyist running a campaign to get them to outlaw that in the new house building legislation because it would be fucking daft to kill off all the foxes or something. I completely made that up, but you get the idea.

Unless there's some public mood or a particular group of MPs have a gripe against your cause, yes it's usually effective. A lot of work is done on select committees that again, most people don't understand. Writing and submitting policy documents for these is tiresome but genuinely helps to inform opinion quite a bit.

All in all, it does work quite well, hence why any major company will have them (no matter how cleverly hid away in the business they are), but it's really not exciting, really not interesting, and certainly not what people think it is.

Also, the pay is fucking shite. Most companies plateau at about 35-40k if it's not healthcare lobbying and that's in London. Sometimes you can hit the very top level, although in comparison to other areas of work, it's still low, and these jobs are extremely hard to get (lots of clever people want to work in politics, there aren't lots of jobs).


*Other names include, but are not limited to : public affairs, policy, government affairs, government relations, parliamentary affairs, parliamentary relations, European affairs, regulatory affairs, political advisor, political researcher, external affairs, external relations, International affairs, campaigns, advocacy, corporate communications, corporate affairs, research and information management, stakeholder relations, community relations and stakeholder management.
>> No. 24083 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 7:28 pm
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>>24082
Oh and in case anybody gets to the bottom of that without topping themselves, yes we do pay shitloads of money to remove negative stories from the front page of search engines.
>> No. 24084 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 7:59 pm
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>>24083
It's a line of work I'm just getting into (more broad 'communications' really), so I do appreciate the write up.

You make it sound like you hate but so far I enjoy it much more than my last line of work.
>> No. 24085 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 8:02 pm
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>>24082
I work in defence and people are convinced that makes me an arms dealer.
>> No. 24086 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 8:16 pm
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>>24084

What were you doing previously lad?
>> No. 24087 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 8:19 pm
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You ever put together a new idea and think you have done really well only to discover its already been thought up and described in detail?

Its like my own version of 'Simpsons did it'.

>>24059
I suspect you might be over-analysing that. I've commented on lasses looking good in their new er...'look' before and I've wanted to fuck all of them.

Admittedly I've never said they looked like shit beforehand but lets not attribute malice to something that can be explained by social awkwardness. I'm sure she is on brit.les* right now posting about making a tit of herself.

*A website based around poorly labelled images of Des Lynam

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>>24081
Started out with some ponce in Northamptonshire then some producers took the idea on board to market for a new movie coming out. Now people have started doing it for youtube pranks.

I just ignore it, paying any mind will only make it stronger.
>> No. 24088 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 8:20 pm
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>>24086
I have a stupid level of paranoia so I'd rather be vague. I was in what could be called 'business development', I didn't have any training or career development planning despite my asking, and didn't work in a consistent team, instead I was just 'resource' to be allocated to dead-end projects. There was no . It was pretty shit.

In my new role it's just me, a senior director and some other people, I have a development plan, a training budget, and I get on with everyone. Maybe it's not so much the 'line of work' that I prefer, just an increase in the level of professionalism that it has in the same company.
>> No. 24089 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 8:24 pm
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>>24082
>So the company might make millions but if they plow it all back into building a 100 million cancer research centre or something it makes sense to let them spend to invest rather than to just tax
To be fair, that's still at least a little bit shitty. If I'm giving lots of money to charity and doing lots of volunteering, HMRC aren't going to provide Gift Aid on the value of my time, give me a discount on my income tax from my job (above and beyond the usual), or let me claim my personal VAT back. They're still going to insist on getting every penny out of me that they're legitimately owed.

>and the government fail to invest where the private sector knows best.
n1 m8
>> No. 24090 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 8:25 pm
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>>24088
I realise I've missed a word, can't remember what I was moaning about.
>> No. 24091 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 8:43 pm
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>>24089

What? You're saying that civil servants that don't have specialisms know where to better invest their money than the private companies and people who live and breathe them for a living?

You can moan but the other option is of course to tax them even if they are in debt from investing and then this will stop companies going into debt to invest and remove incentives to do so.

I'd rather Cancer Research UK spend £100 million on what's best to fight cancer than leave it to the government and I say this as a big government lefty.

But to be honest I couldn't give a fuck what you think because I'm not working. If you think it's wrong write to your MP about it, I'll probably have done the same but advocating the other way.
>> No. 24092 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 8:44 pm
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>>24088

No problem lad, I understand and I'm glad it's working out for you.

We've all been there with the 'you're just a resource to call on', glad you're enjoying it.
>> No. 24093 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 10:29 pm
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>What? You're saying that civil servants that don't have specialisms know where to better invest their money than the private companies and people who live and breathe them for a living?
I'm saying that the decision on how our tax revenues get spent should be made by the government we elected (and can potentially vote out later) rather than by private companies that have their own interests. Sure, they should be open to suggestion, but if we allowed private companies free rein every time we'd have an awful lot of things in private hands that really shouldn't be.

>You can moan but the other option is of course to tax them even if they are in debt from investing and then this will stop companies going into debt to invest and remove incentives to do so.
Tax is not supposed to be optional. If they've made a genuine loss, then fine, but the rest of us don't get to negotiate our taxes away because we're in debt. I'd love to have been able to offset my overdraft against my income tax. More importantly, given the typical pound-of-flesh attitude in our financial sector I'm not sure I'd want to be incentivising companies to get into too much debt.

>I'd rather Cancer Research UK spend £100 million on what's best to fight cancer than leave it to the government
I'd rather the decision on where the money gets spent be made by the people we elected to make those decisions rather than having it forced on them by a private company. If the company has £100m to send to CRUK, fine. They can even claim it as a deduction. But they should pay the rest of the tax the government intends them to pay, not using "b-b-but cancer" as a negotiating chip to get a bigger discount.

>and I say this as a big government lefty.
If you want to get into that game, I'm a cancer survivor.

>But to be honest I couldn't give a fuck what you think because I'm not working.
You don't care because you're not working? Typical lobbyist, thinking everything's about you.
>> No. 24094 Anonymous
9th October 2016
Sunday 10:47 pm
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>>24093

There's a reason the policy that is in place is in place, it's because it makes much more sense than what you're suggesting and is why it's got wide support across politicians from all parties and even those on the far left of Labour (I'd know, I've talked it through with them). It's clear you know fuck all about it, but like I said, go whine at your MP if you care so much instead of wasting your time here. You won't though.

You can break down my post line by line again but I won't be reading it nor replying, especially considering you're just guessing how it works as you go along and failing miserably at that, you thick cunt.

Sorry to hear about your cancer.


Ps. it's really hard to take you seriously when you wonder why the same tax rules aren't applied to individual citizens as companies. People we elected did make those decisions, and their decision was that it is best left to companies to spend that money not them.
>> No. 24095 Anonymous
10th October 2016
Monday 1:01 am
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>There's a reason the policy that is in place is in place, it's because it makes much more sense than what you're suggesting
Alternatively, it's because the sorts of people and organisations that would benefit from that arrangement were able to pay you to tell them it made sense. Normal people don't get that sort of access. (No, merely writing to their MP or turning up at a surgery in their spare time does not even remotely approach equivalence with paying people to advocate for them.) Those MPs get nice, detailed reports from an agency that's been paid by a bunch of companies who have an interest in paying less tax explaining why they should pay less tax, and the odd rambling letter from their constituents to the contrary. Most people don't bother writing to their MPs to say that tax shouldn't be negotiable for the same reason they don't write to them advising against eating yellow snow. They think it's obvious and uncontroversial. But what do those plebs know, right?

>it's really hard to take you seriously when you wonder why the same tax rules aren't applied to individual citizens as companies
I'd have thought that someone in your business might be a little more in touch with things than that. The main reason people got upset about the sort of thing Google and Amazon were up to was precisely because the same facilities weren't open to them. They, as individuals, were not able to divide themselves into separate entities, shift all their income overseas and then negotiate with the tax authorities over how much they were willing to pay. Even at the lower level, the sort of off-the-shelf schemes open to rich folk aren't within the reach of most normal folk. (Who'd have thought that the people running such schemes wouldn't work for free?)

