How on earth do the armed forces only get a 4 for Gadgets & Gizmos? They've got fighter jets and nuclear submarines, for fuck's sake.

>>444270
They're no match for a journalist.

What is this, placitprop?

>>444272
That's true, I doubt the regular Armed Forces tap phones like journalists do.

It's quite simple really. The more important you are, the more expendable you are.

>>444284
Jasper Carrott seems very expendable but I don't see people claiming he's important.

>>444270

Yeah but ACHD Interventionalists have Stents. FUCKING STENTS. They're like the opposite of a Chinese Finger Puzzle, they go inside your major arteries and keep them from constricting.

...I'll get me scrubs.

>>444266
This has to be a pisstake, right?

>>444294
Cheaper than a payrise.

>>444294
For the prchronic masturbatory sum of £1.65 you can get the Top Trumps coronavirus bundle of keyworkers and hospitals.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Top-Trumps-Britain-Best-Bundle/dp/B088BYFM8Z

>>444298
>prchronic masturbatory

You still need to sort out that wordfilter issue for when it forms part of another word.

>>444288

I'm surprised he's still around; he's the only famous Brummie I can recall who is less well off than Lennie Henry, yet with nowhere near the same accolades. He's like the opposite load where Jess Phillips is the fulcrum, but all the elements are still fucking miserable. God help them all, poor fuckers.

The Detectives is STILL a great watch though.

>>444299

I vote: no, we don't

I am from Marchronic masturbatorlo.

I hate it when recipes give temperatures in Fahrenheit. I much prefer temps to be listed chronic masturbatorsius.

>Unsung Hero: 8
I guess having your own daily press conferences, broadcast on national television, plus the unwavering support of the country's two bestselling newspapers, really does make your heroism only 1 less sung than prison officers.

I work in a datacentre. We're key workers. I wonder if we get a card.

>>444307
>1 less sung
I of course meant 1 MORE sung. Those poor politicians just can't catch a break.

>>444309

>Unsung
>'Clap for Boris' campaign


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWmxeaz6ftE
It's been a fucking wild year.

>>444307
>The ‘Unsung Heroes’ category sees the partners of key workers come out top with a maximum 10 out of 10. Binmen and binwomen scored a point lower at nine out of ten. Less unsung heroes like doctors (8), nurses (8) and police (7) fare lower.

https://fundraising.co.uk/2020/05/04/charity-workers-celebrated-in-new-top-trumps-pack/

>>444315
Dave the Dad has more gadgets and gizmos than the police and the government.

I wonder who is the least unsung hero (most-sung hero) according to Top Trumps?

Must be Nurses right? But I'll bet nobody scores less than 5 for that category.

>>444328
I think the lowest is post man on 6. Courier drivers are on 9.

More like Tory Trumps fnar

Can we have Trump Top Trumps, and compare members of everyone's favourite family?
I'm not normally keen on trolling, but that should start a lot of fights.

Top Trumps seem to have a DIY option -
https://www.mytoptrumps.com/p/53/general
(Shilling for Big Trump here...)

The only Top Trumps I had were the supercar ones when the Koenigsegg was the fastest and some dinosaur ones with really bad art and stupid "theoretical" dinosaur that was just a lizard man.

I used to collect Top Trumps, and each set comes with a special card. If you send 10 special cards to Top Trumps HQ, you get a Top Trumps Top Trumps set. It was very underwhelming.

>>444369

Does the Top Trumps Top Trumps set come with a special card?

>>444369
When was this? They never did this in the 1990s when I had Le Mans Cars and Road Cars and one of the fantasy ones, possibly Goblins & Faeriefolk. I had loads, and I imagine I still do if my parents haven't thrown them away.

The best top trumps aren't even made by Top Trumps anyway.

>>444370
Don't think so.
>>444373
This would have been about 2002. They actually advertised that the prize was a gunmetal Top Trumps case, but I guess that got replaced by Top Trumps Top Trumps by the time I had enough special cards.