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>> No. 445290 Anonymous
28th July 2021
Wednesday 7:42 am
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Imagine living here.
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>> No. 455302 Anonymous
25th November 2022
Friday 11:56 am
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>>454899
I'm gently stalking my old house on rightmove. It's now going round for the fourth time, sold STC three times so far. Perhaps it's not really going to go for £100K more than they paid five years ago?
Talking to an intern at work, he's paying £900 a month for a room in a shared house. A quick check of the maths, and even that isn't enough to cover the mortgage, running it as an HMO. Fuck's sake, world's gone mad.
>> No. 455303 Anonymous
25th November 2022
Friday 12:15 pm
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>>455302
I was outbid on a house in 2015 that ultimately went for £185k, which was well over the asking price. A similar house on the same street sold for £160k that year, which has just gone back on the market for £260k, so they're hoping for growth of about 63% in seven years. I can't see them getting that much, especially as the estate was built over a former mining pit and I've heard that recent soil testing detected poison across the neighbourhood.
>> No. 455313 Anonymous
26th November 2022
Saturday 12:44 am
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I might have said this before because I discovered it months ago, but today was the big day when I finally moved into the house I bought. I paid £178,000 for it. In 2001, it sold for £10,400. So its annual increase in value for the previous owners is pretty close to its entire value when they bought it.
>> No. 455316 Anonymous
26th November 2022
Saturday 1:47 am
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>>455313
Congratulations lad.
>> No. 455317 Anonymous
26th November 2022
Saturday 2:44 am
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>>455313

Congrats m8.

Pretty sure we started buying around the same time, only I'm still arsing about getting the solicitors to pull their fingers out. Had to get an extension on the mortgage offer, and if we're not done by Christmas I think it's just going to fall through entirely frankly.

Such is life. But if the two of you could try and will me some luck I would appreciate it. I am becoming very disheartened.
>> No. 456626 Anonymous
15th February 2023
Wednesday 7:36 am
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Imagine buying a new build and doing this to the garden.
>> No. 456627 Anonymous
15th February 2023
Wednesday 8:28 am
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>>456626
I hate this country and it's population.
>> No. 456628 Anonymous
15th February 2023
Wednesday 10:23 am
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>>456627
May I suggest a career in new estate planning? Make your loathing count.

Also, Fucking hell, please let that not be the future.

Also also, has housebuyinglad moved yet and fucked his garden over?
And what happened to scorchedearthgardenlad who wanted nothing to grow ever again?
>> No. 456629 Anonymous
15th February 2023
Wednesday 11:04 am
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>>456628
>Also also, has housebuyinglad moved yet and fucked his garden over?

Probably ran out of money due to vet bills after his girlfriend insisted on buying one of those French bulldogs. You can't complete the new build aesthetic without a dog that can't breathe properly.
>> No. 456630 Anonymous
15th February 2023
Wednesday 12:08 pm
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>>456626
This is going to be underwater whenever it rains.
>> No. 456631 Anonymous
15th February 2023
Wednesday 8:56 pm
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>>456628
>Also also, has housebuyinglad moved yet and fucked his garden over?
There were two of us. Mine wasn't a new-build house, but was instead a former council house inhabited by an old lady who'd died. According to the neighbours, and indeed other evidence that has since become apparent, she died at any time up to four years ago, and the house was empty between then and when I moved in in December. I haven't fucked my garden up, but it looks horrific and it has a monumental pile of rubbish in it because I haven't paid for a skip yet. I made a point to insist on the rubbish being left, because it had some very useful tools in there, but the fuckers took all those and just left the paint cans and rolled-up carpets and other shite. So it could be argued that I might have fucked my garden up, indeed.
>> No. 456632 Anonymous
15th February 2023
Wednesday 9:15 pm
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>>456628
>>456631

I'm the other one, but mine doesn't have a garden because it's an ex-council flat. However I am going to get some bamboo and fake leaves and all that, and decorate the balcony like a faux tropical cocktail bar, for the summer. My partner bought me a little lime tree to grow, also.

In fact to me having a balcony is posher than having a garden. It feels like being on holiday, because at all other times in my life I've only ever had a balcony on holiday, and there's zero maintenance.
>> No. 456633 Anonymous
15th February 2023
Wednesday 10:13 pm
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>>456630
Going by what they've done to the garden it won't be the only thing underwater about that house.

>>456631
>>456632
There were 3 of us. I ended up whinging about how expensive it all is but as it turns out once I finally got to the position of buying a house I've not been arsed. Worried about finding a partner outside of the M25 now I'm in my 30s, I'd have to mess about getting a car and the thought of selling off my investment at the moment makes me angry.