>People we elected did make those decisions
I'm sure you know pretty well that's not true. Actual, intentional tax loopholes are rare as hen's teeth. (The measure Donald Trump is said to have used is a an example.) For the most part, avoidance schemes tend to abuse the rules in ways the authorities did not intend. When countries offer favourable regimes to certain segments, it's because they want those companies to invest and create jobs in the country. For the most part, their intention is not to attract brass-plate entities whose domestic presence is a mailbox in a virtual office and whose sole purpose is to act as part of someone else's tax arrangements. (Luxembourg is the main exception to this in Europe.)
>> No. 24096 Anonymous
10th October 2016
Monday 11:26 pm
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Jetlag. Oh, fuck. Jetlag.
>> No. 24097 Anonymous
11th October 2016
Tuesday 12:03 am
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>>24096
You haven't lived until you've been near the Arctic Circle in summer. It's just like actual jet lag but without a time difference to blame it on. The realisation that no, it isn't just your body clock, that really is broad daylight at 10pm.
>> No. 24098 Anonymous
11th October 2016
Tuesday 10:32 am
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I need to replace my 16:10/1920x1200 monitor that died a couple of days ago, but it looks like in the 10 years that have passed since I last bought a monitor, 16:9 has become the industry standard. I'm not spending double the price to get 120 extra vertical pixels, so it looks like I'll have to downgrade to a shitty aspect ratio.
>> No. 24099 Anonymous
11th October 2016
Tuesday 11:50 am
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>>24098

4k monitors are available for less than £300 these days. Quibbling over 120 pixels is rather out of vogue. Or you could just get a second-hand 16:10 monitor.
>> No. 24100 Anonymous
11th October 2016
Tuesday 12:35 pm
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I hope the old school pal who added me on Skype out of the blue hasn't gone bonkers or turned into a smackhead.
>> No. 24101 Anonymous
12th October 2016
Wednesday 10:17 am
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My work place is trying to push some overtime.

"It's unfair that the night shift are the ones who do most of the overtime"

Considering they get a lot more than day shift it's no fucking surprise. And how the fuck is it unfair when they choose to do it.
My boss always seems shocked when I say I have things to do on my day off and after work.
>> No. 24102 Anonymous
16th October 2016
Sunday 1:53 pm
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I have two old mates who despise one another but who also live in the same town on the opposite end of the country. I'm staying neutral but its awkward having to juggle them when they want to do shit and in my typical fashion of trying to please everyone I've started to construct a web of lies despite it being a stupid idea.

Yes I realize this must make me a 13 year old girl. Don't flirt with me, silly Asian taxi drivers.
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17th October 2016
Monday 6:22 pm
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>> No. 24105 Anonymous
17th October 2016
Monday 6:47 pm
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>>24104
For fucksake, you too?
>> No. 24106 Anonymous
17th October 2016
Monday 6:57 pm
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>>24105
Me three.

I must admit I gave into the clickbait, just to see what it was they were spraying steaks with.
I still don't know.
>> No. 24107 Anonymous
17th October 2016
Monday 7:28 pm
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>>24104

Oh, that's a "thing" is it? Some lad at college mentioned sprayed steaks but he used to be a chef so I didn't really question it.
>> No. 24108 Anonymous
18th October 2016
Tuesday 7:36 pm
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Just got back from holiday, I'm absolutely fucked for some reason and I feel really grim.

Also, German people can go fuck themselves. Never met such a rude group of people and I've bene all over. The French have an unjust reputation, the Germans are the rudest fucking cunts I've come across.
>> No. 24109 Anonymous
18th October 2016
Tuesday 7:38 pm
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>>24108
Why do you feel grim? Do you hate your day-to-day life? What makes the Germans you met so rude? What did they do?
>> No. 24110 Anonymous
18th October 2016
Tuesday 8:44 pm
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>>24109

My flight was painfully early and I didn't sleep well (I always worry about missing stuff like that) so it was a long day.

My day to day life is fine, but Germans are just rude as fuck. They have no concept of personal space. In line at the supermarket? They'll stand practically on your toes. Queues? Fuck off, they'll just angle around you and hope they can push in. Standing looking at a menu? They'll just practically arse rape you to look at it too instead of waiting.

Trying to get off public transport they seem to be unable to grasp the concept of letting people off to create space for them to get on, so when the doors open they just all try piling in as you're getting off.

They stare, and stare. In Britain, we stare, then we look away upon the eye contact, they just continue to stare. I genuinely felt like saying at times 'what the fuck are you looking at cunts?' but obviously if it's just their culture I should learn to accept it in their country.

Many restaurants we went to were full of them clicking at waiters and treating them like scum. People just bashing into others on the pavement. People serving you in shops and restaurants act like you're the problem and were just generally rude.

We were at some museums and they encouraged their kids to act like absolute cunts and to push in and bash people out of the way.

Honestly will not be going back, shittest holiday I've had in a while. I just found them to be very rude. Perhaps I'm a bit British in the sense I like people to be polite, but they were like inhuman robots who could only muster up enough brain power to worry about their immediate well being.

Oh and my girlfriend in a shop was knocked and dropped a coffee on a floor. The woman looked at her, didn't ask if she was okay or try to help her with some tissues for the boiling hot coffee scalding her, she just went 'ja, vour ninety eight please'.
>> No. 24111 Anonymous
18th October 2016
Tuesday 8:46 pm
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>>24110

The Currywurst was nice though.
>> No. 24112 Anonymous
18th October 2016
Tuesday 9:30 pm
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>>24110
>Trying to get off public transport they seem to be unable to grasp the concept of letting people off to create space for them to get on, so when the doors open they just all try piling in as you're getting off.

That's happened pretty much every time I've been on a train from Leeds to Manchester.
>> No. 24113 Anonymous
18th October 2016
Tuesday 9:37 pm
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>>24110

Where on earth did you go? Berlin?
>> No. 24114 Anonymous
18th October 2016
Tuesday 9:37 pm
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>>24110
Its strange that this has always been the experience of France for me. Maybe its just Johnny Foreigner who is wrong as always.
>> No. 24115 Anonymous
18th October 2016
Tuesday 10:27 pm
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Apparently Bruce Springsteen peddling his autobiography meets the criteria to be on the BBC news at 10.
>> No. 24116 Anonymous
19th October 2016
Wednesday 1:12 am
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Speaking of trains, stop standing around in the bicycle bit. I could understand if there's no seats, but there's often people just stood in doorways because they're too embarrassed to ask the dickhead who has turned the four seater bit into his semi-mobile office to shift his portable fish tank. I don't want to pen you behind my bike like diseased cattle, but if you act the part, what can I do?
>> No. 24117 Anonymous
19th October 2016
Wednesday 1:16 am
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>>24110

This has put recent, and any future, terrorist attacks into a far more favourable light.
>> No. 24118 Anonymous
19th October 2016
Wednesday 1:20 am
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>>24117
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at this, but thanks m8.
>> No. 24119 Anonymous
19th October 2016
Wednesday 1:23 am
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>>24116
You're not normally allowed to take a non-folding bike on the train during rush hour. Typical fucking cyclist, thinking the rules don't apply to you.
>> No. 24120 Anonymous
19th October 2016
Wednesday 12:20 pm
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I should really stop coming here when I'm at work, considering all the CP. Hmm...
>> No. 24121 Anonymous
19th October 2016
Wednesday 12:24 pm
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>>24119

What a bollocks rule that doesn't apply on the service I use, idiot.
>> No. 24122 Anonymous
19th October 2016
Wednesday 2:01 pm
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>>24121
At least, you think it doesn't apply. Typical cyclist.
>> No. 24123 Anonymous
19th October 2016
Wednesday 2:20 pm
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>>24113

It was Berlin yes, did I miss something that makes it known for that?

Everybody made it out to be a quirky hipster capital full of history and fun, didn't really get that vibe.
>> No. 24124 Anonymous
19th October 2016
Wednesday 5:38 pm
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>>24122

You dopey prick, fuck your self.
>> No. 24125 Anonymous
19th October 2016
Wednesday 6:27 pm
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>>24124
I see someone else decided to break the rules too. See? Typical cyclists.
>> No. 24126 Anonymous
19th October 2016
Wednesday 8:03 pm
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>>24124
God I hate myself and people everywhere.
>> No. 24128 Anonymous
19th October 2016
Wednesday 8:32 pm
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>>24124
bikewankers on trains are the fucking worst of the breed.
>> No. 24129 Anonymous
19th October 2016
Wednesday 10:02 pm
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>>24123

> Everybody made it out to be a quirky hipster capital full of history and fun, didn't really get that vibe.

