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>> No. 444266 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 2:32 pm
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Does anyone fancy playing key worker Top Trumps?

Now we can definitively say who is more important out of soldiers, nurses and football players.
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>> No. 444270 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 3:52 pm
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How on earth do the armed forces only get a 4 for Gadgets & Gizmos? They've got fighter jets and nuclear submarines, for fuck's sake.
>> No. 444272 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 4:16 pm
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>>444270
They're no match for a journalist.
>> No. 444273 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 4:17 pm
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What is this, placitprop?
>> No. 444274 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 4:30 pm
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>>444272
That's true, I doubt the regular Armed Forces tap phones like journalists do.
>> No. 444284 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 5:22 pm
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It's quite simple really. The more important you are, the more expendable you are.
>> No. 444288 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 6:17 pm
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>>444284
Jasper Carrott seems very expendable but I don't see people claiming he's important.
>> No. 444290 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 6:33 pm
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>>444270

Yeah but ACHD Interventionalists have Stents. FUCKING STENTS. They're like the opposite of a Chinese Finger Puzzle, they go inside your major arteries and keep them from constricting.

...I'll get me scrubs.
>> No. 444294 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 6:55 pm
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>>444266
This has to be a pisstake, right?
>> No. 444297 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 7:11 pm
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>>444294
Cheaper than a payrise.
>> No. 444298 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 7:18 pm
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>>444294
For the prchronic masturbatory sum of £1.65 you can get the Top Trumps coronavirus bundle of keyworkers and hospitals.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Top-Trumps-Britain-Best-Bundle/dp/B088BYFM8Z
>> No. 444299 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 7:20 pm
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>>444298
>prchronic masturbatory

You still need to sort out that wordfilter issue for when it forms part of another word.
>> No. 444300 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 7:25 pm
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>>444288

I'm surprised he's still around; he's the only famous Brummie I can recall who is less well off than Lennie Henry, yet with nowhere near the same accolades. He's like the opposite load where Jess Phillips is the fulcrum, but all the elements are still fucking miserable. God help them all, poor fuckers.

The Detectives is STILL a great watch though.
>> No. 444306 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 8:18 pm
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>>444299

I vote: no, we don't

I am from Marchronic masturbatorlo.

I hate it when recipes give temperatures in Fahrenheit. I much prefer temps to be listed chronic masturbatorsius.
>> No. 444307 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 8:36 pm
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>Unsung Hero: 8
I guess having your own daily press conferences, broadcast on national television, plus the unwavering support of the country's two bestselling newspapers, really does make your heroism only 1 less sung than prison officers.

I work in a datacentre. We're key workers. I wonder if we get a card.
>> No. 444309 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 8:41 pm
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>>444307
>1 less sung
I of course meant 1 MORE sung. Those poor politicians just can't catch a break.
>> No. 444310 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 8:49 pm
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>>444309

>Unsung
>'Clap for Boris' campaign


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWmxeaz6ftE
It's been a fucking wild year.
>> No. 444315 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 9:19 pm
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>>444307
>The ‘Unsung Heroes’ category sees the partners of key workers come out top with a maximum 10 out of 10. Binmen and binwomen scored a point lower at nine out of ten. Less unsung heroes like doctors (8), nurses (8) and police (7) fare lower.

https://fundraising.co.uk/2020/05/04/charity-workers-celebrated-in-new-top-trumps-pack/
>> No. 444320 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 9:38 pm
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>>444315
Dave the Dad has more gadgets and gizmos than the police and the government.
>> No. 444328 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 10:00 pm
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I wonder who is the least unsung hero (most-sung hero) according to Top Trumps?

Must be Nurses right? But I'll bet nobody scores less than 5 for that category.
>> No. 444339 Anonymous
9th June 2021
Wednesday 3:30 am
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>>444328
I think the lowest is post man on 6. Courier drivers are on 9.
>> No. 444342 Anonymous
9th June 2021
Wednesday 8:50 am
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More like Tory Trumps fnar
>> No. 444351 Anonymous
9th June 2021
Wednesday 11:17 am
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Can we have Trump Top Trumps, and compare members of everyone's favourite family?
I'm not normally keen on trolling, but that should start a lot of fights.
>> No. 444352 Anonymous
9th June 2021
Wednesday 11:20 am
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Top Trumps seem to have a DIY option -
https://www.mytoptrumps.com/p/53/general
(Shilling for Big Trump here...)
>> No. 444356 Anonymous
9th June 2021
Wednesday 12:13 pm
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The only Top Trumps I had were the supercar ones when the Koenigsegg was the fastest and some dinosaur ones with really bad art and stupid "theoretical" dinosaur that was just a lizard man.
>> No. 444369 Anonymous
9th June 2021
Wednesday 8:59 pm
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I used to collect Top Trumps, and each set comes with a special card. If you send 10 special cards to Top Trumps HQ, you get a Top Trumps Top Trumps set. It was very underwhelming.
>> No. 444370 Anonymous
9th June 2021
Wednesday 9:07 pm
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>>444369

Does the Top Trumps Top Trumps set come with a special card?
>> No. 444373 Anonymous
9th June 2021
Wednesday 11:00 pm
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>>444369
When was this? They never did this in the 1990s when I had Le Mans Cars and Road Cars and one of the fantasy ones, possibly Goblins & Faeriefolk. I had loads, and I imagine I still do if my parents haven't thrown them away.
>> No. 444374 Anonymous
10th June 2021
Thursday 5:50 am
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The best top trumps aren't even made by Top Trumps anyway.
>> No. 444383 Anonymous
10th June 2021
Thursday 1:36 pm
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>>444370
Don't think so.
>>444373
This would have been about 2002. They actually advertised that the prize was a gunmetal Top Trumps case, but I guess that got replaced by Top Trumps Top Trumps by the time I had enough special cards.

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