>>456632
Did you get one of those ultra-rare freehold ones or go up to Scotland?
>> No. 456634 Anonymous
15th February 2023
Wednesday 10:33 pm
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>>456633

Nah, it's a leasehold, but the term is still for another 100 years, and it was so cheap relative to a house of comparable interior space that I don't give a fuck. I spent a while looking into it before I pulled the trigger and really, there's pros and cons like with anything. There's a service charge on top of the mortgage, which means you pay a bit more each month, but on the upside that money goes into a communal fund which covers structural repairs and upgrades etc so you're never going to suddenly out of pocket for a leak or something. Ground rent is apparently a thing of the past now.

If it wasn't ex-council I'd be a bit more apprehensive because you'd know the management company are going to be robbing bastards who are just out to gouge you on everything, but when it's a local authority or housing association, I reckon it's a pretty safe investment. And also it's not a massive tower block thing, I definitely wouldn't buy one of those, it's one of those low-rise blocks full of pensioners.
>> No. 456635 Anonymous
16th February 2023
Thursday 7:00 am
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>>456634
>If it wasn't ex-council I'd be a bit more apprehensive because you'd know the management company are going to be robbing bastards who are just out to gouge you on everything, but when it's a local authority or housing association, I reckon it's a pretty safe investment.

Sorry to burst your bubble ladm8 but I've definitely heard of flat owners having to fork out decent chunks of money for their share of repair work the council are doing as freehold owners.

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2016/may/28/right-to-buy-repair-bills-council-tenants
>> No. 456642 Anonymous
16th February 2023
Thursday 12:37 pm
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>>456635

That is a seven year old article and legislation has, believe it or not (and I know it's fucking shocking considering our government, but it has) been introduced to stop, or at least mitigate, such practice- That's why the service charges now go into a shared fund, which the management are obligated to give you fully transparent accounts for, and there's no such thing as ground rent any more. I believe it was a Michael Gove pet project, and discovering that made me rather rethink my assumptions of him.

On mine there's work to be done on the cladding but they sent through all the plans and estimated costs and showed that it was to be paid for out of the reserve fund. They're also obligated to consult with leaseholders on who does the work, so if they do try to pull a fast one with some money-pit contractor, the tenants can collectively tell them to do one and hire somebody else.

I'm not too worried, frankly. A step on the property ladder is worth the risk, better than continuing to piss my money up the wall to a private landlord.
>> No. 456646 Anonymous
16th February 2023
Thursday 1:15 pm
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>>456642

>legislation has, believe it or not (and I know it's fucking shocking considering our government, but it has) been introduced to stop, or at least mitigate, such practice

This is cynical but I'd imagine it was done for the benefit of investor landlords not to have massive unforseen bills suddenly spoiling their cash cow portfolio, and the fact it benefits owner occupiers is just a happy accident.
>> No. 456903 Anonymous
5th March 2023
Sunday 3:36 pm
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I don't know if it's specifically a newish build estate thing, but I've noticed a lot of houses round here have started putting coloured LED strips in their bedrooms. On my street there's at least three houses with rooms glowing red, two glowing blue, one purple and one which changes colours.
>> No. 456904 Anonymous
5th March 2023
Sunday 4:38 pm
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>>456903
It's an e-person thing, init. Internet culture.
>> No. 456905 Anonymous
5th March 2023
Sunday 8:28 pm
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>>456903
I have one guy on my street who has blue LEDs on the front of his house.
Looks fucking awful at night.
>> No. 456906 Anonymous
5th March 2023
Sunday 9:01 pm
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>>456904

I think you might be partially right. This has become a trend for themed rooms, e.g. gaming, collection, or hobby rooms. Doubly so if that person takes videos or pictures in that room for social media.
>> No. 457073 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 10:35 am
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This is apparently the main headline news of the day.
>> No. 457074 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 10:47 am
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>>457073

I do hate plastic lawns. Just imagine how foetid the whole estate will smell in summer when there's no natural biodegradation. You just have everyone hosing dog shit off their astroturf in the baking heat of the sun, with nowhere for it to go.
>> No. 457076 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 11:03 am
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I assume that dirt will accumulate on it, weeds will grow on that and through the fabric, and you'll have to spray it with roundup (or fire) after a couple of years. Yay.
(I have some offcuts here that I use as pathways over gravel to stop horse hooves picking up so many stones, so I'm probably a cunt, too, but at least I'm not pretending it's grass, or anything other than a reasonably sturdy fabric. )
>> No. 457084 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 12:30 pm
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>>457074
They are pretty awful, here's a good pdf about the many ways: https://capabilitycharlotte.com/TimeForTurf%20Artificial%20Grass%20Report.pdf
>> No. 457088 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 5:29 pm
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>>457073
Let it die, let it die
>> No. 457090 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 5:53 pm
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>>457084