Ditto. I don't think I managed to find any of Berlin's real essence, if it has any. The roads were too wide and the centers of interest too far apart even if you were using the metro. Honestly the best thing I did in Berlin was to go to the Zoo. I even managed to have a better time in Prague and that place is a proper shithole and it was raining. .
>> No. 24130 Anonymous
19th October 2016
Wednesday 11:02 pm
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>>24129

Wow, fuck me. These are exactly my thoughts on it, right down to the best bit of it being the zoo. I've said these exact things and everybody looks at me as if I am some sort of alien dressed in lurid fluorescent clothing.

Glad I'm not alone. It was really nothing special, nor was it any real good.

I hate to say it but I was a real victim of the hype. The rude cunts inhabiting it just topped the metaphorical cake.
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19th October 2016
Wednesday 11:15 pm
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>>24129

The cool kids are hiding, because they don't want tourists ruining their party. If you don't know where to look, you won't find it.
>> No. 24132 Anonymous
20th October 2016
Thursday 8:18 am
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>>24124
I like how the bike is blocking the disabled seating while two people stand nearby waiting for a chance -including a woman with a pushchair.

Its like a piece of artwork but not one you would necessarily hang on the living room wall.
>> No. 24133 Anonymous
20th October 2016
Thursday 12:18 pm
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>>24132

Blame the train operating companies for not providing baggage cars.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPkT0paGEnQ
>> No. 24134 Anonymous
20th October 2016
Thursday 12:35 pm
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>>24132

Yes, because once a bike has been placed there moving it elsewhere is an impossible task.

And there the two women with the pushchair were sitting.

Where do you people live where basic levels of communication and cooperation are unheard of?
>> No. 24135 Anonymous
20th October 2016
Thursday 1:16 pm
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>>24134
So they should come to you to demand you move your bike from somewhere it shouldn't be? Typical bloody cyclist, thinking the world revolves around you.
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20th October 2016
Thursday 9:49 pm
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>>24135

Just sit down, you bloody lard arse!
>> No. 24137 Anonymous
20th October 2016
Thursday 10:12 pm
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>>24136
Cross City line?
>> No. 24138 Anonymous
21st October 2016
Friday 1:02 am
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>>24136
You know, sometimes after sitting in an office all day it can be quite nice to stand.
>> No. 24139 Anonymous
21st October 2016
Friday 1:28 am
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>>24136
At least he's not some annoying lycra jockey. My train has people who have the full lycra, but no bike. I presume they leave their bikes at the stations, but they look mighty odd on the train.
>> No. 24140 Anonymous
21st October 2016
Friday 11:23 am
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I was browsing the DM on my phone and it has a animated gif of a man with terminal cancer committing suicide. I have only myself to blame. Well, maybe Paul Dacre too.
>> No. 24141 Anonymous
21st October 2016
Friday 12:02 pm
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>>24139
This is one major reason why I don't do half the commute on the train, and either do the entire way on the bike or go in my civvies on the train. Anyone in bike gear seen without their bike looks like a dog walking on its hind legs. We look fucking stupid. So the environment can go do one, basically.
>> No. 24142 Anonymous
21st October 2016
Friday 2:35 pm
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>>24140

You never know my luck, I am due some good luck at some point. Maybe it is actually Paul Dacre.
>> No. 24143 Anonymous
21st October 2016
Friday 3:36 pm
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>>24140
I could scarcely believe they'd do such an awful thing and sure enough it's actually an embedded video.
>> No. 24144 Anonymous
22nd October 2016
Saturday 12:26 pm
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I'm getting tired of people on /EMO/ asking how they should kill themselves and then getting snotty when someone tells them not to. If you really want to know how to kill yourself, then just fucking google it. Don't try and pretend that by starting a thread called "how do I kill myself?" isn't just attention seeking. Do they expect us to just list off all the best knots, ropes and tablets?

Don't get me wrong, if someone has suicidal thoughts and they want help with them, then I'll help them.

Whilst I'm on the subject of /emo/, I also hate people posting "help I think I'm autistic" threads. No, you're not. You're socially awkward and introverted because you spent too long online whilst growing up.
>> No. 24145 Anonymous
22nd October 2016
Saturday 1:56 pm
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>>24144
>Do they expect us to just list off all the best knots, ropes and tablets?
Yes. Nobody needs your rubbish "help" that you dole out just so you feel good about yourself, selfishlad.
>> No. 24146 Anonymous
22nd October 2016
Saturday 4:29 pm
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>>24145

If they don't want his help then they shouldn't post on /emo/.
>> No. 24147 Anonymous
22nd October 2016
Saturday 4:42 pm
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>>24146

/uhu/ is the appropriate board for rope-related advice.
>> No. 24148 Anonymous
24th October 2016
Monday 6:27 pm
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I'm supposed to be meeting someone in twenty minutes, but literally all of my clean pants are in the tumble drier. This is causing me an unreasonable amount of anxiety.
>> No. 24149 Anonymous
24th October 2016
Monday 6:34 pm
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>>24148

Go commando. Unless you have unhealthily musky oxen bollocks you should be fine, maybe even better off.
>> No. 24150 Anonymous
24th October 2016
Monday 7:39 pm
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I've just been past my local 'open late' pharmacy and it was shut. Presumably by open late they mean it opens for business later in the day than other pharmacies, rather than it closing later than them.
>> No. 24151 Anonymous
26th October 2016
Wednesday 9:40 pm
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When will the confectionery companies stop trying to rip us off? Terry's Chocolate Orange has not only shrunk in diameter, but they're subtly jewing you out of even more chocolate by contouring the inside of each segment to make it thinner overall.

Fucking wankers. How far are they going to push it? One day you'll be paying a quid for a Freddo the size of a fucking contact lens and they'll still be pushing that "They haven't shrunk, you just remember the being bigger!" shite.
>> No. 24152 Anonymous
26th October 2016
Wednesday 9:41 pm
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>>24151
Brexit!


Also,
>jewing
>> No. 24153 Anonymous
26th October 2016
Wednesday 9:48 pm
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>>24152

Sorry m8, I know it's not very politically correct, but I honestly can't think of a more apt word.
>> No. 24154 Anonymous
26th October 2016
Wednesday 9:56 pm
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>>24153
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/niggardly
>> No. 24155 Anonymous
26th October 2016
Wednesday 9:59 pm
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>>24153

How about "conning", wouldn't that have done? How is it that Jews are associated with the worst excesses of capitalism while simultaneously being known for Commie agitation?
>> No. 24156 Anonymous
26th October 2016
Wednesday 10:14 pm
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>>24153
Thesaurus, lad.
>> No. 24157 Anonymous
26th October 2016
Wednesday 10:32 pm
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>>24154
Did they hire some Indian twat to read out the words?
>> No. 24158 Anonymous
26th October 2016
Wednesday 10:45 pm
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>>24155
>How about "conning", wouldn't that have done?
Not him, but I assume that had it sufficed he'd have used it.
>> No. 24159 Anonymous
27th October 2016
Thursday 8:26 pm
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There was no sugar in today but I was dying for a brew. I didn't even get to have one in the morning so by lunchtime I was ready to kill someone.

The suggestion came in that I try using Stevia and foolishly I believed that like a heretic seduced by the power of chaos. I still can't get the taste of that awful swill out of my mouth, sugar alternative my arse!
>> No. 24160 Anonymous
27th October 2016
Thursday 8:47 pm
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>>24159
Don't use too much or it will taste strong and weird. Use just little bit.

Also, use it for calorie restriction/weight loss, not the other rubbish they are on about.
>> No. 24161 Anonymous
27th October 2016
Thursday 10:36 pm
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It's Halloween and I can't find fake vampire teeth anywhere.
>> No. 24162 Anonymous
27th October 2016
Thursday 10:57 pm
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>>24159
It's absolutely fine if you only use a small amount. I take two sugars in tea, that equates to about half a teaspoon of stevia.
>> No. 24164 Anonymous
27th October 2016
Thursday 11:49 pm
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>>24155

Jewing was the word of choice because no other word has an equivalent connotation of that specific sly, insidious greed.

