No, admitting our weakness in society would ruin the whole "rough strong northern stable boy" fantasy that posho birds harbour, ruining the university experience for any of our lads who somehow manage to get enough UCAS points to do sports science at a poly in a city that also has a proper uni.

To apply for protected characteristic status requires a £5 deposit. We've learnt our lesson from the Scots and will now be checking that all notes are from the BoE.

It's outrageous, infuriating, that the equality act doesn't cover socio-economic class or geographic divides. The public sector is required to fill out an impact assessment in all new policy for protected characteristics, including how it's going to also foster access to opportunity and social inclusion. Coming from a poor background it really stings that process supports your community getting more resources if it includes greater than average benefits for ethnics.

Well, that would be patently nonsense because we are in fact the superior race in all respects. It would be most undignified for us to cower behind that victim politics tripe.

What we should do however, is secede from the union immediately, and take control of our borders, before any more bloody offcome'duns get in and take up more of our affordable housing.

>>444747
So the solution is obvious: flood your town with ethnics to secure government investment.

>>444750
What you really need to do is catch rare ethnics like in Pokémon. That's what they do in London. Your local council will be flooded with financially ruinous pet projects in no time that can employ thousands of consultants for decades.

>>444747>>444750
I'm not sure I agree with this. I've been to Dewsbury.

Steve Coogan makes a case in the first episode of The Trip for the north having just as much claim to a national identity as Wales, based on cultural distinction from the south. He's mostly doing it to wind Rob Brydon up, but he makes a half-decent case.

>>444748
This lad gets it.