Well lads?
>> No. 457092 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 6:02 pm
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>>457090
She tweeted some more risqué stuff a while back if you want to trawl through her profile, I can't be arsed to do it for you.
>> No. 457095 Anonymous
18th March 2023
Saturday 7:00 pm
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>>457092

I'd fertilise her natural lawn IYKWIM.
>> No. 457105 Anonymous
19th March 2023
Sunday 4:07 pm
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>>457090
I absolutely would. Corrr. What absolutely beautiful women. There is no way I could ever not be attracted to such stunners.

>>457092
Fuck! It's Eddie Izzard! Abort, abort, abort!
>> No. 457196 Anonymous
29th March 2023
Wednesday 7:41 am
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>The number of homes available to rent in the UK has fallen by a third over the past 18 months.

>The sharp drop in the number of listings has helped drive up rents for new tenants by 11%. Lettings agencies typically have 10 rentals compared to over 16 before September 2021, figures shared with the BBC by property website Zoopla show.

>The number of rental properties UK hasn't actually fallen. In fact, it has barely moved since 2016. But people like Ruth are finding it difficult because they're competing with far more other people in their search for a home. Demand for rented accommodation has risen to more than fifty per cent above normal levels, Zoopla's figures show.

>Zoopla draws its information from listings on its website, which cover 85% of UK properties listed for rent. People who want to move but can't find anywhere new are having to stay put. That means their old place doesn't become available for someone else to move into. And with people unable to move, fewer properties become vacant and appear in the estate agent's window. And even if people are lucky enough to find somewhere suitable, they're likely to have to pay much more than they did before.

>"We've seen a big increase in demand for rented housing from record high immigration, the economy reopening [after the pandemic]," said Richard Donnell, executive director for research at Zoopla. "But at the same time, we just haven't seen much new investment by landlords in rented housing. And that's creating a real crunch in availability."

>Though the number of people needing a rental property has soared, landlords haven't able to meet that need. Higher mortgage rates, tax changes and new regulations for rented properties have made it more difficult and less profitable to buy houses and offer them for rent.

>Large numbers of landlords are leaving the market - 11% of homes for sale on Zoopla were previously rented. For others, short-term lets such holiday lets or Airbnb offer better returns than long-term tenants. Zoopla has seen a three-fold increase in short-term lets since 2019. But with private renters spending on average almost a third of their income on rent, Mr Donnell and other experts believe rents can't go on increasing, as people simply won't be able to pay any more.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-65090846

ITZ
>> No. 459010 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 12:49 pm
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The dream.
>> No. 459011 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 12:57 pm
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>>459010
I'm not homophobic or owt but why couldn't they just build it straight?
>> No. 459012 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 1:06 pm
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>>459010
>>459011
Best £350,000 you can spend.
>> No. 459015 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 2:18 pm
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>>457196
>short-term lets such holiday lets or Airbnb offer better returns than long-term tenants

Do people even use Airbnb anymore? I'm willing to bet Mr Zoopla has a vested interest in rolling back some of Gove's new tenant rights more than anything else.

>>459010
It's interesting when you think of how humans are hardwired to prefer landscapes that project feelings of security and plenty. The classic tree of a hill surrounded by woodland. But this, this just fires all the neurons in your brain about getting out because you're going to be cornered in one of those boxes.

You'd think if you were going to take a picture like this you would sort out the garden first or at least move your makeup kit.
>> No. 459050 Anonymous
20th July 2023
Thursday 9:50 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9n0_5p8XKo
>> No. 459070 Anonymous
22nd July 2023
Saturday 5:39 am
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>>459015
> You'd think if you were going to take a picture like this you would sort out the garden first or at least move your makeup kit.

Sometimes a picture is just a cry for help, sometimes the inclusion of a virgin Mary figurine is also a cry for help but you feel better about it.
>> No. 460931 Anonymous
27th October 2023
Friday 10:24 am
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Mum stunned after buying second home in Cornwall village to find locals 'hate' her

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-stunned-after-buying-second-31258557

Fancy a bit of ragebait this morning?
>> No. 460952 Anonymous
28th October 2023
Saturday 10:42 am
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>>460931

I've always had this fantasy that I'd be successful enough to own multiple properties globally.

It would be a bit shit to buy somewhere, do it up and then realise the locals think you're a cunt.