I'm fully aware that it's a pejorative term and I don't endorse that opinion of jews, but that's the English language's problem for not having another word for jewing.
>> No. 24165 Anonymous
28th October 2016
Friday 1:18 am
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>>24161
Wikinsons & Tescos have them in.
>> No. 24166 Anonymous
28th October 2016
Friday 3:49 am
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Was out a restaurant with the missus and nipper and saw a nice young lass coming towards me, admittedly I stared a bit too long at her tits before I realised that she looked a bit like a girl who goes to Judo with me. As she didn't smile or say hi (possibly because I was with said wife and nipper) I looked away as I didn't want to cause any embarrassment by staring down a girl who just looked a bit like someone I knew. On the way out my missus went out first with the buggy while I carried the kid out on one arm and the girl looked up and said hi as I left, and I'm still not 100% sure if it was because she's girl I (sort of) know or because she just thought I was eying her up earlier.

Now, to be fair, how a girl looks with her hair tied up, no glasses, no makeup, in a gi can be a lot different to how she looks dolled up on a night out, so I'm not a complete spastic, but this is almost definitely the final definition of what it means to be relatively attractive but almost entirely socially autistic.

Now, if she turns up to competition training tomorrow I'm faced with either just smiling and saying "hi" or looking like a total nutjob by asking if it was her in the restaurant tonight.

I really wasn't sure if /emo/ or /iq/ was the best place for this so I settled on the /101/ grumblebox. Feel free to carve me into the britfa mount rushmoore alongside maplad, cloaklad, ambulance lad, and chairlad. I feel as though I can fall no further.

Autism, utterly, truly, and earnestly ticked.
>> No. 24167 Anonymous
28th October 2016
Friday 7:13 pm
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>>24166
>I'm still not 100% sure if it was because she's girl I (sort of) know or because she just thought I was eying her up earlier.

Do women often go after a man who is out having dinner with his wife and kids? Have a word with yourself.
>> No. 24168 Anonymous
28th October 2016
Friday 8:06 pm
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Everyone (almost) I meet on the internet is either Dutch or Welsh.
>> No. 24169 Anonymous
28th October 2016
Friday 8:26 pm
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>>24167

Honestly it happens to me all the fucking time.
>> No. 24170 Anonymous
28th October 2016
Friday 8:42 pm
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>>24168
Well it's not like they've got anything better to do where they're from.
>> No. 24171 Anonymous
28th October 2016
Friday 9:15 pm
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>>24166

How have you made it this far?
>> No. 24172 Anonymous
28th October 2016
Friday 9:58 pm
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Had my tea and fell asleep for a nap.

It's like I'm in my early 80s even though I'm in my early 20s.
>> No. 24173 Anonymous
28th October 2016
Friday 10:21 pm
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>>24172
If you're feeling bad now, just wait until you reach 26.
>> No. 24174 Anonymous
28th October 2016
Friday 10:47 pm
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>>24173

M-men peak in their 40's, r-right, lads?
>> No. 24175 Anonymous
28th October 2016
Friday 10:58 pm
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>>24172
>>24173
There is nothing wrong with a nice cup of tea and a nap. Call me boring but its infinitely preferable to going out and being surrounded by twats which is all Friday nightlife is.

Embrace the values of cosiness.

>>24174
I remember reading a research paper on age and happiness a few years ago. Turns out men are at their happiest in their 30s and lowest in their 20s which makes sense if you ask me.
>> No. 24176 Anonymous
28th October 2016
Friday 11:18 pm
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>>24174
I think the situation is fluid. Perfectly happy with a weekend staying in and doing not much. It is undeniably a benefit of age.
>> No. 24177 Anonymous
28th October 2016
Friday 11:20 pm
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>>24175

>Turns out men are at their happiest in their 30s and lowest in their 20s which makes sense if you ask me.

I totally agree with that. I'm 32 and I'm a lot happier, far more content and less angsty than I was in my twenties.

The old hormones have finally died down a bit I reckon.
>> No. 24178 Anonymous
28th October 2016
Friday 11:47 pm
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I'm like a really shit music hipster.

I don't find the music before anybody else, but ages after everybody else and the hype has died.

Always thought I disliked Bowie and it wasn't my thing, heard Space Oddity the other day and couldn't stop appreciating it. Now I'm listening to Starman on repeat.

Got there in the end.
>> No. 24179 Anonymous
29th October 2016
Saturday 1:07 am
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>>24178
Nice. Now get on to Hunky Dory and the Berlin trilogy.
>> No. 24180 Anonymous
29th October 2016
Saturday 1:20 am
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Also I'm sick to fucking death of these articles on how people on low incomes or who were struggling before managed to save money.

I keep expecting to hear some great tips, but it's literally a stupid list like:

-Don't buy all your food when out and make some at home
-Pay your debts in the most sensible way so you're paying the least in the long run
-Go to cheaper supermarkets
-Don't buy unnecessary things

It's really doing my head in.
>> No. 24181 Anonymous
29th October 2016
Saturday 1:23 am
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The guy who was on Newsnight shilling for Uber came across as an insufferable cunt. It seems like he's the only "partner" that genuinely buys the bollocks since he turns up in pretty much every single report about the company.
>> No. 24182 Anonymous
29th October 2016
Saturday 2:45 am
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4chan has a board just for pass users. I feel a strange sense of betrayal and revulsion.

I still<3 m00t.
>> No. 24183 Anonymous
29th October 2016
Saturday 2:51 am
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>>24182
moot didn't make that, he left last year. Hiroshimoot did it.
>> No. 24184 Anonymous
29th October 2016
Saturday 2:59 am
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>>24182
I will never forgive moot for shutting down the text boards. Fuck that cunt. I was so traumatised I wrote a piece of music.
>> No. 24185 Anonymous
29th October 2016
Saturday 3:14 am
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>>24181

He did look like a man stifling a hard on for contrary guff, yeah.

>>24183

I know, that's why I still <3 him. He also made/pol/ though and that was a pretty grand folly of its own.

>>24184

Can we hear it?
>> No. 24186 Anonymous
29th October 2016
Saturday 4:37 pm
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>>24184

There were a bunch of fairly obvious security holes in the text board code base, and while I never did anything with them just knowing they were there gave me a nice warm fuzzy feeling in my tummy.
>> No. 24187 Anonymous
29th October 2016
Saturday 5:00 pm
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>>24185
>Can we hear it?
Not in its original form. It was originally a 7 minute long dirge with some text-to-speech posts from another VIP Quality board lamenting the death of it. I tried searching it out online (it was on one of the VIPTRONIC albums) but all links are now dead. I do have a copy of the old version but it's on a machine that has recently taken a hammering and needs new parts (long and boring story) so can't post it right now.
A shortened version without the text-to-speech parts still survives online though. I renamed and repurposed it, kind of.
This is it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8fbkT9VtG8
>> No. 24188 Anonymous
29th October 2016
Saturday 6:58 pm
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I've had

BIG BAD BEETLEBORGS, BIG BAD BEETLEBORGS

stuck in my head all day.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeiXE60prpY
>> No. 24189 Anonymous
29th October 2016
Saturday 7:11 pm
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I dreamt I had a lovely date with a girl I haven't seen for years, stupid, soppy brain.
>> No. 24190 Anonymous
29th October 2016
Saturday 7:41 pm
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>>24188
Great, now the rest of us will have it stuck in our heads too. Thanks a bunch.
>> No. 24191 Anonymous
29th October 2016
Saturday 9:14 pm
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I'm so bored.
>> No. 24193 Anonymous
29th October 2016
Saturday 9:46 pm
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>>24191
Behold the wonder of YouTube's automatic image stabilisation applied to film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMBg2H3jHKI
>> No. 24194 Anonymous
30th October 2016
Sunday 12:56 am
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I'm a few pints past not being off my face and the taxi driver has just spent the 20 minute ride home asking me about teh stock market.

Not only do I know fuck all about the stock market, but I don't want to talk about it on my way home from getting smashed.

The worst part is I jokingly told him to invest in Samsung and he said it sounded like a great start with his £5k.
>> No. 24196 Anonymous
30th October 2016
Sunday 7:36 am
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I watch a lot of TV/films/documentaries etc. on youtube, I expect that as I'm getting copyrighted content on demand for free, beggars can't be choosers will apply to this.
But still, someone's gone to the effort of uploading to youtube, they might even be hoping to earn a few quid from ads on it, why can't they take the time to check that the audio is correctly synced?
I'm seeing so much on youtube now where the audio track is a good few seconds out of sync after just 30 minutes.

