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>>5003
>>5004
>>5005

I don't see a problem with it. Sounds like you've got the HIV virus from too much buttsex butthurt.

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>>5065

Ultimately, I broke up with a girlfriend because she said this.

>>5069
You did right.

>>5071

Poverty Provety

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I was once offered a job with the repeated incentive being that I could be 'innotavive'.

>>5079
I do this on purpose a lot of the time, my friend and I have a thing where if we don't know something we'll say "Well, we better ax somebody".

Sage because I'm a cunt.

>>5003
I've noticed a few people saying "I'm confused.com" instead of just confused. I want to tear their heads off and shit down their necks.

Digital Digikal

>>5093
I honestly can't see why that would bother you, I'm completely baffled.net

>>5093
That pisses me the fuck off, too.

>>5097
Leave your grandmas alone!

BOTATO!

PISGHETTI

>>5128

Who the fuck says that?

>>5003

"I was so confused"
"DOT COM, HEHE"

>>5133

Children.

When Yanks say "defiantly" when they mean "definitely".

>>5325
Never heard that.

>>5326
See, eg: http://bit.ly/rRxvXT

>>5328

>Louis Walsh defiantly should have his own group on the X-Factor (IRISH)

second result

>>5328
Discusting.

It's Leveson. L E V E S O N. Two Es, one N. Not Levenson, Levinson, Levison, or anything of the sort.

LEVESON

>>5502
Lewison?

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For some reason, the more I keep coming back to this thread, the more it bothers me.

I think 'intensive purposes' did it.

Explanation mark.

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>>5515
Been at the bohnern and sturbieren again, lad?

Pfycotic
Could care less
Take a decision - it's MAKE, MAKE MAKE MAKE. Taking implies posession by receipt or seizure. Even BBC news fuck this up now. ARGH.

>>5520
> Could care less
Then please do.

Referring to any mental disorder as "schitzo".

>>5522
Oh fuck yes. Especially referring to split personalities as "schizophrenia".

>>5520
Samefag here, further to the take/make gripe, news readers also piss me off by pronouncing Nikolas Sarkozy's name in a faux French accent: "Nee-klas Sakko-zi". Just say "Nick-uh-lus Sar-kow-zee" like a normal British person, it's like some kind of in-joke Allo Allo homage they insist on rolling out just for him. You don't hear them saying "Barawk Uhbaawwmuh" or doing a fake arabic accent when they're talking about whoever the despotic raghead dictator flavour-of-the-month is

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>>5527

They don't do it for america, and they tend not to do it for the middle east, but they do it for everything else.
Even with welsh place names, you get newsreaders trying to pronouce "hlchlachhan" when even half of the welsh themselves just say "lan"

>>5532
Yes, I can see how it annoying it is when people mis-spell CUNTRABBITNIGGERPISSSTICKFISHSTIFKDUKCJDHS

>>5533
TBF it doesn't help when you have some place names that have been Welshified. How are you supposed to pronounce Llangwm, Pembs? Like "Langham".

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>>5004
I have a present for you.

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>>5976

No it isn't.

>>5976

Just call it a vest like most people in the civillized world do.

>>5977
Filthy plebian detected.

>>5979
Shush. He's right. It's not pronounced 'wescot', it's pronounced 'weskit'.

>>5980
If you pronounce "-cot(e)" as anything other than a schwa, your just as filthy a plebian as the other one.

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"YOU THINK I KNOW THAT?!"

The meaning of which was the exact opposite. Horrendous... but typed by a dyslexic teenager to be fair.

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>>5093
ARRRGHGHGHGHGHHH fuck this so hard. Fuck everyone that says it. WHY WHY WHY WHY. It's getting more and more prevalent. I hadn't even heard anyone say it in real life until the end of last year and now it's an all-too-frequent annoyance. GOD FUCK LIFE IS HELL.

>>5325>>5326
It's usually when they type it.

See also: aluminum, nukular, "more then", and worst of all, "I could care less". I realise >>5521 beat me to the last one, but fuck it, I hate it so much it's going in again. It's one thing to mispronounce a word, or choose to pronounce it differently, but it's a different game when the usage contradicts the actual meaning of the words.

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I can't believe how quickly the time has gone - it'll be FEBRY soon.