How do I avoid being a cunt? Is it as simple as just not buying anything in areas already struggling with housing? What about places that have largely been abandoned, am I a soulless opportunist if I buy a near-ruin in a lovely bit of Italy then pour money into making it nice?
>> No. 460953 Anonymous
28th October 2023
Saturday 11:06 am
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>>460952
I don't know if you can be a landlord without being a cunt but if you wanted to try, I'd suggest buying properties that don't fit the local aesthetic, either because they're run down or the previous owners had shit taste. Use local contractors to do them up to not just be nice but look like they belong there; their original styles of you can. Then rent them out to locals at rents they can afford, don't price them out or make it holiday lets.
>> No. 460954 Anonymous
28th October 2023
Saturday 12:24 pm
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>>460953

In this case I actually didn't mean as a landlord, I'd like to have these properties for myself as holiday homes or to do work in those countries.
>> No. 462754 Anonymous
10th February 2024
Saturday 11:09 am
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Is this Britain's tackiest garden? Homeowner slammed for ripping up family's 'beautiful' lawn and laying fake grass but says he had 'no choice' because it was 'a jungle'

https://archive.ph/1219Q

Before.
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10th February 2024
Saturday 11:09 am
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After.
>> No. 462758 Anonymous
10th February 2024
Saturday 4:10 pm
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>>462754
>>462755
And I thought my neighbour pulling out the wall growing plants and mowing the lawn too close was bad. It's an absolute shame to think the ammount of wildlife lost to that - not just bugs and insects but birds and small mammals too.

Someone should print and post this image through their doorbell.

It does make sense that the bloke doesn't want to keep up the garden - it would take a lot of time especially if you've no interest in doing so .. but this is a travesty.
>> No. 462760 Anonymous
10th February 2024
Saturday 6:52 pm
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>>462758
>It does make sense that the bloke doesn't want to keep up the garden - it would take a lot of time especially if you've no interest in doing so .. but this is a travesty.

How much does a gardener cost anyway? Putting myself in his shoes I'd definately feel overwhelmed to take on maintenance for a garden that has taken decades to cultivate and which has the neighbours peering over the fence and tutting. I bet the garden isn't the only thing they talk about either, I hear that sometimes he doesn't bring his bins in until the next day and seems to know a thing or two about computers too. No wife either which I'm not too surprised about, if you know what I mean.

Anyway, what I'd so is a slow conversion that turns it into mostly meadow with a small plot for things I'm messing about with. I'd keep a gardener to maintain what I've inherited while I slowly turn it into my own garden, year-by-year more and more meadow so that the neighbours gets used to it first instead of chasing me out of the community. Although I probably wouldn't buy a 3-bed for myself in the first place as maintaining even a small property by yourself has enough odd jobs to keep it ticking over.
>> No. 463891 Anonymous
29th April 2024
Monday 11:49 am
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A new family moved onto the street last year, with the man working some form of trade. So far they have replaced the entire back garden with decking, bought a hot tub, replaced all of the windows/fascias grey and installed LED lights inside their rooms. They are currently in the process of digging up the lovely front garden they inherited and paving it over so they have a second parking space.
>> No. 463893 Anonymous
29th April 2024
Monday 1:01 pm
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They're planning to put >100 acres of substations here, compulsory purchase of my field, etc. Wankers.
>> No. 463896 Anonymous
29th April 2024
Monday 3:10 pm
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>>463891
>with the man working some form of trade.
There goes the neighbourhood.
>> No. 463898 Anonymous
29th April 2024
Monday 3:26 pm
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>>463896
He has a work van and everything. Very unsightly.
>> No. 463901 Anonymous
29th April 2024
Monday 4:16 pm
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>>463891

The house next to mine was bought by a Persian family two years ago. It had been suffering neglect because the person living in it became increasingly frail and then went into a home, and her children spent a long time bickering over what they wanted to do with the house, without anybody living in it or even looking after it in a meaningful way during that time. And naturally, when they finally sold, there were signs of neglect all over the property, from unmowed grass and out of control weeds and bushes to roof shingles falling off.

The Persians have been doing the house up nicely, but at some point they went and covered the lawn and flower beds in front of the house with coarse gravel and concrete tiles. They left a few bushes standing to keep it from looking too barren, but it really looks a bit soulless. Apparently they are both very busy business owners and don't have the time, but if your business is doing well then surely you can hire somebody to do your gardening for you.

I've gone the other way and there's a handful of well looked after tall trees and bushes in front of my house. It's a real front garden that deserves the name. And it's a lot more eco friendly these days than my neighbours' polar landscape.

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