Another thing, a lot of audiobooks are up on youtube which have been ripped from cassettes. Why oh why can't the uploaders spend 5 minutes extra to run the track through audacity to remove the hiss.
>> No. 24197 Anonymous
30th October 2016
Sunday 12:48 pm
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>>24196
Because effort and because you're a filthy scrounging peasant.

I used to pirate games all the time, but lately I've realised that if a game comes with a demo, high chances are that if i like it, I'll buy it, especially if it comes from a small dev company that relies heavily on fan support.
>> No. 24198 Anonymous
30th October 2016
Sunday 11:31 pm
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I am convinced the HP support website is one massive troll. I bet they giggle every time they log a hit.
>> No. 24199 Anonymous
31st October 2016
Monday 10:46 am
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I promised someone I'd play Warhammer 40k with them, but I don't remember nearly as many rules as I thought I did and every new thing I learn leads onto another three things I don't have a clue about.
>> No. 24200 Anonymous
31st October 2016
Monday 7:07 pm
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TRICK OR TREAT DOT COM.
>> No. 24201 Anonymous
31st October 2016
Monday 7:17 pm
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>>24199

It's changed a lot in the last few editions, if I were to get back into it I'd probably dig out one of the older rulebooks. They were more straightforward.
>> No. 24202 Anonymous
31st October 2016
Monday 7:59 pm
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>>24199
>>24201

Every couple of years I make an effort to research things a bit and see if I can be bothered getting back into it but the whole thing seems so, so much different to the old 2nd Ed that I used to play that it's almost entirely different game. Match that up with GW's insane price gouging and it continues to put me off every time.

More interestingly, there is an online simulation of Blood Bowl with real online leagues and what not. I really do need to get into that at some point.
>> No. 24203 Anonymous
31st October 2016
Monday 8:08 pm
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>>24201

I always thought 3rd edition was the best in terms of simplicity versus depth. They stripped it to the barebones, but then with every subsequent edition they added more shit back in. Silly if you ask me.

And for fuck's sake the way they just continue to rape the lore is rage worthy for someone who was a fan back in those days.
>> No. 24204 Anonymous
31st October 2016
Monday 9:21 pm
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>>24202

We're using Table Top Simulator so those daft prices aren't an issue.

The big models look insanely expensive, until you realise how many of the wee ones you need.
>> No. 24205 Anonymous
31st October 2016
Monday 9:45 pm
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>>24204

Went to Warhammer World in Nottingham 2 months ago and they have the Forge World shop which sells titans for £1500. A bit ridiculous to be honest, but what wasn't ridiculous was the exhibition itself. 7 quid for the entrance and it was very enjoyable. The bar wasn't bad either. >>24204
>> No. 24206 Anonymous
31st October 2016
Monday 11:04 pm
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>>24202

>More interestingly, there is an online simulation of Blood Bowl

Fuck yeah. The best thing Games Workshop ever did.

>>24203

Agreed, although 2nd ed definitely had its charms.
>> No. 24207 Anonymous
1st November 2016
Tuesday 1:38 am
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>>24206

> Fuck yeah. The best thing Games Workshop ever did.

Nah I'm not talking about any of the video games, this is most definitely an indy thing: https://fumbbl.com

>>24203
>>24206

Honestly I stopped paying attention at 3rd ed. 2nd ed was almost perfect for skirmish games, but they'd buggered things up by publishing a load of box sets and, worse yet, rules fixes in White Dwarf.

3rd ed was a perfect change to release a single, fixed, integrated product while attempting to fix the "Herohammerism" that 2nd ed (as well as 4th ed Warhammer Fantasy) suffered from. Instead they left the Herohammer aspects in while stripping the base rules down to something a Ritalin-hammered 11yo could get his head around without throwing his twenty-quid dreadnaught across the room in a fit of rage.
>> No. 24208 Anonymous
1st November 2016
Tuesday 3:09 am
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>>24207

>twenty-quid dreadnought

Those were the days.
>> No. 24210 Anonymous
2nd November 2016
Wednesday 5:57 pm
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Today I did two primarily selfish deeds. I don't even care though.
>> No. 24211 Anonymous
2nd November 2016
Wednesday 6:07 pm
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>>24210

Well that's horse shit, if I didn't feel bad I'd never have made this post. I'm a retard.
>> No. 24212 Anonymous
3rd November 2016
Thursday 9:06 pm
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>>24210
Was one of them titillating us with the idea of a salacious story, when actually you're just pulling our strings for your own demented enjoyment?
>> No. 24213 Anonymous
3rd November 2016
Thursday 10:13 pm
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Today, I found out the first woman I fell in love with is pregnant and I'm unlikely to see her ever again. I feel just awful.
>> No. 24214 Anonymous
4th November 2016
Friday 12:23 am
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Who even cares if it's light in the mornings is my question?
>> No. 24215 Anonymous
4th November 2016
Friday 1:56 am
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>>24213
Cheer up m8. That happened to me but I got lucky and she had a miscarriage. Might happen to you too.
>> No. 24216 Anonymous
4th November 2016
Friday 7:00 am
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>>24215

What's below gallows humour?

.gs
>> No. 24217 Anonymous
4th November 2016
Friday 7:24 am
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>>24216
Trapdoor humour?
>> No. 24219 Anonymous
4th November 2016
Friday 11:19 am
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>>24217
>Trapdoor humour

How did Boni warn Berk that the transwoman he was dating was still preopp?

Don't you reach for that trap's door, You're a fool if you dare!... Stay away from that trap's door, 'Cos there's something down there....
>> No. 24220 Anonymous
4th November 2016
Friday 5:13 pm
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I need to get some cash but this cunt of a beggar has cynically set up camp next to the cash machine. Now I've got to walk across town to find another one.
>> No. 24221 Anonymous
4th November 2016
Friday 5:23 pm
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>>24220

>beggar has cynically set up camp next to the cash machine

I would say optimistically.
>> No. 24222 Anonymous
4th November 2016
Friday 8:21 pm
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Before I started uni, a very long time ago, I went with some of my friends to rural France for trekking, mushroom hunting and fishing. It was a lovely experience. I made a couple of Canadian friends that I am still in contact with, but I also met a few cunts that, at the time, I just thought it was a cultural thing.

Anyway, these French lads I met kept on asking me where I was really from. Norwich, England was not a good enough answer. "Where are you really from?" They obviously meant ethnically, so I told them, and they kept on going about how I really was not British. They then started going on about how my last name is not English too, etc. I just thought it was banter and enjoyed the experience and booze.

Fast forward a decade, and I am working on a project with a couple of Frenchies straight from France. One of them overheard me speaking to my mother over the phone in another language. The lad who heard me speak a different language and his friends started going on about how I am not really British because I speak a non-European language. They started asking me about the refugees and if I sympathise with them etc.

It just made me think back about my French trip and how the French cunts were cunts. What is wrong with the French? Fucking racist twats. I can't even tell them that they are rude because they keep talking in their obnoxious French accent saying, "What do you mean? It is a normal question, no?"

Fuck off, I don't care for your politics.

It makes sense. All the accounts and cases I deal with across the EU for my work, you will see a few ethnic names trying to dominate one industry or whatever. I see Turkish, German, Polish last names for accounts from Germany; Patels, Jewish last names, English names across the accounts for Britain, but out of the thousands of cases I have dealt with concerning France, I barely ever see any ethnic last names. Where do all their immigrants work? Don't any of them hold white collar jobs? It is really weird.
>> No. 24223 Anonymous
4th November 2016
Friday 9:16 pm
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>>24222

The French are pretty bad at it, but it's not just them. Belgium, Netherlands, Italy, and Eastern Europe in general are all terrible places for migrants. If you think France is bad, look at the way shitholes places like Hungary are dealing with the migrant crisis.

Mega super duper sage for /pol/ content outside of /pol/.
>> No. 24224 Anonymous
4th November 2016
Friday 10:15 pm
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>>24222
>Where do all their immigrants work?
Birmingham, Bradford, London, Slough.
>> No. 24225 Anonymous
4th November 2016
Friday 10:27 pm
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>>24223
>look at the way places like Hungary are dealing with the migrant crisis.

To be fair, Hungary has spent a lot of its history either under the threat of invasion or occupation; Mongols, Ottomans, Soviets, etc. It's no surprise they reacted the way they did.

