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>> No. 27432 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 3:39 pm
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I don't know what this is going to be. A /101/ thread about human biology?

How do I stop being attracted to every woman in the world? It's starting to get impractical.
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>> No. 27433 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 3:49 pm
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>>27432
Wank yourself silly to all the straight porn until you're bored of it. Now you have to turn to trannies and crossdressers and from there it's a hop, skip and jump before you have gay tendencies.

Can't go wrong. I mean at least it'd be a change of scenery going to gay clubs and fending off men rather than pursuing women.
>> No. 27434 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 3:56 pm
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>>27433
Or plan B, wank yourself silly to furries, then all humans will start to look ugly in no time.
(Unless you wank to anthropomorphic chimpanzee furries, but I doubt you would want to sink that low.)
>> No. 27435 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 3:59 pm
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>>27433

Does this actually work? Can you wank yourself gay?
>> No. 27436 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 4:10 pm
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>>27433

>it's a hop, skip and jump before you have gay tendencies.

That's just adding to your problems - you want to shag all the women and a significant proportion of the men.

As an utter degenerate, my strategy is to develop a rotating list of specific and obsessive fetishistic preferences. 2016 was mostly about trans* women, 2017 was all about the fat lasses, 2018 is panning out to be the year of masochism. Not sure about 2019 yet, but if I survive the year of masochism with my testicles still attached, I'm thinking body hair and/or eskimos.

Failing that, get yourself on sertraline - it's about 50/50 that your libido will disappear.
>> No. 27437 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 4:14 pm
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>>27432
You grow out of it eventually.
>> No. 27438 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 4:24 pm
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You could always get really, really into cake sitting.


>> No. 27439 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 4:39 pm
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>>27438
Is that where they fart on them or is that a niche within a niche?
>> No. 27441 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 4:46 pm
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>>27438
Revolting.
>> No. 27442 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 6:36 pm
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Wank more, or maybe get a shag every so often.
>> No. 27443 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 7:39 pm
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>>27442

I'm working on that latter bit.
>> No. 27444 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 8:10 pm
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>>27443

You'll find your standards improve drastically once you've got your dick wet.

Just go shag a prozzie or something.
>> No. 27445 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 10:02 pm
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>>27432
That bloke's got massive hands.
>> No. 27450 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 11:46 pm
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>>27445
Or maybe just a small head.
>> No. 27451 Anonymous
12th August 2018
Sunday 11:55 pm
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>>27450
Isn't he Steve Bannon?

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