>>6134
Argh, this annoys me more than the rest because it's not only a misuse but it confuses two words with different meanings, one of which people don't know the meaning, let alone can spell.

>>6137
You mean FEBURY, right?

>>6139

Yeah in FEBURY I start work at the NUKLIER LABROTRY.

>>6138

Lax and lackadaisical?

>>6142

Is that supposed to be WRITE or WROTE?

>>6151

Oh my. That's bad.

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It's a mute point.

>>6142
I think a lot of kids do it, I remember hearing it a lot at school and that was in rural Wales. "I've writ it down".

>>6151
So what do they use when they want to talk about receiving a actual writ? Or do they just assume it's one and the same thing?

>>6168
I wouldn't know. I don't think such people ever end up encountering them.

>>6159
This is the part of Wales full of English immigrants (like my parents), so don't get too smug. Nary a Welsh accent to be heard.

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>>6179 Eh? How does anyone from any walk of life end up saying this?

AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE AIRPLANE

I (briefly) had a boss who said 'innotavive'. To me it meant nothing but 'Adieu...

you thick cunt'

>>6180
My friend is an idiot.

ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT ON ACCIDENT

>>6142

I say that on occasion, as well as 'wrote' and 'written'. It's correct in my dialect.

I BROUGHT IT FROM THE SHOP

>>6233
Did you pay for it or just steal it?

>>6233
I BOUGHT IT WITH ME

>>6231>>6235
These cunts. Grrr.

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>>6706

Or, alternatively

VILLASH BOASH

British commentators have a habit of sounding like a retard doing a Sean Connery impression when then prnounce Portuguese names.

>>6712
>VILLASH BOASH
That's not far off how it's supposed to be pronounced. Portuguese is not Spanish. According to the Portuguese gentleman on the desk across from me, it's VIL-LASH BOO-ASH, and the Special One was JOO-ZAY MOO-REEN-YOU.

SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL SAN MEEGWELL

CLOSE MINDED CLOSE MINDED CLOSE MINDED CLOSE MINDED CLOSE MINDED CLOSE MINDED

I COULD CARE LESS I COULD CARE LESS I COULD CARE LESS
I COULD CARE LESS

Is "It's broke" grammatically correct? or is it "It's broken."

>>7003
Thanks to my dialect, I would say "It's brok" (brock). I also would say I weigh fifteen ston.

Broken is the correct way of saying it, though. Unless the "it" you're talking about has no money.

>>7003
No it's not correct. Broke is a simple verb and thus doesn't need an auxiliary verb i.e. 'it broke'. Broken is an adjective/past participle and does.

NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA

IT'S GRANDMA!

>>7011
1) This is missing the point of the thread - 'nanna' is just a colloquialism, not a mispronunciation or malapropism.
2) I don't know why you'd have a problem with 'nanna' but not 'grandma' - the real root word is 'grandmother'.

>>7011
>NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA NANNA

BATMAN!

_sorry

>>7031

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>>5505
>CHESTER DRAWS
Surely people are simply saying CHEST O' DRAWERS. Many to most such people can probably spell the word, too.

Spelled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IvWoQplqXQ&feature=relmfu

Nooo Idea how to embed.

>>7046

For future reference:

http://britfa.gs/help/features.html

SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK SAVINYON BLUNK

How could you consume so much of something so regularly but never bother to actually find out how to say it for FUCK SAKE. "I don't know poncy french words" yes but you drink gallons of poncy French wine don't you, YOU FUCKING PONCE CUNT PONCE FUCK PONCE

>>7050
It's French, therefore it should be said with as much disdain as possible.

>>7051
I thoroughly support this.
OR in the style of Del Boy

>>7050

Similarly, PEE-NOT GRIDGIO. Dead classy, like.

>>7055

Not forgetting the worst offender of all, SHI-RAZZ.

I half let people off this one, though, since apparently everybody says it like that now and I can't get mad every time.

>>7050
How about a nice glass of CABINET SAW-VIG-NON?
or BOGEALAY NOOVO?

>>7056
Do you mean SHI as in SHIT or SHI as in SHIRE?

Yeah, sorry. Not everyone grew up in an environment where the correct pronunciation of foreign words was the norm.