France has had a lot of immigration from its former colonies for donkeys but they still treat them like inferior beings because they're massive racists.
>> No. 24226 Anonymous
4th November 2016
Friday 10:41 pm
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One of my housemates is a bit of a sperg, but unfortunately not in the quiet, keeping to himself way, more in the yelling his fucking head off in front of the TV doing 'impressions' and bellowing at the top of his lungs in ordinary conversation about fucking steam trains or something.

Me and the lads came up with a scheme to ensure there is an equitable way of obtaining common goods like bog roll, kitchen cloth, surface cleaner etc. There's a kitty we'll all pitch £10 into, anyone who buys house stuff reimburses themselves, and each month we'll see if it needs topping up. You may be wondering how these two threads connect into a yarn. Right, well here we go.

We have 4 sinks in the house. A kitchen sink, a downstairs loo sink, an upstairs bathroom sink and one sink in my room. All of these were running low on hand soap, so I bought 4 hand soaps for £2.50 at the big Morrison's nearby (no top-up bottles were available), and I took £2 from the kitty. I put a soap at each sink around the house and began making my tea using the bits I'd also picked up.

Enter the sperg in the kitchen. You have to establish small talk with this guy because otherwise you're due for a monologue on Japanese WWII torture methods that you've already heard from him eighty times before, so I mentioned that I'd picked up hand soap for the communal sinks and used the new kitty. I didn't expect this to go anywhere, just deflect conversation away from a boring, historically spurious monologue.

Little did I know, that this would not sit well with the sperg at all.

He immediately made it clear that he wasn't happy about this. He outwardly says that he doesn't use hand soap, right to my face. I do my best to be diplomatic but can't stop myself - "you mean, not even after you take a dump?". He gives the affirmative and explains that hand soap isn't a common fucking amenity everyone in the first world should use before handling food or after rubbing their hands around their genitals or after they've had their hands separated from their own shit by 2 mils of paper after all, apparently it's a luxury (verbatim) item.

I was genuinely gobsmacked and just had to say 'ah well we can talk about it with the other guys'. None of them can believe it. Is this normal? I've lived with some cunts but none as outright foul as this guy. To actually go around telling people that you don't wash your hands after taking a shit over a 60p contribution is just unbelievable.

No idea what's going to happen now. I'll probably just do it again and not bother telling the cunt. I'd rather have had the re-run of how the Japs grafted monkeys to soldiers' faces in prison camps instead.
>> No. 24227 Anonymous
4th November 2016
Friday 11:30 pm
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>>24226
But he doesn't use the hand soap. Why are you stealing his money to fund your hygiene habit? It's scum like you that make Britain so broken. Do you also expect him to fund your smack habit?

Give him the money back you cheeky sod.
>> No. 24228 Anonymous
5th November 2016
Saturday 5:31 pm
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>>24226
I think more than one of your number might be a bit of a sperglord, dear.

He is being a grimy cunt though. Never accept food cooked by him.Who am I kidding, he doesn't cook.He lives off Rustlers and Ginsters pasties that he never cleans off the fucking grill and hasn't paid you rent in months, and is currently bankrupting his longsuffering mother at the age of 28 now she's stepped in to supposedly pay you all back the £800 of debt he's in.Sperg housemates. Not even once.>>24226
>> No. 24229 Anonymous
5th November 2016
Saturday 5:59 pm
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>>24228
I'd like to know where you can not pay rent in months and only be in £800 of debt. Surely even the grimiest northern shithole isn't that cheap?
>> No. 24230 Anonymous
5th November 2016
Saturday 7:19 pm
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I've had a runny nose since 2013.

>>24226

>I'd rather have had the re-run of how the Japs grafted monkeys to soldiers' faces in prison camps instead.

Oh, mate, that creased me up.
>> No. 24231 Anonymous
5th November 2016
Saturday 8:01 pm
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>>24230
He's told me how the Japanese tied down prisoners on top of bamboo shoots and they were impaled on bamboo over a week, because it grows 1ft a day, about 30 times, while I'm trying to eat my cornflakes.
>> No. 24232 Anonymous
5th November 2016
Saturday 8:15 pm
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>>24229
Massive shared house, and he's paid back a few hundred from the 4-6 months he's been skipping rent. The fucking kicker is that because he was the resident sperg, we had him do the accounts on some software he wrote himself - but now we don't actually know precisely how much money he owes us, just that it's in the hundreds. I recently moved out into a much smaller flat (with the mrs) partially due to him (no, David, I can't discuss your theories about extracting CBD right now, I'm on my way to fucking work and I'm already late because somebody hasn't done the washing up like he said would on the rota, again, and I had to wash every implement to make myself some fucking breakfast) and some other reasons. I think I've squared the fact that we're likely never going to see much of that money again, but jesus fucking christ don't ever live with a sperg they will drive you up the fucking wall.

Not that I'm still bitter or anything.
>> No. 24233 Anonymous
5th November 2016
Saturday 8:24 pm
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>>24232

>The fucking kicker is that because he was the resident sperg, we had him do the accounts

Watch The Shawshank Redemption m7, don't fuck with spergs.
>> No. 24234 Anonymous
5th November 2016
Saturday 9:02 pm
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>>24232
God I hate this guy. I thought a sperg would be, if a little annoying, at least meticulous and tidy. Instead he's a complete cunt.
>> No. 24235 Anonymous
6th November 2016
Sunday 12:30 am
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YouTube homepage; video titled "10 Unusual Children You Need To See To Believe".

I think they've hit peak list.
>> No. 24236 Anonymous
6th November 2016
Sunday 12:49 am
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>>24234

Stop moaning on the internet and punch the sperg in the tits.

Or just walk away and stop waving your annoyance flag.
>> No. 24237 Anonymous
6th November 2016
Sunday 12:50 am
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Things that you edit on Adobe Premiere or Audition 2017 cannot be edited on Adobe 2015. What a bag of shite.
>> No. 24238 Anonymous
6th November 2016
Sunday 1:20 am
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>>24237

Are you a parkie tryin to make bombs in supermarkets
>> No. 24239 Anonymous
6th November 2016
Sunday 1:35 am
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>>24238

I said Adobe, not massive bags of fertiliser with a Nokia taped to the side.
>> No. 24240 Anonymous
6th November 2016
Sunday 2:21 am
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It's allright to say parkies and darkies on here but when you start talking about your friend from Africa called Adobe with his elephant fertilizer problem

THIS POST IS SPONSORED BY RICH TEA BISCUITS
>> No. 24241 Anonymous
6th November 2016
Sunday 2:30 am
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>>24240
Don't be such Abode cunt.
>> No. 24242 Anonymous
6th November 2016
Sunday 1:41 pm
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>>24240

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg2YbUugYRc
>> No. 24243 Anonymous
6th November 2016
Sunday 7:52 pm
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When people post comic book "facts".
None of these things are facts, every single one can be rewritten or contradicted at any time, the canons are entirely flexible.
It's literally just "some random bullshit someone once thought was cool and then someone else did a drawing of".
Anyone can come up with this shit and have it be just as valid as anything else, it's no more or less a fact than previous iterations.
>> No. 24244 Anonymous
6th November 2016
Sunday 8:30 pm
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>>24243

Everything I hear about social media makes me happier and happier I packed it in years ago. I have to stifle my disinterest enough already when people in the real world start going on about their favourite extended movie universe.
>> No. 24245 Anonymous
6th November 2016
Sunday 9:22 pm
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>>24244
I'm always amazed how people posting on fucking imageboards of all places find themselves able to judge others for being nerds.
>> No. 24246 Anonymous
6th November 2016
Sunday 9:49 pm
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>>24245
Really? That seems a little unobservant. Serious photographers think poorly of instagram filter-using mediawhores, connoisseurs of fine whisky have a low opinion of people who do shots of glenfiddich in night clubs, Games Workshop staff sneer at their customers. Everyone hates a dilettante, everyone judges everyone else.
>> No. 24247 Anonymous
6th November 2016
Sunday 10:01 pm
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>>24246

So are we like serious internet connoisseurs?
>> No. 24248 Anonymous
6th November 2016
Sunday 10:19 pm
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>>24247
Britfa in a nutshell. I mean, look at the hip-hop thread on /beat/ for a prime example of this.
>> No. 24249 Anonymous
6th November 2016
Sunday 10:23 pm
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>>24247
In the sense that we feel superior to other people for various reasons, much like literally everybody else, yes.
>> No. 24250 Anonymous
7th November 2016
Monday 12:04 am
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>>24248
Patently inaccurate. We never welcome anyone.
>> No. 24251 Anonymous
7th November 2016
Monday 9:50 am
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I've grown to hate my birthday. Today especially I have work to do, a sore throat and I've not had my morning wank but I'm being hassled by well wishers with their assumed obligations for social niceties.

I appreciate the irony of complaining about trying to get work done on here but I also hate situations where all the attention is focused upon me and where I have rigid social rules on how I should behave. Last year I got a fucking surprise party when I was shattered so I've got that to worry about as well. Please don't wish me a happy birthday.
>> No. 24252 Anonymous
7th November 2016
Monday 10:22 am
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No fucker (except my immediate family) knows when my birthday is. I'm happy that way. None of their business, really. Obviously tricky to get the cat back in the bag, but you may as well start now.
>> No. 24253 Anonymous
7th November 2016
Monday 10:48 am
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>>24236
>Stop moaning on the internet

Do you know which fucking board you're on right now?
>> No. 24254 Anonymous
7th November 2016
Monday 3:39 pm
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They should sell bacon flavoured oil. Or just generic smoked pork flavour. Then you could cook a healthy meal and have it taste of salty meat it would be amazing.
>> No. 24255 Anonymous
7th November 2016
Monday 3:55 pm
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>>24254
https://groceries.morrisons.com/webshop/product/Highgrove-Pork-Dripping/122060011
>> No. 24256 Anonymous
7th November 2016
Monday 6:23 pm
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>>24255
This changes everything.
>> No. 24257 Anonymous
7th November 2016
Monday 7:08 pm
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>>24255
Can you not get pork dripping from any local butcher's?
>> No. 24258 Anonymous
8th November 2016
Tuesday 7:08 am
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>Mondelez International, the company behind the product, has increased the gap between the peaks to reduce the weight of what were 400g and 170g bars.
>The move has resulted in the weight of the 400g bars being reduced to 360g and the 170g bars to 150g, while the size of the packaging has remained the same.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37904703

I get that Mondelez is just a Yankee piece of shit company but why can't they raise the cost instead of messing about making the product inferior? I can just imagine this change has had the effect of cutting 10-50p off the production costs.
>> No. 24259 Anonymous
8th November 2016
Tuesday 9:33 am
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Why wouldn't you make the triangles hollow? It's a full mould, isn't it? Useless cunts, that's just embarrassing.
Unless this is one of those 'do something glaringly fuckwitted, then roll it back to something slightly less awful to make it look like you care' episodes.
>> No. 24260 Anonymous
8th November 2016
Tuesday 3:59 pm
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>>24259

You'd have to use a more complex and expensive moulding process.
>> No. 24261 Anonymous
8th November 2016
Tuesday 4:25 pm
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>>24258
Jesus Christ. Is nothing sacred?
>> No. 24262 Anonymous
8th November 2016
Tuesday 5:16 pm
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>>24261

Nothing is sacred to Seppos.
>> No. 24263 Anonymous
8th November 2016
Tuesday 8:05 pm
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>>24259
I bet part of it is the cost of replacing all the packaging and machines that do the packaging. Cheaper to replace the moulds and just use the old boxes.
>> No. 24264 Anonymous
9th November 2016
Wednesday 12:12 am
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Do people remember what the LAD bible used to be like?
Like an actual LADDISH site with BANTER and CASUAL SEXISM and ARSE PISSING and making FAT GIRLS CRY and all that.

I miss that.

This new clickbait version is worse because I can't fucking avoid it and they don't make any worthwhile original content. At least the old one had some fucking dickhead principles about it.
>> No. 24265 Anonymous
9th November 2016
Wednesday 12:48 am
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>>24264
Chadbible has always been cancerous shite of the highest order.
>> No. 24266 Anonymous
10th November 2016
Thursday 7:51 pm
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Can someone tell journalists that we all already know that "the reason Trump won was the same reasons the UK voted for Brexit". It's not big or clever.
>> No. 24267 Anonymous
10th November 2016
Thursday 8:09 pm
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>>24264
I remember when there was an actual Bible of pseudo-laddisms. It seems to have been a poor imitation of Unilad clickbait-shite for a while now though.
>> No. 24268 Anonymous
10th November 2016
Thursday 8:23 pm
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>>24266
While you are there can you also remind them that I watch the news to see what is happening in the world not to be bored with the same 15 minute discussion on the US election and reactions from the public/celebrities.

I get that watching an Iraqi city in a warzone is something we're accustomed to but it doesn't even need to avoid discussing Trump. While newscasters this morning were reading off fucking protests signs China and Russia issued an interesting joint statement on how they see the future of the world which people could do with thinking about.
>> No. 24269 Anonymous
10th November 2016
Thursday 8:37 pm
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>>24268
Is that statement just lots of fancy words to say we should just let them get away with their bullshit? Because I get the feeling that any joint statement between Russia and China is basically going to be coded language for "please look the other way while we annex Ukraine/the South China Sea".
>> No. 24270 Anonymous
10th November 2016
Thursday 9:00 pm
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>>24269
Its a bit more complicated than that and both have been playing it cool on one another's disputes.
http://www.ejiltalk.org/after-trump-china-and-russia-move-from-norm-takers-to-shapers-of-the-international-legal-order/

My point though is that the world is still turning.
>> No. 24271 Anonymous
10th November 2016
Thursday 11:13 pm
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>>24270
>My point though is that the world is still turning.

Just backwards now though.
>> No. 24272 Anonymous
10th November 2016
Thursday 11:25 pm
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>>24268
>China and Russia issued an interesting joint statement
Link please?
>> No. 24273 Anonymous
10th November 2016
Thursday 11:49 pm
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>>24271
You've got your map upside-down.
>> No. 24274 Anonymous
11th November 2016
Friday 3:12 am
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You know, I could play XCOM nonstop basically forever. It's just that compelling/I'm that easily entertained.
>> No. 24275 Anonymous
11th November 2016
Friday 7:45 pm
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I don't understand why various companies compete with one another to have the best Christmas advertisement nor why there should be any sort of buzz over it from normal people. The coke one might be important because of its consistency but its taking the piss for companies to put out short stories that have nothing to do with selling products.

The only Christmas ad campaign that has stuck in my mind has been the one with Joan Collins in 2002 that was a bit raunchy at one point because I was 13 (if you're interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RvZUT4Vt-k). I'm not going to acknowledge the existence of John Lewis because I saw a dog on a trampoline much less do my Christmas shopping there like a soppy twat.
>> No. 24276 Anonymous
11th November 2016
Friday 7:58 pm
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>>24275
It gets people talking about them. Anything that gets the brand name out there is good for business.
>> No. 24277 Anonymous
11th November 2016
Friday 8:01 pm
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>>24275
I don't recall this ever beng a Thing until John Lewis released that one that everyone fawned over and it's since become an annual fixture.
>> No. 24278 Anonymous
12th November 2016
Saturday 10:34 am
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>>24277
It's just like this Black Friday shit that popped up about 3 years ago for no discernible reason.
>> No. 24279 Anonymous
12th November 2016
Saturday 11:00 am
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>>24275
Because it makes you do what you do right now. Popularise John Lewis and raise it in conversation. It works.
>> No. 24280 Anonymous
12th November 2016
Saturday 11:39 am
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>>24275

TV advertising is becoming increasingly ineffective. People are fast-forwarding through the breaks on Sky Plus, they're switching their attention to their tablet or phone, young people are spending more time online than watching linear TV.

Ad agencies and their clients are desperate to attract more attention to this once-dominant medium, but they're fundamentally very uncreative people. Most agencies don't really come up with novel ideas, but just steal them off the internet. Most clients are hopelessly conservative and won't run an idea that hasn't passed through fifteen different layers of "decision makers".