>>7059

I would hope that most of us grew up in an environment where we sought out the correct pronunciation of things we planned on saying regularly, though.

It's a forlorn hope, I know, but I hold on to it nevertheless.

>>7058

As in 'shit'.

>>7061
Then you're an idiot and they're pronouncing it (almost) correctly.

>>7063

This is why I don't get mad. Those of you who are wrong are so entrenched and numerous in your incorrectness as to basically be correct.

>>7065
I'm confused. Which pronunciation do you think is incorrect, and what do you think it should be?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061109210315AANnNXZ

Take from the above what you want.

WAITING ON HIM WAITING ON HIM WAITING ON HIM WAITING ON HIM WAITING ON HIM WAITING ON HIM WAITING ON HIM WAITING ON HIM WAITING ON HIM

WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT?

>>7072
Again missing the point of the thread. Those are just colloquialisms.

>>7073
They are not colloquialisms nor ellipses, they are grammatically incorrect.

>>7072
>>7074

No, lad, this thread isn't about grammar. Have a scan through it.

>>7077
Well threads evolve.

>>7078

Ah, so you getting the wrong end of the stick was in fact the natural progression of our discussion was it? Or are you just being MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS MISSCHEEVIUS

>>7077
WHO I LIVE WITH WHO I LIVE WITH WHO I LIVE WITH WHO I LIVE WITH WHO I LIVE WITH WHO I LIVE WITH
Is that my coat?

>>7080
What would this be then? "With whom I live"? Nobody talks like that.

>>7081
If I ever use whom somebody calls me out on it and accuses me of being posh, so I've stopped using it. That and semicolons and facebook.

>>7081
https://www.youtube.com/v/tTv5ckMe_2M
(Ask your parents.)

>>7083
Oh I see. Well at least I got it right.

>>7083
Let's not pretend that ignorance of NTNOCN is excused by virtue of it arriving on television before a potential viewer was of proper age. It's not. It's a disgrace and any such obliviousness should be shamed and corrected.

>>7094
Indeed. Now if I had a bomb and a plane to drop it from ...

The Home SEKER-TREE

Why do newsreaders always pronounce year 'yeeeeeeeeer'.

Why do they do that.

>>7200
why, how do you pronounce it? "yeurh"? "yi-ah"?

>>7200
My history teacher used to do that. I get the impression it's a northern, Yorkshirely thing to do.

>>7270
Yes, 'ye-ur' is standard pronunciation, see: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/En-uk-a_year.ogg

Unlike 'yer' or 'yur' or whatever, which is just the one vowel sound for some bizarre reason. I wish I knew precisely which dialect it comes from.

>>7303

I say it like Yur and others in in boroughs 3, 4 and 5 of Greater Manchester also say it like that.

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FUCK YOU SO SO SO HARD. LEARN TO TALK PROPERLY, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE GOING TO APPEAR ON TELEVISION.
HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE? ALL SQUID ARE DAMP. FOR A FUCKING SQUID, BEING DAMP IS A GOOD THING. IT'S SQUIB SQUIB SQUIB FUCKING SQUIB. ARGH YOU KNOW-NOTHING SHITCUNT WHORE MY PISS IS SO BOILED IT HAS LITERALLY EVAPORATED AND IS FILLING EVERY CELL OF MY BODY WITH HATRED.

TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF TUF

It's a fucking tooth

It's not something everyone says, just my friend, but it makes me fucking rage. He calls "Star Trek" "Star Track". I've never even watched it whereas he loves it but doesn't seem to be able to learn what it's called despite me correcting him every time and then blames it on "Oh, it's my dyslexia". Fuck off. Prick.

>>7627
>DAMP SQUID
Oh, Nadine. (Yes, of course we noticed.)

I would defiantly recommend this phone to alot of people aswell.

Whinge for off topic.

I recently heard someone say "tide-away" instead of tidal wave. Consider my urine supra-tepid

>>7634

I was about to start hammering my keyboard with ASWELL, then I actually read the rest of your comment. Well done.

>>7627
>LITERALLY
Nope. Figuratively (or metaphorically).

>>7646
Maybe his piss is actually boiling. It would explain why he was so irritable.

>>7647

I really needed a wee today on the bus it took nearly an hour to get home and I had to run from the bus stop to home so I could wee.