Remember a few years ago when every two-bit brand was doing a flashmob for no discernible reason? The big Christmas ad is just the current trend for clients with massive budgets but no stomach for genuine creativity. John Lewis got a lot of social media buzz with a sentimental Christmas ad, so now everyone wants a piece. It'll all be over by next Christmas and everyone will move on to the next fad.
>> No. 24281 Anonymous
12th November 2016
Saturday 2:51 pm
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>>24275
I only found out this song existed from a chistmas ad, that at least makes them not wholey bad for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqNcyFNMfLM

I feel hyped over them, or treating them as must see TV suggests several depressing ideas about our society and our lives. I can't really think of an argument why without sounding like a pretentious teen lad though.
>> No. 24282 Anonymous
14th November 2016
Monday 12:29 am
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I'm Bored

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jrnfKe7rqU

My girlfriend left for a business trip today for a week and it has left a gap in my life, no matter what I do I just end up feeling frustrated I seem to have no attention span, even my clothes feel itchy, Cabin fever has set in far quicker than I thought.
>> No. 24283 Anonymous
14th November 2016
Monday 12:44 am
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Personally I just loathe the fact that people are sheeplike enough to fall for this horseshit. I've seen at least 3 people on facebook sharing this John Lewis ad, and several more who raved last week because Costa have started doing seasonal overpriced mediocre coffee. People buy into this consumerist shite so whole heartedly.

All I can think of is that scene in Demolition Man where everyone starts cheerily singing along to the hot dog jingle. We're fucked.
>> No. 24284 Anonymous
14th November 2016
Monday 12:50 am
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>>24282
This won't end well for you.

>>24283
I like Costa's seasonal coffees. In any event, if you strip everything away, you will be left with nothing. Small meaningless things are necessary.
>> No. 24285 Anonymous
14th November 2016
Monday 2:14 am
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>>24281
Listening to that makes me wonder exactly what one might expect from an 80 year old on speed.
>> No. 24286 Anonymous
14th November 2016
Monday 2:15 am
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>>24283
You're gonna cut yourself on those edges, m7.
>> No. 24287 Anonymous
14th November 2016
Monday 3:21 am
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TPB over SSL appears to have stopped working for me. Browser is throwing a hissy fit over the encryption. Some time and judicious applications of openssl and wireshark reveal the reason for the hissy fit is that someone at Virgin thought that responding to the encrypted request with an unencrypted redirect would be a good idea.
>> No. 24288 Anonymous
14th November 2016
Monday 3:48 am
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When a shop starts selling a new product and British people day "they've started doing a new product". That's not how the fucking word works. Christ.
>> No. 24289 Anonymous
14th November 2016
Monday 6:54 am
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>>24286

It does sound like a teenage thing to say , but he's not really wrong, is he?
>> No. 24290 Anonymous
14th November 2016
Monday 7:05 am
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>>24284

There is a spectrum of stuff between meaningful and meaningless. Don't give me that nihilist nonsense, either, your relationship with your family, how you spend your time, how you interact with other human beings is all more important than your seasonal pissing coffee.
>> No. 24291 Anonymous
14th November 2016
Monday 10:06 am
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>>24290
So I can't like seasonal coffee? I can't enjoy it with people that matter to me and that can't be meaningful? Or are only things you like meaningful?

Kill yourself.
>> No. 24292 Anonymous
14th November 2016
Monday 11:03 am
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>>24291

Not exactly raising above the teenlads by telling strangers on the internet to kill themselves, are you?
>> No. 24293 Anonymous
14th November 2016
Monday 11:23 am
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>>24288
Actually, if you looked in the OED I'd bet that it was one of the squillion different ways that word works.
>> No. 24294 Anonymous
15th November 2016
Tuesday 12:44 am
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>>24292
There isn't any other way to deal with self-absorbed people.
>> No. 24295 Anonymous
16th November 2016
Wednesday 4:10 am
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I just finished watching Frankie Boyle's American Autopsy, and all it's left me with is a stark desire to smack the shit out of Richard Osman.

It's not enough that he's a dyson-grade spewer of hot-air bullshit and middle of the road left-wing platitudes but the man's face is a veritable hotplate of target points. His frankly gross gigantism lends his heavy head to have multiple target points obvious to any attacker.

I only did a bit of boxing for three months a couple of years ago but even I stare in wonder at his goofy teeth, wide jaw, high cheekbones and stumpy, t-rex arms that leave the delicious floating ribs open to all kinds of pugilistic abuse.

Tl;Dr - I want to celebrity box that effeminate cunt Osman to death on live TV. Noel Edmonds make it happen.
>> No. 24296 Anonymous
16th November 2016
Wednesday 7:58 am
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>>24295

>I only did a bit of boxing for three months a couple of years ago

I'd bet the family jewels you bring that up far, far more than is necessary.
>> No. 24297 Anonymous
16th November 2016
Wednesday 10:33 am
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>>24295

You do realise that Richard Osman is a giant? He could hold you by the head and watch you uselessly flail your tiny fists for his own amusement. He could pick you up by the throat and watch the life drain from your body.
>> No. 24298 Anonymous
16th November 2016
Wednesday 11:44 am
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>>24297

he'll grind >>24295 bones to bake his bread.
>> No. 24299 Anonymous
16th November 2016
Wednesday 1:33 pm
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>>24296
> I'd bet the family jewels you bring that up far, far more than is necessary.

I'm more likely to bring up all the judo and bjj I've been doing (and still do) for the past twelve years than the three lonesome miserable months where I tried to box and mainly learned how horrible it is to get hit in the head by someone who knows what they're doing. However, the general thrust of your point probably still stands.

>>24297
> You do realise that Richard Osman is a giant?

Dunno lad he's only six inches taller than me and I doubt he weighs any more than I do. To quote a long lost friend "I've been beaten up by bigger and blacker than him before".

Yes, I realise this isn't funny any more I will stop now. Sorry. I'd still box the cunt though.
>> No. 24300 Anonymous
16th November 2016
Wednesday 5:27 pm
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I'm officially impoverished.

Doesn't feel good, lad.
>> No. 24302 Anonymous
16th November 2016
Wednesday 7:07 pm
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>>24300

What makes it official?

I have no source of income, am overdrawn, potentially owe 6k to the tax man (failed company) (and will probably owe another 3k in about 2 months (bad accountant who failed to track my earnings correctly)) and I am ineligible for any form of benefits. Not trying to have a dick wagging contest, I just want to see if we are in the same boat. And maybe hearing about my terrible situation will make you feel better, or at least not alone.

I actually am pretty positive about it now. On the way down I was stressing like crazy, but I've hit such a low point I don't even worry. I've accepted it as an impossibility for me to pay off said debt and I have no assets or savings. So really there is nothing to threaten me with because I'll happily file for a Debt relief order if there is any attempt to get money off me.


My GF is paying all the rent and bills which seems to be more uncomfortable for my pride then it is for her.
>> No. 24303 Anonymous
16th November 2016
Wednesday 7:20 pm
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>>24295

This post tore my sides apart, thank you.
>> No. 24304 Anonymous
16th November 2016
Wednesday 7:32 pm
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I've become aware that the majority of threads on .gs have incorrect title capitalisation including this one I am posting in.
>> No. 24305 Anonymous
16th November 2016
Wednesday 8:56 pm
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>>24304

BRITFA.GS HAS FALLEN
>> No. 24306 Anonymous
16th November 2016
Wednesday 9:10 pm
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>>24305
>BRITFA.GS HAS FALLEN

Where from?
>> No. 24307 Anonymous
16th November 2016
Wednesday 10:44 pm
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>>24306

Grace, that's where, lad.
>> No. 24308 Anonymous
16th November 2016
Wednesday 10:48 pm
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>>24307
Off the M25?
>> No. 24309 Anonymous
17th November 2016
Thursday 2:21 am
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I fell asleep at eight, woke up at eleven and can't understand why my body has decided to do me like this.

Might go for a weirdy night walk.
>> No. 24310 Anonymous
17th November 2016
Thursday 2:27 am
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>>24309
When you step out of the door, I will know and eventually find you.
>> No. 24311 Anonymous
17th November 2016
Thursday 4:00 am
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I gave some of my whisky to a homeless lady and she thankrd e then introducede to her son who was out walking his dog talking to her and her partner. I apologised to him saying I'm sorry, if I was in your position of hate me for doing that but in her position I'd be thankful. I don't know how to feel.
>> No. 24312 Anonymous
17th November 2016
Thursday 4:48 am
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>>24310

I'll be sure to wipe you off my boots when I get back in.
>> No. 24336 Anonymous
19th November 2016
Saturday 12:19 am
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>>24311
OK let me get this straight, the son is 'out' therefore has a home, yet the mother is homeless? Why doesn't she live with him?

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