>>7646
Metaphor
noun
a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance

In this case the term or phrase is the word 'literal' being applied to the boiling of my piss. Of course this is not a literally applicable term in this context because it is medically unknown and more than likely biologically impossible for my piss to boil just from agitation. It is applied to suggest that my apparent state of agitation is comparable with the experience or appearance of a person who's urine is literally boiling.

Besides, saying 'figuratively' or 'metaphorically', feels like breaking the 4th wall somewhat. I'd rather people imagined me so irate, my urine genuinely was literally evaporating. I don't want to give the reader fucking meta-data - I want them to rage with me.

>>7658
WOTEVER M8 YOUR OBVIOUSLY WELL FICK LOL

>>7661

>>7658
>something to which it is not literally applicable

Then why would you specifically state otherwise? The word 'literally' only has place to correct what could otherwise be interpreted in a metaphorical context. True, saying your piss is metaphorically boiling does somewhat take the edge off your statement, but do you find our language so bland and expressionless, that you have to decorate it with meaningless words?

>>7665
Exactly. He didn't need to use either 'literally' or 'metaphorically'. He achieved his aim by talking about his piss boiling in the first place. It's obviously not literally true, so it is automatically inferred that he is using the language to express his rage.

>>7665

He used it because 'literally' has seemingly taken on the role of emphasis in a metaphor in modern language rather than what it actually means.

People who use it like this are fucking stupid.

>>7668
Any moment now he'll retaliate - dohoho, you've been trolled to tears!

Forgive me chaps, but isn't using the word "literally" in a non-literal context simply use of another facet of the English language, namely hyperbole?

>>7670
It is a form of hyperbole, yes. That doesn't mean I can't find it utterly reprehensible.

>>7671
Understandable, understandable
Yes, it's perfectly understandable
Comprehensible, comprehensible
Not a bit reprehensible
It's so defensible!

>>7669
I'm not 'trolling' anyone. You're confusing me with grammatically-pedantic-sniveling-wretch-lad.

>>7668
I did indeed use it for emphasis. It encourages the reader to envisage the metaphor, rather than simply understand its meaning. I believe this is a legitimate usage when imagery is the impetus of the writing.

I agree some people use it frequently, purely for exaggeration and couldn't explain or justify their use of it. I don't count myself among these people, but I imagine you probably do. Thankfully your opinion of me means little.

>>7676

>Thankfully your opinion of me means little.

https://www.youtube.com/v/W0U84z_SZv4

Everyone in this thread is literally a massive fucking crybaby willy-faced bastard.

>>7678
Fair play lad, I am a bit like that to be honest. However, I freely admit that I despise humanity although I have way too many intimacy issues to father a child, even accidentally. I'd like to think I'd have to sense to avoid coming across as such an obvious freak on national television though. As much as I am a stone cold hate machine, I'd like to think I've crafted enough social veneer to remain undetected by the likes of Jezza.

>>7692
*the sense to

Someone emailed me today telling me their project was a WORKING PROGRESS.

WHYYYYY?

Anyone in Manchester, go onto Oldham Road near where Nobles used to be, and take a look in the window at the Cash Generator rip-off. You'll be able to see a sign that proudly proclaims a televisions ability to receive "IMPUT".

VUNERABLE

BBC newsreaders need to get their shit together.

Oh. I didn't even notice but I do say Vimpto.

DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE DUCK TAPE

What boils my piss on this one is that the Americans picked up on it and actually released a brand of Duct Tape called Duck Tape

>>9517
The first material called "duck tape" was long strips of plain cotton duck cloth used in making shoes stronger, for decoration on clothing, and for wrapping steel cables or electrical conductors to protect them from corrosion or wear. In the 1910s, certain boots and shoes used canvas duck fabric for the upper or for the insole, and duck tape was sometimes sewn in for reinforcement.

>>9517
"Duck tape" is correct, you muppet. It's even been shown to be near-useless for ducting.

CLEMENTIME

>>9519

Well, you learn somethink knew every day!

Dunno why you hate it, it's the only fissy drink that actually has a nice taste

GOVURMUNT

I can't pronounce specifically or millennium

I say spepificly and menellium

>>9566

I am the same with Catholicism and melancholy.

>>9567
thacolicism and nemancholy? R U dislecsik or sumfink mait?

Corollary.

>>6706

Just call him AVB, it pisses Alan Green off enough on 606

>>5003

LOOK! THERE'S A BOMFIRE! A BOMFIRE!

Athsma.

Chinmey. Mostly from people from the county of "ethics".

ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX* ASTERIX*

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FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS FAIR DOS

>>9767
I have a programming assignment which I was meant to submit a week or two ago that involves making an asterisk triangle and to be honest I'm sick of the starry cunts.

A pigment of my imagination.

>>9770
An asterix triangle would be considerably harder.

>>9813
He's not un-triangular to begin with.

A BOCKLE OF BEER.

>>9821

A thousand times this.

>>9821

Come on now, this isn't the first time in this thread I've thought this, but surely no one actually says that? And if they do, surely it's just one stupid person?

>>9829
hospickle
lickle
bockle

You need to venture up North more, adventurer.

>>9830

Isn't that just trying to be cutesy rather than any kind of genuine ignorance/mistake?

>>9833
No, people genuinely do pronounce that syllable like that in full flow without any pretension to it probably sounding cute. It is highly, deeply annoying. Glottal stops are perfectly fine, as is the "tt" sounding as an alveolar lateral plosive (as it normally is), but to move it that far back into the throat?! Bockle?! It is probably my #1 pronunciation peeve. No sage, Lynn Truss probably has my back on this, despite her being incredibly annoying.

>>9830
People do this? Here? The only place I ever heard people pronounce words like that was in Jamaica.

UNDOUBTABLY

>>9837

It's a Northern thing. I say hospickal.

>>9839
I'm Northern and I don't. My melon has been well and truly twisted.

Nietzsche.

>>9841
You're supposed to spell it such that we can identify the mispronunciation that bothers you.

>>9842
Nietzsche.

>>9841
What is the correct pronunciation and spelling?
I ask this as I genuinely don't know.

>>9844
Oh, I get it, maybe lie how yankees say "Ein-steen" for Einstein?

>>9844
https://www.youtube.com/v/mLUB885Pun0
Hope this helps.

>>9846
Kinda like how I said septics grind my gears. Conflating the German ie with an ei pronunciation is an absolute pisstake. I still hear people saying "geschreiben" after ten years of studying the damn language!

>>9846
Yes thanks that is incredibly helpful. Now I will be able to impress all my friends.

>>9844
It's NEE-chur. I've never heard anyone pronounce it any other way, so I'm still not sure what >>9841 is complaining about.

There's an incredibly easy way to remember how to pronounce German words with ie or ei in them. You say it like the second letter (of the ie/ei).

Rammstein - Rammschtine
lieben - leeben

Conbine harvester. Conbination. Conbined forces. Conputer. Conparative.
Comtrols. Fat Comtroller. Comstitution.

Mixing up ns and ms is quite annoying. There are those unfortunate to not grow out of this after their tenth birthday.

>>9857
I've a mate who reckons he is a Rammstein fan despite always pronouncing them Rammshteen despite the fact they call themselves Rammshtine in one of their tracks. Somewhat annoying. He also always mispronounces this other mate's name for some reason. I think some people think mispronouncing things deliberately is clever or ironic, when it just makes them look stupid.

Artic and Antartica.

>>9868
Autarky is bad, m'kay.

NOKIA LUMINA

My flatmate, a Northerner, is in the habit of pronouncing many words in an American manner, imagine "dew" pronounced like "do" but times fifty. I don't get it, are people that impressionable re: shit septic sitcoms (TBBT is the main culprit) and picking up how to pronounce words, even though every other fucker around them is being British about it.
Sage for rage.

>>9877
My bristolian flatmate also pronounces it "do". It is incredibly irritating.

>>9877
Yorkshireman here. I don't hear it at home but there was that kid on the radio who sold some shitty news application to Yahoo for like $1e100 and he did that but for all the words - all his Ts became Ds, too. It was really fucking annoying.

>>5325

Not just Yanks, I'm afraid.

>>9877
TBBT?

>>9902
Nobody says 'defiantly' out loud though, it's a double typo, in which they think the correct spelling is 'definately', then they mix up two letters while typing.